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#1 - I foresee sweet comments on this post. 03/23/2013 on ALL HAIL JIGGLY BRA +2
#61103 - ... You know, that tiny bit of fur on the majority of…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/23/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#61181 - anonymous (03/24/2013) [-]
it's not just to get rid of the fluff, it's really good for the skin, takes aways dead cells and encourages the growth of new ones. Feels so smoothe
User avatar #61184 - Zarke (03/24/2013) [-]
Yeah, that's called exfoliation. You can do that with an adequately course washcloth.
#61187 - anonymous (03/24/2013) [-]
Look up "dermaplaning"
User avatar #61188 - Zarke (03/24/2013) [-]
Whatever. I'll believe you.
User avatar #61185 - Zarke (03/24/2013) [-]
coarse*
#61101 - Well, duct tape is pretty cheap. Numbing lozenges may be avail…  [+] (7 new replies) 03/23/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#61102 - anonymous (03/23/2013) [-]
I'll stick to shaving. I've only cut myself once but it was a big slice across my eye, looked badass.
User avatar #61103 - Zarke (03/23/2013) [-]
...

You know, that tiny bit of fur on the majority of one's face isn't what you'd call "noticeable" to most people, right? I mean, we are mammals, after all.
#61181 - anonymous (03/24/2013) [-]
it's not just to get rid of the fluff, it's really good for the skin, takes aways dead cells and encourages the growth of new ones. Feels so smoothe
User avatar #61184 - Zarke (03/24/2013) [-]
Yeah, that's called exfoliation. You can do that with an adequately course washcloth.
#61187 - anonymous (03/24/2013) [-]
Look up "dermaplaning"
User avatar #61188 - Zarke (03/24/2013) [-]
Whatever. I'll believe you.
User avatar #61185 - Zarke (03/24/2013) [-]
coarse*
#61099 - From what little I know, waxing is more standard procedure.  [+] (9 new replies) 03/23/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#61100 - anonymous (03/23/2013) [-]
Waxing is painful and over-priced.
User avatar #61101 - Zarke (03/23/2013) [-]
Well, duct tape is pretty cheap. Numbing lozenges may be available for sore throats. Moisten one up and see how it works on skin.
#61102 - anonymous (03/23/2013) [-]
I'll stick to shaving. I've only cut myself once but it was a big slice across my eye, looked badass.
User avatar #61103 - Zarke (03/23/2013) [-]
...

You know, that tiny bit of fur on the majority of one's face isn't what you'd call "noticeable" to most people, right? I mean, we are mammals, after all.
#61181 - anonymous (03/24/2013) [-]
it's not just to get rid of the fluff, it's really good for the skin, takes aways dead cells and encourages the growth of new ones. Feels so smoothe
User avatar #61184 - Zarke (03/24/2013) [-]
Yeah, that's called exfoliation. You can do that with an adequately course washcloth.
#61187 - anonymous (03/24/2013) [-]
Look up "dermaplaning"
User avatar #61188 - Zarke (03/24/2013) [-]
Whatever. I'll believe you.
User avatar #61185 - Zarke (03/24/2013) [-]
coarse*
#2 - They get sold these ridiculous things because they're convince…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/23/2013 on ......uh....... +2
User avatar #14 - threeeighteen (03/24/2013) [-]
>Go back in time
>Tell Crusaders weeding dresses makes them impervious to the Muslims silly business
>See thousands of Crusaders riding off in wedding dresses
I want to see history burn.
#3 - They'd do better if the lighting was less unflattering and the… 03/23/2013 on Supermodels without makeup... 0
#68 - Holy **** , I thought people would agree with you … 03/23/2013 on life revealed 0
#61070 - Slow and steady. Don't make assumptions about her feelings. Pe…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/23/2013 on Advice - love advice,... +1
User avatar #61106 - mrnomnomnom (03/23/2013) [-]
Slow might be a good idea. Thank you (:
User avatar #61107 - Zarke (03/23/2013) [-]
Not a problem.
#61066 - 1: Whoever got there first. 2: Failing that (on the incred… 03/23/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#146 - **** , I'm an Aspie and I don't even do that. This…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/23/2013 on Gangsta +11
#161 - amuter (03/23/2013) [-]
I'll just gather the dragonballs and get rid of all advanced aspergers then

I'm also diagnosed with aspergers
#159 - lazaman (03/23/2013) [-]
#284 - Comment deleted 03/23/2013 on My Art Progression 0
#5 - Shhh hhh hhh... Nobody will know our secret...  [+] (1 new reply) 03/22/2013 on life revealed +8
User avatar #6 - petro (03/23/2013) [-]
Well.... now I know... so....
#3 - I figured it was probably stale, but whatever. I had to say it…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/22/2013 on life revealed +11
User avatar #4 - nicolbolas (03/22/2013) [-]
You would get a sexual thrill from doing that.

saying this not knowing anything about you
User avatar #5 - Zarke (03/22/2013) [-]
Shhhhhhhhh...

