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- Why do people gotta romanticize suicide?
Because natural selection is the only reason the human race is so intelligent.
Either they use it as a coping mechanism or they just want attention, depends on the person
Because they have nothing else to live for.
Because they don't live with actual suicidal thoughts. 24/7.
Even then, as someone who currently does have to deal with annoying, intrusive dark thoughts, it helps me to joke about it. Pink Guy's please kill yourself was a motto for me for a while because it allowed me to release some of the anxiety and intrusive thoughts into something harmless like a song about killing yourself.
I am not the proof of a rule though, rather an exception, so I don't dare to speak for anyone else. But romanticizing suicide is a great coping mechanism that allows venting and putting these normally hidden thoughts in the open in a sort of 'less strings attached' way.
- You could also do it completely nude for full flexibility.
What A Cunt
- "And you're ugly, just like you're husband"
Trump destroys Hillary
- God damn, she had to shave to wear that.
- Lil Canada's just going through a phase, that doesn't make him…
The most cucked country?
- I didn't realize that girls rubbing against table edges was a …
Aw Yeah Dats The Good Stuff
- That's ******* brilliant. I imagine it's not that hard either.…
people could push the handle into the door from the outside though while you're not in to lock you out.
pulling on one side engages a lever, that disengages a lock which prevents the doorknob from moving.
badly explained but whatever
keyhole that when turned pulls out the doorknob
Or just rig it to only allow the handle to retract when the door is locked from the opposite side.
Don't even include a doorknob on the outside. Just hide a button somewhere really out of the way like a movie mansion. Under a statue or behind a picture or some shit.
- I was genuinely confused about how someone could call frozen p…
- There's countries that don't like us?
There is, but they're all wrong. Don't worry about it
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