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Zedotelhado

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#18 - I'm a race traitor. I need source on that.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/08/2016 on Dont Fall For Their Dirty... +1
#22 - demonicscott (01/08/2016) [-]
Only took me 20 minutes but BEHOLD!!!

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#17 - >Mages >Bragging about PvP ever familia. 01/05/2016 on DS2 Twinks are broken. (I... +8
#10 - The artist is Rennes. He sometimes goes by other names like Ma… 01/03/2016 on Entering Goldshire for the... 0
#42 - There are still a lot of people playing the game, but most hav…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/01/2016 on he's not wrong 0
#44 - anon (01/01/2016) [-]
I tried looking for Easy, but that was even worst. Seemed to be far fewer games than Normal.

Population would still be an issue if everyone is so far out of reach of new players that new players cannot get games going anymore.
Browser being slow is an understatement. Try to join any game and spend 2min to be told i got Timed Out, only to guess another one at random and repeat the process.

So it's certainly not just host disconnects, and a lack of host migration, being a legitimate issue.
Spending two hours and still not even being done with the beginner mission due to disconnects and matchmaking issues/lack of population is not acceptable for me. Seems only fair other people keep this in mind, as well as performance issues. I didnt have them, but from what i could tell looking into my problems, performance is the most commonly reported issue.
#38 - Then the only thing I can tell you (about matchmaking): …  [+] (3 new replies) 01/01/2016 on he's not wrong 0
#40 - anon (01/01/2016) [-]
I was lv0. Trying to play the very first mission on Normal. The browser had a ton of games, but i found out somewhere that the game keeps games that already finished in the browser.

I dont have fast internet to host, nor do i want to play a multiplayer game with bots, that is absurd. Even if the matchmaking taking so long isnt an issue with the matchmaking itself, but a lack of population, that is still distressing that so few people are playing this game while it is even currently on sale.

Still doesn't excuse the host disconnect issues and lack of host migration either. Thing is i was quite looking forward to playing this, so, mfw i guess.
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#42 - Zedotelhado (01/01/2016) [-]
There are still a lot of people playing the game, but most have already moved beyond Normal. The "normal" difficulty is Nightmare, with Cataclysm for bragging rights.

That said you really should've started on Easy, people usually don't hop into Normal until level 10-15 (map layout, basic dodging/blocking/parrying abilities, etc).

Hosting isn't really an issue. My internet has a 10mbps upload speed and I can, in Portugal, host games with people up to Russia without them lagging (or so they say when I ask).

And about >nor do i want to play a multiplayer game with bots, that is absurd

You're right. Thing is, everyone at that level goes to their map, picks a map & difficulty and just stands there. That only matches you with games in-progress, since it defaults you as a host. If you actually start the game, you get people join into your game. Other than that, lobby browser and sort by difficulty or map or #of players, and check if they're in-progress or in-inn.

The browser is still a bit slow, it does keep games already finished because they can always go back to Inn and play another, parties stick together after each map, and the lobby only refreshes itself every 5 or 7 minutes so you have to do so manually.

The only "legitimate" in my view complaint is the host disconnect issues, if the host D/C's everyone gets thrown back to the Inn or to the start of the mission and that blows, but you can change/swap hosts with a party formed @ the in..
#44 - anon (01/01/2016) [-]
I tried looking for Easy, but that was even worst. Seemed to be far fewer games than Normal.

Population would still be an issue if everyone is so far out of reach of new players that new players cannot get games going anymore.
Browser being slow is an understatement. Try to join any game and spend 2min to be told i got Timed Out, only to guess another one at random and repeat the process.

So it's certainly not just host disconnects, and a lack of host migration, being a legitimate issue.
Spending two hours and still not even being done with the beginner mission due to disconnects and matchmaking issues/lack of population is not acceptable for me. Seems only fair other people keep this in mind, as well as performance issues. I didnt have them, but from what i could tell looking into my problems, performance is the most commonly reported issue.
#18 - You haven't played since Sigmar's Blessing patch/DLC. They fix…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/01/2016 on he's not wrong 0
#32 - anon (01/01/2016) [-]
I bought the game this morning as it has a bit of a discount, and requested a refund later during the day.

So whatever patch or update you're talking about that is suppose to fix these issues, unless it came out in the last 3 hours, i was playing it.
#33 - anon (01/01/2016) [-]
ow and optimization isnt the problem, performance for me is fine. It's getting into a game that takes far to long, and the connection issues that fuck me up during a mission.
No host migration and no reward when the host disconnects, this happend in half my games.
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#38 - Zedotelhado (01/01/2016) [-]
Then the only thing I can tell you (about matchmaking):

A) You're too overleveled for the difficulty you're trying to match

B) You're too underleveled for the difficulty you're trying to match

C) Some maps aren't played. People hate them, they're ridiculous or ineficcient. Until Nightmare/Cataclysm (aka, fun), most people just farm Horn of Magnus, Black Powder and Wizard's Tower for quick gear, so all other maps take longer to match because there's less people wanting to play them.

