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Zaxplab

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Date Signed Up:11/09/2010
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#7 - Picture 04/08/2015 on Can't have it both ways 0
#159 - But just because they're rich doesnt mean that you cant form y… 04/08/2015 on richard dawkins quote +1
#147 - Honestly, I think Jews are the most peaceful of them all. …  [+] (23 new replies) 04/08/2015 on richard dawkins quote +2
#252 - fefe (04/08/2015) [-]
the financial atrocities that enslave a whole race?
#247 - dehumanizer (04/08/2015) [-]
communism was made by jews
User avatar #208 - thechosentroll (04/08/2015) [-]
That's because they never actually fight their own wars. They just hire other people to do it for them. It's actually pretty clever.
#201 - rocketpropelledtit (04/08/2015) [-]
I'll have to agree with you. In most countries, they are good people. But Israel... Not so much...
User avatar #184 - holywars (04/08/2015) [-]
Think the most violence ever perpetrated by Jews are their travels in the old testament. Course that's a big mixture of real events and religious bullshit so who knows if they were really that awful.
#183 - shiphotel (04/08/2015) [-]
Scientologists are shit but are they as violent?
User avatar #166 - recoveryone (04/08/2015) [-]
Buddhists? Don't got a lot of info on them, I'm just wondering.
User avatar #168 - Zaxplab (04/08/2015) [-]
Meh, Buddhism isn't really a religion from what I understand. They dont see buddha as a god that they need to worship and obey, the see him as a guy that they need to follow.
#181 - shiphotel (04/08/2015) [-]
You know for a non-religion they are pretty devout in their belief's and rituals. Following the teachings of a man centuries ago. I feel like that kind of committment requires some extreme amounts of faith
User avatar #185 - Zaxplab (04/08/2015) [-]
How does it take faith to follow teachings? He didnt make any claims on the universe, he made claims on ways to live your life. Faith =/= religion.

Ruspanic, isn't religion supposed to be the worship of a superhuman being? Reincarnation and souls makes no claims on a god.
User avatar #187 - Ruspanic (04/08/2015) [-]
No, I don't think a religion has to revolve around a superhuman being in order to be a religion.
Buddhism has no "creator God", but it still has many characteristics of a religion, including ritualistic practices, standardized belief in supernatural forces, supernatural explanations about the universe, divine rewards and punishments for earthly deeds, and so on. The Buddha himself was a Hindu originally who believed in many gods (much like Jesus himself was originally a Jew).
#186 - shiphotel (04/08/2015) [-]
Doesn't most of the teachings of the bible follow the teachings of Jesus. A man centuries ago who told us how to live our life.

I think it takes serious faith to have the level of dedication to shave your head, abstain from eating to more than you need, maintain strict meditation, and for traditional Buddhists of Asia to abstain from violence, greed, and most other earthly desires based on the word of a man who lived centuries ago. Also any type of belief that goes outside of the realm of science relies of faith and most religions have an answer for life after death. Which is why even atheism is a religion as well. It is the belief that there is no god and that life ends at death.
User avatar #192 - Zaxplab (04/08/2015) [-]
But jesus was more than a man, according to the bible. He WAS god, in the flesh. Again, what faith does it take to do that? What are you being faithful in?

Also, lemme stamp that last part out. Atheism is not a religion. Atheism is the lack of a belief in god.
-I don't believe that he exists
-I don't believe that he doesn't exist
-I AM open to the suggestion, should any evidence be brought forth
But since no evidence has swayed me, I just live as if the hypothesis isn't true. If I got any evidence, I'd change my mind.
#193 - shiphotel (04/08/2015) [-]
He was the son of god. Demi-god at best.
You are being faithful in a man who lived in a completly different time period. Who gave them absoultly no proof that any of what he taught would work.

yes you BELIEVE he doesn't exist. disproval of the existence of god is also outside of the realm of science. You can't prove he doesn't exist. If you had any proof that he didn't exist you could literally end half of the wars going on today. Atheism to some degree has faith in the fact that he doesn't exist. If proof of gods existence came to light you would cease to be Atheist. Therefore it is a religion not a science. Religion is a faith. Science is a study.
User avatar #195 - Zaxplab (04/08/2015) [-]
tedmontgomery.com/bblovrvw/JesusGod/index.html
The bible's got all sorts of contradictions, so there's not way to tell.


Also, no, I dont believe that he doesn't exist. You dont get to make that decision for me. I am in the neutral position, not favoring or holding disdain to ANY gods.

