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Date Signed Up:2/26/2010
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User avatar #263 - gugek (11/22/2014) [-]
Good morning! I hope you have a fantastic day my friend .
User avatar #264 to #263 - aSARendarsFJWINWIN (11/23/2014) [-]
Thank you! I did!
User avatar #253 to #252 - aSARendarsFJWINWIN (09/08/2014) [-]
Hahaha, that's a great song.
User avatar #254 to #253 - syrianassassin (09/08/2014) [-]
happy you liked it
User avatar #255 to #254 - aSARendarsFJWINWIN (09/08/2014) [-]
Happy you showed it to me.
User avatar #256 to #255 - syrianassassin (09/08/2014) [-]
how is your day m8?
User avatar #257 to #256 - aSARendarsFJWINWIN (09/08/2014) [-]
It was pretty good, had a nice Sunday dinner and took a nap. How was yours?
User avatar #258 to #257 - syrianassassin (09/08/2014) [-]
im fine. im in work and finished my registration for this semester

this semester gonna be serious one
User avatar #259 to #258 - aSARendarsFJWINWIN (09/08/2014) [-]
I just started class here at a local college, it's not so bad. Whats the name of your school?
User avatar #260 to #259 - syrianassassin (09/08/2014) [-]
Arab Open University. and i study Information Technology & Computing.

i also work in the same university in the Administration Affairs as a trainer

www.google.com/maps/@29.2827195,47.9127636,468m/data=!3m1!1e3

what about you?
User avatar #261 to #260 - aSARendarsFJWINWIN (09/08/2014) [-]
John Wood Community College, I am currently pursuing an internship at a financial advisory, but I do not know if I will be able to take it, as I am unable to buy nice clothes for it, and it's sort of a swanky place.
User avatar #238 to #237 - aSARendarsFJWINWIN (08/31/2014) [-]
you're a funny guy syrian, I like you.
#239 to #238 - syrianassassin (08/31/2014) [-]
we never talked.

you are a nice buddy.
#243 to #242 - syrianassassin (08/31/2014) [-]
im omar mohammad omar 22 from syria
#244 to #243 - aSARendarsFJWINWIN (08/31/2014) [-]
I'm Mack Pierce, 18, from America.
#245 to #244 - syrianassassin (08/31/2014) [-]
nice to meet you, long ass usernamed american
nice to meet you, long ass usernamed american
#246 to #245 - aSARendarsFJWINWIN (08/31/2014) [-]
You too, Assasin from Syria.
#247 to #246 - syrianassassin (08/31/2014) [-]
you officially have a ********** who destroyed the religion board in FJ.

just for the lulz and preventing the neckbeards fedoras taking it
#248 to #247 - aSARendarsFJWINWIN (08/31/2014) [-]
Good on ya m8, nothing worse than a euphoric neckbeard 						********					 up a good thing.
Good on ya m8, nothing worse than a euphoric neckbeard ******** up a good thing.
#249 to #248 - syrianassassin (08/31/2014) [-]
i was innocent ;_;
i was a normal user who bring no harm to others. then one day i decided to have a very nice discussion, and this what happened www.funnyjunk.com/religion/54159#54159

after 1 month of more being trolled. i evolved to something that pissed off everyone who disagree with me. as what they call it (troll cannibal).

i feed on trolls. i bait them and enjoy the lulz for being baited.

here is some example: www.funnyjunk.com/religion/86055#86055

and the result is this: www.funnyjunk.com/religion/86143#86143

you also missed the anti JIDF storms. some JIDF got mad and started to whine we should all be ashamed of ourselves for being anti-Israeli.
User avatar #250 to #249 - aSARendarsFJWINWIN (08/31/2014) [-]
Jesus Christ that wall of **** , haha. You made a lot of people mad as fuuuuck.
#251 to #250 - syrianassassin (08/31/2014) [-]
now the religion board is just a ghost town. i went away 1 week and the people begged me to return.   
   
here is a msg from someone   
   
bkbvTip: Press the arrow keys to cycle messages« prev   next »   
Aug 18 2:12am   
youregay.lol to me   
We need you back on religion Omar, the fedora bunch are getting uppity.   
   
> syrianassassin said:    
> really?   
> see what happens when i dont come for a whole day..   
> but i will give it a whole week. talk with lulz cause i promised him not to come :/   
> if he agreed then i will   
   
youregay.lol to me   
A week from today or a week from when you left? I know lulz hates the neckbeards as well, he'd probably be okay with it.   
   
> syrianassassin said:    
> in Sunday i will come.   
> let the seed grow to a huge tree.   
> SO I CAN CHOP IT TO THE GROUND   
   
youregay.lol to me   
Right now the fascists are outnumbered, I had to call you in as a nuke. If we can't have the board no one can.
now the religion board is just a ghost town. i went away 1 week and the people begged me to return.

here is a msg from someone

bkbvTip: Press the arrow keys to cycle messages« prev next »
Aug 18 2:12am
youregay.lol to me
We need you back on religion Omar, the fedora bunch are getting uppity.

