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#269 - And from there, interpret it how you will. 02/16/2013 on Butterfly 0
#266 - The children depicted are the soldiers when they were younger.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/16/2013 on Butterfly 0
User avatar #268 - bitchpleaseshutup (02/16/2013) [-]
oh.... thanks Zarke
User avatar #269 - Zarke (02/16/2013) [-]
And from there, interpret it how you will.
#90 - Is that because you're also a terrorist?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/16/2013 on Give them a dildo, that's... 0
User avatar #91 - mostlyshits (02/16/2013) [-]
that.....that is confidential
#21 - My problem is this: WHY THE **** DO WE K…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/16/2013 on James Holmes and his buddies +4
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#144 - A good girl is an obedient girl. ******* ? 02/15/2013 on The Difference +4
#11 - Because the last vigilante was/is being hunted down by the LAPD.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/15/2013 on Gun Control +3
User avatar #17 - KingElliott (02/15/2013) [-]
i think your confusing a vigilante with a butthurt nig who couldnt properly fix his problems
#54371 - He's probably harmless. Be wary, but try to avoid letting it r… 02/15/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#54369 - Just go for it. You'll be able to take it eventually. 02/15/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#10 - I hardly have space to put them all. I don't even bother closi…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/15/2013 on Valentine 0
User avatar #12 - spawnconnery (02/15/2013) [-]
Ah yes, some glass ones can be quite fragile despite their intended use - sometimes I think that they're just for decoration and aesthetic.
#33 - Even in the front seat?  [+] (2 new replies) 02/15/2013 on Master of Romance 0
User avatar #34 - deathchain (02/15/2013) [-]
She's in the back seat, where the child locks are. Theoretically she could climb up to the front and unlock it from there, but I doubt she was in the proper state of mind to accomplish that.
User avatar #41 - lizardtroll (02/15/2013) [-]
Plus it looked like she was blonde.
#54329 - With a price range like that it's hard to really go wrong. The… 02/15/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#54328 - Picture 02/15/2013 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#54326 - I've heard good things about something called gimp or somethin… 02/15/2013 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#23 - Wait... How do you get locked INSIDE a car?  [+] (4 new replies) 02/15/2013 on Master of Romance 0
User avatar #32 - deathchain (02/15/2013) [-]
Child locks.
User avatar #33 - Zarke (02/15/2013) [-]
Even in the front seat?
User avatar #34 - deathchain (02/15/2013) [-]
She's in the back seat, where the child locks are. Theoretically she could climb up to the front and unlock it from there, but I doubt she was in the proper state of mind to accomplish that.
User avatar #41 - lizardtroll (02/15/2013) [-]
Plus it looked like she was blonde.
#189 - Guess you're right about that. People are better swayed by emo… 02/15/2013 on 'merica 0
#22 - I thought several could be up to 7...  [+] (1 new reply) 02/15/2013 on Words +3
#29 - semiprogravy (02/15/2013) [-]
when reading this i also thought 7
#182 - The problem is living with the dumbass decisions. I think peop…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/15/2013 on 'merica 0
User avatar #185 - fishtacos (02/15/2013) [-]
True, but the problem with the masses having a say in everything makes dumbass decisions sort of inevitable. I'm an optimist, so I sort of think of it as a necessary evil and I realize that every decision is dumb to someone out there. You can't make everyone happy
User avatar #189 - Zarke (02/15/2013) [-]
Guess you're right about that. People are better swayed by emotion than reason and as such, knee-jerk reactions are inevitable.
#3 - Cupid must've shot me twice today. Or four times... Six... …  [+] (3 new replies) 02/15/2013 on Valentine 0
User avatar #9 - spawnconnery (02/15/2013) [-]
My my you have a modest dildo collection
User avatar #10 - Zarke (02/15/2013) [-]
I hardly have space to put them all. I don't even bother closing my closet door for fear of damaging some of my more precious ones.
User avatar #12 - spawnconnery (02/15/2013) [-]
Ah yes, some glass ones can be quite fragile despite their intended use - sometimes I think that they're just for decoration and aesthetic.
#126 - Iunno, I don't think many people come to the U.S. to bend over…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/15/2013 on 'merica 0
User avatar #134 - fishtacos (02/15/2013) [-]
And America has many freedoms. This whole gun debate is because of the increased media attention to shootings. It will die down and freedoms will increase again. It's a simple cycle that's been going on with various issues since the nation's birth. People will become politically active, and the bans won't happen or will be repealed. Then freedoms will increase and everything will be okay again. It's just the government dealing with an issue that they haven't gotten before and are trying something out and seeing if it works. The Great Depression, the Recession, and Prohibition are all examples of this. Things may seem bad to the people who are part of it at the time, but history will look at it and say "Wow, THOSE were some dumbass decisions."
User avatar #182 - Zarke (02/15/2013) [-]
The problem is living with the dumbass decisions. I think people would rather they not be made in the first place.
User avatar #185 - fishtacos (02/15/2013) [-]
True, but the problem with the masses having a say in everything makes dumbass decisions sort of inevitable. I'm an optimist, so I sort of think of it as a necessary evil and I realize that every decision is dumb to someone out there. You can't make everyone happy
User avatar #189 - Zarke (02/15/2013) [-]
Guess you're right about that. People are better swayed by emotion than reason and as such, knee-jerk reactions are inevitable.
#124 - Yay. 02/15/2013 on 'merica +1
#121 - I like to avoid shouting and reserve ad hominem statements for…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/15/2013 on 'merica +1
User avatar #123 - fishtacos (02/15/2013) [-]
Yeah, but these posts are shouting ad hominem. I respect you and others like you because you are actually able to coherently defend your point without being a dick.
User avatar #124 - Zarke (02/15/2013) [-]
Yay.
#119 - If it's a social saying, than shouldn't it be a political mant…  [+] (6 new replies) 02/15/2013 on 'merica 0
User avatar #125 - fishtacos (02/15/2013) [-]
Yup. Unfortunately, we're a republic specifically designed by it's founders to avoid "mobocracy" The whole concept of federalism that this government was built upon is a strong central government built on majority rule, but not so much majority rule so that the government can protect the minority's rights.
User avatar #126 - Zarke (02/15/2013) [-]
Iunno, I don't think many people come to the U.S. to bend over and be subject to the same tyranny that they may have been trying to escape.

