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#22 - It's "intended for use with one hand", thus a pistol…  [+] (12 new replies) 11/30/2014 on The Story of a Bullet +1
User avatar #23 - cheatman (11/30/2014) [-]
In other words, it's on the 'sawn off shotgun' principal, can be fired one handed, wouldn't recommend it.
User avatar #24 - Zarke (11/30/2014) [-]
Not exactly. Some places have rulings on modifying weapons down to certain lengths, such as sawing off your shotguns. These come manufactured that way (as pistols), and thus don't have the same rules. Makes perfect sense, right?
User avatar #26 - cheatman (11/30/2014) [-]
I wasn't talking about length, I was talking about cartridge and recoil in my last post. Ever see the film 'Gamer'? Terry Crews played a bad guy in it who fired a Saiga 12 one handed, he ended up breaking his wrist from that stunt.

Jut because something's 'intended', doesn't make it a good idea.
User avatar #39 - shamrooney (11/30/2014) [-]
also, I would like to point out that he only broke his wrist because he didn't know how to fire one-handed, I have fired many shotguns with loads ranging from birdshot to slugs just fine; it isnt recommended because the shotgun isn't designed to be fired that way, but he probably would have broken his wrist even if it was a S&W .500 which IS designed to be fired one handed because he probably limp-wrists.
User avatar #43 - cheatman (12/01/2014) [-]
Meh, I'll just mark it down to aesthetics, to me that AK for all practical purposes SHOULD be classed as a short barrel rifle based on overall size and calibre. I mean, yeah it's intended to be shot one handed, and people might be comfortable with it, but if that's all it takes to class it as a pistol then what about the MP7 or even the Serbu Super Short Shotgun.
User avatar #45 - shamrooney (12/01/2014) [-]
the MP7 is classified as a short barrel rifle and requires special documentation to own because it has a barrel under 16 inches and is designed to be fired from the shoulder (it has a butt, whether collapsible or not) the serbu super short is classified as "Any Other Weapon" AOW and requires the proper tax stamp and documentation to own
User avatar #46 - cheatman (12/01/2014) [-]
Wow, government classification of weapons is daft, are you saying all it takes to class this as a true short barrel rifle is to have stock manufactured into it, not as a mod, but as initial setup?
#79 - shamrooney (12/01/2014) [-]
nope, if you ad a stock to it it would classify it as one as well, let me explain.

AR-15 = Long Gun (because it has a barrel over 16 inches and a stock designed to fire from the shoulder.

Change your barrel to something below 16 inches and it becomes a Short Barreled Rifle (SBR) which you will need a tax stamp and documentation for (i think its like $200 for the stamp)

Remove the stock on the gun (even if it still has the buffer tube as shown in this picture) it becomes a handgun because the buffer tube isn't technically a stock or designed to be used as one, even if you can shoulder it.

For shotguns:

A shotgun with a barrel under 18 inches is a Short Barreled Shotgun (SBS)

Any Other Weapon (AOW) is a bit different so here is a link to definitions:


