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#53589 - Something small, preferably consumable. Ideally hand-made... S…  [+] (13 new replies) 02/10/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #53591 - nigalthornberry (02/10/2013) [-]
Right now i have $5 a ring with a side view of lincoln on it and a drawing of a turtle....
User avatar #53592 - nigalthornberry (02/10/2013) [-]
Wait i could get something from like proplants since i have 30$ gift cards for there that i have no fucking idea
User avatar #53600 - Zarke (02/10/2013) [-]
Cash is too impersonal. Use it to get some of her favourite candy or something. The drawing sounds cool. The ring maybe a little out there, but that could be seen as quirky and/or charming. I don't know either of you so I wouldn't know. Flowers are traditional, but they get the point across.
User avatar #53626 - nigalthornberry (02/11/2013) [-]
Cash is something that i may have and excuse for only being able to give her(I've been busy going back and fourth to iowa city which is 3h away) and i looked up something about the ring real quick and it turns out its a 10k gold ring with a random person printed on it and it turns out it has 2 REAL Diamonds
User avatar #53628 - Zarke (02/11/2013) [-]
Holy shit, forget candy.
#53632 - nigalthornberry (02/11/2013) [-]
But it would seem a little weird considering the fact that this is whats on it
User avatar #53634 - Zarke (02/11/2013) [-]
Well, Lincoln was a badass.

Like I said, "quirky and/or charming".
User avatar #53635 - nigalthornberry (02/11/2013) [-]
But its not lincoln it just looks like him imo
User avatar #53637 - Zarke (02/11/2013) [-]
Well, it's nonstandard, but she's your girlfriend. Do YOU think that this is something she'd wear/appreciate?
User avatar #53640 - nigalthornberry (02/11/2013) [-]
I honestly dont know since if i tell her its real gold and diamond she might but i feel like she wont like the man on it
User avatar #53641 - Zarke (02/11/2013) [-]
Hm...

Loop a chain through it. Once what was a quirky ring is now an unique necklace/pendant. Better?
User avatar #53642 - nigalthornberry (02/11/2013) [-]
I guess,thanks
User avatar #53643 - Zarke (02/11/2013) [-]
Just a suggestion. It does seem bulky as a ring, but you can get away with more around your neck.
#201 - Really? I make $6000 a month whoring myself out on craigslist!… 02/10/2013 on Getting married +1
#363 - You're right. You weren't the one who looked like they needed … 02/10/2013 on Let's ban hammers. 0
#352 - Again, no need to be a dick.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/10/2013 on Let's ban hammers. 0
#358 - fuckyosixtyminutes (02/10/2013) [-]
Well there's no need for you to swoop in, completely ignore the context of a converstaion, and interject obvious facts. That's no less insulting to my intelligence than my comments are to you.
User avatar #363 - Zarke (02/10/2013) [-]
You're right. You weren't the one who looked like they needed clarification. It's just a habit of mine to respond to the last message in a chain.

Also, public image/message board. There is no such thing as "swooping in". We're always here. You're just oft ignored.
#349 - No need to be a dick man. I was just showing where the missing…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/10/2013 on Let's ban hammers. 0
#350 - fuckyosixtyminutes (02/10/2013) [-]
Well I appreciate it, maybe tomorrow you can show me how to eat cereal without poking myself in the eye with my spoon.
User avatar #352 - Zarke (02/10/2013) [-]
Again, no need to be a dick.
#358 - fuckyosixtyminutes (02/10/2013) [-]
Well there's no need for you to swoop in, completely ignore the context of a converstaion, and interject obvious facts. That's no less insulting to my intelligence than my comments are to you.
User avatar #363 - Zarke (02/10/2013) [-]
You're right. You weren't the one who looked like they needed clarification. It's just a habit of mine to respond to the last message in a chain.

Also, public image/message board. There is no such thing as "swooping in". We're always here. You're just oft ignored.
#59 - Well, so's the cop. 02/10/2013 on Fat people +6
#331 - Guns are pretty cheap. Anyone can buy a "Saturday Night S… 02/10/2013 on Let's ban hammers. 0
#328 - Rifles probably, but not handguns. Thanks largely in part to g…  [+] (6 new replies) 02/10/2013 on Let's ban hammers. 0
#347 - fuckyosixtyminutes (02/10/2013) [-]
Thanks for the irrelevant and obvious comment to our narrow and specific conversation.
User avatar #349 - Zarke (02/10/2013) [-]
No need to be a dick man. I was just showing where the missing stats were going.
#350 - fuckyosixtyminutes (02/10/2013) [-]
Well I appreciate it, maybe tomorrow you can show me how to eat cereal without poking myself in the eye with my spoon.
User avatar #352 - Zarke (02/10/2013) [-]
Again, no need to be a dick.
#358 - fuckyosixtyminutes (02/10/2013) [-]
Well there's no need for you to swoop in, completely ignore the context of a converstaion, and interject obvious facts. That's no less insulting to my intelligence than my comments are to you.
User avatar #363 - Zarke (02/10/2013) [-]
You're right. You weren't the one who looked like they needed clarification. It's just a habit of mine to respond to the last message in a chain.