D) You can always start your own; it fills up with bots and if it's in progress (aka, in the map rather than the inn), it gets priority for other people matching. I've waited for 10-15 minutes in the Inn for a group to fill up, launched it and had it fill up after launch in 20-40 seconds.
#40 - anon (01/01/2016) [-]
I was lv0. Trying to play the very first mission on Normal. The browser had a ton of games, but i found out somewhere that the game keeps games that already finished in the browser.

I dont have fast internet to host, nor do i want to play a multiplayer game with bots, that is absurd. Even if the matchmaking taking so long isnt an issue with the matchmaking itself, but a lack of population, that is still distressing that so few people are playing this game while it is even currently on sale.

Still doesn't excuse the host disconnect issues and lack of host migration either. Thing is i was quite looking forward to playing this, so, mfw i guess.
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#42 - Zedotelhado (01/01/2016) [-]
There are still a lot of people playing the game, but most have already moved beyond Normal. The "normal" difficulty is Nightmare, with Cataclysm for bragging rights.

That said you really should've started on Easy, people usually don't hop into Normal until level 10-15 (map layout, basic dodging/blocking/parrying abilities, etc).

Hosting isn't really an issue. My internet has a 10mbps upload speed and I can, in Portugal, host games with people up to Russia without them lagging (or so they say when I ask).

And about >nor do i want to play a multiplayer game with bots, that is absurd

You're right. Thing is, everyone at that level goes to their map, picks a map & difficulty and just stands there. That only matches you with games in-progress, since it defaults you as a host. If you actually start the game, you get people join into your game. Other than that, lobby browser and sort by difficulty or map or #of players, and check if they're in-progress or in-inn.

The browser is still a bit slow, it does keep games already finished because they can always go back to Inn and play another, parties stick together after each map, and the lobby only refreshes itself every 5 or 7 minutes so you have to do so manually.

The only "legitimate" in my view complaint is the host disconnect issues, if the host D/C's everyone gets thrown back to the Inn or to the start of the mission and that blows, but you can change/swap hosts with a party formed @ the in..
#44 - anon (01/01/2016) [-]
I tried looking for Easy, but that was even worst. Seemed to be far fewer games than Normal.

Population would still be an issue if everyone is so far out of reach of new players that new players cannot get games going anymore.
Browser being slow is an understatement. Try to join any game and spend 2min to be told i got Timed Out, only to guess another one at random and repeat the process.

So it's certainly not just host disconnects, and a lack of host migration, being a legitimate issue.
Spending two hours and still not even being done with the beginner mission due to disconnects and matchmaking issues/lack of population is not acceptable for me. Seems only fair other people keep this in mind, as well as performance issues. I didnt have them, but from what i could tell looking into my problems, performance is the most commonly reported issue.
#17 - It's great. Best with a friend, but still pretty active. Fairl… 01/01/2016 on he's not wrong +2
#32 - I'd like a mention.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/30/2015 on Tamen De Gushi part 39 +2
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#33 - fishandkids (12/30/2015) [-]
ok.
#37 - >Illaoi is UP She's certainly not a metabreaker or…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/29/2015 on Dead Eye icons 0
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#45 - shorea (12/30/2015) [-]
like it or not, it's true. Well played ulti is the only thing that makes her somehow useful, but that's it. Tentacles are super easy to dodge and she does bad without them.
I'm diamond, that's why I say she's up. She might be OP in bronze-gold, where people can't even dodge that slow and super predictable skillshot.
#39 - The first is absolutely amazing.  [+] (4 new replies) 12/24/2015 on Beautiful Artwork Comp (1?) +82
#148 - metacobalion (12/24/2015) [-]
I've had this for a while, looks like it was done by the same guy.
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#112 - Zong (12/24/2015) [-]
Indeed. Is it based on something or is it just some nice concept art? I imagine the latter but hope for the former.
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#42 - SirFail (12/24/2015) [-]
Indeed that is really awesome.

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#17 - ironstorm ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-]
A lewd tiddy-ninja appears!
#16 - murrlogic (08/13/2015) [-]
Evening.
#12 - newpulse (06/19/2015) [-]
Elá outro português
User avatar #13 to #12 - Zedotelhado (06/19/2015) [-]
Tento não me associar com a raça, mas sim.
#14 to #13 - newpulse (06/19/2015) [-]
Tentas não te associar com a tua nacionalidade e chamas-te a ti mesmo zé do telhado
User avatar #15 to #14 - Zedotelhado (06/19/2015) [-]
Sim, tal como toda a gente também já tive 13 anos + a mentalidade durante mais tempo ainda.
User avatar #7 - mariochat (09/24/2013) [-]
Grande zedotelhado
User avatar #8 to #7 - Zedotelhado (09/24/2013) [-]
E foi um friend request só para isso? ._.
User avatar #9 to #8 - mariochat (09/24/2013) [-]
Sim...vou-me retirar agora
User avatar #5 - zameckis (11/21/2012) [-]
greetings
User avatar #4 - Why do you care (08/12/2010) [-]
You're portuguese? Me too, but i live in Holland now.
#1 - mattinorodrigez **User deleted account** (06/12/2010) [-]
i tip my hat to you good sir
User avatar #2 - Zedotelhado (06/12/2010) [-]
I thank thee and bestow upon you the gift of one free interwebs.
#3 - mattinorodrigez **User deleted account** (06/12/2010) [-]
=D
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