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#27 - Again with the bitter. What is your fettish for that word?  [+] (3 new replies) 12/23/2014 on Rekt -9
#37 - anonymous (12/23/2014) [-]
Hey man, I read through your stuff and I agree with you. This for those who believe retail isn't as bad as it's made out to be.
I worked in retail too as a student and honestly you start off being a good guy and listening to customers and trying your best. The fact is people come in not knowing what they're looking for (in my case I worked at Home Depot in Electrical) or generally smug as shit and quick to insult the employees for the lack of stock. Unfortunately, as employees we can only really provide what stock we have, try to find another store that has it or give suggestions to alternate items. I had no qualms helping those who were nice about it, but you have unpatient people who literally can't handle 5 minutes of patience, as you search the shelves, back area and call other stores to confirm stock. Even after telling them that it's not in our power, customers can be real annoying. Anyways fuck retail, worst shit ever because of the 1% of customers who suck.
User avatar #29 - lolollo (12/23/2014) [-]
My fetish for the word is that you're acting bitter. When a word accurately describes a situation, I use it. It's called proper communication. Why? How do the British do it? They just throw the word "chuffed" around until the opposition goes away?
User avatar #81 - sunnyday (12/23/2014) [-]
On behalf of all British retail workers, I apologize for the bellend you just had to deal with.
#26 - When did this conversation get to the point where you're accus…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/23/2014 on Rekt -24
#102 - xxmemosxx (12/23/2014) [-]
You seem like a bitter cunt to most people here.
User avatar #28 - lolollo (12/23/2014) [-]
Because this site is literally the only site I've seen where people will react the way you've just acted when anyone makes mention of them acting in a socially altruistic, or cooperative fashion. This is the only site where giving into common courtesies like "yielding at a yield sign" and "opening a door for someone" is on par with stalking someone on facebook and liking their photos from years ago. And you've played into it all for the sake of trying to win the argument.

So you tell me who's grasping at what.
#22 - Well, in the UK we don't really refer to people as "Stude…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/23/2014 on Rekt -12
User avatar #25 - lolollo (12/23/2014) [-]
When you've expanded your social circle to include people who are older than you, maybe then you'll learn a little humility.

And maybe to be a little less bitter.
User avatar #27 - aabbccddeeffgghhii (12/23/2014) [-]
Again with the bitter.

What is your fettish for that word?
#37 - anonymous (12/23/2014) [-]
Hey man, I read through your stuff and I agree with you. This for those who believe retail isn't as bad as it's made out to be.
I worked in retail too as a student and honestly you start off being a good guy and listening to customers and trying your best. The fact is people come in not knowing what they're looking for (in my case I worked at Home Depot in Electrical) or generally smug as shit and quick to insult the employees for the lack of stock. Unfortunately, as employees we can only really provide what stock we have, try to find another store that has it or give suggestions to alternate items. I had no qualms helping those who were nice about it, but you have unpatient people who literally can't handle 5 minutes of patience, as you search the shelves, back area and call other stores to confirm stock. Even after telling them that it's not in our power, customers can be real annoying. Anyways fuck retail, worst shit ever because of the 1% of customers who suck.
User avatar #29 - lolollo (12/23/2014) [-]
My fetish for the word is that you're acting bitter. When a word accurately describes a situation, I use it. It's called proper communication. Why? How do the British do it? They just throw the word "chuffed" around until the opposition goes away?
User avatar #81 - sunnyday (12/23/2014) [-]
On behalf of all British retail workers, I apologize for the bellend you just had to deal with.
#21 - Wow, the idiocy in this comment is astounding. "…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/23/2014 on Rekt -26
User avatar #24 - lolollo (12/23/2014) [-]
"Fedora tipping white knight"

Since when was giving in to the social contract considered cringeworthy? God, no wonder you're bitter. Has this site seriously taught you that you have to act like an asshole just to not get judged/persecuted? You ought to learn how to think for yourself m8.
User avatar #26 - aabbccddeeffgghhii (12/23/2014) [-]
When did this conversation get to the point where you're accusing FunnyJunk of indoctrinating me?

How did you get to that conclusion?

I'm sorry to say this, but you're clutching to straws here. Harping on me being bitter, even though I have clearly stated that is not the case at all, is starting to get a little old now.
#102 - xxmemosxx (12/23/2014) [-]
You seem like a bitter cunt to most people here.
User avatar #28 - lolollo (12/23/2014) [-]
Because this site is literally the only site I've seen where people will react the way you've just acted when anyone makes mention of them acting in a socially altruistic, or cooperative fashion. This is the only site where giving into common courtesies like "yielding at a yield sign" and "opening a door for someone" is on par with stalking someone on facebook and liking their photos from years ago. And you've played into it all for the sake of trying to win the argument.

So you tell me who's grasping at what.
#7 - I love how you think that saying "I have no control over …  [+] (50 new replies) 12/23/2014 on Rekt -34
User avatar #135 - mistafishy (12/23/2014) [-]
Creative spelling of "shit stane."
#64 - moosepaw (12/23/2014) [-]
Dude don't argue when you have thumbs down like this. Trust me. If you really enjoy the positives of this site, don't ruin it over frustration. People can just be mindless drones and not think about anything, no matter the logic. I think you make valid points, but the stupid fucks have boarded the hate train long ago. I have TONS of comments I'd like to have made over my time at FJ, yet I know the probability of idiot logic responses is too high not saying I'm a.genius, but you'll just have someone come out telling you that you're a.fucking retard rather than having a.reasonable conversation
#12 - fatguystrangler (12/23/2014) [-]
I've worked in retail in the past. It is brutal. Instead of being reasonable about anything, customers kick off and don't engage brain.

In the same breath i have seen workers who are being idle little shits that don't want to help no matter how polite/patient you are.

The problem isn't "all customers are dickheads" or "all workers are lazy"

Some people are just faggots. Look at the post for instance. Being a massive cunt and posting about getting one over on the walmart employee.

If you want to shit on other people, you deserve what you get.
User avatar #10 - lolollo (12/23/2014) [-]
Buddy, let's look at the facts. I've been trying to reason with you, and all you've done is insist on using personal attacks and petty generalizations to get your point across. You're clearly more emotional than I am about this whole ordeal. If this is how quick you are to act like this when some dude is simply trying to calmly, but firmly get his point across to you, then my point stands to reason just from the idea of how you'd act when someone is legitimately aggravated, yet still civil, about some misc. concern they have while you're working behind the counter. All you're doing is hiding behind this movement that the customer is often a raging dickhole to treat each and every customer who comes across your desk like they're being the exact same way.

Dude...get yourself together, seriously. It's fucking pathetic.

PS, I actually have worked in retail, not that you'd believe it since you've got your head so firmly up the ass of the idea that "You and only you could ever possibly know what it's like!" I had problem customers, but I never used it as justification to become a raging asshole myself. I promised myself I'd never treat anyone else the way I was treated, which is clearly a lesson you haven't figured out yet.
User avatar #21 - aabbccddeeffgghhii (12/23/2014) [-]
Wow, the idiocy in this comment is astounding.

"using personal attacks"
- Proceeds to call me pathetic in the same comment
- Insults me in previous comments

"I promised myself I'd never treat anyone else the way I was treated"
- Oh my god I'm so sorry, I didn't realise i was dealing with a fedora tipping white knight! And yes that was a personal attack.
Jesus could you please try and be more snobbish and superior? Thats a serious question, i really want to see you try.

Fucking promised yourself.

And you're harping on the fact that you think i treat every customer like shit because I automatically hate them, even though I said in the comment you are directly replying to that I don't. My god did you even bother to read everything, or just go on your self righteous rant because you can't be bothered to read it all?

Fucking promised youeself. I seriously can't get over that. I couldn't even make something like that up. I am sad that I lack the talent to make that up. Jontron - I lack the talent to make this shit up [Bootleg Pokémon Games]
User avatar #24 - lolollo (12/23/2014) [-]
"Fedora tipping white knight"

Since when was giving in to the social contract considered cringeworthy? God, no wonder you're bitter. Has this site seriously taught you that you have to act like an asshole just to not get judged/persecuted? You ought to learn how to think for yourself m8.
User avatar #26 - aabbccddeeffgghhii (12/23/2014) [-]
When did this conversation get to the point where you're accusing FunnyJunk of indoctrinating me?

How did you get to that conclusion?

I'm sorry to say this, but you're clutching to straws here. Harping on me being bitter, even though I have clearly stated that is not the case at all, is starting to get a little old now.
#102 - xxmemosxx (12/23/2014) [-]
You seem like a bitter cunt to most people here.
User avatar #28 - lolollo (12/23/2014) [-]
Because this site is literally the only site I've seen where people will react the way you've just acted when anyone makes mention of them acting in a socially altruistic, or cooperative fashion. This is the only site where giving into common courtesies like "yielding at a yield sign" and "opening a door for someone" is on par with stalking someone on facebook and liking their photos from years ago. And you've played into it all for the sake of trying to win the argument.

