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Zaxplab  

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Consoles Owned: Wii, Xbox, SNES, NES, N64, PS2, PC
Date Signed Up:11/09/2010
Last Login:5/23/2013
Location:Lubbock TX
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#2 - That looks like the trophy of a murderous psychopath. 05/22/2013 on Pillow Pets +4
#5 - And at that, I need more sloth pictures  [+] (1 new reply) 05/22/2013 on know the difference +4
#9 - mizzycupcakes (05/22/2013) [-]
#4 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 05/22/2013 on know the difference +7
#5 - Zaxplab (05/22/2013) [-]
And at that, I need more sloth pictures
#9 - mizzycupcakes (05/22/2013) [-]
#3 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 05/22/2013 on know the difference +4
#4 - Zaxplab (05/22/2013) [-]
#5 - Zaxplab (05/22/2013) [-]
And at that, I need more sloth pictures
#9 - mizzycupcakes (05/22/2013) [-]
#2 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 05/22/2013 on know the difference +5
#3 - Zaxplab (05/22/2013) [-]
#4 - Zaxplab (05/22/2013) [-]
#5 - Zaxplab (05/22/2013) [-]
And at that, I need more sloth pictures
#9 - mizzycupcakes (05/22/2013) [-]
#1 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 05/22/2013 on know the difference +23
#2 - Zaxplab (05/22/2013) [-]
#3 - Zaxplab (05/22/2013) [-]
#4 - Zaxplab (05/22/2013) [-]
#5 - Zaxplab (05/22/2013) [-]
And at that, I need more sloth pictures
#9 - mizzycupcakes (05/22/2013) [-]
#2 - Picture 05/22/2013 on Low batteries +14
#4 - Picture 05/22/2013 on Oh god... 0
#3 - *that* close 05/22/2013 on Oh god... 0
#3 - Then there's these fucking cheaters. 05/22/2013 on staring contest 0
#78 - They sucked. They had a shit LCD screen that ran at about 4 fr…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/21/2013 on Party hard +2
User avatar #79 - ainsley (05/21/2013) [-]
nigga I was like 8.
I was just fascinated as fuck that I could watch spongebob on long car rides.
I made my own discs. Can't remember how exactly but if you had a DVD, you could cut it and glue some shit and make it fit into the videonow.
#5 - gaaah, forget about it. There's a point where patriotism becom…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/21/2013 on ... why? 0
User avatar #6 - superpats (05/21/2013) [-]
i'll give you the benefit of the doubt and thumb you back up
User avatar #7 - athojew (05/21/2013) [-]
I think you are confusing the word ignorance with racism
#3 - I cannot believe people are already thumbing me down for this.…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/21/2013 on ... why? 0
User avatar #4 - superpats (05/21/2013) [-]
"having your country in front of you at all times" isn't racism though. That would be patriotism
User avatar #5 - Zaxplab (05/21/2013) [-]
gaaah, forget about it. There's a point where patriotism becomes racism, and I was attempting to make a joke about that.


User avatar #6 - superpats (05/21/2013) [-]
i'll give you the benefit of the doubt and thumb you back up
User avatar #7 - athojew (05/21/2013) [-]
I think you are confusing the word ignorance with racism
#1 - Is that what it looks like to be a racist?  [+] (6 new replies) 05/21/2013 on ... why? -1
User avatar #2 - superpats (05/21/2013) [-]
if you think america is racist you haven't been to a Football (soccer) game in europe.
User avatar #3 - Zaxplab (05/21/2013) [-]
I cannot believe people are already thumbing me down for this. The joke was having an image of your country visible in front of you at all times, blocking out most everything else in your line of vision.

That's literally happening with these glasses.

I was implying that that's what racists see all the time.
User avatar #4 - superpats (05/21/2013) [-]
"having your country in front of you at all times" isn't racism though. That would be patriotism
User avatar #5 - Zaxplab (05/21/2013) [-]
gaaah, forget about it. There's a point where patriotism becomes racism, and I was attempting to make a joke about that.


