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#226279 - I need to stop trying to hang out with girls. For the las…  [+] (19 new replies) 03/15/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
User avatar #226370 - afjhahsdsl (03/16/2014) [-]
Holy crap this happens all the time. Infact it just happened right now. She said she was gonna eat out with me but then she cancelled last minute. We made plans since last month.
#226377 - ZenMacros (03/16/2014) [-]
That sucks, man. This girl I've been planning to do something with her for two weeks. This same shit happened last week and now she's doing it again. Only last time she actually answered me back that day, but I haven't heard a word from her yet today. I don't know what to think, man.
User avatar #226387 - afjhahsdsl (03/16/2014) [-]
In my case, today. She called. But like after 7 miss calls. She said something came up and we'll just go the day after. On the other hand. This other girl that I also like(because she's a bro at times when it counts) asked if I wanted to hang out at Starbucks the day after. What should I do?

For your case. She either doesn't have the heart to turn you down cause.
- she either likes and isn't ready to start hanging out casually.
- she likes you. But as a guy friend. She can't say no cause she needs your friendship but only for specific reason.

to be honest. That pretty much sums up my "girl I like"



User avatar #226398 - ZenMacros (03/16/2014) [-]
Well the first girl at least tried to contact you and you've been planning that one for a while, so do that tomorrow and tell the other one you like that you already have plans and to schedule it for another day, maybe next weekend or something. She'll understand if she's as cool as you say.

it's hard to tell what's going on with these girls. Last week she had a legit reason (or at least I bought it because it sounded kind of plausible) for not getting back to me until late, but she hasn't responded AT ALL today. This is really frustrating.
User avatar #226406 - afjhahsdsl (03/16/2014) [-]
Would she get mad if you went over?
User avatar #226408 - ZenMacros (03/16/2014) [-]
I would have done that today, but 1. I don't have a car, and 2. I don't know where her house is. I haven't been talking to her very long, but we've been talking every day since we started.
User avatar #226441 - afjhahsdsl (03/16/2014) [-]
How many times have you guys gone out?
User avatar #226444 - ZenMacros (03/16/2014) [-]
We haven't yet. This was supposed to be our first time hanging out.
User avatar #226460 - afjhahsdsl (03/16/2014) [-]
Ill chat with you later. Im on the tab rigt now and its really hard to type cause fj lags
User avatar #226461 - ZenMacros (03/16/2014) [-]
All right bro, thanks for the talk.
User avatar #234622 - afjhahsdsl (03/28/2014) [-]
Now im on the PC
ahahaha..
User avatar #226301 - ivoryhammer (03/15/2014) [-]
Call them on their bullshit and see what they do.
User avatar #226304 - ZenMacros (03/15/2014) [-]
I'm gonna do that with the one I was supposed to see today...if she ever responds.
User avatar #226289 - aoeui (03/15/2014) [-]
She doesn't want to go out with you
User avatar #226292 - ZenMacros (03/15/2014) [-]
Thanks. But it's three different girls. And it's not like I asked them out on dates, I just asked to chill and do whatever.
User avatar #226296 - aoeui (03/15/2014) [-]
It's what girls do, mang. They just use male friends to make them feel better about themselves
User avatar #226299 - ZenMacros (03/15/2014) [-]
Yeah, I guess :/
I only have one guy friend here and he just recently got a job, so he's not as available as he used to be. But I should try to hang out with him more.
User avatar #226446 - thebestpieever (03/16/2014) [-]
No... don't listen to him, dude.
Like, yeah, your current girl friends may be shitty friends but that's just luck of the draw. Don't listen to any of his social advice.
User avatar #226449 - ZenMacros (03/16/2014) [-]
Of course. I was kinda just upset about the whole thing, and I was just saying that in the "heat" of the moment.
#225966 - I've had dreams like that. The only one I can vividly…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/15/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +2
#225970 - tvfreakuk (03/15/2014) [-]
One time when I started to know I could do whatever I wanted in a dream, I said to this guy I had a crush on "Hey, let's head to my room, y'know?"
He looked me up and down and went "No thanks."
I can't even get laid in a dream.


I also once woke myself up with my own breathing, I thought that was weird.
User avatar #225975 - thebestpieever (03/15/2014) [-]
LOL. That's the worst lucid dream I've ever heard of.
User avatar #226006 - tvfreakuk (03/15/2014) [-]
Shut up, best pie. You aren't even the best pie.
Pork is best pie. We've discussed this.
User avatar #226012 - thebestpieever (03/15/2014) [-]
Why are you so mean?
User avatar #226086 - tvfreakuk (03/15/2014) [-]
WHY ARE YOU SUCH A SHITTY PIE?!
#225953 - I do think it's stupid when people criticize a game, especiall… 03/15/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#225944 - I'm actually sad myself that I'll never have telekenetic power…  [+] (7 new replies) 03/15/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +2
#225962 - tvfreakuk (03/15/2014) [-]
I had a dream where I had telekinesis earlier the other year, and I was doing all kinds of cool shit and pulling pranks on people and making them float.
I woke up and I was in one of those states where you think your dream actually happened, and tried moving stuff in my room around with my mind
mfw it didn't work
#225966 - ZenMacros (03/15/2014) [-]
I've had dreams like that.

