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Zarke

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Date Signed Up:3/24/2010
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#141520 - I warned you before going into it, but yes. The cover art is lovely. 01/24/2015 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#141512 - This just came out today. The first track's a bit of…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/24/2015 on Music - new music, hip hop... +1
User avatar #141523 - shibe (01/25/2015) [-]
now my main problem with metal most of the time is vocals

but i'm liking the vocals on this a lot, reminds me a lot of document #7 by pg.99 which for a long time i've thought of the best thing ever

honestly it just sounds like sludgy screamo which i need more of in my life

i like it, 7/10
User avatar #141519 - awesomerninjathing (01/24/2015) [-]
excellent cover ruined by shitty genre ((((((((((((((((
User avatar #141524 - shibe (01/25/2015) [-]
it is honestly the worst album cover i've ever seen though
User avatar #141520 - Zarke (01/24/2015) [-]
I warned you before going into it, but yes. The cover art is lovely.
#631596 - When in doubt, just beat your head against something until one…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/23/2015 on Pokemon +1
User avatar #631619 - gongthehawkeye (01/23/2015) [-]
Adamant
Life Orb
252 HP/Atk, 4 Sp Def
Flare Blitz
Wild Charge
Head Smash
Hammer Arm
It's like running into a brick wall over and over again until you make a dent and then passing out from blunt force trauma to the head.
#141469 - That's almost a 20-year spread. Would you kindly try to narrow… 01/23/2015 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#11483 - I don't remember the make or model, but it was a nice 12-gauge… 01/23/2015 on /guns/ board 0
#631566 - Apparently the event just started. You're good until Nov. 30th 01/22/2015 on Pokemon +1
#9733 - Depends on what you play and how patient you are. You can theo… 01/21/2015 on /tabletop/ 0
#11460 - I'm not even sure if it's anything to write home about, since … 01/21/2015 on /guns/ board 0
#11458 - Were you kicked out of Politics?  [+] (2 new replies) 01/21/2015 on /guns/ board 0
#11459 - logickid (01/21/2015) [-]
i forgot it even was a thing here
User avatar #11460 - Zarke (01/21/2015) [-]
I'm not even sure if it's anything to write home about, since I don't really go there. Lemme know if it's a perpetual train-wreck.
#11456 - >How many of you guys have WW2 weapons? The genera…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/21/2015 on /guns/ board 0
#11457 - logickid (01/21/2015) [-]
i quit
admin make a history board please
User avatar #11458 - Zarke (01/21/2015) [-]
Were you kicked out of Politics?
#11459 - logickid (01/21/2015) [-]
i forgot it even was a thing here
User avatar #11460 - Zarke (01/21/2015) [-]
I'm not even sure if it's anything to write home about, since I don't really go there. Lemme know if it's a perpetual train-wreck.
#141385 - Aight, sat through Eclipse... In terms of impact, it doesn't g… 01/21/2015 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#9100 - "Could you guys please keep this in character?" 01/19/2015 on /tabletop/ 0
#11399 - 1: Has been covered. 2: I'm not sure about numbers, b… 01/19/2015 on /guns/ board +1
#11375 - If he's Canadian, they might be prohibited by name (I don't re… 01/18/2015 on /guns/ board 0
#631131 - Before I came to funnyjunk I thought I was drowning in an anti… 01/16/2015 on Pokemon 0
#9057 - Picture 01/16/2015 on /tabletop/ 0
#11298 - .25ACP is kind've borderline... 01/16/2015 on /guns/ board 0
#9033 - No wonder it's cheap, where would the demand be? That thing's … 01/14/2015 on /tabletop/ 0
#9031 - Or wield 2 massive as **** swords with 3 arms per sword…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/14/2015 on /tabletop/ 0
#9032 - applescryatnight (01/14/2015) [-]
there is actually a weapon thats pretty cheap that you need 6 hands to wield, but it aint worth it. its called a scissor blade, and it basically clamps down on someone and grapples them, and then you stab with another blade thats attached
User avatar #9033 - Zarke (01/14/2015) [-]
No wonder it's cheap, where would the demand be? That thing's probably been on clearance since a week after its invention.
#630913 - Serious nicknames are tough. I'm better at non-serious nicknam… 01/14/2015 on Pokemon 0
#630911 - Mandersand? Might as well have gone with Flygon with that one.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/14/2015 on Pokemon 0
#630912 - anonymous (01/14/2015) [-]
Yeah. Well he is a Shelgon now lvl 30. So 20 levels untill he evolves. Still cant come up with a better name...
User avatar #630913 - Zarke (01/14/2015) [-]
Serious nicknames are tough. I'm better at non-serious nicknames to Pokemon I give to friends (like Ms. Nibbles, the Gabite; Mr. Subtlety, the Head Smashing Aron; Buuulbasaur?, the Charmander; Long'N'Strong, the I forget what; etc.)
#630907 - I was never good at nicknames...  [+] (4 new replies) 01/14/2015 on Pokemon 0
#630910 - anonymous (01/14/2015) [-]
I named it Draclore but idk its not the best name Ive ever come up with :/
User avatar #630911 - Zarke (01/14/2015) [-]
Mandersand? Might as well have gone with Flygon with that one.
#630912 - anonymous (01/14/2015) [-]
Yeah. Well he is a Shelgon now lvl 30. So 20 levels untill he evolves. Still cant come up with a better name...
User avatar #630913 - Zarke (01/14/2015) [-]
Serious nicknames are tough. I'm better at non-serious nicknames to Pokemon I give to friends (like Ms. Nibbles, the Gabite; Mr. Subtlety, the Head Smashing Aron; Buuulbasaur?, the Charmander; Long'N'Strong, the I forget what; etc.)
#178 - Depending on your level of technical proficiency, caring for y… 01/14/2015 on If Guns Were Advertised... +1
#630898 - Yeah, there's not much that Altaria can do that Salamence can'…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/14/2015 on Pokemon 0
#630906 - anonymous (01/14/2015) [-]
Caught one now all I gotta do is come up with a good nickname
User avatar #630907 - Zarke (01/14/2015) [-]
I was never good at nicknames...
#630910 - anonymous (01/14/2015) [-]
I named it Draclore but idk its not the best name Ive ever come up with :/
User avatar #630911 - Zarke (01/14/2015) [-]
Mandersand? Might as well have gone with Flygon with that one.
#630912 - anonymous (01/14/2015) [-]
Yeah. Well he is a Shelgon now lvl 30. So 20 levels untill he evolves. Still cant come up with a better name...
User avatar #630913 - Zarke (01/14/2015) [-]
Serious nicknames are tough. I'm better at non-serious nicknames to Pokemon I give to friends (like Ms. Nibbles, the Gabite; Mr. Subtlety, the Head Smashing Aron; Buuulbasaur?, the Charmander; Long'N'Strong, the I forget what; etc.)
#630893 - I was mostly kidding. Of the 3 you posted, you can pr…  [+] (8 new replies) 01/14/2015 on Pokemon 0
#630894 - anonymous (01/14/2015) [-]
Well The difference in Salamence & Altarias defence is very low and Salamence is so much better at Everything else I will probably go for it. So of to find a Bagon!
User avatar #630898 - Zarke (01/14/2015) [-]
Yeah, there's not much that Altaria can do that Salamence can't that would make the Elite 4 much easier, bar maybe Safeguard, and even that isn't essential to just clear it.
#630906 - anonymous (01/14/2015) [-]
Caught one now all I gotta do is come up with a good nickname
User avatar #630907 - Zarke (01/14/2015) [-]
I was never good at nicknames...
#630910 - anonymous (01/14/2015) [-]
I named it Draclore but idk its not the best name Ive ever come up with :/
User avatar #630911 - Zarke (01/14/2015) [-]
Mandersand? Might as well have gone with Flygon with that one.
#630912 - anonymous (01/14/2015) [-]
Yeah. Well he is a Shelgon now lvl 30. So 20 levels untill he evolves. Still cant come up with a better name...
User avatar #630913 - Zarke (01/14/2015) [-]
Serious nicknames are tough. I'm better at non-serious nicknames to Pokemon I give to friends (like Ms. Nibbles, the Gabite; Mr. Subtlety, the Head Smashing Aron; Buuulbasaur?, the Charmander; Long'N'Strong, the I forget what; etc.)

