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#51 - So I take it you don't. 04/17/2013 on How to properly apply... 0
#48 - Do you even lift? 04/17/2013 on How to properly apply... +2
#92 - Move the toaster back a foot and a half and put a plate in fro… 04/17/2013 on Poor Toaster Design +3
#72 - You think that's depressing? Try knowing you can attain simila… 04/16/2013 on Well fuck you too. 0
#66605 - That's a panic mechanism reserved for extreme circumstances. Y… 04/16/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#27127 - Keep 'er toasty for me; my work's not done yet. 04/16/2013 on Politics - politics news,... 0
#27125 - I shouldn't, but I had to.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/16/2013 on Politics - politics news,... 0
User avatar #27126 - walkingdisaster (04/16/2013) [-]
I'll be right next to you in hell
User avatar #27127 - Zarke (04/16/2013) [-]
Keep 'er toasty for me; my work's not done yet.
#27123 - I think I know.  [+] (5 new replies) 04/16/2013 on Politics - politics news,... +4
#27151 - yourbed has deleted their comment.
#27124 - walkingdisaster (04/16/2013) [-]
User avatar #27125 - Zarke (04/16/2013) [-]
I shouldn't, but I had to.
User avatar #27126 - walkingdisaster (04/16/2013) [-]
I'll be right next to you in hell
User avatar #27127 - Zarke (04/16/2013) [-]
Keep 'er toasty for me; my work's not done yet.
#567 - Stun her, then Fisk her. You know what that means... 04/16/2013 on Witty title +1
#520 - Steel/Dark is pretty badass. 04/16/2013 on Witty title +1
#27119 - Well, look at that Dark Knight shooter. He seemed to be quite …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/16/2013 on Politics - politics news,... +1
User avatar #27149 - dmanspeed (04/16/2013) [-]
looking at it now it is more comparable to timothy micvea with the Oklahoma city bombing, the guy who done it could as of now get away scott free
#27118 - A lot of that proposed legislation is feel-good 'band-aid' stu… 04/16/2013 on Politics - politics news,... +1
#18 - I was playing off the content. I'm working with limited material here. 04/16/2013 on The Powerpuff Girls on... +1
#4 - It worked for him, didn't it? 04/15/2013 on The Powerpuff Girls on... +11
#2 - Well, Batman's only real power IS being rich. I was about to s…  [+] (9 new replies) 04/15/2013 on The Powerpuff Girls on... +52
#93 - mr skeltal (04/16/2013) [-]
and being incredibly smart and incredibly good at fighting and being incredibly stealthy.. but i guess you forgot those parts
#57 - mr skeltal (04/16/2013) [-]
lol kid take notes, batman has powers, he can A) breathe in outer space and B) is given a green lantern ring... the only rich boy that buys powers is Iron Man.
#56 - mr skeltal (04/16/2013) [-]
lol kid take notes, batman technically does have super powers, he can breathe in outer space and is later given a green lantern ring... so... suck on that, the rich boy that has no powers is ironman.
#33 - EdwardNigma (04/16/2013) [-]
Batman doesn't just buy his way to his power. He trains extensively. That guy has mastered more forms of martial arts than should be possible. He has a genius level intellect and thus is the worlds greatest detective, he has the knowledge to defeat any member of the Justice League, meaning while only human, he can defeat near any super human.
User avatar #7 - doopleganger (04/15/2013) [-]
Batman's only power is intelligence and willpower. He didn't buy the ability to master 10 different styles of martial arts, or to have a keen detective instinct. Sure the batmoblie, his bat suit and gadgets costed tons but there just the icing to the cake. Your comment flustered my jimjams
#113 - angelious (04/16/2013) [-]
10?

