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Zaxplab

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Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:11/09/2010
Last Login:6/02/2015
Location:Murica
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#368 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 05/26/2015 on Beat ADDY's autism contest 0
User avatar #372 - drfelderpuss (05/26/2015) [-]
thanks m8. luckily i found it b4 i destroyed my keyboard.
#375 - Zaxplab (05/26/2015) [-]
thats okay bby
#371 - Zaxplab (05/26/2015) [-]
#108851 - Why dont the muslims do this **** ?  [+] (2 new replies) 05/26/2015 on Religion Board +1
#108860 - dehumanizer (05/26/2015) [-]
this belongs in a cringe comp
#108852 - syrianassassinsoul (05/26/2015) [-]
#57 - why is your profile picture not a pile of hot wax? 05/26/2015 on Smooooth.. +2
#55 - Let's be real though, how many of them involve the public region?  [+] (2 new replies) 05/26/2015 on Smooooth.. +2
#56 - wax (05/26/2015) [-]
cookiecoketwo
#57 - Zaxplab (05/26/2015) [-]
why is your profile picture not a pile of hot wax?
#19 - Legend has it, he blew a smoke ring so powerful that it caused… 05/26/2015 on How I eat da pussy. 0
#53 - man, you must get summoned to some horrifying conversations.  [+] (4 new replies) 05/26/2015 on Smooooth.. +13
#54 - wax (05/26/2015) [-]
User avatar #55 - Zaxplab (05/26/2015) [-]
Let's be real though, how many of them involve the public region?
#56 - wax (05/26/2015) [-]
cookiecoketwo
#57 - Zaxplab (05/26/2015) [-]
why is your profile picture not a pile of hot wax?
#1 - "Your call is very important to us."  [+] (2 new replies) 05/26/2015 on The Biggest Lie +456
User avatar #203 - yankeerose (05/27/2015) [-]
Wrong. That one becomes religious right around the time i start screaming "GOD FUCKING DAMNIT JESUS CHRIST FUCKING AUTOMATED MESSAGES GO TO HELL!"
User avatar #115 - chevelleguy (05/27/2015) [-]
"Operators are standing by"
#51 - wax it all, it hurts as smooth as it feels.  [+] (6 new replies) 05/26/2015 on Smooooth.. +4
#52 - wax (05/26/2015) [-]
#53 - Zaxplab (05/26/2015) [-]
man, you must get summoned to some horrifying conversations.
#54 - wax (05/26/2015) [-]
User avatar #55 - Zaxplab (05/26/2015) [-]
Let's be real though, how many of them involve the public region?
#56 - wax (05/26/2015) [-]
cookiecoketwo
#57 - Zaxplab (05/26/2015) [-]
why is your profile picture not a pile of hot wax?
#3 - I imagine you only do it after you have to sign off on somethi… 05/26/2015 on Guess the southern... 0
#108807 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/26/2015 on Religion Board 0
#108810 - syrianassassinsoul (05/26/2015) [-]
#108803 - Just seems like you're in a glass house throwing stones here.  [+] (3 new replies) 05/26/2015 on Religion Board +1
#108805 - syrianassassinsoul (05/26/2015) [-]
haters gonna hate
#108807 - Zaxplab (05/26/2015) [-]
#108810 - syrianassassinsoul (05/26/2015) [-]
#1 - Karl is truly a prophet  [+] (1 new reply) 05/26/2015 on Karl Pilkington +86
#4 - subadanus (05/26/2015) [-]
#108799 - Isn't that what you do with nearly every single post you make …  [+] (5 new replies) 05/26/2015 on Religion Board 0
#108800 - syrianassassinsoul (05/26/2015) [-]
and should i care?
User avatar #108803 - Zaxplab (05/26/2015) [-]
Just seems like you're in a glass house throwing stones here.
#108805 - syrianassassinsoul (05/26/2015) [-]
haters gonna hate
#108807 - Zaxplab (05/26/2015) [-]
#108810 - syrianassassinsoul (05/26/2015) [-]
#29 - Yeah, this girl would be perfect for joshl- oh **** it.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/26/2015 on Dad +1
User avatar #41 - kevintothemax (05/26/2015) [-]
Its a dude.
#108797 - When will you stop slaughtering us by the trillions? Is world …  [+] (7 new replies) 05/26/2015 on Religion Board +1
#108798 - syrianassassinsoul (05/26/2015) [-]
#108799 - Zaxplab (05/26/2015) [-]
Isn't that what you do with nearly every single post you make here? Except with the guy being a cock instead of a retard?
#108800 - syrianassassinsoul (05/26/2015) [-]
and should i care?
User avatar #108803 - Zaxplab (05/26/2015) [-]
Just seems like you're in a glass house throwing stones here.
#108805 - syrianassassinsoul (05/26/2015) [-]
haters gonna hate
#108807 - Zaxplab (05/26/2015) [-]
#108810 - syrianassassinsoul (05/26/2015) [-]
#108795 - Picture  [+] (9 new replies) 05/26/2015 on Religion Board +5
User avatar #108796 - syrianassassinsoul (05/26/2015) [-]
i think we should take all the atheist juden and make them slaves again in egypt.

