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Age: 23
Date Signed Up:11/01/2010
Last Login:8/30/2014
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Comment Ranking:#4864
Highest Content Rank:#1301
Highest Comment Rank:#1758
Content Thumbs: 4765 total,  5772 ,  1007
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Level 147 Content: Faptastic → Level 148 Content: Faptastic
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Level 280 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor → Level 281 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor
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#41 - what's hydroplane?  [+] (3 new replies) 11/13/2013 on Pump the plane 0
#46 - paranoidzoid (11/13/2013) [-]
it's when a car goes over a huge puddle of water really fast so the wheels don't touch the ground
#48 - abdullahmag (11/13/2013) [-]
hover car.
and what should the driver do then?
#50 - paranoidzoid (11/13/2013) [-]
try to decelerate
#188 - oh yes they have. i must ask, do you feel the same about a… 11/13/2013 on Sorry for my honesty. 0
#6 - share? 11/12/2013 on who wouldnt? +12
#9 - wait, i wanted to see what happens when the other person comes…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/12/2013 on mugging gone wrong +15
User avatar #12 - sinery (11/12/2013) [-]
Vicious dual rape.
Whom could have a thought she had a dick.
User avatar #13 - Maroon (11/12/2013) [-]
who not whom
User avatar #14 - sinery (11/12/2013) [-]
Actually the grammatical error is that I used a period instead of a question mark.
User avatar #15 - Maroon (11/12/2013) [-]
I wasn't trying to grammar nazi you. I just thought you might like to know because if you said that irl to sound smart, it would earn you condescending looks. Whom is used for the object of a preposition (to or for whom).
User avatar #16 - sinery (11/12/2013) [-]
I'm just stuck in my ways of perceiving rape victims as objects rather than subjects.
Makes things easier.
User avatar #17 - Maroon (11/12/2013) [-]
...
Object of a preposition is a grammatical term. I'm not saying whom is used for actual objects.
#122 - as for the sneezing one, i find that pressing on the tip of my… 11/12/2013 on Time for some OC RP 0
#120 - it's easier to put ping pong balls in hot water than over a lighter.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/12/2013 on Time for some OC RP 0
#122 - abdullahmag (11/12/2013) [-]
as for the sneezing one, i find that pressing on the tip of my nose works much better.
#61 - did you squish it with your car? 11/12/2013 on What the fuck is that +1
#31 - as a citizen of the continent of Africa, i strongly object. 11/10/2013 on Why not? 0
#8 - it starts spraying after you've pressed for at least 15 minute… 11/10/2013 on middle east +1
#88 - "zarf" coincidentally is very similar to the arabic …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/10/2013 on Useless facts/ random... 0
User avatar #106 - straightbusta (11/10/2013) [-]
Fuck, you beat me to it.
#41 - is it true that PSN online multiplayer services going to be fo…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/09/2013 on Scumbag Playstation 4 +1
User avatar #87 - racrox (11/09/2013) [-]
Reposting my comment from yesterday.

Sort of, you now need PS+ to play certain games online, its up to the dev to decide whether or not.

But the other thing is PS+ basically pays for itself right away, as it's only $50 for a year and you get Drive Club (which is a $60 Launch Title) and some other indie games for free, plus more free stuff every month. I think it was calculated that last year PS+ gave out about $1000 in savings and free stuff.
User avatar #69 - fistoftheaxis (11/09/2013) [-]
Yes. They're making it mandatory.
#80 - well, that's the point, it's a german car with a german name. 11/08/2013 on volkswagen 0
#9 - industrial metal  [+] (5 new replies) 11/07/2013 on All the Metal 0
User avatar #13 - rulebysecrecy (11/08/2013) [-]
tool, mo' fugga. ye
User avatar #14 - jordoguy (11/08/2013) [-]
More like Rammstein
User avatar #15 - rulebysecrecy (11/08/2013) [-]
yee rammstein is good shit too
#16 - jordoguy (11/08/2013) [-]
You may like this
User avatar #17 - rulebysecrecy (11/08/2013) [-]
yeah, fuck thats pretty cool
#20 - i hate how everyone just pronounces it as "volx wagon&quo…  [+] (21 new replies) 11/07/2013 on volkswagen -39
User avatar #54 - thegrimreaver (11/08/2013) [-]
It's a soft 'V', but it's still a v.
User avatar #38 - yodaddysofat (11/08/2013) [-]
I pronounce it "car"
User avatar #37 - gedmpbass (11/08/2013) [-]
I own one and the VW community commonly refers to them as Vee Dubs. Its all accent based when pronouncing the full name. Much like Porsche, Por-sha, or Porsh...
User avatar #63 - yuukoku (11/08/2013) [-]
**yuukoku rolls 57** check my Vee Dubs...
#39 - disturbedmaster (11/08/2013) [-]
volkswagen actually OWNS porsche, audi, seat, skoda, bently, bugatti, lamborghini, ducati, scania, and MAN.
the last two are european freight truck companies