So you tell me who's grasping at what.
User avatar #13 - fatguystrangler (12/23/2014) [-]
"Get a real job, and stop being a whiny little bitch." < Personal attack

(I'm just enjoying the show)
User avatar #18 - lolollo (12/23/2014) [-]
4th comment notification.
User avatar #16 - lolollo (12/23/2014) [-]
Besides, saying someone's acting like a little bitch isn't the same as calling them a little bitch. Anyone can act like a little bitch. Being a little bitch suggests patterns and regularity. It's to say "The way you are currently acting is comparable to that of a little bitch."

Besides, I could always just go the petty route and say "I argue the way I'm argued with."
#83 - moocowsz (12/23/2014) [-]
You didn't tell him to stop acting like a whiny little bitch, you told him to stop being one.

one would argue that insulting someones actions as well would be considered a personal attack, just to share my rebuttal of your paragraph prior this.

Although most people agree on what you've been saying to him, myself included, you don't need to put yourself on a pedestal when you've just been rebuking the personal anecdotes of this dickhole with your own opinions and profound inferences of his life and thought process.

I'm not saying you can't call him out on his misinterpretations, but to then say you've only expressed facts and reason and have been completely impartial is a blatant lie.
User avatar #85 - lolollo (12/23/2014) [-]
Actually what happened was I pointed out his excessive use of personal attacks, to which he replied "NO U!"
#86 - moocowsz (12/23/2014) [-]
"Seriously, go fuck yourself."

"...by acting like a complete jackass."

Followed by the paragraph after it where you try to make sense of his life under your own ten minute interpretation of him from the things he's said here.

that's just some of it.
User avatar #87 - lolollo (12/23/2014) [-]
So you're saying that simply telling someone to go fuck themselves is enough for someone to be "a jackass"?

I envy the sort of sheltered life you've had.
#89 - moocowsz (12/23/2014) [-]
Also furthermore, i like how you got all defensive and said i was calling you a jackass when i quoted "acting like a complete jackass", after you told someone else there's a big difference between being called something and saying you are acting like something.

Classy.
User avatar #91 - lolollo (12/23/2014) [-]
Also, I act like a jackass. I never claimed to have some supermorality preventing me from ever doing so. You presumed I would never do so.
User avatar #90 - lolollo (12/23/2014) [-]
Buddy, the entire point you've been making is that I was guilty of all the shit I was scrutinizing whatshisface for. Or...are you taking back where you pointed out that I made a personal attack as a means to say I shouldn't have called out his own personal attacks?

What possible other reason could you have for posting those two quotes together?
#151 - furiousmarshmellow (12/23/2014) [-]
Ya' had me.

And then ya fuckin' lost me.
User avatar #179 - lolollo (12/24/2014) [-]
That's descriptive.
#148 - sailorsmooth (12/23/2014) [-]
Hi, I just read this whole thread and wanted to let you know that you're a retarded faggot, have a nice day
#178 - lolollo (12/24/2014) [-]
#92 - moocowsz (12/23/2014) [-]
Some kid's attacking the guy who reposted this screenshot and throws in his own skewed interpretation of average life based on an experience he's had. That's all fine and dandy.

You reply to him by attacking him, you called him wrong by sharing a more likely probability of customer-worker relationship, and tell him to fuck off.

Right now you are doing the same thing he has been doing, you two are about the same level.

He turns around and directs his anger out on you, but since your opinion is more agreeable, you believe you have only stated out facts and start insulting him in between opinions.

To you, his insults are more scrutinizing than your own, when in actuality. it's two monkeys, one with with more common sense than the other ( that would be you ), flinging shit back and forth.

There's always a risk when you post on the internet that you say things without realizing it.

I'd rather finish making breakfast than deal with this, have a nice day, friend.
User avatar #93 - lolollo (12/23/2014) [-]
"but since your opinion is more agreeable"

More agreeable how? This isn't you trying to say that since other people agree with me, I feel like I can do whatever I want with the argument, is it? It was just him and me for the longest time until more people showed up.

And as I've already stated, your definitions of "attacked" are painfully fitted to the point you're trying to make. "Oh, the tone here is a little aggressive! That's clearly congruent to the time he told you he'd rape your whole family!"

And now you're trying to scramble at the moral high ground by pulling this "Well I do say this has been fun, but I'm going to wash myself clean of this discussion, which clearly makes me the victor!" ridiculousness, which just begs the question of why you got involved in the first place. What was your point in this? That I'm a little disagreeable? I never said I was a saint. And now that you've run out of shit to say that has any relevance, you're hoping I'll be convinced you've somehow made your point just from restating it and claiming you have better shit to do.

We all have better shit to do, it's a humor site on the internet.
#94 - moocowsz (12/23/2014) [-]
no need to try to bring me down to your level, i wasn't trying to act like a hero or anything, just point out the somewhat less obvious.

i'm sure you can see it too, all you have to do is reread what you've said earlier.

and i'm perfectly fine, i agree this is a site for humor, but it's also a site for exchanging thoughts, but i cant really reason with someone who does not believe in logic.
User avatar #96 - lolollo (12/23/2014) [-]
"No need to bring me down to your level"
Claiming the moral high ground

"but I can't really reason with someone who does not believe in logic."
Personal attack.

So, am I playing your part in all of this now? Is that what's happening?
#97 - moocowsz (12/23/2014) [-]
Like i said, i'm not claiming to be a nice person, i know i dont only state facts and reason, but unlike you, i don't try and claim that i do. that was the gist of what i've been saying, and you refuse to admit it.
#125 - lolollo (12/23/2014) [-]
User avatar #120 - lolollo (12/23/2014) [-]
Yep...and all a smoker needs to do to quit is stop smoking cigarettes. It's that simple.
#124 - moocowsz (12/23/2014) [-]
you"re welcome to continue spamming comments on here, but it wont be a conversation.

have fun
User avatar #112 - lolollo (12/23/2014) [-]
"People have an innate need to defend themselves, and their argument, from being misconstrued."

They also have an innate need to rebel against commands given by an opposition in an argument, even if it's in spite. If I wanted to end a discussion, I'd simply post reaction pics until they finally got the picture that they weren't getting any sort of efforted feedback. After all, how did your own attempt to get me off of the discussion work?
#116 - moocowsz (12/23/2014) [-]
that attempt would be a success at any point, all i'd need to do is just not read your replies nor answer. i wasn't even defending myself on any subject until you started pressing me about my breakfast, it was mostly you defending against my claims by dodging them and trying pointing out your thoughts on the way i phrased it.
User avatar #110 - lolollo (12/23/2014) [-]
What? To keep me talking the matter at hand further due to some threat I might leave under the guise of "this discussion's beneath me~"? You were the one to try and do that with your toast and eggs gambit.
#111 - moocowsz (12/23/2014) [-]
You told someone to fuck off because you didn't want to continue that conversation with them, same as how i did not want to continue this conversation with you, yet you continued it once he replied, and now here i am doing that too, thanks to that level of respect i mentioned earlier
User avatar #107 - lolollo (12/23/2014) [-]
So then what was the relevance of it, since it was meant solely for the discussion at hand?
#108 - moocowsz (12/23/2014) [-]
It was about as relevant as you telling someone to fuck off randomly.
User avatar #104 - lolollo (12/23/2014) [-]
So then you tell me why it was so important you publicize that the discussion should end on account of eggs and toast.
#106 - moocowsz (12/23/2014) [-]
For the same reason you've publicized everything you've said, just sharing my thoughts on the matter.
User avatar #101 - lolollo (12/23/2014) [-]
I get it, you assumed that because I noted that I was using facts, that it was the only thing I was paying attention to. I know full well what I type and what it's meant to do. I use personal attacks and assumptions to get people to keep discussing, otherwise everyone would do that "I have better shit to do!" tactic the second anything gets the least bit controversial. People have an innate need to defend themselves, and their argument, from being misconstrued. I use attacks to keep the argument going whereas you're trying to put on a show for whoever might be passing by to get them to agree with you.

And I know this works because...what happened to breakfast? Did you decide not to go make it? Or was it more accurate than "making breakfast" isn't as final a thing for the argument as you were trying to make it seem? Or was there no breakfast at all? Your ploy of "you clearly don't follow logic" isn't all that original
#103 - moocowsz (12/23/2014) [-]
Just a quick toast and eggs, i figured i'd check back afterwards.
User avatar #99 - lolollo (12/23/2014) [-]
Except the sort of attacks your using aren't actually for the sake of rebuttal, and continued discussion, like you claim to want. All of the attacks I made, about being bitter, could easily be defended against by calming yourself down to a level where you're not trying to push your argument through with negative reation pics.

How in the hell is anyone supposed to defend themselves against "LOL you don't see logic!" All you're gonna do is say that anything I claim doesn't fit any form of logic, and that everything you say does, and that anything that needs explanation is "obvious" and is just a side effect of my "inability to see logic." It doesn't promote the logical discussion you're claiming to want. (Or what, you never said that either? I'm not sure steering into that skid is something you want) All you're trying to do is push me into a corner I can't defend myself against without you having some simple, personal attack to go with it.