User avatar #6 - superpats (05/21/2013) [-]
i'll give you the benefit of the doubt and thumb you back up
User avatar #7 - athojew (05/21/2013) [-]
I think you are confusing the word ignorance with racism
#136 - No, he's North American. Alert, this … 05/21/2013 on Merica' 0
#1 - What about when the Roman Emperor, Caligula, declared war on P…  [+] (22 new replies) 05/20/2013 on LOL History +641
#284 - N. Korean citizen (05/21/2013) [-]
The United States declared a war on drugs! That's the funniest.
#233 - N. Korean citizen (05/21/2013) [-]
how about Xerxes who decided to punish Poseidon for destroying alot of his ships in a storm. The punishment was whipping. He literally whipped the sea.
User avatar #307 - Gandalfthewhite (05/21/2013) [-]
and threw in hot iron shackles too
User avatar #128 - traelos (05/21/2013) [-]
a) Neptune.
b) He didn't send troops to the ocean to stab the sea bed, he challenged Neptune because he was having bad weather in the conquest of Britain.
#124 - wtfduud (05/21/2013) [-]
Poseidon is greek, Neptune is the roman god of the sea.
#56 - janevim (05/21/2013) [-]
Caligula going to war against Neptune (Roman Poseideon) is from the play I, Claudius. It is loosely based on Suetonius' claim that Caligula went to the English channel with troops merely to get seashells (see Western Expansion section). So, it's actually fiction based on slander.
#303 - akatsukipain (05/21/2013) [-]
damn it buzz killington! im sick of your shit!
User avatar #35 - whatsawilly (05/21/2013) [-]
But wouldn't he have declared war on Neptune, the Roman God of the Sea? Rather than Poseidon, the Greek God of the Sea?
I'm not trying to prove you wrong, it's a genuine question
#54 - anonnumthreeseven (05/21/2013) [-]
Probably trying to prove the greeks that their god sucks.
User avatar #304 - trolljunkusa (05/21/2013) [-]
actually romans were very tollerant of other religions
#22 - N. Korean citizen (05/21/2013) [-]
And then there was that time that Xerxes got pissed at the sea because he couldn't cross a strait due to repeated thunderstorms. He sent one guy down to give the sea several lashes before he finally declared that the sea had learned it's lesson and it was safe to cross.

And there was also that time that America planned to detonate a nuke on the moon...
#29 - N. Korean citizen (05/21/2013) [-]
I just realized that the moon thing sounds silly. Here's some proof from the world's most reliable source: completely-legit-opedia: [url deleted]
#30 - N. Korean citizen (05/21/2013) [-]
fak, forgot anons can't post urls.

It's project A119
User avatar #281 - thatguyjonah (05/21/2013) [-]
Then Sign in Faggot
#17 - gahblah (05/21/2013) [-]
Or what about this one?
#87 - peachypeachh (05/21/2013) [-]
or how canada is technically at war with denmark over a small island to the east. the war consists of canadian forces going in, taking down the danish flag, replacing it with theirs, and vise versa. oh, and the island is 1.3 km across.
#130 - N. Korean citizen (05/21/2013) [-]
Wut are you serious right now?

LOL! I love Denmark, they our European counterpart!
#5 - teranin (05/21/2013) [-]
Dude pretty much everything Caligula did was awesome.
User avatar #180 - bulbakip (05/21/2013) [-]
Caligula did nothing wrong.
User avatar #2 - pyrothermal (05/20/2013) [-]
And tried to get his horse elected consul?
User avatar #11 - seniorpokeman (05/21/2013) [-]
He tried to make him a consul, but he successfully made it a preist.
#1 - This is a restaurant on the Border of the Netherlands and Belgium.  [+] (31 new replies) 05/20/2013 on Cal-Neva +84
User avatar #46 - kaitheguy (05/21/2013) [-]
so there's no actual boundaries? i could just go from one country to the next without authorization or anything?

