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Age: 24
Date Signed Up:11/09/2010
Last Login:11/27/2014
Location:Murica
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#1 - Reminds me of this. 05/23/2014 on You are such a beach! +9
#4 - DayZ  [+] (2 new replies) 05/23/2014 on Most GTA Online Players In... +27
User avatar #14 - tehfalconguy (05/24/2014) [-]
I had one guy scream how he was friendly at me 3000 times then charge at me with an axe, one guy punch me for no reason while i was going down a ladder, and another come out of fucking nowhere after the ladderpunch guy today. Within 10 minutes. They all got arrows in their chests. TRUST NO ONE
User avatar #6 - nywrestler (05/23/2014) [-]
Indeed
#4 - I thought the kids never grew old because Peter killed them wh… 05/23/2014 on Ow, my feels! +4
#2 - Then Dinosaurs destroy man. Then Dinosaurs create God. Then Go… 05/23/2014 on My favorite quote from... 0
#5 - Are there any black people on this site who can explain to me …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/23/2014 on poor little blk girl 0
User avatar #6 - shema (05/23/2014) [-]
i think that is just their style.
#9 - inb4 all of Europe gets super offended and writes 10 paragraph… 05/23/2014 on 'merica 0
#39 - THE BOTTLE WAS STANDING UP IN THE END 05/23/2014 on nom +11
#6 - **Zaxplab rolled user derpingthederps ** Thi…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/23/2014 on Well fuck 0
User avatar #8 - derpingthederps (05/23/2014) [-]
Oh boi
#2 - That guy was his guardian savior. He died so tha… 05/23/2014 on Piece of shit wont... +3
#24 - So the Air Force and the Navy are totally worthless?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/22/2014 on New follower 0
#39 - Orc (05/22/2014) [-]
Yes.
#47 - She almost looks like her ass was photoshopped by an 8th grade… 05/22/2014 on An important truth +9
#245 - yeah dude, you can't explain **** to a vegetarian. 05/20/2014 on Hate when this happens 0
#1 - aren't intomercials the greatest? 05/20/2014 on I Hate When This Happens +1
#60 - Couldn't she just open the car door and get out as well? 05/20/2014 on This should be a trojan... 0
#20 - I dont see a hookshot or bow reflecting ganondorf's magic. 05/19/2014 on Purple Link +1
#82 - IS no one ever allowed to use that gif again ever in the histo…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/19/2014 on America at the Store +1
User avatar #83 - anticitezenone (05/19/2014) [-]
i dont know how it works, i'm an observer not a faggot who does it
#135 - New Jersey, the state that got cleaner after a hurricane. … 05/19/2014 on Not as bad a it seems +1
#6 - Source 05/19/2014 on FINISH HIM 0
#5 - just like losing your virginity. 05/19/2014 on Gum 0
#40 - Californian detected.  [+] (21 new replies) 05/19/2014 on Not as bad a it seems +5
#77 - Womens Study Major (05/19/2014) [-]
hey don't lump me in with that.
#45 - dwarfman (05/19/2014) [-]
New Jersey. Sorry broski, but your state is considered a bad joke by most of the union. Not just by the filthy hippies. You also mooch much more federal money than the filthy hippies oddly enough.
#135 - Zaxplab (05/19/2014) [-]
New Jersey, the state that got cleaner after a hurricane.


Okay man, enjoy your state of pissed-off oompa loompas.
User avatar #81 - pwnagraphy (05/19/2014) [-]
You give us Northern NJ'ers a bad name.

