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Date Signed Up:11/09/2010
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#51 - ...at least we're cooler than tumblr? right? right? …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/22/2014 on Fj right now +3
#93 - rebjar (09/22/2014) [-]
implying tumblr can be more cooler than anything
#54 - can you esplain it to me?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/22/2014 on When you forget to click anon +1
User avatar #55 - GrimTheRealReaper (09/22/2014) [-]
He's saying it like he's a bad ass and such, and because of the content it means he is supposed to be anon. The content is about forgetting to post as anon, so he purposefully acts as if this is what he did.
#14 - pardon?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/21/2014 on test 0
User avatar #17 - rollmeanddie (09/21/2014) [-]
Never mind it seems you posted on this one before I posted on the other one.

Go about your business.
#120 - They just wanted to tell another story with claptrap and Jack.… 09/21/2014 on MMO feels +2
#102 - What I got from your argument is that if they called it "…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/21/2014 on MMO feels +2
User avatar #114 - bothemastaofall (09/21/2014) [-]
Let me put it this way: Why aren't they making Borderlands 3? There's nothing that needs clarifying, and anything that does could easily just be done away with a little foot note. For example, if Athena plays a huge role in BL3, her past interaction with Jack could easily be shown with a cutscene or little dialogue that states "I was on the moon, and Jack was an asshole".
That's the problem with prequels; They never need to be made.

Side note: Halo actually did need a prequel, but not that one. Master Chief has no character or backstory shown in the main games. A game about the hell he and the other actually cool Spartan II's went through would have been awesome. But no, Bungie decided to not pull from a cast of actually cool Spartans, and decided to throw away a story they already considered cannon.
User avatar #120 - Zaxplab (09/21/2014) [-]
They just wanted to tell another story with claptrap and Jack. Jack, Wilhelm, and... sheriff lady, I dont remember died in BL2, and they wanted to elaborate on their characters a bit more.
#100 - If they revamped the story and called it "3" you'd b…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/21/2014 on MMO feels +2
User avatar #101 - bothemastaofall (09/21/2014) [-]
What do you mean revamped the story?
#102 - Zaxplab (09/21/2014) [-]
What I got from your argument is that if they called it "3" you'd be fine. You can't judge a game ONLY by it's place in the timeline. Even if it's more of borderlands 2, that doesnt make it bad. It just means we get more borderlands 2.
User avatar #114 - bothemastaofall (09/21/2014) [-]
Let me put it this way: Why aren't they making Borderlands 3? There's nothing that needs clarifying, and anything that does could easily just be done away with a little foot note. For example, if Athena plays a huge role in BL3, her past interaction with Jack could easily be shown with a cutscene or little dialogue that states "I was on the moon, and Jack was an asshole".
That's the problem with prequels; They never need to be made.

Side note: Halo actually did need a prequel, but not that one. Master Chief has no character or backstory shown in the main games. A game about the hell he and the other actually cool Spartan II's went through would have been awesome. But no, Bungie decided to not pull from a cast of actually cool Spartans, and decided to throw away a story they already considered cannon.
User avatar #120 - Zaxplab (09/21/2014) [-]
They just wanted to tell another story with claptrap and Jack. Jack, Wilhelm, and... sheriff lady, I dont remember died in BL2, and they wanted to elaborate on their characters a bit more.
#1 - this was posted during weekend while you was away. 09/21/2014 on you're gonna need a bigger... +1
#96 - how do you know it's going to be ****** ? …  [+] (6 new replies) 09/21/2014 on MMO feels +2
User avatar #99 - bothemastaofall (09/21/2014) [-]
All prequels are shit. None of them are ever necessary for the story because the events were covered in the game/movie like Underworld or Gears Downfall, or in some other media, like Reach. At best you get a useless addition, at worst you get Reach.
User avatar #100 - Zaxplab (09/21/2014) [-]
If they revamped the story and called it "3" you'd be perfectly fine with it though
User avatar #101 - bothemastaofall (09/21/2014) [-]
What do you mean revamped the story?
#102 - Zaxplab (09/21/2014) [-]
What I got from your argument is that if they called it "3" you'd be fine. You can't judge a game ONLY by it's place in the timeline. Even if it's more of borderlands 2, that doesnt make it bad. It just means we get more borderlands 2.
User avatar #114 - bothemastaofall (09/21/2014) [-]
Let me put it this way: Why aren't they making Borderlands 3? There's nothing that needs clarifying, and anything that does could easily just be done away with a little foot note. For example, if Athena plays a huge role in BL3, her past interaction with Jack could easily be shown with a cutscene or little dialogue that states "I was on the moon, and Jack was an asshole".
That's the problem with prequels; They never need to be made.