So then what, you've found yourself at a loss, and now you need to pull the "it's all obvious" card out of your ass? Is your next step claiming to have been some elaborate troll the whole time?
#100 - moocowsz (12/23/2014) [-]
i'm not defending him, i'm only disagreeing with you saying you made no personal attacks against him and only used facts and reason.

the only reason i'm even continuing this is because i have hope for this site and i figured knowing your errors is the best way to prevent them.

your opinions regarding employees was pretty spot on, your personal insults were fluff that you refuse to acknowledge, this conversation didnt end up being a breath of fresh air as i'd have hoped.

by the way, is there a two rhetorical question minimum to this conversation i was not informed about? is that what we are doing now?
#88 - moocowsz (12/23/2014) [-]
You misunderstand, you called him a jackass. I haven't called you anything.
#78 - anonymous (12/23/2014) [-]
That doesn't change it from being personal attack... Just because you distinguished between the length of time your statement claims them to be a "Whiny little bitch" and another that was never stated. Doesn't change the fact that its an offensive comment/personal attack.
User avatar #79 - lolollo (12/23/2014) [-]
[spoiler] It's also not 1005 of my argument. [/spoiler]
#15 - lolollo (12/23/2014) [-]
Wait, no I didn't. You getting involved has confused me, stop it!
#17 - fatguystrangler (12/23/2014) [-]
I helped. Go me. ^^
User avatar #19 - lolollo (12/23/2014) [-]
>>#16,
User avatar #14 - lolollo (12/23/2014) [-]
Oh Jesus...I commented on the wrong dude. My mistake. I did think it weird the guy was able to post two reaction pics...and needed to. The few times I don't think to over analyze shit and it bites me in the ass...
#5 - I'm a student kiddo. Try again.  [+] (8 new replies) 12/23/2014 on Rekt -15
#20 - lolollo (12/23/2014) [-]
> I'm a student kiddo

Not that it has anything to do with the raegfest we already have going on, but the oxymoron that is that sentence amused me greatly. That's just me, though. I'm still in school and feel the need to refer to myself as "a kid". That's mostly because "school" is the only atmosphere where I'm older/the same age as anyone else there. Literally everywhere else, I'm a good 5-15 years younger than everyone.
#177 - deadmanlopez (12/23/2014) [-]
why do tools like this have to ruin the word kid/kiddo like it's an insult? seriously my grandpa calls me kiddo all the time and this sweet old lady that makes pies whenever we visit likes to call my little sister hon, sweetie, etc. When did it become some sort of status thing to be a few years older than someone? and it's always by some tool in his/her 20's
User avatar #22 - aabbccddeeffgghhii (12/23/2014) [-]
Well, in the UK we don't really refer to people as "Students" until their in University, so I could be anywhere between 18-22. I think thats a good age to start calling people kiddo in a derogatory sense.
User avatar #25 - lolollo (12/23/2014) [-]
When you've expanded your social circle to include people who are older than you, maybe then you'll learn a little humility.

And maybe to be a little less bitter.
User avatar #27 - aabbccddeeffgghhii (12/23/2014) [-]
Again with the bitter.

What is your fettish for that word?
#37 - anonymous (12/23/2014) [-]
Hey man, I read through your stuff and I agree with you. This for those who believe retail isn't as bad as it's made out to be.
I worked in retail too as a student and honestly you start off being a good guy and listening to customers and trying your best. The fact is people come in not knowing what they're looking for (in my case I worked at Home Depot in Electrical) or generally smug as shit and quick to insult the employees for the lack of stock. Unfortunately, as employees we can only really provide what stock we have, try to find another store that has it or give suggestions to alternate items. I had no qualms helping those who were nice about it, but you have unpatient people who literally can't handle 5 minutes of patience, as you search the shelves, back area and call other stores to confirm stock. Even after telling them that it's not in our power, customers can be real annoying. Anyways fuck retail, worst shit ever because of the 1% of customers who suck.
User avatar #29 - lolollo (12/23/2014) [-]
My fetish for the word is that you're acting bitter. When a word accurately describes a situation, I use it. It's called proper communication. Why? How do the British do it? They just throw the word "chuffed" around until the opposition goes away?
User avatar #81 - sunnyday (12/23/2014) [-]
On behalf of all British retail workers, I apologize for the bellend you just had to deal with.
#4 - You obviously don't work in retail. You don't realise what its…  [+] (63 new replies) 12/23/2014 on Rekt -52
#76 - anonymous (12/23/2014) [-]
You're a fucking liar. I work at both Lowe's and Best Buy where you can order shit online and pick-up in-store . It goes based off your inventory and every week I get inventory checklist to make sure we have it or dont. By the end of the day give it to my ASM and rightfully updates it with the quantities. So dont fucking sit here and say shit like that. You are just to fucking lazy to look in the back.
User avatar #58 - fuelnfire (12/23/2014) [-]
You obviously are gonna work in retail for a little longer lol! Jesus fuck, where do you work, a fucking Sobeys warehouse? Goddamn.
User avatar #34 - jettom (12/23/2014) [-]
"Self-entitled pricks"
They paid for a product. Paid a lot of cash for it. And it's not their fault fault your systems are at fault.

They're not self-entitled if they're not getting a product they paid for. They're entitled. Big difference.
#32 - opwontdeliver (12/23/2014) [-]
Coming from someone who's worked for the public, and as a fire fighter I am gonna give you some advice.
Stop being such a god danm bitch about it and do you're fucking job that you are paid to do.
You'll never go anywhere in life with a shitty attitude like that.
User avatar #6 - lolollo (12/23/2014) [-]
And instead of communicating with the customer and saying "The system is wrong, unfortunately I'm too low on the totem pole to have any influence over it" you decide to give the guy a reason to hate retail workers in the future by acting like a complete jackass.

No, I understand it perfectly. You're using the bitterness of others to justify your own bitterness. Instead of being the better person and having control over your own emotional state, you've decided to take the easy way out and become a complete dickhole. People aren't making wild assumptions about how you do your job, or how the system works, you're just either too ignorant, or lazy to be able to adequately explain it to people so they possibly could understand. You'd think you'd want to make the effort, since it promotes understanding to where people are less likely to aggravate you more in the future, but hey I don't judge. Maybe you secretly love the misery.

Now I'll tell you something you probably should hear more of: Get a real job, and stop being a whiny little bitch.
#134 - bearception (12/23/2014) [-]
Please Stop! mp penis can only get so erect.
User avatar #126 - shunkahawolf (12/23/2014) [-]
get a real job? what exactly is a "real job" and please tell me were to get one because i would love to quit walmart.

you may have had a valid point but fuck you anyway, my shitty job is just as "real" as a fucking CEOs and i do adequate work at it everyday.
User avatar #128 - lolollo (12/23/2014) [-]
"People have an innate need to defend themselves, and their argument, from being misconstrued. I use attacks to keep the argument going"

It's all for show dude.
User avatar #131 - shunkahawolf (12/23/2014) [-]
so what? direct your attacks at him not the rest of us.
User avatar #133 - lolollo (12/23/2014) [-]
The attacks were directed at him. You just decided that you were involved by association.
#8 - theonemica (12/23/2014) [-]
I'm just saying, I had to argue with a lady for 5 minutes straight about a "coupon" that specifically said "this is not a redeemable coupon" on it.
User avatar #11 - lolollo (12/23/2014) [-]
At no point did I say that the customer would always be right.
#7 - aabbccddeeffgghhii (12/23/2014) [-]
I love how you think that saying "I have no control over the system" isn't the first thing every employee goes to. You know absolutely nothing about retail and retail workers. You obviously are just an idiot who thinks he knows everything where in reality, you've never worked a day in your life and are just a student living off mammy and daddy.

Also, a "real" job? Sorry, i didn't realise my imaginary job isn't good enough for you. My imaginary job that is fucking essential for the economy to work. My fake job.

This is why people become bitter when working retail. People look down at you for working in a shop and then wonder why we don't do everything in our power to help you get your pointless piece of electronics. Like we owe you something. Like you deserve our dedication.

We don't always feel like helping every little shit stane who walks in. We don't want to help you get what you want. We're paid to do it and let me tell you this, £6.30 an hour only gets you so fucking far. So when someone comes in and is a dick head, or is smug or just has a general sense of superiority over you, you can be damn sure the colleague isn't going to be working as hard as the customer feels they should.

I'm not whining, i'm telling you as it is. Get some sense and realise that those people who need to get a "real" job can basically prevent you getting what you want, and its brilliant around Christmas time.

And people do judge, you're doing it right now. I'm not bitter. I face customers on a person to person basis. I don't work off bitterness. I work off the way i'm treated. If someone does what's in the post, they aint getting a fucking Xbox. If someone comes in and says "Please! I need this Xbox!" with a sense of kindness and sincerity, which everyone can sense, you can be damn sure i'm checking and ringing other stores to try my damn hardest to get them what they want.

