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murrlogic (12/11/2015) [-] Keep in mind if a review ends up getting delayed for a long period of time blame my internet
Its awful. Comcast existing is a media travesty.
Its awful. Comcast existing is a media travesty.
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murrlogic (12/04/2015) [-] Smackdown spoilers
>Dark Matches
>The Miz defeated Dolph Ziggler due to interference from Tyler Breeze
>Ryback squashed Bo Dallas
>Titus O' Neal defeated Stardust
Hour 1
Smackdown opened up to the Roman Reigns roasting session staring The New Day and The League of Nations. Roman looks so hopeless when he has to do promos its been 2 and a half weeks and he can't give proper banter to ******* Sheamus of all people.
Tyler Breeze defeated Neville due to interference from Summer Rae. Outside of that flaccid ending this match was pretty good. Not as great as their matches on NXT but for an opener it was perfectly fine.
The Miz and Neville cut a promo backstage. Miz compared Neville to Daniel Bryan saying how it was because of his Season 1 NXT training, Daniel Bryan main evented Wrestlemania 30 the way he main evented Wrestlemania 27. He gave Neville a card to call his agent and an autographed copy of Santa's Little Helper that ****** straight to DVD z-flick straight from WWE Studios.
Rusev and Lana had an interview with Renee Young backstage. Rusev is stuck doing two different storylines right now: He's needed to help Roman Reigns look strong against Sheamus AND he's in a continuation of this ****** love triangle storyline but instead of Summer Rae and Dolph Ziggler...ITS RYBACK! ******* RYBACK! Also have you seen the latest WWE.com interview with Michael Cole, Lana, and Rusev about what was Lana's "sexual preference in men?" Lana botched her entire script constantly breaking her kayfabe accent and then giving Rusev the fakest unenthusiastic kiss imaginable.
Hour 2
The New Day defeated Dean Ambrose and The Usos. The stipulation to this match was if The Roman Empire lost this match, security would escort them out of the building and Roman Reigns would have to face The League of Nations by himself.
R-Truth is a cartoon character. He's now just allowed to break the 4th wall and reality as much as he wants as seen him entering the Wyatt Dungeon
Bray Wyatt squashed Devon Dudley. Bubba and Tommy Dreamer attacked the Wyatts with Kendo sticks only for Bubba to pass out to Strowman's sleeper hold and for Rowan to slam Dreamer through a table.
Roman Reigns defeated Sheamus, Wade Barrett, Rusev, and Alberto Del Rio via countout. I'm guessing this is suppose to make both competitors look strong because you don't want Roman beating all 4 guys he's suppose to be feuding with and you don't want The League of Nations completely dominating Roman, the babyface, before TLC
>Dark Matches
>The Miz defeated Dolph Ziggler due to interference from Tyler Breeze
>Ryback squashed Bo Dallas
>Titus O' Neal defeated Stardust
Hour 1
Smackdown opened up to the Roman Reigns roasting session staring The New Day and The League of Nations. Roman looks so hopeless when he has to do promos its been 2 and a half weeks and he can't give proper banter to ******* Sheamus of all people.
Tyler Breeze defeated Neville due to interference from Summer Rae. Outside of that flaccid ending this match was pretty good. Not as great as their matches on NXT but for an opener it was perfectly fine.
The Miz and Neville cut a promo backstage. Miz compared Neville to Daniel Bryan saying how it was because of his Season 1 NXT training, Daniel Bryan main evented Wrestlemania 30 the way he main evented Wrestlemania 27. He gave Neville a card to call his agent and an autographed copy of Santa's Little Helper that ****** straight to DVD z-flick straight from WWE Studios.
Rusev and Lana had an interview with Renee Young backstage. Rusev is stuck doing two different storylines right now: He's needed to help Roman Reigns look strong against Sheamus AND he's in a continuation of this ****** love triangle storyline but instead of Summer Rae and Dolph Ziggler...ITS RYBACK! ******* RYBACK! Also have you seen the latest WWE.com interview with Michael Cole, Lana, and Rusev about what was Lana's "sexual preference in men?" Lana botched her entire script constantly breaking her kayfabe accent and then giving Rusev the fakest unenthusiastic kiss imaginable.
Hour 2
The New Day defeated Dean Ambrose and The Usos. The stipulation to this match was if The Roman Empire lost this match, security would escort them out of the building and Roman Reigns would have to face The League of Nations by himself.
