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Date Signed Up:11/09/2010
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#58 - minus8  [+] (1 new reply) 01/29/2015 on Gaston 0
User avatar #61 - dharkmoswen (01/29/2015) [-]
Thanks!
#90 - If Adam was made from dirt, why is dirt still around?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/29/2015 on Science Facts 0
#127 - kiaserzerg (01/29/2015) [-]
if eve was made from a rib why are baby back ribs so good? checkmate
#80 - are you feeling okay? 01/29/2015 on jiggaboo Cracker Chan =... +2
#10 - yep, Shantae. The one whose devs are sucking dick on Kickstart… 01/29/2015 on Zombies 0
#8 - no Rottytops?  [+] (2 new replies) 01/29/2015 on Zombies +1
User avatar #9 - torngear (01/29/2015) [-]
Never played the the series she's from, I forget its name too. Isn't it the one with the purple haired girl?
#10 - Zaxplab (01/29/2015) [-]
yep, Shantae. The one whose devs are sucking dick on Kickstarter right now.
#3 - We already have a planet that sounds like "Your anus"… 01/29/2015 on But Sir... +2
#6 - oh look, another one  [+] (2 new replies) 01/29/2015 on Skateboarder Get Hit by Truck 0
#7 - waluigii (01/29/2015) [-]
I'll try not to be an annoying little twat like some other themed users.

You have my word sonny.
#8 - postingcontroversy (01/29/2015) [-]
yeah fuck those guys
#1 - What are both of those abbreviations?  [+] (34 new replies) 01/29/2015 on Old /v/ post +8
User avatar #8 - totalcookie (01/29/2015) [-]
A pretty good MMO. Great stories for most classes. I had a lot of fun and ended up investing some money into it as well.
IMO the only drawback it has is the Hero Engine (or whatever it's called). You need a pretty good computer for it.
#2 - greyblade (01/29/2015) [-]
SWTOR means Star Wars: The Old Republic, a sadly mediocre attempt to take the popular Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic series and create a semi-sequel in the form of an MMO.

Sadly, said MMO had grindy levelling, boring combat, gear-teadmills of loot, and was generally unappetising. as someone who spent a great deal of time hyped for it, bought a new computer just to play it, and got the collector's edition, it was a massive letdown. I mean, it's fully voice acted, but that's about it for the positive points.
#127 - unclewalrus (20 hours ago) [-]
*looks at the stream of downvotes everyone got*

Butthurt P2notgetassfucked TOR player detected. Which kinda defeats the whole point, innit.
User avatar #112 - glorinar (01/30/2015) [-]
SWTOR leveling is not grindy by any means.
User avatar #93 - higgyshere (01/29/2015) [-]
That's how I felt about Elder Scrolls Online. I was so pumped for it and got the collectors edition only to be disappointing tremendously.
User avatar #74 - hydraetis (01/29/2015) [-]
And that is why you learn to evaluate the hype of a game.

Time and time again I see loads of people falling for flashy advertising and ultra hype and I just don't get it.

ex: Dead Island. Everyone was shitting bricks and vomiting rainbows all over the trailer saying "oh my god this game is gonna be like the absolute best thing ever!" while I was sitting there thinking "neat trailer, but the game's probably going be average at best."
#56 - angelious (01/29/2015) [-]
but it had a great storymode...same with secret world


boring combat,too much grinding

kickass storyline...so much sadness in that
User avatar #53 - ltrodriguez (01/29/2015) [-]
I went out to buy that shit cause I also went and got a new computer when I heard about it. The next day the game became free to play and free to download. I couldn't return the game either cause it was already opened and the code used.
#131 - angelious (17 hours ago) [-]
yeah wth was up with that anyway...

also gamestop continued to sell the game in my country long after it went free to play
User avatar #36 - kingoftheanonymous (01/29/2015) [-]
I LOVE SWTOR and i think it's better than WoW. But that's my opinion.
#125 - greyblade (01/30/2015) [-]
oh yeah, better than WoW, but that's not saying much.


I'd say the best MMO on the market right now is Guild Wars 2. Arenanet know (kinda) what they're doing, and it doesn't suffer from a lot of the big pitfalls most MMOs do.
User avatar #133 - kingoftheanonymous (16 hours ago) [-]
i'll have to try that out
User avatar #31 - GoReMoTe (01/29/2015) [-]
That sounds so much like ESO it hurts
#26 - unclewalrus (01/29/2015) [-]
And if you've no put money down on the game, you can't open a support ticket?

What, you want to submit a bug, but are f2p? Fuck you, pay us to do QA for us, faggot!

It's not like they'd fix bugs anyway. Bumped into a collision error in the starting zone. Wanted to make a bug report about it. Couldn't. Got pissed. On a hunch, tried to find if it'd been reported previously.
It had. In late 2013. A fucking year and a half ago, and they didn't bother doing a fix as easy as moving an object and its collision box a bit.