I'm still open to the idea, I don't claim that he doesn't exist, I just dont accept the claim that he DOES exist. But, since no god has ever presented himself to us, I live as if he doesn't.

If he proved himself to exist, I would pick up a religion. You dont switch AWAY from atheism, you switch towards a religion. That's like saying "I switched off of the off channel." No, you switched ON the TV. Like I said, I dont hold any opinion in any direction about his existence.
#285 - shiphotel (04/08/2015) [-]
Atheism is the specific disbelief in god. There is no form of Atheism in which you believe in the possibility of god. Agnosticism is the stance in which you can neither confirm or deny the existence of god and therefore do not claim to know.
#284 - shiphotel (04/08/2015) [-]
from your previous statements i thought you were an atheist. If you still believe in the possibility of a god then you are agnostic.

Agnostic: A person who claims neither faith nor disbelief in God.
User avatar #180 - Ruspanic (04/08/2015) [-]
Some Buddhists practice Buddhism as a secular philosophy, but for many Buddhists it is effectively a religion. They go to temple and pray, they believe in supernatural concepts like reincarnation and souls, and some forms of Buddhism even have ghosts, deities and demons. The Buddha himself was not a god, though, but rather an enlightened teacher.

Buddhist extremists do exist, and not just the self-immolating monks of Tibet. For example, Buddhist extremists in Myanmar have committed violence including terror attacks against Muslim minorities in the country (though their motivations were more nationalist than strictly religious).
FYI for recoveryone as well
User avatar #170 - recoveryone (04/08/2015) [-]
That is very interesting.
#152 - lolkeklol (04/08/2015) [-]
of course we are goy...
User avatar #151 - drl (04/08/2015) [-]
taking over Hollywood and the world banking system
#165 - fefe (04/08/2015) [-]
Everyone always makes them a target for being better at handling money.
It's hitlarious.
User avatar #159 - Zaxplab (04/08/2015) [-]
But just because they're rich doesnt mean that you cant form your own opinions and make your own money.
#65 - That's the thing, it's not MEANT to be a livelihood, but somet…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/08/2015 on A waitress story +6
#71 - tck (04/08/2015) [-]
*It took me less than a month to find a job recently after leaving my last job.
#70 - tck (04/08/2015) [-]
That's because of our high black population living in poverty and/or on welfare by choice, which we have to deal with. Everyone knows that about the southern states, except for "progressives" who intentionally blind themselves to reality. They pull our economy rating down as well as our schooling rank.

For someone who actually goes out and works, there are plenty of jobs available. It took me less than a month to find a job.
User avatar #78 - greyhoundfd (04/08/2015) [-]
God, your conservative bias is so thoroughly implanted that even if I had a full day I couldn't describe how incredibly fucked in the head you are.
#79 - tck (04/08/2015) [-]
Great detective work but I'm not a conservative. Try again.

I bet you're the type of faggot who thinks statistics are racist.
#59 - It's not all crazy like you've heard. Really, %15 is all anyon… 04/08/2015 on A waitress story 0
#58 - If you were barely scrapping by on a bad job, why would you qu…  [+] (7 new replies) 04/08/2015 on A waitress story +11
User avatar #62 - thatoneiranianguy (04/08/2015) [-]
Become a skilled worker and that really is not that big of a deal.
#61 - tck (04/08/2015) [-]
South Carolina, one of the most right-wing states. Must be a coincidence though, right?

And waiting tables isn't meant to be a livelihood in the first place. You teach yourself something that people need while you're working a job you don't actually want. You go out and find someone who needs it, and you get a better job. That's the right way for things to work. The problem nowadays is that "white collar" jobs often REQUIRE a full four-year degree, even for things that you could feasibly teach yourself like software engineering. Guess what a four-year degree requires? Thousands and thousands of dollars. If there's any shit we need to fix, it's this fetish for college that has become a bubble in the last couple decades which lets colleges price gouge 3/4 kids as soon as they turn 18.
User avatar #65 - Zaxplab (04/08/2015) [-]
That's the thing, it's not MEANT to be a livelihood, but sometimes it HAS to be.

If you wind up a widowed high school dropout with two kids, you may very well have to work a shit job like that.

"It's her fault for blah blah blah"- Yeah, but that doesn't mean she doesn't deserve a second chance.
"Get welfare"- Yeah, but it's still tough to support a family on a crap job and welfare
"Get a better job"- It's tough to support two kids by yourself, especially if they're too young for school, on a full time job. You need someone to look out for them, and daycare centers are fucking expensive.

