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Gender: female
Age: 21
Date Signed Up:5/03/2009
Last Login:10/01/2014
Location:Canada
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Comment Ranking:#1761
Highest Content Rank:#5790
Highest Comment Rank:#704
Content Thumbs: 703 total,  832 ,  129
Comment Thumbs: 9878 total,  11084 ,  1206
Content Level Progress: 80% (8/10)
Level 69 Content: FJ Cultist → Level 70 Content: FJ Cultist
Comment Level Progress: 46% (46/100)
Level 288 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor → Level 289 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor
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Content Views:38869
Times Content Favorited:41 times
Total Comments Made:2711
FJ Points:9608
Favorite Tags: Awesome (2) | Music (2) | Pokemon (2) | science (2) | slowpoke (2)

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    Hedgehogs Hedgehogs
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    I beat QWOP I beat QWOP
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    The slight win of a /b/ virgin The slight win of a /b/ virgin
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    Pokemon on Omegle Pokemon on Omegle
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    Sparkle Sparkle Sparkle Sparkle
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    Mean girls in Harry Potter Mean girls in Harry Potter
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    Weird Al Shreds! Weird Al Shreds!
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    Fire Water Fire Water
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    Sing Along Sing Along
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    Sparta remix: SHES NOT A CHRISTIAN! Sparta remix: SHES NOT A CHRISTIAN!
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    Uploaded: 07/13/13
    Cheese Doodles Cheese Doodles

latest user's comments

#68 - 16 orgasms is an hour? I'm guessing he was 15 years old. That … 20 hours ago on Vagina Facts 0
#173 - Aw man, you turned my ****** up incest soulmate t… 23 hours ago on aloc-ococ +5
#87 - Or you could get really ****** up about it. Your …  [+] (3 new replies) 09/30/2014 on aloc-ococ +17
User avatar #262 - neokun (19 hours ago) [-]
Can't tell if this is sweet or creepy.
#150 - mr skeltal (23 hours ago) [-]
idk man i think its pretty cute, you spend your entire life thinking that you'll find this one woman/man you're going to care about for the rest of your life, and it turns out to be your daughter/son that you're gonna give everything to. If I lost the mother of my child i would make sure that kid got the treatment that i cant give to her
User avatar #173 - Zydratejunkie (23 hours ago) [-]
Aw man, you turned my fucked up incest soulmate thing into something actually sweet and nice.
#46 - ASCII art in hardcore mode. 09/30/2014 on Feels +1
#11 - Explanation: Marijuana grows wild over much of Nova Scotia, as…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/30/2014 on Adverts +1
#19 - LordSweatpants (09/30/2014) [-]
Fun Fact - This is excellent news for those living in Nova Scotia because it is incredibly boring there.

...Fishing I guess.
#10 - When my boobs become saggy I will just start doing horrificall…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/30/2014 on Mad old 0
#13 - karson (09/30/2014) [-]
why not use your saggy boobs as the bungee jumping cord? instead of a squirrel suit just stretch your sagging boobs out and fly. just a thought.
#11 - funnehgal (09/30/2014) [-]
Damn now that's a plan and a half, totally becoming an adrenaline junkie in a few years!
#8 - Oh **** stop.  [+] (5 new replies) 09/30/2014 on Mad old 0
#9 - funnehgal (09/30/2014) [-]
I'm gonna go cry about being old now, crow's feet and saggy boobs here I come
#27 - popeflatus (09/30/2014) [-]
You're 25 I'm not stalking your profile, i swear... babe...relax!
User avatar #10 - Zydratejunkie (09/30/2014) [-]
When my boobs become saggy I will just start doing horrifically dangerous things on a regular basis. Start with rather safe things like skydiving and bungee jumping, move on up to squirrel suits and base jumping. If I manage to live 5 years past that point I'll jump straight into doing parkour on skyscrapers and free solo climbing. I want to die before I become old and gross.
#13 - karson (09/30/2014) [-]
why not use your saggy boobs as the bungee jumping cord? instead of a squirrel suit just stretch your sagging boobs out and fly. just a thought.
#11 - funnehgal (09/30/2014) [-]
Damn now that's a plan and a half, totally becoming an adrenaline junkie in a few years!
#6 - Shrek came out 10 years ago? Damn, I saw that **** …  [+] (7 new replies) 09/29/2014 on Mad old +4
#7 - funnehgal (09/30/2014) [-]
13 years ago...the chart is from 2011....oh god that's even worse D:
User avatar #8 - Zydratejunkie (09/30/2014) [-]
Oh fuck stop.
#9 - funnehgal (09/30/2014) [-]
I'm gonna go cry about being old now, crow's feet and saggy boobs here I come
#27 - popeflatus (09/30/2014) [-]
You're 25 I'm not stalking your profile, i swear... babe...relax!
User avatar #10 - Zydratejunkie (09/30/2014) [-]
When my boobs become saggy I will just start doing horrifically dangerous things on a regular basis. Start with rather safe things like skydiving and bungee jumping, move on up to squirrel suits and base jumping. If I manage to live 5 years past that point I'll jump straight into doing parkour on skyscrapers and free solo climbing. I want to die before I become old and gross.
#13 - karson (09/30/2014) [-]
why not use your saggy boobs as the bungee jumping cord? instead of a squirrel suit just stretch your sagging boobs out and fly. just a thought.
#11 - funnehgal (09/30/2014) [-]
Damn now that's a plan and a half, totally becoming an adrenaline junkie in a few years!
#12 - The why the **** do I always see the clock at 7:29pm? 09/29/2014 on DYK Comp #77 0
#19 - "twice the speed of sound" Hah, no. Typical cruising… 09/29/2014 on Checkmate Atheists 0