Then there's the horror stories of people, paying customers, mind you, having to spam the support staff with tens of tickets until their characters are un-vanished, complete with 4 hour-long phone support queues that end in noncommittal "we'll do something about it"s.

So, in conclusion, fuck EA.
User avatar #68 - greyhoundfd (01/29/2015) [-]
Don't forget the lovely 30 second chat timer if you're f2p, or the fact that it gives you such massive XP penalties that you'll barely be able to keep up even by doing every singly fucking quest. Or, you know, where you can just buy better weapons and armor, but people keep on saying that it isn't pay to win despite the obvious fact that it is.
#17 - anonymous (01/29/2015) [-]
fully voice acted, a positive point? the positive point i found about it was how certain zones were instanced for your quests so areas wouldnt be flooded, huttball was great fun and that is where it ended sadly.
#9 - anonymous (01/29/2015) [-]
i did the exact same thing, but i have disagree with you on the combat. i like the combat very much
User avatar #7 - ezzay (01/29/2015) [-]
your story makes me sad
User avatar #5 - Dragonchampion (01/29/2015) [-]
Another who bought the collector's edition and was let down huh? Worst part was when I was the first Guardian to hit level 50 on my server, and everyone else was in their 20s, and I ended up wandering Coruscant until I finally quit. The game's story was interesting, and I was about to beat the final story mission, but unfortunately the devs lied through their teeth when they stated the entire thing could be played alone; the end story mission is absolutely impossible to do alone.
User avatar #37 - kingoftheanonymous (01/29/2015) [-]
I beat it alone
User avatar #11 - Petroleum (01/29/2015) [-]
That's not true at all, if you were a Guardian then your last mission was killing the Emperor's true Voice , and it was actually simplified if you managed to find the hidden T7 parts in the temple and upgrade him.
User avatar #12 - Dragonchampion (01/29/2015) [-]
I kept dying and I racked up thousands of credits worth of death fees. I don't think I knew about the t7 parts though; don't forget this was during the time when no guides were out.
User avatar #13 - Petroleum (01/29/2015) [-]
I guess that's true, if you're still interested in any of the other story classes though, you should come back, it's gone free to play and you'd at least be a Preferred member if you bought the collector's edition. They've changed a lot of things and there's two expansions now and a 10 level cap increase from launch.
User avatar #14 - Dragonchampion (01/29/2015) [-]
I might. After I reinstall KOTOR 1 and 2 though. Only reason I'd want to come back would be for the story.
#15 - Petroleum (01/29/2015) [-]
The stories are so good I did most of them twice.
User avatar #38 - kingoftheanonymous (01/29/2015) [-]
I LOVE the strories in SWTOR too
#3 - ThekidsTEN (01/29/2015) [-]
So it is WoW but like star wars? Thats all you had to say.
User avatar #4 - fuckscreennames (01/29/2015) [-]
except nowhere near as good as WoW
#6 - anonymous (01/29/2015) [-]
>WoW
>good

choose one
User avatar #39 - kingoftheanonymous (01/29/2015) [-]
I too didn't like WoW, but that's because everyone i met in it were complete assholes and bragged about everything
#32 - authvin (01/29/2015) [-]
You don't become the world's biggest MMO and remain so for 10 years by being bad
#46 - anonymous (01/29/2015) [-]
Just like cowadoody, if its popular for a long time that means its a good game.
Or maybe its a market that they have basically monopolized, I mean sure you can play some shitty pay2win korean MMO but thats not a real choice.
Basically you can pay for a WOW sub and get fucked cause you are paying for a shit game or you can pay nothing and get fucked because other people are willing to spend $200 a month on a F2P.
Its basically like giving someone dying of thirst a cup of swamp water and saying "if it wasn't clean water why would anyone drink it?"
#40 - anonymous (01/29/2015) [-]
They were the first MMO that got into the mainstream, so they have a huge advantage over all the other ones. That and their marketing is the reason WoW is big.
If a better MMO is made they're still not going to kill WoW


