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#77499 - That's KING Buzzo, to you. 06/07/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#27 - Well, they can't use blood from donors. It's pretty much pure …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/01/2013 on Fucking Science! +102
#45 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/01/2013) [-]
if every donor gives pure alcohol then every donor can recive pure alcohol and the normal blood is whats not fitting in.
#97 - SunilCCXXXVII (06/01/2013) [-]
Because only people with souls can regenerate blood. As 95% of Scottish population is ginger, they would all just have to be given their blood back.
#6 - Good. That stuff isn't beer or wine. It's homosexuality in a glass.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/28/2013 on The Perfect Night Out! 0
#7 - leobreacker (05/28/2013) [-]
Well put.
#2 - It's a great deal. You get two bones in one. 05/28/2013 on FAIL +45
#4 - Exactly. Ain't nobody got time for that. Drink up.  [+] (3 new replies) 05/28/2013 on The Perfect Night Out! +1
#5 - leobreacker (05/28/2013) [-]
I don't drink beer/wine.
User avatar #6 - Zarke (05/28/2013) [-]
Good. That stuff isn't beer or wine. It's homosexuality in a glass.
#7 - leobreacker (05/28/2013) [-]
Well put.
#2 - Here's one: euthanasia. By living, you are dying the slowe…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/28/2013 on The Perfect Night Out! +1
#3 - leobreacker (05/28/2013) [-]
Thank you but
User avatar #4 - Zarke (05/28/2013) [-]
Exactly. Ain't nobody got time for that. Drink up.
#5 - leobreacker (05/28/2013) [-]
I don't drink beer/wine.
User avatar #6 - Zarke (05/28/2013) [-]
Good. That stuff isn't beer or wine. It's homosexuality in a glass.
#7 - leobreacker (05/28/2013) [-]
Well put.
#46 - Captain Buzz Killington and his lackey Private Bringdown. 05/25/2013 on MORE ! +1
#45 - Except the cat probably died of old age sometime either before…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/25/2013 on MORE ! +3
User avatar #57 - xXMAQXx (05/25/2013) [-]
but then it has 8 more lives duh
User avatar #48 - therealslim (05/25/2013) [-]
Technically a horcrux cant die
It anchors the soul to earth and in the books it said only the other could kill it an allusion to the idea that they can only be destroyed by others
and the actual quote is The one with the power to vanquish the Dark Lord approaches

... born to those who have thrice defied him, born as the seventh month dies ... and the Dark Lord will mark him as his equal, but he will have power the Dark Lord knows not ... and either must die at the hand of the other for neither can live while the other survives ... the one with the power to vanquish the Dark Lord will be born as the seventh month dies
so one of them would have to kill the cat since its a living creature
#50 - blackandwhitegod (05/25/2013) [-]
Actually no.

Living Horcruxs can die. I forget when but Dumbledore says at one point the riskiest Crux is his snake, because it is the one that will die. Which is why He who must not be named had to keep it close by, it was mortal.
User avatar #51 - therealslim (05/25/2013) [-]
Mortal yes but it has to be killed thats the reason he was supposed to keep it close because it could be killed
As proven by Neville longbottom
So following that principal the cat should live until its killed
#53 - lupineterror (05/25/2013) [-]
I don't remember if it was ever stated that a living horcrux couldn't die of old age, but it's been a while since I read them.
User avatar #52 - imthecook (05/25/2013) [-]
harry potter took off in usa therefor jk rowling decided it was best that harry survive, being the main character and all, harry and voldemort are supposed to be dead. in fact, neville longbottem could have been the chosen one since they share the same birthday.
User avatar #46 - Zarke (05/25/2013) [-]
Captain Buzz Killington and his lackey Private Bringdown.
#47 - If the air was thick enough to slow down a ball that much, I h… 05/23/2013 on Yeah, stupid space +2
#46 - I feel so sorry for those whose heads are longer than their shafts. 05/23/2013 on Penis study +3
#40 - To clarify: By "larger", they mean "wider".  [+] (3 new replies) 05/23/2013 on Penis study 0
User avatar #52 - xXMAQXx (05/23/2013) [-]
what if is "girthier" or more "girthy" or "girthlier"
User avatar #45 - redthumbmaster (05/23/2013) [-]
lol like instead of longer? hahahah
User avatar #46 - Zarke (05/23/2013) [-]
I feel so sorry for those whose heads are longer than their shafts.
#1 - Lost it at the NAMBLA jab. 05/13/2013 on come get the blocks 0
#100 - Found the vegan.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/10/2013 on I don't know what I expected 0
#180 - abdullahmag (05/10/2013) [-]
nope, i eat meats.
#98 - Look for quail eggs. 05/10/2013 on I don't know what I expected 0
#96 - Never mind. I was wrong. 05/10/2013 on I don't know what I expected 0
#95 - The grade of the egg is the size. I'm going to do some researc…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/10/2013 on I don't know what I expected 0
User avatar #96 - Zarke (05/10/2013) [-]
Never mind. I was wrong.
#129 - Hey, ******* . Where's the face?  [+] (2 new replies) 05/10/2013 on Wonders of zooming +1
#132 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/10/2013) [-]
TFW means That Feel When
User avatar #148 - Obot (05/15/2013) [-]
TFW meant "That/The face when" before feels were even acknowledged.
#28527 - There are a lot of small details, but the President/Prime Mini… 05/05/2013 on Politics - politics news,... 0
#70173 - Like a father, but with a vagina. In all seriousness,…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/05/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #70208 - roflstorm (05/05/2013) [-]
Thanks bud
#440876 - Also, hand s . Give me some credit, eh? 05/04/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#440872 - Tried that. Now it's caught in the ceiling fan. 05/04/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#440691 - I think I got it all working. I may not have taken everyone's … 05/03/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#440631 - Alright, got everything working EXCEPT for one thing. The righ…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/03/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #440633 - fitemeirl (05/03/2013) [-]
as psycho said, select xbox 360 controller emulator and hit enable. test vibrations to see if it works and voila! done.

