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Date Signed Up:11/09/2010
Last Login:4/16/2014
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#3 - I cannot believe people are already thumbing me down for this.…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/21/2013 on ... why? 0
User avatar #4 - superpats (05/21/2013) [-]
"having your country in front of you at all times" isn't racism though. That would be patriotism
User avatar #5 - Zaxplab (05/21/2013) [-]
gaaah, forget about it. There's a point where patriotism becomes racism, and I was attempting to make a joke about that.


#8 - panzerfaust (05/27/2013) [-]
Actually mate patriotism grow into nationalism and racism is in most cases included in it.But yes more or less you are right.
User avatar #6 - superpats (05/21/2013) [-]
i'll give you the benefit of the doubt and thumb you back up
User avatar #7 - athojew (05/21/2013) [-]
I think you are confusing the word ignorance with racism
#1 - Is that what it looks like to be a racist?  [+] (7 new replies) 05/21/2013 on ... why? -1
User avatar #2 - superpats (05/21/2013) [-]
if you think america is racist you haven't been to a Football (soccer) game in europe.
User avatar #3 - Zaxplab (05/21/2013) [-]
I cannot believe people are already thumbing me down for this. The joke was having an image of your country visible in front of you at all times, blocking out most everything else in your line of vision.

That's literally happening with these glasses.

I was implying that that's what racists see all the time.
User avatar #4 - superpats (05/21/2013) [-]
"having your country in front of you at all times" isn't racism though. That would be patriotism
User avatar #5 - Zaxplab (05/21/2013) [-]
gaaah, forget about it. There's a point where patriotism becomes racism, and I was attempting to make a joke about that.


#8 - panzerfaust (05/27/2013) [-]
Actually mate patriotism grow into nationalism and racism is in most cases included in it.But yes more or less you are right.
User avatar #6 - superpats (05/21/2013) [-]
i'll give you the benefit of the doubt and thumb you back up
User avatar #7 - athojew (05/21/2013) [-]
I think you are confusing the word ignorance with racism
#136 - No, he's North American. Alert, this … 05/21/2013 on Merica' 0
#1 - What about when the Roman Emperor, Caligula, declared war on P…  [+] (22 new replies) 05/20/2013 on LOL History +644
#284 - anonymous (05/21/2013) [-]
The United States declared a war on drugs! That's the funniest.
#233 - anonymous (05/21/2013) [-]
how about Xerxes who decided to punish Poseidon for destroying alot of his ships in a storm. The punishment was whipping. He literally whipped the sea.
User avatar #307 - Gandalfthewhite (05/21/2013) [-]
and threw in hot iron shackles too
User avatar #128 - traelos (05/21/2013) [-]
a) Neptune.
b) He didn't send troops to the ocean to stab the sea bed, he challenged Neptune because he was having bad weather in the conquest of Britain.
#124 - wtfduud (05/21/2013) [-]
Poseidon is greek, Neptune is the roman god of the sea.
#56 - janevim (05/21/2013) [-]
Caligula going to war against Neptune (Roman Poseideon) is from the play I, Claudius. It is loosely based on Suetonius' claim that Caligula went to the English channel with troops merely to get seashells (see Western Expansion section). So, it's actually fiction based on slander.
#303 - akatsukipain (05/21/2013) [-]
damn it buzz killington! im sick of your shit!
User avatar #35 - whatsawilly (05/21/2013) [-]
But wouldn't he have declared war on Neptune, the Roman God of the Sea? Rather than Poseidon, the Greek God of the Sea?
I'm not trying to prove you wrong, it's a genuine question
#54 - anonnumthreeseven (05/21/2013) [-]
Probably trying to prove the greeks that their god sucks.
User avatar #304 - trolljunkusa (05/21/2013) [-]
actually romans were very tollerant of other religions
#22 - anonymous (05/21/2013) [-]
And then there was that time that Xerxes got pissed at the sea because he couldn't cross a strait due to repeated thunderstorms. He sent one guy down to give the sea several lashes before he finally declared that the sea had learned it's lesson and it was safe to cross.