#80 - shamrooney (12/01/2014) [-]
Also, this is considered a pistol as well because it was not designed to be fired from the shoulder, but clearly easily can be. It is currently under a lot of debate but as of now it is completely legal to add it to the back of a "SMG" type firearm like what we were looking at earlier without changing its classification.
User avatar #68 - fuelnfire (12/01/2014) [-]
Hold up, I'll explain canada's law in a bit, I gotta finish this essay, but I'll get back to you, just cause I enjoy informing people how STUPID Canada's firearms regulations are.
User avatar #28 - Zarke (11/30/2014) [-]
Fair enough, but people do shoot AR and AK pistols fairly comfortably, even one-handed. Intermediate rifle cartridges don't have quite the same oomph as high-brass shotgun loads.
User avatar #32 - shamrooney (11/30/2014) [-]
haha thanks for handling explaining this for me, i came back to explain it all and ou had already handled it XD +1
#483 - **** , I'm behind quota.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/30/2014 on Professions +3
#485 - hostofswarms (11/30/2014) [-]
#9981 - You think they know that? 11/30/2014 on /guns/ board 0
#34 - I refuse to believe that she's listening to anything b… 11/30/2014 on 1337 hax0r -1
#9979 - It's black, but it doesn't have a shoulder thing that goes up.…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/30/2014 on /guns/ board 0
User avatar #9980 - weaponexplain (11/30/2014) [-]
But it does have a barrel shroud.
User avatar #9981 - Zarke (11/30/2014) [-]
You think they know that?
#9809 - Uh, a .22LR rifle driving .22 pellets with nail gun blanks? 11/21/2014 on /guns/ board 0
#43 - It's worth noting that there is a satirical Tumblr blog out th… 11/21/2014 on (1) Tumblr 0
#42 - He wants to drop tune for that extra heavy chugging. 11/21/2014 on (1) Tumblr 0
#94 - Practice. 11/20/2014 on 360 No Scoped 0
#298 - No, but I like the abbreviation. I think some jargon should be… 11/20/2014 on What Happened Europe? 0
#152 - But they're loud. Note: no ear-pro.  [+] (9 new replies) 11/18/2014 on What Happened Europe? +3
#169 - starlordoriginal (11/18/2014) [-]
Good point, while we were sighting in our newest AR my dad took off his ear protection for a sec to fix it without telling me thinking he'd be fine. I fired one shot and I hear "fuck!" from behind and see him holding his ears.
User avatar #161 - Rammencup (11/18/2014) [-]
i take it ur a soldier if ut calling it ear pro
User avatar #298 - Zarke (11/20/2014) [-]
No, but I like the abbreviation. I think some jargon should be more wide-spread.
User avatar #162 - Rammencup (11/18/2014) [-]
User avatar #195 - nachobeldavid (11/18/2014) [-]
#167 - starlordoriginal (11/18/2014) [-]
#173 - Rammencup (11/18/2014) [-]
i dont care
bout grammer
#175 - starlordoriginal (11/18/2014) [-]
#176 - Rammencup (11/18/2014) [-]
you dont say
#9738 - Depends on your experience level, preferred manual of arms, pe… 11/18/2014 on /guns/ board 0
#8003 - MtG is sometimes mentioned here, but I rarely see the discussi… 11/18/2014 on /tabletop/ 0
#9711 - What's better camo than whatever's immediately behind you? 11/17/2014 on /guns/ board 0
#9679 - Clear Plexiglas furniture.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/17/2014 on /guns/ board 0
User avatar #9681 - geothermal (11/17/2014) [-]
that sounds really fucking cool
User avatar #9711 - Zarke (11/17/2014) [-]
What's better camo than whatever's immediately behind you?
#9647 - Well, Hi-Point is known as being the top of the *******… 11/16/2014 on /guns/ board 0
#9645 - If you think a carry gun is a priority in your life, it's bett…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/16/2014 on /guns/ board 0
User avatar #9646 - meowykins (11/16/2014) [-]
It's not a /priority./ Just a wish, I guess.
User avatar #9647 - Zarke (11/16/2014) [-]
Well, Hi-Point is known as being the top of the shit-pile. There are prettier, lighter, more reliable options out there, but it'll... do pistol things when you need to do pistol things. In my opinion, it's not a gun you put on your wish list, but something you pick up if you don't have a better option available, and it looks like that's the consensus down below.
#9502 - People might say it'd be awkward to carry for size and weight,… 11/13/2014 on /guns/ board +2
#9446 - They do it so you don't have to. Or so you can sack u… 11/10/2014 on /guns/ board 0
#78 - Yeah, can't think about right now. I'm a little busy thinking …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/07/2014 on bike +2
User avatar #79 - inudewaruika (11/07/2014) [-]

Thumb for you good sir.
#74 - It's worth assuming that those were examples of the guy riding…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/07/2014 on bike +3
User avatar #76 - inudewaruika (11/07/2014) [-]
I know, I have seen the entire vid before.

