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#470 - Well, it's charming and happy. It's definitely marketed toward… 04/13/2014 on Thanks 4chan 0
#78 - Caroline Pierce 04/08/2014 on (untitled) +2
#78 - Some LGBTQ boards are probably also dancing in their chairs as well. 04/08/2014 on Git tar 0
#74 - Well, if that guitar was worth anything, surely the owner woul… 04/08/2014 on Git tar 0
#34 - They're not called "girl toys" anymore. Just call th…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/08/2014 on Git tar +38
User avatar #71 - jaggedherp (04/08/2014) [-]
/mlp/ was so happy. I work at a McDonalds, still haven't had to make the distinction or been told to, but I checked /mlp/ a week after the toys launch. First post "We did it guys" with a pic of the policy.
User avatar #78 - Zarke (04/08/2014) [-]
Some LGBTQ boards are probably also dancing in their chairs as well.
#48 - There's like a 90% chance at that happening, and that's being … 04/05/2014 on Sometimes Drunk Me leaves... 0
#267 - It's the band-aid you put over the wound until it heals. It do… 04/01/2014 on 2 minutes of pure feels 0
#256 - Amadou Diallo was shot 41 times by police officers for standin…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/29/2014 on 2 minutes of pure feels 0
User avatar #263 - thegamegestapo (03/29/2014) [-]
The problem is that people view victim blaming as part of the solution. If you put your statement into advice then it becomes "DON'T GO OUTSIDE! It's full of blacks, queers and crime. Oh if only Diane were here!"

It doesn't address the bigger picture.
User avatar #267 - Zarke (04/01/2014) [-]
It's the band-aid you put over the wound until it heals. It doesn't solve the underlying problems in society, but it helps keep things from getting worse. The problem is that both the people who say and are told things like this come at it from the wrong point of view. There's a sliding scale between security and freedom, and the individual does have to be responsible enough to consider the risks of a given decision and decide whether or not to take precautions and accept the risks associated with that decision. As unfortunate as it is, there are unsavory people out there, and until they've all either learned a better way or just fucked off and died, they're a factor that has to be accounted for. Otherwise, people are just lemmings charging off a cliff while a bridge across is under construction.
#33 - I'm no master at the art, but it looks like he's saying "… 03/16/2014 on kill your brother 0
#10 - If you've got a time machine, you can do everything ever simul… 03/13/2014 on if only... 0
#182 - Also the prototyped G11, where the rounds do sit exactly like … 03/09/2014 on /k/ intensifies 0
#180 - To explain the cringe, bullets are usually (you could probably…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/09/2014 on /k/ intensifies 0
User avatar #181 - badmotorfinger (03/09/2014) [-]
all i can think of is the FN P90, in which rounds are loaded horizontally and rotate before feeding downwards into the gun
User avatar #182 - Zarke (03/09/2014) [-]
Also the prototyped G11, where the rounds do sit exactly like they were "loaded" in the .gif above.
#101831 - I've yet to have a guitar with a Floyd Rose... The guitar I me…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/02/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
User avatar #101833 - darksideofthebeast (03/02/2014) [-]
Man, the floyd rose is a bitch to take care of.
But if you set it up right, it's worth it.

Too bad I can't bend my g string without it going out of tune because the neck and the bridge are fucked and I can't fix them by myself.
#101829 - Ah. Well, 11's might give you more versatility next time if yo…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/01/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
User avatar #101830 - darksideofthebeast (03/01/2014) [-]
Well, the good thing about the floyd rose is; it gives way to the bridge before the neck.

I need to get the truss rod adjusted anyways.
User avatar #101831 - Zarke (03/02/2014) [-]
I've yet to have a guitar with a Floyd Rose... The guitar I mentioned has a Bigsby vibrato bar. It was *not* fun wrapping those 24-gauge strings around that little roller bar...
User avatar #101833 - darksideofthebeast (03/02/2014) [-]
Man, the floyd rose is a bitch to take care of.
But if you set it up right, it's worth it.

Too bad I can't bend my g string without it going out of tune because the neck and the bridge are fucked and I can't fix them by myself.
#101802 - Who convinced you to try that? And how heavy are we talking, h…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/01/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
User avatar #101828 - darksideofthebeast (03/01/2014) [-]
12.

I convinced myself because I've been playing in drop c - stan d.
User avatar #101829 - Zarke (03/01/2014) [-]
Ah. Well, 11's might give you more versatility next time if you're only down in C/D. They're still tight in E, but it's not going to snap your neck in half.
User avatar #101830 - darksideofthebeast (03/01/2014) [-]
Well, the good thing about the floyd rose is; it gives way to the bridge before the neck.

I need to get the truss rod adjusted anyways.
User avatar #101831 - Zarke (03/02/2014) [-]
I've yet to have a guitar with a Floyd Rose... The guitar I mentioned has a Bigsby vibrato bar. It was *not* fun wrapping those 24-gauge strings around that little roller bar...
User avatar #101833 - darksideofthebeast (03/02/2014) [-]
Man, the floyd rose is a bitch to take care of.
But if you set it up right, it's worth it.

Too bad I can't bend my g string without it going out of tune because the neck and the bridge are fucked and I can't fix them by myself.
#101790 - Anyone here got tips for amplifying/EQing a guitar in E Standa…  [+] (7 new replies) 03/01/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
User avatar #101796 - darksideofthebeast (03/01/2014) [-]
I have no idea. But I can say I'm pissed because my guitar can't tune into e standard because I bought too heavy gauge strings...


