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#10 - Try working in a shop you ******* Cretin. …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/05/2014 on Christmas music +4
#16 - scrooge (12/05/2014) [-]
Bah humbug.
#13 - proughboy (12/05/2014) [-]
Haha I totally imagined it was the baby saying that
#11 - mikjall (12/05/2014) [-]
I agree with you friend. Before my carpentry, I used to work in a pub/bottleshop, and every bogan inebriate that stumbled into the bottl-o upstairs would make some half-wits attempt at a clever pun about "Merry christmas man! got any freebies?" or like you said "Wheres the xmas spirit bro?" .... I'm at work you imbecile, my christmas spirit is waiting outside the fucking door when I leave, now if you'd like to exit my store without having a wine bottle inside of you, then leave now you fuck.
#13 - Easy, couldn't think of a username for my new account, so i ty…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/05/2014 on aabbccddeeffgghhii's profile 0
User avatar #14 - superblade (12/05/2014) [-]
Make sense

Proceed
#42 - Jesus Christ thats hilarious. 12/05/2014 on Funny junk at 5870x1080 -1
#34 - Guys i've found the song I… 12/05/2014 on The fad is dead -2
#150 - I love FunnyJunk because were all sad, pathetic people with no… 12/05/2014 on Why I love FJ 0
#21 - Chocolate Flavoured Drink? Jesus, im imagining like, …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/05/2014 on Fanta Stick 0
User avatar #23 - GoReMoTe (12/05/2014) [-]
Been a while since I had it, but I remember something like very watered down milk with a crapload of sugar dumped in.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yoo-hoo
Oh hey, that's pretty much exactly what it is lol. The company website claims it originated in New Jersey, which would explain a lot.
#32 - Is it the same guy?  [+] (3 new replies) 12/05/2014 on Give in +5
User avatar #69 - monkeybrains (12/05/2014) [-]
He also did this. THOR CANDY
User avatar #34 - lordreginald (12/05/2014) [-]
Yessir
User avatar #33 - Athkore (12/05/2014) [-]
Yes. Stamper IIRC.
#16 - And by "Constantly working" I mean "Constantly …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/05/2014 on Amazon workers be like +9
User avatar #17 - richardastley (12/05/2014) [-]
Other than the being fired on the spot part (which I never buy when people tell me), that doesn't sound the worst. There are tons of jobs where you stay on your feet all the time.
User avatar #23 - aabbccddeeffgghhii (12/05/2014) [-]
You have no idea.

I know a guy who works with me who had to sit in on a disciplinary at amazon and it was purely because the guy who was having the disciplinary had taken three sick days. When Amazon put you on a disciplinary though, you're basically fired. Its nothing more than a formality.

And Amazon is another level of "on your feet" job. You're up and down flights of stairs all day, pushing heavier and heavier carts and you're on a timer. You only get a minute or so to pick each item before you're handheld scanner beeps and basically said "You dun fucked up." And the kicker is whether what you need to get is 3 feet or 3 floors away, you only get the same timer to pick it. Its hell to work in. And the management at the end of the day look at your "Percentage" of pickups and scald you.

Its not so much being on your feet, its the conditions you work in that are atrocious.
User avatar #41 - richardastley (12/05/2014) [-]
Sounds like a $12/hour construction job to me. Definitely not pleasant, but it's an honest living.
#15 - Actually working for Amazon is a ******* joke. …  [+] (9 new replies) 12/05/2014 on Amazon workers be like +40
#110 - anonymous (12/05/2014) [-]
At the Amazon I work at, the only ones that go by a "points" system are the ones hired by the temp agency. Those of us who were hired directly by Amazon are given 20 hours of paid time, which can be used in minute increments, and 30 hours of unpaid time, usable in hours only, right when we start. We also get to sign up for healthcare on the first day of our orientation, and it's pretty decent coverage. Vision/dental included.

