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#299 - gone lol 02/20/2014 on Don't be afraid! Post who... +3
#147 - Shout out to all the 03's and 11 B's everyone else you Do matt…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/06/2014 on Look at description 0
User avatar #156 - psyachu (01/06/2014) [-]
**psyachu rolls 27**
wut?
User avatar #157 - thatoneiranianguy (01/06/2014) [-]
It's Army stuff.

I'm assuming O-3 is paygrade and 11B is infantry.
#158 - psyachu (01/06/2014) [-]
Thanks for the info!
User avatar #160 - thatoneiranianguy (01/06/2014) [-]
No problem.
#70 - Seventh the Picture is Of a Sergeant Major and the De… 01/06/2014 on Look at description 0
#69 - Im a Marine, any other service members here on Funnyjunk. …  [+] (18 new replies) 01/06/2014 on Look at description +10
User avatar #165 - garymotherfingoak (01/06/2014) [-]
1st batallion regiment #37 of the civilian corps reporting in
...im not in the armed forces.
User avatar #155 - Yomomasface (01/06/2014) [-]
Here sir. Eight of you scream, right now.
#146 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/06/2014) [-]
USMC 0311 brotha
#140 - whitestagbuck (01/06/2014) [-]
pre commissioned Marine
User avatar #120 - defender (01/06/2014) [-]
Chair force
#103 - pxthreezerothree (01/06/2014) [-]
37F, retired, reporting in
#96 - tycus (01/06/2014) [-]
11 Bravo reporting in
#94 - trymeudie (01/06/2014) [-]
Future 0321 here.
User avatar #92 - jonathankitty (01/06/2014) [-]
I have a few friends in the army. They're all pretty cool...

Even my mistress is ex-military. She beats me. But I love it so.
User avatar #74 - loneranger (01/06/2014) [-]
Army aviation here.
User avatar #125 - MacheteJoe (01/06/2014) [-]
I was Army aviation. MOS?

User avatar #138 - loneranger (01/06/2014) [-]
15D aircraft powertrain repairer.
User avatar #181 - MacheteJoe (01/06/2014) [-]
Ahh engine shops. I was 15U CH-47 crew chief / Mechanic Better known as a "Hooker"
User avatar #82 - bodox (01/06/2014) [-]
Taliban master race reporting in
User avatar #83 - loneranger (01/06/2014) [-]
k
User avatar #84 - bodox (01/06/2014) [-]
kkk
User avatar #85 - loneranger (01/06/2014) [-]
Where did you get all those? K-Mart?
#89 - bodox (01/06/2014) [-]
nice pun
#235 - This Funny Junker is a Marine  [+] (1 new reply) 08/26/2013 on my last days of fj +5
User avatar #268 - cordlessorange (08/26/2013) [-]
Oorah Devil Dog!
#230 - should have joined the better branch and be A Marine like myself ;)  [+] (1 new reply) 08/26/2013 on my last days of fj +2
#242 - goodatlosing (08/26/2013) [-]
#12 - Those are Marines. hahahahaha nice.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/25/2013 on breed +1
User avatar #23 - crazyeyedbioll (03/25/2013) [-]
How do you know they are marines? Besides the military haircut, but I see alot of guys with that style that arent military
User avatar #51 - YoDawgIHeardU (03/25/2013) [-]
As a Marine other Marines are easy as fuck to spot out
#292 - I Leave for Parris Island in October! Semper Fi  [+] (39 new replies) 04/17/2012 on whats really going on in... +6
#360 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/17/2012) [-]
what wepon is he holding in that pic?!