Nobody will know our secret...
User avatar #6 - petro (03/23/2013) [-]
Well.... now I know... so....
#1 - And 'red' has 3 letters. Half-Life 3 confirmed.  [+] (12 new replies) 03/22/2013 on life revealed +158
User avatar #2 - nicolbolas (03/22/2013) [-]
I'm tired of hearing this across the internet.
User avatar #68 - Zarke (03/23/2013) [-]
Holy shit, I thought people would agree with you and send this comment to red thumb Hell.
#39 - welshash (03/23/2013) [-]
I'm tired of hearing you nigger.
#11 - HEYGUYS (03/23/2013) [-]
the jokes been going on for like 3 years... its not going away soon.
#70 - anonymous (03/23/2013) [-]
well there is one thing that would make it go away...
#13 - vlandis (03/23/2013) [-]
3 Years

Half-Life 3 confirmed

Am I trying to hard?
User avatar #61 - hankhillofthe (03/23/2013) [-]
With a joke like that?




NO ONE HAS TO FUCKING TRY AT ALL.
#67 - anonymous (03/23/2013) [-]
(no+one+has)=3 words
(To+fucking+try)=3 words
at=irrelevant
(a+l+l)=3 letters

no-life confirmed
User avatar #3 - Zarke (03/22/2013) [-]
I figured it was probably stale, but whatever. I had to say it once.

Just for the sexual thrill.
User avatar #4 - nicolbolas (03/22/2013) [-]
You would get a sexual thrill from doing that.

saying this not knowing anything about you
User avatar #5 - Zarke (03/22/2013) [-]
Shhhhhhhhh...

Nobody will know our secret...
User avatar #6 - petro (03/23/2013) [-]
Well.... now I know... so....
#60893 - If there's a way, try to get Sister #1 alone and discuss your … 03/22/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#49 - Iunno. How do they get them in Mexico? 03/22/2013 on Oh politics, you so crazy. +1
#362 - To be honest, that last one is probably a smart idea.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/22/2013 on Ali G everybody +2
User avatar #363 - vetis (03/22/2013) [-]
True stuff.
#25768 - And apparently a.dmin is now changed to my big black daddy. Joy. 03/22/2013 on Politics - politics news,... 0
#25766 - Agreed. Fix the current my big black daddyistration. Start by …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/22/2013 on Politics - politics news,... 0
User avatar #25767 - cleverguy (03/22/2013) [-]
yes, definitely. they get paid way too damn much
User avatar #25768 - Zarke (03/22/2013) [-]
And apparently a.dmin is now changed to my big black daddy. Joy.
#25762 - If it works, great. Doesn't mean I support the other propositi…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/22/2013 on Politics - politics news,... 0
User avatar #25765 - cleverguy (03/22/2013) [-]
they definitely need fine tuning

well then i guess thats fine and dandy
User avatar #25766 - Zarke (03/22/2013) [-]
Agreed. Fix the current my big black daddyistration. Start by reducing politician's wages across the board. That'll bank some good payroll and weed out the ones in it for the money.
User avatar #25767 - cleverguy (03/22/2013) [-]
yes, definitely. they get paid way too damn much
User avatar #25768 - Zarke (03/22/2013) [-]
And apparently a.dmin is now changed to my big black daddy. Joy.
#25759 - But there are already restrictions in place. The problem is th…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/22/2013 on Politics - politics news,... 0
User avatar #25761 - cleverguy (03/22/2013) [-]
well i think some of the new legislation allocates a lot of funding to the cops to try and solve that problem.

fair enough, as long as it doesn't become vigilantism

i dont think anyone would object to that.
User avatar #25762 - Zarke (03/22/2013) [-]
If it works, great. Doesn't mean I support the other propositions.