And there was also that time that America planned to detonate a nuke on the moon...
#29 - anonymous (05/21/2013) [-]
I just realized that the moon thing sounds silly. Here's some proof from the world's most reliable source: completely-legit-opedia: [url deleted]
#30 - anonymous (05/21/2013) [-]
fak, forgot anons can't post urls.

It's project A119
User avatar #281 - thatguyjonah (05/21/2013) [-]
Then Sign in Faggot
#17 - gahblah (05/21/2013) [-]
Or what about this one?
#87 - peachypeachh (05/21/2013) [-]
or how canada is technically at war with denmark over a small island to the east. the war consists of canadian forces going in, taking down the danish flag, replacing it with theirs, and vise versa. oh, and the island is 1.3 km across.
#130 - anonymous (05/21/2013) [-]
Wut are you serious right now?

LOL! I love Denmark, they our European counterpart!
#5 - teranin (05/21/2013) [-]
Dude pretty much everything Caligula did was awesome.
User avatar #180 - bulbakip (05/21/2013) [-]
Caligula did nothing wrong.
User avatar #2 - pyrothermal (05/20/2013) [-]
And tried to get his horse elected consul?
User avatar #11 - seniorpokeman (05/21/2013) [-]
He tried to make him a consul, but he successfully made it a preist.
#1 - This is a restaurant on the Border of the Netherlands and Belgium.  [+] (31 new replies) 05/20/2013 on Cal-Neva +84
User avatar #46 - kaitheguy (05/21/2013) [-]
so there's no actual boundaries? i could just go from one country to the next without authorization or anything?

