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Zaxplab

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Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:11/09/2010
Last Login:3/06/2015
Location:Murica
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Content Ranking:#3887
Comment Ranking:#79
Highest Content Rank:#1412
Highest Comment Rank:#79
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Level 155 Content: Faptastic → Level 156 Content: Faptastic
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Level 349 Comments: Sold Soul → Level 350 Comments: Knight Of Funnyjunk
Subscribers:9
Content Views:353274
Times Content Favorited:330 times
Total Comments Made:9448
FJ Points:23607

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#224 - No no, silly. They did it because everyone bought it on the co… 02/25/2015 on GTAV delayed again 0
#2853 - Poland! First to fall! 02/25/2015 on Why did you pick that... 0
#7 - Memes about pissing communist skeletons? 02/25/2015 on I'm Hip With THe Times +5
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#6 - It's okay man, we've all been through a rough patch. 02/25/2015 on Description 0
#4 - oh, shut the **** up.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/25/2015 on Description 0
#5 - makingcookies (02/25/2015) [-]
Or what? You'll get upset that you wasted time reading my post? That's exactly what I wanted. Your comments are like life juice to me.

But I'm really bored and going through some shit. I'm sorry, I'm just trying to cope.
#6 - Zaxplab (02/25/2015) [-]
It's okay man, we've all been through a rough patch.
#3 - really ***** ?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/21/2015 on Haganai Comp +103
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#1 - Comment deleted 02/20/2015 on why? 0
#5 - I havent seen anything that crazy since Dean. 02/20/2015 on getting crazy in here 0
#1 - I love watching Vice-presidential debates. **** a… 02/20/2015 on Crazy Uncle Joe +44
#30 - But that fruit did some cool **** . It gave them e… 02/20/2015 on god did nothing wrong 0
#4 - I just realized that they're both girls. 02/19/2015 on Anime Club 0
#3 - Makes you wonder why the Scandinavians are so mean to little Estii.  [+] (39 new replies) 02/19/2015 on Estonia for ya +7
#300 - newdevyx (02/20/2015) [-]
But... We Finns are not mean to Estonia. Though we aren't Scandinavians either. I don't know their relationship with Estonia.
User avatar #181 - angelious (02/20/2015) [-]
well. sweden and norway dont really give a shit about estonia.never really heard that they had any beef with them..
#34 - anonexplains (02/20/2015) [-]
Because they are dirty baltic peasants.
#11 - derius (02/19/2015) [-]
User avatar #156 - swedishviking (02/20/2015) [-]
Sad but true... that's right wing politics for you. Last Swedish government didn't give a fuck about the low income workers. "Fuck the retired, fuck the immigrants, fuck the poor people, just pretty much fuck anyone with a salary below 3000 €" Not saying the leftwingers here are any sort of heroes, but "The Alliance" just took our welfare and just threw it into the oven at 400 ° to then sell it as slices of pizza pie to the risk-capitalists.
But what do I know, I'm just an ignorant 17 year old commie playing in a tax-financed metal band. Fuck politics man...
#347 - anonexplains (02/20/2015) [-]
So you're happy that your country has turned into an Islamic State?
#303 - capps (02/20/2015) [-]
I voted blue
User avatar #197 - captainsweden (02/20/2015) [-]
Yeah but those cockless liberal faggots aka socialdemokraterna is the biggest fucking joke on this earth. They fucking want to give ISIS members jobs at the commune. One day you will grow up and become unemployed like the rest of us and then you realise that SD is the only option left.
User avatar #203 - swedishviking (02/20/2015) [-]
Jag önskar att jag kunde hålla med dig min herre, tyvärr så går det inte alls för sig.
Men jag håller med om sossarna har jävligt dumma, inkompetenta uslingar i sin ledning. Jag tror att socialdemokratin skulle fungera bäst i de flesta länderna förutsatt att man inte har låg fungerande Mona Pralin till ledare. Själv skulle jag nog aldrig rösta på socialdemokraterna i som det ser ut nu. Vänstern har lika många puckon som högern. jag antar att du har hört talas om "guilt by association" Sedan fattar jag att du hatar Stefan som inte ens vill prata med SD. Det är dock min åsikt att ledarna i SD är så pass opålitliga att de skulle i princip göra vad fan som helst i ledningen. Jag tycker Åkesson har tagit upp några väldigt viktiga debatter men jag står absolut inte för han parti och princip program där det bokstavligen i "princip" står att man inte tillhör den Svenska Nationen, vad fan nu det ska betyda, om man t.ex. tillhör judendomen. Du kan alltså vara en "arisk" medelålders man som konverterar till judendomen och plötsligt så upphör din anslutning till den svenska nationen. Jag skiter fullständigt i vilka jävla vidriga åsikter de har eller hur pantade dem olika partiledare är. Jag skulle kunna tänka mig rösta George W. Bush om han hade ett valmanifest som genljuder mina politiska ståndpunkter så länge det går att lita på att det faktiskt går att genomföra. Nåväl, vi ska inte kriga om vem som har rätt eller fel här(det där var inte menat som passivt aggressivt btw lol, ha en nice helg fellow jordgubbstårta-ätare.
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User avatar #213 - captainsweden (02/20/2015) [-]
Åkesson är nog den största anledningen till att jag röstar SD. Alldelles för mycket andra puckon där men det finns även många som har rätt bra poäng, björn söder borde dock fundera på att hitta på något annat än politik... Men invandringsdebatten har blivit alldeles för politiskt korrekt och både moderaterna och såssarna tycker att det är min förbannade skyldighet att varenda somalier ska ha bostad och försörjning livet ut även fast jag själv inte ens har det hälften så bra som dessa as. Jag kan ju inte skylla på negrerna eftersom dom bara utnyttjar svenskarnas naivitet och feghet som vem som helst skulle gjort. Om jag hade bott i en lerhydda hela mitt liv och helt plötsligt hade hört talas om ett land som skulle ge mig gratis försörjning och bostad utan några som helst krav så skulle jag givetvis flyttat dit. Problemet är att en övervägande majoritet av den svenska befolkningen tycker att vi har råd med att vara hela världens socialkontor och att pengar växer på träd. Moder Svea är döende och hon är bortom räddning. Det kan vi tacka våra dumma och veka landsmän för som tyckte att Sverige var tvunget till att bli mångkulturellt år 1975, när allt gick så bra.