Also, South Carolina ranks 42nd in per-capita income. Maryland, a very democratic state, ranks first. Must be a coincidence though, right?
#71 - tck (04/08/2015) [-]
*It took me less than a month to find a job recently after leaving my last job.
#70 - tck (04/08/2015) [-]
That's because of our high black population living in poverty and/or on welfare by choice, which we have to deal with. Everyone knows that about the southern states, except for "progressives" who intentionally blind themselves to reality. They pull our economy rating down as well as our schooling rank.

For someone who actually goes out and works, there are plenty of jobs available. It took me less than a month to find a job.
User avatar #78 - greyhoundfd (04/08/2015) [-]
God, your conservative bias is so thoroughly implanted that even if I had a full day I couldn't describe how incredibly fucked in the head you are.
#79 - tck (04/08/2015) [-]
Great detective work but I'm not a conservative. Try again.

I bet you're the type of faggot who thinks statistics are racist.
#57 - Are you sure? I've heard it's %400 for great service …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/08/2015 on A waitress story +7
#67 - fefe (04/08/2015) [-]
it's a penny for no service.
#5 - Jesus. You must pop the HELL out of those things.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/08/2015 on Fucking Japan +1
#11 - purgatoryduck (04/08/2015) [-]
I did. I think I was about 15 and while I'd sit watching my character fly in WoW I'd pop them all the time. Or while watching stuff.
#40 - oh **** , son. It all makes sense now. 04/08/2015 on trolling +4
#92 - At least he's not a Military Police. 04/08/2015 on Damn Pokemon lovers 0
#1 - " ****** white people"  [+] (1 new reply) 04/08/2015 on Poor kids +1
#2 - edboys (04/08/2015) [-]
im white and think white people are fucking weird
#2 - I hate that **** so much. Telling a joke, and people sa… 04/08/2015 on People confuse me +6
#28 - She's on the Wii and 3ds. All of her games so far are availabl…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/07/2015 on Who i'm voting for +2
#29 - yoshibee (04/07/2015) [-]
Oh jesus, I feel like that game has a lot of tits if it's selling for that much...Or it's just great, either one.

Either way, I have a new favorite now, hooray!
#26 - Seriously though, Shantae and the Pirates curse is a great gam…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/07/2015 on Who i'm voting for +3
#27 - yoshibee (04/07/2015) [-]
If I didn't have a few dozen games or shows on my list already I'd damn well play it, is she a wii title? Because I aint got one of those...

Came for the tits, came for the hips, came extra for everything else.
Tiny lamia because why not?
User avatar #28 - Zaxplab (04/07/2015) [-]
She's on the Wii and 3ds. All of her games so far are available in the download shop


Here's a fun thing though, Shantae is actually one of the most rare and expensive GBC games out there

www.ebay.com/itm/Shantae-Game-Boy-Color-/221735455223?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item33a07689f7
#29 - yoshibee (04/07/2015) [-]
Oh jesus, I feel like that game has a lot of tits if it's selling for that much...Or it's just great, either one.

Either way, I have a new favorite now, hooray!
#24 - She's got three really great platforming games, and a forth on…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/07/2015 on Who i'm voting for +2
#25 - yoshibee (04/07/2015) [-]
Oh my god she's adorable....And a little bit sexy...Okay very sexy.

Thankyou for the link
#26 - Zaxplab (04/07/2015) [-]
Seriously though, Shantae and the Pirates curse is a great game.


Came for the tits, stayed for the fluent platforming, came for the tits.
#27 - yoshibee (04/07/2015) [-]
If I didn't have a few dozen games or shows on my list already I'd damn well play it, is she a wii title? Because I aint got one of those...

Came for the tits, came for the hips, came extra for everything else.
Tiny lamia because why not?
User avatar #28 - Zaxplab (04/07/2015) [-]
She's on the Wii and 3ds. All of her games so far are available in the download shop


Here's a fun thing though, Shantae is actually one of the most rare and expensive GBC games out there

www.ebay.com/itm/Shantae-Game-Boy-Color-/221735455223?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item33a07689f7
#29 - yoshibee (04/07/2015) [-]
Oh jesus, I feel like that game has a lot of tits if it's selling for that much...Or it's just great, either one.