User avatar #330 - rhblink (04/17/2012) [-]
get ready for the hardest training you will ever go through in a lifetime
#297 - ariachnotred (04/17/2012) [-]
Dont be proud. If anyone has ever been a terrorist, theres never been a bigger one than America. And I say that being from America. Let me just buckle up for the redthumbs from American kids.
User avatar #313 - BowChickaBowWow (04/17/2012) [-]
Tell me, does the US strap bombs onto children, pregnant women and the elderly and sent them off to a crowded market? Does the US torture and kill hundreds of innocent people just because they have a slightly different view on religion? Does the US rig a bunch of RPG7s to fire at an Army hospital whilst they run off into the mountains to hide?
The answer is no. The US Helps anybody who requires their help. The US gives a fair trial to everyone. The US Goes in Face-Forward, Boots on the ground and engages it's enemies, Not taking pot-shots from a mountain at civilian populations.
So fuck you and go back to I'manevenbiggerfaggotthanOP.communist you little 11-year-old fuckwad.
User avatar #336 - Crusader (04/17/2012) [-]
That doesn't make a terrorist.
What makes a group terrorists is if you can go into an area, yell "(insert group/person/ country's name here) IS COMING!!!" and then everyone hides, that makes them a terrorist, instilling fear and terror in people, and in some areas, the USA is seen as terrorists.
User avatar #340 - BowChickaBowWow (04/17/2012) [-]
That's retarded. A terrorist is somebody who uses fear to make people conform to their will.
Eg. Strapping 10kg of TNT to a pregnant woman and sending her off to a crowded market, just because one or two people in the community decided to allow a couple US soldiers in their house. THAT is a terrorist.
User avatar #354 - Crusader (04/17/2012) [-]
No, a terrorist is a group or even just a single person that instills fear in people
Even on Dictionary.com it says someone who terrorizes or frightens others, and the USA scares the shit out of lots of people, mainly because a lot of people only see the negative impacts, or are only witness to US soldiers searching, and fighting with people.

Imagine that you are little Muhab, 11 years old. You have lived your entire life with Taliban soldiers coming around, taking resources, people to use as soldiers but also killing anyone who tried to cause trouble, stabilizing their power, but for the most part you were happy. Then the US soldiers move in and start fighting with the guys that you have grown up seeing, they don't speak the same language, don't have any cultural or religious similarities, hell, they don't even look anything like you. And suddenly after living your life, growing up with ideals set by some warlord/great leader, you now have these guys coming through with bigger guns, bigger vehicles and wanting to control, and you are scared, because this is the first major change in your life. When they come around recruiting (bear in mind these are people with completely different ideals) are you going to help them, or go with the people that you grew up under and have the same beliefs.
This might sound like an isolated hypothetical, but this is happening on a massive scale, and these kids are joining the guys that they know and who share ideals with them.
We see change as a good thing here in the west, but in the east, not much has changed in thousands of years, yes technology has updated, but old rivalries are still active, they still know each other by age old names, and their fundamental beliefs have never really changed.
#368 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/18/2012) [-]
[url deleted] is from the interwebs, interwebz lie, just remember that.
User avatar #371 - Crusader (04/18/2012) [-]
Dictionary.com is run by people who make actual dictionaries, it's not like urbandictionary, or wikipedia, not just anyone can change it
#346 - ariachnotred (04/17/2012) [-]
Actually. The definition if terrorism is using threats and violence to impose terror, be it your threats and violence or some one elses. Have you ever wondered WHY they would strap bombs to themselves? What could have made the US such an evil that to them their lives are worth giving in order to destroy their enemies? Inb4 the end of life for them is just a beginning because of their religion, life is still considered sacred to them. The fact that they would become martyrs for their nation tells you they have nothing to lose. As for the comment about their religion and attacking people based on that, you believe its wrong because of your own cultural opinion. Try stepping into their shoes where such acts are perfectly acceptable. If our wars are really so fair... why would they sacrifice their lives in order to kill us? Alot of those old women you talked about did it willingly.
#359 - ariachnotred (04/17/2012) [-]
"No, a terrorist is a group or even just a single person that instills fear in people"
"The definition if terrorism is using threats and violence to impose terror"
Impose is a synonym for instill. My God, you have such compelling arguments!
Its a proven fact that 87% of people base their opinions on others opinions. Fortunately, Im a hipster, and the 87% was too mainstream.
User avatar #348 - BowChickaBowWow (04/17/2012) [-]
Tell you what.
You drag your fat ass out of that chair, go over there, and experience it all for yourself for at least 5 years, instead of reading it all on the internet, and tell me that I'm wrong. I spent 11 years over there, I know how it goes. You have spent zero, you do not know how it goes.
#362 - ariachnotred (04/18/2012) [-]
You understand only action, not cause or effect. Its clear that they are killing soldiers. But its also clear that we are killing them. Only those who see the world only for the white and the black are truly blind, and only those who question nothing are truly stupid.
User avatar #366 - BowChickaBowWow (04/18/2012) [-]
Now you've switched the topic from terrorists to soldiers. The only time I ever fought soldiers was in Iraq when I was fighting the Iraqi Republican Guard. After we got through with them, it was all terrorists we killed. There's a huge difference between a soldier and a terrorist.
User avatar #312 - sketchE (04/17/2012) [-]
yes giving aid to all the starving african children taking out dictators who use cern gas on their own civilians and killing people who think all american men women and children are bad. we are some horrible people arent we
#356 - ariachnotred (04/17/2012) [-]
>Osama Bin Ladin
>1989-1992
>Was funded by American organizations, or ones commonly thought to be such as the CIA and FBI.
Inb4 source
http://newsvote bbc co uk/2/hi/south_asia/155236.stm
http://www cbc ca/news/background/osamabinladen/
That feel when the country your backing funded the people that your insulting
That feel when American's and American corporations caused situations that made them think all American's are evil
That feel when most dont think ALL Americans are evil
That feel when you probably didnt even read this
That feel when we carpet bombed their cities and left them to die with no aid
That feel when black people existed within society with next to no racism before the industrial revolution all across the world and the fact is downplayed in all media
That feel when the industrial revolution and the need to create racism as a means to justify the poor labor conditions necessary for the mass production of cotton happened mainly in America
Mfw
mfw I have no face


