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#18 - God damn it Americans. Why do you have to only give cool …  [+] (19 new replies) 01/12/2015 on Pizzaweed Pepperoni... +15
#43 - reginleif (01/12/2015) [-]
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**reginleif rolled image** Look Welsh guy.... what you said was complete bullshit. Euros always get the cool video game bundles and collector's editions.... what do Americans, the largest Western demographic and loyal consumer base gets?

200 potions. It's not always great to be American.
User avatar #69 - garymuthafuknoak (01/13/2015) [-]
im still pissed europe gets the ambassador 3ds even though I am an ambassador
#72 - reginleif (01/13/2015) [-]
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**reginleif rolled image** Japan and Europe get plenty of shit we don't. :/ We kinda deserve cheap shit-grade pizza at the very least.
User avatar #73 - garymuthafuknoak (01/13/2015) [-]
I wish I had as many pizza options as the states tho
#74 - reginleif (01/13/2015) [-]
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**reginleif rolled image** In this very specific case, the pizza really isn't that good. It's quite literally filler. It's just cheap and it turns out that lot's of countries don't have access to incredibly cheap calories, especially in Europe.
User avatar #51 - aabbccddeeffgghhii (01/12/2015) [-]
Not everything is about Games you know.
#63 - Greevon (01/13/2015) [-]
What the fuck did you just say you little shit?
User avatar #67 - aabbccddeeffgghhii (01/13/2015) [-]
U wot m8?
User avatar #68 - Greevon (01/13/2015) [-]
Games is everything.

But seriously, sucks about the pizza situation, bro.
User avatar #56 - reginleif (01/12/2015) [-]
:/ At the end of the day the pizza will be gone, but you'll have a nice metallic notebook.
#19 - aabbccddeeffgghhii (01/12/2015) [-]

Google has resulted in me finding out theres a genuine Papa Johns in Swansea, UK, where i live.

Unfortunately, the fucking code doesn't work and they don't deliver anyway.

I am, once again, disappointed.
#71 - hillbillypowpow (01/13/2015) [-]
Don't worry buddy. Papa Johns is shit.
User avatar #53 - pharoc (01/12/2015) [-]
wait what? where the fuck is papa johns in swansea?
User avatar #54 - aabbccddeeffgghhii (01/12/2015) [-]
On a back Street somewhere.

I didn't even search for Papa Johns in Swansea, google just auto completed it for me.
#27 - asdffes (01/12/2015) [-]
don't worry...You're not missing anything.
User avatar #23 - aquaticpumpkin (01/12/2015) [-]
Don't worry, I had papa johns in Chester and it tasted like sweaty testicles.
User avatar #64 - Greevon (01/13/2015) [-]
Papa Johns is the only good fast food pizza place here in Texas. At least, Collin county anyway. Dominos is alright, but only if you're not the one paying for it. Pizza Hut is fucking terrible here, but it's usually combined with a Taco Bell, so you can always just go "maybe I'll get some shit tacos instead of shit pizza" at the last second. And then you can enjoy the orgasmic Taco Bell shits.
User avatar #80 - aquaticpumpkin (01/13/2015) [-]
I wish it was that good near me, the rankings for pizza chains are
1. pizza hut
2. Dominos
3. Papa Johns

Some of the smaller delivery places though are amazing, much better than the big lot. Cheaper too!
User avatar #87 - aabbccddeeffgghhii (01/13/2015) [-]
Theres a place by me called Yummies. There Pizza is ok, but you can get 2 12" Pizzas for a tenner.

My brother ordered a pizza from Dominoes the other day, cost him £18

Shits expensive
#62 - Whats cool about the Victoria Cross is that every single one t… 01/12/2015 on History's Badasses Comp. 5 + 6 0
#76 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/12/2015 on Mudskipper.jpg +3
User avatar #98 - Sexysammich (01/13/2015) [-]
There is absolutely a chance.
#67 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/12/2015 on Your Top +9
#69 - granadablashlack (01/12/2015) [-]
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#19 - Stop making me feel these feels. 01/12/2015 on i went 100 to 0 nigga real... +3
#8 - Thats kinda like my Dashboard now... Oh thats not a e…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/12/2015 on accurate +1
User avatar #9 - jokexplain (01/12/2015) [-]
Go find yourself a big ol cuddly mechanic

