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Date Signed Up:4/11/2010
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#30 - I refuse your scientific proposal  [+] (1 new reply) 12/01/2014 on Kiss Her 0
#45 - culedood (12/01/2014) [-]
The amount of weed an elephant needs in grams is exactly equal to 100 x [(mass of elephant)/(mass of person).
#26 - Let's science this bitch up! Say 1 man needs 100 gra…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/01/2014 on Kiss Her 0
User avatar #29 - faguette (12/01/2014) [-]
nigga 100 grams is like whole fucking bale
User avatar #30 - Zokaraim (12/01/2014) [-]
I refuse your scientific proposal
#45 - culedood (12/01/2014) [-]
The amount of weed an elephant needs in grams is exactly equal to 100 x [(mass of elephant)/(mass of person).
#24 - I agree and understand. I am impressed some one got a…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/01/2014 on Kiss Her 0
#25 - culedood (12/01/2014) [-]
Give it some weed and you'll get it high in the sky.
User avatar #26 - Zokaraim (12/01/2014) [-]
Let's science this bitch up!

Say 1 man needs 100 grams of weed to get "high"

How much would an elephant need?
User avatar #29 - faguette (12/01/2014) [-]
nigga 100 grams is like whole fucking bale
User avatar #30 - Zokaraim (12/01/2014) [-]
I refuse your scientific proposal
#45 - culedood (12/01/2014) [-]
The amount of weed an elephant needs in grams is exactly equal to 100 x [(mass of elephant)/(mass of person).
#22 - Now that I didn't know, I always wondered how dropping a spide…  [+] (7 new replies) 12/01/2014 on Kiss Her 0
#23 - culedood (12/01/2014) [-]
That's a different reason. That's because they're small, and not very aerodynamic, so there are 2 reasons they don't die:
1. They hit the ground very slowly.
2. They're super strong compared to their size.
Similarly, dropping an elephant from 1 metre could break its bones, but dropping a human from 1 metre wouldn't (assuming both landed on their feet).
The more massive an animal is, the less it can take a fall.
User avatar #24 - Zokaraim (12/01/2014) [-]
I agree and understand.

I am impressed some one got an Elephant 1 metre high though
#25 - culedood (12/01/2014) [-]
Give it some weed and you'll get it high in the sky.
User avatar #26 - Zokaraim (12/01/2014) [-]
Let's science this bitch up!

Say 1 man needs 100 grams of weed to get "high"

How much would an elephant need?
User avatar #29 - faguette (12/01/2014) [-]
nigga 100 grams is like whole fucking bale
User avatar #30 - Zokaraim (12/01/2014) [-]
I refuse your scientific proposal
#45 - culedood (12/01/2014) [-]
The amount of weed an elephant needs in grams is exactly equal to 100 x [(mass of elephant)/(mass of person).
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User avatar #5 to #5 - Zokaraim (04/15/2011) [-]
I cant seem to join, when is your sever up?
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Our server is mainly on throughout the day.. but you're added in it.

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