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Zaxplab

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Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:11/09/2010
Last Login:3/27/2015
Location:Murica
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Content Ranking:#2776
Comment Ranking:#84
Highest Content Rank:#1412
Highest Comment Rank:#72
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Content Level Progress: 15% (15/100)
Level 158 Content: Faptastic → Level 159 Content: Faptastic
Comment Level Progress: 15.5% (155/1000)
Level 351 Comments: Knight Of Funnyjunk → Level 352 Comments: Knight Of Funnyjunk
Subscribers:10
Content Views:387987
Times Content Favorited:405 times
Total Comments Made:9779
FJ Points:25796
Favorite Tags: scotland (2) | Wales (2)

latest user's comments

#2 - That first one has reminded me that Karl Pilkington is my hero…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/02/2015 on repost comp 0
#4 - mybackpacksgotjets (03/02/2015) [-]
Karl is one of the greatest simple minds on this earth. And where and how on earth can I change my avatar to a N64 rotating logo??
User avatar #5 - Zaxplab (03/02/2015) [-]
Just go to my profile and right click/save my picture, then you can edit your profile.
#92 - kind of. 03/02/2015 on Joining mid game 0
#1 - That title takes me back. 03/02/2015 on Real man of genius +3
#11 - Picture 03/02/2015 on YEAH... +16
#143 - "Look out! We might have a society full of smart people w… 03/02/2015 on the unfortunate truth 0
#4 - Let's not forget.... the incident....  [+] (6 new replies) 03/01/2015 on NSFW Comments Comp 1 +48
#41 - anonymous (03/02/2015) [-]
that picture just makes it so much worse.
#38 - anonymous (03/02/2015) [-]
seanye
#20 - rejakted (03/01/2015) [-]
>There are people who want to cum with you much more than cumming to you.
#15 - courageexplains (03/01/2015) [-]
what the fuck
#12 - candleeater (03/01/2015) [-]
seanye will you ever live this down?
#50 - seanye (03/10/2015) [-]
Ya, I will. But you fuckers seem to love to remind me.
#271 - Wow, I've never seen this guy's face not shrink. He has a HUGE… 03/01/2015 on Gun Comparison +5
#19 - Lots of times homophobia isn't something easy to notice. It's … 02/28/2015 on Weiners 0
#14 - It was more of a personal thing to me. I didn't like the idea …  [+] (4 new replies) 02/28/2015 on Weiners 0
#18 - anonymous (02/28/2015) [-]
>>#3
Why would you have such ignorant people as friends in the first place? Seems like you walked into it. "When I told my friends in the KKK I was in an interracial relationship I don't know why they hated me."
User avatar #24 - gittons (02/28/2015) [-]
they never, not once, ever shown that they disliked gays or bi people in anyway so when i
came out i expected questions and some looks but not for some friends i have known for years
to completely leave.
kind of shocking.
User avatar #19 - Zaxplab (02/28/2015) [-]
Lots of times homophobia isn't something easy to notice. It's not like homophobes just spend their entire day talking about how much they hate fags.


Sometimes, as in the case with parents, you can't really choose your relationship with them.
User avatar #17 - somuchfreedom (02/28/2015) [-]
fair enough
#3 - That last one is just a best friend doing what best friends do.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/28/2015 on people who probably spend... +20
#9 - zyketor (03/01/2015) [-]
If it was 2 guys, yea. That's 2 girls.
#10 - to find out if they care about you  [+] (6 new replies) 02/28/2015 on Weiners +4
User avatar #13 - somuchfreedom (02/28/2015) [-]
eh, it seems like even if it is shitty for people to discrimminate against them, sometimes it is better to just not know instead of having to lose friends and parents
User avatar #14 - Zaxplab (02/28/2015) [-]
It was more of a personal thing to me. I didn't like the idea of being surrounded by people who would hate me over something so small. It felt like lots of them did hate me but they didn't know it yet.

