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Age: 24
Date Signed Up:11/09/2010
Last Login:9/02/2014
Location:Murica
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#560 - Comment deleted 08/12/2014 on R.I.P. 0
#2 - Magikarp is a really crappy pokemon. As in, a horrible pokemon…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/12/2014 on Abort Mission +54
User avatar #18 - digitalfruit (08/13/2014) [-]
but it does evolve into Gyarados
#6 - priestofkarp (08/12/2014) [-]
No need to be mean about Magikarp...
#2 - Does anyone have any idea what drove him to do that?  [+] (2 new replies) 08/12/2014 on Well... +2
User avatar #4 - puig (08/12/2014) [-]
They say after John Belushi's death Robin quit drugs and was never really the same. Real deal depression is a hell of a thing and should not be taken lightly.
User avatar #3 - nyangiraffe (08/12/2014) [-]
depression, years of struggling with addiction
#2 - I want this song played at my funeral 08/12/2014 on I cried +1
#22 - Put one of those in the men's room. **** , talk ab…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/09/2014 on You pervert +35
#35 - chilledlawngnome (08/09/2014) [-]
#24 - jusmumbo (08/09/2014) [-]
There would be a constant buzz.
#28 - angelusprimus (08/09/2014) [-]
For a guy's junk?
#36 - megayoming (08/09/2014) [-]
Girl walks in Mans bathroom.

Buzz goes off but it will keep going.

Dildo is buzz.

now you know.
#62 - dat arm patch 08/09/2014 on Do you want to build a ARGH!!! 0
#33 - It's true, I dunno why you're getting red thumbed.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/09/2014 on Behold my awesomeness -8
User avatar #72 - smellmyfaceforswag (08/11/2014) [-]
Because I have an opinion on the internet and don't give a shit about what people think, that's why.
#3 - Except for the Swedish Flag  [+] (2 new replies) 08/08/2014 on We Merrica Naow +30
#29 - anonasuser (08/09/2014) [-]
please say you aren't an american
#17 - anonymous (08/08/2014) [-]
Yes as in Sweden: We merrica now.

It's quite easy to understand
#3 - The police are on their way to your house right now, you sick … 08/07/2014 on Just check the description 0
#37 - Picture 08/06/2014 on Damn bitch. 0
#2 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/06/2014 on Satisfying .gif +31
User avatar #12 - derpishb (08/07/2014) [-]
Post this stuff in NSFW. Filthy man, just dirty.
#38 - Here's a place to start. 08/06/2014 on Need level 1 -1
#23 - Axton is handsomest protagonist. lots of homo 08/06/2014 on Booker Fits Into Any Game... +10
#15 - mfw your username is the title of the song I'm listening to.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/06/2014 on Damn bitch. 0
User avatar #36 - angelwithashotgun (08/06/2014) [-]
That's kinda the point
#37 - Zaxplab (08/06/2014) [-]
#38 - Do it for the children 08/06/2014 on give me motivation you faggots 0
#1 - Comment deleted 08/05/2014 on All I wanna do is have some... +2
#49 - Three things I wanna see: 1: More depth on the…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/05/2014 on everybody dies +3
#51 - welliguessitsaname (08/05/2014) [-]
Actual spoilers.
Humanity's well-being depends on Eren being able to harden.
It's funny because penis.
#50 - samxdaxman (08/05/2014) [-]
I wanna know what the hell is with the crystal Annie is in too. They haven't shown it and have barely mentioned it since the end of the first season.

Could Eren harden his skin as a human? That'd be interesting to see.

I only want him to die if it's fitting. I don't want him to just die out of nowhere, there should be something leading up to it and his end should serve a purpose.
#45 - speaking of which, the next chapter is out in 4 days!  [+] (5 new replies) 08/05/2014 on everybody dies 0
#46 - samxdaxman (08/05/2014) [-]
Awesome. Knew it as being released soon, just not sure when. Can't wait to see what's gonna happen in the castle. I bet either they're not gonna be there, or Eren will have been moved somewhere else but Historia will be there.
#49 - Zaxplab (08/05/2014) [-]
Three things I wanna see:

1: More depth on the crystal that holds annie/what they've been doing with it
2: Eren to learn hardening. Possibly to attack/escape
3: Kenny to die
#51 - welliguessitsaname (08/05/2014) [-]
Actual spoilers.
Humanity's well-being depends on Eren being able to harden.
It's funny because penis.
#50 - samxdaxman (08/05/2014) [-]
I wanna know what the hell is with the crystal Annie is in too. They haven't shown it and have barely mentioned it since the end of the first season.

Could Eren harden his skin as a human? That'd be interesting to see.

I only want him to die if it's fitting. I don't want him to just die out of nowhere, there should be something leading up to it and his end should serve a purpose.
User avatar #47 - samxdaxman (08/05/2014) [-]
*was
#252 - I wouldn't **** my sister, but if you want to giv… 08/05/2014 on From now, 9gag is dead to me.. 0
#58 - Thank you so much. I hate it when people think they're some ki… 08/05/2014 on Found on the facebook +1
#247 - calm yo tits, I'm not homophobic. You asked for an answer and …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/05/2014 on From now, 9gag is dead to me.. 0
User avatar #249 - shadeofjunk (08/05/2014) [-]
So if it's the same as homo/bisexuality and that you're not homophobic, that means you agreed about incest if they take precautions ? Am I right ?
User avatar #252 - Zaxplab (08/05/2014) [-]
I wouldn't fuck my sister, but if you want to give her a little extra brotherly love, go right ahead. I said nothing about MY preference on who fucks what, I was just explaining it to the best of my knowledge.
#245 - there's still a chance your sister-cousin is going to give bir…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/05/2014 on From now, 9gag is dead to me.. +1
User avatar #246 - shadeofjunk (08/05/2014) [-]
Well, actually you're the worst right now. You should feel bad about yourself and don't be homophobic too.