Either way, I have a new favorite now, hooray!
#6 - Would you make this same argument if he was a legal citizen?  [+] (2 new replies) 04/06/2015 on Jobs 0
User avatar #13 - heartlessrobot (04/07/2015) [-]
Except legal citizens pay income tax and can sue your ass off if you fuck them over on the paycheck.
#7 - jotaginger (04/06/2015) [-]
My argument was just about illegal citizens more than anything else
#2 - LoZ: Spirit Trucks 04/06/2015 on Truckarina of time +3
#5 - Is that you, joshl-, oh **** it. 04/06/2015 on Time to Cringe 0
#7 - Smash has changed. 04/06/2015 on Roy's Our Boy +3
#28 - There are very few things that would drive me to animal abuse. 04/06/2015 on Sir, No! 0
#2 - "We're all the same, but everyone is special." 04/06/2015 on Gay person +1
#2 - Eh, those things are DEFINITELY over-diagnosed and over-treate…  [+] (12 new replies) 04/06/2015 on Childhood is not a disease +201
#119 - fefe (04/07/2015) [-]
In all honesty? I wouldn't CALL them an idiot, as it is beyond their control, but well.....
#109 - flambenobunaga (04/07/2015) [-]
As someone who went through a stint of depression a few years back, and was to the point where I would just break down into tears for no reason while walking down the street, I have to agree with you.
User avatar #94 - drgilby (04/07/2015) [-]
It's interesting...I do not understand why people don't talk about it...In professional practice treating mental health it is imperative that you TALK to the patient to see how they feel about how they are, and yet no one (from my experience) ever asked the loners if they felt depressed or if the kids were day dreaming or legitimately struggling with paying attention.

this is a great conversation by itself
#90 - fefe (04/07/2015) [-]
yes
#83 - fefe (04/07/2015) [-]
Well all I know is that since I got on my meds I've actually enjoyed life for the first time. I haven't tried to an hero since then and I have desires, I want to go out and meet with friends, I want to perform well in my job. Bi-polar is scary shit man, I'm just lucky I had people who didn't give up on me.
I agree, they are over-diagnosed, but they are very real.
#80 - cackrel (04/07/2015) [-]
No.
A vegetable.
User avatar #59 - ivehadworse (04/07/2015) [-]
To a fault -

ADHD had its requirements or whatever broadened, meaning more people were diagnosed with it.

Bipolar? Same thing.

Depression? Not so much. Medical history has a pretty lousy time with depression outside of anti-depressants. We're still on the fence if it's a chemical imbalance, genetics, or something else. Most seem to agree to it being a chemical imbalance.
#113 - awcskin (04/07/2015) [-]
Or a combination of them all
User avatar #36 - logiblack (04/07/2015) [-]
I work with downies.
Many of them pretend to be even more retarded than they really are.
To sneak through the day without really thinking too hard.
I've seen some really bright ones - often pretending to be stupid to let others do their work.

Many of them are witty little cunts - don't let yourself be fooled!
So yes - there are those I'd call idiots even though they're pretty apparent a downie.

The thing with mental illnesses is, when does it start to become an illness?
How can it be measured? If we were to put it in numbers, why would one with a 'score' of 291 get medications and one with 290 not?
And why are people with a score of 417 able to live without any help and there are those with a score of 98 who'd berserk if not for medicine?

The thing with mental illnesses is, that they're a part of (or based in) your personality. And your personality can change. You are the lord of your mind. You decide (not your parents lol). If you're not downright mad or severely handicapped, then you have the ability to keep it in check and behave. If you make it or not is up to you/your upbringing
It can always leak of course - but something like this is not an excuse for spoilt behaviour. Never. The parents more often at fault than the children who are told that they're a whatever special-case and thus use it as an excuse for them misbehaving.

Even if one is really depressive or has ADHD - there's no reason to say it out loud and excuse your general misbehaviour. Everyone's unique in some way. And everyone's gotta bear it.
That's how I see it anyways.
User avatar #84 - semilunarknight (04/07/2015) [-]
That's the thing. It can't be put into numbers.
Basically it becomes an illness when it interferes severely with your life for long periods at a time.
But for ADHD? I have no idea.
#17 - fefe (04/07/2015) [-]
Uh no its hormoans that make her ggo from gambling and flight of speach and unrelentless euphhoria to cutting amd screaming and crying and back. aand im pretty sure this kid with a mensa IQ is failing out because hes just a lazy daydreamer. and lonerism is why people isolate and attemptt suicide and lay in bed for weeks at a time. stop trying to label and help people. im normal so everybody is normal
#30 - fefe (04/07/2015) [-]
Anon, you may have made a good point, but given that you are speaking in a language I cannot recognize, I'll never know if you did.
Pls speak in coherent english.
#101 - Hippitus Hoppitus Deus Domineeeee 04/06/2015 on Assorted Internets #25 +5
#3 - If Shantae makes it into Smash, I am going to cum with the for…  [+] (7 new replies) 04/06/2015 on Who i'm voting for +11
#22 - yoshibee (04/07/2015) [-]
I have no idea what she's from but I love her already.
#24 - Zaxplab (04/07/2015) [-]
She's got three really great platforming games, and a forth one coming soon.


