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Zaxplab

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Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:11/09/2010
Last Login:1/12/2016
Location:Deep innaharta Texas
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User avatar #398 - iliekcereal ONLINE (07/08/2015) [+] (3 replies)
stickied by Zaxplab
just wanted to let you know a faggot named joshlol stole your ****

/So+this+happened/text/5607084/
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User avatar #508 - shekelnator (01/01/2016) [-]
hello juden
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User avatar #509 to #508 - Zaxplab (01/01/2016) [-]
Hello Muzzleman
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User avatar #510 to #509 - shekelnator (01/01/2016) [-]
do you get pissed when you get called a jew?
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User avatar #511 to #510 - Zaxplab (01/01/2016) [-]
Nah. Stormfags using descriptive words as insults doesn't bother me.
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User avatar #512 to #511 - shekelnator (01/01/2016) [-]
pffft

you actually gather more the more you ignore them. unlike the JIDF they will get pissed the **** oup
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User avatar #513 to #512 - Zaxplab (01/01/2016) [-]
Most of them just block you at the first sign of disagreement so it's not a big deal.
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User avatar #514 to #513 - shekelnator (01/01/2016) [-]
>blocking someone for different opinion.

oh yes for not blocking neckbeards i have became famous and king ******** .
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#507 to #506 - Zaxplab (12/30/2015) [-]
I T ' S


O V E R
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User avatar #505 - shekelnator (12/24/2015) [-]
LionMaker Offers 15 year old boy $500 for Nudes #DramaAlert Mi... SHLOMO LOOK IT IS THIS TIME HE IS WANTING OF BOYS BOOTY!!
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User avatar #502 - shekelnator (12/22/2015) [-]
Minecraft Youtuber LionMaker Tweets Child Porn #DramaAlert After dating 15 year old Fangirl. check this moshe
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User avatar #503 to #502 - Zaxplab (12/22/2015) [-]
>has minecraft channel
>makes child porn

pick two
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#504 to #503 - shekelnator (12/22/2015) [-]
but moshe, the youtube mincecraft community based on pedos.
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User avatar #497 - shekelnator (12/16/2015) [-]
the amount of undertale contents here really cringe me and most of them are wtf. i just started to auto thumb down on sight when i see some.
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#498 to #497 - Zaxplab (12/16/2015) [-]
HOW COULD THEY RUIN MY FAVORITE VIDYA OF 2015?!

WHY DO THEY GOTTA BE AUTISTIC ABOUT SOMETHING THEY LIKE?

WHYS IT GOTTA BE THE NEW MLP?
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User avatar #499 to #498 - shekelnator (12/16/2015) [-]
that because you guys dont beat your children when they misbehave. plus when they get a support from autistics like them **** will be worse.

now i really hate that game. really..
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#500 to #499 - Zaxplab (12/16/2015) [-]
Eh, I don't hate it. I's still a fun game to me, regardless of how people find it needs to be brought up all the ******* time.

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User avatar #492 - shekelnator (12/15/2015) [-]
seriously y?

u got doxxed or something?
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User avatar #493 to #492 - Zaxplab (12/15/2015) [-]
I hope not. I don't remember hiding my profile. I'm gonna change my password.
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#494 to #493 - shekelnator (12/15/2015) [-]
which means you ****** up with a goy

did you piss some /po/ users or something?
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#495 to #494 - Zaxplab (12/15/2015) [-]
I might have. I told them that papercraft and oragami was **** and they told me to leave.
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#496 to #495 - shekelnator (12/15/2015) [-]
you should tell them ISIS is better than them. and they are ISIS wanna be but they are pathetic basement dweller and failures.
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User avatar #489 - shekelnator (12/13/2015) [-]
zaxplab? more like zaxfag!
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User avatar #491 to #490 - shekelnator (12/13/2015) [-]
jahahahahaah
ahahaha!
haha!
ja

._.
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#476 - shekelnator (11/12/2015) [-]
look at what i found.
Beware of The Man who Speaks in Hands.
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User avatar #477 to #476 - Zaxplab (11/12/2015) [-]
******* hell, Undertale is so creepy. How do you even get into Gaster's room?
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User avatar #478 to #477 - shekelnator (11/12/2015) [-]
Messing with the FUN values in file0
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User avatar #475 - shekelnator (11/11/2015) [-]
"Beware of The Man who Speaks in Hands."
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User avatar #459 - cognosceteipsum (10/28/2015) [-]
I know your secret, Chrissy.
I know that your sexuality flows apart.... two you might say... bi... bisexual....
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#462 to #459 - shekelnator (10/29/2015) [-]
HAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

