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Zarke  

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#25865 - Well, between their mosquito-like attitude and their human rig… 03/25/2013 on Politics - politics news,... +2
#55 - Was that rhetorical as well?  [+] (7 new replies) 03/25/2013 on We are all fucked. -1
User avatar #62 - shaddz (03/25/2013) [-]
lol ok im gonna stop now i have been on a pissing people off spree lately, its fun but the reds are adding up i think i need to turn off dick mode
User avatar #65 - gengetsu (03/25/2013) [-]
What dick mode? You're only speaking the truth that most of the people here wish to ignore and never realize or do anything with.
User avatar #70 - shaddz (03/25/2013) [-]
that too but theres no real point, no one cares anymore, when i joined it was such a better community, it seems like all the people from the last 6 months are 9fags who found their way here
User avatar #74 - gengetsu (03/25/2013) [-]
I really don't care about the shitty part of the community here. I pick out the people I like and befriend them sometimes, otherwise I just leave them be. Do the same, let that method spread and eventually people might get bored.
User avatar #75 - shaddz (03/25/2013) [-]
well put, lets hope so.
#59 - morke (03/25/2013) [-]
NO BOTH OF YOU SIT DOWN AND SHUT THE HELL UP OR I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL TURN THIS SITE AROUND
idk im really bored
#57 - morke (03/25/2013) [-]
AHHHHHHHH NO MORE RHETORICAL QUESTIONS!!!!!!!!!
#61396 - "Stomach bugs" can be short-lived. Call in, complain… 03/25/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#61395 - www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwbM9oTo6mw Basic things li… 03/25/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#4 - Lighting. Shitty Instagram filter. 03/24/2013 on Hot stuff. 0
#61249 - Ideal solution: find a bi-guy. Find a lady who's down for a th… 03/24/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#25825 - I figure that the "home-maker" role should be determ… 03/24/2013 on Politics - politics news,... +3
#61228 - The Games board is likely a better bet. More techie guys who k… 03/24/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#61227 - I'm a big softie and it's coming up on a year since my last gi… 03/24/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#4 - Just feel like pointing out that the slight curve present in t… 03/24/2013 on Because Shapes 0
#25813 - I say the USA repays some of its debts to China by building a … 03/24/2013 on Politics - politics news,... 0
#25812 - I know the prequels sucked, but did you even watch them? That …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/24/2013 on Politics - politics news,... 0
User avatar #25814 - Sethorein (03/24/2013) [-]
he wanted to kill separatists from day 1 o_o
#99 - Smiling - good sign. You might not remember shit, but if y… 03/24/2013 on This is how you do it +4
#61188 - Whatever. I'll believe you. 03/24/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#61185 - coarse* 03/24/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#61184 - Yeah, that's called exfoliation. You can do that with an adequ…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/24/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#61187 - N. Korean citizen (03/24/2013) [-]
Look up "dermaplaning"
User avatar #61188 - Zarke (03/24/2013) [-]
Whatever. I'll believe you.
User avatar #61185 - Zarke (03/24/2013) [-]
coarse*
#498 - Actually, Bulbasaur is easy-mode. First two gyms are type-matc… 03/24/2013 on Then and now 0
#25806 - I think there are idiots on both sides and that both sides are… 03/24/2013 on Politics - politics news,... 0
#61107 - Not a problem. 03/23/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#1 - I foresee sweet comments on this post. 03/23/2013 on ALL HAIL JIGGLY BRA +2
#61103 - ... You know, that tiny bit of fur on the majority of…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/23/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#61181 - N. Korean citizen (03/24/2013) [-]
it's not just to get rid of the fluff, it's really good for the skin, takes aways dead cells and encourages the growth of new ones. Feels so smoothe
User avatar #61184 - Zarke (03/24/2013) [-]
Yeah, that's called exfoliation. You can do that with an adequately course washcloth.
#61187 - N. Korean citizen (03/24/2013) [-]
Look up "dermaplaning"
User avatar #61188 - Zarke (03/24/2013) [-]
Whatever. I'll believe you.
User avatar #61185 - Zarke (03/24/2013) [-]
coarse*
#61101 - Well, duct tape is pretty cheap. Numbing lozenges may be avail…  [+] (7 new replies) 03/23/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#61102 - N. Korean citizen (03/23/2013) [-]
I'll stick to shaving. I've only cut myself once but it was a big slice across my eye, looked badass.
User avatar #61103 - Zarke (03/23/2013) [-]
...