solve both problems
#19 - -He had a bad foot/leg and could barely stand. -Even …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/12/2015 on Like... really? 0
#21 - tyrathius (01/12/2015) [-]
Tyrion also had basically nothing to lose when he demanded the trial. With Ned that's not the case, since the Lannisters were also holding his daughters (or at least Sansa) and would have punished them if he'd tried anything. That's the whole reason he "confessed" to begin with.
#8 - She wasn't.  [+] (3 new replies) 01/11/2015 on Feminism isn't a "hate"... +5
User avatar #21 - vorigan (01/11/2015) [-]
What the fuck is a menist?
User avatar #27 - icytime (01/11/2015) [-]
She was going for Masculinist but just fucked up.
#19 - anonexplains (01/11/2015) [-]
Is the bitch too stupid to realize that it's actually called masculinists?
#4 - I was talking to one of my friends who basically lives on tumb…  [+] (8 new replies) 01/11/2015 on Feminism isn't a "hate"... +33
#23 - senorfrog (01/11/2015) [-]
There are menists? Oh Jesus, the cycle is moving faster.
#9 - bible (01/11/2015) [-]
She's fucking right, though

I mean, I guess I'm one of the fucking few who thinks lowering themselves to being offended just like the other fucknuts makes you well, a fucknut all the same. I don't care if it's satirical, I fail to see how fighting mental retardation with even more mental retardation is going to fix a damn thing.

I live in this world too, like everyone else. I don't need people to tell me how advantaged or disadvantaged I am, regardless of my gender, sexuality, or whatever the fuck else people find necessary to bitch about. I already know what cards I'm holding in my hand. I don't need some feminist or menimist or whatever-the-fuck to tell me what they are, I'm fucking looking at them.

What if we stopped caring about these assholes? Call me hopeful, but I'm pretty sure this world won't turn into a feminazi haven if we stopped giving them attention, because in the real world those of the female gender aren't fucking crazy or stupid. They won't accept the "New feminist ideals"

Tl;Dr, FUCK all this sensitive bullshit, people can live without sucking their thumbs after every stubbed toe
#20 - anonexplains (01/11/2015) [-]
If you go to /r/mensrights on Reddit and read the comments you'll find out those guys aren't interested in shitting on women. The main reason the group was founded was due to women favoritism in the courts and men who lost their children or men who wen to prison due to women falsely accusing them of rape or abuse. There's even one video of a girl who actually thew herself out of a car so she could blame her bf.


Redpillers aren't the same as male rights activists just as SJWs aren't the same as feminists
User avatar #6 - schmuxy (01/11/2015) [-]
She might be referring to male-activist, fedora-wearing, cringeomatic superatheist "nice-guys". And they really are annoying
User avatar #8 - aabbccddeeffgghhii (01/11/2015) [-]
She wasn't.
User avatar #21 - vorigan (01/11/2015) [-]
What the fuck is a menist?
User avatar #27 - icytime (01/11/2015) [-]
She was going for Masculinist but just fucked up.
#19 - anonexplains (01/11/2015) [-]
Is the bitch too stupid to realize that it's actually called masculinists?
#46 - ...Thats obviously what that it. I'm a *******…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/11/2015 on tyler you dumb shit -1
#47 - verby (01/11/2015) [-]
I hope you feel better :3
#51 - thewellfuckguy (01/11/2015) [-]
Is it okay to randomly post ASS PORN?
#57 - funnyhound (01/11/2015) [-]
That's not ass porn, that's a picture of plants that got photo bombed by two women.
User avatar #59 - thewellfuckguy (01/11/2015) [-]
Food porn isn't actually porn either. BUT ITS DEF STILL PORN.
#54 - verby (01/11/2015) [-]
thats not porn. That's two lovely ladies showing us the jungle
#1499 - One hell of a ******* stutter.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2015 on Im currently on your mashed... +1
#1582 - dangerface (01/11/2015) [-]
EA Service telephone:
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#1488 - I don't even ******* know.  [+] (3 new replies) 01/11/2015 on Im currently on your mashed... 0
User avatar #1496 - ninjacowboy (01/11/2015) [-]
English teacher with a stutter?
User avatar #1499 - aabbccddeeffgghhii (01/11/2015) [-]
One hell of a fucking stutter.
#1582 - dangerface (01/11/2015) [-]
EA Service telephone:
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#81 - You do realise that nothing you just said changes the fact tha… 01/11/2015 on security checks 0
#77 - The One Ring, Diamond Ring, Saphire Ring, Gold Ring, ... Pink …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2015 on Puns 0
#94 - anonexplains (01/11/2015) [-]
If I were to guess, I'd say you're looking for words amethyst, lapis lazuli and emerald. However I'm bad with stones, so there is a high chance I'm wrong.
#37 - Ok the second one looks like half of a lower jaw to me, what t…  [+] (7 new replies) 01/11/2015 on tyler you dumb shit -1
#44 - verby (01/11/2015) [-]
User avatar #46 - aabbccddeeffgghhii (01/11/2015) [-]
...Thats obviously what that it.