Folk som fortfarande tror på det mångkulturella idealet och som kallar folk som röstar på SD inavlade lantisar borde se sig omkring lite mer. Det finns en anledning till att Svenska föräldrar inte vill ha sina barn i invandrartäta skolor eller att vänstertjejer som värnar om mångkultur och Islam genast vänder om när dom ser ett gäng med kulturberikare stå och drälla någonstans.
User avatar #219 - swedishviking (02/20/2015) [-]
Ja du är inte galen eller dum i huvudet i alla fall. Ja, det politiska klimatet är alldeles för jäkla PK så på det sättet tycker jag det är bra att vi har partier som SD. Jag gillar att stödja tidningar och andra medier som håller sig borta från normerna som individuella sidor, personer. T.ex. En Arg Blatte Talar. Jag är 90 % säker på att du redan stalkar honom. Jag längtar bara efter dagen då folk kan sluta göra sina politiska åskådningar till hela personligheter. 85% i Sverige röstar, men ingen bryr sig egentligen. Pff. Sverige...
User avatar #356 - captainsweden (02/20/2015) [-]
OMG coolt att du visste att jag redan följer den arga blatten

Jag ville bara klargöra att jag inte är en total högerhandsonanist som vänsterpacket vill framkalla mig som. Jag är en fri individ som lever efter mina egna regler, jag bryr mig inte om vad några politiskt korrekta stockholmare tycker men viktigast av allt, jag röstar på vad jag vill. Och efter mycket efterforskning så kom jag fram till att SD står närmast mina egna åsikter, trots nassist, fascist och rasistanklagelserna de får av våra högt intellektuella vänstervänner med signaturmelodier som ''inga rasister på våra gator'' i monoton och upprepande vals.
User avatar #364 - swedishviking (02/20/2015) [-]
Hihi, ja det lät lite som han inspirerade ditt sätt att beskriva saker. Jag I allmänhet lägger nästan ingen vikt på vad folk väljer att rösta på. Alla har sina anledningar och det är därför vi lever i en demokrati. Jag är för fredliga demonstrationer, men förstår mig inte på framför allt, som EABT brukar säga, vänstervridna( och självklart högerextrema) människor som brukar våld mot oskyldiga. Vare sig man har halva befolkningen bakom sig så ger det inte rätten att starta en så kallad revolution mot landet man bor i. Så länge man håller debatten på en sofistikerad nivå och ett någorlunda intellektuellt plan så tycker jag vilka åsikter som helst ska kunna yttras. Personangrepp och själsord håller inte hemma där.
User avatar #220 - andra (02/20/2015) [-]
bork bork bork
User avatar #221 - swedishviking (02/20/2015) [-]
I think it's trying to communicate <3
User avatar #222 - andra (02/20/2015) [-]
öööööööööööööäåöåöäåä
User avatar #223 - swedishviking (02/20/2015) [-]
Njez, quite remarkable this being. In it's natural habitat with it's wonderful mating sounds.
User avatar #224 - andra (02/20/2015) [-]
fuck this im going back to norway
børk
User avatar #226 - swedishviking (02/20/2015) [-]
No don't leave, we have raisins! Isn't that appealing to you????
User avatar #228 - andra (02/20/2015) [-]
>>#227,
oops
User avatar #180 - frutus (02/20/2015) [-]
We are so fucked anyway, I don't think any political party can fix it.
User avatar #229 - andra (02/20/2015) [-]
sorry about that
User avatar #227 - andra (02/20/2015) [-]
norway has oil money and a majority white population
User avatar #234 - frutus (02/20/2015) [-]
I'm Swedish though
User avatar #238 - andra (02/20/2015) [-]
yea ik i told swedevikguy i was going to norway
User avatar #233 - swedishviking (02/20/2015) [-]
Oh so that's how it's gonna be ay? Well you're not getting any butter from us, I'll tell you that, miss andra.
User avatar #236 - andra (02/20/2015) [-]
it was my mistake for having a username being a word from a pleb language
User avatar #239 - swedishviking (02/20/2015) [-]
Pleb language? PLEB LANGUAGE. Well it's no secret that we Swedes are a but mentally retarded and a bunch a pussies. BUT we are NOT PLEBS.
User avatar #241 - andra (02/20/2015) [-]
norge4life