We work as hard as were treated. If you ever worked retail, you'd understand
User avatar #135 - mistafishy (12/23/2014) [-]
Creative spelling of "shit stane."
#64 - moosepaw (12/23/2014) [-]
Dude don't argue when you have thumbs down like this. Trust me. If you really enjoy the positives of this site, don't ruin it over frustration. People can just be mindless drones and not think about anything, no matter the logic. I think you make valid points, but the stupid fucks have boarded the hate train long ago. I have TONS of comments I'd like to have made over my time at FJ, yet I know the probability of idiot logic responses is too high not saying I'm a.genius, but you'll just have someone come out telling you that you're a.fucking retard rather than having a.reasonable conversation
#12 - fatguystrangler (12/23/2014) [-]
I've worked in retail in the past. It is brutal. Instead of being reasonable about anything, customers kick off and don't engage brain.

In the same breath i have seen workers who are being idle little shits that don't want to help no matter how polite/patient you are.

The problem isn't "all customers are dickheads" or "all workers are lazy"

Some people are just faggots. Look at the post for instance. Being a massive cunt and posting about getting one over on the walmart employee.

If you want to shit on other people, you deserve what you get.
User avatar #10 - lolollo (12/23/2014) [-]
Buddy, let's look at the facts. I've been trying to reason with you, and all you've done is insist on using personal attacks and petty generalizations to get your point across. You're clearly more emotional than I am about this whole ordeal. If this is how quick you are to act like this when some dude is simply trying to calmly, but firmly get his point across to you, then my point stands to reason just from the idea of how you'd act when someone is legitimately aggravated, yet still civil, about some misc. concern they have while you're working behind the counter. All you're doing is hiding behind this movement that the customer is often a raging dickhole to treat each and every customer who comes across your desk like they're being the exact same way.

Dude...get yourself together, seriously. It's fucking pathetic.

PS, I actually have worked in retail, not that you'd believe it since you've got your head so firmly up the ass of the idea that "You and only you could ever possibly know what it's like!" I had problem customers, but I never used it as justification to become a raging asshole myself. I promised myself I'd never treat anyone else the way I was treated, which is clearly a lesson you haven't figured out yet.
User avatar #21 - aabbccddeeffgghhii (12/23/2014) [-]
Wow, the idiocy in this comment is astounding.

"using personal attacks"
- Proceeds to call me pathetic in the same comment
- Insults me in previous comments

"I promised myself I'd never treat anyone else the way I was treated"
- Oh my god I'm so sorry, I didn't realise i was dealing with a fedora tipping white knight! And yes that was a personal attack.
Jesus could you please try and be more snobbish and superior? Thats a serious question, i really want to see you try.

Fucking promised yourself.

And you're harping on the fact that you think i treat every customer like shit because I automatically hate them, even though I said in the comment you are directly replying to that I don't. My god did you even bother to read everything, or just go on your self righteous rant because you can't be bothered to read it all?

Fucking promised youeself. I seriously can't get over that. I couldn't even make something like that up. I am sad that I lack the talent to make that up. Jontron - I lack the talent to make this shit up [Bootleg Pokémon Games]
User avatar #24 - lolollo (12/23/2014) [-]
"Fedora tipping white knight"

Since when was giving in to the social contract considered cringeworthy? God, no wonder you're bitter. Has this site seriously taught you that you have to act like an asshole just to not get judged/persecuted? You ought to learn how to think for yourself m8.
User avatar #26 - aabbccddeeffgghhii (12/23/2014) [-]
When did this conversation get to the point where you're accusing FunnyJunk of indoctrinating me?

How did you get to that conclusion?

I'm sorry to say this, but you're clutching to straws here. Harping on me being bitter, even though I have clearly stated that is not the case at all, is starting to get a little old now.
#102 - xxmemosxx (12/23/2014) [-]
You seem like a bitter cunt to most people here.
User avatar #28 - lolollo (12/23/2014) [-]
Because this site is literally the only site I've seen where people will react the way you've just acted when anyone makes mention of them acting in a socially altruistic, or cooperative fashion. This is the only site where giving into common courtesies like "yielding at a yield sign" and "opening a door for someone" is on par with stalking someone on facebook and liking their photos from years ago. And you've played into it all for the sake of trying to win the argument.

So you tell me who's grasping at what.
User avatar #13 - fatguystrangler (12/23/2014) [-]
"Get a real job, and stop being a whiny little bitch." < Personal attack

(I'm just enjoying the show)
User avatar #18 - lolollo (12/23/2014) [-]
4th comment notification.
User avatar #16 - lolollo (12/23/2014) [-]
Besides, saying someone's acting like a little bitch isn't the same as calling them a little bitch. Anyone can act like a little bitch. Being a little bitch suggests patterns and regularity. It's to say "The way you are currently acting is comparable to that of a little bitch."

Besides, I could always just go the petty route and say "I argue the way I'm argued with."
#83 - moocowsz (12/23/2014) [-]
You didn't tell him to stop acting like a whiny little bitch, you told him to stop being one.

one would argue that insulting someones actions as well would be considered a personal attack, just to share my rebuttal of your paragraph prior this.

Although most people agree on what you've been saying to him, myself included, you don't need to put yourself on a pedestal when you've just been rebuking the personal anecdotes of this dickhole with your own opinions and profound inferences of his life and thought process.

I'm not saying you can't call him out on his misinterpretations, but to then say you've only expressed facts and reason and have been completely impartial is a blatant lie.
User avatar #85 - lolollo (12/23/2014) [-]
Actually what happened was I pointed out his excessive use of personal attacks, to which he replied "NO U!"
#86 - moocowsz (12/23/2014) [-]
"Seriously, go fuck yourself."

"...by acting like a complete jackass."

Followed by the paragraph after it where you try to make sense of his life under your own ten minute interpretation of him from the things he's said here.

that's just some of it.
User avatar #87 - lolollo (12/23/2014) [-]
So you're saying that simply telling someone to go fuck themselves is enough for someone to be "a jackass"?

I envy the sort of sheltered life you've had.
#89 - moocowsz (12/23/2014) [-]
Also furthermore, i like how you got all defensive and said i was calling you a jackass when i quoted "acting like a complete jackass", after you told someone else there's a big difference between being called something and saying you are acting like something.

Classy.
User avatar #91 - lolollo (12/23/2014) [-]
Also, I act like a jackass. I never claimed to have some supermorality preventing me from ever doing so. You presumed I would never do so.
User avatar #90 - lolollo (12/23/2014) [-]
Buddy, the entire point you've been making is that I was guilty of all the shit I was scrutinizing whatshisface for. Or...are you taking back where you pointed out that I made a personal attack as a means to say I shouldn't have called out his own personal attacks?

What possible other reason could you have for posting those two quotes together?
#151 - furiousmarshmellow (12/23/2014) [-]
Ya' had me.

And then ya fuckin' lost me.
User avatar #179 - lolollo (12/24/2014) [-]
That's descriptive.
#148 - sailorsmooth (12/23/2014) [-]
Hi, I just read this whole thread and wanted to let you know that you're a retarded faggot, have a nice day
#178 - lolollo (12/24/2014) [-]
#92 - moocowsz (12/23/2014) [-]
Some kid's attacking the guy who reposted this screenshot and throws in his own skewed interpretation of average life based on an experience he's had. That's all fine and dandy.

You reply to him by attacking him, you called him wrong by sharing a more likely probability of customer-worker relationship, and tell him to fuck off.

Right now you are doing the same thing he has been doing, you two are about the same level.

He turns around and directs his anger out on you, but since your opinion is more agreeable, you believe you have only stated out facts and start insulting him in between opinions.

To you, his insults are more scrutinizing than your own, when in actuality. it's two monkeys, one with with more common sense than the other ( that would be you ), flinging shit back and forth.

There's always a risk when you post on the internet that you say things without realizing it.

I'd rather finish making breakfast than deal with this, have a nice day, friend.
User avatar #93 - lolollo (12/23/2014) [-]
"but since your opinion is more agreeable"

More agreeable how? This isn't you trying to say that since other people agree with me, I feel like I can do whatever I want with the argument, is it? It was just him and me for the longest time until more people showed up.

And as I've already stated, your definitions of "attacked" are painfully fitted to the point you're trying to make. "Oh, the tone here is a little aggressive! That's clearly congruent to the time he told you he'd rape your whole family!"

And now you're trying to scramble at the moral high ground by pulling this "Well I do say this has been fun, but I'm going to wash myself clean of this discussion, which clearly makes me the victor!" ridiculousness, which just begs the question of why you got involved in the first place. What was your point in this? That I'm a little disagreeable? I never said I was a saint. And now that you've run out of shit to say that has any relevance, you're hoping I'll be convinced you've somehow made your point just from restating it and claiming you have better shit to do.

