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Zaxplab

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Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:11/09/2010
Last Login:4/25/2015
Location:Murica
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Content Ranking:#845
Comment Ranking:#77
Highest Content Rank:#850
Highest Comment Rank:#72
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Total Comments Made:10208
FJ Points:31179
Favorite Tags: scotland (2) | Wales (2)

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#3 - Ahh, I remember when Call of Duty was THE thing to hate on whe…  [+] (15 new replies) 10/24/2014 on The Truth +299
#101 - misanthrizzle (10/24/2014) [-]
User avatar #85 - jewsburninindaoven (10/24/2014) [-]
Well no one expected infinity ward to get to make a non-modern warfare game after they had to sue to get the rights to make modern warfare 3 along with sledgehammer. Everyone thought sledgehammer would just replace infinityward because of the hostility between Activision and infinityward.
#44 - animedudej (10/24/2014) [-]
i'm fairly decent at CoD but my connection is kinda shit comparably nowadays... so 100ping and i might as well be bashing my head against a wall.

i played MW2 at a friends house with 50mb up/down and i anyhalated, nearly got a nuke...
User avatar #67 - fjthes (10/24/2014) [-]
:')
#19 - wolfwithglasses (10/24/2014) [-]
i remember when it was educational and helped me pass a few tests
#118 - aaronsalsa (10/24/2014) [-]
Dude! Yes!

And I would brag all the time to my friends who were obsessed with guns because I played all the old Battlefield games, and when you get a kill it shows the name of the gun in the corner. I was the officianado
User avatar #116 - waffermelone (10/24/2014) [-]
where is this from??
User avatar #122 - norkas (10/24/2014) [-]
battleblock theater
#128 - waffermelone (10/24/2014) [-]
hum... i dont remember this scene but thanks anyway
#9 - sylaz (10/24/2014) [-]
Just you wait when the new one arrives in november..
#7 - dedze (10/24/2014) [-]
Does any one have a link to the video where this is from?
User avatar #23 - suddenk (10/24/2014) [-]
#25 - dedze (10/24/2014) [-]
OMG let me kiss your face
#8 - sylaz (10/24/2014) [-]
Well the first bit, is from the Call of duty Ghosts announcement..
#13 - dedze (10/24/2014) [-]
yes I'm well aware of that, but I'm looking for a video that has this whole sequence in it.
#13 - Someone needs to tell Matt how to tag his shows properly. He m… 10/24/2014 on Feels 0
#5 - death is a selfish cunt  [+] (4 new replies) 10/24/2014 on Except Deadpool +14
#40 - anonasuser (10/24/2014) [-]
"there's no way i didn't think this through enough"
User avatar #6 - captainprincess (10/24/2014) [-]
the fuck's death gonna give back anyway?
User avatar #8 - assrocket (10/24/2014) [-]
ZOMBIES
User avatar #9 - captainprincess (10/24/2014) [-]
And what does life do to Zombies