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User avatar #22 - phunkyzilla (07/30/2014) [-]
I don't even know who you are I just saw you commenting n **** in some stupid post and I just decided to message you this ****
User avatar #23 to #22 - Zydratejunkie (07/30/2014) [-]
Hi. I don't know who you are either. Which post of mine prompted you to message me?
User avatar #24 to #23 - phunkyzilla (07/30/2014) [-]
I don't remember now it's been two hours and I've been high since noon
User avatar #25 to #24 - Zydratejunkie (07/30/2014) [-]
Fair point. Shall I add you to my random name dropping list?

You can join erotictentacle in my randomly inserting your name into posts every few (weeks, months, whenever I feel like it).
#29 to #25 - erotictentacle ONLINE (07/30/2014) [-]
I thought what we had was something special.....
I thought what we had was something special.....
User avatar #30 to #29 - Zydratejunkie (07/30/2014) [-]
We do darling, but I'm a polygamist.
#26 to #25 - phunkyzilla (07/30/2014) [-]
That sounds 						*******					 great. I'm glad I met a nice person instead. Last time I did this 						****					 some 						*****					 blocked me. Have this gif that will help you if someone is ever Rood to you
That sounds ******* great. I'm glad I met a nice person instead. Last time I did this **** some ***** blocked me. Have this gif that will help you if someone is ever Rood to you
User avatar #27 to #26 - Zydratejunkie (07/30/2014) [-]
It has been inserted into my reaction folder.
User avatar #28 to #27 - phunkyzilla (07/30/2014) [-]
good ******* job m8. I'm probably gonna go jack off now. Good talk <3
#21 - breadposter (06/25/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #19 - hotpost (01/22/2014) [-]
post nudes
User avatar #17 - helpmeplz (08/07/2013) [-]
You seem to have some FJ points, which are used in the FJ collecting game and nothing else,
if you're willing to give them away just click this link: www.funnyjunk.com/items/4236130#4236130
and click the (T) next to my name. Send them using the arrow next to the points.
Note that they will not affect your thumbs in anyway.
User avatar #18 to #17 - Zydratejunkie (08/07/2013) [-]
**** that **** noob. Go get your own points.
#16 - mr skeltal (03/23/2012) [-]
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User avatar #15 to #14 - kaycie (05/01/2011) [-]
i just saw it yesterday :D
*fan*
#1 - mr skeltal (03/12/2010) [-]
ZYDRATE COMES IN A LITTLE GLASS VIAL
User avatar #2 to #1 - Zydratejunkie (03/12/2010) [-]
A LITTLE GLASS VIAL!
#3 to #2 - mr skeltal (05/10/2010) [-]
A little glass vial! And the little glass goes into the gun like a battery!
#4 to #3 - TomShutter **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #5 to #4 - Zydratejunkie (05/20/2010) [-]
Graverobber, Graverobber, sometimes I wonder why I even bother, Graverobber, Graverobber, sometimes I wonder why I need you at all!
#6 to #5 - TomShutter **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #7 to #6 - Zydratejunkie (05/20/2010) [-]
Addicted to the knife?
#8 to #7 - TomShutter **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #9 to #8 - Zydratejunkie (05/20/2010) [-]
And addicted to the knife, she needs a little help with the agony. And a little help comes in a little glass vial in a gun pressed against her anatomy. And when the gun goes off miss. Sweet is ready for surgery.
#10 to #9 - TomShutter **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #11 to #10 - Zydratejunkie (05/20/2010) [-]
It's clean, it's clear, it's pure-
#12 to #11 - TomShutter **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#13 to #12 - mr skeltal (07/14/2010) [-]
That was epic.
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