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#25957 - State's not Federal.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/27/2013 on Politics - politics news,... +1
User avatar #25958 - Shiny (03/27/2013) [-]
If the federal government wanted to take your guns that damn badly, the existing registry would be adequate.
#25952 - It's also been seen in action. Just because a concept is used …  [+] (3 new replies) 03/27/2013 on Politics - politics news,... +1
User avatar #25956 - Shiny (03/27/2013) [-]
It is when we already have a state registry.
User avatar #25957 - Zarke (03/27/2013) [-]
State's not Federal.
User avatar #25958 - Shiny (03/27/2013) [-]
If the federal government wanted to take your guns that damn badly, the existing registry would be adequate.
#61855 - Show up hammered.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/27/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#61998 - mysret (03/28/2013) [-]
Can't do that four times in a row.
#61824 - "Friendzone" was originally intended to mean that yo… 03/27/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#25943 - Sounds like a registry. People tend to figure that registratio…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/27/2013 on Politics - politics news,... +2
User avatar #25951 - Shiny (03/27/2013) [-]
The slippery slope fallacy is called that for a reason.
User avatar #25952 - Zarke (03/27/2013) [-]
It's also been seen in action. Just because a concept is used as fallacy doesn't mean it can never be seen in practice. The fallacy is suggesting that it will happen. However, it's not foolish to accept that something could happen.
User avatar #25956 - Shiny (03/27/2013) [-]
It is when we already have a state registry.
User avatar #25957 - Zarke (03/27/2013) [-]
State's not Federal.
User avatar #25958 - Shiny (03/27/2013) [-]
If the federal government wanted to take your guns that damn badly, the existing registry would be adequate.
#61731 - Youtube links: /watch?v=HRb7B9fPhfA&feature=youtube gd…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/27/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#61733 - anonymous (03/27/2013) [-]
thanks :)
#61730 - Oh, hold on. 03/27/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#61727 - You're suffering, so why shouldn't everyone else suffer? =P …  [+] (4 new replies) 03/27/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#61729 - anonymous (03/27/2013) [-]
Sounds about right, I was just hoping for cute cat gifs or something :P
User avatar #61731 - Zarke (03/27/2013) [-]
Youtube links:
/watch?v=HRb7B9fPhfA&feature=youtubegdataplayer
/watch?v=DQbhtZzHsbE
/watch?v=0Vj20olJ-vE
/watch?v=Frog_D98gyI

www.wimp.com links:
/preciouspug/
/trieswalk/

Have fun. A bit of fucking adorable to a bit of lulz to a bit of WTF?
#61733 - anonymous (03/27/2013) [-]
thanks :)
User avatar #61730 - Zarke (03/27/2013) [-]
Oh, hold on.
#61724 - Sometimes angry music takes my mind off of…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/27/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#61726 - anonymous (03/27/2013) [-]
Thanks, but loud angry music isnt very helpful for me when its almost midnight
User avatar #61727 - Zarke (03/27/2013) [-]
You're suffering, so why shouldn't everyone else suffer? =P

Well, you've got an entire community of other lonely bastards right here at your fingertips, but don't overlook your friends outside the box. They're a bigger help to me than any text on the screen ever will be. Eventually you'll have to "get over" it, but keep smiling. Things will eventually work out.
#61729 - anonymous (03/27/2013) [-]
Sounds about right, I was just hoping for cute cat gifs or something :P
User avatar #61731 - Zarke (03/27/2013) [-]
Youtube links:
/watch?v=HRb7B9fPhfA&feature=youtubegdataplayer
/watch?v=DQbhtZzHsbE
/watch?v=0Vj20olJ-vE
/watch?v=Frog_D98gyI

www.wimp.com links:
/preciouspug/
/trieswalk/

Have fun. A bit of fucking adorable to a bit of lulz to a bit of WTF?
#61733 - anonymous (03/27/2013) [-]
thanks :)
User avatar #61730 - Zarke (03/27/2013) [-]
Oh, hold on.
#25933 - There are crazy positions on crazy issues on both sides. I can… 03/27/2013 on Politics - politics news,... 0
#25929 - Juggalos. Remember. Some people are Juggalos. Anything can be … 03/27/2013 on Politics - politics news,... 0
#25926 - Sarcasm doesn't carry well over text.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/27/2013 on Politics - politics news,... 0
User avatar #25927 - Ruspanic (03/27/2013) [-]
Sorry.

