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Zarke    

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#440583 - I'm trying to hook up a PS3 con troll er to my PC via USB. Can…  [+] (19 new replies) 05/03/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#440793 - rougeflame (05/04/2013) [-]
Step one: Remove your dick from your hand.
User avatar #440876 - Zarke (05/04/2013) [-]
Also, hands. Give me some credit, eh?
User avatar #440872 - Zarke (05/04/2013) [-]
Tried that. Now it's caught in the ceiling fan.
User avatar #440629 - psychonixx (05/03/2013) [-]
Select the Xinput-Default Xbox 360 Controller Emulator mode then hit the Vibration Testing thing.
#440615 - adzo has deleted their comment.
User avatar #440623 - fitemeirl (05/03/2013) [-]
DS3 tool is the executable name for motionjoy, it's the same thing.
User avatar #440631 - Zarke (05/03/2013) [-]
Alright, got everything working EXCEPT for one thing. The right analog stick. Any way to tie that to the mouse?
User avatar #440633 - fitemeirl (05/03/2013) [-]
as psycho said, select xbox 360 controller emulator and hit enable. test vibrations to see if it works and voila! done.

you can also go to Game controller panel and hit properties to test if the buttons work.
User avatar #440691 - Zarke (05/03/2013) [-]
I think I got it all working. I may not have taken everyone's advice about everything, but you and everyone else certainly helped a lot. Thanks for your time =D
#440628 - adzo has deleted their comment.
User avatar #440632 - fitemeirl (05/03/2013) [-]
Oh I see, thought you meant that DS3 was better, when they are the same thing, my bad.
User avatar #440594 - fitemeirl (05/03/2013) [-]
download motionjoy and look up a guide on how to set it up.
User avatar #440599 - Zarke (05/03/2013) [-]
I'm working through that. It wasn't working, but started cooperating after I re-installed it... Fuck, feel so stupid when it does that.
User avatar #440585 - muffinzexe (05/03/2013) [-]
As far as I know you need a Bluetooth connector thing.
User avatar #440593 - Zarke (05/03/2013) [-]
Oops, meant Bluetooth. Just got a USB/Bluetooth interface thing.
User avatar #440591 - rafeky (05/03/2013) [-]
>via USB?
User avatar #440597 - muffinzexe (05/03/2013) [-]
I think it doesn't work with the USB cable. You need a Bluetooh conector. You connect the Bluetooth conector to the PC and then connect it to your controller. That's just what I read somewhere.
User avatar #440634 - rafeky (05/03/2013) [-]
All you need is DS3 tool and it works. Too bad the standard chord is so short.
User avatar #440600 - fitemeirl (05/03/2013) [-]
allow me to educate you, there is this fantastic thing called software that lets your computer do all kinds of crazy stuff. using a ps3 controller with a usb-miniusb cable works like a charm with the right software.
#211 - Hold on... So ******** "math", governme… 05/03/2013 on Star Wars -2
#205 - 1+1 = 3 for exceedingly large values of 1. 3 + 3 = 7 for e…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/03/2013 on Star Wars -5
#206 - jimmyjab (05/03/2013) [-]
In no world does any value of 63 + 63 ever fucking equal 100. You sir, or madam, are a dumbass.
User avatar #211 - Zarke (05/03/2013) [-]
Hold on... So bullshit "math", government conspiracy theories, outright lying about the age of the Bible, and inventing a religion doesn't tip you off that I'm just joking around? Who, exactly, is the dumbass?
#189 - 1: 0 + 0 can equal 1 for extremely large values of 0. 2: I…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/03/2013 on Star Wars -3
#195 - jimmyjab (05/03/2013) [-]
He said 100, not 1.
User avatar #205 - Zarke (05/03/2013) [-]
1+1 = 3 for exceedingly large values of 1.
3 + 3 = 7 for exceedingly large values of 3.
7 + 7 = 15 for exceedingly large values of 7.
15 + 15 = 31 for exceedingly large values of 15.
31 + 31 = 63 for exceedingly large values of 31.
63 + 63 = 100 for extraordinarily small values of 63.
#206 - jimmyjab (05/03/2013) [-]
In no world does any value of 63 + 63 ever fucking equal 100. You sir, or madam, are a dumbass.
User avatar #211 - Zarke (05/03/2013) [-]
Hold on... So bullshit "math", government conspiracy theories, outright lying about the age of the Bible, and inventing a religion doesn't tip you off that I'm just joking around? Who, exactly, is the dumbass?
#107 - Damn, bro. Late to the party? 05/03/2013 on Pokemon Facts 5 0
#91 - Haha, Iceland and his penises... 05/02/2013 on America +2
#28241 - What they are needed for should not be the question. Nobody sh… 05/01/2013 on Politics - politics news,... +1
#28100 - At the very least it's a gesture. Bearing arms in itself is an…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/29/2013 on Politics - politics news,... +1
User avatar #28101 - duudegladiator (04/29/2013) [-]
It is a thing of Complacency along with a feeling of self righteousness. Those people who don't want others to own guns have multiple bodyguards who possess guns. They are just too stupid to understand it.