The only one I can vividly remember was one from when I was in middle school. My biggest wish was always to have omnipotence (I didn't know that word back then, so I called it "the power to do anything"). One night I had a dream where I had that power. First thing I did was get a girl that I had a huge crush on in front of me, ready to do whatever I wanted. She asked me where we were gonna go, and I said "shower." But when I said shower in my dream, I also said it in real life, and my actual mouth saying it caused me to wake myself up.

Waking up from something like that is fucking depressing.
#225970 - tvfreakuk (03/15/2014) [-]
One time when I started to know I could do whatever I wanted in a dream, I said to this guy I had a crush on "Hey, let's head to my room, y'know?"
He looked me up and down and went "No thanks."
I can't even get laid in a dream.


I also once woke myself up with my own breathing, I thought that was weird.
User avatar #225975 - thebestpieever (03/15/2014) [-]
LOL. That's the worst lucid dream I've ever heard of.
User avatar #226006 - tvfreakuk (03/15/2014) [-]
Shut up, best pie. You aren't even the best pie.
Pork is best pie. We've discussed this.
User avatar #226012 - thebestpieever (03/15/2014) [-]
Why are you so mean?
User avatar #226086 - tvfreakuk (03/15/2014) [-]
WHY ARE YOU SUCH A SHITTY PIE?!
#225891 - Never said it was hard, it just took forever. It never seemed … 03/15/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#58 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 03/15/2014 on Hurrvey Durrnt +63
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#111 - stopsdropsand (03/15/2014) [-]
One-Face
#89 - bruinslover (03/15/2014) [-]
#225854 - Yes! That's it, thank you.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/15/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#225888 - lulzforadddm (03/15/2014) [-]
that was hard for you? seriously... sorry but skyrim was okay even on master mode, not close to something i'd define as hard
User avatar #225891 - ZenMacros (03/15/2014) [-]
Never said it was hard, it just took forever. It never seemed to end, every time it looked like I was getting to the last part, sure enough there was more. The actual difficulty of it was nothing, though.
#225842 - I'd say he has every right to be upset if you seriously "…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/15/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#225865 - lulzforadddm (03/15/2014) [-]
yep i do however i do have friends that listen to it
stay mad though
#225833 - Also, that one dungeon in the main quest of Skyrim. Forgot wha…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/15/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #225845 - amberluger (03/15/2014) [-]
the labyrinth?
User avatar #225854 - ZenMacros (03/15/2014) [-]
Yes! That's it, thank you.
#225888 - lulzforadddm (03/15/2014) [-]
that was hard for you? seriously... sorry but skyrim was okay even on master mode, not close to something i'd define as hard
User avatar #225891 - ZenMacros (03/15/2014) [-]
Never said it was hard, it just took forever. It never seemed to end, every time it looked like I was getting to the last part, sure enough there was more. The actual difficulty of it was nothing, though.
#225826 - Majora's Mask Great Bay Temple. That room with the water …  [+] (5 new replies) 03/15/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #225833 - ZenMacros (03/15/2014) [-]
Also, that one dungeon in the main quest of Skyrim. Forgot what it's called, it's the one that had the reanimated dragon skeleton in one room. Fucking god, that dungeon went on FOREVER.
User avatar #225845 - amberluger (03/15/2014) [-]
the labyrinth?
User avatar #225854 - ZenMacros (03/15/2014) [-]
Yes! That's it, thank you.
#225888 - lulzforadddm (03/15/2014) [-]
that was hard for you? seriously... sorry but skyrim was okay even on master mode, not close to something i'd define as hard
User avatar #225891 - ZenMacros (03/15/2014) [-]
Never said it was hard, it just took forever. It never seemed to end, every time it looked like I was getting to the last part, sure enough there was more. The actual difficulty of it was nothing, though.
#225817 - It didn't scare me, it's just makes my heart race whenever I h…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/15/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#225818 - 4chan refugee (03/15/2014) [-]
It just frustrated me, having to stop and shoot it with an arrow every once in awhile.
#225760 - You found me out. I'm gonna have to kill you now. 03/15/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
#225755 - >implying argonians exist >implying anything exists  [+] (2 new replies) 03/15/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
#225756 - tvfreakuk (03/15/2014) [-]
I see how it is
They got you didn't they?
THEY'RE PAYING YOU OFF, AREN'T THEY?!
#225760 - ZenMacros (03/15/2014) [-]
You found me out. I'm gonna have to kill you now.
#225745 - u tryna start somethin m80?  [+] (4 new replies) 03/15/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
#225748 - tvfreakuk (03/15/2014) [-]
Oh nothing, I'm just laughing at your idiotic ignorance, and how you'll probably be the first to be killed when the lizard leaders of the world finally reveal their intentions to use mankind as their source of sustenance.
#225755 - ZenMacros (03/15/2014) [-]
>implying argonians exist
>implying anything exists
#225756 - tvfreakuk (03/15/2014) [-]
I see how it is
They got you didn't they?
THEY'RE PAYING YOU OFF, AREN'T THEY?!
#225760 - ZenMacros (03/15/2014) [-]
You found me out. I'm gonna have to kill you now.
#225740 - Anytime someone even mentions the Illuminati unironically, I w…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/15/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +2
#225743 - tvfreakuk (03/15/2014) [-]
Tsk, sheeple.
#225745 - ZenMacros (03/15/2014) [-]
u tryna start somethin m80?
#225748 - tvfreakuk (03/15/2014) [-]
Oh nothing, I'm just laughing at your idiotic ignorance, and how you'll probably be the first to be killed when the lizard leaders of the world finally reveal their intentions to use mankind as their source of sustenance.
#225755 - ZenMacros (03/15/2014) [-]
>implying argonians exist
>implying anything exists
#225756 - tvfreakuk (03/15/2014) [-]
I see how it is
They got you didn't they?
THEY'RE PAYING YOU OFF, AREN'T THEY?!
#225760 - ZenMacros (03/15/2014) [-]
You found me out. I'm gonna have to kill you now.
#225735 - Wow. I had only known Steve Harvey from his standup and Family…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/15/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
#225741 - lulzforadddm (03/15/2014) [-]
SAME
#225665 - I don't hate those tumblr posts as much as a lot of others do … 03/14/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#225648 - Thank god Smash Bros is coming out for 3DS as well. I bought a… 03/14/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#51 - So I thought the girl was really cute and I was just about rea… 03/14/2014 on Literal names 0
#225525 - Why you gotta be like dat, mane. 03/14/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#22 - Well yeah but it just seems kinda dumb to make a bunch of your…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/14/2014 on Flesh And The Power It Holds 0
#25 - archael (03/14/2014) [-]
You mean like how they COULD HAVE LEARNED KAIOKEN AND MAYBE STILL PLAYED A ROLE?