I keep forgetting that no opinion on the Internet is too ludicrous to be taken seriously, because there are actually some people who hold it.
User avatar #25929 - Zarke (03/27/2013) [-]
Juggalos. Remember. Some people are Juggalos. Anything can be serious to anybody.
#25924 - I went over this below. I hate that "argument".  [+] (4 new replies) 03/27/2013 on Politics - politics news,... 0
User avatar #25925 - Ruspanic (03/27/2013) [-]
I was being sarcastic.
User avatar #25926 - Zarke (03/27/2013) [-]
Sarcasm doesn't carry well over text.
User avatar #25927 - Ruspanic (03/27/2013) [-]
Sorry.

I keep forgetting that no opinion on the Internet is too ludicrous to be taken seriously, because there are actually some people who hold it.
User avatar #25929 - Zarke (03/27/2013) [-]
Juggalos. Remember. Some people are Juggalos. Anything can be serious to anybody.
#25923 - It's a sound-byte. You love those, don't you? "Assaul… 03/27/2013 on Politics - politics news,... +2
#25922 - The ignorance astounds me. 1. Yeah, that's true. But … 03/27/2013 on Politics - politics news,... +1
#25916 - Haha, I rarely watch any TV, much less anything with an extrem… 03/27/2013 on Politics - politics news,... 0
#25911 - Then gather some. Obviously this opinion isn't mine, as I'm ju…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/27/2013 on Politics - politics news,... +1
#25912 - ajaxthegreat (03/27/2013) [-]
Faux news?
User avatar #25916 - Zarke (03/27/2013) [-]
Haha, I rarely watch any TV, much less anything with an extreme political polarity.
#25907 - And it's word against word. Of course a police department woul…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/27/2013 on Politics - politics news,... +2
User avatar #25908 - ajaxthegreat (03/27/2013) [-]
Reminds me of The Crucible
Nobody has the proof, so the allegation is rendered moot
User avatar #25911 - Zarke (03/27/2013) [-]
Then gather some. Obviously this opinion isn't mine, as I'm just some lonely neckbeard behind a keyboard. I just heard it thrown about and figured I'd stir a pot a little. However, the allegation had to come from somewhere, and who's to say that the person who made it didn't have grounds for doing so?
#25912 - ajaxthegreat (03/27/2013) [-]
Faux news?
User avatar #25916 - Zarke (03/27/2013) [-]
Haha, I rarely watch any TV, much less anything with an extreme political polarity.
#61691 - It's worth a try. Good luck! 03/27/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#61686 - I haven't used H2O2 to clean shoes, so I wouldn't know. I gues…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/27/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #61689 - durrduhdurr (03/27/2013) [-]
Ha, no kidding! Thanks though, and great idea about the insoles, wouldn't have thought of it myself.
User avatar #61691 - Zarke (03/27/2013) [-]
It's worth a try. Good luck!
#25902 - So I say leave it alone. There are other factors one has to lo… 03/27/2013 on Politics - politics news,... 0
#25901 - What are your comments on allegations that U.K. police departm…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/27/2013 on Politics - politics news,... +1
User avatar #25904 - ajaxthegreat (03/27/2013) [-]
The key word there being "allegations"
User avatar #25907 - Zarke (03/27/2013) [-]
And it's word against word. Of course a police department would deny them; it would tarnish their reputation.

