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#73 - Really? It''s always the customers that do this to me, not the… 10/30/2014 on basic 0
#69 - Or. She's a teenaged mom like everyone else these day… 10/26/2014 on Cringe Comp Numbruh 19 0
#148 - excuse me i was reading that  [+] (1 new reply) 10/22/2014 on Just found this on Facebook. +2
User avatar #191 - murpmurp (10/22/2014) [-]
i got some Long Beach, CA — The President is promising new sanctions on video game creators to prevent bigotry and misogyny in media. . This event was uncovered undoubtly at the worst timing possible admid the world watching. We have exclusive CONFIRMED report and are confident to release this news ot the public. The last question was asked for the first time, half in jest, on May 21, 2014, at a time when humanity first stepped into the light. The question came about as a result of a five dollar bet over highballs, and it happened this way:

Alexander Adell and Bertram Lupov were two of the faithful attendants of Multivac. As well as any human beings could, they knew what lay behind the cold, clicking, flashing face — miles and miles of face — of that giant computer. They had at least a vague notion of the general plan of relays and circuits that had long since grown past the point where any single human could possibly have a firm grasp of the whole. He was attractive though sometimes a little... dimwitted. Bill Brasky called him anyway, for the situation was urgent.

Multivac was self-adjusting and self-correcting. It had to be, for nothing human could adjust and correct it quickly enough or even adequately enough — so Adell and Lupov attended the monstrous giant only lightly and superficially, yet as well as any men could. They fed it data, adjusted questions to its needs and translated the answers that were issued. Certainly they, and all others like them, were fully entitled to share in the glory that was Multivac’s.

For decades, Multivac had helped design the ships and plot the trajectories that enabled man to reach the Moon, Mars, and Venus, but past that, Earth’s poor resources could not support the ships. Too much energy was needed for the long trips. Earth exploited its coal and uranium with increasing efficiency, but there was only so much of both.
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"it's not a phase mom"
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#4 - pixlexia (04/23/2013) [-]
Pull over that ass too fat~
Pull over that ass too fat~
User avatar #1 - DrAnon (11/20/2010) [-]
comment virginity :3 you mad?
User avatar #2 to #1 - Zyaph (11/20/2010) [-]
I feel so violated..
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