I think the whole freedom thing is a general consensus.
User avatar #134 - fishtacos (02/15/2013) [-]
And America has many freedoms. This whole gun debate is because of the increased media attention to shootings. It will die down and freedoms will increase again. It's a simple cycle that's been going on with various issues since the nation's birth. People will become politically active, and the bans won't happen or will be repealed. Then freedoms will increase and everything will be okay again. It's just the government dealing with an issue that they haven't gotten before and are trying something out and seeing if it works. The Great Depression, the Recession, and Prohibition are all examples of this. Things may seem bad to the people who are part of it at the time, but history will look at it and say "Wow, THOSE were some dumbass decisions."
User avatar #182 - Zarke (02/15/2013) [-]
The problem is living with the dumbass decisions. I think people would rather they not be made in the first place.
User avatar #185 - fishtacos (02/15/2013) [-]
True, but the problem with the masses having a say in everything makes dumbass decisions sort of inevitable. I'm an optimist, so I sort of think of it as a necessary evil and I realize that every decision is dumb to someone out there. You can't make everyone happy
User avatar #189 - Zarke (02/15/2013) [-]
Guess you're right about that. People are better swayed by emotion than reason and as such, knee-jerk reactions are inevitable.
#115 - What makes you think people don't take an active role in polit…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/15/2013 on 'merica +1
User avatar #118 - fishtacos (02/15/2013) [-]
Yeah, but shouting and condemning those who don't agree with them isn't a good way to bring people to the cause. if anything, posts like these just make me want to actively oppose them just to piss them off.
User avatar #121 - Zarke (02/15/2013) [-]
I like to avoid shouting and reserve ad hominem statements for people who are simply being dicks. You can be firm without being an asshole.
User avatar #123 - fishtacos (02/15/2013) [-]
Yeah, but these posts are shouting ad hominem. I respect you and others like you because you are actually able to coherently defend your point without being a dick.
User avatar #124 - Zarke (02/15/2013) [-]
Yay.
#112 - But why make it unnecessarily difficult for law-abiding citize…  [+] (8 new replies) 02/15/2013 on 'merica 0
User avatar #116 - fishtacos (02/15/2013) [-]
Yeah, "Land of the Free" was a saying developed by citizens, not the government, but I'm not even going to touch that because I agree that the government can be hypocritical.
User avatar #119 - Zarke (02/15/2013) [-]
If it's a social saying, than shouldn't it be a political mantra as well? That should be the nature of a democracy.
User avatar #125 - fishtacos (02/15/2013) [-]
Yup. Unfortunately, we're a republic specifically designed by it's founders to avoid "mobocracy" The whole concept of federalism that this government was built upon is a strong central government built on majority rule, but not so much majority rule so that the government can protect the minority's rights.
User avatar #126 - Zarke (02/15/2013) [-]
Iunno, I don't think many people come to the U.S. to bend over and be subject to the same tyranny that they may have been trying to escape.