Just as much as you can say something is "false" because it's merely an allegation, you can just as easily argue that it's true because there is an allegation. The only way to confirm is with proof, and who has the proof?
User avatar #25908 - ajaxthegreat (03/27/2013) [-]
Reminds me of The Crucible
Nobody has the proof, so the allegation is rendered moot
User avatar #25911 - Zarke (03/27/2013) [-]
Then gather some. Obviously this opinion isn't mine, as I'm just some lonely neckbeard behind a keyboard. I just heard it thrown about and figured I'd stir a pot a little. However, the allegation had to come from somewhere, and who's to say that the person who made it didn't have grounds for doing so?
#25912 - ajaxthegreat (03/27/2013) [-]
Faux news?
User avatar #25916 - Zarke (03/27/2013) [-]
Haha, I rarely watch any TV, much less anything with an extreme political polarity.
#25900 - Murder laws exist so you can properly sentence and punish offe… 03/27/2013 on Politics - politics news,... +1
#61682 - Fox-3 Just to confuse the **** out of everybody. 03/27/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#61681 - Wash them.  [+] (4 new replies) 03/27/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #61683 - durrduhdurr (03/27/2013) [-]
My parents never will because they say it burns up the drier motor or something. Is there some kind of household item I can use? I know the Hydrogen Peroxide is particularly good at killing germs and bacteria, but will it bleach my shoes?
User avatar #61686 - Zarke (03/27/2013) [-]
I haven't used H2O2 to clean shoes, so I wouldn't know. I guess if you wanted to try it you could take out the insoles and peroxide those, since it wouldn't matter if they get bleached.

Your only other option is to hand-wash them. God forbid we do something with our hands, right?
User avatar #61689 - durrduhdurr (03/27/2013) [-]
Ha, no kidding! Thanks though, and great idea about the insoles, wouldn't have thought of it myself.
User avatar #61691 - Zarke (03/27/2013) [-]
It's worth a try. Good luck!
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User avatar #7 - vanoreo (02/12/2013) [-]
Faggot OP blocked me lol, he is butthurt.

You are correct about the Prohibition. I was thinking about the 19th Amendment.

WHICH DENIED WOMEN'S SUFFRAGE
User avatar #8 to #7 - Zarke (02/12/2013) [-]
I'll disagree with that amendment and point that back to the Declaration of Independence:

"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness."

As far as I can see, something denying women a political voice (part of Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness) shouldn't be in there anyways, and I'm glad that society has progressed past that point.
User avatar #9 to #8 - vanoreo (02/12/2013) [-]
k

But daviddavidson is one butthurt ************ .
User avatar #10 to #9 - Zarke (02/12/2013) [-]
I personally think your statements were idiotic. It seems like you've posed much irritation to him in the past. I only let a mosquito land on me so many times before I figure it needs a swat.
User avatar #11 to #10 - vanoreo (02/12/2013) [-]
Meh, some parts of it were genuinely me trying to piss him off (and it worked) and some were actually my opinion.

>Hunting = Good

>AR's = Bad

Whether or not you're a sane human being, that gun can easily go into the wrong hands
User avatar #12 to #11 - Zarke (02/12/2013) [-]
Any gun can go into the wrong hands. Not just "so-called" ARs (which in reality is a scare-term used to describe semi-automatic rifles with scary-looking furniture). Remember that Virginia Tech massacre? Committed with handguns (using 17 10-round magazines at that). Columbine? Shotguns/handguns.

There are millions of these "assault rifles" in the U.S. The vast, vast, VAST majority of which are not used in crime and likely never will be.
User avatar #13 to #12 - vanoreo (02/12/2013) [-]
I for one think we should just get rid of guns all together sometimes...

But that would be incredibly hard, impractical, and guntoting rednecks would get mad.
User avatar #14 to #13 - Zarke (02/12/2013) [-]
Well, that's pretty well impossible and would likely do no good. You'd have to extract everybody from the country, overturn all the soil, search every nook and cranny, and force everybody to walk back in one at a time through metal detectors.

Secondly, not just rednecks. When there's almost a gun for every person in the U.S., you can't generalize such a large number of people as "gun-toting rednecks". People from all walks of life collect, shoot, protect themselves with, hunt with, and compete with firearms. I mean, what about recreational shooters? We aren't harming anybody, and you're arbitrarily robbing us of our hobby because you don't like guns. That goes right against our rights to Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness.
User avatar #6 - Zarke (06/08/2012) [-]
Wow... People actually go through with this stuff sometimes...
#5 - cowpog (06/08/2012) [-]
You're FABULOUS darling!
#4 - seekay (06/08/2012) [-]
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User avatar #3 - quotetype (06/08/2012) [-]
COMMENT VIRGINITY :D. oh and btw your fabulous.
User avatar #2 - walcorn (06/08/2012) [-]
You're fabulous
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