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#11 - [ ] 12/13/2014 on Hugleikur Dagson 0
#201 - oh and iirc it goes to the parents, not the children themselve… 12/09/2014 on Finland!! 0
#196 - i'm guessing it's some kind of allowance type thing. not l…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/09/2014 on Finland!! 0
User avatar #201 - Zyaph (12/09/2014) [-]
oh and iirc it goes to the parents, not the children themselves.

idk what it's like in the us but it sounds similar to Canadian CCBT, where you get non-taxable monetary support for children if the household makes under a certain amount of money. not unconditional, but still a similar process
#66 - i was expecting him to be hit by a truck 11/25/2014 on Well .... Fuck +1
#427 - copy and paste exactly where I asked you why lol. you coul…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/25/2014 on Fuking gross -1
User avatar #479 - sylberleaf (11/25/2014) [-]
"Did a gypsie bully you back in school or steal your girlfriend or something? "

There
#177 - I dislike SJWs as much as the next guy if that's what you'…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/24/2014 on Fuking gross -1
User avatar #283 - sylberleaf (11/24/2014) [-]
So first you ask WHY I am saying stuff like this about gypsies and then you state that you "don't give a crap" about my experience with gypsies.

Pick one, honey
User avatar #427 - Zyaph (11/25/2014) [-]
copy and paste exactly where I asked you why lol.
you could be saying Australians get lice more often because they specifically have dirty hair, and you'd still be wrong.
User avatar #479 - sylberleaf (11/25/2014) [-]
"Did a gypsie bully you back in school or steal your girlfriend or something? "

There
#141 - Did a gypsie bully you back in school or steal your girlfriend…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/24/2014 on Fuking gross -1
User avatar #151 - sylberleaf (11/24/2014) [-]
Mad? For stating what I experienced?

When in school, gypsie kids had dirty greasy hair all the time and lice a couple times per year.

Are you going to pull some SJW stunt on me now, because of that?
User avatar #177 - Zyaph (11/24/2014) [-]
I dislike SJWs as much as the next guy
if that's what you've experienced, i don't give a crap
I just don't understand where your passive-aggressiveness is coming from
User avatar #283 - sylberleaf (11/24/2014) [-]
So first you ask WHY I am saying stuff like this about gypsies and then you state that you "don't give a crap" about my experience with gypsies.

Pick one, honey
User avatar #427 - Zyaph (11/25/2014) [-]
copy and paste exactly where I asked you why lol.
you could be saying Australians get lice more often because they specifically have dirty hair, and you'd still be wrong.
User avatar #479 - sylberleaf (11/25/2014) [-]
"Did a gypsie bully you back in school or steal your girlfriend or something? "

There
#137 - "you're far more likely to get them with very clean hair…  [+] (7 new replies) 11/24/2014 on Fuking gross 0
User avatar #139 - sylberleaf (11/24/2014) [-]
Yet gypsies with dirty hair have lice much more often then "clean" kids.
User avatar #141 - Zyaph (11/24/2014) [-]
Did a gypsie bully you back in school or steal your girlfriend or something?
You seem pretty mad bro.
User avatar #151 - sylberleaf (11/24/2014) [-]
Mad? For stating what I experienced?

When in school, gypsie kids had dirty greasy hair all the time and lice a couple times per year.

Are you going to pull some SJW stunt on me now, because of that?
User avatar #177 - Zyaph (11/24/2014) [-]
I dislike SJWs as much as the next guy
if that's what you've experienced, i don't give a crap
I just don't understand where your passive-aggressiveness is coming from
User avatar #283 - sylberleaf (11/24/2014) [-]
So first you ask WHY I am saying stuff like this about gypsies and then you state that you "don't give a crap" about my experience with gypsies.

Pick one, honey
User avatar #427 - Zyaph (11/25/2014) [-]
copy and paste exactly where I asked you why lol.
you could be saying Australians get lice more often because they specifically have dirty hair, and you'd still be wrong.
User avatar #479 - sylberleaf (11/25/2014) [-]
"Did a gypsie bully you back in school or steal your girlfriend or something? "

There
#133 - They most likely just washed their hair to make removal easier…  [+] (9 new replies) 11/24/2014 on Fuking gross 0
User avatar #136 - sylberleaf (11/24/2014) [-]
So by that logic, as long as you don't wash your hair, you won't get lice...?

Yeah. Right.
User avatar #137 - Zyaph (11/24/2014) [-]
"you're far more likely to get them with very clean hair."

Doesn't mean you can't get them with dirty hair.
User avatar #139 - sylberleaf (11/24/2014) [-]
Yet gypsies with dirty hair have lice much more often then "clean" kids.
User avatar #141 - Zyaph (11/24/2014) [-]
Did a gypsie bully you back in school or steal your girlfriend or something?
You seem pretty mad bro.
User avatar #151 - sylberleaf (11/24/2014) [-]
Mad? For stating what I experienced?

When in school, gypsie kids had dirty greasy hair all the time and lice a couple times per year.

Are you going to pull some SJW stunt on me now, because of that?
User avatar #177 - Zyaph (11/24/2014) [-]
I dislike SJWs as much as the next guy
if that's what you've experienced, i don't give a crap
I just don't understand where your passive-aggressiveness is coming from
User avatar #283 - sylberleaf (11/24/2014) [-]
So first you ask WHY I am saying stuff like this about gypsies and then you state that you "don't give a crap" about my experience with gypsies.

Pick one, honey
User avatar #427 - Zyaph (11/25/2014) [-]
copy and paste exactly where I asked you why lol.
you could be saying Australians get lice more often because they specifically have dirty hair, and you'd still be wrong.
User avatar #479 - sylberleaf (11/25/2014) [-]
"Did a gypsie bully you back in school or steal your girlfriend or something? "

There
#130 - I had a some after visiting Quebec City as a kid. Most disgust… 11/24/2014 on Fuking gross -1

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#5 - tridaak (11/02/2014) [-]
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#4 - pixlexia (04/23/2013) [-]
Pull over that ass too fat~
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User avatar #1 - DrAnon (11/20/2010) [-]
comment virginity :3 you mad?
User avatar #2 to #1 - Zyaph ONLINE (11/20/2010) [-]
I feel so violated..
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