User avatar #332 - joshlol (02/20/2015) [-]
+1
User avatar #272 - mikli (02/20/2015) [-]
denmark king
#242 - swedishviking (02/20/2015) [-]
Well, if you're going to be that way fine! I'll just ask our beloved Knug to write you a mean letter.
User avatar #243 - andra (02/20/2015) [-]
im laughing so much right now ty
User avatar #253 - alexandrz (02/20/2015) [-]
Don't listen to them, miss Futanari. They're drowning and they know it, so they want to sink their ugly Swedish claws into everything to drag it down with them.
User avatar #247 - swedishviking (02/20/2015) [-]
Damnit all to hell, I made myself sad again >:C
User avatar #245 - swedishviking (02/20/2015) [-]
No problem fellow space cowboy. I'm going to leave now before I make everyone depressed with my self loathing negative mindset and try to do something productive.
User avatar #189 - swedishviking (02/20/2015) [-]
Yes, unfortunately you're correct. We can only trust ourselves in these times I'm still going to vote though. It might not be the optimal thing we can do atm, but it's the best we got right now. Sadly I don't think direct democracy would be a viable option. I would however want to see some implements of that in every government. Then, FINALLY we might be able to solve the whole Immigration and environmental problems. People are so whiny here in Scandinavia. People complain about shit that is so unrealistic and they do absolutely nothing to solve it. Oh well enough ranting today. I'm gonna give myself a head ache.
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#3 - I'll show you, take off your clothes.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/19/2015 on Legend Of Zelda +32
#4 - xskullgirlsx (02/19/2015) [-]
Smooth
#199 - It also means that about 1/5 of people on welfare are black fe… 02/19/2015 on Cringe adventures #4 -1
#17 - I wouldn't think so. If Walmart is for the lower-middle class,… 02/19/2015 on My new pick up line 0
#68 - Where the **** did you work that you got insta-fi…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/19/2015 on I feel save here +4
User avatar #82 - badsamaritan (02/19/2015) [-]
Idk I said Merry Christmas at a job interview and the man interviewing me got pissed off.
#364 - anonexplains (02/19/2015) [-]
wonder whose getting pissed. none of the minorities i know care at all.espically since boxing day is around the corner....aka our christmas
User avatar #366 - badsamaritan (02/19/2015) [-]
Old white dude with one of those Horse shoe bald ponytails
#62 - Stopped reading after the first sentence. Who is trying to mak…  [+] (11 new replies) 02/19/2015 on I feel save here +13
#179 - edgeworthy (02/19/2015) [-]
It happened in Austria. We aren't allowed to celebrate the 6th of december, because muslim children got scared of the "nicolaus".

Wecan do whatever we want at home, but cheerful events in kindergardenand schools are prohibited, except it's a private school.
#221 - anonexplains (02/19/2015) [-]
In France, the leftists and right wings were trying to prohibit nativity scenes in public areas.
#222 - edgeworthy (02/19/2015) [-]
What the hell...?
User avatar #64 - avatardsucks (02/19/2015) [-]
i almost got fired at my first job for saying merry christmas, and when i was in university i was accused of having "christian privilege" for celebrating christmas, a european holiday in a country where most people are of european descent... but if i went to saudi arabia and demanded that stores stop promoting ramadan because it goes against my beliefs, then i could start getting stoned(not the good way)
#121 - electronicbacon (02/19/2015) [-]
Does your university by chance have Women's Studies? If so, then there's why you got accused of having "Christian privilege".
#72 - skir (02/19/2015) [-]
User avatar #73 - avatardsucks (02/19/2015) [-]
k.
User avatar #68 - Zaxplab (02/19/2015) [-]
Where the fuck did you work that you got insta-fired without any further argument for saying Merry Christmas?