I guess my warehouse is just one of the better ones that exists. PHL7 for those who are curious.
User avatar #73 - nigeltheoutlaw (12/05/2014) [-]
That doesn't sound funny at all though.
User avatar #27 - JebusOfSerbia (12/05/2014) [-]
All these fellow Amazon workers (I quit a few months ago because fuck it, I have savings.)
My question to you all is this: What were the best items you picked/packed/stowed/saw?
My top five are: 1 Fuck Me Silly Sista - 13lb of rubber female chest with pussy, ass, and tits molded for you to fuck.
2 The Man Rammer - huge dildo that was the length and almost thickness of my forearm. The thing even had a crossguard.
3 A huge 14" double ended "junior size" dildo.
4 Pack of 300 condoms someone ordered along with a pop up Valentine's Day card.
5 Full sized authentic Glamdring replica which we took out the box to play with a few times.
#22 - anonymous (12/05/2014) [-]
I work at Amazon as well, though we have a 6 point system. Its only bad if your picking or stowing, otherwise its easy. I mean, I literally sit there and bubblewrap shit all day.
User avatar #37 - Churchandtex (12/05/2014) [-]
I had a job in a warehouse picking, shit sucks.
User avatar #16 - aabbccddeeffgghhii (12/05/2014) [-]
And by "Constantly working" I mean "Constantly Walking"

Of course your going to be constantly working, its a fucking job.
User avatar #17 - richardastley (12/05/2014) [-]
Other than the being fired on the spot part (which I never buy when people tell me), that doesn't sound the worst. There are tons of jobs where you stay on your feet all the time.
User avatar #23 - aabbccddeeffgghhii (12/05/2014) [-]
You have no idea.

I know a guy who works with me who had to sit in on a disciplinary at amazon and it was purely because the guy who was having the disciplinary had taken three sick days. When Amazon put you on a disciplinary though, you're basically fired. Its nothing more than a formality.

And Amazon is another level of "on your feet" job. You're up and down flights of stairs all day, pushing heavier and heavier carts and you're on a timer. You only get a minute or so to pick each item before you're handheld scanner beeps and basically said "You dun fucked up." And the kicker is whether what you need to get is 3 feet or 3 floors away, you only get the same timer to pick it. Its hell to work in. And the management at the end of the day look at your "Percentage" of pickups and scald you.

Its not so much being on your feet, its the conditions you work in that are atrocious.
User avatar #41 - richardastley (12/05/2014) [-]
Sounds like a $12/hour construction job to me. Definitely not pleasant, but it's an honest living.
#15 - Is that what she told you?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/04/2014 on Bill Nye telling it like it is +2
User avatar #16 - jjamesgordon (12/04/2014) [-]
Lol, no. I haven't been snipped.
#17 - Wait... Is Yoo-Hoo just Chocolate Milk... In a can? A…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/04/2014 on Fanta Stick 0
User avatar #19 - GoReMoTe (12/05/2014) [-]
It's not even chocolate milk, it's "chocolate-flavored drink". To be honest, none of us are really sure what it's made from. I personally can't stand the stuff, but there are people who love it and will chug it down.
User avatar #26 - ferrettamer (12/05/2014) [-]
it's fucking great you just don't understand
User avatar #21 - aabbccddeeffgghhii (12/05/2014) [-]
Chocolate Flavoured Drink?

Jesus, im imagining like, Nesquik mixed with water.

Is it water textured or more thick so its a little like milk.