>mug somebody in belgium
>run to restaurant in netherlands
>pay for dinner with stolen money
>out of belgian police jurisdiction
>police watch as you pay with stolen money
u mad wafflemen?
User avatar #72 - fosforgasxiii (05/22/2013) [-]
Dutch and Belgian police work together, certainly in border regions.
One time a Belgian criminal escaped from jail and fleed to the Netherlands, but there he was caught steeling something (I think a motorbike) and when the Dutch police discovered he was an escaped Belgian inmate, they did a polonaise dance and send the fucker back to Belgian police.
User avatar #4 - KayRed (05/21/2013) [-]
Wait, wait, wait...You're tell me, and american, that you can have two countries next to each other, and there is no fence in between? No border patrol? People can walk to one side, and walk back? I'm sorry, I think I need to lie down.
User avatar #67 - hammarhead (05/21/2013) [-]
well, the netherlands doesnt have a massive and terrifyingly violent drug cartel that belgium should be worried about.
#56 - felex (05/21/2013) [-]
We call it Europe, now leave us alone and go "liberate" another country.
#55 - jazpinder (05/21/2013) [-]
What you fail to understand is that these aren't two countries next to each other but two states within a country.
#48 - anonymous (05/21/2013) [-]
USA and Canada dipshit
User avatar #47 - seniorawesomesauce (05/21/2013) [-]
There is no fence between Vermont and Canada, at least. The border actually runs through a library, it's just really really frowned upon to step over it.
User avatar #51 - KayRed (05/21/2013) [-]
I'm ignoring canada for the sake of the joke.
User avatar #52 - seniorawesomesauce (05/21/2013) [-]
Everyone ignores Canada...
User avatar #11 - jibb (05/21/2013) [-]
>You're tell me
>and american
#12 - KayRed (05/21/2013) [-]
I stand by my poor grammar.
User avatar #9 - bitchplzzz (05/21/2013) [-]
That's why holland is full of polaks, turks, and other lesser humans
User avatar #15 - fosforgasxiii (05/21/2013) [-]
Found the neonazi.
User avatar #8 - sausageparty (05/21/2013) [-]
Inside the European Union we have open borders. You can just pass from country to country without even slowing down your car.
User avatar #36 - manicekman (05/21/2013) [-]
Not in EU but in the Schengen Area. (Most of EU + Switzerland + Idontrlyknowandamtoolazytosearch)
User avatar #18 - diverdee (05/21/2013) [-]
From Denmark to Germany you actually have to speed up your car, as the speedlimits is different
#19 - anonymous (05/21/2013) [-]
are different
User avatar #21 - diverdee (05/21/2013) [-]
Well take this into account. I know that there is a difference between Danish and German speedlimits. What would that make me? Either Danish or German. So you can go suck a cock anon!
#22 - anonymous (05/21/2013) [-]
oh my god i am so offended, "suck a cock", oh my stars. Sorry though, didn't consider that English probably wasn't your first language
User avatar #23 - diverdee (05/21/2013) [-]
Its alright, you have the balls to say sorry and give a valid excuse. I take my cock back.
#68 - hammarhead (05/21/2013) [-]
I've had your profile in my reactions for many many months. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
User avatar #71 - diverdee (05/22/2013) [-]
Where did you get a picture of me as young!?
#62 - anonymous (05/21/2013) [-]
Aww... I was gonna name it Willy...
User avatar #6 - agrofenlas (05/21/2013) [-]
Some of the world understands that land is simply land and is not obsessed with keeping those in the border inside, and those living outside the border from encroaching into their country. Only countries who are selfish and greedy keep others from traveling.
User avatar #13 - trojanmannn (05/21/2013) [-]
The thing is, if America left its borders open then much of the crime from Mexico would run into the US. Not like the US is crime free, but letting all people from mexico in would be pretty detrimental.
User avatar #17 - kevinspacey (05/21/2013) [-]
a lot of the guns that criminals use in Mexico is sold to them from Americans or traded for drugs, you tell me who needs to close their borders. I realize you're saying that America isn't crime free but the crime rate there is pretty fucking high
#31 - anonymous (05/21/2013) [-]
Actually, the crime rates in the US have dropped substantially over the last 20 years. Not to say that crime isn't a problem but that crime has been sensationalized in the much more prevalent media to make us think that crime is constantly rising issue.
User avatar #59 - agrofenlas (05/21/2013) [-]
I agree that crime may be more an issue, but as far as most crime in the US goes, last I checked its philly. That city of Brotherly love. Which isn't anywhere near our border to Mexico. However, it'll never reach the rates of Rio. That place is crazy. Stab some one in front of the cops, see if they give a single fuck.
#28 - thereasonableperso (05/21/2013) [-]
Traffic going both in and out ir monitored.
#2 - torchictoucher (05/20/2013) [-]
Baarle-Hertog is a strange place
#363 - Picture 05/20/2013 on Cubone wh +2
#25 - DJ 4DM1N... don't post pictures of retarded people. 05/20/2013 on Holy shit this needs to happen -5
#9 - Spies, bloody useless. 05/20/2013 on boom 0
#9 - wait... those are long pockets> 05/20/2013 on Twerk' it. +1
#1 - Let's take the time to appreciate the fact that some poor soul… 05/19/2013 on YES, she's getting undressed +1
#39 - They look homeless. 05/19/2013 on PC Vs MAC 0
#3 - I'm a little upset that the bottle didn't break, sending arcs …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/19/2013 on Aluminum + Bromine +85
User avatar #5 - majom (05/19/2013) [-]
Yeah. It's like when you're about to sneeze... but no. It stop before.
#1 - More like Stop rioting Or we will make you s… 05/19/2013 on Repeat after me. You.Are.Free +2
#1 - I like how you titled this properly, rather than stealing and …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/19/2013 on A redditor took this photo +3
User avatar #2 - nooneofinterest (05/19/2013) [-]
Give creddit where it's due
#1 - You must be doing it on purpose, because I've never witnessed …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/19/2013 on This happens to me way too... +1
User avatar #2 - rossthomson (05/19/2013) [-]
I'm just really clumsy.
#65 - Fixed it.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/19/2013 on Cat war +1
#66 - minnesotaids (05/19/2013) [-]
DEAR GOD!
YOU ARE A FUCKING MIRACLE WORKER!
#64 - Picture 05/19/2013 on Cat war 0
#63 - Picture 05/19/2013 on Cat war 0
#35 - First person to tell me three reasons that gekosandcheerios wa… 05/19/2013 on ice cream>cheerios 0
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#62 - minnesotaids (05/19/2013) [-]
User avatar #65 - Zaxplab (05/19/2013) [-]
Fixed it.
#66 - minnesotaids (05/19/2013) [-]
DEAR GOD!
YOU ARE A FUCKING MIRACLE WORKER!
#290 - Suddenly, everyone of FJ is ten feet tall. 05/19/2013 on The main problem of short men +1
#5 - tarantulas, tarantulas! Everybody loves, tarantulas.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/19/2013 on Don't let me fall! +1
User avatar #8 - Nitsuin (05/19/2013) [-]
I don't love Tarantula's, but I don't have any problems with letting others handle them. Something about them shattering when they fall from high enough makes me feel like I'd be holding an infant, which I also do not want to hold for basically the same reason.
#3 - No. They're small fuzzy animals. It's hard not to like small f…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/19/2013 on Don't let me fall! +1
User avatar #4 - departed (05/19/2013) [-]
Yay! I'm not weird :3
User avatar #5 - Zaxplab (05/19/2013) [-]
tarantulas, tarantulas! Everybody loves, tarantulas.
User avatar #8 - Nitsuin (05/19/2013) [-]
I don't love Tarantula's, but I don't have any problems with letting others handle them. Something about them shattering when they fall from high enough makes me feel like I'd be holding an infant, which I also do not want to hold for basically the same reason.
#1 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 05/19/2013 on Fjchat! +1
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User avatar #265 - Zaxplab (02/16/2014) [-]
TEST
User avatar #263 - CrabFace (01/15/2014) [-]
Really dude? A picture of a dildo in GTA SA? You ban for that?

