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Zaxplab

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Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:11/09/2010
Last Login:5/22/2015
Location:Murica
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#2 - There's no way those slaves could have teeth that shiny.  [+] (21 new replies) 05/06/2015 on "why do we even need to... +582
#66 - anonymous (05/06/2015) [-]
Most slaves had great teeth. When slave owners would go to buy new slaves, they would check the teeth because good teeth meant they were in good health.
User avatar #64 - malhaloc (05/06/2015) [-]
Tooth decay didn't start becoming rampant until around the time agriculture started being used and food was always plentiful. A proper diet, and I mean a proper diet according to what our ancestors would have eaten, not this Food Pyramid bullshit, will keep your teeth nice and white.
#43 - anonymous (05/06/2015) [-]
well your dumbass
#133 - actofwar (05/07/2015) [-]
*you're a Unless you were trying to say something about his ass but stopped short...
#36 - skymochi (05/06/2015) [-]
They can because they live off a diet with next to no sugar. Like the people you see in Africa that also have very white teeth, they live off the bare minimum to survive. (Tends to just be wheat and grain)

Slaves and starving africans don't have fizzy drinks to live off of so their teeth don't rot. They don't have the chance to smoke or take drugs, therefore there is nothing there at all to ruin them.
#30 - fuzzysixx (05/06/2015) [-]
>Slave's FW
User avatar #10 - twentytwelve (05/06/2015) [-]
I was going to say baby teeth but that would look weird as all fuck, but what if some slaves were dentally insured for the sole purpose of being tooth donors?
#6 - arikel (05/06/2015) [-]
True, black people usually only appear to have white teeth because of the contrast to their dirty looking skin.
#44 - anonymous (05/06/2015) [-]
Dirty skin? LAMao so says rash face.
#87 - anonymous (05/06/2015) [-]
shit skin mad.
User avatar #11 - wellimnotsure (05/06/2015) [-]
"dirty skin" you dont need to be PC here.
#3 - Sperit (05/06/2015) [-]
have you seen a niggas teeth?
they whiter than old dog shit
#19 - anonymous (05/06/2015) [-]
Because of contrast, dude
#5 - anonymous (05/06/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image** Its the black to white ratio. The blacker the negro the whiter the teeth appear.
#46 - niggymon has deleted their comment.
#4 - Zaxplab (05/06/2015) [-]
absolutely shameful.
User avatar #121 - nigeltheoutlaw (05/07/2015) [-]
Lol, source not the song, I know it's from Fairly Oddparents ? Also that girl's face is identical to the boys.
User avatar #135 - theiceknight (05/07/2015) [-]
its a newer anime that came out called is it wrong to try to pick up girls in a dungeon? from what ive seen its a good show despite its name.
User avatar #105 - afjhahsdsl (05/06/2015) [-]
Thank you, I really needed this.
User avatar #23 - nocturnalemission (05/06/2015) [-]
I make sure to play this every time I see it, it's really satisfying.
#32 - boomerpyro (05/06/2015) [-]
http://hestia.dance/?hc_location=ufi
#5 - I ship YV and Bill.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/06/2015 on evil +9
#10 - Omegaeghas (05/06/2015) [-]
#verifyvenuz
User avatar #7 - tenaciouslee (05/06/2015) [-]
Nuclear Throne mentioned, swell with "Alright, this will be pretty eas-- FUCK."
#12 - It's the Jesus Warrior! 05/06/2015 on politically correct 0
#2 - I would have done a little dance for those officers. Let them … 05/06/2015 on Airport +1
#4 - Fire on the mountains, run boy run! 05/06/2015 on sick burns 0
#10 - Solid Snake is about to retire with Metal Gear 5, no? If that'… 05/06/2015 on Attack on Titan Comp 0
#56 - also source?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/06/2015 on Favourite Yuri Pairing 0
User avatar #57 - shinigamigod (05/06/2015) [-]
Fate/kaleid liner Prisma☆Illya is the anime, the kiss is in season 2, the dance is in the season 1 OVA
#54 - Oh. whew. So she didn't die.  [+] (3 new replies) 05/06/2015 on Favourite Yuri Pairing 0
#55 - shinigamigod (05/06/2015) [-]
She's doing just fine.
User avatar #56 - Zaxplab (05/06/2015) [-]
also source?
User avatar #57 - shinigamigod (05/06/2015) [-]
Fate/kaleid liner Prisma☆Illya is the anime, the kiss is in season 2, the dance is in the season 1 OVA
#27 - Cable BSDM 05/06/2015 on Cable pr0n compilation 0
#51 - Please man, I need an answer. I've masturbated to this.  [+] (5 new replies) 05/06/2015 on Favourite Yuri Pairing 0
User avatar #53 - shinigamigod (05/06/2015) [-]
Miyu (Black haired girl) is basically in love with the main character Illyasviel.
The one kissing her, is basically the evil twin of Illyasviel.
The evil twin of Illyasviel absorbs magical energy from people by kissing them.
Miyu was drained of her energy but was also kissed by the mirror image of the person she is infatuated with.
Thus she passes out in pure bliss and exhaustion.
User avatar #54 - Zaxplab (05/06/2015) [-]
Oh. whew. So she didn't die.
#55 - shinigamigod (05/06/2015) [-]