>mug somebody in belgium
>run to restaurant in netherlands
>pay for dinner with stolen money
>out of belgian police jurisdiction
>police watch as you pay with stolen money
u mad wafflemen?
User avatar #72 - fosforgasxiii (05/22/2013) [-]
Dutch and Belgian police work together, certainly in border regions.
One time a Belgian criminal escaped from jail and fleed to the Netherlands, but there he was caught steeling something (I think a motorbike) and when the Dutch police discovered he was an escaped Belgian inmate, they did a polonaise dance and send the fucker back to Belgian police.
User avatar #4 - KayRed (05/21/2013) [-]
Wait, wait, wait...You're tell me, and american, that you can have two countries next to each other, and there is no fence in between? No border patrol? People can walk to one side, and walk back? I'm sorry, I think I need to lie down.
User avatar #67 - hammarhead (05/21/2013) [-]
well, the netherlands doesnt have a massive and terrifyingly violent drug cartel that belgium should be worried about.
#56 - felex (05/21/2013) [-]
We call it Europe, now leave us alone and go "liberate" another country.
#55 - jazpinder (05/21/2013) [-]
What you fail to understand is that these aren't two countries next to each other but two states within a country.
#48 - N. Korean citizen (05/21/2013) [-]
USA and Canada dipshit
User avatar #47 - seniorawesomesauce (05/21/2013) [-]
There is no fence between Vermont and Canada, at least. The border actually runs through a library, it's just really really frowned upon to step over it.
User avatar #51 - KayRed (05/21/2013) [-]
I'm ignoring canada for the sake of the joke.
User avatar #52 - seniorawesomesauce (05/21/2013) [-]
Everyone ignores Canada...
User avatar #11 - jibb (05/21/2013) [-]
>You're tell me
>and american
#12 - KayRed (05/21/2013) [-]
I stand by my poor grammar.
User avatar #9 - bitchplzzz (05/21/2013) [-]
That's why holland is full of polaks, turks, and other lesser humans
User avatar #15 - fosforgasxiii (05/21/2013) [-]
Found the neonazi.
User avatar #8 - sausageparty (05/21/2013) [-]
Inside the European Union we have open borders. You can just pass from country to country without even slowing down your car.
User avatar #36 - manicekman (05/21/2013) [-]
Not in EU but in the Schengen Area. (Most of EU + Switzerland + Idontrlyknowandamtoolazytosearch)
User avatar #18 - diverdee (05/21/2013) [-]
From Denmark to Germany you actually have to speed up your car, as the speedlimits is different
#19 - N. Korean citizen (05/21/2013) [-]
are different
User avatar #21 - diverdee (05/21/2013) [-]
Well take this into account. I know that there is a difference between Danish and German speedlimits. What would that make me? Either Danish or German. So you can go suck a cock anon!
#22 - N. Korean citizen (05/21/2013) [-]
oh my god i am so offended, "suck a cock", oh my stars. Sorry though, didn't consider that English probably wasn't your first language
User avatar #23 - diverdee (05/21/2013) [-]
Its alright, you have the balls to say sorry and give a valid excuse. I take my cock back.
#68 - hammarhead (05/21/2013) [-]
I've had your profile in my reactions for many many months. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
User avatar #71 - diverdee (05/22/2013) [-]
Where did you get a picture of me as young!?
#62 - N. Korean citizen (05/21/2013) [-]
Aww... I was gonna name it Willy...
User avatar #6 - agrofenlas (05/21/2013) [-]
Some of the world understands that land is simply land and is not obsessed with keeping those in the border inside, and those living outside the border from encroaching into their country. Only countries who are selfish and greedy keep others from traveling.
User avatar #13 - trojanmannn (05/21/2013) [-]
The thing is, if America left its borders open then much of the crime from Mexico would run into the US. Not like the US is crime free, but letting all people from mexico in would be pretty detrimental.
User avatar #17 - kevinspacey (05/21/2013) [-]
a lot of the guns that criminals use in Mexico is sold to them from Americans or traded for drugs, you tell me who needs to close their borders. I realize you're saying that America isn't crime free but the crime rate there is pretty fucking high
#31 - N. Korean citizen (05/21/2013) [-]
Actually, the crime rates in the US have dropped substantially over the last 20 years. Not to say that crime isn't a problem but that crime has been sensationalized in the much more prevalent media to make us think that crime is constantly rising issue.
User avatar #59 - agrofenlas (05/21/2013) [-]
I agree that crime may be more an issue, but as far as most crime in the US goes, last I checked its philly. That city of Brotherly love. Which isn't anywhere near our border to Mexico. However, it'll never reach the rates of Rio. That place is crazy. Stab some one in front of the cops, see if they give a single fuck.
#28 - thereasonableperso (05/21/2013) [-]
Traffic going both in and out ir monitored.
#2 - torchictoucher (05/20/2013) [-]
Baarle-Hertog is a strange place
#363 - Picture 05/20/2013 on Cubone wh +2
#25 - DJ 4DM1N... don't post pictures of retarded people. 05/20/2013 on Holy shit this needs to happen -4
#9 - Spies, bloody useless. 05/20/2013 on boom 0
#9 - wait... those are long pockets> 05/20/2013 on Twerk' it. +1
#1 - Let's take the time to appreciate the fact that some poor soul… 05/19/2013 on YES, she's getting undressed +1
#39 - They look homeless.  [+] (3 new replies) 05/19/2013 on PC Vs MAC 0
User avatar #40 - heartlessrobot (05/19/2013) [-]
MAybe they're Norwegian or Swedish. In that case the beards probably took two or three days to grow.
User avatar #41 - heartlessrobot (05/19/2013) [-]
*Maybe
Fucking double capitals, never caught it.
#63 - spateeter (05/20/2013) [-]
#3 - I'm a little upset that the bottle didn't break, sending arcs …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/19/2013 on Aluminum + Bromine +85
User avatar #5 - majom (05/19/2013) [-]
Yeah. It's like when you're about to sneeze... but no. It stop before.
#1 - More like Stop rioting Or we will make you s… 05/19/2013 on Repeat after me. You.Are.Free +2
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User avatar #200 - Zaxplab (05/19/2013) [-]
funmanigro
jarofdirt
blargosnarf


