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#328 - I completely would, go to pokemon, and not give a single …  [+] (3 new replies) 07/23/2013 on Would you? +1
User avatar #348 - subaqueousreach (07/23/2013) [-]
Then clearly Ash and his friends aren't your favorite character. Chances are you wouldn't be able to interact with your favorite pokemon, because technically they are characters on the show.
#341 - copperman (07/23/2013) [-]
User avatar #371 - Zocan (07/23/2013) [-]
i don't have a favorite pokemon, i could have an armie of zubats and still be fine with it.
Concidering the time flow being really altered in the tv show i'm gessing that if i would to get into their world, all of the character's we seen would be old or dead, and more speicies of pokemon would be discovered.
#13 - I love how there's a guy inside Doing the "Dumb bitch&quo… 07/20/2013 on Damn it Greg! +2
#31 - Are we across the border yet? The dead body is starting to stink. 06/23/2013 on Damn Mexicans! +20
#23 - I want to apologize For our bad news by offering you this deli…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/28/2013 on Deep north +13
User avatar #51 - rapsuskiller (05/28/2013) [-]
That looks delicious. That looks delicious as fuck.
User avatar #37 - italianfrosttroll (05/28/2013) [-]
HAHAHA! I used this pic yesterday.
#24 - anonymous (05/28/2013) [-]
I'm sorry for being American...but is that syrup on cheese and fries?
User avatar #25 - ycbself (05/28/2013) [-]
Its gravy. Delicious gravy.
User avatar #52 - mrnoodlez (05/28/2013) [-]
That's sounds good.
#22 - What he means, some of Quebec's population are separatist, and…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/28/2013 on Deep north 0
User avatar #45 - italianfrosttroll (05/28/2013) [-]
Hoora for English speaking Quebecer's!
#60 - I have a Life meaning Question now, if there's a world power D…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/05/2013 on What a great idea! 0
User avatar #70 - dedaluminus (05/05/2013) [-]
Four potatoes, using zinc rods and no other materials, hooked up in two one-pair series wired in parallel with each other, will power two LED's at 1.6 volts/1 milliamp, or 0.0016 watts, for about fifteen minutes. The average power consumption of a consumer laptop, in 2012, was 24-47 watts. You would need a factory constantly churning out and wiring potato batteries at a rate of thousands per second just to keep your computer powered on, much less do anything with it.
#73 - 3D line rifer? 05/04/2013 on 0 Fucks given 0
#58 - Zoo tycoon 3 04/28/2013 on Orca 167 is not happy 0
#23 - i'll be your friend if you want. 04/27/2013 on Vending machine fail 0
#6 - ************ .png What did you just say? 04/22/2013 on Alpha Male 0
#2 - Hey Guys What's the Email About? 04/22/2013 on Hot Granny 0
#35 - Alright So I can Have everything in it? Hmm A pool, wi… 04/22/2013 on as a cat person i agree... 0
#30 - Quys i was Actually thinking and i wanna know, What Would…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/22/2013 on as a cat person i agree... 0
User avatar #32 - tls (04/22/2013) [-]
Only a hammock? Dude you have enough money for an indoor yard! You can have a fuckton of stuff! A pool, a badass grilling/party area or dare I say it..


TWO HAMMOCKS!
User avatar #35 - Zocan (04/22/2013) [-]
Alright So I can Have everything in it?
Hmm
A pool, with fency fence around it, a medium walkpath going to a Fish pound near the end. a small indoor Waterfall Clift, (climbable too), I'd Also Have a small Gravel Pit, Where i'll train My Dogs To go shit, I also want an oak tree with a kickass Treehouse, and Hagning Down from It, a Sweet Hammac whit My Keyboard and mouse, my screen would be Assembled to the treehouse and My Internet High Speed Directly From my treehouse.