Yeah, I honestly never understood that shit.
#225508 - You've fapped 9 times today and it's just now starting to hurt…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/14/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#225557 - saltyfries (03/14/2014) [-]
3 times max here, and by the 3rd time hardly anything cums out...
User avatar #225520 - leonhardt (03/14/2014) [-]
Lol casual
User avatar #225525 - ZenMacros (03/14/2014) [-]
Why you gotta be like dat, mane.
#225506 - I used to feel the same way a couple years ago. I looked fine … 03/14/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#19 - Tien was always my favorite non Saiyan character (my favorite …  [+] (3 new replies) 03/14/2014 on Flesh And The Power It Holds 0
User avatar #21 - thebaseballexpert (03/14/2014) [-]
but their power was limited and dangerous niggers kept getting stronger. with saiyans, you could add another hair style and say it was SS7 or whatever, with humans its like. Ok, he got bigger muscles, what next?
User avatar #22 - ZenMacros (03/14/2014) [-]
Well yeah but it just seems kinda dumb to make a bunch of your once important characters useless.
#25 - archael (03/14/2014) [-]
You mean like how they COULD HAVE LEARNED KAIOKEN AND MAYBE STILL PLAYED A ROLE?

Yeah, I honestly never understood that shit.
#225087 - I know what picture you're talking about and it's definitely a… 03/14/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
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User avatar #75 to #74 - ZenMacros (02/21/2013) [-]
It'd be easier to just give you a link instead of explaining lol.