R-Truth is a cartoon character. He's now just allowed to break the 4th wall and reality as much as he wants as seen him entering the Wyatt Dungeon
Bray Wyatt squashed Devon Dudley. Bubba and Tommy Dreamer attacked the Wyatts with Kendo sticks only for Bubba to pass out to Strowman's sleeper hold and for Rowan to slam Dreamer through a table.
Roman Reigns defeated Sheamus, Wade Barrett, Rusev, and Alberto Del Rio via countout. I'm guessing this is suppose to make both competitors look strong because you don't want Roman beating all 4 guys he's suppose to be feuding with and you don't want The League of Nations completely dominating Roman, the babyface, before TLC
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murrlogic (12/02/2015) [-] Hour 2
United States Championship Open Challenge: Alberto Del Rio defeated Goldust. He's still using that stupid footstomp over The Armbar. Swagger got a massive pop chasing Latin No Heat away.
The New Day Sabotaged a great match between Usos and The Lucha Dragons
The 5:15 Beat the Clock Challenge Introduced the beginning of the League of Nations. The New Day started selling WWE Merch near the end of the second hour.
Normally I don't bring up Divas segments but this needs to be addressed how WWE is never going to be as popular as the UFC Womens division. Charlotte turned heel...this had to be because this entire ******* division is all heels and even Brie tweens like crazy. Paige and Charlotte...both heels now. Meaning Sasha needs to turn face or they need to push Becky to the ******* moon.
Adam Rose is a backstage commentator...he's really ******* **** .
Stardust and Titus O'Neal are now officially a feud since Cesaro is injured. Both of these men re-enacted The Grinch.
United States Championship Open Challenge: Alberto Del Rio defeated Goldust. He's still using that stupid footstomp over The Armbar. Swagger got a massive pop chasing Latin No Heat away.
The New Day Sabotaged a great match between Usos and The Lucha Dragons
The 5:15 Beat the Clock Challenge Introduced the beginning of the League of Nations. The New Day started selling WWE Merch near the end of the second hour.
Normally I don't bring up Divas segments but this needs to be addressed how WWE is never going to be as popular as the UFC Womens division. Charlotte turned heel...this had to be because this entire ******* division is all heels and even Brie tweens like crazy. Paige and Charlotte...both heels now. Meaning Sasha needs to turn face or they need to push Becky to the ******* moon.
Adam Rose is a backstage commentator...he's really ******* **** .
Stardust and Titus O'Neal are now officially a feud since Cesaro is injured. Both of these men re-enacted The Grinch.
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ZenMacros (12/02/2015) [-] >protecting the cross armbreaker by having him only use it in high profile matches
>first time he uses it since returning and Ramen no sells it
gg
>Charlotte turned heel
Seriously? Or did she just do something heelish but it was played off as being the right thing to do?
>first time he uses it since returning and Ramen no sells it
gg
>Charlotte turned heel
Seriously? Or did she just do something heelish but it was played off as being the right thing to do?
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murrlogic (12/02/2015) [-] I think I might be at the Main Event now. I don't think there is anything after this 7 vs 4 Handicap Tag Match.
I'm just gonna assume it ends via disqualification. I'm still trying to comprehend how long Dreamer can keep the pop going.
I give it a week. Maybe 2 depending upon which cities we visit and how many paydays Vince wanna give him.
I'm just gonna assume it ends via disqualification. I'm still trying to comprehend how long Dreamer can keep the pop going.
I give it a week. Maybe 2 depending upon which cities we visit and how many paydays Vince wanna give him.
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murrlogic (11/27/2015) [-] "Not So" Main Event.
Titus O' Neal defeated Stardust via Countout
Rusev defeated Zack Ryder via Submission
Ryback defeated Heath Slater via Pinfall
Smackdown: "Thinking about killing myself again" edition
The show opened up with a promo between Roman Reigns and Sheamus. Sheamus was promoing circles around Roman Reigns. Sheamus even with his basic vanilla promo skills was cutting leagues of fire over Roman who awkwardly muttered to himself.
Bubba Ray and Devon defeated Erick Rowan and Brawn Strowman via Disqualification. This match was nowhere near as good as the hoss fest between Bubba and Luke Harper on Raw. This was below average "House Show" Match.
The New Day had a banquet of food provided for all the heels. Heath Slater came in with a bowl of slaw that tasted like "moldy bandaids," Adam Rose had "Rabbit Stew," and The Ascension brought nothing. Xavier Woods dressed as the Gobbelty Gooker
United States Championship Match: Jack Swagger defeated Alberto Del Rio via Disqualification. Del Rio proceeded to beat Swagger mercilessly with a chair. So it looks like these two undercard geeks are getting the Chairs Match at the PPV while Owens and Ambrose get the Tables Match.