She's doing just fine.
User avatar #56 - Zaxplab (05/06/2015) [-]
also source?
User avatar #57 - shinigamigod (05/06/2015) [-]
Fate/kaleid liner Prisma☆Illya is the anime, the kiss is in season 2, the dance is in the season 1 OVA
#50 - Oh, so brunette girl......?  [+] (6 new replies) 05/06/2015 on Favourite Yuri Pairing 0
User avatar #51 - Zaxplab (05/06/2015) [-]
Please man, I need an answer. I've masturbated to this.
User avatar #53 - shinigamigod (05/06/2015) [-]
Miyu (Black haired girl) is basically in love with the main character Illyasviel.
The one kissing her, is basically the evil twin of Illyasviel.
The evil twin of Illyasviel absorbs magical energy from people by kissing them.
Miyu was drained of her energy but was also kissed by the mirror image of the person she is infatuated with.
Thus she passes out in pure bliss and exhaustion.
User avatar #54 - Zaxplab (05/06/2015) [-]
Oh. whew. So she didn't die.
#55 - shinigamigod (05/06/2015) [-]
She's doing just fine.
User avatar #56 - Zaxplab (05/06/2015) [-]
also source?
User avatar #57 - shinigamigod (05/06/2015) [-]
Fate/kaleid liner Prisma☆Illya is the anime, the kiss is in season 2, the dance is in the season 1 OVA
#48 - Was the tongue action so hot she died? Or......  [+] (8 new replies) 05/06/2015 on Favourite Yuri Pairing 0
User avatar #49 - tomokowatamote (05/06/2015) [-]
red clothes girl is succubus i think
User avatar #50 - Zaxplab (05/06/2015) [-]
Oh, so brunette girl......?
User avatar #51 - Zaxplab (05/06/2015) [-]
Please man, I need an answer. I've masturbated to this.
User avatar #53 - shinigamigod (05/06/2015) [-]
Miyu (Black haired girl) is basically in love with the main character Illyasviel.
The one kissing her, is basically the evil twin of Illyasviel.
The evil twin of Illyasviel absorbs magical energy from people by kissing them.
Miyu was drained of her energy but was also kissed by the mirror image of the person she is infatuated with.
Thus she passes out in pure bliss and exhaustion.
User avatar #54 - Zaxplab (05/06/2015) [-]
Oh. whew. So she didn't die.
#55 - shinigamigod (05/06/2015) [-]
She's doing just fine.
User avatar #56 - Zaxplab (05/06/2015) [-]
also source?
User avatar #57 - shinigamigod (05/06/2015) [-]
Fate/kaleid liner Prisma☆Illya is the anime, the kiss is in season 2, the dance is in the season 1 OVA
#3 - It's a Great Canadian Big Fat Son-of-a-bitch!  [+] (8 new replies) 05/06/2015 on Fuck that's a fat cat +155
#31 - hkkkkkk (05/07/2015) [-]
it will always be too soon
#26 - dcmp (05/07/2015) [-]
that was fucking great
User avatar #24 - zonryu (05/06/2015) [-]
kek'd
User avatar #22 - aadenoto (05/06/2015) [-]
Dear god that accent was terrible.
#14 - castics (05/06/2015) [-]
majestic
User avatar #11 - herptyderpies (05/06/2015) [-]
and here he is taking a great canadian big fat shit!
User avatar #9 - gittons (05/06/2015) [-]
holy fucking shit that was funny.
#5 - xelx (05/06/2015) [-]
dat music
#3 - Legend has it that he was Johnny's ancestor, and the first man… 05/06/2015 on amusing +38
#37 - She looks ashamed to be with this guy.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/06/2015 on Change +10
User avatar #38 - darthdingo (05/06/2015) [-]
Yeah, well, she already has a wife. I guess that might be why.
#67 - "Should two flowers be useless, take pretty over poison." 05/05/2015 on Autism starter pack 0
#78 - I gotta give it to those terrorists though. They were really b…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/05/2015 on When you mess with Texas +2
User avatar #106 - shamrooney (05/05/2015) [-]
stupidity =/= bravery
#47 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 05/05/2015 on good +4
User avatar #54 - austinrocket (05/05/2015) [-]
I still gave you a thumb though
User avatar #53 - austinrocket (05/05/2015) [-]
Nicholas content does not belong here.
#48 - kaboomz (05/05/2015) [-]
dat webm
#2 - Picture 05/05/2015 on making a point.. +127
#3 - "Stand back, dear. There's some tough ****** scien… 05/05/2015 on Bill Nye +160
#105923 - sounds purdy.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/04/2015 on Religion Board +1
User avatar #105924 - unforgivenfive (05/04/2015) [-]
people can see it apparently. and apparently it is really pretty.
#105921 - I dont even know what this whole aura thing is.  [+] (3 new replies) 05/04/2015 on Religion Board 0
User avatar #105922 - unforgivenfive (05/04/2015) [-]
its some rainbow colored barrier that new age people think surrounds everything. and depending on how your chakras are aligned. or how the energy is manifested, it changes color. so if your a naturally angry person you have a red aura. or if your creative you have a blue aura, or if you are focused on your spirituality you aura is a bright white.
User avatar #105923 - Zaxplab (05/04/2015) [-]
sounds purdy.
User avatar #105924 - unforgivenfive (05/04/2015) [-]
people can see it apparently. and apparently it is really pretty.
#105919 - You haven't truly reached euph-aura yet.  [+] (9 new replies) 05/04/2015 on Religion Board 0
User avatar #105920 - unforgivenfive (05/04/2015) [-]
aura are a new age thing doe.