User avatar #365 - sketchE (04/18/2012) [-]
slavery was started by the dutch not america
we sent aid the day after the bombings
bin laden wanted every american man woman and child killed because we were in saudi arabia where mecca and medina are he said it himself
#382 - ariachnotred (04/18/2012) [-]
Tell me, if were so great, why did more soldiers KILL THEMSELVES than die in fighting in 2009 and 2010?
Inb4 sauce
http://rt com/news/us-soldiers-suicide-combat-487/
http://www projectcensored org/top-stories/articles/1-more-us-soldiers-committed-suicide-than-died-in-comba t/
http://www democracynow org/2009/4/28/whyarerecordnumbersof_us
User avatar #442 - sketchE (04/18/2012) [-]
the highest rate of suicide in the military is national guard members. most of that is based in the fact they are not used to the active military lifestyle they are put into during deployments. they see things that scar them emotionaly and they cant relate to their family anymore. that is if they even still have a family. the families of national guard soldiers are affected because they are not used to that member of the family being gone so long. the spouse may cheat on them or leave them, the kids are being taught that the war is bad and their parent is bad for fighting in it. the saying war is hell has some backing because what these soldiers go through makes them think that this world is far worse than whatever can be waiting after death
#444 - ariachnotred (04/18/2012) [-]
Source?
User avatar #446 - sketchE (04/18/2012) [-]
my professor of military science and my criminal justice teacher who served in vietnam. im an ROTC cadet commissioning in may. one of the lessons we are taught is suicide prevention
#448 - ariachnotred (04/18/2012) [-]
Give me a source that is from trustable journalists that are known for having no bias towards their articles or I will refuse to believe it.
User avatar #450 - sketchE (04/18/2012) [-]
really? people who actually deal with it arent enough you need a news source whos purpose for printing it is to gain profit. you want the underlying cause of suicide? seeing your best friends leg land on a tent isnt fun shit. watching a child walk into a market strapped with a bomb isnt pretty. having to shoot a ten year old kid because he has been told his entire life americans want to rape and kill them all isnt easy. we dont die in combat because we have armor, medical care, training, and much more just to make sure our soldiers get back home.
#451 - ariachnotred (04/18/2012) [-]
I didnt say one who is printing it or charges money, I didnt even say a profit news source. I said a trustable one. Most any that wants profit isnt trustable. And the point isnt that people will kill themselves during war. Its the fact that more soliders killed themselves than died during combat for two years in a row. Thats how you know somethings wrong.
User avatar #452 - sketchE (04/18/2012) [-]
if you are a news source you are there for profit. the point im making is that war is fucked up. police have to go to therapy everytime they fire a gun in the line of duty. the military shoots a lot more people and usually sees worse than most police will ever see. i dont know i live in a fairly safe town. taking another life is not an easy thing. losing someone close to you is never easy. when this stuff compounds with family or relationship issues and job issues because every time you hear a loud bang you freak out suicide becomes easier. im terrified of death personally but some think it is better than what they have in their head
#453 - ariachnotred (04/18/2012) [-]
If they have accepted that they are going to die and have the mentality that you mention, that death is right around the corner, why would they kill themselves instead of savoring every last moment? If you were told you had cancer and were going to die in two days, then were handed a gun, what would you do? Kill yourself? Ive not heard of many people with that mentality.
User avatar #454 - sketchE (04/18/2012) [-]
most people in the guard do not expect to die. most dont expect to be in the middle of the war. a lot of people go in for the benefits the military gives like training and college. the national guard had a lot of higher ranked members who had been in ten years before 9/11 they never expected to go to war
#461 - ariachnotred (04/18/2012) [-]
Point taken. But Im still skeptical about it.
#369 - ariachnotred (04/18/2012) [-]
Do you have any idea what America did to HIS people? Dont you wonder what could cause a person to come to the ultimate conclusion that they should kill an entire people? He wasnt insane you know. And put into his situation, I would think the same thing. And I didnt say Americans started slavery.
User avatar #443 - sketchE (04/18/2012) [-]
im dont really know who you are referring to
#445 - ariachnotred (04/18/2012) [-]
I think this comment was put in the wrong place and without seeing what it was a response to I dont either : P
#308 - traelos (04/17/2012) [-]
Protip: Never ever ever make fun of soldiers, from any country, you'll be wrong. You may disagree with the actions of a country's armed forces and you may even be right in that aspect, but you will never be right to look down on soldiers. Your average everyday soldier doesn't get to decide where they go and who they fight, that's somebody else's job, they're just there to fight the fight and do what needs to be done. Even if they may not be acting in a way that you see fit those soldiers are men and women who were willing to put their lives on the the line for what they saw as the greater good. These people have made great sacrifices in or of their lives to do what they thought was right whether they were right or not, and to fight for someone else.Any soldier for any country is a better man or woman than you could ever hope to be.

