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Date Signed Up:11/09/2010
Last Login:11/27/2014
Location:Murica
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#4 - Man, someone needs to get laid.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/14/2014 on Equality... right +9
User avatar #5 - linkalicious (11/14/2014) [-]
It's ok, we all do.
#16 - Picture 11/14/2014 on Things I miss from my... +1
#2 - It's almost the quadratic equation  [+] (1 new reply) 11/14/2014 on mr turner everyone +6
User avatar #3 - ktom (11/14/2014) [-]
but not quite haha. its not like the quadratic equation is patented right?
#4 - They're gonna get soggy!  [+] (5 new replies) 11/14/2014 on OCD +30
User avatar #27 - duedum (11/14/2014) [-]
soggy is best mayne
#20 - Womens Study Major (11/14/2014) [-]
Posting this as anon because people will freak out and thumb me down but I wait for the cereal to get soggy before eat it and I also microwave the milk first before pouring the cereal.

And I know people who do the same so I'm not the only one.
User avatar #5 - killerliquid (11/14/2014) [-]
Nesquik is best soggy motherfucker
User avatar #8 - nikolaier (11/14/2014) [-]
damm right, and dont forget about drinking that chocolate milk that will have formed by then
User avatar #32 - killerliquid (11/14/2014) [-]
aw yis
#44 - Thank mr skeletor and thank mr stiches 11/14/2014 on for those who lost +2
#12 - **Zaxplab rolls 52** fak 11/14/2014 on for those who lost 0
#11 - **Zaxplab rolls 25** I want that game ):  [+] (1 new reply) 11/14/2014 on for those who lost 0
User avatar #12 - Zaxplab (11/14/2014) [-]
**Zaxplab rolls 52** fak
#10 - **Zaxplab rolls 31** dubs please  [+] (2 new replies) 11/14/2014 on for those who lost 0
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**Zaxplab rolls 25** I want that game ):
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**Zaxplab rolls 52** fak
#9 - **Zaxplab rolls 61** pls  [+] (3 new replies) 11/14/2014 on for those who lost 0
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**Zaxplab rolls 31** dubs please
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**Zaxplab rolls 25** I want that game ):
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**Zaxplab rolls 52** fak
#8 - **Zaxplab rolls 32**  [+] (4 new replies) 11/14/2014 on for those who lost 0
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**Zaxplab rolls 61** pls
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**Zaxplab rolls 31** dubs please
User avatar #11 - Zaxplab (11/14/2014) [-]
**Zaxplab rolls 25** I want that game ):
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**Zaxplab rolls 52** fak
#3 - Because she's a waterhead 11/13/2014 on That's one way to use it I... 0
#12 - I have the same problems with my testicles  [+] (9 new replies) 11/13/2014 on bustly girls with dildos +122
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#20 - helgheimftw (11/13/2014) [-]
you have balls on your chest ?
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#31 - dupleb (11/13/2014) [-]
Chesticals
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User avatar #21 - lahel (11/13/2014) [-]
this hould have many more thumbs. many many more. like a hiroshima survivor or something.
#2 - remember the golden rule 11/13/2014 on i don't even know +4
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#1 - You should be happy that anyone's talking to you, with a dick …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/12/2014 on My Dick When: Gay men hit... +1
User avatar #2 - ahremanes (11/12/2014) [-]
bigger than yours, plues mine has hands. you should see what it can do inside a woman
#1 - Him and Kanye would be perfect for one another. …  [+] (7 new replies) 11/12/2014 on New #BaldForBieber +135
#3 - Womens Study Major (11/13/2014) [-]
After all, he is the kanye best.
User avatar #21 - commontroll (11/13/2014) [-]
Certainly the Kanye Best in his Kanye Nest, where he gets his Kanye Rest.
#23 - databutt (11/13/2014) [-]
It would be some Kanyecest.
User avatar #24 - commontroll (11/13/2014) [-]
He'd add some lime to give his love some Kanye Zest.
User avatar #28 - turkeyslapper (11/13/2014) [-]
Then play with his kanye breasts
#30 - databutt (11/13/2014) [-]
His Kanye cleft.
User avatar #64 - YourName (11/13/2014) [-]
Go on a Kanye Quest, where he will face the Kanye Test in order to join the Kanye Fest where he will be Kanye Dressed in his Kanye Vest
#287 - oh lord those titties  [+] (1 new reply) 11/12/2014 on Zaxplab's profile 0
#288 - fulgrimventris (11/12/2014) [-]
#11 - You can have a female friend without trying to **** … 11/12/2014 on the dreaded friend zone 0
#283 - You'll be limp one day too, young man.  [+] (5 new replies) 11/12/2014 on Zaxplab's profile 0
#286 - fulgrimventris (11/12/2014) [-]
"My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard..."
#287 - Zaxplab (11/12/2014) [-]
oh lord those titties
#288 - fulgrimventris (11/12/2014) [-]
User avatar #285 - fulgrimventris (11/12/2014) [-]
i had nothing to do with this.
#284 - userexposer (11/12/2014) [-]
Impossible.
#17 - Thus far, I have no idea where you stand on religion. …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/12/2014 on What if devil is the good God? 0
#19 - ronjeremysweiner (11/12/2014) [-]
i dont really know either
we cant know the truths until we die or whatever's in control decides to tell us shit
but alot of the shit anti Christians like to bring up comes from a tainted bible atleast i think
#97 - A fat girl like that would never want to feel the burn. 11/12/2014 on 'Murica is spreading like mayo 0
#15 - What IS it about then? Eternal church service? Are yo…  [+] (19 new replies) 11/12/2014 on What if devil is the good God? +1
User avatar #66 - doctorprofessornv (11/13/2014) [-]
The whole idea is basically final peace. No more worry, no more suffering, no more doubt, no more fear, no more embarrassment, etc.... Just total and absolute peace. At least that's how I've come to understand it.
#16 - ronjeremysweiner (11/12/2014) [-]
its about finding spiritual peace and gay shit like that fuck off
and peace with fear is not peace
i could care less if i go to heaven or not
would i like to? of course
should it be the reason i make spiritual and moral decisions? no!
#45 - bearception (11/13/2014) [-]
you really could care less, because now I have to ask which version of hell you believe in, The fun one <like in my story, or the one in the bible>.
#54 - ronjeremysweiner (11/13/2014) [-]
that or the christian god really is full of shit
#53 - ronjeremysweiner (11/13/2014) [-]
i dont believe in hell at all
#56 - bearception (11/13/2014) [-]
So you're Jewish?
#59 - ronjeremysweiner (11/13/2014) [-]
nah
i just cant see a graceful and loving god sending anyone to hell
i think maybe theres a hell, but the christian god definitely isn't going around damning anyone that dies without being baptized. thats just bull-shit the church wants you to believe
#60 - bearception (11/13/2014) [-]
But hell is real in the bible tho, unless the catholic church corrupted it when they ruled over Europe.
#61 - ronjeremysweiner (11/13/2014) [-]
i think all of the bible is corrupted except maybe revelations
but anything in there like love thy neighbor as thyself and shit like that i think is the word of god
but too much of it's been changed to control people
the #1 thing i think is BS is god being all knowing and all powerful
i believe he is more like a really wise and powerful being, but not so powerful he can just end everything with the snap of his finger
#63 - bearception (11/13/2014) [-]
Alright, but you have to admit, you don't exactly need to be god <or even exposed to him> to realize killing is wrong.

