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Gender: male
Age: 24
Date Signed Up:11/09/2010
Last Login:8/29/2014
Location:Murica
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#2393
Comment Ranking:#181
Highest Content Rank:#1412
Highest Comment Rank:#159
Content Thumbs: 5089 total,  5973 ,  884
Comment Thumbs: 33952 total,  37723 ,  3771
Content Level Progress: 23% (23/100)
Level 145 Content: Faptastic → Level 146 Content: Faptastic
Comment Level Progress: 14.4% (144/1000)
Level 332 Comments: Practically Famous → Level 333 Comments: Practically Famous
Subscribers:6
Content Views:253994
Times Content Favorited:299 times
Total Comments Made:7292
FJ Points:5464

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#22 - But it's not like he love-LOVE's you or anything. Just as a mo…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/11/2014 on muh waifu +8
User avatar #24 - jonnyfrosty (07/11/2014) [-]
B-baka!
#60 - well this hardly needs to be a gif  [+] (1 new reply) 07/11/2014 on Mario Kart In A Nutshell +1
User avatar #81 - robocat (07/13/2014) [-]
it was the best one i could find through a quick google search
#73 - IS that actually your hand?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/11/2014 on That too in a single night.. 0
#77 - opwontdeliver (07/11/2014) [-]
No
#3 - How is this such a "nope" thing? Airplanes are often…  [+] (9 new replies) 07/11/2014 on Nope +71
User avatar #92 - greendroid (07/12/2014) [-]
Yes. Tape.
Tape thats made out of fucking aluminum.
User avatar #62 - penileburglar (07/12/2014) [-]
How is that relevant?

Airplanes are exponentially safer to travel in than cars. Even if it were true that they were regularly repaired with tape, whatever they repair it with obviously works, so who gives a fuck?

It's a 'nope' because people who are afraid of heights generally find it easier to forget how high up they are when the floor is, y'know, *NOT* made of glass.
#35 - alexanderh (07/12/2014) [-]
Duct tape is universally useful. For example, the Lunar rover was repaired using duct tape during apollo 11 (I believe).
User avatar #31 - itsmewaffle (07/12/2014) [-]
well, you know, the glass goes through the Gas tank, so there would not be any gas.

So. You know.
Spending tons of money on a plane ticket.
Now useless.
#23 - eezo (07/11/2014) [-]
That's Duct Tape

Also known as "100 MPH tape" in some circles


it was deigned to be use in extreme conditions
#18 - profkitty (07/11/2014) [-]
If anything it's either reflective tape or more likely speed tape, tape specially designed for the conditions a plane with face, wind, water, etc. It is used only on minor NONimportant sections of the plane only otherwise they can face charges.
Zaxplab, get your fucking facts straight before posting shit.
User avatar #22 - Zaxplab (07/11/2014) [-]
woah, just take it easy man.
#66 - anonymous (07/12/2014) [-]
Or... You can actually read his explanation and get your fucking facts straight before posting shit.
User avatar #10 - parralax (07/11/2014) [-]
(That's reflective tape)
#1 - Jean is best girl. 07/11/2014 on Etc is Love, Etc is life 0
#1 - I usually hate that annoying communist/nazi subculture, but th…  [+] (8 new replies) 07/11/2014 on Vote Soviet Bear +62
#61 - chewiee (07/11/2014) [-]
User avatar #22 - hhanako (07/11/2014) [-]
yo-moyo, what are you doing comrade!
#20 - amonlavtar (07/11/2014) [-]
o moj bog,
what are you doing with the puška?
stop it, please i am cry
its like witnessing rape
#8 - caffeinecommissar (07/11/2014) [-]
Shiiit tovarishch , that shit is sum serious NSFW .
User avatar #68 - sovietsamurai (07/11/2014) [-]
fucking love /k/
User avatar #58 - kandazz (07/11/2014) [-]
I have questions. I'm only going to ask one though. Why boner?
#17 - butakun (07/11/2014) [-]
That was amazing.
User avatar #2 - cuntism (07/11/2014) [-]
Your gif really confused me...I knew something was wrong, but couldn't figure out what, then it clicked...