as a lesson and a reminder.
#108797 - Zaxplab (05/26/2015) [-]
When will you stop slaughtering us by the trillions? Is world domination too much to ask? ):
#108798 - syrianassassinsoul (05/26/2015) [-]
#108799 - Zaxplab (05/26/2015) [-]
Isn't that what you do with nearly every single post you make here? Except with the guy being a cock instead of a retard?
#108800 - syrianassassinsoul (05/26/2015) [-]
and should i care?
User avatar #108803 - Zaxplab (05/26/2015) [-]
Just seems like you're in a glass house throwing stones here.
#108805 - syrianassassinsoul (05/26/2015) [-]
haters gonna hate
#108807 - Zaxplab (05/26/2015) [-]
#108810 - syrianassassinsoul (05/26/2015) [-]
#1 - how the **** did you get a green name?? 05/26/2015 on stickywhitestuff's profile 0
#108792 - yes it is, what are you talking about?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/26/2015 on Religion Board 0
User avatar #108793 - caette (05/26/2015) [-]
#146 - >> #16 , same flavor, different package Pointin… 05/26/2015 on Dumblr 0
#16 - Pointing out that blacks commit 7x crime is not stupid, but sa…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/25/2015 on Dumblr 0
#32 - frozanchaos (05/25/2015) [-]
It's irrelevant how many more blacks commit crimes though. You wouldn't say men are dangerous because they commit more rape than women.
User avatar #83 - namnori (05/25/2015) [-]
You're right, people wouldn't say it.. But it comes out in their actions. For example you're more intimidated if a man is staring at you than if a woman is. And it's seen as normal for women to approach and interact with small children but people react differently when men do it.

I'm not complaining about that, just stating that people do in fact judge races/sexes based on crime statistics.
#22 - fiahhawt (05/25/2015) [-]
Sir. Calm your gifs.
#18 - robuntu (05/25/2015) [-]
Most racist people don't actually 'hate' the other race though. Usually they just believe that they should be 'separate'. A racist person who thinks blacks moving in will bring crime/drugs/violence usually doesn't hate black people. They just don't want black people moving in on their street. More extreme racists would say things like, 'Go back to Africa' and that's silly for a lot of reasons (whites aren't native to the US, but still) - it's not an actual hate, it's a desire to be away from them.

Again - I'm totally not agreeing with them, I'm just saying that racist people don't see themselves as crazy or hateful. They just think races are different and should be separate.
#14 - I didnt mean to argue that they couldn't be racist, I was just…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/25/2015 on Dumblr 0
User avatar #15 - killjoyus (05/25/2015) [-]
well yeah sure, just saying you know
#1 - And it was Edgar Allen Poe, no less.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/25/2015 on Remember +95
#9 - anonymous (05/26/2015) [-]
#3 - boomerpyro (05/26/2015) [-]
remus lupin*
#95 - You just created a strawman and didn't even create an argument…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/25/2015 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #96 - leonhardt (05/25/2015) [-]
It's not even a strawman considering I've actually met people like that.
But go ahead and desperately try to deny the existence of fucktards so your fragile ego based entirely around your sexual identity can remain perfectly intact.
#97 - anonymous (05/25/2015) [-]
If they're attracted to both sexes but only date one, they're still bi.
What are you even arguing towards?