Dean Ambrose defeated Dolph Ziggler and Tyler Breeze in a #1 contenders Triple Threat match for a shot at the Intercontinental Championship. The very SECOND this match card flashed up on screen you knew who the winner was. More predictable then Roman Reigns winning 2 Qualifying matches to "earn" his Contendership then the Championship.
Kalisto and Sin Cara defeated Big E. Langston and Kofi Kingston in a "Qualifying Match" to take part in the 3 person ladder match at TLC for the WWE Tag-Team Championships. One of the Usos, attacked Xavier Woods backstage, stole his costume, and then ****** the New Day out of a victory.
Titus O' Neal defeated Stardust via Countout
Rusev defeated Zack Ryder via Submission
Ryback defeated Heath Slater via Pinfall
Smackdown: "Thinking about killing myself again" edition
The show opened up with a promo between Roman Reigns and Sheamus. Sheamus was promoing circles around Roman Reigns. Sheamus even with his basic vanilla promo skills was cutting leagues of fire over Roman who awkwardly muttered to himself.
Bubba Ray and Devon defeated Erick Rowan and Brawn Strowman via Disqualification. This match was nowhere near as good as the hoss fest between Bubba and Luke Harper on Raw. This was below average "House Show" Match.
The New Day had a banquet of food provided for all the heels. Heath Slater came in with a bowl of slaw that tasted like "moldy bandaids," Adam Rose had "Rabbit Stew," and The Ascension brought nothing. Xavier Woods dressed as the Gobbelty Gooker
United States Championship Match: Jack Swagger defeated Alberto Del Rio via Disqualification. Del Rio proceeded to beat Swagger mercilessly with a chair. So it looks like these two undercard geeks are getting the Chairs Match at the PPV while Owens and Ambrose get the Tables Match.
Dean Ambrose defeated Dolph Ziggler and Tyler Breeze in a #1 contenders Triple Threat match for a shot at the Intercontinental Championship. The very SECOND this match card flashed up on screen you knew who the winner was. More predictable then Roman Reigns winning 2 Qualifying matches to "earn" his Contendership then the Championship.
Kalisto and Sin Cara defeated Big E. Langston and Kofi Kingston in a "Qualifying Match" to take part in the 3 person ladder match at TLC for the WWE Tag-Team Championships. One of the Usos, attacked Xavier Woods backstage, stole his costume, and then ****** the New Day out of a victory.
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ZenMacros (11/27/2015) [-] Holy **** , I just watched that opening promo. Sheamus ******* massacred Roman. Sheamus has never been a great promo but has never been particularly bad either. But this was easily the best promo he's ever done. Showed more charisma here than he has since he first debuted. And they think this guy is gonna get people to boo Roman? smdh fam
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ZenMacros (11/28/2015) [-] They've booked themselves into a corner. They want Roman to get over, so a brutal TLC match is a good thing for him. But at the same time a TLC match is dangerous and they can't afford to have yet another injury happen. Lord knows how badly they'd panic if Roman were to get injured.
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murrlogic (11/26/2015) [-] Raw: "Holy **** everyone is ******* injuried the state of your ******* roster" edition
>Raw opened up with Triple H, Stephanie McMahon, Roman Reigns, and Sheamus setting up the main event for TLC being Roman Reigns vs Sheamus in a TLC match for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship. We get to see these two green bastards stiff the **** outta each other with weapons involved so I better ******* see some serious carnage in this match. Rusev made his return in this segment.
>One thing to note about Rusev, Lana is suspended till further notice. I ******* wish I was joking about this. Lana is irate about the Ziggler story line being Vince's ploy to have them get into a real life divorce with Rusev that she has been shooting hard on Twitter. Rusev is gonna get buried so hard in the midcard because of this he might as well be a comedy act.
>Bray Wyatt and Luke Harper defeated The Dudley Boys. This ******* ruled. I never knew how much I wanted a stiff match between Luke and Bubba. This is gonna be the first enjoyable feud I have ever seen involving the Wyatts that didn't involve "The Shield"
>Bray Wyatt has now completely moved on from the Undertaker by the way and the circumstance relating to Erick Rowan has immediately been forgotten about. So no split angle yet.