> syrianassassin said:
> really?
> see what happens when i dont come for a whole day..
> but i will give it a whole week. talk with lulz cause i promised him not to come :/
> if he agreed then i will

youregay.lol to me
A week from today or a week from when you left? I know lulz hates the neckbeards as well, he'd probably be okay with it.

> syrianassassin said:
> in Sunday i will come.
> let the seed grow to a huge tree.
> SO I CAN CHOP IT TO THE GROUND

youregay.lol to me
Right now the fascists are outnumbered, I had to call you in as a nuke. If we can't have the board no one can.
User avatar #235 - woodlandcritters (08/17/2014) [-]
**** off retard.
User avatar #236 to #235 - aSARendarsFJWINWIN (08/17/2014) [-]
Thanks for the friendly words man!
User avatar #233 - zahnrad (08/15/2014) [-]
I rolled your username.

I'm impressed.
User avatar #234 to #233 - aSARendarsFJWINWIN (08/15/2014) [-]
On the retard forum, I didn't know that existed. If you scroll down you can see why I have this username. It's a really stupid reason.
#231 - DeathclawRulez (08/10/2014) [-]
I don't know if you have the gif or not but here.
I don't know if you have the gif or not but here.
User avatar #232 to #231 - aSARendarsFJWINWIN (08/10/2014) [-]
Thanks man! I didn't actually.
User avatar #229 - garbageboy (06/17/2014) [-]
thanks for not calling me out for bait, man.

Also, in case you were wondering, yes, the story about me hooking up with that girl from today is real. I'm trying to piss people off on this alternate account I just made and I personally hate it when people brag about getting pussy so I just did such and worded my experience really obnoxiously.
Have a great night.
User avatar #230 to #229 - aSARendarsFJWINWIN (06/17/2014) [-]
you're doing gods work, you too.
User avatar #227 - jorgethemaster (05/07/2014) [-]
Nice username.
User avatar #228 to #227 - aSARendarsFJWINWIN (05/07/2014) [-]
I hate it, haha
User avatar #221 - revengeforfreeze (12/10/2013) [-]
huh.

curious name
User avatar #222 to #221 - aSARendarsFJWINWIN (12/10/2013) [-]
yeah, it is. I don't even like it anymore, it has a pretty ******* gay origin.
User avatar #223 to #222 - revengeforfreeze (12/10/2013) [-]
really? what kind of origin
User avatar #224 to #223 - aSARendarsFJWINWIN (12/10/2013) [-]
Weeeeell, back when I was just lurking around 4chan "raided" us, and i wanted to make an accout so I could "troll" them back. asarendars is a name i use on a lot of stuff and FJWINWIN is just funnyjunk win win, as in win the "raid", i was a pretty gay 14 year old.
User avatar #225 to #224 - revengeforfreeze (12/10/2013) [-]
hehe. interesting