It hasn't already, and I doubt it will in 99.9% of cases. You'd be surprised at how many people concealed carry already.
User avatar #25765 - cleverguy (03/22/2013) [-]
they definitely need fine tuning

well then i guess thats fine and dandy
User avatar #25766 - Zarke (03/22/2013) [-]
Agreed. Fix the current my big black daddyistration. Start by reducing politician's wages across the board. That'll bank some good payroll and weed out the ones in it for the money.
User avatar #25767 - cleverguy (03/22/2013) [-]
yes, definitely. they get paid way too damn much
User avatar #25768 - Zarke (03/22/2013) [-]
And apparently a.dmin is now changed to my big black daddy. Joy.
#25756 - It is, I'll give you that. Poverty's pretty damn hard to elimi…  [+] (8 new replies) 03/22/2013 on Politics - politics news,... 0
User avatar #25758 - cleverguy (03/22/2013) [-]
true, true.

well put lol

i dont mean keep an eye on every gun in the country, i just mean be more careful who is being sold guns, be more careful about the people selling guns (many are corrupt and sell guns to people who normally cant get them), and keep guns off the streets besides police officers. i think responsible gun owners having to be more careful with their firearms (some of the more faulty legislation that can criminalize people for simple mistakes should be fixed though) is a small price to pay for a way to make people feel safer.
User avatar #25759 - Zarke (03/22/2013) [-]
But there are already restrictions in place. The problem is that they aren't properly enforced. Why implement further legislation if you can't enforce what's already on the books?

Legal concealed carriers (who get licenses to carry their firearms in public) really don't cause much trouble. If anything, they prevent far, far more crimes than they commit. People face the same dangers as police officers. Dangerous encounters are measured in seconds while police response times are measured in minutes.

I agree with responsible gun ownership. No sane person disagrees with it. The problem is education. There should be more PSAs encouraging gun owners to properly lock and store the firearms that they aren't actively using/carrying. It's common sense objectively, but it's easily overlooked.
User avatar #25761 - cleverguy (03/22/2013) [-]
well i think some of the new legislation allocates a lot of funding to the cops to try and solve that problem.

fair enough, as long as it doesn't become vigilantism

i dont think anyone would object to that.
User avatar #25762 - Zarke (03/22/2013) [-]
If it works, great. Doesn't mean I support the other propositions.

It hasn't already, and I doubt it will in 99.9% of cases. You'd be surprised at how many people concealed carry already.
User avatar #25765 - cleverguy (03/22/2013) [-]
they definitely need fine tuning

well then i guess thats fine and dandy
User avatar #25766 - Zarke (03/22/2013) [-]
Agreed. Fix the current my big black daddyistration. Start by reducing politician's wages across the board. That'll bank some good payroll and weed out the ones in it for the money.
User avatar #25767 - cleverguy (03/22/2013) [-]
yes, definitely. they get paid way too damn much
User avatar #25768 - Zarke (03/22/2013) [-]
And apparently a.dmin is now changed to my big black daddy. Joy.
#25754 - Get rid of poverty for one. Gang violence is one of the leadin…  [+] (10 new replies) 03/22/2013 on Politics - politics news,... 0
User avatar #25755 - cleverguy (03/22/2013) [-]
i think your first point is a bit idealistic, but its probably true. easier said than done though.

i recently was persuaded to side with decriminalizing drugs.

sounds good to me

i dont think banning guns is a good idea, but cracking down on illegal gun ownership is.
User avatar #25756 - Zarke (03/22/2013) [-]
It is, I'll give you that. Poverty's pretty damn hard to eliminate. It it was easy, we wouldn't be dealing with these problems. The least we can do is see what we can change in their current education options and open up more employment opportunities, even if they're "fake" jobs funded by the gov't.

I say crack down more on public intoxication than funding SWAT raids on Lucky Brother Dooby Dooby's pot stash.

Resolved

But the problem is that you can't stop illegal gun ownership without hamstringing legal gun ownership. Universal background checks/licensing don't really mean much without a total gun registry, which would be impossible to instate with the current level of firearms proliferation (what is it? Almost a gun for every person now?). Even with a complete registry, you'd need periodic checks to make sure that someone hasn't given away their firearms illegally, which is an ASTRONOMICAL amount of manpower. No labor force alive would be able to accomplish that. Besides, most guns used in crime (this ties to the gang violence issue I mentioned before) are obtained illegally anyways. They're often stolen (which is illegal in itself) or obtained through a straw purchase (which bypasses any gun legislation in effect).
User avatar #25758 - cleverguy (03/22/2013) [-]
true, true.

well put lol

i dont mean keep an eye on every gun in the country, i just mean be more careful who is being sold guns, be more careful about the people selling guns (many are corrupt and sell guns to people who normally cant get them), and keep guns off the streets besides police officers. i think responsible gun owners having to be more careful with their firearms (some of the more faulty legislation that can criminalize people for simple mistakes should be fixed though) is a small price to pay for a way to make people feel safer.
User avatar #25759 - Zarke (03/22/2013) [-]
But there are already restrictions in place. The problem is that they aren't properly enforced. Why implement further legislation if you can't enforce what's already on the books?