User avatar #40 - gedmpbass (11/08/2013) [-]
I was long aware of that, thanks though...
#41 - disturbedmaster (11/08/2013) [-]
haha was just sayin. i think i should post that wit the other jack ass comments saying fuck volkswagen ect
then ask how they feel about the OTHER GREAT cars made by volkswagenAG
User avatar #42 - gedmpbass (11/08/2013) [-]
I agree, VW is a very respectable company, literally an automobile mogul in Europe. Most people agree VWs have the best quality interiors for the money. I kinda hurts me to see that Mk3 get its jaw ripped off in the content.
#51 - nicknb (11/08/2013) [-]
the only reason i dont buy vw is because with the audi version of the same car you can get a quattro (all wheel drive) and why buy one when i can get the exact car only better for a just a bit more
User avatar #52 - gedmpbass (11/08/2013) [-]
Fair point, Audi is to VW like Lexus is to Toyota
#53 - nicknb (11/08/2013) [-]
i run a small shop and repair lots of European vehicles and i have been sold on audis quality and longevity we have one that's pushing about 320 thousand miles and once i went to an all wheel drive car i now refuse to go back with the exception of some sports cars that are just plain fun
#49 - disturbedmaster (11/08/2013) [-]
funny thing is that video/gif is staged it was pre cut so it would tear our in one piece so i just think of it as a hey this ass hole just ruined a GREAT car

#35 - BloodyTurds (11/08/2013) [-]
I always say Volk Swaggin
#29 - alexhill (11/08/2013) [-]
And I hate people like you
User avatar #23 - arrowhead (11/08/2013) [-]
In Germany, yes. Not in English speaking countries though.
#80 - abdullahmag (11/08/2013) [-]
well, that's the point, it's a german car with a german name.
User avatar #73 - thalfak (11/08/2013) [-]
Well Volk (German) = Folk (English), so why not say Folkswagen in English anyway?
User avatar #83 - arrowhead (11/08/2013) [-]
Because then you'd have to spell it Folkswagon instead of Volkswagon for American idiots to understand how to say it
User avatar #84 - thalfak (11/08/2013) [-]
Well in Germany they pronounce it Folkswagen since V is pronounced as F, but I guess the average American idiot is going to fail to understand anyway
User avatar #85 - arrowhead (11/08/2013) [-]
No, most American's understand that things are pronounced differently in other countries, but they all assume that since it's in America, it's pronounced as though it originated in America. If they saw water in German spelling as "wasser" they would pronounce it just as it's spelled, not as "vasser", because it would be in America, not Germany
User avatar #86 - thalfak (11/08/2013) [-]
Indeed. But a think I dislike about Germany, a lot of the places I went once I had a vacation there, barely anyone spoke English. It was horrible especially since I really only understand German and not speak it...
#10 - moist owlets, they feel so GLOOOOORIOUS, on my sweet ass 11/07/2013 on So Moist +3
#32 - extra credits is so fantastic. 11/07/2013 on why not just use a regular... 0
#28 - how about i put a collar around your neck at all times, it's n… 11/06/2013 on Real life Tom and Jerry -2
#17 - the other day i was a pet shop, and there was a cage with a bu…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/06/2013 on Real life Tom and Jerry -1
#20 - veryuniquename (11/06/2013) [-]
Maybe that one had been sold so they put a collar on it to identify it.
#15 - in that case it is acceptable, but i've seen SO MANY PEOPLE wi…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/06/2013 on Real life Tom and Jerry 0
#17 - abdullahmag (11/06/2013) [-]
the other day i was a pet shop, and there was a cage with a bunch of kittens (probably from the same mother), one of them had a collar.

