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- Did he at least win the car?
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- You have to fight them before the Gate to Flavortown opens.
The 90's were a bit weird
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I'm kind of hoping that we turn out to be just like the humans in the Kevin Jenkins Experience.
the humans in the Kevin Jenkins Experience...
The question is if the aliens are similar.
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The rock women try their hardest to keep the little boy from finding out his mother was actually an insane terrorist.
That moment you realize that the gems are actually the bad guys.
That moment when you realize that pink diamond was just a young diamond ruleing a colony
That moment you find out that the crystal gems killed gems before they could leave their kindergartens.
That moment you realize rose had gems on her side that we're just as bad as bismuth and that bismuth didn't actually do anything wrong...yet.
That moment you realize that the gems were devastated by this war and forced them to resort to destroying planets in order to keep home world alive.
That moment you realize that the Crystal gems are actually just as flawed and incompetent to be the earths guardians anymore
That moment you realize that the crystal gems are actually bad parents when you boil it down and are just winging it.
>pink wasnt young. she was the same age as the other diamonds, who have been ruling the gems for a long long time. even if she is the youngest of the diamonds (which she most likely isnt) she would still be older than any other namened character in the show outside of the other diamonds
>they didnt kill gems.the only one that they killed was pink diamond which was called "unavoidable" and "regrettable"
>all of the crystal gems we have seen so far agreed that bismuths plan was going too far, and they also noted that bismuth was extremist. so there is no evidence to support that rest of the gems were same as she was
>they werent devastated by this war. their strip mining is what caused them to have to take any planet they could in order to create more gems to sustain their growing empire. and the planet destroying only came about because they wanted a superweapon
>i agree. they are flawed. but they are the most competent force to protect earth in the show, and they have been doing quite well as guardians of earth in the show
>this is completely true.
Gemkind possesses an alien morality, mostly due to the indoctrination of their culture revolving around worship and service of Diamonds. According to Homeworld, the Crystal Gems are neither the daring freedom fighters OR the frothing terrorists. They're just a glitch. An unfortunate pain in the ass.
The Diamonds themselves don't appear to hold personified value in anything but themselves...
Didn't the war start because Rose didn't want Earth to be destroyed?
Nope, she just didnt want the humans to be destroyed/enslaved as pets for the diamonds and have the world earth turn into a new colony like home world wanted.
Only problem is in order for new gems to be born, they suck up the very life essence of the land around them, hence why all the kindergartens are barren, desolate wastelands canyons
>Didn't want humans destroyed/enslaved as pets
>They suckered up all life essence to make new gems
That sounds an awful lot like destroying the Earth. Sure, pieces of it would still be around, but the planet would be almost completely hollowed out. It wouldn't really be Earth anymore.
, peridot showed the end result of what was planned for earth. it would still be around, but it would be a death world that would give apokalips a run for its money on grimdarkness.
Kind of feels like he's making the argument along the lines of 'but it's still in the same spot and some of the atoms that used to make up the earth would be there so it's still earth and technically humans basic DNA make up would still exist somewhere in the universe so it's not wiping out humanity. It's no different then a large scale redecorating really.'
Honestly to make Rose out to be the bad guy in this is sort of edgy. She killed a creature that was so self absorbed with its own immortality that it literally didn't care about wiping out ENTIRE PLANETS filled with foreign forms of life, some of which were capable of speaking their language, just for the sake of making more nameless battle drones. Given apparently pink was apparently the most empathetically capable of the diamonds, this empathy only stretched so far as keeping small samples of life from the worlds she murders.
karl you're an idiot, play a record
- So have you tried it? What's it like?
Just have a girl finger your prostate while she blows you. You'll be shoving things up your ass non stop after that.
I do that anyways, I don't need a girl to shove a finger up my ass :^)
actually am straight with a GF
still fun to do :^)
Bisexual it is if you're happy then
Sure give me a dick, as long as you also give me a chick.
Like getting fucked in the ass.
I mean, I get you're trying to make a joke but it's not exactly the same.
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