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#144 - Yep, and it's every honest and good person's right to point a … 01/26/2013 on Libfags +4
#139 - Soldiers are people, not killing machines. It's easy to see th…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/26/2013 on Libfags 0
User avatar #143 - texthepony (01/26/2013) [-]
I hope that's agreeing with me because you read my message clearly/ I typed it well. But yes, you are very correct. I play Xbox and chill with them as I do non military friends. I've known a Vietnam veteran who realized the fear in the enemy's eyes as he shot him point blank. He didn't like the feeling. It made him sad.
User avatar #145 - Zarke (01/26/2013) [-]
I was agreeing with you.
User avatar #149 - texthepony (01/26/2013) [-]
Yay. xP
I'm drinking some to help me relax for sleep. My perception isn't what is should be.
#128 - If you were a soldier, would you turn your arms against the pe…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/26/2013 on Libfags 0
User avatar #228 - junkmanrs (01/26/2013) [-]
Militaries have turned on their own people all the time.
User avatar #137 - texthepony (01/26/2013) [-]
Amen to that. All of my friends that have served or are currently serving have said they will not turn on the people they fight to protect, along with our freedoms. Most soldiers are the same way. If our nation truly divided like that, they wouldn't have the staff to operate most of the more advanced technology.

I told my one friend in Afghanistan about the ban going on, and he was PISSED. xD
User avatar #139 - Zarke (01/26/2013) [-]
Soldiers are people, not killing machines. It's easy to see them as a government entity, but like a government should be, they're by the people, OF the people, and for the people.
User avatar #143 - texthepony (01/26/2013) [-]
I hope that's agreeing with me because you read my message clearly/ I typed it well. But yes, you are very correct. I play Xbox and chill with them as I do non military friends. I've known a Vietnam veteran who realized the fear in the enemy's eyes as he shot him point blank. He didn't like the feeling. It made him sad.
User avatar #145 - Zarke (01/26/2013) [-]
I was agreeing with you.
User avatar #149 - texthepony (01/26/2013) [-]
Yay. xP
I'm drinking some to help me relax for sleep. My perception isn't what is should be.
#126 - We have lots of things we don't need. But we do. Why? "Be… 01/26/2013 on Libfags +1
#125 - What context? She's pointing the firearm in an unsafe directio…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/26/2013 on Libfags +2
User avatar #150 - gggman (01/26/2013) [-]
It's a prop she's using for a demonstration?
User avatar #157 - Zarke (01/26/2013) [-]
That's no excuse.
#26 - I'd only be troll ed if I was bothered. Sometimes I just get …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/26/2013 on I aint like that son -3
User avatar #27 - davidavidson (01/26/2013) [-]
Yeah. I haven't had friends since early 2011. I know that pain.
#23 - It's a joke.  [+] (5 new replies) 01/26/2013 on I aint like that son -2
User avatar #24 - davidavidson (01/26/2013) [-]
You just got trolled. I can't believe you people take these anon comments literally.
#33 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/26/2013) [-]
Says the faggot who, deletes comments, proving him wrong, on his posts.
User avatar #34 - davidavidson (01/26/2013) [-]
I don't think I have ever done that to be honest.
User avatar #26 - Zarke (01/26/2013) [-]
I'd only be trolled if I was bothered. Sometimes I just get lonely and want to say something.
User avatar #27 - davidavidson (01/26/2013) [-]
Yeah. I haven't had friends since early 2011. I know that pain.
#22 - Exactly! No pesky rules to break, either. 01/26/2013 on kinda made my day +2
#72 - If it's for profit, it's not what YOU need, it's what someone …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/26/2013 on That guy is going places. 0
User avatar #247 - Onemanretardpack (01/26/2013) [-]
No, I mean getting the money I need out of a gun
#20 - Trust me. It'd be like nobody even had guns.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/26/2013 on kinda made my day +1
#28 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/26/2013) [-]
"And when everyone's super, no one will be."
-Syndrome
#55 - If it's profitable, with patience you may be able to do the la…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/26/2013 on That guy is going places. 0
User avatar #60 - Onemanretardpack (01/26/2013) [-]
No one tells you how stressful it is though. I'm always looking for shit to trade, and hoping that I can get what I need out of a gun, and hoping I didn't fuck up and lose 2-300 bucks
User avatar #72 - Zarke (01/26/2013) [-]
If it's for profit, it's not what YOU need, it's what someone else needs.
User avatar #247 - Onemanretardpack (01/26/2013) [-]
No, I mean getting the money I need out of a gun
#47 - You're on the right track. High-profile arms dealers are incre…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/26/2013 on That guy is going places. 0
User avatar #49 - Onemanretardpack (01/26/2013) [-]
I'm stuck between buying a nice handgun or trading more
User avatar #55 - Zarke (01/26/2013) [-]
If it's profitable, with patience you may be able to do the latter until the former is of little financial concern.
User avatar #60 - Onemanretardpack (01/26/2013) [-]
No one tells you how stressful it is though. I'm always looking for shit to trade, and hoping that I can get what I need out of a gun, and hoping I didn't fuck up and lose 2-300 bucks
User avatar #72 - Zarke (01/26/2013) [-]
If it's for profit, it's not what YOU need, it's what someone else needs.
User avatar #247 - Onemanretardpack (01/26/2013) [-]
No, I mean getting the money I need out of a gun
#12 - Literally everyone. Give EVERYONE the biggest, scariest, fully…  [+] (10 new replies) 01/26/2013 on kinda made my day +1
User avatar #14 - coolcalx (01/26/2013) [-]
that's literally insane.
User avatar #20 - Zarke (01/26/2013) [-]
Trust me. It'd be like nobody even had guns.
#28 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/26/2013) [-]
"And when everyone's super, no one will be."
-Syndrome
#19 - kerplunking (01/26/2013) [-]
Dude, have you not seen Somalia? There's literally no crime there.
User avatar #22 - Zarke (01/26/2013) [-]
Exactly! No pesky rules to break, either.
User avatar #17 - kingrayne (01/26/2013) [-]
>Implying a psychopath would be able to do much when he has 40 guns trained on him
User avatar #33 - coolcalx (01/26/2013) [-]
seriously think about this for a second.

