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#4 - 99.75% damage. 01/25/2013 on Battlefield 3 0
#5 - Too... Many... 'Cock puppet' puns... 01/25/2013 on hahaha must read -1
#2 - Comment deleted 01/25/2013 on I like cops 0
#110 - That's disappointing. Here I was hoping that you wouldn't have… 01/25/2013 on lil wayne . facewall. +2
#105 - Nah, you can start a piece on an incomplete measure so long as…  [+] (8 new replies) 01/25/2013 on lil wayne . facewall. 0
User avatar #129 - wium (01/25/2013) [-]
so are you saying if i have 4 measures that are 4/4, and i leave the first one 3/4 and the last one 5/4 that makes up for it?


in term of chronological time, yes. But u have to respect the time signiture of a measure no?
User avatar #142 - Zarke (01/25/2013) [-]
Not really. If you have a piece entirely in 4/4, your first bar can be 3 beats long, so long as your last bar is only 1 beat long. Still written in 4/4, but you only write in those beats.
User avatar #229 - wium (01/25/2013) [-]
it does sound abit more impractical though
User avatar #237 - Zarke (01/25/2013) [-]
It's pretty natural in practice.
User avatar #139 - thecakeislegit (01/25/2013) [-]
no, they're called pick up notes. The last measure has to be 1/4 if the first is 3/4 and the time signature is 4/4.
User avatar #112 - exclamation (01/25/2013) [-]
Hmm... I should break this rule by making a song that has a measure that does what you do... But the beginning of the measure goes at the end of the song and as such... Heheh... thanks...
User avatar #113 - Zarke (01/25/2013) [-]
Well, 'rules' are more of 'guidelines' anyways.
User avatar #114 - exclamation (01/25/2013) [-]
Hmm... I understand...

and by break I mean bend like a shatterproof ruler.
#104 - I've always wondered about those colour-coated strings. Anyone…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/25/2013 on lil wayne . facewall. 0
#146 - collisionofworlds (01/25/2013) [-]
They sound like shit, play like shit, and the color starts to flake off after a couple days. They're fucking awful. I hate DR strings.
User avatar #148 - Zarke (01/25/2013) [-]
Again, disappointing. Well, thanks for that.
#109 - baitak (01/25/2013) [-]
They're more for show than anything. there's a guitar shop in the town I live in and they sell like 35$K+ guitars that are just for show and put those strings on them.
User avatar #108 - MistaJesus (01/25/2013) [-]
My friend's brother uses them. His SG is really nice and plays okay, but the strings are complete shit.
User avatar #110 - Zarke (01/25/2013) [-]
That's disappointing. Here I was hoping that you wouldn't have to sacrifice function for form. Well, thanks for the advice.
#190 - I really hate people touting lower gun crime stats as a "… 01/25/2013 on Scary Shit +1
#127 - Heaven. 01/24/2013 on Food porn +11
#129 - It's called God's Algorithm. A cube is about as scrambled as i… 01/24/2013 on Hmmm... (2) 0
#28 - Now this is reasonable. Thank you. Yes. There's almos… 01/23/2013 on Helmets? +2
#159 - All matter has a slight degree of elasticity. He might get a l… 01/23/2013 on The 2nd Amendment Right 0
#33 - A .73" diameter 1 oz chunk of lead flying at 1700 feet pe… 01/23/2013 on Giraffic Park +2
#46 - I think it's classified as a weed. 01/22/2013 on The Irony +1
#290 - Are soldiers killing machines or people? If you are in the mil… 01/22/2013 on Gun Regulation 0
#284 - And when every second counts, the police are only minutes away. 01/22/2013 on Gun Regulation +1
#282 - Lowe rates of GUN crime (which doesn't make much sense. If you… 01/22/2013 on Gun Regulation 0
#279 - It doesn't take long to reload a gun (sit down for an afternoo…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/22/2013 on Gun Regulation 0
User avatar #283 - evilpotato (01/22/2013) [-]
Every second counts when a person is shooting innocent people.
User avatar #284 - Zarke (01/22/2013) [-]
And when every second counts, the police are only minutes away.
#44 - Laugh at stereotypes, not the targets. 01/22/2013 on You gon get HM01 +2
#237 - Ask the U.K.! They have GREAT gun control, and they only have … 01/21/2013 on America. It happens +1
#48 - Damn. Even just reading that kind've made me go a little hollow. 01/21/2013 on Don't do it Hasbro +6
#113 - This kind've happens, actually. Poor people work in the sun, r… 01/20/2013 on Disney World! +3
#296 - Well, we have lots of things we don't "need". But we… 01/20/2013 on Gun control logic +1
#284 - Well, thing is, "assault weapons" (AKA, select-fire …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/20/2013 on Gun control logic +1
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User avatar #296 - Zarke (01/20/2013) [-]
Well, we have lots of things we don't "need". But we have them anyways. We can justify having them however we want, but the arguments common to almost all of these things is "because we can" and "because they're fun". And isn't that reason enough in the "Land of the Free"? So long as your fun doesn't infringe on the basic human rights to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness, who's to complain?

