Zarke

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#206 - Petite girls tend to look a little more youthful, so "wor… 02/02/2013 on Katawa Shoujo NSFW ban... 0
#14 - He lifts to make room for every time he has to add another one.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/02/2013 on best gf ever +9
User avatar #48 - fuzzyballs (02/02/2013) [-]
that was terrible
#37 - It's worth pointing out that there is a difference between &qu… 02/02/2013 on Feelbook (1) +2
#205 - "Haters gonna hate." 02/02/2013 on Katawa Shoujo NSFW ban... +1
#203 - You haven't been around very many 18-year-olds, have you?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/02/2013 on Katawa Shoujo NSFW ban... +1
User avatar #207 - thetruepervysage (02/02/2013) [-]
I am 18. Idiot. They look like 15 year olds. I am right. They look like kids.
#201 - I think the issue is just as much with the accounts and "…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/02/2013 on Katawa Shoujo NSFW ban... 0
#202 - coloredfolks (02/02/2013) [-]
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User avatar #205 - Zarke (02/02/2013) [-]
"Haters gonna hate."
#135 - I lost it at Rin's face. 02/02/2013 on Katawa Shoujo NSFW ban... 0
#199 - By their logic, just go for 7 rounds of .50AE and hope the pro… 02/02/2013 on Underwater firearm +1
#52160 - I think you deserve it. 02/02/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#197 - Yeah, that's what you're supposed to do, no matter how much of…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/02/2013 on Underwater firearm 0
User avatar #198 - liquidz (02/02/2013) [-]
But but, all the arm chair commandos must be right!?! Why else would they have a .45 1911 instead of a "tiny" 9mm with 16 round mags...

<3 XD9 with 16rd mags
User avatar #199 - Zarke (02/02/2013) [-]
By their logic, just go for 7 rounds of .50AE and hope the problem shits itself away.
#99 - It did contain "wit" if you're familiar with what's … 02/01/2013 on Always pay attention to... 0
#94 - If anything he's saying that Texans have a sense of humour and… 02/01/2013 on Always pay attention to... -1
#93 - There's this thing called "satire". It's a little di…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/01/2013 on Always pay attention to... -1
User avatar #98 - TheFixer (02/01/2013) [-]
except it wasnt funny. all he did was say herp a derp ny sucks not enough bullets herp derp i have multiple bullets that dont actually exist. further more satire requires the use of a little something called wit. It's a little difficult to understand, but its known as intelligent humor or rather a person who is well versed/skilled in making both clever and funny remarks.
User avatar #99 - Zarke (02/01/2013) [-]
It did contain "wit" if you're familiar with what's being satirized.
#52062 - My Battlefield 3 mantra: "When in doubt, balls out."… 02/01/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#82 - At first I thought it could be one of those people who was bor… 02/01/2013 on All of my wat!? +1
#94 - ******** . You'll still be thinking for a few seco… 02/01/2013 on For those who have not seen it 0
#58 - And I bet you can shoot them all in a matter of minutes! 02/01/2013 on Always pay attention to... -2
#92 - Monster? What's wrong with making sure that everything in your…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/01/2013 on Great prank 0
User avatar #93 - spikethepony (02/01/2013) [-]
While it is true that in most circumstances, being white is far superior than anything else, in this case the master race is chocolate milk!
#46 - Just buy some high-cap magazines out of state. It's not like t…  [+] (11 new replies) 02/01/2013 on Always pay attention to... -1
User avatar #53 - LocoJoe (02/01/2013) [-]
I live in Texas. I can keep my 100 round baby killing assault rifle with heat seeking, armour piercing hollow point cop killing rounds.
User avatar #89 - yutakenusername (02/01/2013) [-]
Fag.
User avatar #63 - TheFixer (02/01/2013) [-]
"heat seeking, armor piercing holo point cop killing rounds" yeah okay heat seeking rounds.
http://csat.au.af.mil/2025/concepts/900809.HTM sufficient to say im pressing X as hard and as fast as i can for i have very high doubts that A: this heat seeking bullets are in existance outside of the military/at all and B: that you would be able to affort more that 10 of these even if they do exist.
User avatar #95 - LocoJoe (02/01/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpjCt8WreGI
@TheFixer @thexxtalonxx
You don't understand do ya? I'm making fun of liberals.

@Zarke
No in the pull of a trigger just like Piers says so.