You know, that tiny bit of fur on the majority of one's face isn't what you'd call "noticeable" to most people, right? I mean, we are mammals, after all.
#61181 - N. Korean citizen (03/24/2013) [-]
it's not just to get rid of the fluff, it's really good for the skin, takes aways dead cells and encourages the growth of new ones. Feels so smoothe
User avatar #61184 - Zarke (03/24/2013) [-]
Yeah, that's called exfoliation. You can do that with an adequately course washcloth.
#61187 - N. Korean citizen (03/24/2013) [-]
Look up "dermaplaning"
User avatar #61188 - Zarke (03/24/2013) [-]
Whatever. I'll believe you.
User avatar #61185 - Zarke (03/24/2013) [-]
coarse*
#61099 - From what little I know, waxing is more standard procedure.  [+] (9 new replies) 03/23/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#61100 - N. Korean citizen (03/23/2013) [-]
Waxing is painful and over-priced.
User avatar #61101 - Zarke (03/23/2013) [-]
Well, duct tape is pretty cheap. Numbing lozenges may be available for sore throats. Moisten one up and see how it works on skin.
#61102 - N. Korean citizen (03/23/2013) [-]
I'll stick to shaving. I've only cut myself once but it was a big slice across my eye, looked badass.
User avatar #61103 - Zarke (03/23/2013) [-]
...

You know, that tiny bit of fur on the majority of one's face isn't what you'd call "noticeable" to most people, right? I mean, we are mammals, after all.
#61181 - N. Korean citizen (03/24/2013) [-]
it's not just to get rid of the fluff, it's really good for the skin, takes aways dead cells and encourages the growth of new ones. Feels so smoothe
User avatar #61184 - Zarke (03/24/2013) [-]
Yeah, that's called exfoliation. You can do that with an adequately course washcloth.
#61187 - N. Korean citizen (03/24/2013) [-]
Look up "dermaplaning"
User avatar #61188 - Zarke (03/24/2013) [-]
Whatever. I'll believe you.
User avatar #61185 - Zarke (03/24/2013) [-]
coarse*
#2 - They get sold these ridiculous things because they're convince…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/23/2013 on ......uh....... +2
User avatar #14 - threeeighteen (03/24/2013) [-]
>Go back in time
>Tell Crusaders weeding dresses makes them impervious to the Muslims silly business
>See thousands of Crusaders riding off in wedding dresses
I want to see history burn.
#3 - They'd do better if the lighting was less unflattering and the… 03/23/2013 on Supermodels without makeup... 0
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User avatar #7 - vanoreo ONLINE (02/12/2013) [-]
Faggot OP blocked me lol, he is butthurt.

You are correct about the Prohibition. I was thinking about the 19th Amendment.

WHICH DENIED WOMEN'S SUFFRAGE
User avatar #8 to #7 - Zarke (02/12/2013) [-]
I'll disagree with that amendment and point that back to the Declaration of Independence:

"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness."

As far as I can see, something denying women a political voice (part of Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness) shouldn't be in there anyways, and I'm glad that society has progressed past that point.
User avatar #9 to #8 - vanoreo ONLINE (02/12/2013) [-]
k

But daviddavidson is one butthurt motherfucker.
User avatar #10 to #9 - Zarke (02/12/2013) [-]
I personally think your statements were idiotic. It seems like you've posed much irritation to him in the past. I only let a mosquito land on me so many times before I figure it needs a swat.
User avatar #11 to #10 - vanoreo ONLINE (02/12/2013) [-]
Meh, some parts of it were genuinely me trying to piss him off (and it worked) and some were actually my opinion.

>Hunting = Good

>AR's = Bad

Whether or not you're a sane human being, that gun can easily go into the wrong hands
User avatar #12 to #11 - Zarke (02/12/2013) [-]
Any gun can go into the wrong hands. Not just "so-called" ARs (which in reality is a scare-term used to describe semi-automatic rifles with scary-looking furniture). Remember that Virginia Tech massacre? Committed with handguns (using 17 10-round magazines at that). Columbine? Shotguns/handguns.

There are millions of these "assault rifles" in the U.S. The vast, vast, VAST majority of which are not used in crime and likely never will be.
User avatar #13 to #12 - vanoreo ONLINE (02/12/2013) [-]
I for one think we should just get rid of guns all together sometimes...

But that would be incredibly hard, impractical, and guntoting rednecks would get mad.
User avatar #14 to #13 - Zarke (02/12/2013) [-]
Well, that's pretty well impossible and would likely do no good. You'd have to extract everybody from the country, overturn all the soil, search every nook and cranny, and force everybody to walk back in one at a time through metal detectors.

Secondly, not just rednecks. When there's almost a gun for every person in the U.S., you can't generalize such a large number of people as "gun-toting rednecks". People from all walks of life collect, shoot, protect themselves with, hunt with, and compete with firearms. I mean, what about recreational shooters? We aren't harming anybody, and you're arbitrarily robbing us of our hobby because you don't like guns. That goes right against our rights to Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness.
User avatar #6 - Zarke (06/08/2012) [-]
Wow... People actually go through with this stuff sometimes...
#5 - cowpog ONLINE (06/08/2012) [-]
You're FABULOUS darling!
#4 - seekay (06/08/2012) [-]
&lt;- You
<- You
User avatar #3 - quotetype (06/08/2012) [-]
COMMENT VIRGINITY :D. oh and btw your fabulous.
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