It kills them. Death's only gift would be returned with scorn.
Fuck it, you get nothing.
#4 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 10/24/2014 on Execution by tire +47
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#31 - fulgrimventris (10/24/2014) [-]
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#13 - moms (10/24/2014) [-]
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#86 - moms (10/25/2014) [-]
#3 - Picture  [+] (9 new replies) 10/24/2014 on Execution by tire +27
User avatar #52 - exotic (10/24/2014) [-]
wait what?
#32 - fulgrimventris (10/24/2014) [-]
#4 - Zaxplab (10/24/2014) [-]
#49 - buldu (10/24/2014) [-]
#31 - fulgrimventris (10/24/2014) [-]
#20 - athenith (10/24/2014) [-]
#13 - moms (10/24/2014) [-]
#59 - fefe (10/24/2014) [-]
#86 - moms (10/25/2014) [-]
#2 - Picture  [+] (15 new replies) 10/24/2014 on Execution by tire +192
#34 - fulgrimventris (10/24/2014) [-]
There is no escape, zaxplab
User avatar #26 - TheManTheLegend (10/24/2014) [-]
fukking rekt mate
User avatar #10 - reefteef (10/24/2014) [-]
Pepsi?
User avatar #60 - iviagic (10/24/2014) [-]
That wouldn't kill him. It might break his legs or something, but it wouldn't kill the guy.
User avatar #24 - toosexyforyou (10/24/2014) [-]
The guy turned into a fruit rollup
#3 - Zaxplab (10/24/2014) [-]
User avatar #52 - exotic (10/24/2014) [-]
wait what?
#32 - fulgrimventris (10/24/2014) [-]
#4 - Zaxplab (10/24/2014) [-]
#49 - buldu (10/24/2014) [-]
#31 - fulgrimventris (10/24/2014) [-]
#20 - athenith (10/24/2014) [-]
#13 - moms (10/24/2014) [-]
#59 - fefe (10/24/2014) [-]
#86 - moms (10/25/2014) [-]
#6 - obligatory  [+] (2 new replies) 10/24/2014 on Hello Pumpkin +167
#92 - tacticalhog (10/24/2014) [-]
Here you go, made it myself.
Has the highest quality possible, ripped from 780p official video, and 100% dither on the gif, go ahead expand it, expand that shit, look at those glorious lines
#101 - Rvalldrgg (10/25/2014) [-]
High quality is best quality.
#45 - Give others the joys that you can't experience. 10/24/2014 on Irony +2
#37 - I dont my reactions on this one either, I just pick the one th…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/23/2014 on Yes this is a real person I... 0
User avatar #38 - fulgrimventris (10/23/2014) [-]
SO YOU"RE A WHORE FOR THUMBS AS WELL? HAVE YOU NO SHAME?
#34 - You get the fck off this website right now. I'm sick of yer …  [+] (3 new replies) 10/23/2014 on Yes this is a real person I... +1
#35 - fulgrimventris (10/23/2014) [-]
i don't my reaction images on this computer, bear with me here.
#37 - Zaxplab (10/23/2014) [-]
I dont my reactions on this one either, I just pick the one that will gain maximum thumbs and "source?" replies
User avatar #38 - fulgrimventris (10/23/2014) [-]
SO YOU"RE A WHORE FOR THUMBS AS WELL? HAVE YOU NO SHAME?
#28 - Yeah, that was definitely you. No one else types that much tex… 10/23/2014 on Yes this is a real person I... +1
#24 - are you the same guy that was mad at me for being ashamed of l…  [+] (8 new replies) 10/23/2014 on Yes this is a real person I... 0
#33 - fulgrimventris (10/23/2014) [-]
#34 - Zaxplab (10/23/2014) [-]
You get the fck off this website right now. I'm sick of yer shit
#35 - fulgrimventris (10/23/2014) [-]
i don't my reaction images on this computer, bear with me here.
#37 - Zaxplab (10/23/2014) [-]
I dont my reactions on this one either, I just pick the one that will gain maximum thumbs and "source?" replies
User avatar #38 - fulgrimventris (10/23/2014) [-]
SO YOU"RE A WHORE FOR THUMBS AS WELL? HAVE YOU NO SHAME?
#26 - nimithecat (10/23/2014) [-]
I don't remember that, but I'll assume that you remember something that I don't.
You seriously need to stop being a putrid fuck, regardless.

Enjoy your butterfly knives, God damn it.
Enjoy your fedoras if you have a suit to go with it and don't act like a douchebag with it.
Enjoy your cartoons, regardless of your stupid fandom.
Enjoy the cock, even if a faggot across the street dresses like a pink flamingo.
Enjoy the guns if you can do so responsibly.
Enjoy life, if you can live in a way that it doesn't inconvenience others.

Simply because you like something that other people do, it doesn't invalidate who you are unless the thing you both like harms both others and yourself.

I hate to sound like I'm bossing people around, but you've gotta enjoy things.

