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Level 46 Comments: Sammich eater
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- I want to go to this, just so I can laugh at everyone there.
Clown Lives Matter
They are clowns though isn't that the point?
the point recently has been to be scary
since all of the clown sightings, clown based murders, etc.
its all a stupid fucking white teenager thing that no adult should find funny, or ever will
hell im a white teenager and this shit is so fucking stupid
M8 I was talking bout the rally. Like "look clowns are funny and not scary" so people laughing at them would be what they want.
- The one that always pisses me off in these is the sneezing one…
And that is exactly how people discovered that their eyes can "pop out" or petrude.
Your eyes cannot leave the socket without being ruptured, they are far larger than the socket could possibly fit.
That is not true at all. Many people can do like what is in that picture at will. One woman, the one in the pic (i think it was her) that discovered the ability after sneezing. There is actually in the Guinness Book of World Records that measures how far someone can "pop out" their eyes.
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The engine oil princess
Look at her twitter
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Monster Hunter in a Kut-Shell
- For the Goblet of Fire one, a bar in Tucson has been making th…
i think in finland there was a bar with this type of shot that was called benzin...everytime someone orders one they put on a huge lightshow and play rammsteins benzin
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