>psychopath shoots someone
>Person A shoots psychopath
>Person B isn't sure which one is the fucking crazy one
>Person B shoots Person A
>now everybody is shooting people, because people are fucking stupid, and they all have guns
#34 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/26/2013) [-]
Except psychopaths are rare exceptions. Psychopath is dangerous no matter what and can find the tools to do a crime if determined enough.
Everyone is equally outfitted, there is zero chance for unarmed innocents to be killed by superiorly armed criminals due to unarmed being out of the question.
The question is not morality, this gives everyone equality. The issue is the logistics of arming everyone simultaneously, that is a lot of guns and ammo to manufacture and disperse on a planetary scale.
Yet it is infinitely easier than removing weapons from everyone. In that situation, only people intent on using the weapons would have them.
User avatar #35 - coolcalx (01/26/2013) [-]
"Psychopath is dangerous no matter what and can find the tools to do a crime if determined enough."
giving a psychopath a loaded weapon sure makes it a lot easier though, don't you think?

" there is zero chance for unarmed innocents to be killed by superiorly armed criminals due to unarmed being out of the question."
unless I steal your gun. now what? now I have two guns, and you don't have any. we're no longer equal. a criminal wouldn't let you keep your gun if he wanted it.
#37 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/27/2013) [-]
Well I didn't say crime would be nonexistent. Though I'd like to see you try and steal a readied firearm in a society where everyone is armed with a lethal weapon.
If you really want we could just not arm the known psychopaths, but then we've got the unknown and quiet crazies. But that's always gonna be a problem.
Giving everyone guns just equalizes a trait that is currently uneven. It's not gonna solve all society's flaws.
#180 - Well, I liked parts of both. The new combat maneuvers in Dark … 01/25/2013 on Dark Souls +1
#164 - Comment deleted 01/25/2013 on How a gun works 0
#163 - Comment deleted 01/25/2013 on How a gun works 0
#130 - You need to kill Sif. He's guarding his old master's grave. It… 01/25/2013 on Dark Souls 0
#237 - It's pretty natural in practice. 01/25/2013 on lil wayne . facewall. 0
#2 - He recovered pretty well, I'd say. 01/25/2013 on So hardcore 0
#3 - Comment deleted 01/25/2013 on Dem Feelz 0
#2 - But that's the thing. The wrong people do have them. Only the … 01/25/2013 on America, it happens +2
#3 - Give everyone guns and everybody will walk with their hands in…  [+] (15 new replies) 01/25/2013 on kinda made my day +21
#26 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/26/2013) [-]
How well did that work out in the old west
User avatar #25 - littlenish (01/26/2013) [-]
I'd like to have a SCAR-L slung on my back.
User avatar #7 - coolcalx (01/26/2013) [-]
assuming "everyone" includes idiots and psychopaths, that's the worst idea ever.
User avatar #12 - Zarke (01/26/2013) [-]
Literally everyone. Give EVERYONE the biggest, scariest, fully-automatic, high-caliber death machines possible, and make it mandatory to carry them everywhere, locked and loaded. Arm the politicians, students, cafeteria workers. Everyone.
User avatar #14 - coolcalx (01/26/2013) [-]
that's literally insane.
User avatar #20 - Zarke (01/26/2013) [-]
Trust me. It'd be like nobody even had guns.
#28 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/26/2013) [-]
"And when everyone's super, no one will be."
-Syndrome
#19 - kerplunking (01/26/2013) [-]
Dude, have you not seen Somalia? There's literally no crime there.
User avatar #22 - Zarke (01/26/2013) [-]
Exactly! No pesky rules to break, either.
User avatar #17 - kingrayne (01/26/2013) [-]
>Implying a psychopath would be able to do much when he has 40 guns trained on him
User avatar #33 - coolcalx (01/26/2013) [-]
seriously think about this for a second.