>The New Day cut a promo saying how Country Music is the worst music on the market right now. That is factually incorrect. That would be Dubstep. Kofi went into a worked shoot saying how its Kofi Nahaje Sarkodie-Mensah who hates Country Music not his "character" Kofi Kingston. Somewhere Punk popped a blood vessel in his eye.
>The Lucha Dragons and The Usos both wanted a title match at TLC so here are your contestants for the designated ladder match of the PPV. This is MOTN material right here.
>Neville defeated Mark Henry. This match...exists.
>Titus O'Neal discovered Stardust secret green screen layer because Goldust gave him directions. Titus O' Neal, Darren Young, and Goldust defeated Stardust and The Ascension. This was "a match" that could have easily been on Main Event or Superstars. Again, another match that was just "sorta there"
>Jack Swagger, Alberto Del Rio, and Zeb cut a promo. Nothing happened here except maybe setting up a possible Tables Match for the United States Championship. Also, Grindr is a gay porn website that Zeb thinks its part of Social media.
>Ryback and Heath Slater had a segment. Slater smashed a guitar on Ryback's head like he was Jeff Jarrett in WCW. Ryback no sold the **** out of this and beat the **** out of Slater to a massive pop.
>Dean Ambrose and Dolph Ziggler defeated Tyler Breeze and Kevin Owens in 5 MINUTES! Everyone did a bunch of spots in a rapid amount of time till Ambrose hit the DDT on Breeze for the win. I'm guessing Ambrose and Owens will get the Chairs match of the PPV for the Intercontinental Championship
>Rusev and Roman went 18 MINUTES AND ENDED ON A DQ FINISH! Roman outmaneuvered Sheamus, Barrett, and Rusev all by himself to a loud pop in this southern hick ******** . Unbelievable. There was no reason why Ambrose and Owens had to work a shorter match.
>Raw opened up with Triple H, Stephanie McMahon, Roman Reigns, and Sheamus setting up the main event for TLC being Roman Reigns vs Sheamus in a TLC match for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship. We get to see these two green bastards stiff the **** outta each other with weapons involved so I better ******* see some serious carnage in this match. Rusev made his return in this segment.
>One thing to note about Rusev, Lana is suspended till further notice. I ******* wish I was joking about this. Lana is irate about the Ziggler story line being Vince's ploy to have them get into a real life divorce with Rusev that she has been shooting hard on Twitter. Rusev is gonna get buried so hard in the midcard because of this he might as well be a comedy act.
>Bray Wyatt and Luke Harper defeated The Dudley Boys. This ******* ruled. I never knew how much I wanted a stiff match between Luke and Bubba. This is gonna be the first enjoyable feud I have ever seen involving the Wyatts that didn't involve "The Shield"
>Bray Wyatt has now completely moved on from the Undertaker by the way and the circumstance relating to Erick Rowan has immediately been forgotten about. So no split angle yet.
>The New Day cut a promo saying how Country Music is the worst music on the market right now. That is factually incorrect. That would be Dubstep. Kofi went into a worked shoot saying how its Kofi Nahaje Sarkodie-Mensah who hates Country Music not his "character" Kofi Kingston. Somewhere Punk popped a blood vessel in his eye.
>The Lucha Dragons and The Usos both wanted a title match at TLC so here are your contestants for the designated ladder match of the PPV. This is MOTN material right here.
>Neville defeated Mark Henry. This match...exists.
>Titus O'Neal discovered Stardust secret green screen layer because Goldust gave him directions. Titus O' Neal, Darren Young, and Goldust defeated Stardust and The Ascension. This was "a match" that could have easily been on Main Event or Superstars. Again, another match that was just "sorta there"
>Jack Swagger, Alberto Del Rio, and Zeb cut a promo. Nothing happened here except maybe setting up a possible Tables Match for the United States Championship. Also, Grindr is a gay porn website that Zeb thinks its part of Social media.
>Ryback and Heath Slater had a segment. Slater smashed a guitar on Ryback's head like he was Jeff Jarrett in WCW. Ryback no sold the **** out of this and beat the **** out of Slater to a massive pop.
>Dean Ambrose and Dolph Ziggler defeated Tyler Breeze and Kevin Owens in 5 MINUTES! Everyone did a bunch of spots in a rapid amount of time till Ambrose hit the DDT on Breeze for the win. I'm guessing Ambrose and Owens will get the Chairs match of the PPV for the Intercontinental Championship
>Rusev and Roman went 18 MINUTES AND ENDED ON A DQ FINISH! Roman outmaneuvered Sheamus, Barrett, and Rusev all by himself to a loud pop in this southern hick ******** . Unbelievable. There was no reason why Ambrose and Owens had to work a shorter match.