I laughed, but his video can't and shouldnt be taken seriously :/
User avatar #78 - Zarke (11/07/2014) [-]
Yeah, can't think about right now. I'm a little busy thinking about how I can incorporate sarcastic bike riding into my current lifestyle.
User avatar #79 - inudewaruika (11/07/2014) [-]

Thumb for you good sir.
#9351 - The discussion starts around 3 mins in. 11/05/2014 on /guns/ board +1
#9350 - This video is the first in a series in which …  [+] (3 new replies) 11/05/2014 on /guns/ board +2
User avatar #9427 - faguette (11/09/2014) [-]
holy fuck that's insane
User avatar #9446 - Zarke (11/10/2014) [-]
They do it so you don't have to.

Or so you can sack up and give it a go.
User avatar #9351 - Zarke (11/05/2014) [-]
The discussion starts around 3 mins in.
#9263 - In all seriousness though, if it passes, giggle-switch guns wo…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/01/2014 on /guns/ board 0
User avatar #9283 - aSARendarsFJWINWIN (11/01/2014) [-]
It's certainly a wonderful thing to be had.
#9257 - You mean to enable disabled shooters to comfortably fire AR pi…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/01/2014 on /guns/ board 0
User avatar #9258 - aSARendarsFJWINWIN (11/01/2014) [-]
Yes! Duh!
User avatar #9263 - Zarke (11/01/2014) [-]
In all seriousness though, if it passes, giggle-switch guns would be far cheaper, and you'll probably see some intrepid entrepreneurs striking it rich with the new business opportunities this presents. If you know a few machinists (or are one) and feel like dealing with the hassle of incorporating your business, there's money to be made. Or the current big manufacturers will dominate the market because of their current military hardware production, but that's beside the point.
User avatar #9283 - aSARendarsFJWINWIN (11/01/2014) [-]
It's certainly a wonderful thing to be had.
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User avatar #7 - vanoreo (02/12/2013) [-]
Faggot OP blocked me lol, he is butthurt.

You are correct about the Prohibition. I was thinking about the 19th Amendment.

User avatar #8 to #7 - Zarke (02/12/2013) [-]
I'll disagree with that amendment and point that back to the Declaration of Independence:

"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness."

As far as I can see, something denying women a political voice (part of Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness) shouldn't be in there anyways, and I'm glad that society has progressed past that point.
User avatar #9 to #8 - vanoreo (02/12/2013) [-]

But daviddavidson is one butthurt ************ .
User avatar #10 to #9 - Zarke (02/12/2013) [-]
I personally think your statements were idiotic. It seems like you've posed much irritation to him in the past. I only let a mosquito land on me so many times before I figure it needs a swat.
User avatar #11 to #10 - vanoreo (02/12/2013) [-]
Meh, some parts of it were genuinely me trying to piss him off (and it worked) and some were actually my opinion.

>Hunting = Good

>AR's = Bad

Whether or not you're a sane human being, that gun can easily go into the wrong hands
User avatar #12 to #11 - Zarke (02/12/2013) [-]
Any gun can go into the wrong hands. Not just "so-called" ARs (which in reality is a scare-term used to describe semi-automatic rifles with scary-looking furniture). Remember that Virginia Tech massacre? Committed with handguns (using 17 10-round magazines at that). Columbine? Shotguns/handguns.

There are millions of these "assault rifles" in the U.S. The vast, vast, VAST majority of which are not used in crime and likely never will be.
User avatar #13 to #12 - vanoreo (02/12/2013) [-]
I for one think we should just get rid of guns all together sometimes...

But that would be incredibly hard, impractical, and guntoting rednecks would get mad.
User avatar #14 to #13 - Zarke (02/12/2013) [-]
Well, that's pretty well impossible and would likely do no good. You'd have to extract everybody from the country, overturn all the soil, search every nook and cranny, and force everybody to walk back in one at a time through metal detectors.

Secondly, not just rednecks. When there's almost a gun for every person in the U.S., you can't generalize such a large number of people as "gun-toting rednecks". People from all walks of life collect, shoot, protect themselves with, hunt with, and compete with firearms. I mean, what about recreational shooters? We aren't harming anybody, and you're arbitrarily robbing us of our hobby because you don't like guns. That goes right against our rights to Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness.
User avatar #6 - Zarke (06/08/2012) [-]
Wow... People actually go through with this stuff sometimes...
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