Side note: Halo actually did need a prequel, but not that one. Master Chief has no character or backstory shown in the main games. A game about the hell he and the other actually cool Spartan II's went through would have been awesome. But no, Bungie decided to not pull from a cast of actually cool Spartans, and decided to throw away a story they already considered cannon.
User avatar #120 - Zaxplab (09/21/2014) [-]
They just wanted to tell another story with claptrap and Jack. Jack, Wilhelm, and... sheriff lady, I dont remember died in BL2, and they wanted to elaborate on their characters a bit more.
#79 - Check that out. It IS based hugely on the previous o…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/21/2014 on MMO feels +1
#83 - baditch (09/21/2014) [-]
k Now i need it..
#97 - Have any of you actually played her game? It plays li…  [+] (21 new replies) 09/21/2014 on silly Zoe, that's not a penis +11
#103 - kozdafunny (09/21/2014) [-]
It's just an electronic version of a make-your-own-story book, but with hyperlinks. Their definition of depression is wrong, too. The guy isn't depressed, he's introverted and has a pretty fucking good life. The real, down-to-earth definition of depression would be this:
"You know when you're a kid, and you're just sitting there playing with some blocks or something, and to your parents it looks like you're doing nothing really? But in reality, your mind is racing and you have all these adventures and you can do anything you want. Then, you grow up, and when you sit and play exactly like you used to, you can't imagine everything you want, and you're just left blank. Now imagine that with everything. That's real depression."

Their definition of depression is "I have an upper-middle class life and I don't like people. I'm so depressed! #FirstWorldProblems!"

But seriously, fuck her/it/she/xir/xhe/whatever the fuck those idiots say
User avatar #124 - stonetomcat (09/21/2014) [-]
>But seriously, fuck her
No, I would never fuck that ogre.
#175 - dannyxv (09/21/2014) [-]
How dare you insult the ogrelord
User avatar #176 - dannyxv (09/21/2014) [-]
Have some copypasta you blasphemous hog:
I was only 9 years old, I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies, I pray to Shrek every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given.
"Shrek is love" I say; "Shrek is life"
My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Shrek. I called him a cunt. He slaps me and sends me to sleep. I'm crying now, and my face hurts. i lay in bed and it's really cold. Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
It's Shrek. I am so happy. he whispers into my ear "This is my swamp." He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees. I'm ready.
I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek
He penetrates my butt-hole
It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek
I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
I push against his force
i want to please Shrek
He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
My dad walks in
Shrek looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all ogre now."
Shrek leaves through my window
Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
#126 - kozdafunny (09/21/2014) [-]
kek'd. May the thumb gods be in your favor.
User avatar #110 - azumeow (09/21/2014) [-]
Nooooo, he's pretty depressed. Constant lethargy, feelings of inadequacy, and a lack of desire to really do anything are classic signs of depression

You don't have to be a fucking Ethiopian orphan to be depressed, or poor, for that matter. There's more than one cause for depression.