Also, public image/message board. There is no such thing as "swooping in". We're always here. You're just oft ignored.
#323 - Touche. 02/10/2013 on Let's ban hammers. +1
#321 - Creativity reflects possibility, not occurrence. 02/10/2013 on Let's ban hammers. 0
#320 - Don't get me started. I like our licensing system, but our law…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/10/2013 on Let's ban hammers. +2
User avatar #424 - thisotherdude (02/10/2013) [-]
Because liberals are fucking dumb shits who ban certain in all other respects non-restricted guns just on the grounds of "they look scary"
User avatar #425 - Zarke (02/10/2013) [-]
AK-variants: Prohibited.
VZ 58: Perfectly fine in semi-automatic variants.

Both (in what would be a non-restricted format) are semi-automatic rifles in 7.62x39. Magazine fed, similar action, similar appearance at a distance, and the VZ is slightly more compact than the AK. WHY?!

Why can't they just take that stupid prohibited pool and merge it in with the other restricted firearms? It's still arbitrary, but at least it's not completely anal.
#312 - How do you accidentally kill yourself with a hammer? How stupi…  [+] (8 new replies) 02/10/2013 on Let's ban hammers. +4
User avatar #318 - marijanelover (02/10/2013) [-]
Dumb enough to re-elect both Bush and Obama.
#360 - drewbridge (02/10/2013) [-]
First terms are always better than second terms.
#351 - nordicmike (02/10/2013) [-]
In all fairness, who would you rather have as president? Obama or Romney?
User avatar #428 - marijanelover (02/11/2013) [-]
If I was American (I'm Canadian) I would have voted Obama. But Obama would be considered a Conservative up here... and in most of the western world for that matter.

Fact is the American electoral and political system is broken, with the crazy right having taken over the republican party and any moderate conservative has already jumped ship to the democrats, making them a centrist party as opposed to a leftist party. Add to that the fact that the people's opinion has been replaced by lobbyist and you have a system that is broken beyond repair and a population that is largely unaware of it.
#391 - caplocker (02/10/2013) [-]
Neither. there's the problem with our system. We've got 2 people with similar and effective ways to fuck up our nation for their profit and a population too stupid to do anything different. Vote third party and it's a true waste because the majority of voters will believe the shit they hear on their evening tv. Sad sad shit.
User avatar #323 - Zarke (02/10/2013) [-]
Touche.
User avatar #315 - goodadventures (02/10/2013) [-]
Be creative, there's lot of bizarre accidents that can happen, also it isn't limited to killing yourself with.
User avatar #321 - Zarke (02/10/2013) [-]
Creativity reflects possibility, not occurrence.
#23380 - Haha, yeah. Good luck protecting yourself and the people aroun… 02/10/2013 on Politics - politics news,... 0
#53572 - \/ This guy down here's probably a good out. Sometimes when I … 02/10/2013 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#53571 - Give it a few years. And eat lots of fruit. 02/10/2013 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#23375 - I'm against abortion, but I only want to see it gone when the … 02/10/2013 on Politics - politics news,... +1
#23369 - Thorough, fairly well-spoken. But why bother with a r…  [+] (10 new replies) 02/10/2013 on Politics - politics news,... +1
#23379 - moser (02/10/2013) [-]
now when you say "any other object"...
User avatar #23381 - pebar (02/10/2013) [-]
a civilian can legally own a tank

they just can't have any explosive rounds or rounds greater than 50 caliber (besides shotguns) without a permit
User avatar #23382 - moser (02/10/2013) [-]
I know, and that's not a tank it's an artillery cannon.
Do you agree with that restriction though?
User avatar #23390 - paintbucket (02/10/2013) [-]
well, a tank is basically an artillery cannon on tracks.
and legal to own with the proper paperwork.

nukes are restricted, however.
User avatar #23420 - arisaka (02/11/2013) [-]
Motorized artillery is called self propelled artillery for a reason
User avatar #23428 - paintbucket (02/11/2013) [-]
if you want to get technical about it.
User avatar #23429 - arisaka (02/11/2013) [-]
Yeah.