We all have better shit to do, it's a humor site on the internet.
#94 - moocowsz (12/23/2014) [-]
no need to try to bring me down to your level, i wasn't trying to act like a hero or anything, just point out the somewhat less obvious.

i'm sure you can see it too, all you have to do is reread what you've said earlier.

and i'm perfectly fine, i agree this is a site for humor, but it's also a site for exchanging thoughts, but i cant really reason with someone who does not believe in logic.
User avatar #96 - lolollo (12/23/2014) [-]
"No need to bring me down to your level"
Claiming the moral high ground

"but I can't really reason with someone who does not believe in logic."
Personal attack.

So, am I playing your part in all of this now? Is that what's happening?
#97 - moocowsz (12/23/2014) [-]
Like i said, i'm not claiming to be a nice person, i know i dont only state facts and reason, but unlike you, i don't try and claim that i do. that was the gist of what i've been saying, and you refuse to admit it.
#125 - lolollo (12/23/2014) [-]
User avatar #120 - lolollo (12/23/2014) [-]
Yep...and all a smoker needs to do to quit is stop smoking cigarettes. It's that simple.
#124 - moocowsz (12/23/2014) [-]
you"re welcome to continue spamming comments on here, but it wont be a conversation.

have fun
User avatar #112 - lolollo (12/23/2014) [-]
"People have an innate need to defend themselves, and their argument, from being misconstrued."

They also have an innate need to rebel against commands given by an opposition in an argument, even if it's in spite. If I wanted to end a discussion, I'd simply post reaction pics until they finally got the picture that they weren't getting any sort of efforted feedback. After all, how did your own attempt to get me off of the discussion work?
#116 - moocowsz (12/23/2014) [-]
that attempt would be a success at any point, all i'd need to do is just not read your replies nor answer. i wasn't even defending myself on any subject until you started pressing me about my breakfast, it was mostly you defending against my claims by dodging them and trying pointing out your thoughts on the way i phrased it.
User avatar #110 - lolollo (12/23/2014) [-]
What? To keep me talking the matter at hand further due to some threat I might leave under the guise of "this discussion's beneath me~"? You were the one to try and do that with your toast and eggs gambit.
#111 - moocowsz (12/23/2014) [-]
You told someone to fuck off because you didn't want to continue that conversation with them, same as how i did not want to continue this conversation with you, yet you continued it once he replied, and now here i am doing that too, thanks to that level of respect i mentioned earlier
User avatar #107 - lolollo (12/23/2014) [-]
So then what was the relevance of it, since it was meant solely for the discussion at hand?
#108 - moocowsz (12/23/2014) [-]
It was about as relevant as you telling someone to fuck off randomly.
User avatar #104 - lolollo (12/23/2014) [-]
So then you tell me why it was so important you publicize that the discussion should end on account of eggs and toast.
#106 - moocowsz (12/23/2014) [-]
For the same reason you've publicized everything you've said, just sharing my thoughts on the matter.
User avatar #101 - lolollo (12/23/2014) [-]
I get it, you assumed that because I noted that I was using facts, that it was the only thing I was paying attention to. I know full well what I type and what it's meant to do. I use personal attacks and assumptions to get people to keep discussing, otherwise everyone would do that "I have better shit to do!" tactic the second anything gets the least bit controversial. People have an innate need to defend themselves, and their argument, from being misconstrued. I use attacks to keep the argument going whereas you're trying to put on a show for whoever might be passing by to get them to agree with you.

And I know this works because...what happened to breakfast? Did you decide not to go make it? Or was it more accurate than "making breakfast" isn't as final a thing for the argument as you were trying to make it seem? Or was there no breakfast at all? Your ploy of "you clearly don't follow logic" isn't all that original
#103 - moocowsz (12/23/2014) [-]
Just a quick toast and eggs, i figured i'd check back afterwards.
User avatar #99 - lolollo (12/23/2014) [-]
Except the sort of attacks your using aren't actually for the sake of rebuttal, and continued discussion, like you claim to want. All of the attacks I made, about being bitter, could easily be defended against by calming yourself down to a level where you're not trying to push your argument through with negative reation pics.

How in the hell is anyone supposed to defend themselves against "LOL you don't see logic!" All you're gonna do is say that anything I claim doesn't fit any form of logic, and that everything you say does, and that anything that needs explanation is "obvious" and is just a side effect of my "inability to see logic." It doesn't promote the logical discussion you're claiming to want. (Or what, you never said that either? I'm not sure steering into that skid is something you want) All you're trying to do is push me into a corner I can't defend myself against without you having some simple, personal attack to go with it.

So then what, you've found yourself at a loss, and now you need to pull the "it's all obvious" card out of your ass? Is your next step claiming to have been some elaborate troll the whole time?
#100 - moocowsz (12/23/2014) [-]
i'm not defending him, i'm only disagreeing with you saying you made no personal attacks against him and only used facts and reason.

the only reason i'm even continuing this is because i have hope for this site and i figured knowing your errors is the best way to prevent them.

your opinions regarding employees was pretty spot on, your personal insults were fluff that you refuse to acknowledge, this conversation didnt end up being a breath of fresh air as i'd have hoped.

by the way, is there a two rhetorical question minimum to this conversation i was not informed about? is that what we are doing now?
#88 - moocowsz (12/23/2014) [-]
You misunderstand, you called him a jackass. I haven't called you anything.
#78 - anonymous (12/23/2014) [-]
That doesn't change it from being personal attack... Just because you distinguished between the length of time your statement claims them to be a "Whiny little bitch" and another that was never stated. Doesn't change the fact that its an offensive comment/personal attack.
User avatar #79 - lolollo (12/23/2014) [-]
[spoiler] It's also not 1005 of my argument. [/spoiler]
#15 - lolollo (12/23/2014) [-]
Wait, no I didn't. You getting involved has confused me, stop it!
#17 - fatguystrangler (12/23/2014) [-]
I helped. Go me. ^^
User avatar #19 - lolollo (12/23/2014) [-]
>>#16,
User avatar #14 - lolollo (12/23/2014) [-]
Oh Jesus...I commented on the wrong dude. My mistake. I did think it weird the guy was able to post two reaction pics...and needed to. The few times I don't think to over analyze shit and it bites me in the ass...
#1 - As a worker in a retail store I can tell you this: That Xbox w…  [+] (87 new replies) 12/22/2014 on Rekt -358
#152 - furiousmarshmellow (12/23/2014) [-]
Fair warning to people starting to read this:

You'll hate everyone in here by the end.
#82 - kiratheunholy (12/23/2014) [-]
God you're useless twat. If someone were as bad at their job as you are I'd just contact the manager. No point in trying to talk to a fuckwit that isn't doing what they're paid to do.

I mean seriously do you really think your job is to stand there all day and tell customers to fuck off? NO! You're being paid to server and help these people in the establishment in which you work. If they want you to look for it, just do them the damn courtesy of looking for it.

Oh, I'm sorry. Is it too much to ask you to do the job you're paid for?

Pic related: YFW you 'pwn' a customer in your store by being a cheeky lil cunt.
User avatar #80 - sunnyday (12/23/2014) [-]
I read this whole conversation.

As someone who works in retail I can say one thing:

You're a cunt.
User avatar #73 - sixfivefourtwoone (12/23/2014) [-]
I know people say red thumbs don't mean anything. However in this case, they are saying the mass majority doesn't agree with you, and trust me; a good bit of us work in retail. You're wrong. Let it go.
#62 - anonymous (12/23/2014) [-]
And then I report you to your manager for not doing your fucking job. And probably get discount coupons for the future.
#49 - newdevyx (12/23/2014) [-]
It's your job to find the xbox. You get fucking paid for it.
#44 - willys (12/23/2014) [-]
I have worked in retail. And food service which many people argue is worse. And ya know what? You're just a cunt, bud.
#3 - anonymous (12/23/2014) [-]
You work in a retail store? Is your dad proud of you? He's never said so has he? and that's not cause he's bottling it up.
User avatar #5 - aabbccddeeffgghhii (12/23/2014) [-]
I'm a student kiddo. Try again.
#20 - lolollo (12/23/2014) [-]
> I'm a student kiddo

Not that it has anything to do with the raegfest we already have going on, but the oxymoron that is that sentence amused me greatly. That's just me, though. I'm still in school and feel the need to refer to myself as "a kid". That's mostly because "school" is the only atmosphere where I'm older/the same age as anyone else there. Literally everywhere else, I'm a good 5-15 years younger than everyone.
#177 - deadmanlopez (12/23/2014) [-]
why do tools like this have to ruin the word kid/kiddo like it's an insult? seriously my grandpa calls me kiddo all the time and this sweet old lady that makes pies whenever we visit likes to call my little sister hon, sweetie, etc. When did it become some sort of status thing to be a few years older than someone? and it's always by some tool in his/her 20's
User avatar #22 - aabbccddeeffgghhii (12/23/2014) [-]
Well, in the UK we don't really refer to people as "Students" until their in University, so I could be anywhere between 18-22. I think thats a good age to start calling people kiddo in a derogatory sense.
User avatar #25 - lolollo (12/23/2014) [-]
When you've expanded your social circle to include people who are older than you, maybe then you'll learn a little humility.