Legal concealed carriers (who get licenses to carry their firearms in public) really don't cause much trouble. If anything, they prevent far, far more crimes than they commit. People face the same dangers as police officers. Dangerous encounters are measured in seconds while police response times are measured in minutes.

I agree with responsible gun ownership. No sane person disagrees with it. The problem is education. There should be more PSAs encouraging gun owners to properly lock and store the firearms that they aren't actively using/carrying. It's common sense objectively, but it's easily overlooked.
User avatar #25761 - cleverguy (03/22/2013) [-]
well i think some of the new legislation allocates a lot of funding to the cops to try and solve that problem.

fair enough, as long as it doesn't become vigilantism

i dont think anyone would object to that.
User avatar #25762 - Zarke (03/22/2013) [-]
If it works, great. Doesn't mean I support the other propositions.

It hasn't already, and I doubt it will in 99.9% of cases. You'd be surprised at how many people concealed carry already.
User avatar #25765 - cleverguy (03/22/2013) [-]
they definitely need fine tuning

well then i guess thats fine and dandy
User avatar #25766 - Zarke (03/22/2013) [-]
Agreed. Fix the current my big black daddyistration. Start by reducing politician's wages across the board. That'll bank some good payroll and weed out the ones in it for the money.
User avatar #25767 - cleverguy (03/22/2013) [-]
yes, definitely. they get paid way too damn much
User avatar #25768 - Zarke (03/22/2013) [-]
And apparently a.dmin is now changed to my big black daddy. Joy.
#60782 - Your mattress/sheets/pillows might hold a lot of whatever you'… 03/22/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#32 - There's always water surrounding a shark's gills; the directio…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/22/2013 on Man, this guy is a real dick +1
User avatar #88 - daringdestiny (03/22/2013) [-]
i now know more than i did this morning, thank you
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User avatar #7 - vanoreo (02/12/2013) [-]
Faggot OP blocked me lol, he is butthurt.

You are correct about the Prohibition. I was thinking about the 19th Amendment.

WHICH DENIED WOMEN'S SUFFRAGE
User avatar #8 to #7 - Zarke (02/12/2013) [-]
I'll disagree with that amendment and point that back to the Declaration of Independence:

"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness."

As far as I can see, something denying women a political voice (part of Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness) shouldn't be in there anyways, and I'm glad that society has progressed past that point.
User avatar #9 to #8 - vanoreo (02/12/2013) [-]
k

But daviddavidson is one butthurt ************ .
User avatar #10 to #9 - Zarke (02/12/2013) [-]
I personally think your statements were idiotic. It seems like you've posed much irritation to him in the past. I only let a mosquito land on me so many times before I figure it needs a swat.
User avatar #11 to #10 - vanoreo (02/12/2013) [-]
Meh, some parts of it were genuinely me trying to piss him off (and it worked) and some were actually my opinion.

>Hunting = Good

>AR's = Bad

Whether or not you're a sane human being, that gun can easily go into the wrong hands
User avatar #12 to #11 - Zarke (02/12/2013) [-]
Any gun can go into the wrong hands. Not just "so-called" ARs (which in reality is a scare-term used to describe semi-automatic rifles with scary-looking furniture). Remember that Virginia Tech massacre? Committed with handguns (using 17 10-round magazines at that). Columbine? Shotguns/handguns.

There are millions of these "assault rifles" in the U.S. The vast, vast, VAST majority of which are not used in crime and likely never will be.
User avatar #13 to #12 - vanoreo (02/12/2013) [-]
I for one think we should just get rid of guns all together sometimes...

But that would be incredibly hard, impractical, and guntoting rednecks would get mad.
User avatar #14 to #13 - Zarke (02/12/2013) [-]
Well, that's pretty well impossible and would likely do no good. You'd have to extract everybody from the country, overturn all the soil, search every nook and cranny, and force everybody to walk back in one at a time through metal detectors.

Secondly, not just rednecks. When there's almost a gun for every person in the U.S., you can't generalize such a large number of people as "gun-toting rednecks". People from all walks of life collect, shoot, protect themselves with, hunt with, and compete with firearms. I mean, what about recreational shooters? We aren't harming anybody, and you're arbitrarily robbing us of our hobby because you don't like guns. That goes right against our rights to Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness.
User avatar #6 - Zarke (06/08/2012) [-]
Wow... People actually go through with this stuff sometimes...
#5 - cowpog (06/08/2012) [-]
You're FABULOUS darling!
#4 - seekay (06/08/2012) [-]
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User avatar #3 - quotetype ONLINE (06/08/2012) [-]
COMMENT VIRGINITY :D. oh and btw your fabulous.
User avatar #2 - walcorn (06/08/2012) [-]
You're fabulous
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