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murrlogic (11/24/2015) [-] Survivor Series 2015 "Sorry I am late blame my ****** comcast internet" Review
Team Goldust (Goldust, Titus O' Neal, Bubba Ray and D-Von, and Neville) vs. Team Stardust (Stardust, Viktor and Konnor, Bo Dallas, and The Miz
I gave this match ** and a 1/2 stars. I think Bo and Miz were the only good parts of this match and I usually hate them when they're by themselves but I think they did fairly well as a team. The Ascension is **** and since Cesaro is in the hospital it looks like we're getting Miz/Neville and Goldust/Stardust feuds
Team New Day (Kofi Kingston, Xavier Woods, Big E. Langston, Sheamus, and Wade Barrett) vs. Team Ryback (Jimmy and Jey, Kaliso, Sin Cara, and Ryback)
Significantly more improved then the pre-show survivor series match. This was just a really goofy comedy match and i'm OK with this. Barrett was just sorta there, Sheamus's job was to be white as **** and New Day is never not based ***
Tyler Breeze vs. Dolph Ziggler
Something tells me this match should have gone longer but they cut it for time for some ungodly reason. This went 6 minutes. Also the Unprettier is the best move to give someone like Breeze. **
The Undertaker and Kane vs Bray Wyatt and Luke Harper
And just like that this feud is already over with the biggest whimper imaginable. Poor ******* Bray losing another match and judging from what happened the following night, Bray is now feuding with the Dudley Boys for the Tag-Team Championship contendership. He's rethinking his "strategies." Also Erick Rowan might be turning face again...because Vince hates him. **
Roman Reigns defeated Alberto Del Rio
Alberto ******* tried to get a good match out of Roman but he is no Cesaro. Roman clumsily walked into all of Del Rio's moves and even powered out of the Arm Bar. This would have been a pretty decent Raw match. Nothing else. ** and a 1/2 stars
Dean Ambrose defeated Kevin Owens
Thought this match went kinda slow but I am gonna give it *** stars for a Psychology standpoint and for the fact both these men did their damndest to put on a good match
Roman Reigns wins the WWE Championship in less than 9 minutes
This buried the **** out of Dean AND DEAN AND ROMAN ARE STILL FACES AFTER THIS! ALL THAT ******* CONFETTI AND PYRO WASTED ON ROMAN REIGNS
Sheamus cashing in
Its already been confirmed from last night the main event of TLC is a TLC match between Roman and Sheamus...these ******* are going to be climbing ladders to grab the Championship...if there is a god they both get ****** up and the main event of the Royal Rumble is Owens vs Ambrose for the vacated Championship
Team Goldust (Goldust, Titus O' Neal, Bubba Ray and D-Von, and Neville) vs. Team Stardust (Stardust, Viktor and Konnor, Bo Dallas, and The Miz
I gave this match ** and a 1/2 stars. I think Bo and Miz were the only good parts of this match and I usually hate them when they're by themselves but I think they did fairly well as a team. The Ascension is **** and since Cesaro is in the hospital it looks like we're getting Miz/Neville and Goldust/Stardust feuds
Team New Day (Kofi Kingston, Xavier Woods, Big E. Langston, Sheamus, and Wade Barrett) vs. Team Ryback (Jimmy and Jey, Kaliso, Sin Cara, and Ryback)
Significantly more improved then the pre-show survivor series match. This was just a really goofy comedy match and i'm OK with this. Barrett was just sorta there, Sheamus's job was to be white as **** and New Day is never not based ***
Tyler Breeze vs. Dolph Ziggler
Something tells me this match should have gone longer but they cut it for time for some ungodly reason. This went 6 minutes. Also the Unprettier is the best move to give someone like Breeze. **
The Undertaker and Kane vs Bray Wyatt and Luke Harper
And just like that this feud is already over with the biggest whimper imaginable. Poor ******* Bray losing another match and judging from what happened the following night, Bray is now feuding with the Dudley Boys for the Tag-Team Championship contendership. He's rethinking his "strategies." Also Erick Rowan might be turning face again...because Vince hates him. **
Roman Reigns defeated Alberto Del Rio
Alberto ******* tried to get a good match out of Roman but he is no Cesaro. Roman clumsily walked into all of Del Rio's moves and even powered out of the Arm Bar. This would have been a pretty decent Raw match. Nothing else. ** and a 1/2 stars
Dean Ambrose defeated Kevin Owens
Thought this match went kinda slow but I am gonna give it *** stars for a Psychology standpoint and for the fact both these men did their damndest to put on a good match
Roman Reigns wins the WWE Championship in less than 9 minutes
This buried the **** out of Dean AND DEAN AND ROMAN ARE STILL FACES AFTER THIS! ALL THAT ******* CONFETTI AND PYRO WASTED ON ROMAN REIGNS
Sheamus cashing in
Its already been confirmed from last night the main event of TLC is a TLC match between Roman and Sheamus...these ******* are going to be climbing ladders to grab the Championship...if there is a god they both get ****** up and the main event of the Royal Rumble is Owens vs Ambrose for the vacated Championship
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ZenMacros (11/24/2015) [-] >Comcast
You have my condolences. I have Comcast too and it's so ******* ****** .