I'm a fucking idiot.

#47 - verby (01/11/2015) [-]
I hope you feel better :3
#51 - thewellfuckguy (01/11/2015) [-]
Is it okay to randomly post ASS PORN?
#57 - funnyhound (01/11/2015) [-]
That's not ass porn, that's a picture of plants that got photo bombed by two women.
User avatar #59 - thewellfuckguy (01/11/2015) [-]
Food porn isn't actually porn either. BUT ITS DEF STILL PORN.
#54 - verby (01/11/2015) [-]
thats not porn. That's two lovely ladies showing us the jungle
#16 - Apple Fag here, no need to point it out to me. Just going to …  [+] (14 new replies) 01/11/2015 on Time to fap -46
#18 - OtisMcWonderful (01/11/2015) [-]
Well hi there Applefag. I hope you're aware that even Apple is adopting USB type C. Welcome to a future without shitty proprietary ports.

"A 12-inch MacBook Air reportedly launching later this year with a more compact design will be the first Apple device to adopt the USB 3.1 specification known as USB Type-C, a reversible plug similar to the iPhone’s Lightning port in nature, with enough pins to give it a large array of purposes, including charging the laptop.

That’s right, Apple is not only ditching traditional USBs, it’s also foregoing its own MagSafe charging standard in favor of the more exotic, multipurpose Type-C plug.

The only problem is that, according to the leak, the computer will sport a single such connector, making it somewhat imperative for the Mac makers in Cupertino to introduce accessories (hubs, adaptors) to permit multiple external connections. But that’s another story."

And they're also going to be going this way for newer iDevices, most likely. The EU is forcing Apple to use a standard like every other brand to combat "e-waste." This is the beginning of the end for Lightning.

Damn it feels good to keep up with technology and actually be knowledgeable about shit.
User avatar #45 - twofreegerbils (01/11/2015) [-]
It's like you don't even know that the Apple lightning connector is more capable than USB anything currently available.

Apple is finally giving it up because USB is finally catching up. The lightning cable is currently best in class in terms of features.
User avatar #51 - OtisMcWonderful (01/11/2015) [-]
It's like you don't know your tech history. Apple tried the same shit with Firewire back in the day. Yes, it was better than USB 1.0, just like Lightning is "better" than USB 2.0/3.0, but it means absolutely nothing when you're still using USB 2.0 as the interface on the other end of the cord . Firewire wasn't really a thing that caught on. There were a few printers and such that used it, sometimes you could find it on a select few motherboards, and it was on the first few iPods. Apple would prefer that Lightning catches on and everyone pays them to use it. The rest of the world doesn't fucking work that way. The fact of the matter is that an open standard is preferable to any kind of proprietary bullshit Apple or any other corporation can spew out.

On to the topic of Lightning in general. Where do you see these "better" features? Speed? That means nothing when you're connecting your iPhone to a USB 2.0 port. Using it for display output? Android phones had that years ago with MHL in the micro usb ports. Audio output? You could buy micro usb headphones and adapters years ago? Just what exactly is Apple trying to do with it besides bleed more money out of customer?

Fixed some typos.
#55 - anonexplains (01/11/2015) [-]
Firewire was very popular with higher-end video equipment that needed the maximum speed, 100% of the time that neither USB 1 or 2.0 could provide. True, Lightning doesn't do the user much good if the other end is using a USB 2.0. But in the same sense, a manufacturer flouting their device's USB 3.0 connectivity doesn't do the user much good if said device doesn't support UASP. It's the same old story as previous USB - bandwidth with no saturation. I'll whole-heartedly point out what Apple does wrong with their pricing and licensing, but I'm not going to fault them for making a proprietary design that does exactly what they advertise.
User avatar #58 - OtisMcWonderful (01/11/2015) [-]
Don't bring up things you can't fully argue. Assuming the device can fully utilize both, USB 2.0 offers a 480mb/s over Firewire 400's 400mb/s. Firewire 400 was the fastest available Firewire variety when USB 2.0 was released. Not too long after, Firewire 800 came about, which nearly doubled the speed of 400. However, not long after that, eSATA 300 came about. I only bring it up because of eSATAp, which is a hybrid USB/eSATA port. It offered up to 3Gb/s. Firewire 3200 finally caught up to that 3 years later. USB 3.0 nearly doubled the speeds of Firewire 3200 four years ago.