That's why I came out. All the people who would hate me for it left, and I didn't feel like having to harbor a secret in order to keep people in my life.
#18 - anonymous (02/28/2015) [-]
>>#3
Why would you have such ignorant people as friends in the first place? Seems like you walked into it. "When I told my friends in the KKK I was in an interracial relationship I don't know why they hated me."
User avatar #24 - gittons (02/28/2015) [-]
they never, not once, ever shown that they disliked gays or bi people in anyway so when i
came out i expected questions and some looks but not for some friends i have known for years
to completely leave.
kind of shocking.
User avatar #19 - Zaxplab (02/28/2015) [-]
Lots of times homophobia isn't something easy to notice. It's not like homophobes just spend their entire day talking about how much they hate fags.


Sometimes, as in the case with parents, you can't really choose your relationship with them.
User avatar #17 - somuchfreedom (02/28/2015) [-]
fair enough
#14 - Deleting comments for any reason at all makes you look whiny too. 02/27/2015 on Set rustlers to maximum +1
#1 - Yeah, he's just being a bitch. Anyone who blocks people for a …  [+] (4 new replies) 02/27/2015 on Set rustlers to maximum +1
User avatar #13 - ajrin (02/27/2015) [-]
I could delete his comments and call him a spammer
would that do it?
User avatar #15 - fulgrimventris (02/28/2015) [-]
"content was not found"
User avatar #16 - ajrin (02/28/2015) [-]
yeah I probably deleted the content because it wasn't getting anywhere
User avatar #14 - Zaxplab (02/27/2015) [-]
Deleting comments for any reason at all makes you look whiny too.
#73 - "For most of them, it was their personality." Ye…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/27/2015 on The Walking GAYS! 0
#75 - ThekidsTEN (02/27/2015) [-]
Im not saying there is a problem with being degenerative (lord knows I do more then my fair share) its when you try to take pride in it I get mad. Look at furries
#35 - Six attempts at sentences, and two of them made sense. Congratz. 02/27/2015 on The Walking GAYS! 0
#1 - Comment deleted 02/27/2015 on Here 0
#1 - white and gold. Have we ran into a massive conspiracy, or are …  [+] (2 new replies) 02/27/2015 on Tell me what color you guys... 0
#6 - muffinofrage (02/27/2015) [-]
I think it's referring to this?I don't know this is fucking stupid.
User avatar #2 - LaBarata (02/27/2015) [-]
I think people are just being retarded.
#1 - and then someone steals his laptop  [+] (9 new replies) 02/27/2015 on Photobooth +8
User avatar #20 - kilickateth (02/28/2015) [-]
Who would steal a mac?
#2 - vorasharaptor (02/27/2015) [-]
of course
wheres theres trees,...theres niggers swinging in them
#18 - iamchicken (02/28/2015) [-]
#8 - raccoonwithfruit (02/28/2015) [-]
I thought it was coons that went in trees. Am I confused?
#9 - vorasharaptor (02/28/2015) [-]
niggers go in trees too

on their own or with 'help'
#7 - huffe (02/28/2015) [-]
#5 - darktoucan (02/28/2015) [-]
i roared
#6 - fuzzysixx (02/28/2015) [-]
#4 - anonymous (02/28/2015) [-]
edgemaster
#3 - oh... 02/27/2015 on Tags +3
#2 - It amazes me how little trust people have in their government.…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/27/2015 on You done goofed +3
#4 - bugman (02/27/2015) [-]
Hell, it would probably be less likely. They'd all be thinking "shit if I take away their internet, they might actually vote me out."
#28 - Your sexuality shouldn't be what your whole identity is, but i…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/27/2015 on The Walking GAYS! +4
#60 - ThekidsTEN (02/27/2015) [-]
I have know a few gay people, a few were close friends. For most of them, it was their personality. Everything they did revolved around the fact they were gay. The ones I enjoyed hanging out with were regular people but liked to suck dick, not people who suck dick and occasionally were regular people. Being a sexual deviant is degenerate, and trying to take pride in it is worse.
User avatar #73 - Zaxplab (02/27/2015) [-]
"For most of them, it was their personality."
Yes it was, please read my other comment

"Being a sexual deviant is degenerate"
Holy shit with that one, I don't even know where to begin. Deviant is a subjective word, and saying it forces people to back up and defend themselves. And how dare you call someone a degenerate for something, as you would have it, that is an extremely small part of their lives.

Deviancy is not degeneracy. Someone is not less than human because they do something different than what the arbitrary rules of society tell them.