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User avatar #7 - vanoreo (02/12/2013) [-]
Faggot OP blocked me lol, he is butthurt.

You are correct about the Prohibition. I was thinking about the 19th Amendment.

WHICH DENIED WOMEN'S SUFFRAGE
User avatar #8 to #7 - Zarke (02/12/2013) [-]
I'll disagree with that amendment and point that back to the Declaration of Independence:

"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness."

As far as I can see, something denying women a political voice (part of Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness) shouldn't be in there anyways, and I'm glad that society has progressed past that point.
User avatar #9 to #8 - vanoreo (02/12/2013) [-]
k

But daviddavidson is one butthurt ************ .
User avatar #10 to #9 - Zarke (02/12/2013) [-]
I personally think your statements were idiotic. It seems like you've posed much irritation to him in the past. I only let a mosquito land on me so many times before I figure it needs a swat.
User avatar #11 to #10 - vanoreo (02/12/2013) [-]
Meh, some parts of it were genuinely me trying to piss him off (and it worked) and some were actually my opinion.

>Hunting = Good

>AR's = Bad

Whether or not you're a sane human being, that gun can easily go into the wrong hands
User avatar #12 to #11 - Zarke (02/12/2013) [-]
Any gun can go into the wrong hands. Not just "so-called" ARs (which in reality is a scare-term used to describe semi-automatic rifles with scary-looking furniture). Remember that Virginia Tech massacre? Committed with handguns (using 17 10-round magazines at that). Columbine? Shotguns/handguns.

There are millions of these "assault rifles" in the U.S. The vast, vast, VAST majority of which are not used in crime and likely never will be.
User avatar #13 to #12 - vanoreo (02/12/2013) [-]
I for one think we should just get rid of guns all together sometimes...

But that would be incredibly hard, impractical, and guntoting rednecks would get mad.
User avatar #14 to #13 - Zarke (02/12/2013) [-]
Well, that's pretty well impossible and would likely do no good. You'd have to extract everybody from the country, overturn all the soil, search every nook and cranny, and force everybody to walk back in one at a time through metal detectors.

Secondly, not just rednecks. When there's almost a gun for every person in the U.S., you can't generalize such a large number of people as "gun-toting rednecks". People from all walks of life collect, shoot, protect themselves with, hunt with, and compete with firearms. I mean, what about recreational shooters? We aren't harming anybody, and you're arbitrarily robbing us of our hobby because you don't like guns. That goes right against our rights to Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness.
User avatar #6 - Zarke (06/08/2012) [-]
Wow... People actually go through with this stuff sometimes...
#5 - cowpog (06/08/2012) [-]
You're FABULOUS darling!
#4 - seekay (06/08/2012) [-]
<- You
<- You
User avatar #3 - quotetype (06/08/2012) [-]
COMMENT VIRGINITY :D. oh and btw your fabulous.
User avatar #2 - walcorn (06/08/2012) [-]
You're fabulous
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