I love the saying a Japanese Admiral said during WW2 about invading the U.S.
"If we were to invade the US, we would find a gun behind every blade of grass."
#75 - Eh, I haven't had that same experience. You must be living sur…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/29/2013 on Black Metal Recording Studio +3
User avatar #77 - faperto (04/29/2013) [-]
indeed...metalheads around here are just; iron maiden, emperor....

no more genres or kind of metal, meh.
#71 - I speak in general terms, but I'll assume that many dedicated …  [+] (3 new replies) 04/28/2013 on Black Metal Recording Studio +2
User avatar #72 - faperto (04/29/2013) [-]
most metalheads are closed mind douches... i mean "metalheads"
User avatar #75 - Zarke (04/29/2013) [-]
Eh, I haven't had that same experience. You must be living surrounded by assholes.
User avatar #77 - faperto (04/29/2013) [-]
indeed...metalheads around here are just; iron maiden, emperor....

no more genres or kind of metal, meh.
#173 - Doesn't have to. Just has to get you champing at the bit... 04/28/2013 on Best app ever! 0
#241 - Having the right to say something doesn't free you from the so… 04/28/2013 on sounds about right 0
#28095 - Then why the **** do they try to take "well-…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/28/2013 on Politics - politics news,... 0
User avatar #28099 - duudegladiator (04/29/2013) [-]
Because the rich people don't understand the needs for guns goes past "Hunting".
User avatar #28100 - Zarke (04/29/2013) [-]
At the very least it's a gesture. Bearing arms in itself is an act of defiance, the very thing that founded the U.S. in the first place. Of course some people should be free to be complacent if they choose, but why should that mean that everyone has to be?
User avatar #28101 - duudegladiator (04/29/2013) [-]
It is a thing of Complacency along with a feeling of self righteousness. Those people who don't want others to own guns have multiple bodyguards who possess guns. They are just too stupid to understand it.

I love the saying a Japanese Admiral said during WW2 about invading the U.S.
"If we were to invade the US, we would find a gun behind every blade of grass."
#59 - It's brilliant. Metalheads can laugh at it because they know h…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/28/2013 on Black Metal Recording Studio +3
User avatar #65 - faperto (04/28/2013) [-]
Metalhead is not just blackmetal, death or any brutal/symphonyc stuff....
but the point is clear
User avatar #71 - Zarke (04/28/2013) [-]
I speak in general terms, but I'll assume that many dedicated (extreme) Metalheads are at least *aware* of Black Metal, even if they don't appreciate the particular style.
User avatar #72 - faperto (04/29/2013) [-]
most metalheads are closed mind douches... i mean "metalheads"
User avatar #75 - Zarke (04/29/2013) [-]
Eh, I haven't had that same experience. You must be living surrounded by assholes.
User avatar #77 - faperto (04/29/2013) [-]
indeed...metalheads around here are just; iron maiden, emperor....

no more genres or kind of metal, meh.
#149 - *roII 2* Maybe? 04/28/2013 on cawcaw caww 0
#148 - **Zarke rolls 30** EFG, I know it's in your name, b…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/28/2013 on cawcaw caww 0
User avatar #149 - Zarke (04/28/2013) [-]
*roII 2*
Maybe?
#27947 - Laws establish a code of justice; a system by which actions de… 04/26/2013 on Politics - politics news,... 0
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#165 - Hm... You're short about a hundred armed revolutions. Step up … 04/25/2013 on Dear Teabaggers... +3
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#68141 - For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. The … 04/23/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
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User avatar #7 - vanoreo (02/12/2013) [-]
Faggot OP blocked me lol, he is butthurt.

You are correct about the Prohibition. I was thinking about the 19th Amendment.

WHICH DENIED WOMEN'S SUFFRAGE
User avatar #8 to #7 - Zarke (02/12/2013) [-]
I'll disagree with that amendment and point that back to the Declaration of Independence:

"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness."

As far as I can see, something denying women a political voice (part of Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness) shouldn't be in there anyways, and I'm glad that society has progressed past that point.
User avatar #9 to #8 - vanoreo (02/12/2013) [-]
k

But daviddavidson is one butthurt ************ .
User avatar #10 to #9 - Zarke (02/12/2013) [-]
I personally think your statements were idiotic. It seems like you've posed much irritation to him in the past. I only let a mosquito land on me so many times before I figure it needs a swat.
User avatar #11 to #10 - vanoreo (02/12/2013) [-]
Meh, some parts of it were genuinely me trying to piss him off (and it worked) and some were actually my opinion.

>Hunting = Good

>AR's = Bad

Whether or not you're a sane human being, that gun can easily go into the wrong hands
User avatar #12 to #11 - Zarke (02/12/2013) [-]
Any gun can go into the wrong hands. Not just "so-called" ARs (which in reality is a scare-term used to describe semi-automatic rifles with scary-looking furniture). Remember that Virginia Tech massacre? Committed with handguns (using 17 10-round magazines at that). Columbine? Shotguns/handguns.

There are millions of these "assault rifles" in the U.S. The vast, vast, VAST majority of which are not used in crime and likely never will be.
User avatar #13 to #12 - vanoreo (02/12/2013) [-]
I for one think we should just get rid of guns all together sometimes...

But that would be incredibly hard, impractical, and guntoting rednecks would get mad.
User avatar #14 to #13 - Zarke (02/12/2013) [-]
Well, that's pretty well impossible and would likely do no good. You'd have to extract everybody from the country, overturn all the soil, search every nook and cranny, and force everybody to walk back in one at a time through metal detectors.

Secondly, not just rednecks. When there's almost a gun for every person in the U.S., you can't generalize such a large number of people as "gun-toting rednecks". People from all walks of life collect, shoot, protect themselves with, hunt with, and compete with firearms. I mean, what about recreational shooters? We aren't harming anybody, and you're arbitrarily robbing us of our hobby because you don't like guns. That goes right against our rights to Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness.
User avatar #6 - Zarke (06/08/2012) [-]
Wow... People actually go through with this stuff sometimes...
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COMMENT VIRGINITY :D. oh and btw your fabulous.
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