Btw, there's always to possibility of NOT cumming inside her. So, yeah.... you're pretty much worst than me now.
#278 - anonymous (08/05/2014) [-]
go fuck your brother and die. no one wants your bias opinions on ''sexuality''
#248 - shadeofjunk Comment deleted by Zaxplab
User avatar #247 - Zaxplab (08/05/2014) [-]
calm yo tits, I'm not homophobic. You asked for an answer and I gave you one.
User avatar #249 - shadeofjunk (08/05/2014) [-]
So if it's the same as homo/bisexuality and that you're not homophobic, that means you agreed about incest if they take precautions ? Am I right ?
User avatar #252 - Zaxplab (08/05/2014) [-]
I wouldn't fuck my sister, but if you want to give her a little extra brotherly love, go right ahead. I said nothing about MY preference on who fucks what, I was just explaining it to the best of my knowledge.
#43 - I hope that Annie, Ymir, Reiner, and Bertoldt have so…  [+] (7 new replies) 08/05/2014 on everybody dies 0
User avatar #44 - samxdaxman (08/05/2014) [-]
Agreed, and from the way Reiner was talking to Eren in the trees, it seems like they do have some greater goal. And I don't think Ymir is 100% with them, she just wants what's best for Krista/Historia really.

I don't care if he's an antagonist now, Reiner is still one of my favorite characters. His split personality thing is really intriguing. Bertoldt I don't care about, but Reiner is cool.
#45 - Zaxplab (08/05/2014) [-]
speaking of which, the next chapter is out in 4 days!
#46 - samxdaxman (08/05/2014) [-]
Awesome. Knew it as being released soon, just not sure when. Can't wait to see what's gonna happen in the castle. I bet either they're not gonna be there, or Eren will have been moved somewhere else but Historia will be there.
#49 - Zaxplab (08/05/2014) [-]
Three things I wanna see:

1: More depth on the crystal that holds annie/what they've been doing with it
2: Eren to learn hardening. Possibly to attack/escape
3: Kenny to die
#51 - welliguessitsaname (08/05/2014) [-]
Actual spoilers.
Humanity's well-being depends on Eren being able to harden.
It's funny because penis.
#50 - samxdaxman (08/05/2014) [-]
I wanna know what the hell is with the crystal Annie is in too. They haven't shown it and have barely mentioned it since the end of the first season.

Could Eren harden his skin as a human? That'd be interesting to see.

I only want him to die if it's fitting. I don't want him to just die out of nowhere, there should be something leading up to it and his end should serve a purpose.
User avatar #47 - samxdaxman (08/05/2014) [-]
*was
#241 - inbreeding  [+] (8 new replies) 08/05/2014 on From now, 9gag is dead to me.. 0
User avatar #242 - shadeofjunk (08/05/2014) [-]
What if they have protection and take all the precautions needed ?
User avatar #245 - Zaxplab (08/05/2014) [-]
there's still a chance your sister-cousin is going to give birth to a potato baby.


But the main reason is just sexual taboos, just like homo/bisexuality.
User avatar #246 - shadeofjunk (08/05/2014) [-]
Well, actually you're the worst right now. You should feel bad about yourself and don't be homophobic too.

Btw, there's always to possibility of NOT cumming inside her. So, yeah.... you're pretty much worst than me now.
#278 - anonymous (08/05/2014) [-]
go fuck your brother and die. no one wants your bias opinions on ''sexuality''
#248 - shadeofjunk Comment deleted by Zaxplab
User avatar #247 - Zaxplab (08/05/2014) [-]
calm yo tits, I'm not homophobic. You asked for an answer and I gave you one.
User avatar #249 - shadeofjunk (08/05/2014) [-]
So if it's the same as homo/bisexuality and that you're not homophobic, that means you agreed about incest if they take precautions ? Am I right ?
User avatar #252 - Zaxplab (08/05/2014) [-]
I wouldn't fuck my sister, but if you want to give her a little extra brotherly love, go right ahead. I said nothing about MY preference on who fucks what, I was just explaining it to the best of my knowledge.
#67 - It was probably a friend who saw his posts that called the cops 08/05/2014 on title 0
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#271 - miia ONLINE (08/14/2014) [-]
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#274 to #273 - Zaxplab (08/17/2014) [-]
I really should play minecraft again. Shame people mostly think it's for autists and young kids now ): I remember when it was the hottest 						****					 on FJ
I really should play minecraft again. Shame people mostly think it's for autists and young kids now ): I remember when it was the hottest **** on FJ
#275 to #274 - miia ONLINE (08/17/2014) [-]
i just cant find it fun anymore after building a shelter
i just cant find it fun anymore after building a shelter
#276 to #275 - Zaxplab (08/17/2014) [-]
I find it fun with little mods. Building a shelter, gathering ocelots/wolves, then playing with some mods.

I would recommend Clay Soldiers. ****** so much fun
#277 to #276 - miia ONLINE (08/17/2014) [-]
i would recommend neko girls
#278 to #277 - Zaxplab (08/17/2014) [-]
I would reccomend elf girls
#279 to #278 - miia ONLINE (08/17/2014) [-]
dont shoot me
User avatar #270 - krnboy (08/04/2014) [-]
hi, do you have sauce to the farangdingdong girl that you posted?
User avatar #268 - fistoftheaxis (07/24/2014) [-]
Umm, hi. Do you have the source to those Ahri gifs you posted in the Hentai board?
User avatar #269 to #268 - Zaxplab (07/24/2014) [-]
Leage of Charms. I think they're made by Shadman, but not sure.
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