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Zaxplab

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Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:11/09/2010
Last Login:5/24/2015
Location:Murica
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Content Ranking:#783
Comment Ranking:#50
Highest Content Rank:#785
Highest Comment Rank:#52
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Total Comments Made:10696
FJ Points:36819
Favorite Tags: scotland (2) | Wales (2)

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#50 - Last night, I had a dream that I tore my dick tip off while fa…  [+] (12 new replies) 05/12/2015 on How do boys dry their ducks +147
#194 - Mesmus (05/12/2015) [-]
#164 - anonymous (05/12/2015) [-]
"nearly"
User avatar #153 - fuckyouthatswhy (05/12/2015) [-]
must've been one intense fapping
User avatar #125 - jellyman (05/12/2015) [-]
When I was 7 I had a dream that my dick was a size of a tenth and a shape of a pretzel. Soul Calibur was playing in the background and my black friend Dennis looked and laughed. Weirdest dream I ever had
User avatar #127 - jellyman (05/12/2015) [-]
tent*
#116 - anonymous (05/12/2015) [-]
Man I've had a couple dreams like that, scary as fuck.
#114 - landartheconqueror (05/12/2015) [-]
obviously a message from God
#111 - skeletorexplains (05/12/2015) [-]
So you were the man across the tub.
#66 - meanyus (05/12/2015) [-]
At least it's only a near-fear.
User avatar #55 - tenaciouslee (05/12/2015) [-]
How would such a dream go?

You're whacking, suddenly your dick goes numb, and you look down and it's just laying in your hand?
User avatar #110 - IHaveADHD (05/12/2015) [-]
I once had a dream where I could suck my own dick, then I started going hard then I tasted blood and I had sucked on my dick for so long it was all pale and bleeding, I woke up panic'd
User avatar #115 - tenaciouslee (05/12/2015) [-]
If you sucked your dick for such a length that it was pale and bleeding, you sucked your dick literally dry.
#2 - *rioting imminent* 05/12/2015 on Stood his ground +3
#54 - They probably caught her when the ceiling started leaking on a…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/12/2015 on Poor Anne she cant shekel... +4
User avatar #60 - dasbrot (05/12/2015) [-]
I know it's a euphemism for something, but what?
User avatar #62 - frankwest (05/12/2015) [-]
She wet nigga
#55 - blokrokker (05/12/2015) [-]
#42 - It's a lure mechanism. You try to pet it, then he fills your v…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/11/2015 on Rattlesnake in Slow Motion 0
User avatar #51 - kandazz (05/11/2015) [-]
This is a totes true fact about rattlesnakes and everyone should believe this.
#5 - You're treading a dangerous path with that title. 05/11/2015 on Republicans +16
#68 - who is that?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/11/2015 on Crimea riva 0
User avatar #70 - penelo (05/11/2015) [-]
That would be Gearboy
#1 - Source on the first song?  [+] (2 new replies) 05/11/2015 on Die Magische Zauberflöte +2
#4 - jasohazard (05/11/2015) [-]
Here you go.
User avatar #3 - drstep (05/11/2015) [-]
https://youtube.com/devicesupport

Neophyte & The Viper - I am Phoenix
#107240 - "The Hunt begins at dawn"  [+] (1 new reply) 05/11/2015 on Religion Board +3
#107241 - syrianassassinsoul (05/11/2015) [-]
OY VEY

MUH SHEKELS RUNNING AWAY!
#107238 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 05/11/2015 on Religion Board +3
#107239 - syrianassassinsoul (05/11/2015) [-]
#107240 - Zaxplab (05/11/2015) [-]
"The Hunt begins at dawn"
#107241 - syrianassassinsoul (05/11/2015) [-]
OY VEY

MUH SHEKELS RUNNING AWAY!
#107237 - Because they're never suffered the loss of 600,000,000 people. 05/11/2015 on Religion Board +2
#6 - I wish that game still had players.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/11/2015 on The debacles of lyrical... +2
#8 - newdevyx (05/11/2015) [-]
Well, the Moon is empty anyway.
#1 - The Irish have the most magical accents. 05/11/2015 on Soup. +10
#4 - I so want those guys in Smash 4. 05/11/2015 on Battletoads +8
#23 - #verifyvenuz 05/11/2015 on I C U +1
#44 - There, you can have the entire thing stuck in your head. 05/10/2015 on lcds +3
#2 - John Cena just lock stick inside of box. Now stick cannot escape.  [+] (4 new replies) 05/10/2015 on Stick always win 0
User avatar #3 - wcpapier (05/10/2015) [-]
now stick has protection of box and will be harder to destroy

