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Zarke

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Date Signed Up:3/24/2010
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#13321 - I seem to have made a mental misstep. I thought you were mocki…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/08/2015 on /guns/ board +1
User avatar #13322 - hatsune (04/08/2015) [-]
yes i was
#13336 - ogasm (04/08/2015) [-]
Besides something I can't add to it?
#13320 - It could be pinned at 5 (or 10 if it's a "pistol" magazine). 04/08/2015 on /guns/ board +1
#13249 - Sounds like more people need to start making pipe shotguns. 04/04/2015 on /guns/ board 0
#13247 - The legality of manufacture depends on the area. A lot of plac…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/04/2015 on /guns/ board 0
User avatar #13248 - hourlyb (04/04/2015) [-]
True. In MA you need a license.
User avatar #13249 - Zarke (04/04/2015) [-]
Sounds like more people need to start making pipe shotguns.
#13244 - "Because polymer guns are **** ." - Some … 04/04/2015 on /guns/ board 0
#10967 - You probably won't find something worth $500 or something stup… 04/03/2015 on /tabletop/ 0
#13211 - You can shoot almost anything out of a shotgun so long as you'… 04/02/2015 on /guns/ board 0
#10952 - I'm not knocking it. It's just not the way I like to approach …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/02/2015 on /tabletop/ 0
User avatar #10953 - thenewnuggubler (04/02/2015) [-]
Yeah, makes sense
#10950 - I was happy that the Temur equivalents in the Atarka stripped …  [+] (3 new replies) 04/02/2015 on /tabletop/ 0
User avatar #10951 - thenewnuggubler (04/02/2015) [-]
True, blue was a little silly for them, but three colors from Temur Banner wasn't bad
User avatar #10952 - Zarke (04/02/2015) [-]
I'm not knocking it. It's just not the way I like to approach things, haha
User avatar #10953 - thenewnuggubler (04/02/2015) [-]
Yeah, makes sense
#10948 - It's okay. I didn't get much that's "valuable" from …  [+] (5 new replies) 04/02/2015 on /tabletop/ +1
User avatar #10949 - thenewnuggubler (04/02/2015) [-]
Same. Temur rasied my donger and I barely got any Atarka
User avatar #10950 - Zarke (04/02/2015) [-]
I was happy that the Temur equivalents in the Atarka stripped out that Blue element. You just need raw savagery. No silly Blue slippery bullshit. Just beat them up, take their lunch money, and leave.
User avatar #10951 - thenewnuggubler (04/02/2015) [-]
True, blue was a little silly for them, but three colors from Temur Banner wasn't bad
User avatar #10952 - Zarke (04/02/2015) [-]
I'm not knocking it. It's just not the way I like to approach things, haha
User avatar #10953 - thenewnuggubler (04/02/2015) [-]
Yeah, makes sense
#146735 - If there are any Viper fans on this board, Jared "… 03/27/2015 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#13165 - To the best of my knowledge, all that matters is the size of t… 03/27/2015 on /guns/ board +1
#10924 - It sounds about right. 03/27/2015 on /tabletop/ 0
#10921 - Hurro has covered most of it, but I'd suggest sticking with an…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/26/2015 on /tabletop/ 0
#10922 - Hurro (03/26/2015) [-]
RG player? How much do you love Kessig wolf run?
User avatar #10924 - Zarke (03/27/2015) [-]
It sounds about right.
#99 - **** , that'd be intense. Periodically you could just pr… 03/26/2015 on Biotech 0
#10895 - Oh, even better. Now you've got a goat with a stick stuck thro… 03/19/2015 on /tabletop/ -1
#10893 - I'd rule that the ram wouldn't survive very long without the r…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/19/2015 on /tabletop/ -1
User avatar #10894 - ThatFatMummy (03/19/2015) [-]
Resurrection brings back the rest of their body dummy.
User avatar #10895 - Zarke (03/19/2015) [-]
Oh, even better. Now you've got a goat with a stick stuck through it. I'd still say it doesn't survive long, but you can probably get a few more castings out of it.
#10880 - Numenera has a pretty straight-forward system, and is built wi… 03/16/2015 on /tabletop/ +1
#10873 - If Omnath is your commander, you're stuck with mono-green. …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/13/2015 on /tabletop/ 0
User avatar #10874 - drldrl (03/13/2015) [-]
That's why I said to use Zenith, he'd have to use a different commander. But it'd make him almost impossible to remove once you get the right cards. The opponent would have to remove either an indestructible enchant, or an immortality enchant and kill it with either combat damage, which would never happen most of the time, or a non-target removal spell.
#10870 - My room-mates girlfriend has Omnath as her commander... It's a…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/13/2015 on /tabletop/ 0
User avatar #10875 - diabolicgnome (03/13/2015) [-]
k ty
#10869 - I believe Commander is pretty much Vintage, but with its own b…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/13/2015 on /tabletop/ 0
User avatar #10872 - drldrl (03/13/2015) [-]
Oh, you aren't him.
Whoops.
User avatar #10871 - drldrl (03/13/2015) [-]
It appears that all sets are allowed in Commander.
So yea, get that dude hexproof and get a ton of mana.
If you go with a white/green deck, you could make him indestructible or use Gift of Immortality. Could use Green Sun's Zenith to make sure you can get him or the archetype out as well.
User avatar #10873 - Zarke (03/13/2015) [-]
If Omnath is your commander, you're stuck with mono-green.