>Roman/Del Rio
Decent match. Nothing noteworthy. Surprised they didn't have Roman sell the armbar in his match later.
>Ambrose/Owens
Definitely had good psychology. Ambrose's rebound lariat actually looked good for once. Will be a great feud when it happens.
>Roman beat Ambrose in NINE ******* MINUTES
Holy **** they could not have done this any worse than they did. It's one thing to have Roman beat Dean cleanly and another to have Sheamus cash in on a weak attempt at making bbygurl look like an underdog not to mention blatantly rehashing the Bryan story , but beating him in less than ten minutes. It's long since become obvious that they literally don't care about anyone getting over that isn't named Roman Reigns, but this solidified it. Make Ambrose look like **** so Roman gets over, and it didn't work.
Survivor Series has ruined anymore interest I had left in the product. Only things I truly care about in WWE at the moment are Owens and New Day, but they're not enough to keep me watching. I'm taking a break from WWE. This will be my opportunity to finally get into LU and puro like I've been wanting to do for ages now.
You have my condolences. I have Comcast too and it's so ******* ****** .
>Roman/Del Rio
Decent match. Nothing noteworthy. Surprised they didn't have Roman sell the armbar in his match later.
>Ambrose/Owens
Definitely had good psychology. Ambrose's rebound lariat actually looked good for once. Will be a great feud when it happens.
>Roman beat Ambrose in NINE ******* MINUTES
Holy **** they could not have done this any worse than they did. It's one thing to have Roman beat Dean cleanly and another to have Sheamus cash in on a weak attempt at making bbygurl look like an underdog not to mention blatantly rehashing the Bryan story , but beating him in less than ten minutes. It's long since become obvious that they literally don't care about anyone getting over that isn't named Roman Reigns, but this solidified it. Make Ambrose look like **** so Roman gets over, and it didn't work.
Survivor Series has ruined anymore interest I had left in the product. Only things I truly care about in WWE at the moment are Owens and New Day, but they're not enough to keep me watching. I'm taking a break from WWE. This will be my opportunity to finally get into LU and puro like I've been wanting to do for ages now.
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murrlogic (11/24/2015) [-] This Survivor Series is proof if you need to cut useless filler PPV's let me give you a list
>Battleground needs to go
>The PPV before Mania needs to go be it Elimination Chamber or Fast Lane
Elimination Chamber can be a special house show you shouldn't have to pay a Network subscription to view it
>Summerslam can stay
>Money in the Bank can stay
>Extreme Rules needs to be a house show
>TLC can stay...I guess
>Payback needs to leave
>Rumble can stay
>Hell in a Cell again House Show
There.
>Battleground needs to go
>The PPV before Mania needs to go be it Elimination Chamber or Fast Lane
Elimination Chamber can be a special house show you shouldn't have to pay a Network subscription to view it
>Summerslam can stay
>Money in the Bank can stay
>Extreme Rules needs to be a house show
>TLC can stay...I guess
>Payback needs to leave
>Rumble can stay
>Hell in a Cell again House Show
There.
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ZenMacros (11/24/2015) [-] Hasn't Vince wanted to cut Survivor Series for years now? It's not even a big 4 anymore. If anything, Money in the Bank has replaced it as the bottom of the big 4 PPVs.
Battleground, HIAC, and TLC definitely need to go.
I like Elimination Chamber as the in-between show for Rumble and Mania.
Battleground, HIAC, and TLC definitely need to go.
I like Elimination Chamber as the in-between show for Rumble and Mania.