also as for your first comment

"i could care less if i go to heaven or not "

yes...yes you would care.
#62 - bearception (11/13/2014) [-]
Alright, but you have to admit, you don't exactly need to be god <or even exposed to him> to realize killing is wrong.

also as for your first comment

"i could care less if i go to heaven or not "

yes...yes you would care.
#65 - ronjeremysweiner (11/13/2014) [-]
of course
i have Atheist friends that are great people and are actually more fun to talk about shit like this with though i would argue that an Atheists morals, no matter how little of an influence it had, has been shaped by an Abrahamic religion in some way down the line simply because the modern western world was built largely by Christians and Jews
and ya i do care if i go to heaven or not, but i dont think not getting into heaven is the worst fate there is, and the fear of it shouldn't shape who someone is
#79 - bearception (11/13/2014) [-]
So.... Wanna argue?

<it questions your religion in some places, you have been warned.>

also it starts with the can gos as we describe him e

"Humans are social creatures, we evolved from social creatures. family groups that could sympathize and feel empathy passed down their collective genes far more often than other groups, therefore social instincts like empathy and sadness at anthers pain and willingness to help group members were naturally selected throughout the generations until modern day."

"and this can be used to sum up our moral code as
1) humans want to live, and live in abundance

2) humans abhor discomfort <pain, personal or general>

3) depriving someone of life or causing them pain <especially unnecessarily>
is seen as evil by other humans <especially the victims> as our social programming drives us to look out for one another. <we take part in altruistic behavior as it benefits humanity as a whole>.

4) god, who if omnipotent would have nothing to lose from helping humans he created in horrible circumstance, choosing not to help starving children, or killing millions with a hurricane, can than be defined as evil if omnipotent.