Go back to Hoboken
User avatar #59 - matamune (05/19/2014) [-]
Well. that is just plain wrong. they pay more federal taxes, than the federal government in turn spends, so they're good on that account.
#54 - rattybastard (05/19/2014) [-]
Texas is also the top export state for 10 years running, if you want to get into just pure bulk. It means we get shit done here instead of sitting around talking shit about other states. We also get more federal money because we are larger than anything else in the lower 48, though we are ranked a modest 26th in the annual ratio of federal spending to the corresponding federal revenue collected.
User avatar #57 - dwarfman (05/19/2014) [-]
With the amount of resources they're sitting on they'd better be a top export. That is the sole reason they do well for themselves, not because "you get shit done". Same can be said about Alaska, Canada, Saudi Arabia, Norway, etc etc etc. Your pride is what I find disgusting.
#62 - floofy (05/19/2014) [-]
your hositility to his facts is what disgusts me.

remember Texas? from tejas? meaning fucking FRIEND. dickhead. the hospitality state is hospitable as long as you dont run up in here shouting how ignorant we all are.
User avatar #137 - dwarfman (05/19/2014) [-]
Hospitality? Please. Everyone is fucking rude and full of themselves. Fuck you.
#139 - chancevance (05/19/2014) [-]
Like you?

I'm from Texas, and can confirm we would kick your ass out of the state
User avatar #140 - dwarfman (05/20/2014) [-]
Typical answer. "We'll thug out anyone we even remotely don't like. We're so great, don't mess with Texas!" Eat a dick
#141 - chancevance (05/21/2014) [-]
No you're just a dick. I'm surprised they tolerate you, anywhere.
#61 - rattybastard (05/19/2014) [-]
Don't know about the countries, as they are not of the USA, but Alaska barely pays for itself. Its index is 0.95, even though its full of resources. I am sorry if I have pride in my state; its a great place to live. There are worst places in the 48 to be, and a lot of people agree with me, since Texas has the 2nd best state growth in the country. Maybe people don't like New Jersey because the people are rude there. You seem to be a shining example.
#104 - kyletr (05/19/2014) [-]
Fuck yeah Schlitterbahn!

Just don't go to the one in South Padre... it'd be a great park if it weren't spitting distance from the beach, but the fact that all the rides re connected to the lazy river is awesome. Just ride the river and paddle into live when you feel like something different. Dunno how the Galveston or Corpus Christi ones are because, well, beach. Though I'll grant you Galveston beaches aren't exactly scenic.... And apparently there is one in Kansas but who cares.

But the original one in New Braunfels is the greatest park I've ever been to, be it water, amusement, race, or dog.
#63 - floofy (05/19/2014) [-]
hiiiiiii from north of Dallas.
User avatar #65 - rattybastard (05/19/2014) [-]
Ah, you must be rich then. Can I sell you my soul for buckets of cash?
#66 - floofy (05/19/2014) [-]
no son, Burkburnett. not the burbs.
#48 - Womens Study Major (05/19/2014) [-]
It's funny because New Jersey is considered a shithole by everyone not from New Jersey.
#49 - dwarfman (05/19/2014) [-]
>2014
>Still too scared to stand by your opinion and comment as Anon

Taxes are a bit high and assbag New Yorkers journey down here during the summer and stir shit. Otherwise not a bad state. Not over run with Mexicans or Angry Protestant White People that think they're God's gift to the human race.
User avatar #115 - redstag (05/19/2014) [-]
Seriously though why do you people from new jersey think they're so special. I work at a hotel, as security, and we had some guys being really rowdy and shit so I knock on the door and
Me: Hey guys, We got a noise complaint and I can hear you down the entire hallway think you can keep it down?
Dude 1: But we're from jersey.
Me: ...okay, Keep it down or you have to leave, alright?
Dude 2: But we're visiting from jersey.
Me: Got that, still got to keep it down just like every one else.
Dude 1 puts his hand out to shake so i shake back he does that super grip trying to intimidate you bullshit, so I grip back feel his knuckles roll and he let's go real quick.
Dude 2: But like we're saying we're just visiting some family here and we're from jersey.
I have been here 2 years and never wanted to punch someone so bad. Whats with you guy's do you skip school and go straight to gyms and tanning shops?
#53 - Womens Study Major (05/19/2014) [-]
Implying I have an account on a site I come to for a quick laugh