I thought atheists we're against any stupid shit like that.
#105927 - holyfool (05/04/2015) [-]
An "aura" is the light of the holy spirit upon you, yet schizophrenic new agers think it has something to do with their own subconscious delusion through something they read on the internet.
User avatar #105940 - unforgivenfive (05/05/2015) [-]
Answer my second triva question damnit. it was mainly meant for you
User avatar #105941 - holyfool (05/05/2015) [-]
Eh, what question?
User avatar #105921 - Zaxplab (05/04/2015) [-]
I dont even know what this whole aura thing is.
User avatar #105922 - unforgivenfive (05/04/2015) [-]
its some rainbow colored barrier that new age people think surrounds everything. and depending on how your chakras are aligned. or how the energy is manifested, it changes color. so if your a naturally angry person you have a red aura. or if your creative you have a blue aura, or if you are focused on your spirituality you aura is a bright white.
User avatar #105923 - Zaxplab (05/04/2015) [-]
sounds purdy.
User avatar #105924 - unforgivenfive (05/04/2015) [-]
people can see it apparently. and apparently it is really pretty.
#105917 - It casts a beautiful fed-aura  [+] (11 new replies) 05/04/2015 on Religion Board +1
User avatar #105918 - unforgivenfive (05/04/2015) [-]
aura's don't belong in my euphoria jackass
User avatar #105919 - Zaxplab (05/04/2015) [-]
You haven't truly reached euph-aura yet.
User avatar #105920 - unforgivenfive (05/04/2015) [-]
aura are a new age thing doe.