America confuses me to no end.
User avatar #23 - GoReMoTe (12/05/2014) [-]
Been a while since I had it, but I remember something like very watered down milk with a crapload of sugar dumped in.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yoo-hoo
Oh hey, that's pretty much exactly what it is lol. The company website claims it originated in New Jersey, which would explain a lot.
#30 - I wonder how they connected to her so they could download the … 12/04/2014 on sasuke sama 0
#125 - Jesus is this how bad its getting? 12/04/2014 on american history in a nutshell +1
#75 - I love FMA but I only have one Gif, but its of Alex Armstrong …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/04/2014 on (untitled) +1
#100 - thunderpony (12/05/2014) [-]
Here you go, have another.
#31 - Legal age is 16 actually so they'd probably only have to …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/04/2014 on Those eyes +4
User avatar #48 - demigodofmadness (12/04/2014) [-]
I bet Ashton Kutcher, and the other 1 and a half men fuck every single gay man every single day.
#46 - Actually Maltesers were released before Whoppers so you can ac…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/04/2014 on Maltesers +15
User avatar #115 - FightClub (12/04/2014) [-]
holy fuck this dude takes maltesers personally
User avatar #91 - capslockrage (12/04/2014) [-]
Nah mate, whoppers came first, educate yourself you dumb cunt
User avatar #66 - blamie (12/04/2014) [-]
Wow, you sure are angry about a simple candy. Maybe you forgot to take into account the fact that I don't give a fuck. They are literally the same thing, it doesn't matter who came first.
#81 - Mumford (12/04/2014) [-]
>Tries to be funny with false comment
>Gets told
>"Y us so mad, i don't give a fuck yolo"

Stop being a twat.
User avatar #120 - blamie (12/04/2014) [-]
Le meme arrows
I wasn't trying to be funny. i was drawing a conclusion you stupid fuck.
#65 - anonymous (12/04/2014) [-]
So, they are still the same thing as the worst chocolate candy in the world. Got it.
#30 - Snuck. You snuck it home. ******* snook.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/02/2014 on Predators +14
#76 - beccakingx (12/03/2014) [-]
Hey I said I was good at art, not English
User avatar #74 - phenact (12/03/2014) [-]
maybe hes scottish
#13 - I am ashamed. 12/02/2014 on Damn It /k/ 0
#6 - I love the Hunger Games. 12/02/2014 on Heggerd +30
#21 - ... Dont know if thats a reference. ... Even more don…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/01/2014 on What a Deal +1
User avatar #30 - xsirwafflezx (12/01/2014) [-]
I'll give you two words;
Poop
Skyrim
#11 - "Free shipping with prime where available." …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/30/2014 on What a Deal +6
User avatar #35 - crazyguyindahood (12/01/2014) [-]
Prime is $80 per year though.
#79 - Can people take a joke in England?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/29/2014 on God Shave the Queen 0
User avatar #82 - jamalot (11/30/2014) [-]
yes
#39 - God that is so much better! Missed an opportunity.  [+] (4 new replies) 11/28/2014 on FJ's comments 2 +3
#51 - geeg (11/28/2014) [-]
Nah, this ones clearly superior.
#60 - dorfdorfdorf (11/29/2014) [-]
bitch get on my level
#84 - furiousmarshmellow (11/29/2014) [-]
#66 - themarineelite (11/29/2014) [-]
ME HOY MINOY
#13 - BUT MAAA YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME! … 11/28/2014 on solid advice 0
#6 - "Lol, every country that doesn't speak English has … 11/28/2014 on The good ole US of A +4
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User avatar #16 - imboyo (12/23/2014) [-]
I heard you made a big mistake recently and got thumbed down to the hundreds.
User avatar #15 - zhater (12/23/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #12 - superblade ONLINE (12/05/2014) [-]
I'm a trying to figure out how you got that name
User avatar #13 to #12 - aabbccddeeffgghhii (12/05/2014) [-]
Easy, couldn't think of a username for my new account, so i typed in the alphabet. The straight alphabet was taken so i just doubled up until i reached the character limit.
User avatar #14 to #13 - superblade ONLINE (12/05/2014) [-]
Make sense

Proceed
User avatar #11 - joshlol, inventor of being lonely (09/20/2014) [-]
interesting username
User avatar #8 to #7 - aabbccddeeffgghhii (06/20/2014) [-]
Well thats not very nice.
User avatar #5 - haranaslicer (06/15/2014) [-]
Can i have your toast?
User avatar #6 to #5 - aabbccddeeffgghhii (06/15/2014) [-]
No. Get your own toast you bum!
User avatar #2 to #1 - aabbccddeeffgghhii (03/02/2014) [-]
Thanks! Took me ages to think of!
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