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#31 - Me and y friends are currently on the last Heist and it is No…  [+] (10 new replies) 04/22/2015 on TFW you heist with your... 0
#63 - anonymous (04/22/2015) [-]
I don't remember that part being that hard. We just shot down the heli and laid a trap with sticky bombs. All that was left was the driver and the jeep behind the truck and we killed them easy. Then we had one guy get in with the driver and kill the dudes in front while the other two defend the back. I don't think we failed on that one.
User avatar #33 - brokentrucker (04/22/2015) [-]
What truck did you have to steal? I don't remember that on the last heist.

I've done criminal mastermind with my friends, so I can help you with protips and hax on how to winrar the challenge.
User avatar #35 - aabbccddeeffgghhii (04/22/2015) [-]
I suppose you don't need to steal th truck, just whats in the crates on the back of the truck.
User avatar #34 - aabbccddeeffgghhii (04/22/2015) [-]
Its a military Truck. You have to block a bridge and ambush a convoy to get it then drive it away.

I'm not too sure what you have to do after that because the truck keeps getting destroyed by Army Choppers.
User avatar #37 - brokentrucker (04/22/2015) [-]
Oh, okay, yeah. That one gave us some trouble on the first run.

You might want someone to have an armored Kuruma max'd out, or an Insurgent PV to take you to the bridge.

Once you get there, everyone who's anyone with anything equips a heavy sniper and zooms in over the sea where the convoy is approaching from and just starts royally shitting on that chopper. Heavy sniper is best, but an eagle eye'd normal sniper can down the pilot, and four normal snipers should put it down fairly easily too.

The key there is getting rid of that chopper ASAP. Once that's done, you'll want one or two guys on marksman rifle duty, and the car of choice already blocking the road used as cover. Marksman needs to first focus on taking out the driver of the truck, then the gunner on the insurgent escort, then it's a free fire for him. Everyone else just focuses on whoever is shooting at you at the time.

Once that's cleared, get in the truck, then get RIGHT back out. You shouldn't have any ground troops for a moment, but, if you do, shouldn't be much of an issue. The two choppers will be approaching from over the Alamo Sea. One of them from FAR south coming over the radio tower where the mission "Satellite Communications" takes place. Same as before, have as much long range firepower going onto them as possible. The south one will be out of range for quite a while, but the other will be much closer. Have someone ready with RPG/Homing Launcher, just in case.

Once the choppers are dealt with, I think it's just an instance of ditching MerryWeather. Have two people get in the insurgent with a gun, then one in the truck, and finally, last person in your Kuruma (which works the best). Kuruma takes point and focuses on braking roadblocks and slamming the jeeps away from your truck. The insurgent lags behind the truck and just sprays down the jeeps, focusing as much as it can on ones that aren't literally on top of the truck, so you don't blow both up.

The Armored Kuruma is and offroading beast, so it shouldn't have much trouble getting around. Your goal is the garage in Grapeseed where you took the signal guy, so, loop around grapeseed if you have to.
#42 - bewailedbadger (04/22/2015) [-]
My group consists of three people, two of us are marksmen. We took down the chopper, then when they stopped on the bridge, our marksmen sniped out the drivers of the convoy, and the other two ran down with rifles and shotguns.
User avatar #48 - brokentrucker (04/22/2015) [-]
That works too.
#49 - bewailedbadger (04/22/2015) [-]
As for the escape, we had our driver in the Truck, and three people in the Gunsergent, one driving, one drive-by shooting and me in the turret. I focused on helis and vehicles, and other than that we mostly just plowed through everything.
User avatar #50 - brokentrucker (04/22/2015) [-]
Those heli's will poop on you with missiles, so we take em out first.
#51 - bewailedbadger (04/22/2015) [-]
That's what I did. I took them out with the mounted MG before they got close enough to shoot.
#91 - Average apple fans inteligence as he writes on … 04/21/2015 on Using apple watch +2
#13 - Jesus Christ i'm genuinely surprised how good and catchy this … 04/20/2015 on Shiny teeth and DanMachi +2
#25 - I've never seen DBZ but if this is what i'd be in store for, i…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/19/2015 on chaika.jpeg +9
User avatar #72 - gleegifs (04/20/2015) [-]
Watch dbz kai if you have a shit attention span
#59 - shadowbringerx (04/20/2015) [-]
#26 - janosaudron (04/19/2015) [-]
this is abridged. Regular DBZ is more screaming
User avatar #41 - legionofmudkip (04/20/2015) [-]
isnt DBZ mostly screaming?
#11 - Picture 04/17/2015 on huh. +14
#28 - "Yarp"  [+] (3 new replies) 04/17/2015 on GoT actors (s4-s5) off set +48
#113 - sliderfox (04/17/2015) [-]
User avatar #94 - istoleyoursoxs (04/17/2015) [-]
#86 - DDay (04/17/2015) [-]
Nigga looks like a used car salesman
#49 - Holy **** i didn't even know that was a thing. …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/17/2015 on Do You Even Lift? +1
#85 - valigar (04/17/2015) [-]
"Kill Bill... just watched that yesterday for the first time"
#5 - "Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?" 04/16/2015 on Shit's Old +1
#45 - Just hug them, go "There there..." and squeeze them …  [+] (3 new replies) 04/16/2015 on Do You Even Lift? +2
User avatar #48 - pwnagraphy (04/16/2015) [-]
Second Fatality Kotal Kahn Mortal Kombat X

