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|#31 - Me and y friends are currently on the last Heist and it is No… [+] (10 new replies)||04/22/2015 on TFW you heist with your...||0|
#63 - anonymous (04/22/2015) [-]
I don't remember that part being that hard. We just shot down the heli and laid a trap with sticky bombs. All that was left was the driver and the jeep behind the truck and we killed them easy. Then we had one guy get in with the driver and kill the dudes in front while the other two defend the back. I don't think we failed on that one.
#37 - brokentrucker (04/22/2015) [-]
Oh, okay, yeah. That one gave us some trouble on the first run.
You might want someone to have an armored Kuruma max'd out, or an Insurgent PV to take you to the bridge.
Once you get there, everyone who's anyone with anything equips a heavy sniper and zooms in over the sea where the convoy is approaching from and just starts royally shitting on that chopper. Heavy sniper is best, but an eagle eye'd normal sniper can down the pilot, and four normal snipers should put it down fairly easily too.
The key there is getting rid of that chopper ASAP. Once that's done, you'll want one or two guys on marksman rifle duty, and the car of choice already blocking the road used as cover. Marksman needs to first focus on taking out the driver of the truck, then the gunner on the insurgent escort, then it's a free fire for him. Everyone else just focuses on whoever is shooting at you at the time.
Once that's cleared, get in the truck, then get RIGHT back out. You shouldn't have any ground troops for a moment, but, if you do, shouldn't be much of an issue. The two choppers will be approaching from over the Alamo Sea. One of them from FAR south coming over the radio tower where the mission "Satellite Communications" takes place. Same as before, have as much long range firepower going onto them as possible. The south one will be out of range for quite a while, but the other will be much closer. Have someone ready with RPG/Homing Launcher, just in case.
Once the choppers are dealt with, I think it's just an instance of ditching MerryWeather. Have two people get in the insurgent with a gun, then one in the truck, and finally, last person in your Kuruma (which works the best). Kuruma takes point and focuses on braking roadblocks and slamming the jeeps away from your truck. The insurgent lags behind the truck and just sprays down the jeeps, focusing as much as it can on ones that aren't literally on top of the truck, so you don't blow both up.
The Armored Kuruma is and offroading beast, so it shouldn't have much trouble getting around. Your goal is the garage in Grapeseed where you took the signal guy, so, loop around grapeseed if you have to.
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|#49 - Holy **** i didn't even know that was a thing. … [+] (1 new reply)||04/17/2015 on Do You Even Lift?||+1|
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|#45 - Just hug them, go "There there..." and squeeze them … [+] (3 new replies)||04/16/2015 on Do You Even Lift?||+2|
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|#40 - Body builders go for more shape than pure muscle mass. … [+] (16 new replies)||04/16/2015 on Do You Even Lift?||+103|
#44 - pwnagraphy (04/16/2015) [-]
And this is why I train for Strongman, and why nobody understands why I train for Strongman
"Anon I thought you go to the gym like all the time since you're not in school and have a coach thingy?"
I do. What's your point?
"You don't want a Beach-Bod?"
Proceeds everyone making "Lol anons a liar he doesn't go to the gym he's fat lol" until they need me to move shit for them
#106 - jvizzlez (04/17/2015) [-]
I had/have an arabic friend that loves powerlifting and strongman competitions, he told me he's currently #3 or #2 in MD for his age group, and he looks legit like a fucking monster. His legs are normal looking, if a little bit muscular, but his upper body is thick as a tree trunk and his arms are as big as an average bodybuilder's legs.
There's no way anyone would mistake him for just being fat... or at least, any sane person.
#126 - anonymous (04/17/2015) [-]
he needs stronger legs then....they are what holds him up...never skip leg day.
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#44 - Zedotelhado (04/16/2015) [-]
Some languages do name translation to names that have the same ethymological root.
Mostly the Romance languages. In example, Paul is an English name that Spain and Portugal translate to "Paulo", their own evolution of the original latin "Paulus".
Sometimes taken up to the extreme when some incompetent translators decide to do that to names of places (most blatant example being George RR Martin's books where places like Riverrun and Winterfell are "translated" to, in Portuguese, Racing River Land and Fall of Winterland".
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#32 - mattdoggy (04/15/2015) [-]
Agreeing with both of you in some ways
A homeless person won't get a dollar from you and then turn their life around, but at the same time they have needs that nee dot be met so they can keep on living in say way shape or form.
The ideal thing to do is to provide a place where an individual can receive some way to better themselves, like learning a job skill or craft, and also receive living essentials such as food, clothing, shelter, etc.
These programs often fail though due to lack of funding, public apathy, the mental instability of the individuals, unlivable shelter conditions, or shame in receiving the help.
The homeless care programs need a revamping and public help, but it is at the bottom of the list on the political agenda
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