Also yeah this content was great, I really hope the bear won
#4 - People get their dicks in a knot every time they see this comm…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/10/2014 on Can't Wait to See The Comments 0
User avatar #5 - walcorn (07/10/2014) [-]
most people don't really know either.
#2 - Please God help me. 07/10/2014 on me and my bae +52
#7 - That's what you get for not having Dr. Goldstein circumcise your baby. 07/10/2014 on Sharp Fangs +1
#597 - Father, I have sinned. I dunk my Oreos in water when I have no milk.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/10/2014 on Admin the Preacher +1
User avatar #605 - DekuNut (07/10/2014) [-]
You sick bastard.
#9247092 - you men are all the same 07/10/2014 on retard forum +2
#9247085 - We sat next to each other on the bus  [+] (2 new replies) 07/10/2014 on retard forum +3
User avatar #9247088 - kilroydotexe (07/10/2014) [-]
I haven't been in a bus in forever
User avatar #9247092 - Zaxplab (07/10/2014) [-]
you men are all the same
#9247073 - I didnt even want to date you anyway  [+] (4 new replies) 07/10/2014 on retard forum +2
User avatar #9247075 - kilroydotexe (07/10/2014) [-]
I don't even know you
#9247085 - Zaxplab (07/10/2014) [-]
We sat next to each other on the bus
User avatar #9247088 - kilroydotexe (07/10/2014) [-]
I haven't been in a bus in forever
User avatar #9247092 - Zaxplab (07/10/2014) [-]
you men are all the same
#11 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 07/10/2014 on I think we owe this man an... +142
#23 - jaegarbombastic (07/10/2014) [-]
#54 - davidiskickin (07/10/2014) [-]
nice username tho
#23 - Elephant at the table. What caused it?  [+] (4 new replies) 07/10/2014 on Jump on the Cart thingy +1
User avatar #26 - usarmyexplain (07/10/2014) [-]
False PTSD claims.
#107 - sharknik (07/10/2014) [-]
Fukken Hoo-ah m8
#74 - sciencexplain (07/10/2014) [-]
You sure are one of the family alright.

-S
#37 - sjrigney (07/10/2014) [-]
#2 - Wear one wrong colored T-shirt and you're gonna be found in yo… 07/10/2014 on Suprise! +1
#18 - Yeah dude, it was really tough. My body was shut…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/10/2014 on Coloured Text 0
#19 - KevinPutt (07/10/2014) [-]
You bastard, I was actually worried reading that
Also, I hope you don't feel regrets on deleting your accounts
#16 - This feels waiting on an organ donor all over again.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/10/2014 on Coloured Text 0
User avatar #17 - KevinPutt (07/10/2014) [-]
Never seen somebody compare waiting for thumbs to waiting for an organ donor
did you actually have to wait for an organ donor?
User avatar #18 - Zaxplab (07/10/2014) [-]
Yeah dude, it was really tough.


My body was shutting down, I nearly fell into a coma, the doctors even told me at one point that I only had 24 hours to live. I had to write a will as to what to do with all my stuff. I started going through all my accounts, giving stuff away, deleting them, saying my goodbyes, etc. I was actually on this site when the doctor came in with the good news. He said that a donor came in at the last second with the fifteen thumbs that I needed to live, and that I was going to be okay!
#19 - KevinPutt (07/10/2014) [-]
You bastard, I was actually worried reading that
Also, I hope you don't feel regrets on deleting your accounts
#14 - Yer doing a good thing, man!  [+] (5 new replies) 07/10/2014 on Coloured Text 0
User avatar #15 - KevinPutt (07/10/2014) [-]
only 13 left to go
User avatar #16 - Zaxplab (07/10/2014) [-]
This feels waiting on an organ donor all over again.
User avatar #17 - KevinPutt (07/10/2014) [-]
Never seen somebody compare waiting for thumbs to waiting for an organ donor
did you actually have to wait for an organ donor?
User avatar #18 - Zaxplab (07/10/2014) [-]
Yeah dude, it was really tough.