And maybe to be a little less bitter.
User avatar #27 - aabbccddeeffgghhii (12/23/2014) [-]
Again with the bitter.

What is your fettish for that word?
#37 - anonymous (12/23/2014) [-]
Hey man, I read through your stuff and I agree with you. This for those who believe retail isn't as bad as it's made out to be.
I worked in retail too as a student and honestly you start off being a good guy and listening to customers and trying your best. The fact is people come in not knowing what they're looking for (in my case I worked at Home Depot in Electrical) or generally smug as shit and quick to insult the employees for the lack of stock. Unfortunately, as employees we can only really provide what stock we have, try to find another store that has it or give suggestions to alternate items. I had no qualms helping those who were nice about it, but you have unpatient people who literally can't handle 5 minutes of patience, as you search the shelves, back area and call other stores to confirm stock. Even after telling them that it's not in our power, customers can be real annoying. Anyways fuck retail, worst shit ever because of the 1% of customers who suck.
User avatar #29 - lolollo (12/23/2014) [-]
My fetish for the word is that you're acting bitter. When a word accurately describes a situation, I use it. It's called proper communication. Why? How do the British do it? They just throw the word "chuffed" around until the opposition goes away?
User avatar #81 - sunnyday (12/23/2014) [-]
On behalf of all British retail workers, I apologize for the bellend you just had to deal with.
User avatar #2 - lolollo (12/22/2014) [-]
I'd tell you there's a fine line between fucking over a douchey customer out of spite and just being a bad employee in anticipation of a customer being douchey, but I'd be lying. That shit is very clearly being the problem with retail that makes people want to yell at the decent workers in the same position.

Seriously, go fuck yourself.
User avatar #155 - zacoren (12/23/2014) [-]
The post in the content is one sided, a customer doesn't get their way the assosiate is an asshole, as someone who has recently become a manager, i can confirm that just because an item can be ordered online does not mean it is in store, on hands can be off making the system say that we have it in stock, when in reality, the item is: 1out of stock because the warehouse didn't properly ship an item, 2 out of stock because the item has become been stolen but not yet reported as such, 3 on the truck that is going to come in that night, which is entered into our system before we actually get it, or 4 all of the product that our system reports us having are already on the sales floor in somebody else's cart. When we pick an item out of the backroom for a customers online order we can just as easily deny the order, giving a refund for the item, knowing full well that. We don't have the item, and finally the associate may be labeled as lazy for not looking for the item because they already know the item is not in stock, since its a rather popular item around the holidays and we get asked at least 10 times a day for it
User avatar #180 - lolollo (12/24/2014) [-]
I know people are assholes. The "the customer is an asshole" trope is everywhere. What I'm getting at is that it's no excuse to sacrifice proper communication skills. I understand the frustration of not having something in stock when the website says you have it. It's a glitch in the system. Most of the time, if you'd only explain just that, yeah you'll get assholes who for whatever reason thinks it's your job to fix that system, but you'll get people frustrated, but satisfied by the answer. You give them something to blame that people blame every day, technology.

The other thing is that employees are just as capable of being assholes as customers, and follow the exact same psychology as everyone else. You gotta realize how willing some employees are to spite a customer by telling them their "in stock" item is "out of stock". Yes it's an assumption, but so is the idea that each and every customer will be an asshole. Given how bitter this gentlemen was during our entire ordeal, I wouldn't put it past the guy to do just what I said. If this is how he acts to some faceless guy on the internet that he can just walk away from, how does he act behind the counter, where he'd need to bottle up that frustration (if he even does).
User avatar #181 - zacoren (12/24/2014) [-]
I never said that employees weren't capable of being assholes, I'm just saying exactly what i say to my customers when we have an item 'in stock' but we don't actually, have it, thankfully most will accept it, and then there are others who don't , i usually work with them to get them something similar or, just recently since i just got the ability to do so, I'll order more for them, unfortunately with Christmas being only a couple of days away if it's not in store, they aren't getting it in time.
#149 - scorpidea (12/23/2014) [-]
Arguing on FunnyJunk is like competing in the Special Olympics, even if you win, you are still a retard.
#68 - herbolifee (12/23/2014) [-]
I read that in Dr. Cox's voice. Fucking epic.
User avatar #4 - aabbccddeeffgghhii (12/23/2014) [-]
You obviously don't work in retail. You don't realise what its like to stand there, have a customer mockingly bring out their phone, shove it into your face and say "See!", then proceed to reserve stock that isn't fucking there just to feel superior to the fucking college who has absolutely no control over stock and stock allocation.

Then only for them to stand there and wait for you to go and check, again for stock that isn't there, that the warehouse guys cannot find and has had no trace of ever being in the fucking store. When the system even says its not in fucking stock.

The Xbox will never be found because its not fucking there

So go fuck yourself. You're exactly the type of customer everyone wants to fucking punch in the face. You've also probably eaten about a gallon of spit when you've been out for a meal.

Also, these "Lazy" and "Bad" employees? Yeah, they've done all they can. All the Xboxes, PS4s, TVs, Laptops are all in the ware house. Guess who prohibited to go into the fucking warehouse. Thats right. So these bad employees of yours have done ALL they fucking can to find those self entitles pricks their shitty little Xbox. Notice how I mentioned "Warehouse guys" earlier? Yeah, its their jobs to find it. If they cant find it, we cant do anything.

I just wish people would just stop fucking acting like they know how shops work and that we can just do what ever the fuck we want, where ever we want. We're not lazy, We just cant go look for stock in a locked, pass word protected, room.

Also i've pretty much accepted all the red thumbs i'm going to get so everyone go fucking wild.
#76 - anonymous (12/23/2014) [-]
You're a fucking liar. I work at both Lowe's and Best Buy where you can order shit online and pick-up in-store . It goes based off your inventory and every week I get inventory checklist to make sure we have it or dont. By the end of the day give it to my ASM and rightfully updates it with the quantities. So dont fucking sit here and say shit like that. You are just to fucking lazy to look in the back.
User avatar #58 - fuelnfire (12/23/2014) [-]
You obviously are gonna work in retail for a little longer lol! Jesus fuck, where do you work, a fucking Sobeys warehouse? Goddamn.
User avatar #34 - jettom (12/23/2014) [-]
"Self-entitled pricks"
They paid for a product. Paid a lot of cash for it. And it's not their fault fault your systems are at fault.

They're not self-entitled if they're not getting a product they paid for. They're entitled. Big difference.
#32 - opwontdeliver (12/23/2014) [-]
Coming from someone who's worked for the public, and as a fire fighter I am gonna give you some advice.
Stop being such a god danm bitch about it and do you're fucking job that you are paid to do.
You'll never go anywhere in life with a shitty attitude like that.
User avatar #6 - lolollo (12/23/2014) [-]
And instead of communicating with the customer and saying "The system is wrong, unfortunately I'm too low on the totem pole to have any influence over it" you decide to give the guy a reason to hate retail workers in the future by acting like a complete jackass.

No, I understand it perfectly. You're using the bitterness of others to justify your own bitterness. Instead of being the better person and having control over your own emotional state, you've decided to take the easy way out and become a complete dickhole. People aren't making wild assumptions about how you do your job, or how the system works, you're just either too ignorant, or lazy to be able to adequately explain it to people so they possibly could understand. You'd think you'd want to make the effort, since it promotes understanding to where people are less likely to aggravate you more in the future, but hey I don't judge. Maybe you secretly love the misery.

Now I'll tell you something you probably should hear more of: Get a real job, and stop being a whiny little bitch.
#134 - bearception (12/23/2014) [-]
Please Stop! mp penis can only get so erect.
User avatar #126 - shunkahawolf (12/23/2014) [-]
get a real job? what exactly is a "real job" and please tell me were to get one because i would love to quit walmart.

you may have had a valid point but fuck you anyway, my shitty job is just as "real" as a fucking CEOs and i do adequate work at it everyday.
User avatar #128 - lolollo (12/23/2014) [-]
"People have an innate need to defend themselves, and their argument, from being misconstrued. I use attacks to keep the argument going"

It's all for show dude.
User avatar #131 - shunkahawolf (12/23/2014) [-]
so what? direct your attacks at him not the rest of us.
User avatar #133 - lolollo (12/23/2014) [-]
The attacks were directed at him. You just decided that you were involved by association.
#8 - theonemica (12/23/2014) [-]
I'm just saying, I had to argue with a lady for 5 minutes straight about a "coupon" that specifically said "this is not a redeemable coupon" on it.
User avatar #11 - lolollo (12/23/2014) [-]
At no point did I say that the customer would always be right.
#7 - aabbccddeeffgghhii (12/23/2014) [-]
I love how you think that saying "I have no control over the system" isn't the first thing every employee goes to. You know absolutely nothing about retail and retail workers. You obviously are just an idiot who thinks he knows everything where in reality, you've never worked a day in your life and are just a student living off mammy and daddy.

Also, a "real" job? Sorry, i didn't realise my imaginary job isn't good enough for you. My imaginary job that is fucking essential for the economy to work. My fake job.

