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Zarke    

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Date Signed Up:3/24/2010
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#266 - No, you ****** up your English. "2 inches *… 10/31/2013 on 12 Myths About Sex 0
#24 - In my limited experience, we had more fun trying to get that s… 10/27/2013 on ladys please +9
#164 - Correction, it's "octopussies". 10/20/2013 on finding nemo 0
#182 - He just got finished with an orphanage. Next is the maternity ward.  [+] (2 new replies) 10/13/2013 on guns 0
User avatar #255 - playerdous (10/13/2013) [-]
I get it. Its to replace all the orphan right. You know after hes done with the maternity ward.
User avatar #184 - niggernazi (10/13/2013) [-]
HEIL YEAH!
#36 - USA - Specific shoulder/tricep exercise. Not a stable carry po…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/04/2013 on Meanwhile In Scotland +59
User avatar #54 - Mahazama (10/04/2013) [-]
Not to mention both logs have hugely different densitites and weights.
User avatar #38 - WMDxVeLoCiTy (10/04/2013) [-]
plus russia is only carrying it to a destination very close while USA is going several miles on a beach.
#381 - Needless to say, if you're not cool with it, then **** … 09/28/2013 on Spreading that knowledge 0
#380 - If you're cool with it, then it can't be rape. If you're n…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/28/2013 on Spreading that knowledge 0
User avatar #381 - Zarke (09/28/2013) [-]
Needless to say, if you're not cool with it, then fuck yes you mind.
#38 - I have no idea what From Soft was thinking when they made a …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/26/2013 on Shrooms +1
#40 - fudgecrow (09/26/2013) [-]
Never encountered a black phantom shroom-dad, and I sure as hell hope never to anyway. NG+ makes me THAT more reluctant to visit the forest
#35 - They have a nasty habit of sneaking up on you if you afk in th…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/26/2013 on Shrooms 0
User avatar #47 - lemonsixx (09/26/2013) [-]
your first problem was walking away when not at a bonfire.
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#68 - What do you mean "most society"? Until non-CIS peopl…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/02/2013 on Everything is rape 0
User avatar #70 - obesefury (09/02/2013) [-]
Just trying not to piss anyone off.
#65 - What is macro but the compounding of numerous generations of micro? 08/22/2013 on I like this one +2
#203 - I don't get much **** for it. The few ladies I've… 08/19/2013 on Parenting 0
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#200 - doubledisme (08/19/2013) [-]
Suave or however you spell it
douche bags may give us shit about not useing axe-brand shampoo
but it smells like shit and doesnt do the job
User avatar #203 - Zarke (08/19/2013) [-]
I don't get much shit for it. The few ladies I've been in intimate contact with actually prefer the smell of our fruity, girly shampoos.
#90 - You're thinking of Feminazism. Slightly different. 08/18/2013 on Motherfucing Aqua Man. +8
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User avatar #7 - vanoreo (02/12/2013) [-]
Faggot OP blocked me lol, he is butthurt.

You are correct about the Prohibition. I was thinking about the 19th Amendment.

WHICH DENIED WOMEN'S SUFFRAGE
User avatar #8 to #7 - Zarke (02/12/2013) [-]
I'll disagree with that amendment and point that back to the Declaration of Independence:

"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness."

As far as I can see, something denying women a political voice (part of Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness) shouldn't be in there anyways, and I'm glad that society has progressed past that point.
User avatar #9 to #8 - vanoreo (02/12/2013) [-]
k

But daviddavidson is one butthurt ************ .
User avatar #10 to #9 - Zarke (02/12/2013) [-]
I personally think your statements were idiotic. It seems like you've posed much irritation to him in the past. I only let a mosquito land on me so many times before I figure it needs a swat.
User avatar #11 to #10 - vanoreo (02/12/2013) [-]
Meh, some parts of it were genuinely me trying to piss him off (and it worked) and some were actually my opinion.

>Hunting = Good

>AR's = Bad

Whether or not you're a sane human being, that gun can easily go into the wrong hands
User avatar #12 to #11 - Zarke (02/12/2013) [-]
Any gun can go into the wrong hands. Not just "so-called" ARs (which in reality is a scare-term used to describe semi-automatic rifles with scary-looking furniture). Remember that Virginia Tech massacre? Committed with handguns (using 17 10-round magazines at that). Columbine? Shotguns/handguns.

There are millions of these "assault rifles" in the U.S. The vast, vast, VAST majority of which are not used in crime and likely never will be.
User avatar #13 to #12 - vanoreo (02/12/2013) [-]
I for one think we should just get rid of guns all together sometimes...

But that would be incredibly hard, impractical, and guntoting rednecks would get mad.
User avatar #14 to #13 - Zarke (02/12/2013) [-]
Well, that's pretty well impossible and would likely do no good. You'd have to extract everybody from the country, overturn all the soil, search every nook and cranny, and force everybody to walk back in one at a time through metal detectors.

Secondly, not just rednecks. When there's almost a gun for every person in the U.S., you can't generalize such a large number of people as "gun-toting rednecks". People from all walks of life collect, shoot, protect themselves with, hunt with, and compete with firearms. I mean, what about recreational shooters? We aren't harming anybody, and you're arbitrarily robbing us of our hobby because you don't like guns. That goes right against our rights to Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness.
User avatar #6 - Zarke (06/08/2012) [-]
Wow... People actually go through with this stuff sometimes...
#5 - cowpog (06/08/2012) [-]
You're FABULOUS darling!
#4 - seekay (06/08/2012) [-]
<- You
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User avatar #3 - quotetype ONLINE (06/08/2012) [-]
COMMENT VIRGINITY :D. oh and btw your fabulous.
User avatar #2 - walcorn ONLINE (06/08/2012) [-]
You're fabulous
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