You must be one of the cool kids.
User avatar #264 to #263 - Marker (01/15/2014) [-]
"Any sex toys should be flagged. Dildos, fleshlights (as long as it blatently looks like one) Condoms, stuff like that."

phanact.com/modguide
User avatar #258 - steedawwg **User deleted account** (01/07/2014) [-]
fuuuuuuuuuck you
User avatar #260 to #259 - steedawwg **User deleted account** (01/08/2014) [-]
User avatar #261 to #260 - Zaxplab (01/08/2014) [-]
You can't stop the
User avatar #262 to #261 - steedawwg **User deleted account** (01/09/2014) [-]
I just embrace it then
User avatar #252 - tindarin (12/16/2013) [-]
Uh.. I got mentioned by you?
User avatar #253 to #252 - Zaxplab (12/16/2013) [-]
Did you?


I didn't do it. What did the alert lead you to?
User avatar #255 to #254 - Zaxplab (12/16/2013) [-]
Oh yeah. I was browsing sfw_mod/comments/, and I saw two pictures on your profile with semen, and I was asking if it's flaggable.


Sorry for the mention.
User avatar #256 to #255 - tindarin (12/16/2013) [-]
Ah, alrighty then.
Have a good day!
User avatar #250 - phanact (12/02/2013) [-]
Log out and back in
User avatar #251 to #250 - Zaxplab (12/02/2013) [-]
Wow Thanks!
User avatar #248 - Zaxplab (10/19/2013) [-]
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#247 - Zaxplab (09/19/2013) [-]
To those who find this.   
   
   
   
I give you this gif. It may be one of the greatest gifs ever made, so use it with care.
To those who find this.



I give you this gif. It may be one of the greatest gifs ever made, so use it with care.
#245 - Zaxplab (08/31/2013) [-]
**Zaxplab rolls 777,855,707**


The least rolled roll that can be rolled.


accompanied by my extremely amateur SFM work.
#246 to #245 - Zaxplab (09/11/2013) [-]
**Zaxplab rolls 288,952,075**
#244 - Zaxplab (08/17/2013) [-]
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#234 - thechosentroll (07/25/2013) [-]
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Good day. Have you accepted Slaanesh as your lord and drug dealer yet?
#235 to #234 - Zaxplab (07/26/2013) [-]
ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod   
   
   
someonefamousjustcommentedonmyprofileandIhavenoideawhattodo.
ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod


someonefamousjustcommentedonmyprofileandIhavenoideawhattodo.
User avatar #236 to #235 - thechosentroll (07/26/2013) [-]
Since when am I famous?
User avatar #237 to #236 - Zaxplab (07/26/2013) [-]
Since you were a recognized character.