That and WoW has had a decade of "balancing" cycling who gets to be OP fotm and bug fixes and shit. So unless it's launch/content patch week you have a really stable MMO that all newcomers are compared to
#132 - unclewalrus (17 hours ago) [-]
>first MMO into mainstream
*cough*everquest*cough*
#2 - It's when people try to say that the bad people in their relig…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/29/2015 on Muslims say terrorists... 0
User avatar #4 - monswine (01/29/2015) [-]
or KKK aren't Christians
#5 - We do the same thing with the debt ceiling and the minimal tes…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/28/2015 on amiericans are wierd 0
#12 - pinknameaccount (01/30/2015) [-]
The problem with that thinking on the debt ceiling is that governments don't work like individuals. It doesn't have to pay off its debts to retire or anything.
User avatar #6 - invaderfromthesea (01/28/2015) [-]
If you ignore a problem for long enough, it will become next government's problem. That's how politicians work here.
#4 - Welcome to America, where foreigners are lazy but they're stil…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/28/2015 on amiericans are wierd +16
#7 - enjoigiggity (01/28/2015) [-]
#889 - The big problem there is we both go to college in this state, …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/28/2015 on Are you depressed? 0
User avatar #897 - drooms (01/28/2015) [-]
I guess it's something you could sort out later when you've graduated
#861 - I could go to Colorado and marry him, which would put me in a …  [+] (3 new replies) 01/28/2015 on Are you depressed? 0
User avatar #866 - drooms (01/28/2015) [-]
Sounds like a plan to me.
Who even gives a crap about Texas? Rednecks stuck in the wild west failing to realise that they're grown men acting like 12 year olds.
#889 - Zaxplab (01/28/2015) [-]
The big problem there is we both go to college in this state, I can't afford to leave my job right now, and he has to live in a dorm to get the full scholarship benefits that his university is offering him.

Also, I'd feel too guilty leaving my friend, who is living in my apartment with me.
User avatar #897 - drooms (01/28/2015) [-]
I guess it's something you could sort out later when you've graduated
#848 - Not depressed, but I just did my Tax Returns, and I realized h…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/28/2015 on Are you depressed? 0
User avatar #857 - drooms (01/28/2015) [-]
Can you do it in another state and stay married when you come back? (I'm not quite sure how the US works)
User avatar #861 - Zaxplab (01/28/2015) [-]
I could go to Colorado and marry him, which would put me in a recognized marriage in most states, even some that dont allow gay marriage. Texas, however, wouldnt even recognize the marriage.
User avatar #866 - drooms (01/28/2015) [-]
Sounds like a plan to me.
Who even gives a crap about Texas? Rednecks stuck in the wild west failing to realise that they're grown men acting like 12 year olds.
#889 - Zaxplab (01/28/2015) [-]
The big problem there is we both go to college in this state, I can't afford to leave my job right now, and he has to live in a dorm to get the full scholarship benefits that his university is offering him.

Also, I'd feel too guilty leaving my friend, who is living in my apartment with me.
User avatar #897 - drooms (01/28/2015) [-]
I guess it's something you could sort out later when you've graduated
User avatar #852 - becauseoprahsaidso (01/28/2015) [-]
How does marriage help?
#19 - Is that a fast food restaurant for picking up homos? 01/28/2015 on in america +3
#214 - Why do you have that many?  [+] (4 new replies) 01/27/2015 on mentions 0
User avatar #220 - joshlol (01/27/2015) [-]
i liked the usernames
User avatar #268 - brcstar (01/27/2015) [-]
You better not be that one guy that took the username Blake
User avatar #270 - joshlol (01/27/2015) [-]
nop
User avatar #271 - brcstar (01/27/2015) [-]
Ah
#110 - Picture 01/27/2015 on Hardcore Working Mother +1
#67 - Lord jesus with this comments section. 01/27/2015 on Studio Ghibli +51
#201 - You should get a second account so that you could be friends w…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/27/2015 on mentions +2
User avatar #212 - joshlol (01/27/2015) [-]
I have over 50 no joke
#214 - Zaxplab (01/27/2015) [-]
Why do you have that many?
User avatar #220 - joshlol (01/27/2015) [-]
i liked the usernames
User avatar #268 - brcstar (01/27/2015) [-]
You better not be that one guy that took the username Blake
User avatar #270 - joshlol (01/27/2015) [-]
nop
User avatar #271 - brcstar (01/27/2015) [-]
Ah
#106 - But when an American Politician has his kid with him, it's bec…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/27/2015 on Hardcore Working Mother +1
User avatar #113 - chenn (01/27/2015) [-]
Well to be fair in 'Murica everybody's expecting everything to be a part of some propaganda. And they're usually right.
#109 - anonymous (01/27/2015) [-]
#110 - Zaxplab (01/27/2015) [-]
#6 - If I remember right, something about: 1: Demanding mo…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/27/2015 on TotalBiscuits' "friends"... +4
#16 - neefew (01/28/2015) [-]
You are half correct. The accusations are true but they turned out to be wrong. Notch then gave them an apology but tensions have still stayed and the Yogscast have never been to a minecon again.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Yogscast#Controversies
User avatar #11 - namdelliks (01/27/2015) [-]
Holy shit, haha. What cunts.
User avatar #13 - mutzaki (01/28/2015) [-]
Don't just blindly believe that. Those were only claims by Notch, and everyone else was supporting the Yogscast, saying how they never saw any of that kind of behavior from them during the convention. They wrote a very formal post explaining how it's not true, etc. I don't think Notch made an official apology or anything, but they got over that whole thing.