This is why people become bitter when working retail. People look down at you for working in a shop and then wonder why we don't do everything in our power to help you get your pointless piece of electronics. Like we owe you something. Like you deserve our dedication.

We don't always feel like helping every little shit stane who walks in. We don't want to help you get what you want. We're paid to do it and let me tell you this, £6.30 an hour only gets you so fucking far. So when someone comes in and is a dick head, or is smug or just has a general sense of superiority over you, you can be damn sure the colleague isn't going to be working as hard as the customer feels they should.

I'm not whining, i'm telling you as it is. Get some sense and realise that those people who need to get a "real" job can basically prevent you getting what you want, and its brilliant around Christmas time.

And people do judge, you're doing it right now. I'm not bitter. I face customers on a person to person basis. I don't work off bitterness. I work off the way i'm treated. If someone does what's in the post, they aint getting a fucking Xbox. If someone comes in and says "Please! I need this Xbox!" with a sense of kindness and sincerity, which everyone can sense, you can be damn sure i'm checking and ringing other stores to try my damn hardest to get them what they want.

We work as hard as were treated. If you ever worked retail, you'd understand
User avatar #135 - mistafishy (12/23/2014) [-]
Creative spelling of "shit stane."
#64 - moosepaw (12/23/2014) [-]
Dude don't argue when you have thumbs down like this. Trust me. If you really enjoy the positives of this site, don't ruin it over frustration. People can just be mindless drones and not think about anything, no matter the logic. I think you make valid points, but the stupid fucks have boarded the hate train long ago. I have TONS of comments I'd like to have made over my time at FJ, yet I know the probability of idiot logic responses is too high not saying I'm a.genius, but you'll just have someone come out telling you that you're a.fucking retard rather than having a.reasonable conversation
#12 - fatguystrangler (12/23/2014) [-]
I've worked in retail in the past. It is brutal. Instead of being reasonable about anything, customers kick off and don't engage brain.

In the same breath i have seen workers who are being idle little shits that don't want to help no matter how polite/patient you are.

The problem isn't "all customers are dickheads" or "all workers are lazy"

Some people are just faggots. Look at the post for instance. Being a massive cunt and posting about getting one over on the walmart employee.

If you want to shit on other people, you deserve what you get.
User avatar #10 - lolollo (12/23/2014) [-]
Buddy, let's look at the facts. I've been trying to reason with you, and all you've done is insist on using personal attacks and petty generalizations to get your point across. You're clearly more emotional than I am about this whole ordeal. If this is how quick you are to act like this when some dude is simply trying to calmly, but firmly get his point across to you, then my point stands to reason just from the idea of how you'd act when someone is legitimately aggravated, yet still civil, about some misc. concern they have while you're working behind the counter. All you're doing is hiding behind this movement that the customer is often a raging dickhole to treat each and every customer who comes across your desk like they're being the exact same way.

Dude...get yourself together, seriously. It's fucking pathetic.

PS, I actually have worked in retail, not that you'd believe it since you've got your head so firmly up the ass of the idea that "You and only you could ever possibly know what it's like!" I had problem customers, but I never used it as justification to become a raging asshole myself. I promised myself I'd never treat anyone else the way I was treated, which is clearly a lesson you haven't figured out yet.
User avatar #21 - aabbccddeeffgghhii (12/23/2014) [-]
Wow, the idiocy in this comment is astounding.

"using personal attacks"
- Proceeds to call me pathetic in the same comment
- Insults me in previous comments

"I promised myself I'd never treat anyone else the way I was treated"
- Oh my god I'm so sorry, I didn't realise i was dealing with a fedora tipping white knight! And yes that was a personal attack.
Jesus could you please try and be more snobbish and superior? Thats a serious question, i really want to see you try.

Fucking promised yourself.

And you're harping on the fact that you think i treat every customer like shit because I automatically hate them, even though I said in the comment you are directly replying to that I don't. My god did you even bother to read everything, or just go on your self righteous rant because you can't be bothered to read it all?

Fucking promised youeself. I seriously can't get over that. I couldn't even make something like that up. I am sad that I lack the talent to make that up. Jontron - I lack the talent to make this shit up [Bootleg Pokémon Games]
User avatar #24 - lolollo (12/23/2014) [-]
"Fedora tipping white knight"

Since when was giving in to the social contract considered cringeworthy? God, no wonder you're bitter. Has this site seriously taught you that you have to act like an asshole just to not get judged/persecuted? You ought to learn how to think for yourself m8.
User avatar #26 - aabbccddeeffgghhii (12/23/2014) [-]
When did this conversation get to the point where you're accusing FunnyJunk of indoctrinating me?

How did you get to that conclusion?

I'm sorry to say this, but you're clutching to straws here. Harping on me being bitter, even though I have clearly stated that is not the case at all, is starting to get a little old now.
#102 - xxmemosxx (12/23/2014) [-]
You seem like a bitter cunt to most people here.
User avatar #28 - lolollo (12/23/2014) [-]
Because this site is literally the only site I've seen where people will react the way you've just acted when anyone makes mention of them acting in a socially altruistic, or cooperative fashion. This is the only site where giving into common courtesies like "yielding at a yield sign" and "opening a door for someone" is on par with stalking someone on facebook and liking their photos from years ago. And you've played into it all for the sake of trying to win the argument.

So you tell me who's grasping at what.
User avatar #13 - fatguystrangler (12/23/2014) [-]
"Get a real job, and stop being a whiny little bitch." < Personal attack

(I'm just enjoying the show)
User avatar #18 - lolollo (12/23/2014) [-]
4th comment notification.
User avatar #16 - lolollo (12/23/2014) [-]
Besides, saying someone's acting like a little bitch isn't the same as calling them a little bitch. Anyone can act like a little bitch. Being a little bitch suggests patterns and regularity. It's to say "The way you are currently acting is comparable to that of a little bitch."

Besides, I could always just go the petty route and say "I argue the way I'm argued with."
#83 - moocowsz (12/23/2014) [-]
You didn't tell him to stop acting like a whiny little bitch, you told him to stop being one.

one would argue that insulting someones actions as well would be considered a personal attack, just to share my rebuttal of your paragraph prior this.

Although most people agree on what you've been saying to him, myself included, you don't need to put yourself on a pedestal when you've just been rebuking the personal anecdotes of this dickhole with your own opinions and profound inferences of his life and thought process.

I'm not saying you can't call him out on his misinterpretations, but to then say you've only expressed facts and reason and have been completely impartial is a blatant lie.
User avatar #85 - lolollo (12/23/2014) [-]
Actually what happened was I pointed out his excessive use of personal attacks, to which he replied "NO U!"
#86 - moocowsz (12/23/2014) [-]
"Seriously, go fuck yourself."

"...by acting like a complete jackass."

Followed by the paragraph after it where you try to make sense of his life under your own ten minute interpretation of him from the things he's said here.

that's just some of it.
User avatar #87 - lolollo (12/23/2014) [-]
So you're saying that simply telling someone to go fuck themselves is enough for someone to be "a jackass"?

I envy the sort of sheltered life you've had.
#89 - moocowsz (12/23/2014) [-]
Also furthermore, i like how you got all defensive and said i was calling you a jackass when i quoted "acting like a complete jackass", after you told someone else there's a big difference between being called something and saying you are acting like something.

Classy.
User avatar #91 - lolollo (12/23/2014) [-]
Also, I act like a jackass. I never claimed to have some supermorality preventing me from ever doing so. You presumed I would never do so.
User avatar #90 - lolollo (12/23/2014) [-]
Buddy, the entire point you've been making is that I was guilty of all the shit I was scrutinizing whatshisface for. Or...are you taking back where you pointed out that I made a personal attack as a means to say I shouldn't have called out his own personal attacks?

What possible other reason could you have for posting those two quotes together?
#151 - furiousmarshmellow (12/23/2014) [-]
Ya' had me.

And then ya fuckin' lost me.
User avatar #179 - lolollo (12/24/2014) [-]
That's descriptive.
#148 - sailorsmooth (12/23/2014) [-]
Hi, I just read this whole thread and wanted to let you know that you're a retarded faggot, have a nice day
#178 - lolollo (12/24/2014) [-]
#92 - moocowsz (12/23/2014) [-]
Some kid's attacking the guy who reposted this screenshot and throws in his own skewed interpretation of average life based on an experience he's had. That's all fine and dandy.

You reply to him by attacking him, you called him wrong by sharing a more likely probability of customer-worker relationship, and tell him to fuck off.

Right now you are doing the same thing he has been doing, you two are about the same level.

He turns around and directs his anger out on you, but since your opinion is more agreeable, you believe you have only stated out facts and start insulting him in between opinions.

To you, his insults are more scrutinizing than your own, when in actuality. it's two monkeys, one with with more common sense than the other ( that would be you ), flinging shit back and forth.

There's always a risk when you post on the internet that you say things without realizing it.