Surprisingly enough this has been my obsession over the past 2 days
#49 - aabbccddeeffgghhii (04/17/2015) [-]
Holy shit i didn't even know that was a thing.

What an actual, genuine, coincidence.

Also I was thinking more of a Kill Bill blood geyser... Seeing as I just watched that yesterday for the first time
#85 - valigar (04/17/2015) [-]
"Kill Bill... just watched that yesterday for the first time"
#21 - I think "I'm sorry" Would be a kick ******* a… 04/16/2015 on The Terrors of the Battlefield +3
#40 - Body builders go for more shape than pure muscle mass. …  [+] (16 new replies) 04/16/2015 on Do You Even Lift? +103
#75 - lapaat (04/17/2015) [-]
Yeah well, imo bodybuilders look nasty and vascular. Strongmen are like sexy teddy bears.
User avatar #84 - valigar (04/17/2015) [-]
*giant, strong-as-fuck teddy bears
User avatar #44 - pwnagraphy (04/16/2015) [-]
And this is why I train for Strongman, and why nobody understands why I train for Strongman

"Anon I thought you go to the gym like all the time since you're not in school and have a coach thingy?"
I do. What's your point?
"You don't want a Beach-Bod?"

Proceeds everyone making "Lol anons a liar he doesn't go to the gym he's fat lol" until they need me to move shit for them
#70 - hymncz (04/17/2015) [-]
I sympathize with your pain. I am not fit myself, but had a friend who was "big strong" without the gym body, but no one recognize him as strong because of the appearance itself. Here's a pic you can show people to let people easily understand though.
User avatar #128 - niggernazi (04/17/2015) [-]
LOL i soo have the body builders body. Fuck im sexy.
#142 - itszyzzbrah (04/17/2015) [-]
User avatar #133 - nimba (04/17/2015) [-]
no you're just fat and deluded
User avatar #134 - niggernazi (04/17/2015) [-]
I am not fat at all. I am very fit. But these three days i have sat in one exact spot and got a huge pimple on my left asscheek just because of it. Fucking disgusting but it kinda hurts like hell when i accidentally sit on the pimple. Please help me.
User avatar #135 - nimba (04/17/2015) [-]
I heard aroma therapy can help with your problem, try mixing bleach and ammonia and inhaling deeply
User avatar #136 - niggernazi (04/17/2015) [-]
Nah im just gonna wait and pray to god for it to dissapear.
User avatar #106 - jvizzlez (04/17/2015) [-]
I had/have an arabic friend that loves powerlifting and strongman competitions, he told me he's currently #3 or #2 in MD for his age group, and he looks legit like a fucking monster. His legs are normal looking, if a little bit muscular, but his upper body is thick as a tree trunk and his arms are as big as an average bodybuilder's legs.

There's no way anyone would mistake him for just being fat... or at least, any sane person.
#126 - anonymous (04/17/2015) [-]
he needs stronger legs then....they are what holds him up...never skip leg day.
User avatar #45 - aabbccddeeffgghhii (04/16/2015) [-]
Just hug them, go "There there..." and squeeze them so hard until their heads pop off and blood spouts out like a fucking geyser.
User avatar #48 - pwnagraphy (04/16/2015) [-]
Second Fatality Kotal Kahn Mortal Kombat X

Surprisingly enough this has been my obsession over the past 2 days
#49 - aabbccddeeffgghhii (04/17/2015) [-]
Holy shit i didn't even know that was a thing.