User avatar #101802 - Zarke (03/01/2014) [-]
Who convinced you to try that? And how heavy are we talking, here? 12 or 13-gauge?
User avatar #101828 - darksideofthebeast (03/01/2014) [-]
12.

I convinced myself because I've been playing in drop c - stan d.
User avatar #101829 - Zarke (03/01/2014) [-]
Ah. Well, 11's might give you more versatility next time if you're only down in C/D. They're still tight in E, but it's not going to snap your neck in half.
User avatar #101830 - darksideofthebeast (03/01/2014) [-]
Well, the good thing about the floyd rose is; it gives way to the bridge before the neck.

I need to get the truss rod adjusted anyways.
User avatar #101831 - Zarke (03/02/2014) [-]
I've yet to have a guitar with a Floyd Rose... The guitar I mentioned has a Bigsby vibrato bar. It was *not* fun wrapping those 24-gauge strings around that little roller bar...
User avatar #101833 - darksideofthebeast (03/02/2014) [-]
Man, the floyd rose is a bitch to take care of.
But if you set it up right, it's worth it.

Too bad I can't bend my g string without it going out of tune because the neck and the bridge are fucked and I can't fix them by myself.
#36 - Psh, nah. They'd hand Oscar to the mother. 02/21/2014 on Leo's nightmares +7
#73 - Comment deleted 02/14/2014 on Orc Donkey Punch 0
#124 - I didn't think it was possible, but Spidey does indeed groove … 02/11/2014 on spiderman will dance to any... 0
#253 - I'm glad they also require a vacuum cleaner to get off. 02/09/2014 on Cool Stuff Comp 3 +1
#14 - Profit hard. 02/07/2014 on Bullet controll 0
#37 - P-fruits for your Penis: Pears, Peaches, Plums, Pineapple  [+] (1 new reply) 02/07/2014 on like strawberries, right? +2
#66 - thelastamerican (02/07/2014) [-]
I think Mythbusters should do an episode about this. Someone go find Carry and Scotty. We've got science to do.
#106 - Comment deleted 02/06/2014 on Cultural marxism at work 0
#7 - Here's the keystone: What are stars made of? 01/26/2014 on Wisdom +2
#24 - Because in my opinion, a good ass can make up for lackluster t…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/24/2014 on Tits or Asses +45
#126 - fecal (01/24/2014) [-]
But is this so because you are an assman, or because it's actually true? I guess boob-people ( a wonderful term) have the same thing but then turned around. for myself I have to say it's all about proportions. A girl with big tits thats skinny as fuck and has no ass is horrible. but girls with small tits and butt can be pretty damn hot to me, as are girls with both in ample supply.
User avatar #30 - stringfingerable (01/24/2014) [-]
This is it. This is a perfect answer.
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User avatar #7 - vanoreo (02/12/2013) [-]
Faggot OP blocked me lol, he is butthurt.

You are correct about the Prohibition. I was thinking about the 19th Amendment.

WHICH DENIED WOMEN'S SUFFRAGE
User avatar #8 to #7 - Zarke (02/12/2013) [-]
I'll disagree with that amendment and point that back to the Declaration of Independence:

"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness."

As far as I can see, something denying women a political voice (part of Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness) shouldn't be in there anyways, and I'm glad that society has progressed past that point.
User avatar #9 to #8 - vanoreo (02/12/2013) [-]
k

But daviddavidson is one butthurt ************ .
User avatar #10 to #9 - Zarke (02/12/2013) [-]
I personally think your statements were idiotic. It seems like you've posed much irritation to him in the past. I only let a mosquito land on me so many times before I figure it needs a swat.
User avatar #11 to #10 - vanoreo (02/12/2013) [-]
Meh, some parts of it were genuinely me trying to piss him off (and it worked) and some were actually my opinion.

>Hunting = Good

>AR's = Bad

Whether or not you're a sane human being, that gun can easily go into the wrong hands
User avatar #12 to #11 - Zarke (02/12/2013) [-]
Any gun can go into the wrong hands. Not just "so-called" ARs (which in reality is a scare-term used to describe semi-automatic rifles with scary-looking furniture). Remember that Virginia Tech massacre? Committed with handguns (using 17 10-round magazines at that). Columbine? Shotguns/handguns.

There are millions of these "assault rifles" in the U.S. The vast, vast, VAST majority of which are not used in crime and likely never will be.
User avatar #13 to #12 - vanoreo (02/12/2013) [-]
I for one think we should just get rid of guns all together sometimes...

But that would be incredibly hard, impractical, and guntoting rednecks would get mad.
User avatar #14 to #13 - Zarke (02/12/2013) [-]
Well, that's pretty well impossible and would likely do no good. You'd have to extract everybody from the country, overturn all the soil, search every nook and cranny, and force everybody to walk back in one at a time through metal detectors.

Secondly, not just rednecks. When there's almost a gun for every person in the U.S., you can't generalize such a large number of people as "gun-toting rednecks". People from all walks of life collect, shoot, protect themselves with, hunt with, and compete with firearms. I mean, what about recreational shooters? We aren't harming anybody, and you're arbitrarily robbing us of our hobby because you don't like guns. That goes right against our rights to Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness.
User avatar #6 - Zarke (06/08/2012) [-]
Wow... People actually go through with this stuff sometimes...
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You're FABULOUS darling!
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COMMENT VIRGINITY :D. oh and btw your fabulous.
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You're fabulous
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