You even tried to strawman me just now, I mean, Jesus....
#98 - anonymous (05/25/2015) [-]
>Attracted

Lmao nope. Not gonna cut it.
Any attention whore can say they're "liek soooooo attracted to boys and girls but having sex with boys is icky pls gibe attention"
Come up with a better excuse.
#10 - It's pretty stupid and edgy to hate/love an entire race of peo…  [+] (12 new replies) 05/25/2015 on Dumblr +22
User avatar #45 - mattdoggy (05/25/2015) [-]
The mistake when people claim others to be racist is that the accuser assumes the other person to base their experience on race.

To say someone is racist is to say that one race has a genetic disposition to be lesser or greater than another, and by that mark racism is a legitimate thing. Black people have different muscle groups which can give them a greater ability in athletic activities, and white people have larger cranial cavities which give the ability to have a greater ability for learning. Science has hard fact which prove races have different traits which to any reasoning person proves racism is correct. To deny it is idiotic.

Racism often gets confused with common sense and cultural issues. The problem largely is in the issue of a large portion of African Americans belong to communities that are in a repeating cycle of violence and poverty. There is an inability to address the community and cultural flaws because they are made up of black people and to say "this group of black people is bad" would be considered racist, even though it has nothing to do with their race. Martin Luther King Jr. himself said people should be judged not by their skin color but by their actions which people in America have an inability to do, due to the fear of being labeled racists by high minded and misinformed liberals. This misinformed anger and belief that someone is a racist comes from people who live in predominantly white areas or in more civilized urban areas come across someone dealing with a rougher community of black people. I grew up in the city with the largest percent of black populace, poverty, and violence in the state. I started highschool with 3/4ths of the class being black and ended with a graduating class that was 3/4ths white. Unlike most people who have "that one black friend" i was almost always in an entirely black classroom and they told me the truth about race relations. The black kids in my class hated the niggers in the school more than anyone else i've ever met.

tl;dr: Racism doesn't have anything to do with race
User avatar #146 - Zaxplab (05/26/2015) [-]
>>#16, same flavor, different package

Pointing out that the average black is more athletic than the average white is not stupid, but judging a black/white man based on that fact is.

"Huhuh, a white guy, I bet he's weak, and we should treat him as such."
"Huhuh, a black guy, I bet he's dumb, and we should treat him as such."

User avatar #77 - namnori (05/25/2015) [-]
That was beautiful
#13 - robuntu (05/25/2015) [-]
I'm not saying they are right, and I'm not saying they are wrong.....but racist people don't hate other races based on a single trait of birth.

I've known racist people. They don't just HATE things that are a particular color. They aren't like, 'MAN FUCK BLACK TRUCKS!'. Even if you think they are wrong, you should at least acknowledge what they are wrong about.

Racist people think that other races are different (usually inferior, but not always) in some serious and measurable ways. Skin color is often an easy way to identify them - but that's not always even the case. For a long time there was a lot of racism between the English and Irish (as ethnic groups, not nationalities before anyone says 'thats not racist) - both pretty much identical shades of pasty ass white.

Racist people don't say 'I hope my neighbor isn't black because I hate black people.' A racist person would say, 'I hope my neighbor isn't black because, black people are ______________'.

It's not about the skin colour it's about some trait they believe is associated with the race. Sadly, in the US there are lots _____________ that are statistically true. I'm not saying it's right to dislike a whole group of people because of a statistical truth - like 'Blacks commit 7x more violent crimes, per capita, than Asians' , but it makes for a reasonably compelling argument. I don't like violent crimes, so I'd rather an Asian move in next door than a black. (now, in fairness, a lot of times their beliefs are completely unfounded based on the available data)

Anyway, I'm not advocating this reasoning, but that's why racist people don't like other races. Not because of skin color.
#16 - Zaxplab (05/25/2015) [-]
Pointing out that blacks commit 7x crime is not stupid, but saying that you hate a black man because blacks commit 7x crime is stupid.
#32 - frozanchaos (05/25/2015) [-]
It's irrelevant how many more blacks commit crimes though. You wouldn't say men are dangerous because they commit more rape than women.
User avatar #83 - namnori (05/25/2015) [-]
You're right, people wouldn't say it.. But it comes out in their actions. For example you're more intimidated if a man is staring at you than if a woman is. And it's seen as normal for women to approach and interact with small children but people react differently when men do it.

