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Zedotelhado

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Date Signed Up:3/28/2010
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#51 - Add me to the mention list please 07/06/2015 on Tomo-chan wa Onna no ko! pt.2 +1
#31 - Not requiring skill =/= Requiring very little. There …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/04/2015 on Game of Skill 0
#36 - smudgiemuffins (07/04/2015) [-]
You "can" be a terrible player and keep winning out of luck in the same way that you "can" win the lottery, seduce beyonce on the way there and make her your wife, and find out you're actually the heir of fucking England all in a day.

There's this incredible human bias to misunderstand probability. If we hear there's a low chance of a particularly interesting or terrible event to occur we assume it to be the outcome most worth considering. It's this logic that leads to people buying lottery tickets, believing we've been visited by aliens, and complaining that "bad luck" is why they don't do well in Hearthstone.
#29 - ITT: Druidbabbies.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/04/2015 on Game of Skill +1
User avatar #30 - gameshredder (07/04/2015) [-]
#29 - I'm not familiar with the American reality, but: The …  [+] (5 new replies) 07/01/2015 on cop would rip to bits and... 0
User avatar #93 - policexplain (07/01/2015) [-]
Warrantless search of a person:
-With consent
-With probable cause
-Incident to arrest
-Terry search for weapons

We can search a car:
-With a warrant
-With consent
-With probable cause
-Under exigent circumstances
-Inventory search prior to tow

We can search a house:
-With a warrant
-With consent
-Under exigent circumstances
#33 - unclewalrus (07/01/2015) [-]
On the other hand, an officer can get a search warrant with just a phonecall, for as little reason as acting suspicious.
It's really, really easy to have a search warrant issued.
User avatar #32 - palinomana (07/01/2015) [-]
They're not allowed to search you without a warrant, but they can ask if they may search, in which case they will if you give them permission. It's also a good idea to not let any cop search you any time. Although it's rare, there have been cases where cops would plant evidence or say they found it on you, because then it's your word against theirs.
User avatar #48 - CaptainWaffles (07/01/2015) [-]
They can also search you if you have been arrested. No warrant needed. It's called Search Incident to Arrest. They can search you, and if you were in a vehicle, the immediately accessible parts of your vehicle.
User avatar #121 - palinomana (07/02/2015) [-]
I wasn't really talking about if they had arrested you. In that situation you're at their searchy-mercy.
#17 - >Cicilian >Instead of the possible Sicilyan or Cilic…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/30/2015 on Julius Caesar +3
#24 - angelusprimus (06/30/2015) [-]
According to Plutarch they were Cilician. Also it happened in the Aegean Sea so fat chance they would have been Illyrian.

Numbers are wrong. They asked 20 talents of silver. 1 Roman talent of silver is 100 roman libra which are 328.9 grams. They wanted 657 kilos of silver, not 620. And he raised it up to 50, which is about 1644 kilos of silver. Or over a metric ton and half of silver. He made friends with the pirates and joked he will have them crucified when he is free. They treated him well and liked him.
He paid, they let him go he immediately hired ships and men, went after them and caught them while they were still trying to divide the spoils.
And after a bit of Roman political protocol, he took them out of jail and had them all crucified.


penelope.uchicago.edu/Thayer/E/Roman/Texts/Plutarch/Lives/Caesar*.html#1
#18 - comradewinter (06/30/2015) [-]
They were Cilician, though.
#115 - so -full -w 1920 -h 1080 for fullscreen, -sw etc for windowed,… 06/28/2015 on Dark Souls Comp 0
#88 - I was running DSFix and DSMouseFix, but removed them what with…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/28/2015 on Dark Souls Comp 0
User avatar #133 - malacrianza (06/28/2015) [-]
The last version of DSFix does support the Steamworks version.
#74 - Okay guys speaking of dark souls Recently my DS on St…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/27/2015 on Dark Souls Comp 0
User avatar #110 - santyclause (06/28/2015) [-]
Try this:
1. Right click on DS in your steam library
2. Properties
3. Set Launch Options
4 Type in variations of the following " -full -w 1920 -h 1080 "

The "full" makes it fullscreen and the w and h alter the width and height respectively

"-sw" will do windowed

Hope this helps
User avatar #115 - Zedotelhado (06/28/2015) [-]
so -full -w 1920 -h 1080 for fullscreen, -sw etc for windowed, gotcha. I'll give it a try, thanks
#80 - serenitynocturnus (06/27/2015) [-]
Are you running any mods?
User avatar #88 - Zedotelhado (06/28/2015) [-]
I was running DSFix and DSMouseFix, but removed them what with the GFWL shutdown/Steam migration, when they were no longer supported
User avatar #133 - malacrianza (06/28/2015) [-]
The last version of DSFix does support the Steamworks version.
#42 - #INeedFeminismBecause filthy cis white males still feel entitl… 06/22/2015 on Dad explains why he left... 0
#13 - Gibe mention 06/19/2015 on WH40K Comic - Damnation... 0

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#12 - newpulse (06/19/2015) [-]
Elá outro português
User avatar #13 to #12 - Zedotelhado ONLINE (06/19/2015) [-]
Tento não me associar com a raça, mas sim.
#14 to #13 - newpulse (06/19/2015) [-]
Tentas não te associar com a tua nacionalidade e chamas-te a ti mesmo zé do telhado
User avatar #15 to #14 - Zedotelhado ONLINE (06/19/2015) [-]
Sim, tal como toda a gente também já tive 13 anos + a mentalidade durante mais tempo ainda.
User avatar #7 - mariochat ONLINE (09/24/2013) [-]
Grande zedotelhado
User avatar #8 to #7 - Zedotelhado ONLINE (09/24/2013) [-]
E foi um friend request só para isso? ._.
User avatar #9 to #8 - mariochat ONLINE (09/24/2013) [-]
Sim...vou-me retirar agora
#10 to #9 - Zedotelhado ONLINE (09/24/2013) [-]
pls go
User avatar #5 - zameckis (11/21/2012) [-]
greetings
User avatar #4 - Why do you care (08/12/2010) [-]
You're portuguese? Me too, but i live in Holland now.
#1 - mattinorodrigez **User deleted account** (06/12/2010) [-]
i tip my hat to you good sir
User avatar #2 - Zedotelhado ONLINE (06/12/2010) [-]
I thank thee and bestow upon you the gift of one free interwebs.
#3 - mattinorodrigez **User deleted account** (06/12/2010) [-]
=D
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