Yeah, there are people with worse situations out there, but that doesn't mean he's not "actually" depressed.
User avatar #112 - kozdafunny (09/21/2014) [-]
To be depressed you need to be depressed. the main character of depression quest is not depressed, he's just some shitty creation of someone who doesn't know what depression is. I agree you don't need to be poor or an ethiope to be depressed, but you need a fucking reason, to be fair. His feelings of inadequacy are not even relevant, because his brother isn't even competing with him and it isn't affecting him in any way. His lack of motivation could be a sign of depression, but remember, the creator is translating what she thinks depression is. It's bullshit that needing a break from people or activities is depression.
User avatar #127 - meowman (09/21/2014) [-]
You don't need a reason to have depression. Sure you need a reason to be sad, but clinical depression is not something that has a reason. Its a psychological disorder that's caused by the release of certain chemicals in the brain in excess. Clinical depression is typically lifelong and is genetic. I can say all of this because I have actually been diagnosed with clinical depression and come from a family line of depression. Sure it can get better, but it never goes away unless you take medication
#130 - kozdafunny (09/21/2014) [-]
Wow, someone that can communicate logically! Definitely a good step from the other guy raging about my opinion. Alright, I see your point, so for making a sound argument instead of being a dickhead, you get a thumb and a mark twain picture/quote.
User avatar #131 - meowman (09/21/2014) [-]
Why are you so butthurt? I realize you're not mad at me, but you've got a shit ton of anger right now
User avatar #133 - kozdafunny (09/21/2014) [-]
And to top it off, I told him.
User avatar #132 - kozdafunny (09/21/2014) [-]
Some kid is telling me I don't understand depression when I was depressed for awhile. I'm not mad, I'm just so amazed he can be such a cunt.
User avatar #134 - meowman (09/21/2014) [-]
But going back to my argument, I don't think you were actually depressed. I know you were going through some relationship stuff and that's tough shit to go through and definitely takes a toll on your emotions, but you didn't just get depression from that. You got very sad. Depression has just become a term that's thrown around by everybody when they feel down in the dumps. I'm not trying to belittle what you went through. Trust me, I've been there and it sucks, but I don't think you had depression
User avatar #136 - kozdafunny (09/21/2014) [-]
All to their own, man. I went through shit I'm glad I got through, and I believe it was depression. I was writing at the time, so when it happened, I lost all motivation to write, or do anything related to my own interests. I just got done what needed to be then did nothing. Trust me, I tried to write again, but the words just didn't come out on the paper. No ideas would come up anymore, nothing. I would just stare blank and give up again.
User avatar #139 - meowman (09/21/2014) [-]
I'm not going to argue with you or try to analyze a situation that happened who knows when (at least I don't). You seem very firm on the idea and can't be swayed so its just whatever at this point
User avatar #113 - azumeow (09/21/2014) [-]
Yeah, you really don't understand depression. Kindly fuck yourself with a cactus.
#115 - kozdafunny (09/21/2014) [-]
Yeah, I think I do understand depression. I just don't think you understand how to wrap your head around actual human communication and not just insulting people because you agree with some bullshit Zoe Quinn made up.
User avatar #116 - azumeow (09/21/2014) [-]
Oh, then how long have you been depressed? Because half the time that's exactly what it's like.

Also, if you're not depressed, don't pretend to understand.
#118 - kozdafunny (09/21/2014) [-]
Luckily for me, I dug myself out of my own hole and fixed my depression. I was depressed for about a year and a half about some relationship shit I went through. Ruined me for awhile. And no, I could do things I needed to do, but I lost some motivation. I can still operate like a human fucking being despite being depressed, unlike some minor case of stress the main character of Zoe Quinn : WebMD Simulator went through.
User avatar #122 - azumeow (09/21/2014) [-]
Okay, yeah, no, you really don't understand how debilitating depression can get. Your case clearly wasn't all that severe, and that's great for you. But different people respond differently to stress, and not everybody is created equal. But I, and other people that I meant in the fucking mental hospital I had to go to to be treated, have been to the point where we didn't get out of bed some days.

And I don't get where you're getting the idea that the MC has a great life from. Yeah, he has a girlfriend. That comes with an entire other set of problems. His job? Right, that soul-crushingly boring thing that completely saps his energy through the day.

Also, a person's feelings of inadequacy have nothing to do with whether someone is actively competing with them. If they feel lesser than others, like they don't deserve people's time or they don't want to "ruin the mood", it's a sign and likely a part of that person's depression when expressed with other symptoms. Which the MC of Depression Quest most certainly has. Going through that, I felt like somebody else actually understood what life was like for the depressed, as did another close friend of mine who's severely depressed.

Say what you like, but there is literally no way you could convince me that the character isn't depressed.
#125 - kozdafunny (09/21/2014) [-]
Are you angered, friend? I feel like I might get triggered. Please cease your white, cis-male activities or I might need to call the interwebs police to arrest you for raping me. While male cis scum.

Just kidding, but seriously, don't rage so hard over my opinion of it. Also, my case and your case are completely different. I'm just chilling here and you came and started raging about my opinion of depression being wrong. In the future, I r8 ur h8 an 8/8, m8.
#5 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 09/21/2014 on Me +1
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#2 - icles  [+] (3 new replies) 09/21/2014 on test +2
User avatar #12 - rollmeanddie (09/21/2014) [-]
You copied me you motherfucker
User avatar #14 - Zaxplab (09/21/2014) [-]
pardon?
User avatar #17 - rollmeanddie (09/21/2014) [-]
Never mind it seems you posted on this one before I posted on the other one.

