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#18 - i'm 8 and 1/2 09/20/2014 on internet users - 2002-2012 +17
#156 - Users who have been banned for Dickbutt: 13,423.  [+] (4 new replies) 09/20/2014 on Users banned for being... +105
User avatar #634 - imnotkickthecat (09/21/2014) [-]
Also, those were just borderline nsfw flags. Nobody got actual ban time. Only the picture was removed.
#687 - paintskillz (09/21/2014) [-]
Wrong, you would get half an hour of actual ban time for posting dickbutt
-source I posted dickbutt many times back in the day
#519 - Womens Study Major (09/21/2014) [-]
But that was for a good reason. If we posted dickbutt we were risking losing advertising for the site which would cause it to shut down/ admin would have to throw money at this thing like a whore
User avatar #559 - legoslayer (09/21/2014) [-]
But not anymore. Now, our hero stands WITH admin,not against him.

Brother in arms, dickbutt is #GamerGate! DickButt will be here with us when we prevail against all the SJWs and take in all the 4chan refugees!

Glory to FunnyJunk!
Glory to DickButt!
Glory to admin!
Glory to games!
#45 - Its all self righteous ******** . Like y… 09/20/2014 on "Privilege Check" +1
#43 - Also, one question was "I have no idea what Sallie Mae is…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/19/2014 on "Privilege Check" +4
User avatar #50 - somethingpants (09/20/2014) [-]
I still didn't know what "Sallie Mae" was, and I live in the US where I assume the term is from, and I've lived below the poverty line for years. Me not knowing a term means I'm slightly more privileged, apparently.
User avatar #49 - dharkmoswen (09/20/2014) [-]
guess that means you aren't considered privileged...
#42 - How are my parents both being alive a ******* pri…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/19/2014 on "Privilege Check" +9
#44 - frenzyhero (09/19/2014) [-]
Because muh social orduhs

vague shitty quiz with ambiguous questions.

I'm a white, heterosexual male living in the upper middle-class.
User avatar #45 - aabbccddeeffgghhii (09/20/2014) [-]
Its all self righteous bullshit.

Like you said too, its vague as fuck and its not even fucking accurate for a lot of people. Theres all these questions about religion and all this, and I'm like "I guess I'll pretend I'm Christian for this and forget the fact that I'm Atheist, just so I can finish the quiz."

If i ignored them, because they don't apply to me, i'd be the most underprivilaged fuck on the planet by their standards.

Another is "Do you travel yearly?" Well, no. But I do own a shit load of nice stuff. Where the fuck is that on the list? That makes me privileged dont it?

If we forget that this list is pure bullshit, its not even accurate bullshit which pisses me off even more.
User avatar #43 - aabbccddeeffgghhii (09/19/2014) [-]
Also, one question was "I have no idea what Sallie Mae is."

As a Brit I'm like "wtf is this?" and clicked it.

Its basically student loan. I JUST had to take out a student loan a few months ago. Fucking doing this quiz again, i didn't get a fair Privilege Check!
User avatar #50 - somethingpants (09/20/2014) [-]
I still didn't know what "Sallie Mae" was, and I live in the US where I assume the term is from, and I've lived below the poverty line for years. Me not knowing a term means I'm slightly more privileged, apparently.
User avatar #49 - dharkmoswen (09/20/2014) [-]
guess that means you aren't considered privileged...
#9 - Comment deleted 09/19/2014 on Which seems real to you? 0
#8 - This. I can almost hear the Feminists from here...  [+] (18 new replies) 09/19/2014 on Which seems real to you? +22
User avatar #252 - cannibalvegan (09/20/2014) [-]
I'm not a feminist, but this shit in video games kind of piss me off. It's just retarded that so many female characters run around in their fucking underwear fighting. It doesn't make any sense, especially in medieval style games were armor protects against arrows for example, if you're a girl you are fucked if you're shot with just one arrow.
#273 - Womens Study Major (09/20/2014) [-]
Yeah, some, but apparently there's a reason Quiet is in her underwear. Propably something to do with her camouflage - besides, Metal Gear has had both women and men naked or in some state of undress, and at least I haven't regarded it as sexual.
#307 - cannibalvegan (09/20/2014) [-]
If there is a non-sexual reason that she only has underwear then that reason was actually made up by the game creators. Sure, I can make a hentai movie that revolves around three super hero women who gain powers every time they suck dick and fight in their birthday suit and then claim that it's not a porno, it's an action movie with very "complex" reasons for having sex scenes and nudity, but it's still fucking stupid.