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User avatar #70 - ZakisBak (08/12/2012) [-]
what trade request did u accept of mine?
User avatar #71 to #70 - ZenMacros (08/12/2012) [-]
If you're not the one who traded me the Crown Banner, then it was just some meaningless thing, can't even remember what it was.
User avatar #67 - foolycoolyy (06/22/2012) [-]
to answer your question on lustads content; yes
#66 to #67 - ZenMacros (04/28/2012) [-]
Thanks broski
Thanks broski
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User avatar #41 - lindsaaay (11/11/2011) [-]
hahah oh
User avatar #42 to #42 - ZenMacros (11/11/2011) [-]
Just had to since you're a Jersey girl just like me haha, wait....
User avatar #43 to #43 - lindsaaay (11/11/2011) [-]
haha you're a Jersey girl? never would've guessed.
User avatar #44 to #44 - ZenMacros (11/11/2011) [-]
Yes, I am. Whatchu gonna do about it?
User avatar #45 to #45 - lindsaaay (11/11/2011) [-]
loll. where in jersey are you from?
User avatar #46 to #46 - ZenMacros (11/11/2011) [-]
Central Jersey, Bordentown. You?
User avatar #47 to #47 - lindsaaay (11/11/2011) [-]
i live a little more north i believe. like an hour away.
User avatar #48 to #48 - ZenMacros (11/11/2011) [-]
I used to live in North Jersey, I lived in Paterson for like a year and a half.
User avatar #49 to #49 - lindsaaay (11/11/2011) [-]
oh cool, yeah that's like a half hour away from me
User avatar #50 to #50 - ZenMacros (11/11/2011) [-]
Sadly I don't live in NJ anymore. I like Florida, but I wanna go back home :(
User avatar #51 to #51 - lindsaaay (11/11/2011) [-]
aw. are you in college?
User avatar #52 to #52 - ZenMacros (11/11/2011) [-]
Yeah, that's mainly why I'm down here. I wanted to go to William Paterson University in Wayne, but I couldn't afford it or take out a loan that big, so I'm here with my grandparents. The school I'm going to is good, but I'd much rather be at WPU.
User avatar #53 to #53 - lindsaaay (11/11/2011) [-]
yeah, college is so damn expensive. where do you go now?
User avatar #54 to #54 - ZenMacros (11/11/2011) [-]
Keiser University. I'm studying forensics, but I really wanted to go to WPU and do a program that had basically everything for entertainment, whether you wanted to be on or offscreen. Are you going to school?
User avatar #55 to #55 - lindsaaay (11/11/2011) [-]
i'm still in high school /: haha
User avatar #56 to #56 - ZenMacros (11/11/2011) [-]
Wait, how old are you?
User avatar #57 to #57 - lindsaaay (11/12/2011) [-]
17. but you can't have an account until you're 18 so i just said i was 18.
User avatar #58 to #58 - ZenMacros (11/12/2011) [-]
Oh okay, I gotcha. You plan on going to college?
User avatar #59 to #59 - lindsaaay (11/12/2011) [-]
yup. i actually visited UDel today.
User avatar #60 to #60 - ZenMacros (11/12/2011) [-]
Where's that at?
User avatar #61 to #61 - lindsaaay (11/12/2011) [-]
UDel is University of Delaware.
User avatar #40 - jingleforth (10/17/2011) [-]
Negro, Let me mold yo ***** azz.

One Piece sucks DICK for the first 30ish episodes. Almost everybody agrees. Please, Start at the GrandLine arc. There's all kinds of funny **** , I can explain some to you if you like.
User avatar #39 - lordheckler (09/18/2011) [-]
Done, Almost all your stuff are thumbed up!

Have a nice day sir!
#38 - mehehe ONLINE (09/18/2011) [-]
Yo...Colonel Mehehe reporting from the bron­y program... currently running through your posts thumbing up everything..

may you have a awesome day buddy...

And btw your latest post was actually pretty funny...
#37 - diamondminer (09/18/2011) [-]
You are absolutely  
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sincerely,  
ponysexuals
You are absolutely
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sincerely,
ponysexuals
#33 - mangioluingi ONLINE (09/18/2011) [-]
hello friend

I just wanna let you know that you are a pretty cool guy
User avatar #32 - brometheus (09/18/2011) [-]
thumbed you up, sincerely ponysexuals
#31 - plataeiou (09/18/2011) [-]
Have a dashie pic!
User avatar #30 - yourbestfriend (09/18/2011) [-]
Hey, just here letting you know all of us ponysexuals love you.
#29 - mazzyrazzy (09/18/2011) [-]
Hey :) You've been choosen randomly to receive the benefit of a new b.rony program, Helping Hooves, a program where a few of us pick a user at random and thumb up all their content and comments.
#36 to #29 - ZenMacros (09/18/2011) [-]
Wooooooooooooooooo
#27 - killerzombie (09/17/2011) [-]
**killerzombie rolled user schaeferboi **
You have been murdered.
Kill the user rolled above by posting this on their page, and you will get your soul back and revive.
#26 - bassagent (08/28/2011) [-]
why did you repost my comment?
#24 - torkarta (07/28/2011) [-]
just gonna leave this here for you.
heard your into her. dont feel bad i am too lol
User avatar #25 to #24 - ZenMacros (07/29/2011) [-]
Haha thanks. I'm not really into hentai anymore, but I do get into it form time to time.
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