I'm not complaining about that, just stating that people do in fact judge races/sexes based on crime statistics.
#22 - fiahhawt (05/25/2015) [-]
Sir. Calm your gifs.
#18 - robuntu (05/25/2015) [-]
Most racist people don't actually 'hate' the other race though. Usually they just believe that they should be 'separate'. A racist person who thinks blacks moving in will bring crime/drugs/violence usually doesn't hate black people. They just don't want black people moving in on their street. More extreme racists would say things like, 'Go back to Africa' and that's silly for a lot of reasons (whites aren't native to the US, but still) - it's not an actual hate, it's a desire to be away from them.

Again - I'm totally not agreeing with them, I'm just saying that racist people don't see themselves as crazy or hateful. They just think races are different and should be separate.
User avatar #12 - killjoyus (05/25/2015) [-]
it is, still they have the right to be stupid and edgy
User avatar #14 - Zaxplab (05/25/2015) [-]
I didnt mean to argue that they couldn't be racist, I was just pointing out why they shouldn't.
User avatar #15 - killjoyus (05/25/2015) [-]
well yeah sure, just saying you know
#2 - found him when he was younger 05/25/2015 on elpresador rage +1

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User avatar #349 - syrianassassinsoul ONLINE (11 hours ago) [-]
judefag
#351 to #350 - syrianassassinsoul ONLINE (11 hours ago) [-]
get in here goyim!!!
we gonna jew the world
User avatar #343 - syrianassassinsoul ONLINE (05/13/2015) [-]
porn is not kosher
User avatar #336 - syrianassassinsoul ONLINE (05/04/2015) [-]
B
User avatar #341 to #340 - Zaxplab (05/04/2015) [-]
Wads dat sbell? BENIS DD
User avatar #335 - Zaxplab (04/24/2015) [-]
That's exactly what he ******* did
#290 - itskennyandjosh (03/12/2015) [-]
Thank you for up voting everyone.
User avatar #289 - Zaxplab (01/31/2015) [-]
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#282 - userexposer (11/12/2014) [-]
From a friend.
User avatar #283 to #282 - Zaxplab (11/12/2014) [-]
You'll be limp one day too, young man.
#286 to #283 - fulgrimventris (11/12/2014) [-]
"My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard..."
#287 to #286 - Zaxplab (11/12/2014) [-]
oh lord those titties
oh lord those titties
User avatar #285 to #283 - fulgrimventris (11/12/2014) [-]
i had nothing to do with this.
User avatar #333 to #284 - davidavidson (04/09/2015) [-]
Hahahahahahhahahaahah

**** , if only I could thumb u up
#271 - miia ONLINE (08/14/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#274 to #273 - Zaxplab (08/17/2014) [-]
I really should play minecraft again. Shame people mostly think it's for autists and young kids now ): I remember when it was the hottest 			****		 on FJ
I really should play minecraft again. Shame people mostly think it's for autists and young kids now ): I remember when it was the hottest **** on FJ
#275 to #274 - miia ONLINE (08/17/2014) [-]
i just cant find it fun anymore after building a shelter
i just cant find it fun anymore after building a shelter
#276 to #275 - Zaxplab (08/17/2014) [-]
I find it fun with little mods. Building a shelter, gathering ocelots/wolves, then playing with some mods.

I would recommend Clay Soldiers. ****** so much fun
#277 to #276 - miia ONLINE (08/17/2014) [-]
i would recommend neko girls
#278 to #277 - Zaxplab (08/17/2014) [-]
I would reccomend elf girls
User avatar #280 to #278 - miia ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
so are you going to shoot or what
User avatar #281 to #280 - Zaxplab (09/03/2014) [-]
you asked for forgivness so it's cool.
#279 to #278 - miia ONLINE (08/17/2014) [-]
dont shoot me
User avatar #270 - krnboy (08/04/2014) [-]
hi, do you have sauce to the farangdingdong girl that you posted?
User avatar #268 - fistoftheaxis (07/24/2014) [-]
Umm, hi. Do you have the source to those Ahri gifs you posted in the Hentai board?
User avatar #269 to #268 - Zaxplab (07/24/2014) [-]
Leage of Charms. I think they're made by Shadman, but not sure.
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