Twi and Cleveland Steamer will say that exact same thing.
User avatar #239 to #237 - thechosentroll (07/26/2013) [-]
Since when am I ac character?
User avatar #240 to #239 - Zaxplab (07/26/2013) [-]
Not all of us know who you actually are. thechosontroll is the person you take on at FJ. So your character.
User avatar #241 to #240 - thechosentroll (07/26/2013) [-]
Oooooooooooh. Now I get it. To be fair, you'll never know, since I never post IRLs outside of facebook.
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#231 - Zaxplab (07/19/2013) [-]
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#215 - Zaxplab (06/19/2013) [-]
**Zaxplab rolled user miscarriage ** Hi, I just wanted to distract you for a moment
User avatar #216 to #215 - miscarriage (06/19/2013) [-]
Uhm, what do you need?
User avatar #217 to #216 - Zaxplab (06/19/2013) [-]
Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?
User avatar #218 to #217 - miscarriage (06/19/2013) [-]
no

Shrek is the only god i need in my life
User avatar #220 to #219 - miscarriage (06/19/2013) [-]
SHREK
User avatar #223 to #222 - Zaxplab (06/19/2013) [-]
Also love
User avatar #225 to #224 - Zaxplab (06/19/2013) [-]
and one more thing that you're missing
#227 to #226 - Zaxplab (06/19/2013) [-]
Congratulations! You've done it!
Congratulations! You've done it!
#212 - MrMysteriousMagic has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #213 to #212 - Zaxplab (06/07/2013) [-]
I can buy 47.


What would you want?
User avatar #209 - posttwo (06/05/2013) [-]
What browser do you have?
User avatar #210 to #209 - Zaxplab (06/05/2013) [-]
Chrome
User avatar #211 to #210 - posttwo (06/05/2013) [-]
version.

Im trying to figure out the problem
User avatar #208 - azswampy (06/05/2013) [-]
I leave you a genuine apology and you just ignore it. You seem like a swell guy!
User avatar #206 - azswampy (05/31/2013) [-]
I apologize if I came off as one of those gullible people just spreading spam. You seem like a nice fellow I apologize again.
User avatar #207 to #206 - azswampy (05/31/2013) [-]
i sincerely do i am sorry if a was rude in any way I was in the fault.
User avatar #200 - Zaxplab (05/19/2013) [-]
funmanigro
jarofdirt
blargosnarf


Just wanted you all to know that I was in fact just trying to get a reaction out of davidavison.

I don't really believe that the Brit Milah is a good thing, nor do I think that modern medicine is " a heretic sin."

His small brain couldn't comprehend the act of trolling, so he blocked me for "Ignorance." Extremely ironic.
User avatar #201 to #200 - Blargosnarf (05/19/2013) [-]
Well, I figured as much, I was mostly just going along with it as a joke, it's really hard to believe anyone would be as stupid as to-
I'm sorry, is your profile image a decaying lizard!? That's... kinda messed up.
#202 to #201 - Zaxplab (05/19/2013) [-]
No, lol. Well, sort of. It's a time lapse of ants eating a lizard's corpse. They even carry away the bones at the end.
No, lol. Well, sort of. It's a time lapse of ants eating a lizard's corpse. They even carry away the bones at the end.
User avatar #203 to #202 - Blargosnarf (05/19/2013) [-]
I say again. That's ******* disgusting.
#204 to #203 - Zaxplab (05/19/2013) [-]
Yeah, lol.   
   
   
I just thought it was cool, so it found a spot in my "cool" folder.
Yeah, lol.


I just thought it was cool, so it found a spot in my "cool" folder.
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