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- i don't have a favorite pokemon, i could have an armie of zuba…
- I completely would, go to pokemon, and not give a single **** …
Then clearly Ash and his friends aren't your favorite character. Chances are you wouldn't be able to interact with your favorite pokemon, because technically they are characters on the show.
i don't have a favorite pokemon, i could have an armie of zubats and still be fine with it.
Concidering the time flow being really altered in the tv show i'm gessing that if i would to get into their world, all of the character's we seen would be old or dead, and more speicies of pokemon would be discovered.
- I love how there's a guy inside Doing the "Dumb bitch&quo…
Damn it Greg!
- Are we across the border yet? The dead body is starting to stink.
- I want to apologize For our bad news by offering you this deli…
That looks delicious. That looks delicious as fuck.
HAHAHA! I used this pic yesterday.
I'm sorry for being American...but is that syrup on cheese and fries?
Its gravy. Delicious gravy.
That's sounds good.
- What he means, some of Quebec's population are separatist, and…
Hoora for English speaking Quebecer's!
- I have a Life meaning Question now, if there's a world power D…
What a great idea!
Four potatoes, using zinc rods and no other materials, hooked up in two one-pair series wired in parallel with each other, will power two LED's at 1.6 volts/1 milliamp, or 0.0016 watts, for about fifteen minutes. The average power consumption of a consumer laptop, in 2012, was 24-47 watts. You would need a factory constantly churning out and wiring potato batteries at a rate of thousands per second just to keep your computer powered on, much less do anything with it.
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