I have a fascination with military vehicles and weaponry. Primarily WW1 and WW2 stuff.
User avatar #23383 - pebar (02/10/2013) [-]
same difference...
yes, I do agree with restrictions on explosives, more or less; there are some restrictions to the 2A that are understandable. If a person does choose to use it for crime, innocent bystanders are very likely to be injured.
User avatar #23380 - Zarke (02/10/2013) [-]
Haha, yeah. Good luck protecting yourself and the people around you with that. By nature, defense of one's self and property is inherently non-self-destructive.

Also, I'm against complete nuclear disarmament. No nukes for anybody, be it government or private citizen. Nuclear reactions belong in reactors, where they're doing good for people rather than vaporizing them.
User avatar #23373 - paintbucket (02/10/2013) [-]
because those who do not understand our rights need explanation.
in the hopes that we might educate them.

if they still reject it, i will simply fall back on "because i can, and fuck you."
#53565 - Homosexuality is nature's form of population control. It's not… 02/10/2013 on Advice - love advice,... +2
#53545 - If that's not doing the job, get good at everything else. She'…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/10/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
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#53544 - Scrub your feet beforehand if you're worried about foot stank … 02/10/2013 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#21 - I like Valve. They're a good business. Yeah, they're still pri…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/10/2013 on Oh Valve +10
User avatar #57 - nebuchadnezzaurus (02/10/2013) [-]
Except that one time when Valve disabled your Steam account with over 250 games permanently, and it wasn't reinstated until your story made a lot of fuss on the internet
#49 - qest (02/10/2013) [-]
This is the best description, of what good buisness should be like in a looong time.

Have my thumb and spare fuck, sir.
#35 - Here's what I think: Natural or otherwise, the earth'… 02/10/2013 on Climate Change 0
#53508 - Suicide is a permanent solution to an otherwise temporary prob… 02/10/2013 on Advice - love advice,... +2
#23345 - There are two words I hate in that last line: "... will n… 02/10/2013 on Politics - politics news,... 0
#23344 - I say let the people decide when that'll happen. 02/10/2013 on Politics - politics news,... +1
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User avatar #7 - vanoreo (02/12/2013) [-]
Faggot OP blocked me lol, he is butthurt.

You are correct about the Prohibition. I was thinking about the 19th Amendment.

WHICH DENIED WOMEN'S SUFFRAGE
User avatar #8 to #7 - Zarke (02/12/2013) [-]
I'll disagree with that amendment and point that back to the Declaration of Independence:

"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness."

As far as I can see, something denying women a political voice (part of Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness) shouldn't be in there anyways, and I'm glad that society has progressed past that point.
User avatar #9 to #8 - vanoreo (02/12/2013) [-]
k

But daviddavidson is one butthurt motherfucker.
User avatar #10 to #9 - Zarke (02/12/2013) [-]
I personally think your statements were idiotic. It seems like you've posed much irritation to him in the past. I only let a mosquito land on me so many times before I figure it needs a swat.
User avatar #11 to #10 - vanoreo (02/12/2013) [-]
Meh, some parts of it were genuinely me trying to piss him off (and it worked) and some were actually my opinion.

>Hunting = Good

>AR's = Bad

Whether or not you're a sane human being, that gun can easily go into the wrong hands
User avatar #12 to #11 - Zarke (02/12/2013) [-]
Any gun can go into the wrong hands. Not just "so-called" ARs (which in reality is a scare-term used to describe semi-automatic rifles with scary-looking furniture). Remember that Virginia Tech massacre? Committed with handguns (using 17 10-round magazines at that). Columbine? Shotguns/handguns.

There are millions of these "assault rifles" in the U.S. The vast, vast, VAST majority of which are not used in crime and likely never will be.
User avatar #13 to #12 - vanoreo (02/12/2013) [-]
I for one think we should just get rid of guns all together sometimes...

But that would be incredibly hard, impractical, and guntoting rednecks would get mad.
User avatar #14 to #13 - Zarke (02/12/2013) [-]
Well, that's pretty well impossible and would likely do no good. You'd have to extract everybody from the country, overturn all the soil, search every nook and cranny, and force everybody to walk back in one at a time through metal detectors.

Secondly, not just rednecks. When there's almost a gun for every person in the U.S., you can't generalize such a large number of people as "gun-toting rednecks". People from all walks of life collect, shoot, protect themselves with, hunt with, and compete with firearms. I mean, what about recreational shooters? We aren't harming anybody, and you're arbitrarily robbing us of our hobby because you don't like guns. That goes right against our rights to Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness.
User avatar #6 - Zarke (06/08/2012) [-]
Wow... People actually go through with this stuff sometimes...
#5 - cowpog ONLINE (06/08/2012) [-]
You're FABULOUS darling!
#4 - seekay (06/08/2012) [-]
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User avatar #3 - quotetype (06/08/2012) [-]
COMMENT VIRGINITY :D. oh and btw your fabulous.
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