Now, why the fuck would a kitten, which shouldn't be separated from its mother at this age anyway, have a collar?
#20 - veryuniquename (11/06/2013) [-]
Maybe that one had been sold so they put a collar on it to identify it.
User avatar #16 - sixfivefourtwoone (11/06/2013) [-]
I always put one on mine because we had to constantly open the door to let the dogs out, cats are small and quick so sometimes we didn't even notice them leaving the house. Had someone return our cat because it was crashing at their house once when we put the collar on her.
#219 - Picture 11/06/2013 on I had 99 Movies 0
#218 - **abdullahmag rolls 51**  [+] (1 new reply) 11/06/2013 on I had 99 Movies 0
#219 - abdullahmag (11/06/2013) [-]
#10 - GIF MOVES TOO ******* FAST. 11/06/2013 on Public Transport 0
#8 - remind me of this  [+] (9 new replies) 11/06/2013 on Pencil Spinning Level:... +95
User avatar #68 - ieatsand (11/06/2013) [-]
All the people who favourited this, hoping that by watching it enough they could do it
#66 - output (11/06/2013) [-]
dem some hairy arms
#29 - bonlino (11/06/2013) [-]
fuck me. that dude is smooth with pens if i ever saw it.
#53 - ianmcgunny (11/06/2013) [-]
You could say he is handy
User avatar #20 - lordbyronxiv (11/06/2013) [-]
I heard he fingered a girl once..
User avatar #23 - buttlord (11/06/2013) [-]
did she died?
User avatar #46 - necrophyxia (11/06/2013) [-]
Yes... from dehydration

You do the math
User avatar #47 - buttlord (11/06/2013) [-]
dayum...........
#41 - anonymous (11/06/2013) [-]
No, but he accidentally her legs. Both of them.
#18 - it's all about contrast, savory and sweet enhance each other w… 11/06/2013 on What? 0
#11 - isn't 0 technically not a "number"? it's more of…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/06/2013 on The best kind of correct 0
User avatar #26 - anonymoose (11/06/2013) [-]
0 is classified as an Integer number. It's freaky shit, but still a number.
User avatar #20 - koobzacc (11/06/2013) [-]
although some say 0 is a whole number but these people need to figure out what the point of the phrase "whole number" is if we can't agree on a definition
User avatar #19 - koobzacc (11/06/2013) [-]
0 is an real, rational, natural integer. It is not a whole number.

0 doesn't fill in the gaps, it just gives the 1 a new place to stand to signify we have reached the limit of the previous digits

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User avatar #32 - ariusbrightwing (04/29/2013) [-]
Just ignore them, they're cunts.
#33 to #32 - abdullahmag (04/29/2013) [-]
which cunts are we talking about?
User avatar #34 to #33 - ariusbrightwing (04/29/2013) [-]
The ones who called me butthurt, and thumbed you down too.

Your opinion was pretty much equal to everyone's standards, and they still managed to thumb you down.
#35 to #34 - abdullahmag (04/29/2013) [-]
aaah, the fishing and hunting thing.
#37 to #36 - abdullahmag (04/29/2013) [-]
i'm not worried about them, they're not gonna change anything :)
#29 - butiloveu (08/13/2012) [-]
hfw he logs in
hfw he logs in
#30 to #29 - abdullahmag (08/13/2012) [-]
i've been here for 4 hours ^.^

i hardly give a **** .
#27 - strongsauce (08/13/2012) [-]
you are what you see
you are what you see
#25 - avyon (08/13/2012) [-]
YFW you see the comments on your user page.
User avatar #24 - mikorv (08/13/2012) [-]
Hi, i'm here just to let you know that you are the ******* ****** .
User avatar #22 - ascarecrow (08/13/2012) [-]
I just wanted to let you know, you're a ****** .
#21 - xdemonxfirex (08/13/2012) [-]
By the law of the internet you sir are a ******
User avatar #15 - zasferta (08/13/2012) [-]
#14 - anonymous (08/13/2012) [-]
Just wanted to remind you....





You're a ******
#10 - anonymous (08/13/2012) [-]
Just dropped by to tell you that you are a ****** , and i seem to be the 10th person to say that where is my prize?
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