My body was shutting down, I nearly fell into a coma, the doctors even told me at one point that I only had 24 hours to live. I had to write a will as to what to do with all my stuff. I started going through all my accounts, giving stuff away, deleting them, saying my goodbyes, etc. I was actually on this site when the doctor came in with the good news. He said that a donor came in at the last second with the fifteen thumbs that I needed to live, and that I was going to be okay!
#19 - KevinPutt (07/10/2014) [-]
You bastard, I was actually worried reading that
Also, I hope you don't feel regrets on deleting your accounts
#12 - Put it on a golden pan so I can not enjoy it on the o… 07/10/2014 on Panact 0
#3 - I had to re-read chapter 59 three times. I couldn't focus on t…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/10/2014 on SNK chapter 60 spoilers legit +7
#8 - megashot (07/10/2014) [-]
very nice job on spoilers there
#7 - micekill (07/10/2014) [-]
jean is best janbo
#232 - I banged my best friend because I had to. 07/10/2014 on Please Share +1
#8 - I recently had a comment make it to 485. I was ******* …  [+] (7 new replies) 07/10/2014 on Coloured Text 0
User avatar #13 - KevinPutt (07/10/2014) [-]
if you link to it i'll thumb it up... is it possible that if it still gets to 500 it would count? im sure others would help too.
User avatar #14 - Zaxplab (07/10/2014) [-]



Yer doing a good thing, man!
User avatar #15 - KevinPutt (07/10/2014) [-]
only 13 left to go
User avatar #16 - Zaxplab (07/10/2014) [-]
This feels waiting on an organ donor all over again.
User avatar #17 - KevinPutt (07/10/2014) [-]
Never seen somebody compare waiting for thumbs to waiting for an organ donor
did you actually have to wait for an organ donor?
User avatar #18 - Zaxplab (07/10/2014) [-]
Yeah dude, it was really tough.


My body was shutting down, I nearly fell into a coma, the doctors even told me at one point that I only had 24 hours to live. I had to write a will as to what to do with all my stuff. I started going through all my accounts, giving stuff away, deleting them, saying my goodbyes, etc. I was actually on this site when the doctor came in with the good news. He said that a donor came in at the last second with the fifteen thumbs that I needed to live, and that I was going to be okay!
#19 - KevinPutt (07/10/2014) [-]
You bastard, I was actually worried reading that
Also, I hope you don't feel regrets on deleting your accounts
#1 - yeah, that just about sums it up 07/10/2014 on Bewty +5
#340 - Good thing they didn't check my anal cavity for a car 07/10/2014 on fj prison 0
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#271 - miia ONLINE (08/14/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#274 to #273 - Zaxplab (08/17/2014) [-]
I really should play minecraft again. Shame people mostly think it's for autists and young kids now ): I remember when it was the hottest 						****					 on FJ
I really should play minecraft again. Shame people mostly think it's for autists and young kids now ): I remember when it was the hottest **** on FJ
#275 to #274 - miia ONLINE (08/17/2014) [-]
i just cant find it fun anymore after building a shelter
i just cant find it fun anymore after building a shelter
#276 to #275 - Zaxplab (08/17/2014) [-]
I find it fun with little mods. Building a shelter, gathering ocelots/wolves, then playing with some mods.

I would recommend Clay Soldiers. ****** so much fun
#277 to #276 - miia ONLINE (08/17/2014) [-]
i would recommend neko girls
#278 to #277 - Zaxplab (08/17/2014) [-]
I would reccomend elf girls
#279 to #278 - miia ONLINE (08/17/2014) [-]
dont shoot me
User avatar #270 - krnboy (08/04/2014) [-]
hi, do you have sauce to the farangdingdong girl that you posted?
User avatar #268 - fistoftheaxis (07/24/2014) [-]
Umm, hi. Do you have the source to those Ahri gifs you posted in the Hentai board?
User avatar #269 to #268 - Zaxplab (07/24/2014) [-]
Leage of Charms. I think they're made by Shadman, but not sure.
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