I thought atheists we're against any stupid shit like that.
#105927 - holyfool (05/04/2015) [-]
An "aura" is the light of the holy spirit upon you, yet schizophrenic new agers think it has something to do with their own subconscious delusion through something they read on the internet.
User avatar #105940 - unforgivenfive (05/05/2015) [-]
Answer my second triva question damnit. it was mainly meant for you
User avatar #105941 - holyfool (05/05/2015) [-]
Eh, what question?
User avatar #105921 - Zaxplab (05/04/2015) [-]
I dont even know what this whole aura thing is.
User avatar #105922 - unforgivenfive (05/04/2015) [-]
its some rainbow colored barrier that new age people think surrounds everything. and depending on how your chakras are aligned. or how the energy is manifested, it changes color. so if your a naturally angry person you have a red aura. or if your creative you have a blue aura, or if you are focused on your spirituality you aura is a bright white.
User avatar #105923 - Zaxplab (05/04/2015) [-]
sounds purdy.
User avatar #105924 - unforgivenfive (05/04/2015) [-]
people can see it apparently. and apparently it is really pretty.
#45 - Legally, man. Silencers would imply that it completely negates…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/04/2015 on gta 5 +20
User avatar #63 - Zyklone (05/04/2015) [-]
go back to /k/
#46 - anonymous (05/04/2015) [-]
Sounds like a complaint
#49 - walkeraw (05/04/2015) [-]

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#344 - Zaxplab (05/14/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #343 - syrianassassinsoul (05/13/2015) [-]
porn is not kosher
User avatar #341 to #340 - Zaxplab (05/04/2015) [-]
Wads dat sbell? BENIS DD
User avatar #335 - Zaxplab (04/24/2015) [-]
That's exactly what he ******* did
#290 - itskennyandjosh ONLINE (03/12/2015) [-]
Thank you for up voting everyone.
User avatar #289 - Zaxplab (01/31/2015) [-]
**Zaxplab used "*roll 2, 1-20*"**
**Zaxplab rolls 17**
**Zaxplab rolls 19**
#282 - userexposer (11/12/2014) [-]
From a friend.
User avatar #283 to #282 - Zaxplab (11/12/2014) [-]
You'll be limp one day too, young man.
#286 to #283 - fulgrimventris (11/12/2014) [-]
"My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard..."
#287 to #286 - Zaxplab (11/12/2014) [-]
oh lord those titties
oh lord those titties
User avatar #285 to #283 - fulgrimventris (11/12/2014) [-]
i had nothing to do with this.
User avatar #333 to #284 - davidavidson (04/09/2015) [-]
Hahahahahahhahahaahah

**** , if only I could thumb u up
#271 - miia ONLINE (08/14/2014) [-]
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#274 to #273 - Zaxplab (08/17/2014) [-]
I really should play minecraft again. Shame people mostly think it's for autists and young kids now ): I remember when it was the hottest 			****		 on FJ
I really should play minecraft again. Shame people mostly think it's for autists and young kids now ): I remember when it was the hottest **** on FJ
#275 to #274 - miia ONLINE (08/17/2014) [-]
i just cant find it fun anymore after building a shelter
i just cant find it fun anymore after building a shelter
#276 to #275 - Zaxplab (08/17/2014) [-]
I find it fun with little mods. Building a shelter, gathering ocelots/wolves, then playing with some mods.

I would recommend Clay Soldiers. ****** so much fun
#277 to #276 - miia ONLINE (08/17/2014) [-]
i would recommend neko girls
#278 to #277 - Zaxplab (08/17/2014) [-]
I would reccomend elf girls
User avatar #280 to #278 - miia ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
so are you going to shoot or what
User avatar #281 to #280 - Zaxplab (09/03/2014) [-]
you asked for forgivness so it's cool.
#279 to #278 - miia ONLINE (08/17/2014) [-]
dont shoot me
User avatar #270 - krnboy (08/04/2014) [-]
hi, do you have sauce to the farangdingdong girl that you posted?
User avatar #268 - fistoftheaxis (07/24/2014) [-]
Umm, hi. Do you have the source to those Ahri gifs you posted in the Hentai board?
User avatar #269 to #268 - Zaxplab (07/24/2014) [-]
Leage of Charms. I think they're made by Shadman, but not sure.
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