17 year old master race
User avatar #226 to #225 - aSARendarsFJWINWIN (12/10/2013) [-]
hha, guess you could say that.
User avatar #217 - theflamingfire (10/29/2013) [-]
Your comment are 3 years old so I'm going to update the comments
User avatar #219 to #218 - theflamingfire (10/29/2013) [-]
The last comment that was left here was 3 years old so I posted here to update your comments
User avatar #220 to #219 - aSARendarsFJWINWIN (10/30/2013) [-]
Oh, okay. Cool. Thanks man.
User avatar #213 - adip (07/22/2010) [-]
I thumbed up all ur negatives because i love ur avatar :P
User avatar #214 to #224 - aSARendarsFJWINWIN (07/22/2010) [-]
=O why thank you!
User avatar #215 to #225 - adip (07/22/2010) [-]
hah no probs im going crazy since its 2:20 AM right now and im having a heartattack watching ur pic. haha
User avatar #216 to #226 - aSARendarsFJWINWIN (07/22/2010) [-]
lol, sorry bro,
#211 - YouLookNiceToday **User deleted account** (07/11/2010) [-]
Welcome To My Neighborhood :)
User avatar #209 - ploppup (07/10/2010) [-]
ADVENTURE!!!!!
User avatar #210 to #220 - aSARendarsFJWINWIN (07/10/2010) [-]
Bewbies...
User avatar #188 - Z A H A (06/25/2010) [-]
you like mrh? I ******* LOVE MRH!!! haha
User avatar #189 to #199 - aSARendarsFJWINWIN (06/25/2010) [-]
Dude, they are the **** .
User avatar #190 to #200 - Z A H A (06/25/2010) [-]
HELL YEAH! haha, my band might play with them around their new album release, around october
User avatar #191 to #201 - aSARendarsFJWINWIN (06/25/2010) [-]
dude, that is ******* awesome.
User avatar #192 to #202 - Z A H A (06/25/2010) [-]
yeah, i have a Xface tat on my right calf hahaha
User avatar #193 to #203 - aSARendarsFJWINWIN (06/25/2010) [-]
lol, how long you een a fan?
User avatar #194 to #204 - Z A H A (06/25/2010) [-]
since 2002, i love them haha, im only 16 sooo... yeah haha im seeign them tomorrow at the Carriage house
User avatar #195 to #205 - aSARendarsFJWINWIN (06/25/2010) [-]
Nice, j-man or waylan?
User avatar #196 to #206 - Z A H A (06/25/2010) [-]
Love them both.... have to go with Waylon tho only because i love his clean vocals too and he is ******* hilarious on Xbox live haha
User avatar #197 to #207 - aSARendarsFJWINWIN (06/25/2010) [-]
lol, same her but i never played on xbox with him.
User avatar #198 to #208 - Z A H A (06/27/2010) [-]
yeah, he is hilarious, especially on Bioshock 2 he cracks me up, i play with stitch too, he still hates me for ending his 23 kill streak on mw2 haha
User avatar #199 to #209 - aSARendarsFJWINWIN (06/27/2010) [-]
Lol, oh wow
User avatar #200 to #210 - Z A H A (06/27/2010) [-]
haha, yeah, how long have you been a fan?
User avatar #201 to #211 - aSARendarsFJWINWIN (06/27/2010) [-]
Just heard of em a few weeks ago, but i just love their sound!
User avatar #202 to #212 - Z A H A (06/27/2010) [-]
oh yeah? thats cool, they are amazing... to me the best band in the world haha
User avatar #203 to #213 - aSARendarsFJWINWIN (06/27/2010) [-]
Yes yes, you from cleveland?
User avatar #204 to #214 - Z A H A (06/27/2010) [-]
From around there, i go to concerts about 5 or 6 times a month so im always up there, where are you from?
User avatar #205 to #215 - aSARendarsFJWINWIN (06/27/2010) [-]
Im in illinois, quincy, wish i could go to one of their concerts
User avatar #206 to #216 - Z A H A (06/27/2010) [-]
aw that sucks, yeah you have to its amazing, i like it better then being the the pit at Slipknot, at Peabodys (in Cleavland) is the best place for them to play, the atmosphere is just insane!!
User avatar #207 to #217 - aSARendarsFJWINWIN (06/27/2010) [-]
Lol, i can only imagine dude
User avatar #208 to #218 - Z A H A (06/27/2010) [-]
Yeah... Last nights show was a hell of a show, it was amazing too haha
#170 - ThineLeader **User deleted account** (05/23/2010) [-]
ME GUSTA
User avatar #171 to #181 - aSARendarsFJWINWIN (05/23/2010) [-]
Te gusta carne?
#172 to #182 - ThineLeader **User deleted account** (05/23/2010) [-]
SI! SIEMPRE!
even more than cotton candy and rake *******
#174 to #184 - ThineLeader **User deleted account** (05/23/2010) [-]
quick question. who pissed in your avatar's cheerios this morning?
and awesome name:P
User avatar #175 to #185 - aSARendarsFJWINWIN (05/23/2010) [-]
My dog, and i know, i love it~!
#176 to #186 - ThineLeader **User deleted account** (05/23/2010) [-]
silly dogs. have you ever seen that one commercial where a giant tree pops on the telly and the dog goes and takes a piss on it?XD
#178 to #188 - ThineLeader **User deleted account** (05/23/2010) [-]
tis made my day.
another reason i want to be a dog.....no one wants a pet sheep
#180 to #190 - ThineLeader **User deleted account** (05/23/2010) [-]
SO YOU CAN COOK ME LATER
#182 to #192 - ThineLeader **User deleted account** (05/23/2010) [-]
lol...your avatar fits that perfectly.
oh i see.....it's because i know where the treasure is
hee hee
#184 to #194 - ThineLeader **User deleted account** (05/23/2010) [-]
MY RAKE


has been stolen T.T
#186 to #196 - ThineLeader **User deleted account** (05/23/2010) [-]
SAY JAY. imma go all bloody eagle wings on him
User avatar #165 - mastamusa (05/17/2010) [-]
i like your avatar : )
User avatar #166 to #176 - aSARendarsFJWINWIN (05/17/2010) [-]
i liek yours too,
User avatar #164 - aSARendarsFJWINWIN (05/16/2010) [-]
ESE CULO...
User avatar #163 - flaminscull (05/14/2010) [-]
SUP BILL
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