i think you are missing one 0 from that martial arts list
#31 - mr skeltal (04/16/2013) [-]
intelligence and willpower aren't powers. Those are just limits to be broken.
#111 - mr skeltal (04/16/2013) [-]
his power is the fact that his cannot be broken
User avatar #18 - Zarke (04/16/2013) [-]
I was playing off the content. I'm working with limited material here.
#26899 - Well, it would descend into anarcho-capitalism for a while unt… 04/14/2013 on Politics - politics news,... 0
#26893 - Well, there would be if they wanted to ease society into anarc… 04/14/2013 on Politics - politics news,... 0
#26884 - Alright, glad that helps. 04/14/2013 on Politics - politics news,... 0
#26869 - A little late, but it felt weird responding to your initial post. 04/14/2013 on Politics - politics news,... 0
#26868 - The objection isn't against background checks themselves (as t…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/14/2013 on Politics - politics news,... 0
User avatar #26879 - kingnarnode (04/14/2013) [-]
That clears plenty of things up lol
User avatar #26884 - Zarke (04/14/2013) [-]
Alright, glad that helps.
#65826 - Stretch after working out as well. Otherwise, keep at it. The … 04/14/2013 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#201 - I'm pretty sure just lower receivers are registered/serialized…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/14/2013 on Pew... +2
User avatar #202 - LocoJoe (04/14/2013) [-]
Yeah the lower will have to be registered. Just gotta pay that $200 tax stamp and then find a RDIAS or lightning link.
#164 - Isn't the "automatic-ness" determined by the sears/d…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/14/2013 on Pew... +2
User avatar #187 - LocoJoe (04/14/2013) [-]
Yeah but I gotta get the receiver registered. RDIAs will be a bitch and a half to buy or even find. Well luckily I don't have kids or a wife to worry about and can spend all my free cash on myself.
User avatar #201 - Zarke (04/14/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure just lower receivers are registered/serialized. Uppers are free game from what I know.
User avatar #202 - LocoJoe (04/14/2013) [-]
Yeah the lower will have to be registered. Just gotta pay that $200 tax stamp and then find a RDIAS or lightning link.
#109 - The officer would've mentioned one if he had a warrant. …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/13/2013 on Badge -1
#110 - mr skeltal (04/13/2013) [-]
He didn't warn him. He never finished his sentence. He never once said there's a bull in that field. He just said don't go in it.
#97 - Tracheotomy. So long as you only penetrate the windpipe, you'l… 04/13/2013 on Badge 0
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User avatar #7 - vanoreo (02/12/2013) [-]
Faggot OP blocked me lol, he is butthurt.

You are correct about the Prohibition. I was thinking about the 19th Amendment.

WHICH DENIED WOMEN'S SUFFRAGE
User avatar #8 to #7 - Zarke (02/12/2013) [-]
I'll disagree with that amendment and point that back to the Declaration of Independence:

"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness."

As far as I can see, something denying women a political voice (part of Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness) shouldn't be in there anyways, and I'm glad that society has progressed past that point.
User avatar #9 to #8 - vanoreo (02/12/2013) [-]
k

But daviddavidson is one butthurt ************ .
User avatar #10 to #9 - Zarke (02/12/2013) [-]
I personally think your statements were idiotic. It seems like you've posed much irritation to him in the past. I only let a mosquito land on me so many times before I figure it needs a swat.
User avatar #11 to #10 - vanoreo (02/12/2013) [-]
Meh, some parts of it were genuinely me trying to piss him off (and it worked) and some were actually my opinion.

>Hunting = Good

>AR's = Bad

Whether or not you're a sane human being, that gun can easily go into the wrong hands
User avatar #12 to #11 - Zarke (02/12/2013) [-]
Any gun can go into the wrong hands. Not just "so-called" ARs (which in reality is a scare-term used to describe semi-automatic rifles with scary-looking furniture). Remember that Virginia Tech massacre? Committed with handguns (using 17 10-round magazines at that). Columbine? Shotguns/handguns.

There are millions of these "assault rifles" in the U.S. The vast, vast, VAST majority of which are not used in crime and likely never will be.
User avatar #13 to #12 - vanoreo (02/12/2013) [-]
I for one think we should just get rid of guns all together sometimes...

But that would be incredibly hard, impractical, and guntoting rednecks would get mad.
User avatar #14 to #13 - Zarke (02/12/2013) [-]
Well, that's pretty well impossible and would likely do no good. You'd have to extract everybody from the country, overturn all the soil, search every nook and cranny, and force everybody to walk back in one at a time through metal detectors.

Secondly, not just rednecks. When there's almost a gun for every person in the U.S., you can't generalize such a large number of people as "gun-toting rednecks". People from all walks of life collect, shoot, protect themselves with, hunt with, and compete with firearms. I mean, what about recreational shooters? We aren't harming anybody, and you're arbitrarily robbing us of our hobby because you don't like guns. That goes right against our rights to Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness.
User avatar #6 - Zarke (06/08/2012) [-]
Wow... People actually go through with this stuff sometimes...
#5 - cowpog ONLINE (06/08/2012) [-]
You're FABULOUS darling!
#4 - seekay (06/08/2012) [-]
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User avatar #3 - quotetype (06/08/2012) [-]
COMMENT VIRGINITY :D. oh and btw your fabulous.
User avatar #2 - walcorn (06/08/2012) [-]
You're fabulous
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