P.S. Thanks for getting the joke.
User avatar #97 - TheFixer (02/01/2013) [-]
dont care im from NY you dont dis a man state and not expect some kind of reprocussions. also you made texas look like idiots good job.
User avatar #93 - Zarke (02/01/2013) [-]
There's this thing called "satire". It's a little difficult to understand, but it's one of the basic elements of humour.
User avatar #98 - TheFixer (02/01/2013) [-]
except it wasnt funny. all he did was say herp a derp ny sucks not enough bullets herp derp i have multiple bullets that dont actually exist. further more satire requires the use of a little something called wit. It's a little difficult to understand, but its known as intelligent humor or rather a person who is well versed/skilled in making both clever and funny remarks.
User avatar #99 - Zarke (02/01/2013) [-]
It did contain "wit" if you're familiar with what's being satirized.
#62 - thexxtalonxx (02/01/2013) [-]
Shut the fuck up homo, you're giving my state a bad name.
User avatar #94 - Zarke (02/01/2013) [-]
If anything he's saying that Texans have a sense of humour and socio-political awareness.
User avatar #58 - Zarke (02/01/2013) [-]
And I bet you can shoot them all in a matter of minutes!
#88 - White milk.  [+] (3 new replies) 02/01/2013 on Great prank 0
User avatar #89 - spikethepony (02/01/2013) [-]
You psychotic bastard....
WHAT KIND OF MONSTER ARE YOU?!?
User avatar #92 - Zarke (02/01/2013) [-]
Monster? What's wrong with making sure that everything in your life is pure and free from corruption?
User avatar #93 - spikethepony (02/01/2013) [-]
While it is true that in most circumstances, being white is far superior than anything else, in this case the master race is chocolate milk!
#81 - Life neither creates nor destroys matter or energy. It merely … 02/01/2013 on For those who have not seen it 0
#52036 - You got anything in mind? 02/01/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#52034 - Hm... No, but if you just want lyrics, I might be able to come… 02/01/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#52031 - That'd be really cool if you think I could fit in somewhere. I…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/01/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #52033 - misticalz (02/01/2013) [-]
Awesome :D
User avatar #52036 - Zarke (02/01/2013) [-]
You got anything in mind?
#52029 - Well, I doubt I could help with that. First of all, very littl…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/01/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #52032 - misticalz (02/01/2013) [-]
Do you have any lyrics in mind atm?
User avatar #52034 - Zarke (02/01/2013) [-]
Hm... No, but if you just want lyrics, I might be able to come up with something. I've got a bit of free time this weekend and I've been itching to create something anyways.
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User avatar #7 - vanoreo (02/12/2013) [-]
Faggot OP blocked me lol, he is butthurt.

You are correct about the Prohibition. I was thinking about the 19th Amendment.

WHICH DENIED WOMEN'S SUFFRAGE
User avatar #8 to #7 - Zarke (02/12/2013) [-]
I'll disagree with that amendment and point that back to the Declaration of Independence:

"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness."

As far as I can see, something denying women a political voice (part of Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness) shouldn't be in there anyways, and I'm glad that society has progressed past that point.
User avatar #9 to #8 - vanoreo (02/12/2013) [-]
k

But daviddavidson is one butthurt ************ .
User avatar #10 to #9 - Zarke (02/12/2013) [-]
I personally think your statements were idiotic. It seems like you've posed much irritation to him in the past. I only let a mosquito land on me so many times before I figure it needs a swat.
User avatar #11 to #10 - vanoreo (02/12/2013) [-]
Meh, some parts of it were genuinely me trying to piss him off (and it worked) and some were actually my opinion.

>Hunting = Good

>AR's = Bad

Whether or not you're a sane human being, that gun can easily go into the wrong hands
User avatar #12 to #11 - Zarke (02/12/2013) [-]
Any gun can go into the wrong hands. Not just "so-called" ARs (which in reality is a scare-term used to describe semi-automatic rifles with scary-looking furniture). Remember that Virginia Tech massacre? Committed with handguns (using 17 10-round magazines at that). Columbine? Shotguns/handguns.

There are millions of these "assault rifles" in the U.S. The vast, vast, VAST majority of which are not used in crime and likely never will be.
User avatar #13 to #12 - vanoreo (02/12/2013) [-]
I for one think we should just get rid of guns all together sometimes...

But that would be incredibly hard, impractical, and guntoting rednecks would get mad.
User avatar #14 to #13 - Zarke (02/12/2013) [-]
Well, that's pretty well impossible and would likely do no good. You'd have to extract everybody from the country, overturn all the soil, search every nook and cranny, and force everybody to walk back in one at a time through metal detectors.

Secondly, not just rednecks. When there's almost a gun for every person in the U.S., you can't generalize such a large number of people as "gun-toting rednecks". People from all walks of life collect, shoot, protect themselves with, hunt with, and compete with firearms. I mean, what about recreational shooters? We aren't harming anybody, and you're arbitrarily robbing us of our hobby because you don't like guns. That goes right against our rights to Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness.
User avatar #6 - Zarke (06/08/2012) [-]
Wow... People actually go through with this stuff sometimes...
#5 - cowpog ONLINE (06/08/2012) [-]
You're FABULOUS darling!
#4 - seekay (06/08/2012) [-]
&lt;- You
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User avatar #3 - quotetype (06/08/2012) [-]
COMMENT VIRGINITY :D. oh and btw your fabulous.
User avatar #2 - walcorn (06/08/2012) [-]
You're fabulous
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