I mean, really. This is almost not even worth debating anymore....
#75 - ThekidsTEN (02/27/2015) [-]
Im not saying there is a problem with being degenerative (lord knows I do more then my fair share) its when you try to take pride in it I get mad. Look at furries
#12 - Why are those random little statements so funny when said by A…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/27/2015 on LOL +47
#52 - riddari (02/27/2015) [-]
It's funny, because they are so so wrong.
User avatar #37 - darksideofthebeast (02/27/2015) [-]
and I also do anal...
Well, ok. The details got pretty in depth.
User avatar #30 - cackrel (02/27/2015) [-]
Because they're adorable.
#17 - meh, the best they've done is keep you from saying certain wor… 02/27/2015 on They Did a Thing 0
#83 - your argument was an opinion on the PC, then an anecdote on the X-box. 02/27/2015 on Mustard race 0
#28 - He doesnt have enough badges 02/27/2015 on Columbus +5

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#334 - admin (03/25/2015) [-]
Hi Zaxplab! Great leader gave you a magical North Korean rocket!
User avatar #292 - admin (03/15/2015) [-]
hey there, it's Admin. This is a copy/paste message but I went on your profile personally to post this.

I'm asking for help.
1) Site is having server issues and there's nothing I can do about it
2) Site is losing traffic and users, which makes me sad because this site is my baby and FJers are the only friend and family I have.
3) My life is falling apart (no one's fault but my own) and the only family I have is dying or going away.

It's all my fault and I take full responsibility. I think whining and blaming others is dumb. I'm just asking you to keep visiting the site and post frequently. I don't want my baby to die.

Thanks.
User avatar #293 to #292 - Zaxplab (03/16/2015) [-]
Damn, sorry to hear this site's still losing traffic. Still, best of look with keeping the site going!

If the worst does happen, I suppose making a sub-reddit dedicated to this site wouldn't hurt too bad.
#290 - itskennyandjosh (03/12/2015) [-]
Thank you for up voting everyone.
User avatar #289 - Zaxplab (01/31/2015) [-]
**Zaxplab used "*roll 2, 1-20*"**
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#282 - userexposer (11/12/2014) [-]
From a friend.
User avatar #283 to #282 - Zaxplab (11/12/2014) [-]
You'll be limp one day too, young man.
#286 to #283 - fulgrimventris (11/12/2014) [-]
"My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard..."
#287 to #286 - Zaxplab (11/12/2014) [-]
oh lord those titties
oh lord those titties
User avatar #285 to #283 - fulgrimventris (11/12/2014) [-]
i had nothing to do with this.
#271 - miia ONLINE (08/14/2014) [-]
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#274 to #273 - Zaxplab (08/17/2014) [-]
I really should play minecraft again. Shame people mostly think it's for autists and young kids now ): I remember when it was the hottest 			****		 on FJ
I really should play minecraft again. Shame people mostly think it's for autists and young kids now ): I remember when it was the hottest **** on FJ
#275 to #274 - miia ONLINE (08/17/2014) [-]
i just cant find it fun anymore after building a shelter
i just cant find it fun anymore after building a shelter
#276 to #275 - Zaxplab (08/17/2014) [-]
I find it fun with little mods. Building a shelter, gathering ocelots/wolves, then playing with some mods.

I would recommend Clay Soldiers. ****** so much fun
#277 to #276 - miia ONLINE (08/17/2014) [-]
i would recommend neko girls
#278 to #277 - Zaxplab (08/17/2014) [-]
I would reccomend elf girls
User avatar #280 to #278 - miia ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
so are you going to shoot or what
User avatar #281 to #280 - Zaxplab (09/03/2014) [-]
you asked for forgivness so it's cool.
#279 to #278 - miia ONLINE (08/17/2014) [-]
dont shoot me
User avatar #270 - krnboy (08/04/2014) [-]
hi, do you have sauce to the farangdingdong girl that you posted?
User avatar #268 - fistoftheaxis (07/24/2014) [-]
Umm, hi. Do you have the source to those Ahri gifs you posted in the Hentai board?
User avatar #269 to #268 - Zaxplab (07/24/2014) [-]
Leage of Charms. I think they're made by Shadman, but not sure.
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