What an actual, genuine, coincidence.

Also I was thinking more of a Kill Bill blood geyser... Seeing as I just watched that yesterday for the first time
#85 - valigar (04/17/2015) [-]
"Kill Bill... just watched that yesterday for the first time"
#37 - Thats strang, really strange. Names are Names no matt…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/16/2015 on Wfftipwff +4
User avatar #44 - Zedotelhado (04/16/2015) [-]
Some languages do name translation to names that have the same ethymological root.

Mostly the Romance languages. In example, Paul is an English name that Spain and Portugal translate to "Paulo", their own evolution of the original latin "Paulus".

Sometimes taken up to the extreme when some incompetent translators decide to do that to names of places (most blatant example being George RR Martin's books where places like Riverrun and Winterfell are "translated" to, in Portuguese, Racing River Land and Fall of Winterland".
#15 - Englands National Animal is the Lion. Wales' is the Welsh … 04/15/2015 on America vs Britain -1
#4 - Pssst.... Its not real... 04/15/2015 on Ice Cold Popsicle 0
#20 - Picture 04/15/2015 on Do the jingle 0
#47 - Not enough of a change for me to sacrifice my 60FPS Ultra Vani…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/15/2015 on Skyrim: Mod it until it... 0
User avatar #60 - armwulf (04/15/2015) [-]
ENB's only REALLY impact performance when a memory leak is involved.
#21 - "Heres a sandwich. Hope it gets you of the street!" …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/14/2015 on Worst Politician Ever +4
User avatar #74 - gtaant (04/19/2015) [-]
You know that's not what I was suggesting. Like I said, food and a chat will help in the here and now. Time and money to a charity will help in the long term. Cash in hand is too easily spent and not always on what someone needs.
User avatar #32 - mattdoggy (04/15/2015) [-]
Agreeing with both of you in some ways

A homeless person won't get a dollar from you and then turn their life around, but at the same time they have needs that nee dot be met so they can keep on living in say way shape or form.

The ideal thing to do is to provide a place where an individual can receive some way to better themselves, like learning a job skill or craft, and also receive living essentials such as food, clothing, shelter, etc.

These programs often fail though due to lack of funding, public apathy, the mental instability of the individuals, unlivable shelter conditions, or shame in receiving the help.

The homeless care programs need a revamping and public help, but it is at the bottom of the list on the political agenda
#5 - He had a massive female following, if he wanted to he could ha…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/14/2015 on Blitzkreig +12
User avatar #16 - comicsansisback (04/15/2015) [-]
"Görtemaker notes that Braun and Hitler enjoyed a normal sex life. Braun's friends and relatives described Eva giggling over a 1938 photograph of Neville Chamberlain sitting on a sofa in Hitler's Munich flat with the remark: 'If only he knew what goings-on that sofa has seen.'"
#16 - Scenery of North Wales you say? 04/14/2015 on Appreciate the small things 0
#24 - What do you mean in my head? I have no shame. 04/14/2015 on I'm sorry 0
#22 - Wat 04/14/2015 on wat +2
#48 - I had a ******* weird dream last night. I was walking t… 04/14/2015 on Black Social Media Pt. 3 +2
#49 - Everytime I see this, I remember a quote from a British Office… 04/13/2015 on Gun for Sale -1
#222 - You know what happened with our First Female Prime Minister? … 04/13/2015 on bait quality: uchihalover +1
#156 - I always preferred New Vegas. Something to do with t… 04/13/2015 on RPG 0


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I heard you made a big mistake recently and got thumbed down to the hundreds.
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**** you
User avatar #12 - superblade (12/05/2014) [-]
I'm a trying to figure out how you got that name
User avatar #13 to #12 - aabbccddeeffgghhii (12/05/2014) [-]
Easy, couldn't think of a username for my new account, so i typed in the alphabet. The straight alphabet was taken so i just doubled up until i reached the character limit.
User avatar #14 to #13 - superblade (12/05/2014) [-]
Make sense

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interesting username
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User avatar #8 to #7 - aabbccddeeffgghhii (06/20/2014) [-]
Well thats not very nice.
User avatar #5 - haranaslicer (06/15/2014) [-]
Can i have your toast?
User avatar #6 to #5 - aabbccddeeffgghhii (06/15/2014) [-]
No. Get your own toast you bum!
User avatar #1 - andranadu (03/02/2014) [-]
nice name
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Thanks! Took me ages to think of!
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