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- "The Virgin Diplomacy" vs "The Chad Threat"
10h ago on
Trump vs Obama
- They're just whining about the current popular thing. …
12h ago on
Saying "inb4" isn't actually an argument.
There are still a lot of people that genuinely claim Rick and Morty is an intelligent show.
- Why does that fern look so important? I feel like memorizing e…
12h ago on
Simple, it is the only living thing around to fuck in the whole game.
It should be useful, I have a feeling that this fern will be very important later on.
The only logical answer is that this psychic fern is trying to seduce you.
**thegreentornado used "*roll 1, 01-20*"**
**thegreentornado rolls 06**
The fern rolls for seduction.
The fern tries to flirt, but only makes mentions of photosynthesis and other interesting, but ultimately boring topics.
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TIME TO DELIVER A PIZZA BALL
- Monster girls are so hot.
- It would seem so.
Random Shit on My Phone 199
- You need a spoon license for that.
- I can't read.
this may help
Wow, you just made me realize that my supervisor put web filtering on our network... It blocks urban dictionary for "adult content" but it lets me go on FJ...
fj is irrelevant
your dick is irrelevant
See if it lets you go on NSFW if it does your boss or IT guys at FJ family
Go to work faget
I can't fucking believe you go on this hell hope in public
I use a tiny window that I can block with my body.
Besides that i have cubicle walls that block 270degrees of view
They surely monitor your traffic though. How would it feel to be fired over trump and anime animal girl titty.
I know it is not monitored. We are a small office. Thus is the first inkling of "big brother". The guy who is in charge has had over a year of training on AWS, and ive learned more about it by fucking around. I have no doubt in my mind that he has no idea how to monitor traffic as such
May not be monitored but the insurance company keeps logs to give to the business if requested
Still frightening. One time I unlocked my phone and a picture of a spider lady with giant titties was on my screen and my assistant manager saw it. I had to explain what the entire site is to get her to understand that I was not trying to see anime spider girl titty.
Sounds like you have lived my nightmare then...
I do walk a tight line though.. My direct supervisor has a printout on his cube wall calling for "all witches to cast a hex on the NRA and a binding spell on Trump"
Took me hours to put that aside from my mind, doing good work is too important for me let that stop me from my earned check
>doing good work is too important for me let that stop me from my earned check
Are you having a stroke or is it me
For me TO let that
No stroke, just not used to mobile keyboard. And a little drunk... And past my bedtime.. I hate being responsible, self imposed bedtimes are the worst. Complaining to me is not as satisfying as complaining to another
I feel you dude, that's why I do xanax and adderall accordingly
My head reacts too strongly to chemicals for me to try those. I was on the pot 24/7 for like 12 years only 4 months off, but i still feel "off" regularly.
Took street pills in highschool, and they always hit me sideways.
Had a doctor try to put me on pills that were a combo of antidepressants/adhd meds. My grandpa died, and the doc's pills wouldn't let me care/grieve. I ended those in a fit of rage and flushed em. Thats when i turned to the pot.
Shit dude that sucks. Xanax makes me go to bed and Adderall makes me good at video games. I can't smoke weed though unless I'm alone in bed. It makes self reflection the only thing I am capible of and that's gay af. I just wanna shitpost on this site and have fun and play games, not worry about shit like "did I accidentally barely seem like I was hitting on my coworker in front of her fiancé and that's why he won't look me in the eyes" and come up with every fucking aspect of a 2 second long awkward moment for 3 plus hours.
Glad I could be of service
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