funnyjunk.com/nsfw/wfwYLjs/Shantae/


There's some more motivation if you need it
#25 - yoshibee (04/07/2015) [-]
Oh my god she's adorable....And a little bit sexy...Okay very sexy.

Thankyou for the link
#26 - Zaxplab (04/07/2015) [-]
Seriously though, Shantae and the Pirates curse is a great game.


Came for the tits, stayed for the fluent platforming, came for the tits.
#27 - yoshibee (04/07/2015) [-]
If I didn't have a few dozen games or shows on my list already I'd damn well play it, is she a wii title? Because I aint got one of those...

Came for the tits, came for the hips, came extra for everything else.
Tiny lamia because why not?
User avatar #28 - Zaxplab (04/07/2015) [-]
She's on the Wii and 3ds. All of her games so far are available in the download shop


Here's a fun thing though, Shantae is actually one of the most rare and expensive GBC games out there

www.ebay.com/itm/Shantae-Game-Boy-Color-/221735455223?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item33a07689f7
#29 - yoshibee (04/07/2015) [-]
Oh jesus, I feel like that game has a lot of tits if it's selling for that much...Or it's just great, either one.

Either way, I have a new favorite now, hooray!
#13 - you ******* failure just kidd… 04/06/2015 on Easter eggs in games 0

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User avatar #335 - Zaxplab (04/24/2015) [-]
That's exactly what he ******* did
#290 - itskennyandjosh ONLINE (03/12/2015) [-]
Thank you for up voting everyone.
User avatar #289 - Zaxplab (01/31/2015) [-]
**Zaxplab used "*roll 2, 1-20*"**
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#282 - userexposer (11/12/2014) [-]
From a friend.
User avatar #283 to #282 - Zaxplab (11/12/2014) [-]
You'll be limp one day too, young man.
#286 to #283 - fulgrimventris (11/12/2014) [-]
"My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard..."
#287 to #286 - Zaxplab (11/12/2014) [-]
oh lord those titties
oh lord those titties
User avatar #285 to #283 - fulgrimventris (11/12/2014) [-]
i had nothing to do with this.
User avatar #333 to #284 - davidavidson (04/09/2015) [-]
Hahahahahahhahahaahah

**** , if only I could thumb u up
#271 - miia ONLINE (08/14/2014) [-]
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#274 to #273 - Zaxplab (08/17/2014) [-]
I really should play minecraft again. Shame people mostly think it's for autists and young kids now ): I remember when it was the hottest 			****		 on FJ
I really should play minecraft again. Shame people mostly think it's for autists and young kids now ): I remember when it was the hottest **** on FJ
#275 to #274 - miia ONLINE (08/17/2014) [-]
i just cant find it fun anymore after building a shelter
i just cant find it fun anymore after building a shelter
#276 to #275 - Zaxplab (08/17/2014) [-]
I find it fun with little mods. Building a shelter, gathering ocelots/wolves, then playing with some mods.

I would recommend Clay Soldiers. ****** so much fun
#277 to #276 - miia ONLINE (08/17/2014) [-]
i would recommend neko girls
#278 to #277 - Zaxplab (08/17/2014) [-]
I would reccomend elf girls
User avatar #280 to #278 - miia ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
so are you going to shoot or what
User avatar #281 to #280 - Zaxplab (09/03/2014) [-]
you asked for forgivness so it's cool.
#279 to #278 - miia ONLINE (08/17/2014) [-]
dont shoot me
User avatar #270 - krnboy (08/04/2014) [-]
hi, do you have sauce to the farangdingdong girl that you posted?
User avatar #268 - fistoftheaxis (07/24/2014) [-]
Umm, hi. Do you have the source to those Ahri gifs you posted in the Hentai board?
User avatar #269 to #268 - Zaxplab (07/24/2014) [-]
Leage of Charms. I think they're made by Shadman, but not sure.
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