It's quite obvious that women are sexualized because it appeals to the target audience. Men are also sexualized, but not at all to the same degree as women.

MFW game developers tries to find excuses for their overly sexualized elements in games.

P.S. I am a cis scum and target audience for these games so don't throw that "hurr go back to da tumblr feminist cunt" bullshit on me. Muh PTSD.

#102 - saltyfries (09/20/2014) [-]
am I the only one who thinks she looks, normal? The tits, are well, tits, the panty hoes seem unnecessary, but i don't care, her face is, normal, it's not ugly, she looks fit (pretty much standard if you're in military). Prognoses, she looks fine to me
#119 - curveball (09/20/2014) [-]
Well I'm not in the military, but would you go to war in your underwear? Also, I think her hair might be out of regulation, Major Sixta would not approve.
User avatar #291 - elcreepo (09/20/2014) [-]
Some snipers shoot naked. Easier to piss and shit without moving that way.

Hell nudity is its own camouflage in the desert, practical too
User avatar #198 - reretzu (09/20/2014) [-]
She does go to war in her underwear because she has a sort of skin camouflage that's really effective and only works if you expose skin though, and several men in the franchise have already used it.
User avatar #78 - hydraetis (09/20/2014) [-]
Okay even without being an sjw I think that's getting a little ridiculous.
#74 - evilanakie (09/20/2014) [-]
kojima listens to feminazis
change her skin
feel like they cant just abandon the outfit
this happens
#56 - azraelthemage (09/20/2014) [-]
I show feminists this scene when they start bitching about Quiet. Besides, Kojima has gone on record and stated that there's a reason for her appearance, and you'll feel sorry for it when you find out.
#42 - cupotruth (09/20/2014) [-]
I mean I can kind of get because her being sexy is being used to sell the game but I mean, seriously?

Society conditions most guys to like tits and explosions but no we can't use societal pressures as an excuse because we're men.

Maybe society pressures everyone because people want to make money, I mean honestly people can be real cunts.
User avatar #11 - thefates (09/19/2014) [-]
Honestly if I were a soldier I would much prefer wearing next to nothing. You can end up carrying a lot of heavy equipment and this would probably help quite a bit with sweating.
User avatar #28 - karvarausku (09/20/2014) [-]
Yeah... You get your boxers (heat resistant),
trousers. (jean whatever),
socks,
shirt,
polo,
combat hood (black is heat resistant green one to keep you warm),
jacket,
shoes,
hat.

These are basic stuff.
Then you get things like kevlar that weights. our weight 15kg.
Riffle 3,7KG. (depending of the role Iron sight, Red dot or acog)
grenades (HE, Flash)
Pistol (not sure the weight)
3 mags (2kg each with 30 rounds)
kevlar vest (light weighted)
A lot of pockets to stick with the vest.
Gas mask
The suit you put on when there is chemical attack
water bottle
And ofcourse the helmet.
But yeah... It gets pretty fucking uncomfortable especially in winter when you have sweated quite a lot and then it starts to freeze you... that's why you wear the polo below the T-shirt. it gathers up the sweat.

So yeah... I would prefer to go with few things too.
#29 - thefates (09/20/2014) [-]
User avatar #31 - karvarausku (09/20/2014) [-]
And I totally forgot the light bazooka and Grenade launcher... oh and add these things + the Radio I had to keep with me. and the laptop... I will tell you it's just bullshit.
#34 - thefates (09/20/2014) [-]
That sucks man, this is why I never want to join the military, that and the whole dying thing.

Video unrelated.
User avatar #45 - rawryrawr (09/20/2014) [-]
and admin being chuck norris and joshlol being indeana jones or phaneact
User avatar #43 - rawryrawr (09/20/2014) [-]
there needs to be a funny junk one with me being the kid with ice cream
#59 - Imagine this playing on a 4K oculus rift, at 60fps. You wouldn…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/19/2014 on MFW seeing Avatar in 60fps 0
#69 - bazda (09/19/2014) [-]
Maybe they don't have the money.







