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profssortwntyight (01/31/2015) [-]
oi ya bloody cunt ya fink ya a fokn rumblr m8? i sware on me mum il deck ya in ya sniffa, n rip ya lips off n shov em up ya vag, ya cheeky cunt. make no mistake i will fokn rip ya mane of ya fokn skull m8. wer u from bruv? giv me ya numbers n wel meet up 1v1 ya dickhead. i wil fokn destroy u.
Srsly tho. Not at all. The list goes alphabetical. atm you're not the last person on his list. But the last one, zzRedzz, has a private account. And I somehow accidentally overlooked zzjames, so yea.
Here we are (~o,o)~ (/o,o)/
~(o,o~) \ (o,o\ )
~(o,o)~ \ (o,o) /
Wanna be friends?
Srsly tho. Not at all. The list goes alphabetical. atm you're not the last person on his list. But the last one, zzRedzz, has a private account. And I somehow accidentally overlooked zzjames, so yea.
Here we are (~o,o)~ (/o,o)/
~(o,o~) \ (o,o\ )
~(o,o)~ \ (o,o) /
Wanna be friends?
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profssortwntyight (02/25/2015) [-] hiiii srry for the overlooking. musta been your ninjaness
Can I be your saviour?
Can I be your saviour?
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zzRedzz ONLINE (01/31/2015) [-] I don't really like the PVP, there's a lot of "haha you're dead now because dark souls" moments, the lore didn't really grab me like it did in Dark Souls 1
Just things off the top of my head
It's not like I hate the game, it's really good, I'm just not as interested in it
Just things off the top of my head
It's not like I hate the game, it's really good, I'm just not as interested in it
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profssortwntyight (01/31/2015) [-]
D:
Does that mean you're dead? I went through the trouble of looking it up
Does that mean you're dead? I went through the trouble of looking it up
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giffythetoad (01/12/2015) [-] Okay, I was gonna ask on the thread, but I don't need anymore controversy, so can I just ask what is so wrong with the GIF I made?
I just don't get why this is a big deal.
I just don't get why this is a big deal.
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Zyklone (01/14/2015) [-] I just saw you as more wholesome. I didnt think you would/could get rude/crude & lewd.
All your work ive seen is kinda silly and funny, this is the first naughty thing ive seen.
But since i got -21 thumbs i guess your lewdness is very appreciated. I accept you for all your pervyness. Even if i dont aprove.
KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK
All your work ive seen is kinda silly and funny, this is the first naughty thing ive seen.
But since i got -21 thumbs i guess your lewdness is very appreciated. I accept you for all your pervyness. Even if i dont aprove.
KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK
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giffythetoad (01/14/2015) [-] Yeah, I do a lot of raunchy stuff. I'm surprised you never saw anything, though they don't often get top comment, which might explain why.
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giffythetoad (12/30/2014) [-] Okay, it's really bothering me now. I have run across some of your comments lately, and your name just looks so god damned familiar. Have we met? I've had other accounts in the past: HypnoToadTrance, and gtobirilsrelbxw.
Do we know each other? Like, I swear...your name...like we've met before...
Do we know each other? Like, I swear...your name...like we've met before...
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Zyklone (12/30/2014) [-] I don't think so.** Are you talking personally?** I grew up in Utah, now live in Colorado. Moved around the south a bit and spent a year in Indiana and California respectively. Also a 3 month stay in Honduras. Is any of this ringing a bell?
I don't recognize any of those screen names.
Maybe its because im trying too hard to get comment thumbs so im spamming semi-funny comments all over.
I don't recognize any of those screen names.
Maybe its because im trying too hard to get comment thumbs so im spamming semi-funny comments all over.
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giffythetoad (12/30/2014) [-] Aha! I found an old chatlog.
"Conversation started between HypnoToadTrance and [ϟϟ] Zyklon: Sun, Sep 04 18:52:49 2011"
That's why the name sounds familiar. One of my old friends on Xfire had "Zyklon" very similar. Haha. Sorry about that!
"Conversation started between HypnoToadTrance and [ϟϟ] Zyklon: Sun, Sep 04 18:52:49 2011"
That's why the name sounds familiar. One of my old friends on Xfire had "Zyklon" very similar. Haha. Sorry about that!
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giffythetoad (12/30/2014) [-] Did you ever at any point in time use the services of Xfire? Your name...I swear....
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sciencexplain (06/20/2014) [-] That really doesn't mean much to me. Polio causes paralysis anyways, so this simply reduces the risk of paralysis and the death would be far less painful and a lower chance with taking the vaccine. It's a shame, of course, but unless they can tell me exactly why the vaccine causes these ailments, I don't have much interest in that.
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sciencexplain (06/20/2014) [-] And? Those people were likely to have died from polio anyway. They weren't clear with the numbers, but that's a vaccine occurring in a LEDC. The only vaccines I ever needed and need are the Meningitis C ones and the Diptheria/Polio/Tetanus vaccine, all of which are administered through a needle in inactive form instead of oral form. That's Bill Gates' problem, not mine. Unless I'm getting Polio Drops, I don't much care.
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sciencexplain (06/21/2014) [-] Pretty much. It would be much more interesting if that was in a MEDC though, wouldn't it? Everybody would actually care then.
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Zyklone (06/21/2014) [-] Or if it happened in America.
I thought those were to prevent people from getting polio, not cure those who have it.
Don't they give them to people without the disease?
Do you know the quote from Martin Niemöller?
The vaccine definitely didn't help the nearly half million.
Question: When was the last disease cured? what was it?
I enjoy our back and forths, but i too should be more career focused.