I'd rather finish making breakfast than deal with this, have a nice day, friend.
User avatar #93 - lolollo (12/23/2014) [-]
"but since your opinion is more agreeable"

More agreeable how? This isn't you trying to say that since other people agree with me, I feel like I can do whatever I want with the argument, is it? It was just him and me for the longest time until more people showed up.

And as I've already stated, your definitions of "attacked" are painfully fitted to the point you're trying to make. "Oh, the tone here is a little aggressive! That's clearly congruent to the time he told you he'd rape your whole family!"

And now you're trying to scramble at the moral high ground by pulling this "Well I do say this has been fun, but I'm going to wash myself clean of this discussion, which clearly makes me the victor!" ridiculousness, which just begs the question of why you got involved in the first place. What was your point in this? That I'm a little disagreeable? I never said I was a saint. And now that you've run out of shit to say that has any relevance, you're hoping I'll be convinced you've somehow made your point just from restating it and claiming you have better shit to do.

We all have better shit to do, it's a humor site on the internet.
#94 - moocowsz (12/23/2014) [-]
no need to try to bring me down to your level, i wasn't trying to act like a hero or anything, just point out the somewhat less obvious.

i'm sure you can see it too, all you have to do is reread what you've said earlier.

and i'm perfectly fine, i agree this is a site for humor, but it's also a site for exchanging thoughts, but i cant really reason with someone who does not believe in logic.
User avatar #96 - lolollo (12/23/2014) [-]
"No need to bring me down to your level"
Claiming the moral high ground

"but I can't really reason with someone who does not believe in logic."
Personal attack.

So, am I playing your part in all of this now? Is that what's happening?
#97 - moocowsz (12/23/2014) [-]
Like i said, i'm not claiming to be a nice person, i know i dont only state facts and reason, but unlike you, i don't try and claim that i do. that was the gist of what i've been saying, and you refuse to admit it.
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User avatar #120 - lolollo (12/23/2014) [-]
Yep...and all a smoker needs to do to quit is stop smoking cigarettes. It's that simple.
#124 - moocowsz (12/23/2014) [-]
you"re welcome to continue spamming comments on here, but it wont be a conversation.

have fun
User avatar #112 - lolollo (12/23/2014) [-]
"People have an innate need to defend themselves, and their argument, from being misconstrued."

They also have an innate need to rebel against commands given by an opposition in an argument, even if it's in spite. If I wanted to end a discussion, I'd simply post reaction pics until they finally got the picture that they weren't getting any sort of efforted feedback. After all, how did your own attempt to get me off of the discussion work?
#116 - moocowsz (12/23/2014) [-]
that attempt would be a success at any point, all i'd need to do is just not read your replies nor answer. i wasn't even defending myself on any subject until you started pressing me about my breakfast, it was mostly you defending against my claims by dodging them and trying pointing out your thoughts on the way i phrased it.
User avatar #110 - lolollo (12/23/2014) [-]
What? To keep me talking the matter at hand further due to some threat I might leave under the guise of "this discussion's beneath me~"? You were the one to try and do that with your toast and eggs gambit.
#111 - moocowsz (12/23/2014) [-]
You told someone to fuck off because you didn't want to continue that conversation with them, same as how i did not want to continue this conversation with you, yet you continued it once he replied, and now here i am doing that too, thanks to that level of respect i mentioned earlier
User avatar #107 - lolollo (12/23/2014) [-]
So then what was the relevance of it, since it was meant solely for the discussion at hand?
#108 - moocowsz (12/23/2014) [-]
It was about as relevant as you telling someone to fuck off randomly.
User avatar #104 - lolollo (12/23/2014) [-]
So then you tell me why it was so important you publicize that the discussion should end on account of eggs and toast.
#106 - moocowsz (12/23/2014) [-]
For the same reason you've publicized everything you've said, just sharing my thoughts on the matter.
User avatar #101 - lolollo (12/23/2014) [-]
I get it, you assumed that because I noted that I was using facts, that it was the only thing I was paying attention to. I know full well what I type and what it's meant to do. I use personal attacks and assumptions to get people to keep discussing, otherwise everyone would do that "I have better shit to do!" tactic the second anything gets the least bit controversial. People have an innate need to defend themselves, and their argument, from being misconstrued. I use attacks to keep the argument going whereas you're trying to put on a show for whoever might be passing by to get them to agree with you.

And I know this works because...what happened to breakfast? Did you decide not to go make it? Or was it more accurate than "making breakfast" isn't as final a thing for the argument as you were trying to make it seem? Or was there no breakfast at all? Your ploy of "you clearly don't follow logic" isn't all that original
#103 - moocowsz (12/23/2014) [-]
Just a quick toast and eggs, i figured i'd check back afterwards.
User avatar #99 - lolollo (12/23/2014) [-]
Except the sort of attacks your using aren't actually for the sake of rebuttal, and continued discussion, like you claim to want. All of the attacks I made, about being bitter, could easily be defended against by calming yourself down to a level where you're not trying to push your argument through with negative reation pics.

How in the hell is anyone supposed to defend themselves against "LOL you don't see logic!" All you're gonna do is say that anything I claim doesn't fit any form of logic, and that everything you say does, and that anything that needs explanation is "obvious" and is just a side effect of my "inability to see logic." It doesn't promote the logical discussion you're claiming to want. (Or what, you never said that either? I'm not sure steering into that skid is something you want) All you're trying to do is push me into a corner I can't defend myself against without you having some simple, personal attack to go with it.

So then what, you've found yourself at a loss, and now you need to pull the "it's all obvious" card out of your ass? Is your next step claiming to have been some elaborate troll the whole time?
#100 - moocowsz (12/23/2014) [-]
i'm not defending him, i'm only disagreeing with you saying you made no personal attacks against him and only used facts and reason.

the only reason i'm even continuing this is because i have hope for this site and i figured knowing your errors is the best way to prevent them.

your opinions regarding employees was pretty spot on, your personal insults were fluff that you refuse to acknowledge, this conversation didnt end up being a breath of fresh air as i'd have hoped.

by the way, is there a two rhetorical question minimum to this conversation i was not informed about? is that what we are doing now?
#88 - moocowsz (12/23/2014) [-]
You misunderstand, you called him a jackass. I haven't called you anything.
#78 - anonymous (12/23/2014) [-]
That doesn't change it from being personal attack... Just because you distinguished between the length of time your statement claims them to be a "Whiny little bitch" and another that was never stated. Doesn't change the fact that its an offensive comment/personal attack.
User avatar #79 - lolollo (12/23/2014) [-]
[spoiler] It's also not 1005 of my argument. [/spoiler]
#15 - lolollo (12/23/2014) [-]
Wait, no I didn't. You getting involved has confused me, stop it!
#17 - fatguystrangler (12/23/2014) [-]
I helped. Go me. ^^
User avatar #19 - lolollo (12/23/2014) [-]
>>#16,
User avatar #14 - lolollo (12/23/2014) [-]
Oh Jesus...I commented on the wrong dude. My mistake. I did think it weird the guy was able to post two reaction pics...and needed to. The few times I don't think to over analyze shit and it bites me in the ass...
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i thought it was a birth defect, not amputation
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#60 - anonymous (12/21/2014) [-]
believe / meaning = hold something as opinion ;think or suppose. Have confidence in.
Synonyms = Assume, Presume, Conclude, Understand, Gather.

So you're telling me that atheists do not believe in anything including the idea that there is nothing. You're telling me Atheists do not have confidence in the idea there is no god. You're telling me atheists do not think or suppose there is nothing. They believe in nothing, it's a belief. It's an idea. It's an understanding. Same thing.

Dense mother fucker.
User avatar #37 - loonquawl (12/21/2014) [-]
The who argument that atheism = the lack of believe is kinda bullshit, humans can't help but create beliefs about anything they lack definitive knowledge on. Atheism seems more like a rejection of religion than anything else, but they still are pretty absolute in their whole "there is no god" thing and are willing to argue about it just like any religious person argues about their beliefs.
I've been called an agnostic apatheist here before because I don't know and I don't really care, but it is funny to watch you people argue about it.
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User avatar #21 - fataliteehee (12/21/2014) [-]
Fedora tipping intensifies
#18 - anonymous (12/21/2014) [-]
"I believe there is no god."
I'm an atheist and sometimes I call atheism a belief (like the example above) so get your head out of your ass
User avatar #31 - YllekNayr (12/21/2014) [-]
Atheism is a lack of belief
Theism
Prefix A-, meaning "lack of"
lack of theism
A newborn infant is atheist.
#17 - anonymous (12/21/2014) [-]
Why would you like Buddhism? Judaism doesn't force beliefs, do you like them too?
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it took me awhile to read this but only 4 seconds to realise that you are trying too hard
User avatar #16 - aabbccddeeffgghhii (12/21/2014) [-]
Trying too hard? Really?
User avatar #13 - aabbccddeeffgghhii (12/20/2014) [-]
Doesn't Mean we do believe in something

I made a mistake when editing down my comment. I made myself look like a retard.

I accidentally the whole thing.
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