BISEXUAL JEW

hey Zaxplab do you use Iphone or any apple product?
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User avatar #463 to #462 - Zaxplab (10/29/2015) [-]
>>460, Please refer to this comment.
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User avatar #464 to #463 - shekelnator (10/29/2015) [-]
juden answer. you use any apple product?
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#465 to #464 - Zaxplab (10/29/2015) [-]
I'll have you know I actually use a PC and an Android.
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#466 to #465 - shekelnator (10/29/2015) [-]
according to my resources that contradictory from you.
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User avatar #468 to #467 - shekelnator (10/29/2015) [-]
are you white?
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User avatar #469 to #468 - Zaxplab (10/29/2015) [-]
I am a pure Aryan.
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#470 to #469 - shekelnator (10/29/2015) [-]
>white jew
>bisexual
>not using apple products
>dont practice judaism
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User avatar #471 to #470 - Zaxplab (10/29/2015) [-]
I also don't support Israel and I have loads of American and Texan pride.
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#460 to #459 - Zaxplab (10/28/2015) [-]
oh yeah? Well I ****** ur mum. And ur dad.
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User avatar #461 to #460 - cognosceteipsum (10/28/2015) [-]
That's gotta be the best response one can give to allegations about being bisexual. Really, I didn't see that one coming
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User avatar #458 - admin (10/25/2015) [-]
admin wuz on your profile. this message will self-delete in 24 hours.
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User avatar #473 to #458 - Zaxplab (10/30/2015) [-]
wut
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User avatar #453 - shekelnator (10/14/2015) [-]
filthy jew
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#454 to #453 - Zaxplab (10/14/2015) [-]
>jews
>filthy

Choose one.
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#455 to #454 - shekelnator (10/14/2015) [-]
>Jews
>not filthy
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User avatar #440 - shekelnator (10/01/2015) [-]
CONGRATULATION!

YOU ARE A FAGGOT JEW!
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#441 to #440 - Zaxplab (10/01/2015) [-]
Talk finance to me.
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User avatar #442 to #441 - shekelnator (10/01/2015) [-]
I ONCE BOUGHT A HUMBURGER FOR 60+USD!
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User avatar #443 to #442 - Zaxplab (10/01/2015) [-]
WHAT SIZE WAS THE SODA AND FRIES?
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User avatar #444 to #443 - shekelnator (10/01/2015) [-]
UH HUH!!!

IT WAS 2 BURGERS WITH AMERICAN STYLE!

BUG AND BEEFY!
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User avatar #445 to #444 - Zaxplab (10/01/2015) [-]
Reminds me of the Honey BBQ Chicken Strip Sandwich I had from Whataburger today.

(That's an actual item served at an actual restaurant btw)
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User avatar #446 to #445 - shekelnator (10/01/2015) [-]
DID YOU SAY HONEY BBQ?

oh shieet it is expensie
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#447 to #446 - Zaxplab (10/01/2015) [-]
It is, but it was closer than Taco Bell.
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#448 to #447 - shekelnator (10/01/2015) [-]
>be yesterday
>done work
>didn't have breakfast
>only 2 cups of water and a small piece of chocolate
>3:30PM
>finally home
>smells mama sweet cooking
>MOM! what did you cook today ?
>Okra with tomato sauce and meat
>OH FUGGING YES <3
>open the pot
>OMG WTF!???????
>MOM THAT IS NOT OKRA THIS IS INSTANT HEART ATTACK!
>POT FILLED WITH OIL FROM THE MOLTEN FAT OF THE MEAT
>mom: is this your first time you eat it like that?
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User avatar #449 to #448 - Zaxplab (10/01/2015) [-]
Some fried okra does sound good right about now. I always have it + loaded baked potato with my steak.
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#450 to #449 - shekelnator (10/01/2015) [-]
>not eating it cooked with meat and tomato sauce alongside rice

fuggin plebian
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User avatar #451 to #450 - Zaxplab (10/01/2015) [-]
That looks gud. I'll have to try cooking that when I get some spare time. I gotta go to bed though, I have an exam tomorrow.
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User avatar #452 to #451 - shekelnator (10/01/2015) [-]
good luck. sleep well
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#437 - Zaxplab (09/13/2015) [-]
I should keep a record of all the times I get blocked by butthurt stormfags who refuse to think critically
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#438 to #437 - Zaxplab (09/30/2015) [-]
stormfag cannot into fallacies.
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#474 to #439 - Zaxplab (10/30/2015) [-]
Like, if you REALLY want to convince me that you're right, don't call me a curse word then block me. How does that help anyone?

I'd love to meet one of these people in real life. Too bad they're all a bunch of basement dwellers who have never laid hands on the opposiite sex.
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User avatar #436 - shekelnator (09/06/2015) [-]
oh look juden is awake

y u no be in skype?
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User avatar #433 - shekelnator (08/08/2015) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YP7Q1P8j14

new minecraft pedo has discovered
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#434 to #433 - Zaxplab (08/08/2015) [-]
Oh boy? Purging time already?
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User avatar #435 to #434 - shekelnator (08/08/2015) [-]
ITS ALREADY DONE

that fag shut down everything he have except jewtube. he also disabled comments in jewtube.
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User avatar #425 - lulzrebornforever (07/21/2015) [-]
everyone but you is contributing, you should thumb down too brother. the fire rises.
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User avatar #426 to #425 - Zaxplab (07/21/2015) [-]
I dunno, this is an old account. I dont want it to get banned.
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User avatar #428 to #426 - mvtjets (07/21/2015) [-]
DO IT
PULL THE TRIGGER
DESTROY ME
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User avatar #427 to #426 - lulzrebornforever (07/21/2015) [-]
no one is going to ban you for thumbing down a person... especially when 5 others are doing it
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