TL;DR There's a difference between a soldier and a warmonger, you're an ass.
#385 - ariachnotred (04/18/2012) [-]
I wasnt making fun of anyone. I was saying that America is the bad guy.
User avatar #389 - traelos (04/18/2012) [-]
Well, I think you went about it kind of poorly, but on the bright side you started an oh so wonderful shitstorm. I would be proud if I were you.
#404 - ariachnotred (04/18/2012) [-]
On any note, what kind of music do you listen to?
User avatar #405 - traelos (04/18/2012) [-]
Umm...Classic Rock...are you lonely? You seem lonely...
#408 - ariachnotred (04/18/2012) [-]
Why yes... yes I am!
Haha jk. No, I just wanted to show you this song. Its a rap song, but alot of people I know that listen to rock and metal like this singer too, even if you dont like the genre you should listen to the lyrics. Its a pretty famous artist called Immortal Technique. And I dont believe in any of that stuff about lizard people.
http://www youtube com/watch?v=3u3JSEqNtlg&feature=endscreen&NR=1
#391 - ariachnotred (04/18/2012) [-]
Theres nothing like a shitstorm to sit back and drink a Coca Cola to!:D

But that feel when people thumb me down without even replying and saying why.
User avatar #296 - beyondwolf (04/17/2012) [-]
Good luck! Hey if you get to Lieutenant and get your own platoon maybe I'll be in it in a few years!
#439 - Honestly after Generation 2, Pokemon went to **** …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/28/2012 on Mad Mewtwo -12
User avatar #456 - onlan (03/28/2012) [-]
I don't know, I thought the Regiice, Regirock, and Registeel pokemon were kinda cool. Expecially when they combined to form Regigigas. Just my opinion though, but all in all I agree.
#345 - I know this might be an odd request but can anyone photoshop a…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/22/2011 on Pulling Teeth (Anesthesia) -4
#352 - SkuntyJack (10/22/2011) [-]
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