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*sigh*

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#52 - Well, it was a Yes or No question, what do you want a *…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/19/2014 on So Easy a Scotsman Can Do It 0
User avatar #53 - thewalruss (09/19/2014) [-]
I think that he's pointing the fact that that's very easy to fake.
#55 - No you wont. Sorry guys, its not happening. 09/19/2014 on Scotland today 0
#110 - ... Don't know if intentionally stupid for a joke, or just an …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/19/2014 on color red 0
#111 - pineapplepeople (09/19/2014) [-]
Mmm... Fry... Fries... Burger King... I'll respond innabit, I gotta go get a dodeca-pounder with a large diet coke.
#95 - No way. Do you really believe the Scots would allow that? Hell…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/19/2014 on color red 0
#97 - sanguinemybrother (09/19/2014) [-]
I was joking.

But yea, that's the most interesting thing I've taken from this vote, glad someone shares that view with me.
#91 - Well, I'm Welsh so I sympathise with their struggle with the E…  [+] (6 new replies) 09/19/2014 on color red 0
#102 - pineapplepeople (09/19/2014) [-]
I'm from America (the greatest country in the world) and I think it's nice to see Welland sympathising so much with another part of England. Have a great tea time! *claps internally*
#110 - aabbccddeeffgghhii (09/19/2014) [-]
... Don't know if intentionally stupid for a joke, or just an average Average American.
#111 - pineapplepeople (09/19/2014) [-]
Mmm... Fry... Fries... Burger King... I'll respond innabit, I gotta go get a dodeca-pounder with a large diet coke.
User avatar #93 - sanguinemybrother (09/19/2014) [-]
You talk like a true politician sir.

I just had a thought.

If a lot of the yes votes are near south Scotland....do you think we'd get away with moving our border up REALLY quietly?
User avatar #95 - aabbccddeeffgghhii (09/19/2014) [-]
No way. Do you really believe the Scots would allow that? Hell, no country would allow that.

It does raise a good point though, Votes nearer the south will vote mostly No... So why do they have to live in the country they didn't vote for?

The vote is so close that pretty much Half of Scotland is going to be disappointed with the result and will have to live in a country they essentially don't want to, regardless of the result... Thats going to be interesting over the next few weeks regardless of the result.
#97 - sanguinemybrother (09/19/2014) [-]
I was joking.

But yea, that's the most interesting thing I've taken from this vote, glad someone shares that view with me.
#85 - Currently watching the live news broadcast on BBC iPlayer, gen…  [+] (8 new replies) 09/19/2014 on color red 0
User avatar #86 - sanguinemybrother (09/19/2014) [-]
I'm also watching it, I am English but I want a Yes vote.

What is your opinion?
User avatar #91 - aabbccddeeffgghhii (09/19/2014) [-]
Well, I'm Welsh so I sympathise with their struggle with the English Tyrants... Nothing personal, its be instilled in us all since birth.

At the same time I am a very proud Brit and when it comes to a national identity, I see the Scots as much a part of my country as any other nationality in the union, including my fellow Welshmen... Even though we're not on the fucking flag. *Rages internally*

So I want them to stay, but at the end of the day its the Scots decision and they, and only they, have the right to choose.
#102 - pineapplepeople (09/19/2014) [-]
I'm from America (the greatest country in the world) and I think it's nice to see Welland sympathising so much with another part of England. Have a great tea time! *claps internally*
#110 - aabbccddeeffgghhii (09/19/2014) [-]
... Don't know if intentionally stupid for a joke, or just an average Average American.
#111 - pineapplepeople (09/19/2014) [-]
Mmm... Fry... Fries... Burger King... I'll respond innabit, I gotta go get a dodeca-pounder with a large diet coke.
User avatar #93 - sanguinemybrother (09/19/2014) [-]
You talk like a true politician sir.

I just had a thought.

If a lot of the yes votes are near south Scotland....do you think we'd get away with moving our border up REALLY quietly?
User avatar #95 - aabbccddeeffgghhii (09/19/2014) [-]
No way. Do you really believe the Scots would allow that? Hell, no country would allow that.

It does raise a good point though, Votes nearer the south will vote mostly No... So why do they have to live in the country they didn't vote for?

The vote is so close that pretty much Half of Scotland is going to be disappointed with the result and will have to live in a country they essentially don't want to, regardless of the result... Thats going to be interesting over the next few weeks regardless of the result.
#97 - sanguinemybrother (09/19/2014) [-]
I was joking.