I think the whole freedom thing is a general consensus.
User avatar #134 - fishtacos (02/15/2013) [-]
And America has many freedoms. This whole gun debate is because of the increased media attention to shootings. It will die down and freedoms will increase again. It's a simple cycle that's been going on with various issues since the nation's birth. People will become politically active, and the bans won't happen or will be repealed. Then freedoms will increase and everything will be okay again. It's just the government dealing with an issue that they haven't gotten before and are trying something out and seeing if it works. The Great Depression, the Recession, and Prohibition are all examples of this. Things may seem bad to the people who are part of it at the time, but history will look at it and say "Wow, THOSE were some dumbass decisions."
User avatar #182 - Zarke (02/15/2013) [-]
The problem is living with the dumbass decisions. I think people would rather they not be made in the first place.
User avatar #185 - fishtacos (02/15/2013) [-]
True, but the problem with the masses having a say in everything makes dumbass decisions sort of inevitable. I'm an optimist, so I sort of think of it as a necessary evil and I realize that every decision is dumb to someone out there. You can't make everyone happy
User avatar #189 - Zarke (02/15/2013) [-]
Guess you're right about that. People are better swayed by emotion than reason and as such, knee-jerk reactions are inevitable.
#111 - And I'm for the legalization of ********* too. I'…  [+] (6 new replies) 02/15/2013 on 'merica +1
User avatar #114 - fishtacos (02/15/2013) [-]
Me too. All I'm saying here is that if people are simply a part of the normal political process and actually go out, contact their local congressperson, sign a petition, protest, whatever, thing will happen. Nothing will happen if people shout partisaned bullshit like "OBAMA SUX CUZ GUN BANZ LOL LIBERAL PEACELOVING FAG" and yet do nothing about their butthurt.
User avatar #115 - Zarke (02/15/2013) [-]
What makes you think people don't take an active role in politics AND trumpet their cause? How else do you spread awareness of whatever you support and encourage others to support it as well?
User avatar #118 - fishtacos (02/15/2013) [-]
Yeah, but shouting and condemning those who don't agree with them isn't a good way to bring people to the cause. if anything, posts like these just make me want to actively oppose them just to piss them off.
User avatar #121 - Zarke (02/15/2013) [-]
I like to avoid shouting and reserve ad hominem statements for people who are simply being dicks. You can be firm without being an asshole.
User avatar #123 - fishtacos (02/15/2013) [-]
Yeah, but these posts are shouting ad hominem. I respect you and others like you because you are actually able to coherently defend your point without being a dick.
User avatar #124 - Zarke (02/15/2013) [-]
Yay.
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User avatar #7 - vanoreo (02/12/2013) [-]
****** OP blocked me lol, he is butthurt.

You are correct about the Prohibition. I was thinking about the 19th Amendment.

WHICH DENIED WOMEN'S SUFFRAGE
User avatar #8 to #7 - Zarke (02/12/2013) [-]
I'll disagree with that amendment and point that back to the Declaration of Independence:

"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness."

As far as I can see, something denying women a political voice (part of Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness) shouldn't be in there anyways, and I'm glad that society has progressed past that point.
User avatar #9 to #8 - vanoreo (02/12/2013) [-]
k

But daviddavidson is one butthurt ************ .
User avatar #10 to #9 - Zarke (02/12/2013) [-]
I personally think your statements were idiotic. It seems like you've posed much irritation to him in the past. I only let a mosquito land on me so many times before I figure it needs a swat.
User avatar #11 to #10 - vanoreo (02/12/2013) [-]
Meh, some parts of it were genuinely me trying to piss him off (and it worked) and some were actually my opinion.

>Hunting = Good

>AR's = Bad

Whether or not you're a sane human being, that gun can easily go into the wrong hands
User avatar #12 to #11 - Zarke (02/12/2013) [-]
Any gun can go into the wrong hands. Not just "so-called" ARs (which in reality is a scare-term used to describe semi-automatic rifles with scary-looking furniture). Remember that Virginia Tech massacre? Committed with handguns (using 17 10-round magazines at that). Columbine? Shotguns/handguns.

There are millions of these "assault rifles" in the U.S. The vast, vast, VAST majority of which are not used in crime and likely never will be.
User avatar #13 to #12 - vanoreo (02/12/2013) [-]
I for one think we should just get rid of guns all together sometimes...

But that would be incredibly hard, impractical, and guntoting rednecks would get mad.
User avatar #14 to #13 - Zarke (02/12/2013) [-]
Well, that's pretty well impossible and would likely do no good. You'd have to extract everybody from the country, overturn all the soil, search every nook and cranny, and force everybody to walk back in one at a time through metal detectors.

Secondly, not just rednecks. When there's almost a gun for every person in the U.S., you can't generalize such a large number of people as "gun-toting rednecks". People from all walks of life collect, shoot, protect themselves with, hunt with, and compete with firearms. I mean, what about recreational shooters? We aren't harming anybody, and you're arbitrarily robbing us of our hobby because you don't like guns. That goes right against our rights to Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness.
User avatar #6 - Zarke (06/08/2012) [-]
Wow... People actually go through with this stuff sometimes...
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COMMENT VIRGINITY :D. oh and btw your fabulous.
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