you can also go to Game controller panel and hit properties to test if the buttons work.
User avatar #440691 - Zarke (05/03/2013) [-]
I think I got it all working. I may not have taken everyone's advice about everything, but you and everyone else certainly helped a lot. Thanks for your time =D
#440599 - I'm working through that. It wasn't working, but started coope… 05/03/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#440593 - Oops, meant Bluetooth. Just got a USB/Bluetooth interface thing. 05/03/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
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User avatar #7 - vanoreo (02/12/2013) [-]
Faggot OP blocked me lol, he is butthurt.

You are correct about the Prohibition. I was thinking about the 19th Amendment.

WHICH DENIED WOMEN'S SUFFRAGE
User avatar #8 to #7 - Zarke (02/12/2013) [-]
I'll disagree with that amendment and point that back to the Declaration of Independence:

"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness."

As far as I can see, something denying women a political voice (part of Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness) shouldn't be in there anyways, and I'm glad that society has progressed past that point.
User avatar #9 to #8 - vanoreo (02/12/2013) [-]
k

But daviddavidson is one butthurt ************ .
User avatar #10 to #9 - Zarke (02/12/2013) [-]
I personally think your statements were idiotic. It seems like you've posed much irritation to him in the past. I only let a mosquito land on me so many times before I figure it needs a swat.
User avatar #11 to #10 - vanoreo (02/12/2013) [-]
Meh, some parts of it were genuinely me trying to piss him off (and it worked) and some were actually my opinion.

>Hunting = Good

>AR's = Bad

Whether or not you're a sane human being, that gun can easily go into the wrong hands
User avatar #12 to #11 - Zarke (02/12/2013) [-]
Any gun can go into the wrong hands. Not just "so-called" ARs (which in reality is a scare-term used to describe semi-automatic rifles with scary-looking furniture). Remember that Virginia Tech massacre? Committed with handguns (using 17 10-round magazines at that). Columbine? Shotguns/handguns.

There are millions of these "assault rifles" in the U.S. The vast, vast, VAST majority of which are not used in crime and likely never will be.
User avatar #13 to #12 - vanoreo (02/12/2013) [-]
I for one think we should just get rid of guns all together sometimes...

But that would be incredibly hard, impractical, and guntoting rednecks would get mad.
User avatar #14 to #13 - Zarke (02/12/2013) [-]
Well, that's pretty well impossible and would likely do no good. You'd have to extract everybody from the country, overturn all the soil, search every nook and cranny, and force everybody to walk back in one at a time through metal detectors.

Secondly, not just rednecks. When there's almost a gun for every person in the U.S., you can't generalize such a large number of people as "gun-toting rednecks". People from all walks of life collect, shoot, protect themselves with, hunt with, and compete with firearms. I mean, what about recreational shooters? We aren't harming anybody, and you're arbitrarily robbing us of our hobby because you don't like guns. That goes right against our rights to Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness.
User avatar #6 - Zarke (06/08/2012) [-]
Wow... People actually go through with this stuff sometimes...
#5 - cowpog ONLINE (06/08/2012) [-]
You're FABULOUS darling!
#4 - seekay (06/08/2012) [-]
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User avatar #3 - quotetype ONLINE (06/08/2012) [-]
COMMENT VIRGINITY :D. oh and btw your fabulous.
User avatar #2 - walcorn (06/08/2012) [-]
You're fabulous
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