Also, of course you've been accused of having christian privilege on campus, because campus is a good place for hunting down whiny SJW cunts.

Also, yes Saudi Arabia is bullshit like that.
User avatar #82 - badsamaritan (02/19/2015) [-]
Idk I said Merry Christmas at a job interview and the man interviewing me got pissed off.
#364 - anonexplains (02/19/2015) [-]
wonder whose getting pissed. none of the minorities i know care at all.espically since boxing day is around the corner....aka our christmas
User avatar #366 - badsamaritan (02/19/2015) [-]
Old white dude with one of those Horse shoe bald ponytails
#3 - use... um... what's that, like rubber thing... you push a butt…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/19/2015 on It forgot +4
User avatar #6 - wutda (02/20/2015) [-]
condom
#22 - Well she's got the most clothes out of anybody 02/18/2015 on They see me rawlin 0
#21 - **Zaxplab used "*roll 1, 100-999*"** **Zaxplab rolls 807** …  [+] (2 new replies) 02/18/2015 on They see me rawlin 0
#23 - magicexplain (02/18/2015) [-]
tfw chemist instead of dancer
User avatar #22 - Zaxplab (02/18/2015) [-]
Well she's got the most clothes out of anybody
#3 - Oh.... so it's reversed.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/18/2015 on Robots fucking the system +85
User avatar #11 - mutzaki (02/19/2015) [-]
And here I was starting to think that maybe robots WON'T overtake humanity. Thanks, jerk.
User avatar #4 - elcajon (02/18/2015) [-]
Thanks for that, I was wondering why the left robot was being such a dick.
#31 - I'm sorry, I didn't realize that gays were going around gettin…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/18/2015 on Cringe adventures #4 +124
#195 - anonexplains (02/19/2015) [-]
12% of the U.S. population is black.
4% of the population is on welfare.
A third are black, a third are white
Approximately two thirds of blacks may be female
That totals to less than 1% of the entire population being black females on welfare
#364 - anonexplains (02/19/2015) [-]
"4% on welfare". Citation plz?
User avatar #199 - Zaxplab (02/19/2015) [-]
It also means that about 1/5 of people on welfare are black females.


Also, it's a joke, not a dick. Don't take it so hard.

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User avatar #289 - Zaxplab (01/31/2015) [-]
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#282 - userexposer (11/12/2014) [-]
From a friend.
User avatar #283 to #282 - Zaxplab (11/12/2014) [-]
You'll be limp one day too, young man.
#286 to #283 - fulgrimventris (11/12/2014) [-]
"My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard..."
#287 to #286 - Zaxplab (11/12/2014) [-]
oh lord those titties
oh lord those titties
User avatar #285 to #283 - fulgrimventris (11/12/2014) [-]
i had nothing to do with this.
#271 - miia ONLINE (08/14/2014) [-]
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#274 to #273 - Zaxplab (08/17/2014) [-]
I really should play minecraft again. Shame people mostly think it's for autists and young kids now ): I remember when it was the hottest 						****					 on FJ
I really should play minecraft again. Shame people mostly think it's for autists and young kids now ): I remember when it was the hottest **** on FJ
#275 to #274 - miia ONLINE (08/17/2014) [-]
i just cant find it fun anymore after building a shelter
i just cant find it fun anymore after building a shelter
#276 to #275 - Zaxplab (08/17/2014) [-]
I find it fun with little mods. Building a shelter, gathering ocelots/wolves, then playing with some mods.

I would recommend Clay Soldiers. ****** so much fun
#277 to #276 - miia ONLINE (08/17/2014) [-]
i would recommend neko girls
#278 to #277 - Zaxplab (08/17/2014) [-]
I would reccomend elf girls
User avatar #280 to #278 - miia ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
so are you going to shoot or what
User avatar #281 to #280 - Zaxplab (09/03/2014) [-]
you asked for forgivness so it's cool.
#279 to #278 - miia ONLINE (08/17/2014) [-]
dont shoot me
User avatar #270 - krnboy (08/04/2014) [-]
hi, do you have sauce to the farangdingdong girl that you posted?
User avatar #268 - fistoftheaxis (07/24/2014) [-]
Umm, hi. Do you have the source to those Ahri gifs you posted in the Hentai board?
User avatar #269 to #268 - Zaxplab (07/24/2014) [-]
Leage of Charms. I think they're made by Shadman, but not sure.
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