I'll be honest, I don't really care about any of this too much, and I'll agree that USB is far from perfect. I never even mentioned anything about USB being better at all in my original post. It's just that some butthurt Applefag knows I'm right, and felt the need to get defensive about something I didn't even bring up.

Sometimes the "push" is needed, whether it's by Microsoft, Apple, or whatever company. Moving away from these old standards is how progress can occur. But don't ever dare to think that proprietary anything will ever become or is worth having as some sort of standard. It's an overused comparison, but could you imagine how fucked we'd be if Volvo kept 3 point seat belts for themselves? Proprietary shit just causes fragmentation. Look at Apple. You want to use your old chargers? Sorry, fork over $30 for this passive adapter. People were pissed over that. USB type C might not share the same form factor as type A, but at least you know the adapter won't be overpriced to hell and back. Even now, you can get a type B to type A adapter for $1.26 with free shipping on Amazon. This is why we have standards that are put in place. No one wants to have to have a million fucking doohickeys all using different cables, ports, and interfaces, with a million different adapters to make them all work together.

Almost used up the letter count this time
User avatar #59 - OtisMcWonderful (01/11/2015) [-]
Ran out of space on the last one. I wanted to add this at the end.

Firewire didn't become the standard for the average consumer like Apple wanted. This is the position I'm speaking from when I say that Firewire never really caught on. It was a very fast interface for the time, so of course it would be used for a good number of high end uses.
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#23 - jamesten (01/11/2015) [-]
you know, they need to make the usb cords like the super strong ones
User avatar #24 - OtisMcWonderful (01/11/2015) [-]
That would be up to the manufacturer of the cable. Knowing Apple though, they'll make theirs just like the current USB>Lightning cables. It'll be priced 4 times what it's worth, it'll be made of shit materials, and would fray with normal usage.
#17 - anonexplains (01/11/2015) [-]
too bad that cable always costs around $15, even cheap china junk. USB can be found for a dollah
User avatar #39 - fuzzysixx (01/11/2015) [-]
A dollar for a USB cable? What a rip off, I paid between $0.57 and $0.64 US for my last few orders.
User avatar #47 - colegaleener (01/11/2015) [-]

you did it
#85 - fuzzysixx (01/11/2015) [-]
What did I do exactly?
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#513 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 01/09/2015 on looking for a mod or two 0
User avatar #514 - deltoraquest (01/09/2015) [-]
joke being I'm only 12 levels under
User avatar #515 - aabbccddeeffgghhii (01/09/2015) [-]
Joke being you in general.
I'm sorry that was mean
I'm not sorry
User avatar #517 - deltoraquest (01/09/2015) [-]


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User avatar #18 - carnivoreapples (01/13/2015) [-]
it is wonderful
User avatar #16 - imboyo (12/23/2014) [-]
I heard you made a big mistake recently and got thumbed down to the hundreds.
User avatar #15 - zhater (12/23/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #12 - superblade (12/05/2014) [-]
I'm a trying to figure out how you got that name
User avatar #13 to #12 - aabbccddeeffgghhii (12/05/2014) [-]
Easy, couldn't think of a username for my new account, so i typed in the alphabet. The straight alphabet was taken so i just doubled up until i reached the character limit.
User avatar #14 to #13 - superblade (12/05/2014) [-]
Make sense

User avatar #11 - joshlol (09/20/2014) [-]
interesting username
User avatar #8 to #7 - aabbccddeeffgghhii (06/20/2014) [-]
Well thats not very nice.
User avatar #5 - haranaslicer (06/15/2014) [-]
Can i have your toast?
User avatar #6 to #5 - aabbccddeeffgghhii (06/15/2014) [-]
No. Get your own toast you bum!
User avatar #1 - andranadu ONLINE (03/02/2014) [-]
nice name
User avatar #2 to #1 - aabbccddeeffgghhii (03/02/2014) [-]
Thanks! Took me ages to think of!
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