I enjoy the fuck out of Naruto, Bleach, DBZ, and Onepiece because to me they're all the same shit, and I like that shit. I don't care about the fans, I care about myself and what I like. I even enjoy MLP, regardless if fat neckbeards fap to it or whatever.
I enjoy this shit for what it is, even if it's weird for me to do so.

Just enjoy what you enjoy, and don't let other people dictate what to like as long as it does not harm you nor others. Comprehend?
#28 - Zaxplab (10/23/2014) [-]
Yeah, that was definitely you. No one else types that much text over one passive sarcastic sentence.
User avatar #27 - hazyrainbows (10/23/2014) [-]
I'm calling this inspirational anger.
#4 - Now we wait on "that guy" to be like "Coca cola…  [+] (10 new replies) 10/23/2014 on second life +1
User avatar #7 - captainprincess (10/23/2014) [-]
To be fair though that's the wet dream of any corporation
User avatar #11 - wazoowonseventeen (10/23/2014) [-]
then what?
User avatar #12 - captainprincess (10/23/2014) [-]
Run the ship I'd guess
User avatar #13 - wazoowonseventeen (10/23/2014) [-]
then what?
User avatar #14 - captainprincess (10/23/2014) [-]
Do you really think I should have that answer
User avatar #15 - wazoowonseventeen (10/24/2014) [-]
yes
User avatar #16 - captainprincess (10/24/2014) [-]
Huh

rethink that
User avatar #17 - wazoowonseventeen (10/24/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #18 - captainprincess (10/24/2014) [-]
You're gonna have to mate
My answers end here
User avatar #19 - wazoowonseventeen (10/24/2014) [-]
kthxbai
#101 - Glad you came in my ass 10/23/2014 on in my ass +38
#8 - well, I'm off to throw away all my butterfly knives now.  [+] (11 new replies) 10/23/2014 on Yes this is a real person I... +2
#23 - nimithecat (10/23/2014) [-]
Oh look, something that annoys me more than this kid; people who suddenly stop liking something because another idiot does.
Your kind of people piss me off so much.
Fat feminists breathe air, so you should probably stop breathing too, right?


ENJOY YOUR MOTHER FUCKING BUTTERFLY KNIFE AND KILL SOMETHING WITH IT YOU PUTRID COCK-LOVING FUCK!!!
#24 - Zaxplab (10/23/2014) [-]
are you the same guy that was mad at me for being ashamed of liking men?
#33 - fulgrimventris (10/23/2014) [-]
#34 - Zaxplab (10/23/2014) [-]
You get the fck off this website right now. I'm sick of yer shit
#35 - fulgrimventris (10/23/2014) [-]
i don't my reaction images on this computer, bear with me here.
#37 - Zaxplab (10/23/2014) [-]
I dont my reactions on this one either, I just pick the one that will gain maximum thumbs and "source?" replies
User avatar #38 - fulgrimventris (10/23/2014) [-]
SO YOU"RE A WHORE FOR THUMBS AS WELL? HAVE YOU NO SHAME?
#26 - nimithecat (10/23/2014) [-]
I don't remember that, but I'll assume that you remember something that I don't.
You seriously need to stop being a putrid fuck, regardless.

Enjoy your butterfly knives, God damn it.
Enjoy your fedoras if you have a suit to go with it and don't act like a douchebag with it.
Enjoy your cartoons, regardless of your stupid fandom.
Enjoy the cock, even if a faggot across the street dresses like a pink flamingo.
Enjoy the guns if you can do so responsibly.
Enjoy life, if you can live in a way that it doesn't inconvenience others.

Simply because you like something that other people do, it doesn't invalidate who you are unless the thing you both like harms both others and yourself.

I hate to sound like I'm bossing people around, but you've gotta enjoy things.

I enjoy the fuck out of Naruto, Bleach, DBZ, and Onepiece because to me they're all the same shit, and I like that shit. I don't care about the fans, I care about myself and what I like. I even enjoy MLP, regardless if fat neckbeards fap to it or whatever.
I enjoy this shit for what it is, even if it's weird for me to do so.