And Maybe if i want Compagny in my confort Paradice, i'll make a second hammac.
#29 - Just so you know, Running around in a backyard, is considered…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/22/2013 on as a cat person i agree... +2
User avatar #52 - fuzzyballs (04/23/2013) [-]
"to walk them"
dipshit
User avatar #33 - rainbowrush (04/22/2013) [-]
He never said he didn't go outside, dumbfuck
#17 - He probably as a Indoor BACKYARD guys, he doesn't have to go O…  [+] (12 new replies) 04/22/2013 on as a cat person i agree... +1
User avatar #20 - fuzzyballs (04/22/2013) [-]
....what? who?
did you misspell "has" and "an"?
I have a backyard, it's really long, so there's plenty of space for 3 dogs to run around and leave poop-bombs
User avatar #29 - Zocan (04/22/2013) [-]
Just so you know, Running around in a backyard, is considered Being Outside, Silly.
User avatar #52 - fuzzyballs (04/23/2013) [-]
"to walk them"
dipshit
User avatar #33 - rainbowrush (04/22/2013) [-]
He never said he didn't go outside, dumbfuck
User avatar #27 - tls (04/22/2013) [-]
Yes, this has been established.
The point our Angry Black Man friend is making is that you said you never go outside to walk them....but then you turn around and say you run around the backyard with them. Is a backyard not outside? Therefore contradicting your earlier statement of "I never go outside to walk them".

So one of two things is possible: You went full retard and contradicted yourself.... OR YOU HAVE AN INDOOR BACKYARD! WHICH ONE IS IT?!
User avatar #34 - rainbowrush (04/22/2013) [-]
I never go outside to walk them
I never go outside to walk them
I never go outside to walk them
I never go outside to walk them

Jesus fucking Christ, how can people be this stupid? Him being outside, in his backyard, playing with them doesn't contradict this in any way. Do you often walk a dog in a backyard?
User avatar #38 - tls (04/22/2013) [-]
Whoa, brohirrim. Chillax man. I don't know about you, but I'm having a fucking awesome day. I just found some motherfucking Oreos, and they're delicious. You seem angry, do you want an Oreo? I've got some milk for it too.

Look, when someone says that they're "walking" a dog, it's synonymous with exercise in general to me. So bloody sorry you don't think in the same way. Hey, do you smoke? I've got an ounce or so we can share. You could do with a chillout session.
#40 - zorororonoa (04/22/2013) [-]
this whole thread
#39 - rainbowrush (04/22/2013) [-]
Chill man. It's not your fault you're fuckin brain-dead.
#30 - Zocan (04/22/2013) [-]
Quys i was Actually thinking and i wanna know,
What Would You have in your Own persenal Indoor Yard?

Lets Start an Indoor Yard Tread
I'd probably Have a Hammac
User avatar #32 - tls (04/22/2013) [-]
Only a hammock? Dude you have enough money for an indoor yard! You can have a fuckton of stuff! A pool, a badass grilling/party area or dare I say it..


TWO HAMMOCKS!
User avatar #35 - Zocan (04/22/2013) [-]
Alright So I can Have everything in it?
Hmm
A pool, with fency fence around it, a medium walkpath going to a Fish pound near the end. a small indoor Waterfall Clift, (climbable too), I'd Also Have a small Gravel Pit, Where i'll train My Dogs To go shit, I also want an oak tree with a kickass Treehouse, and Hagning Down from It, a Sweet Hammac whit My Keyboard and mouse, my screen would be Assembled to the treehouse and My Internet High Speed Directly From my treehouse.

And Maybe if i want Compagny in my confort Paradice, i'll make a second hammac.
#24 - First get her set up so she thinks she as the house for herlse… 04/22/2013 on ...right? +3
#25 - Looks Like intence Diaria 04/21/2013 on Polymerization of Nitroaniline 0
#20 - I think your 'Girl' is actually OP Look at the hairy legs. 04/20/2013 on girl proposing to guy in... +7
#31 - and yet again no one care for Le Bat Man 04/20/2013 on When you see it . . . -1
#141 - I have only 1 question after scrolling this post. But i do… 04/15/2013 on Bad Hair Day -2
#67 - Does anyone have a link to this awesome Pokemon Fusion site?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/12/2013 on Manliest Pokemon Alive +1
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#307 - "M" "I" do'ing it wright? 02/22/2013 on Repost #10,000,000,000 -2
#65 - She's Putting on Her Ninja suit? 01/30/2013 on she died +1
#42 - **** Yeah Flutterball~!  [+] (1 new reply) 01/23/2013 on Puppy going down stairs -1
User avatar #43 - waffies (01/23/2013) [-]
Butterball* i believe
#117 - Those purple lines 01/01/2013 on brownies 0
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