Go about your business.
#1 - But chris chan is an hero. 09/21/2014 on Just posted this +2
#88156 - I was wondering that too. If fate is pre-determined, and god k… 09/21/2014 on Religion Board 0
#13 - I wouldn't say I have PTSD, but I can no longer park my car ou… 09/21/2014 on Skip for funny, stay for... +1
#4 - oh god, that was ******* brilliant. 09/21/2014 on He Knows +4
#4 - His grandkids are going to read that one day.  [+] (7 new replies) 09/21/2014 on It's impossible! +79
User avatar #57 - toddingram (09/22/2014) [-]
-implying he'll have them
#42 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/21/2014) [-]
>implying he's gonna be able to get within 30 ft of a vagina after that
User avatar #28 - Soilwork (09/21/2014) [-]
"Grandpa, why were you such a faggot?"
#23 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/21/2014) [-]
>Implying that bronies will ever have intercourse or 40 year old virgin retards living in their mothers basement smelling of moldy cheese and mt dew will ever be fit for adoption.
User avatar #19 - huewut (09/21/2014) [-]
>brony
>grandkids

pick one
User avatar #11 - Spitfirex (09/21/2014) [-]
Grandkids. waifu pillows
#8 - grandemperorchaos (09/21/2014) [-]
Ha, grandkids right.
#9 - Admin's 2sexy4SJW 09/21/2014 on Relevence Senses...Tingling... +34
#3 - Comment deleted  [+] (5 new replies) 09/21/2014 on Alright, who did it +1
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#8 - Not proud enough, keep it up 09/21/2014 on Is Best Korea +20
#3 - who are you and how do you have red name/text?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/21/2014 on What do you want for... +2
#11 - victhree (09/21/2014) [-]
Maybe... maybe he's from the green FJ.

maybe he's such an old user that his username couldn't get any darker, so he transcended into red.
#2 - Dude, Halo Reach was probably the last game I ever felt real h…  [+] (32 new replies) 09/21/2014 on MMO feels +129
User avatar #185 - cubanwhiteman (09/21/2014) [-]
I was too hyped for Dark souls 2 to come out. Man was I disappoint.
#87 - bothemastaofall (09/21/2014) [-]
>getting hyped for obvious shitty prequels
video game industry fw
User avatar #96 - Zaxplab (09/21/2014) [-]
how do you know it's going to be shitty?

Because it's not league of legends or DOTA or some shit?
User avatar #99 - bothemastaofall (09/21/2014) [-]
All prequels are shit. None of them are ever necessary for the story because the events were covered in the game/movie like Underworld or Gears Downfall, or in some other media, like Reach. At best you get a useless addition, at worst you get Reach.
User avatar #100 - Zaxplab (09/21/2014) [-]
If they revamped the story and called it "3" you'd be perfectly fine with it though
User avatar #101 - bothemastaofall (09/21/2014) [-]
What do you mean revamped the story?
#102 - Zaxplab (09/21/2014) [-]
What I got from your argument is that if they called it "3" you'd be fine. You can't judge a game ONLY by it's place in the timeline. Even if it's more of borderlands 2, that doesnt make it bad. It just means we get more borderlands 2.
User avatar #114 - bothemastaofall (09/21/2014) [-]
Let me put it this way: Why aren't they making Borderlands 3? There's nothing that needs clarifying, and anything that does could easily just be done away with a little foot note. For example, if Athena plays a huge role in BL3, her past interaction with Jack could easily be shown with a cutscene or little dialogue that states "I was on the moon, and Jack was an asshole".
That's the problem with prequels; They never need to be made.

Side note: Halo actually did need a prequel, but not that one. Master Chief has no character or backstory shown in the main games. A game about the hell he and the other actually cool Spartan II's went through would have been awesome. But no, Bungie decided to not pull from a cast of actually cool Spartans, and decided to throw away a story they already considered cannon.
User avatar #120 - Zaxplab (09/21/2014) [-]
They just wanted to tell another story with claptrap and Jack. Jack, Wilhelm, and... sheriff lady, I dont remember died in BL2, and they wanted to elaborate on their characters a bit more.
User avatar #81 - ZakisBak (09/21/2014) [-]
Same, I felt real hype with it. But was also so disappointed with it too once it came out.
#77 - baditch (09/21/2014) [-]
I loved BL2 but wasn't really excited for the new one. But then I got a free copy with my graphics card and no I'm kind of pumped even though i'm expecting more of BL2 with new characters and perks.
User avatar #79 - Zaxplab (09/21/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_lsI0JAqcU