stick wins
User avatar #5 - semilunarknight (05/10/2015) [-]
But what if Cena opens the box?
User avatar #8 - wcpapier (05/10/2015) [-]
well then we are back to the original problem
User avatar #7 - lupusluzulu (05/10/2015) [-]
Less heavy armor means stick can move faster
#5 - No one who has ever posed with a bottle of Jack Daniels knows … 05/10/2015 on I got 99 problems and... 0
#7 - MaDonal My TADO's! What a wonderful phrase! 05/10/2015 on Signs +3
#6 - HE'S NOT EVEN A CUTE TRAP!  [+] (2 new replies) 05/10/2015 on Like a Ninja 0
User avatar #28 - crutos (05/10/2015) [-]
"DUURKSAITEHT!!!"
User avatar #7 - actinglead (05/10/2015) [-]
Its not a trap, its a drag queen, aint suppose to be cute
#4 - What's that lady's name?  [+] (5 new replies) 05/10/2015 on Like a Ninja +1
User avatar #10 - idyota (05/10/2015) [-]
Darienne lake
User avatar #5 - actinglead (05/10/2015) [-]
Sorry to say, but that aint a lady
#6 - Zaxplab (05/10/2015) [-]
HE'S NOT EVEN A CUTE TRAP!
User avatar #28 - crutos (05/10/2015) [-]
"DUURKSAITEHT!!!"
User avatar #7 - actinglead (05/10/2015) [-]
Its not a trap, its a drag queen, aint suppose to be cute
#15 - Are schools free in china? I mean, don't tell me that they spe…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/10/2015 on This is what friends are for +1
User avatar #79 - wimwam (05/10/2015) [-]
Yes they are free, no they are probably not too poor to afford one, but who knows whether the school is wheelchair accessible
#18 - FLORIDA MAAAAN! 05/10/2015 on Polish man does it all +1
#13 - Picture 05/10/2015 on That Laugh! +17
#8 - I don't mean to sound cynical, but.... Why wouldn't he j…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/10/2015 on This is what friends are for +2
User avatar #14 - kristovsky (05/10/2015) [-]
Probably because they are poor Chinese and can't get hold of one, I don't think it's just that they didn't think to use one.
User avatar #15 - Zaxplab (05/10/2015) [-]
Are schools free in china? I mean, don't tell me that they spend %100 all of their cash sending him to school.
User avatar #79 - wimwam (05/10/2015) [-]
Yes they are free, no they are probably not too poor to afford one, but who knows whether the school is wheelchair accessible
User avatar #10 - gthelurker (05/10/2015) [-]
I believe that is the condition where all your muscles are continously decaying or weakening at a rate faster than youd be able to build it. I could be wrong. I think some of the guys here might have the repost of where one kid decided to never take any help and attempted to stay strong while the same happened to him.
#45 - anbis (05/10/2015) [-]
I believe its other genetic disorder, because of shortened lifespan and that he is male its probably Dushenne muscle dystrophy. It's a x chromosome recessive desease where all damaged muscle fibers are replaced with conective tissue, in other words his muscles cant heal after traumas and he reason of death is mostly because of suffocation.
User avatar #9 - fitemeirlbro (05/10/2015) [-]
He already has a human wheelchair or he can't afford one
#134 - >every single person in this comments section 05/10/2015 on Daily reminders +3

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#344 - Zaxplab (05/14/2015) [-]
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User avatar #343 - syrianassassinsoul (05/13/2015) [-]
porn is not kosher
User avatar #341 to #340 - Zaxplab (05/04/2015) [-]
Wads dat sbell? BENIS DD
User avatar #335 - Zaxplab (04/24/2015) [-]
That's exactly what he ******* did
#290 - itskennyandjosh ONLINE (03/12/2015) [-]
Thank you for up voting everyone.
User avatar #289 - Zaxplab (01/31/2015) [-]
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#282 - userexposer (11/12/2014) [-]
From a friend.
User avatar #283 to #282 - Zaxplab (11/12/2014) [-]
You'll be limp one day too, young man.
#286 to #283 - fulgrimventris (11/12/2014) [-]
"My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard..."
#287 to #286 - Zaxplab (11/12/2014) [-]
oh lord those titties
oh lord those titties
User avatar #285 to #283 - fulgrimventris (11/12/2014) [-]
i had nothing to do with this.
User avatar #333 to #284 - davidavidson (04/09/2015) [-]
Hahahahahahhahahaahah

**** , if only I could thumb u up
#271 - miia ONLINE (08/14/2014) [-]
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#274 to #273 - Zaxplab (08/17/2014) [-]
I really should play minecraft again. Shame people mostly think it's for autists and young kids now ): I remember when it was the hottest 			****		 on FJ
I really should play minecraft again. Shame people mostly think it's for autists and young kids now ): I remember when it was the hottest **** on FJ
#275 to #274 - miia ONLINE (08/17/2014) [-]
i just cant find it fun anymore after building a shelter
i just cant find it fun anymore after building a shelter
#276 to #275 - Zaxplab (08/17/2014) [-]
I find it fun with little mods. Building a shelter, gathering ocelots/wolves, then playing with some mods.

I would recommend Clay Soldiers. ****** so much fun
#277 to #276 - miia ONLINE (08/17/2014) [-]
i would recommend neko girls
#278 to #277 - Zaxplab (08/17/2014) [-]
I would reccomend elf girls
User avatar #280 to #278 - miia ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
so are you going to shoot or what
User avatar #281 to #280 - Zaxplab (09/03/2014) [-]
you asked for forgivness so it's cool.
#279 to #278 - miia ONLINE (08/17/2014) [-]
dont shoot me
User avatar #270 - krnboy (08/04/2014) [-]
hi, do you have sauce to the farangdingdong girl that you posted?
User avatar #268 - fistoftheaxis (07/24/2014) [-]
Umm, hi. Do you have the source to those Ahri gifs you posted in the Hentai board?
User avatar #269 to #268 - Zaxplab (07/24/2014) [-]
Leage of Charms. I think they're made by Shadman, but not sure.
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