But yea, that's the most interesting thing I've taken from this vote, glad someone shares that view with me.
#17 - I think if you kill him, if i remember correctly, she was tryi… 09/18/2014 on A Mojave Moment 0
#144 - I did open my mind. I saw that the notion of a god is utter no… 09/18/2014 on Absorbed -3
#28 - Women choose lower paying careers. Simple as that. 09/18/2014 on Feminists want my money! +6
#127 - No it wont. 09/18/2014 on USA fact comp +1
#23 - Picture 09/16/2014 on WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! -2
#27 - Have a KitKat m8 09/16/2014 on The Dog that pierces the... +1
#91 - "I played this game we've been waiting for years for a we…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/13/2014 on New Smash Bros. 0
#97 - batham (09/13/2014) [-]
You mean
"I wasted money to play a demo of a game we've been watiing for years for a week before you, unless you played it at Best Buy or something"
More like stupid cred.
#83 - Dat... Not dad... ******* dat. 09/13/2014 on New Smash Bros. 0
#82 - YEAH BUT DAD GAMER CRED MAN!  [+] (5 new replies) 09/13/2014 on New Smash Bros. +4
#85 - batham (09/13/2014) [-]
Gamer cred is paying $90 for a demo that will be free in one week?
User avatar #138 - deviousdanish (09/14/2014) [-]
The public demo is limited to 30 plays.
User avatar #91 - aabbccddeeffgghhii (09/13/2014) [-]
"I played this game we've been waiting for years for a week before you"

Gamer cred.
#97 - batham (09/13/2014) [-]
You mean
"I wasted money to play a demo of a game we've been watiing for years for a week before you, unless you played it at Best Buy or something"
More like stupid cred.
User avatar #83 - aabbccddeeffgghhii (09/13/2014) [-]
Dat... Not dad... fucking dat.
#19 - I like the film for Olaf. One of the funniest comic r…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/13/2014 on Frozen 0
#48 - kageshi (09/14/2014) [-]
Bet you think Jarjar binks was a good character too?
#27 - Womens Study Major (09/14/2014) [-]
You have terrible taste
#40 - memeticman (09/14/2014) [-]
#71 - If i did, trust me, that ******** be on eBay. …  [+] (13 new replies) 09/13/2014 on New Smash Bros. +19
#72 - batham (09/13/2014) [-]
People have paid $90 for codes.
I wonder if they know that it only has five characters, one stage, only one mode of play, and will be available for everyone next week?
User avatar #131 - greyswordsman (09/14/2014) [-]
so we ARE getting the demo? i thought it was just typical internet bullshit.
User avatar #132 - batham (09/14/2014) [-]
Demo comes out in six days for everyone.
User avatar #154 - yiffcario (09/14/2014) [-]
Sauce for proof?
#133 - greyswordsman (09/14/2014) [-]
my family...i will miss them
User avatar #137 - deviousdanish (09/14/2014) [-]
You can only play it 30 times if you don't have the special one.
User avatar #140 - greyswordsman (09/14/2014) [-]
...lets see, xi=x11∙x4∙...∙xn ~ of 30, 3.57% over 84.96 , and this is assuming that it will be available on the 20th, 11(x) ∝ 24(x), mmmm
if i do 2 matches a day, i will play just enough smash til october 3rd
#82 - aabbccddeeffgghhii (09/13/2014) [-]
YEAH BUT DAD GAMER CRED MAN!
#85 - batham (09/13/2014) [-]
Gamer cred is paying $90 for a demo that will be free in one week?
User avatar #138 - deviousdanish (09/14/2014) [-]
The public demo is limited to 30 plays.
User avatar #91 - aabbccddeeffgghhii (09/13/2014) [-]
"I played this game we've been waiting for years for a week before you"

Gamer cred.
#97 - batham (09/13/2014) [-]
You mean
"I wasted money to play a demo of a game we've been watiing for years for a week before you, unless you played it at Best Buy or something"
More like stupid cred.
User avatar #83 - aabbccddeeffgghhii (09/13/2014) [-]
Dat... Not dad... fucking dat.
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User avatar #11 - joshlol (09/20/2014) [-]
interesting username
User avatar #8 to #7 - aabbccddeeffgghhii (06/20/2014) [-]
Well thats not very nice.
User avatar #5 - haranaslicer (06/15/2014) [-]
Can i have your toast?
User avatar #6 to #5 - aabbccddeeffgghhii (06/15/2014) [-]
No. Get your own toast you bum!
User avatar #1 - andranadu ONLINE (03/02/2014) [-]
nice name
User avatar #2 to #1 - aabbccddeeffgghhii (03/02/2014) [-]
Thanks! Took me ages to think of!
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