They're a growing company that care a bit too much about making profits, but it's unfair to paint them in an unnecessarily ugly picture.
User avatar #14 - namdelliks (01/28/2015) [-]
Well a bunch of stuff I've seen recently makes the yogscast look like massive cunts. So fuck them.
User avatar #7 - tiles (01/27/2015) [-]
No you're right. I'm looking into it now.
#10 - TURN IT DOWN FOR WATT!! 01/27/2015 on Watt 0
#2 - I'm starting to believe that they really did get kicked out of…  [+] (9 new replies) 01/27/2015 on TotalBiscuits' "friends"... +11
User avatar #5 - tiles (01/27/2015) [-]
Woah why did they get kicked?
User avatar #6 - Zaxplab (01/27/2015) [-]
If I remember right, something about:

1: Demanding money from Notch, claiming credit for minecraft's fame
2: Dropping the F-bomb constantly
3: Scratching out some of the dev's names and writing "fuck you" when asked to sign an autograph

Again, I could be wrong, but I dont feel like searching it up.
#16 - neefew (01/28/2015) [-]
You are half correct. The accusations are true but they turned out to be wrong. Notch then gave them an apology but tensions have still stayed and the Yogscast have never been to a minecon again.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Yogscast#Controversies
User avatar #11 - namdelliks (01/27/2015) [-]
Holy shit, haha. What cunts.
User avatar #13 - mutzaki (01/28/2015) [-]
Don't just blindly believe that. Those were only claims by Notch, and everyone else was supporting the Yogscast, saying how they never saw any of that kind of behavior from them during the convention. They wrote a very formal post explaining how it's not true, etc. I don't think Notch made an official apology or anything, but they got over that whole thing.

They're a growing company that care a bit too much about making profits, but it's unfair to paint them in an unnecessarily ugly picture.
User avatar #14 - namdelliks (01/28/2015) [-]
Well a bunch of stuff I've seen recently makes the yogscast look like massive cunts. So fuck them.
User avatar #7 - tiles (01/27/2015) [-]
No you're right. I'm looking into it now.
User avatar #4 - psychoticcaleb (01/27/2015) [-]
Why did they get kicked out of minecon?
User avatar #3 - ministermax (01/27/2015) [-]
I thought that was obvious, though.
#1 - These guys really DO have deflated balls to pull **** … 01/27/2015 on This is why i hate the... +1
#2 - I dont really like "hardcore" games. I play games as…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/27/2015 on True +81
User avatar #145 - norrie (01/28/2015) [-]
since when is challange and career the same thing, u out of ur mind m9?
#113 - fulgrimventris (01/28/2015) [-]
casual.
#88 - hongkonglongdong (01/27/2015) [-]
You sick monster.
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#282 - userexposer (11/12/2014) [-]
From a friend.
User avatar #283 to #282 - Zaxplab ONLINE (11/12/2014) [-]
You'll be limp one day too, young man.
#286 to #283 - fulgrimventris (11/12/2014) [-]
"My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard..."
#287 to #286 - Zaxplab ONLINE (11/12/2014) [-]
oh lord those titties
oh lord those titties
User avatar #285 to #283 - fulgrimventris (11/12/2014) [-]
i had nothing to do with this.
#271 - miia ONLINE (08/14/2014) [-]
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#274 to #273 - Zaxplab ONLINE (08/17/2014) [-]
I really should play minecraft again. Shame people mostly think it's for autists and young kids now ): I remember when it was the hottest 						****					 on FJ
I really should play minecraft again. Shame people mostly think it's for autists and young kids now ): I remember when it was the hottest **** on FJ
#275 to #274 - miia ONLINE (08/17/2014) [-]
i just cant find it fun anymore after building a shelter
i just cant find it fun anymore after building a shelter
#276 to #275 - Zaxplab ONLINE (08/17/2014) [-]
I find it fun with little mods. Building a shelter, gathering ocelots/wolves, then playing with some mods.

I would recommend Clay Soldiers. ****** so much fun
#277 to #276 - miia ONLINE (08/17/2014) [-]
i would recommend neko girls
#278 to #277 - Zaxplab ONLINE (08/17/2014) [-]
I would reccomend elf girls
User avatar #280 to #278 - miia ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
so are you going to shoot or what
User avatar #281 to #280 - Zaxplab ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
you asked for forgivness so it's cool.
#279 to #278 - miia ONLINE (08/17/2014) [-]
dont shoot me
User avatar #270 - krnboy (08/04/2014) [-]
hi, do you have sauce to the farangdingdong girl that you posted?
User avatar #268 - fistoftheaxis (07/24/2014) [-]
Umm, hi. Do you have the source to those Ahri gifs you posted in the Hentai board?
User avatar #269 to #268 - Zaxplab ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
Leage of Charms. I think they're made by Shadman, but not sure.
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