I thought those were to prevent people from getting polio, not cure those who have it.
Don't they give them to people without the disease?
Do you know the quote from Martin Niemöller?
The vaccine definitely didn't help the nearly half million.
Question: When was the last disease cured? what was it?
I enjoy our back and forths, but i too should be more career focused.
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sciencexplain (06/21/2014) [-] They are polio prevention, just the problem caused is very similar to polio, as if it weren't a dead or deactivated version of the virus that is placed in the vaccines. They are always administered to those without it, because what would be the point of giving people with polio polio?
I'm assuming you're referring to the quote "First they came". And, if my memory serves me correct, the most recent cured disease was in fact polio, around the 1950s. Correct me if I'm wrong, though.
I'm assuming you're referring to the quote "First they came". And, if my memory serves me correct, the most recent cured disease was in fact polio, around the 1950s. Correct me if I'm wrong, though.
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sciencexplain (06/21/2014) [-] That's because people in real life have no interest in what you know. On the Internet, you can gain recognition for having awareness of the world you live in, and it makes me desire to learn and know more.
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Zyklone (06/21/2014) [-] >recognition on the internet
Hah.
If people don't care about what you know then you need to talk to new people. ALL i care about is what people know. Because i am good at reading body language and facial expressions, I trust people in real life 10x more than anything the internet says. Plus information IS the internet, anyone can pretend to know anything online with a few searches. Internet people are usually psudointellects. While RL people won't go beyond their knowledge base. (or i call them on it)
Hah.
If people don't care about what you know then you need to talk to new people. ALL i care about is what people know. Because i am good at reading body language and facial expressions, I trust people in real life 10x more than anything the internet says. Plus information IS the internet, anyone can pretend to know anything online with a few searches. Internet people are usually psudointellects. While RL people won't go beyond their knowledge base. (or i call them on it)
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sciencexplain (06/21/2014) [-] I have **** all in the way of friends IRL, so I just seek approval on the Internet...
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sciencexplain (06/21/2014) [-] I've lost interest in even bothering to make any change now. I just can't be bothered with anything anymore...
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Zyklone (06/21/2014) [-] I'm very sorry to hear that. I read a book a few days ago that changed my entire life, I suggest it to anyone who has lost thier drive in life.
Its your choice to be that sad lonely person. Everything in your life is your choice. There is ALLWAYS a choice.
The book is "the compassionate samurai" by brian klemmer - please check into it.
It helped me go from an average mindset to an extraordinary passion for life.
I am done being a victim of circumstance. Next time you are presented with a decisions, instead of asking yourself "Can I" ask yourself "How can I?" that will force your subconscious to come up with a solution.
You have to honor yourself before anyone else will notice you.
Its your choice to be that sad lonely person. Everything in your life is your choice. There is ALLWAYS a choice.
The book is "the compassionate samurai" by brian klemmer - please check into it.
It helped me go from an average mindset to an extraordinary passion for life.
I am done being a victim of circumstance. Next time you are presented with a decisions, instead of asking yourself "Can I" ask yourself "How can I?" that will force your subconscious to come up with a solution.
You have to honor yourself before anyone else will notice you.
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sciencexplain (06/21/2014) [-] I might have a look into that, actually. If there's one thing I love, it's reading. No matter where, nor the weather, I can find comfort with a book and a drink at hand, letting time fly by.
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Zyklone (06/21/2014) [-] It's a self help book with the 10 traits of a compassionate samurai. It really helped me so much, 8/10 of the traits i needed to be reminded how to at like a man and not a bitch.
It's the 2008 best seller in the wall street journal business. Took me 2 days to blast through it. But then it has a 10 week program to concrete it into your lifestyle.
Watch some videos of Mr. Klemmer, he does seminars.
It's the 2008 best seller in the wall street journal business. Took me 2 days to blast through it. But then it has a 10 week program to concrete it into your lifestyle.
Watch some videos of Mr. Klemmer, he does seminars.
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sciencexplain (06/01/2014) [-] I wish you would at least show SOME knowledge of vaccines, so you don't seem so uneducated in your views. If you don't support vaccines or believe they are bad, at least know why they aren't and show some core knowledge. It makes your point more convincing in any argument.
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Zyklone (06/01/2014) [-] I'm done trying to convince.
For the fourth time ill say again, Nearly every vaccine that has been put out has been admitted to have contaminates 6-10 years after. I do not trust the FDA
Is that clear enough?
You should assume you know everything about my life and not just my knowledge.
For the fourth time ill say again, Nearly every vaccine that has been put out has been admitted to have contaminates 6-10 years after. I do not trust the FDA
Is that clear enough?
You should assume you know everything about my life and not just my knowledge.
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sciencexplain (06/01/2014) [-] *contaminants
And really? Can you prove that they made clear the contaminants through recorded evidence of admission?
And really? Can you prove that they made clear the contaminants through recorded evidence of admission?
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hentaisweetie (05/22/2014) [-] Wow you honestly went into my profile, went through all my latest comments, and one by one thumbed them down? You are by far the most betta-bitch on this site.
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anon (04/13/2014) [-]
"I understand you're ugly and my face is like a beacon of hope in the otherwise dim world you live in. That is why I posted another one to make you happy, then you went and blocked me. "
You're subbed to the cringe channel so I take you do realise how cringey it is to message someone with this? haha.. you're butt ugly too kid you look literally do look like you've been taking hard class A drugs for a long time.
You're subbed to the cringe channel so I take you do realise how cringey it is to message someone with this? haha.. you're butt ugly too kid you look literally do look like you've been taking hard class A drugs for a long time.
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