Check that out. It IS based hugely on the previous one, but there is lots of new stuff.
#83 - baditch (09/21/2014) [-]
k Now i need it..
User avatar #59 - Kairyuka (09/21/2014) [-]
I'm hyped for Dragon Age Inquisition, the new Mass Effect, Batman Arkham Knight and Binding of Isaac Rebirth
User avatar #39 - BizzarreCoyote (09/21/2014) [-]
I can't say I've been hyped for a game in over a year and a half. It's depressing, really.
User avatar #37 - gloriouschad (09/21/2014) [-]
Feels good playing Reach again since it's free with gold.
User avatar #55 - xsirwafflezx (09/21/2014) [-]
Oh, that explains all the recruits I was pitted against yesterday.
User avatar #17 - metalkinkajou (09/21/2014) [-]
Too hyped for Blood Borne, but gonna get PS too
#26 - rdobet (09/21/2014) [-]
Hyped as shit for Don't Starve Multiplayer personally.
#32 - sival (09/21/2014) [-]
Binding of Isaac Rebirth for me.
#33 - rdobet (09/21/2014) [-]
I honestly never even beat the womb once.

Apparently a sequel for wasteland finally came out.
#34 - sival (09/21/2014) [-]
It's all in the Guppy! Wasteland seems cool, anything that influenced Fallout has got to be good
User avatar #28 - metalkinkajou (09/21/2014) [-]
Oh yeah that's coming too. Forgot about that one, it sounds interesting
#29 - rdobet (09/21/2014) [-]
Signed up for beta. So, now just waiting.

Wish I read the fine print so my friend could register for the multi-player version before sign ups closed though.
User avatar #31 - metalkinkajou (09/21/2014) [-]
Just gon wait for release, since it's going to be free for owners of original don't starve
#11 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/21/2014) [-]
And In my opinion, it more than lived up to it.
#9 - dafuqmang (09/21/2014) [-]
I was so excited for Bl2 when It was announced, because I assumed it was gonna kick Borederlands's ass.

It did.

Can't wat for Pre-sequel. Gonna play Athena
User avatar #3 - havockwzy (09/21/2014) [-]
tbh im hyped for Civ: beyond earth

sure it wont be anything else but civ in space but.... ITS CIV IN SPACE!
#7 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/21/2014) [-]
Too bad you can't play as any of those historical characters that made Civilization interesting...
User avatar #4 - noooooooooo (09/21/2014) [-]
But what about Alpha Centauri?
User avatar #12 - havockwzy (09/21/2014) [-]
its a tad old, still a great game
#5 - joshlol's fw 09/20/2014 on I don't think he likes... 0
#13 - His boots have feather falling. 09/20/2014 on oops +26
#41 - Our Admin hates them and phanact has a girlfriend. Trust me, t… 09/20/2014 on OUR HERO ADMIN 0
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#271 - miia ONLINE (08/14/2014) [-]
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#274 to #273 - Zaxplab (08/17/2014) [-]
I really should play minecraft again. Shame people mostly think it's for autists and young kids now ): I remember when it was the hottest 						****					 on FJ
I really should play minecraft again. Shame people mostly think it's for autists and young kids now ): I remember when it was the hottest **** on FJ
#275 to #274 - miia ONLINE (08/17/2014) [-]
i just cant find it fun anymore after building a shelter
i just cant find it fun anymore after building a shelter
#276 to #275 - Zaxplab (08/17/2014) [-]
I find it fun with little mods. Building a shelter, gathering ocelots/wolves, then playing with some mods.

I would recommend Clay Soldiers. ****** so much fun
#277 to #276 - miia ONLINE (08/17/2014) [-]
i would recommend neko girls
#278 to #277 - Zaxplab (08/17/2014) [-]
I would reccomend elf girls
User avatar #280 to #278 - miia ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
so are you going to shoot or what
User avatar #281 to #280 - Zaxplab (09/03/2014) [-]
you asked for forgivness so it's cool.
#279 to #278 - miia ONLINE (08/17/2014) [-]
dont shoot me
User avatar #270 - krnboy (08/04/2014) [-]
hi, do you have sauce to the farangdingdong girl that you posted?
User avatar #268 - fistoftheaxis (07/24/2014) [-]
Umm, hi. Do you have the source to those Ahri gifs you posted in the Hentai board?
User avatar #269 to #268 - Zaxplab (07/24/2014) [-]
Leage of Charms. I think they're made by Shadman, but not sure.
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