"and the bible is simply contradictory in some places, and considering these contradictions were revisions following the change in the social climate of wherever the change happened, we can logically conclude that the bible was written by men and changed according to THEIR own subjective viewpoint <this looks even worse when you see that the bible was in the hands of the corrupt popes of the middle ages for hundreds of years, and we have no original copy of the bible>. I mean we shouldn't be REWARDING the bible for saying you shouldn't kill, that is a normal healthy human thing to think <not to kill, that is> especially when it creates so many loop holes to get past this, and which god is the most objective by the way when there have been many religions much older than Christianity <look up the Aboriginal people>"
#80 - ronjeremysweiner (11/14/2014) [-]
I agree that morality and empathy and all that is natural, when i say an Abrahamic religion has had an influence on everyone's morality, im not going that far back

lets start at the point when colonists started coming to america i wanna say late 1500's but im not sure and dont feel like looking it up pretty much everyone that came over before the 1700's was basically a religious extremist by today's standards atleast most of the groups coming over were a branch off Christianity and their morals come from their study of the bible. their beliefs are passed on for generations
now a kid grows up with a christian family, as he gets older he drifts away from religion, but he still believes in some of the core values like humility, love, shit like that
then he has a kid, that kids not religious, but he still gets from his dad that he should be humble and kind towards others.
so i guess recent relatively recent history you can say morals are influenced by Abrahamic religions, but i suppose if you go far back enough, those Abrahamic religions are influenced simply by human emotions

and i agree, that the original bible had to of been corrupted by the church, the only book that i think might not be is revelations since it says at the end that anyone that fucks with it will get butt-raped by the plague, though of course that could be BS too

and as for there being older religions, of course there are, personally i believe the christian god is young are you ready for this, you're gonna think im an insane faggot but seriously i think its possible Running out of character count gonna put it in other comment
#81 - ronjeremysweiner (11/14/2014) [-]
in Norse Mythology there are alot of similarities, one of the huge ones i think is how the god Baldr is the god of light and purity and shit like that.
in his myth he's killed by Loki, and he has to remain in Hel until after Ragnarok (the end of the world) after which he will be resurrected. now during Ragnarok the world serpent jormungandr causes the world to flood. and all the norse gods die except 2 sons of thor
now, what if jesus was actually baldrs resurrection
#83 - bearception (11/14/2014) [-]
yeah......you lost me there.

I'm know nothing about Norse mythology beyond "Thor, the dark world" but I became an atheist due to a lack of evidence for what was in the bible, and I find that people are sometimes too good at relating unrelated subjects, I actually went through a phase where I created my own pseudo religion and manged to keep it alive for some months through liberal use of confirmation bias.

but your belief is based more on static text rather then the dynamic real world, so I suggest that you start explicitly searching through both religions for everything that might even contradict what you believe <like, "Loki's personality isn't like Jesus at all, or what about the ice giants" It's not because you should stop believing this, but it is a good strategy to adopt for everything.
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#17 - Zaxplab (11/12/2014) [-]
Thus far, I have no idea where you stand on religion.


So Imma just move on.
#19 - ronjeremysweiner (11/12/2014) [-]
i dont really know either
we cant know the truths until we die or whatever's in control decides to tell us shit
but alot of the shit anti Christians like to bring up comes from a tainted bible atleast i think
#55 - It's great. The air control is so fun, it feels first nature, … 11/12/2014 on God-Tier Cosplay +1
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#282 - userexposer (11/12/2014) [-]
From a friend.
User avatar #283 to #282 - Zaxplab (11/12/2014) [-]
You'll be limp one day too, young man.
#286 to #283 - fulgrimventris (11/12/2014) [-]
"My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard..."
#287 to #286 - Zaxplab (11/12/2014) [-]
oh lord those titties
oh lord those titties
User avatar #285 to #283 - fulgrimventris (11/12/2014) [-]
i had nothing to do with this.
#271 - miia ONLINE (08/14/2014) [-]
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#274 to #273 - Zaxplab (08/17/2014) [-]
I really should play minecraft again. Shame people mostly think it's for autists and young kids now ): I remember when it was the hottest 						****					 on FJ
I really should play minecraft again. Shame people mostly think it's for autists and young kids now ): I remember when it was the hottest **** on FJ
#275 to #274 - miia ONLINE (08/17/2014) [-]
i just cant find it fun anymore after building a shelter
i just cant find it fun anymore after building a shelter
#276 to #275 - Zaxplab (08/17/2014) [-]
I find it fun with little mods. Building a shelter, gathering ocelots/wolves, then playing with some mods.

I would recommend Clay Soldiers. ****** so much fun
#277 to #276 - miia ONLINE (08/17/2014) [-]
i would recommend neko girls
#278 to #277 - Zaxplab (08/17/2014) [-]
I would reccomend elf girls
User avatar #280 to #278 - miia ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
so are you going to shoot or what
User avatar #281 to #280 - Zaxplab (09/03/2014) [-]
you asked for forgivness so it's cool.
#279 to #278 - miia ONLINE (08/17/2014) [-]
dont shoot me
User avatar #270 - krnboy (08/04/2014) [-]
hi, do you have sauce to the farangdingdong girl that you posted?
User avatar #268 - fistoftheaxis (07/24/2014) [-]
Umm, hi. Do you have the source to those Ahri gifs you posted in the Hentai board?
User avatar #269 to #268 - Zaxplab (07/24/2014) [-]
Leage of Charms. I think they're made by Shadman, but not sure.
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