Yeah, you seem pretty cool. Enjoy yourself =)
#277 - I come off as extremely pro-gun on these comment threads, but …  [+] (4 new replies) 01/20/2013 on Gun control logic +1
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User avatar #284 - Zarke (01/20/2013) [-]
Well, thing is, "assault weapons" (AKA, select-fire rifles capable of fully automatic fire, chambered in an intermediate cartridge) are already heavily regulated. You can't legally buy one that was manufactured before some point in the 80's. Because of this, they're effectively collector's items, and their prices are astronomical. Not to mention that they're not all that good for mass killings anyways.

Not many people have those either. And really, how many crimes have been committed in the past few decades with an RPG?
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User avatar #296 - Zarke (01/20/2013) [-]
Well, we have lots of things we don't "need". But we have them anyways. We can justify having them however we want, but the arguments common to almost all of these things is "because we can" and "because they're fun". And isn't that reason enough in the "Land of the Free"? So long as your fun doesn't infringe on the basic human rights to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness, who's to complain?

Yeah, you seem pretty cool. Enjoy yourself =)
#269 - Look, people will use whatever they can if they want to kill a…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/20/2013 on Gun control logic 0
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User avatar #277 - Zarke (01/20/2013) [-]
I come off as extremely pro-gun on these comment threads, but I do agree with mental health screenings, background checks, and licensing. More than anything we need to make sure that the people themselves are OK, not the tools they use. The way I see it, any sane, law abiding citizen should have the right to get whatever they feel they need for whatever purpose they need, be it hunting, recreation, or protection from those who disregard whatever laws are in place.
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User avatar #284 - Zarke (01/20/2013) [-]
Well, thing is, "assault weapons" (AKA, select-fire rifles capable of fully automatic fire, chambered in an intermediate cartridge) are already heavily regulated. You can't legally buy one that was manufactured before some point in the 80's. Because of this, they're effectively collector's items, and their prices are astronomical. Not to mention that they're not all that good for mass killings anyways.

Not many people have those either. And really, how many crimes have been committed in the past few decades with an RPG?
#292 - whyisthissohard has deleted their comment.
User avatar #296 - Zarke (01/20/2013) [-]
Well, we have lots of things we don't "need". But we have them anyways. We can justify having them however we want, but the arguments common to almost all of these things is "because we can" and "because they're fun". And isn't that reason enough in the "Land of the Free"? So long as your fun doesn't infringe on the basic human rights to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness, who's to complain?

Yeah, you seem pretty cool. Enjoy yourself =)
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User avatar #7 - vanoreo (02/12/2013) [-]
Faggot OP blocked me lol, he is butthurt.

You are correct about the Prohibition. I was thinking about the 19th Amendment.

WHICH DENIED WOMEN'S SUFFRAGE
User avatar #8 to #7 - Zarke (02/12/2013) [-]
I'll disagree with that amendment and point that back to the Declaration of Independence:

"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness."

As far as I can see, something denying women a political voice (part of Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness) shouldn't be in there anyways, and I'm glad that society has progressed past that point.
User avatar #9 to #8 - vanoreo (02/12/2013) [-]
k

But daviddavidson is one butthurt ************ .
User avatar #10 to #9 - Zarke (02/12/2013) [-]
I personally think your statements were idiotic. It seems like you've posed much irritation to him in the past. I only let a mosquito land on me so many times before I figure it needs a swat.
User avatar #11 to #10 - vanoreo (02/12/2013) [-]
Meh, some parts of it were genuinely me trying to piss him off (and it worked) and some were actually my opinion.

>Hunting = Good

>AR's = Bad

Whether or not you're a sane human being, that gun can easily go into the wrong hands
User avatar #12 to #11 - Zarke (02/12/2013) [-]
Any gun can go into the wrong hands. Not just "so-called" ARs (which in reality is a scare-term used to describe semi-automatic rifles with scary-looking furniture). Remember that Virginia Tech massacre? Committed with handguns (using 17 10-round magazines at that). Columbine? Shotguns/handguns.

There are millions of these "assault rifles" in the U.S. The vast, vast, VAST majority of which are not used in crime and likely never will be.
User avatar #13 to #12 - vanoreo (02/12/2013) [-]
I for one think we should just get rid of guns all together sometimes...

But that would be incredibly hard, impractical, and guntoting rednecks would get mad.
User avatar #14 to #13 - Zarke (02/12/2013) [-]
Well, that's pretty well impossible and would likely do no good. You'd have to extract everybody from the country, overturn all the soil, search every nook and cranny, and force everybody to walk back in one at a time through metal detectors.

Secondly, not just rednecks. When there's almost a gun for every person in the U.S., you can't generalize such a large number of people as "gun-toting rednecks". People from all walks of life collect, shoot, protect themselves with, hunt with, and compete with firearms. I mean, what about recreational shooters? We aren't harming anybody, and you're arbitrarily robbing us of our hobby because you don't like guns. That goes right against our rights to Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness.
User avatar #6 - Zarke (06/08/2012) [-]
Wow... People actually go through with this stuff sometimes...
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You're FABULOUS darling!
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User avatar #3 - quotetype (06/08/2012) [-]
COMMENT VIRGINITY :D. oh and btw your fabulous.
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You're fabulous
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