Just wanted you all to know that I was in fact just trying to get a reaction out of davidavison.

I don't really believe that the Brit Milah is a good thing, nor do I think that modern medicine is " a heretic sin."

His small brain couldn't comprehend the act of trolling, so he blocked me for "Ignorance." Extremely ironic.
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User avatar #201 to #200 - Blargosnarf (05/19/2013) [-]
Well, I figured as much, I was mostly just going along with it as a joke, it's really hard to believe anyone would be as stupid as to-
I'm sorry, is your profile image a decaying lizard!? That's... kinda messed up.
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#202 to #201 - Zaxplab (05/19/2013) [-]
No, lol. Well, sort of. It's a time lapse of ants eating a lizard's corpse. They even carry away the bones at the end.
No, lol. Well, sort of. It's a time lapse of ants eating a lizard's corpse. They even carry away the bones at the end.
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User avatar #203 to #202 - Blargosnarf (05/19/2013) [-]
I say again. That's fucking disgusting.
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#204 to #203 - Zaxplab (05/19/2013) [-]
Yeah, lol. I just thought it was cool, so it found a spot in my &quot;cool&quot; folder.
Yeah, lol.


I just thought it was cool, so it found a spot in my "cool" folder.
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User avatar #185 - Zaxplab (04/16/2013) [-]
*roll image*
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User avatar #188 to #187 - Zaxplab (04/22/2013) [-]
did I do it right?
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#184 - Zaxplab (03/09/2013) [-]
Should this be considered NSFW?
Should this be considered NSFW?
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User avatar #183 - jokervsbatsy (03/06/2013) [-]
What would you give for 2 fiends and 1 fiend hand?
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User avatar #181 - iamthehyneman (03/06/2013) [-]
What could I get for 3 lvl 1 Abominations?
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User avatar #182 to #181 - Zaxplab (03/06/2013) [-]
All 10 of my corrupt souls? If that's not good, tell me something else you want
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User avatar #148 - Zaxplab (11/18/2012) [-]
**Zaxplab rolls 88** dubs and I get an get my appendix removed.
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User avatar #149 to #148 - Zaxplab (11/18/2012) [-]
Is anyone really going to see this?
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User avatar #165 to #149 - malistaticy (02/17/2013) [-]
Is it removed yet
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User avatar #134 - SomeRandomPerson (10/21/2012) [-]
Pleasure doing buisness with you :)
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User avatar #130 - jgcamaro (10/10/2012) [-]
**jgcamaro rolls 47**
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User avatar #122 - gabrielw (10/08/2012) [-]
you or me first?
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User avatar #123 to #122 - Zaxplab (10/08/2012) [-]
you can go first
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User avatar #124 to #123 - gabrielw (10/08/2012) [-]
**gabrielw rolls 77** good luck
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User avatar #125 to #124 - Zaxplab (10/08/2012) [-]
**Zaxplab rolls 12**
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User avatar #127 to #125 - Zaxplab (10/08/2012) [-]
fuck
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User avatar #126 to #125 - gabrielw (10/08/2012) [-]
send the trade
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User avatar #121 - Zaxplab (10/07/2012) [-]
martinapplejack, I
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User avatar #118 - irwincardozo (10/07/2012) [-]
RIT's for trade?
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User avatar #119 to #118 - Zaxplab (10/07/2012) [-]
depends on the offer