>psychopath shoots someone
>Person A shoots psychopath
>Person B isn't sure which one is the fucking crazy one
>Person B shoots Person A
>now everybody is shooting people, because people are fucking stupid, and they all have guns
#34 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/26/2013) [-]
Except psychopaths are rare exceptions. Psychopath is dangerous no matter what and can find the tools to do a crime if determined enough.
Everyone is equally outfitted, there is zero chance for unarmed innocents to be killed by superiorly armed criminals due to unarmed being out of the question.
The question is not morality, this gives everyone equality. The issue is the logistics of arming everyone simultaneously, that is a lot of guns and ammo to manufacture and disperse on a planetary scale.
Yet it is infinitely easier than removing weapons from everyone. In that situation, only people intent on using the weapons would have them.
User avatar #35 - coolcalx (01/26/2013) [-]
"Psychopath is dangerous no matter what and can find the tools to do a crime if determined enough."
giving a psychopath a loaded weapon sure makes it a lot easier though, don't you think?

" there is zero chance for unarmed innocents to be killed by superiorly armed criminals due to unarmed being out of the question."
unless I steal your gun. now what? now I have two guns, and you don't have any. we're no longer equal. a criminal wouldn't let you keep your gun if he wanted it.
#37 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/27/2013) [-]
Well I didn't say crime would be nonexistent. Though I'd like to see you try and steal a readied firearm in a society where everyone is armed with a lethal weapon.
If you really want we could just not arm the known psychopaths, but then we've got the unknown and quiet crazies. But that's always gonna be a problem.
Giving everyone guns just equalizes a trait that is currently uneven. It's not gonna solve all society's flaws.
#4 - dcj (01/25/2013) [-]
"An armed society is a polite society."
#148 - Again, disappointing. Well, thanks for that. 01/25/2013 on lil wayne . facewall. 0
#142 - Not really. If you have a piece entirely in 4/4, your first ba…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/25/2013 on lil wayne . facewall. 0
User avatar #229 - wium (01/25/2013) [-]
it does sound abit more impractical though
User avatar #237 - Zarke (01/25/2013) [-]
It's pretty natural in practice.
#113 - Well, 'rules' are more of 'guidelines' anyways.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/25/2013 on lil wayne . facewall. 0
User avatar #114 - exclamation (01/25/2013) [-]
Hmm... I understand...

and by break I mean bend like a shatterproof ruler.
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User avatar #7 - vanoreo (02/12/2013) [-]
Faggot OP blocked me lol, he is butthurt.

You are correct about the Prohibition. I was thinking about the 19th Amendment.

WHICH DENIED WOMEN'S SUFFRAGE
User avatar #8 to #7 - Zarke (02/12/2013) [-]
I'll disagree with that amendment and point that back to the Declaration of Independence:

"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness."

As far as I can see, something denying women a political voice (part of Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness) shouldn't be in there anyways, and I'm glad that society has progressed past that point.
User avatar #9 to #8 - vanoreo (02/12/2013) [-]
k

But daviddavidson is one butthurt ************ .
User avatar #10 to #9 - Zarke (02/12/2013) [-]
I personally think your statements were idiotic. It seems like you've posed much irritation to him in the past. I only let a mosquito land on me so many times before I figure it needs a swat.
User avatar #11 to #10 - vanoreo (02/12/2013) [-]
Meh, some parts of it were genuinely me trying to piss him off (and it worked) and some were actually my opinion.

>Hunting = Good

>AR's = Bad

Whether or not you're a sane human being, that gun can easily go into the wrong hands
User avatar #12 to #11 - Zarke (02/12/2013) [-]
Any gun can go into the wrong hands. Not just "so-called" ARs (which in reality is a scare-term used to describe semi-automatic rifles with scary-looking furniture). Remember that Virginia Tech massacre? Committed with handguns (using 17 10-round magazines at that). Columbine? Shotguns/handguns.

There are millions of these "assault rifles" in the U.S. The vast, vast, VAST majority of which are not used in crime and likely never will be.
User avatar #13 to #12 - vanoreo (02/12/2013) [-]
I for one think we should just get rid of guns all together sometimes...

But that would be incredibly hard, impractical, and guntoting rednecks would get mad.
User avatar #14 to #13 - Zarke (02/12/2013) [-]
Well, that's pretty well impossible and would likely do no good. You'd have to extract everybody from the country, overturn all the soil, search every nook and cranny, and force everybody to walk back in one at a time through metal detectors.

Secondly, not just rednecks. When there's almost a gun for every person in the U.S., you can't generalize such a large number of people as "gun-toting rednecks". People from all walks of life collect, shoot, protect themselves with, hunt with, and compete with firearms. I mean, what about recreational shooters? We aren't harming anybody, and you're arbitrarily robbing us of our hobby because you don't like guns. That goes right against our rights to Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness.
User avatar #6 - Zarke (06/08/2012) [-]
Wow... People actually go through with this stuff sometimes...
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COMMENT VIRGINITY :D. oh and btw your fabulous.
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