New Jersey is New York's shitstain, literally no one outside of New Jersey thinks anything good about you guys. You're right you're not filled with Mexicans or protestants, you're filled with assholes who aren't good enough to live in New York.
#222 - **Zaxplab rolled image ** 05/19/2014 on Admin 0
#8 - He used to, but he just gave up. I unno man  [+] (1 new reply) 05/19/2014 on Why 0
User avatar #9 - goodshinyhunter (05/19/2014) [-]
Aw. Perhaps too many people kept typing jokexplain.
#6 - Jokexplain doesn't actually explain jokes  [+] (4 new replies) 05/19/2014 on Why 0
User avatar #16 - canines (05/19/2014) [-]
he is back in the game now though, as you can see above your comment
#7 - goodshinyhunter (05/19/2014) [-]
Wut.
User avatar #8 - Zaxplab (05/19/2014) [-]
He used to, but he just gave up.



I unno man
User avatar #9 - goodshinyhunter (05/19/2014) [-]
Aw. Perhaps too many people kept typing jokexplain.
#2 - So those pictures I keep seeing of anime girls orgasming when … 05/19/2014 on Random Fact Comp. 37 0
#20 - Was West's tube-throated voice any better?  [+] (4 new replies) 05/19/2014 on Feels.. 0
User avatar #21 - guardianatreyu (05/19/2014) [-]
That's a campy style Batman. Nolan's Dark Knight was supposed to be serious. Yet it has a Batman who sounds like he has an extreme sore throat.
User avatar #48 - vileinsect (05/19/2014) [-]
the film still good tho
User avatar #42 - hellomynameisbill (05/19/2014) [-]
I think that was mainly to add to the batman persona as a way to differ from Bruce Wayne to help conceal his identity
User avatar #28 - yunoknow (05/19/2014) [-]
so would a Batman with some kind of voice changer be better? T-Pain Batman?
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#282 - userexposer (11/12/2014) [-]
From a friend.
User avatar #283 to #282 - Zaxplab (11/12/2014) [-]
You'll be limp one day too, young man.
#286 to #283 - fulgrimventris (11/12/2014) [-]
"My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard..."
#287 to #286 - Zaxplab (11/12/2014) [-]
oh lord those titties
oh lord those titties
User avatar #285 to #283 - fulgrimventris (11/12/2014) [-]
i had nothing to do with this.
#271 - miia ONLINE (08/14/2014) [-]
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#274 to #273 - Zaxplab (08/17/2014) [-]
I really should play minecraft again. Shame people mostly think it's for autists and young kids now ): I remember when it was the hottest 						****					 on FJ
I really should play minecraft again. Shame people mostly think it's for autists and young kids now ): I remember when it was the hottest **** on FJ
#275 to #274 - miia ONLINE (08/17/2014) [-]
i just cant find it fun anymore after building a shelter
i just cant find it fun anymore after building a shelter
#276 to #275 - Zaxplab (08/17/2014) [-]
I find it fun with little mods. Building a shelter, gathering ocelots/wolves, then playing with some mods.

I would recommend Clay Soldiers. ****** so much fun
#277 to #276 - miia ONLINE (08/17/2014) [-]
i would recommend neko girls
#278 to #277 - Zaxplab (08/17/2014) [-]
I would reccomend elf girls
User avatar #280 to #278 - miia ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
so are you going to shoot or what
User avatar #281 to #280 - Zaxplab (09/03/2014) [-]
you asked for forgivness so it's cool.
#279 to #278 - miia ONLINE (08/17/2014) [-]
dont shoot me
User avatar #270 - krnboy (08/04/2014) [-]
hi, do you have sauce to the farangdingdong girl that you posted?
User avatar #268 - fistoftheaxis (07/24/2014) [-]
Umm, hi. Do you have the source to those Ahri gifs you posted in the Hentai board?
User avatar #269 to #268 - Zaxplab (07/24/2014) [-]
Leage of Charms. I think they're made by Shadman, but not sure.
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