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User avatar #120 to #119 - irwincardozo (10/07/2012) [-]
angelic ingot?
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User avatar #114 - wolvesbrickwall (10/07/2012) [-]
**wolvesbrickwall rolls 29** good luck!
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User avatar #115 to #114 - Zaxplab (10/07/2012) [-]
**Zaxplab rolls 58**
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User avatar #116 to #115 - wolvesbrickwall (10/07/2012) [-]
good gamble.
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User avatar #117 to #116 - Zaxplab (10/07/2012) [-]
thanks!
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User avatar #107 - Jaken ONLINE (10/07/2012) [-]
i will gamble my wooden chest key for your wooden chest
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User avatar #106 - amdim (10/07/2012) [-]
wooden key for wooden key reply with roll 2 to start
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User avatar #108 to #106 - Zaxplab (10/07/2012) [-]
**Zaxplab rolls 18**
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User avatar #110 to #108 - amdim (10/07/2012) [-]
**amdim rolls 00**
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User avatar #109 to #108 - Zaxplab (10/07/2012) [-]
fuck
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User avatar #111 to #109 - amdim (10/07/2012) [-]
even more fuck worst roll possible
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User avatar #112 to #111 - Zaxplab (10/07/2012) [-]
Thank you!
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User avatar #113 to #112 - amdim (10/07/2012) [-]
no problem good game
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#104 - Zaxplab (10/07/2012) [-]
**Zaxplab rolled a random comment #17 posted by escalona at Know the difference. ** :
"I like Big Bird" Mitt Romney
"Romney wants to murder rape and defile Big Bird." Libratards.
My dying words
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#105 to #104 - Zaxplab (10/07/2012) [-]
**Zaxplab rolled a random image posted in comment #850805 at MLP Friendly Board ** MFW I died
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User avatar #100 - shayschamp (10/06/2012) [-]
If you're not into poniies, I could offer you a betta fish and red blue neon fish and a Caesar
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User avatar #101 to #100 - Zaxplab (10/06/2012) [-]
Still wanna offer that?
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User avatar #102 to #101 - shayschamp (10/06/2012) [-]
Sure, I'll send the trade
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User avatar #98 - aphxsuddz (10/05/2012) [-]
What for yellow tang fish?
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User avatar #99 to #98 - Zaxplab (10/05/2012) [-]
What's your offers?
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User avatar #97 - elboludo (10/03/2012) [-]
k ill gamble. what are the rules
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User avatar #88 - rainbowkindness (09/30/2012) [-]
Trade dragon bones for orc bones?
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User avatar #89 to #88 - rainbowkindness (09/30/2012) [-]
lol just read the value both dragon bones for texas fish?
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User avatar #90 to #89 - Zaxplab (09/30/2012) [-]
no thanks, I already have a texas fish
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User avatar #91 to #90 - rainbowkindness (09/30/2012) [-]
Look on my profile then see anything you like worth it?
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User avatar #92 to #91 - Zaxplab (09/30/2012) [-]
Would you do a pig egg for a dragon bones?
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User avatar #93 to #92 - rainbowkindness (09/30/2012) [-]
Hmm sure send the request.
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User avatar #94 to #93 - Zaxplab (09/30/2012) [-]
Thanks!
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