No need to worry. He'll see the whole thread in time.
User avatar #10874 - drldrl (03/13/2015) [-]
That's why I said to use Zenith, he'd have to use a different commander. But it'd make him almost impossible to remove once you get the right cards. The opponent would have to remove either an indestructible enchant, or an immortality enchant and kill it with either combat damage, which would never happen most of the time, or a non-target removal spell.
#12898 - Longer barrels tend to improve accuracy through sight radius r… 03/12/2015 on /guns/ board 0
#346 - Grass shock. 03/09/2015 on What's Your Poké Move? 0
#142 - Okay.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/09/2015 on Cutest Puppy Breeds Comp +1
User avatar #151 - RlCK (03/09/2015) [-]
**RlCK used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**RlCK rolls 47** You were so preoccupied with whether or not you could, you didn't stop to think if you should.
#10840 - Close enough, haha It's not a bad place to start. It … 03/08/2015 on /tabletop/ 0

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User avatar #7 - vanoreo (02/12/2013) [-]
Faggot OP blocked me lol, he is butthurt.

You are correct about the Prohibition. I was thinking about the 19th Amendment.

WHICH DENIED WOMEN'S SUFFRAGE
User avatar #8 to #7 - Zarke (02/12/2013) [-]
I'll disagree with that amendment and point that back to the Declaration of Independence:

"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness."

As far as I can see, something denying women a political voice (part of Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness) shouldn't be in there anyways, and I'm glad that society has progressed past that point.
User avatar #9 to #8 - vanoreo (02/12/2013) [-]
k

But daviddavidson is one butthurt ************ .
User avatar #10 to #9 - Zarke (02/12/2013) [-]
I personally think your statements were idiotic. It seems like you've posed much irritation to him in the past. I only let a mosquito land on me so many times before I figure it needs a swat.
User avatar #11 to #10 - vanoreo (02/12/2013) [-]
Meh, some parts of it were genuinely me trying to piss him off (and it worked) and some were actually my opinion.

>Hunting = Good

>AR's = Bad

Whether or not you're a sane human being, that gun can easily go into the wrong hands
User avatar #12 to #11 - Zarke (02/12/2013) [-]
Any gun can go into the wrong hands. Not just "so-called" ARs (which in reality is a scare-term used to describe semi-automatic rifles with scary-looking furniture). Remember that Virginia Tech massacre? Committed with handguns (using 17 10-round magazines at that). Columbine? Shotguns/handguns.

There are millions of these "assault rifles" in the U.S. The vast, vast, VAST majority of which are not used in crime and likely never will be.
User avatar #13 to #12 - vanoreo (02/12/2013) [-]
I for one think we should just get rid of guns all together sometimes...

But that would be incredibly hard, impractical, and guntoting rednecks would get mad.
User avatar #14 to #13 - Zarke (02/12/2013) [-]
Well, that's pretty well impossible and would likely do no good. You'd have to extract everybody from the country, overturn all the soil, search every nook and cranny, and force everybody to walk back in one at a time through metal detectors.

Secondly, not just rednecks. When there's almost a gun for every person in the U.S., you can't generalize such a large number of people as "gun-toting rednecks". People from all walks of life collect, shoot, protect themselves with, hunt with, and compete with firearms. I mean, what about recreational shooters? We aren't harming anybody, and you're arbitrarily robbing us of our hobby because you don't like guns. That goes right against our rights to Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness.
User avatar #6 - Zarke (06/08/2012) [-]
Wow... People actually go through with this stuff sometimes...
#5 - cowpog (06/08/2012) [-]
You're FABULOUS darling!
#4 - seekay (06/08/2012) [-]
<- You
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User avatar #3 - quotetype (06/08/2012) [-]
COMMENT VIRGINITY :D. oh and btw your fabulous.
User avatar #2 - walcorn (06/08/2012) [-]
You're fabulous
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