Just enjoy what you enjoy, and don't let other people dictate what to like as long as it does not harm you nor others. Comprehend?
#28 - Zaxplab (10/23/2014) [-]
Yeah, that was definitely you. No one else types that much text over one passive sarcastic sentence.
User avatar #27 - hazyrainbows (10/23/2014) [-]
I'm calling this inspirational anger.
User avatar #11 - jonnyfrosty (10/23/2014) [-]
Its not their fault bro! Dont
#86 - **Zaxplab rolls 634,869,938** HATESPLOSION 10/23/2014 on Roll Dubs 0
#24 - I never work out, aside from cardio. So, someone explain this … 10/23/2014 on Crossfit +5
#15 - please, watch that just once. skip to 4:47 10/23/2014 on Go Ahead and Skip +1
#32 - The article says he's fine. Is ******* Wo… 10/23/2014 on Darwin At Work 0
#10 - This is also how it looks when your replacement shows up at th… 10/23/2014 on Times have changed -1
#127 - I think it promotes tactics that are better than pressing m1 i… 10/23/2014 on How to balance a game 0
#125 - Don't you love it when you're having fun on hightower, when so… 10/23/2014 on How to balance a game +7
#181 - **** , I knew I should have made that joke about tampons… 10/23/2014 on I Wouldn't Mind 0
#58 - I'll take scum, for 800 10/23/2014 on Don't Sneeze While You Pee +1
#112 - The only NES games worth playing have already been ported to t… 10/22/2014 on Cool 0

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User avatar #335 - Zaxplab (04/24/2015) [-]
That's exactly what he ******* did
#290 - itskennyandjosh ONLINE (03/12/2015) [-]
Thank you for up voting everyone.
User avatar #289 - Zaxplab (01/31/2015) [-]
**Zaxplab used "*roll 2, 1-20*"**
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#282 - userexposer (11/12/2014) [-]
From a friend.
User avatar #283 to #282 - Zaxplab (11/12/2014) [-]
You'll be limp one day too, young man.
#286 to #283 - fulgrimventris (11/12/2014) [-]
"My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard..."
#287 to #286 - Zaxplab (11/12/2014) [-]
oh lord those titties
oh lord those titties
User avatar #285 to #283 - fulgrimventris (11/12/2014) [-]
i had nothing to do with this.
User avatar #333 to #284 - davidavidson (04/09/2015) [-]
Hahahahahahhahahaahah

**** , if only I could thumb u up
#271 - miia ONLINE (08/14/2014) [-]
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#274 to #273 - Zaxplab (08/17/2014) [-]
I really should play minecraft again. Shame people mostly think it's for autists and young kids now ): I remember when it was the hottest 			****		 on FJ
I really should play minecraft again. Shame people mostly think it's for autists and young kids now ): I remember when it was the hottest **** on FJ
#275 to #274 - miia ONLINE (08/17/2014) [-]
i just cant find it fun anymore after building a shelter
i just cant find it fun anymore after building a shelter
#276 to #275 - Zaxplab (08/17/2014) [-]
I find it fun with little mods. Building a shelter, gathering ocelots/wolves, then playing with some mods.

I would recommend Clay Soldiers. ****** so much fun
#277 to #276 - miia ONLINE (08/17/2014) [-]
i would recommend neko girls
#278 to #277 - Zaxplab (08/17/2014) [-]
I would reccomend elf girls
User avatar #280 to #278 - miia ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
so are you going to shoot or what
User avatar #281 to #280 - Zaxplab (09/03/2014) [-]
you asked for forgivness so it's cool.
#279 to #278 - miia ONLINE (08/17/2014) [-]
dont shoot me
User avatar #270 - krnboy (08/04/2014) [-]
hi, do you have sauce to the farangdingdong girl that you posted?
User avatar #268 - fistoftheaxis (07/24/2014) [-]
Umm, hi. Do you have the source to those Ahri gifs you posted in the Hentai board?
User avatar #269 to #268 - Zaxplab (07/24/2014) [-]
Leage of Charms. I think they're made by Shadman, but not sure.
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