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Zarke

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Date Signed Up:3/24/2010
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#16 - This product being?  [+] (31 replies) 02/08/2015 on Girl scouts 0
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#17 - IrishSasquatch (02/08/2015) [-]
The most exciting thing ever...windows.
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#76 - Zarke (02/09/2015) [-]
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I'm down with the idea of windows. We need those things. What I'm not down with is making one comment in the afternoon and coming back to see things spinning wildly out of proportion. What the hell happened to those comments?
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#20 - thebobinito (02/08/2015) [-]
You.. You're the one that is trying to sell me fucking windows when I clearly fucking have them!
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#21 - brokentrucker (02/08/2015) [-]
These....are better.
#81 - IrishSasquatch (02/10/2015) [-]
That is actually pretty much how it goes.
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#82 - brokentrucker (02/10/2015) [-]
I keep coming back to this thread, and it just...God damnit. Anger and lol all at once.
#83 - IrishSasquatch (02/10/2015) [-]
Think of how I feel. I unknowingly started it.
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#84 - brokentrucker (02/10/2015) [-]
No you didn't.
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#85 - IrishSasquatch (02/10/2015) [-]
I didn't? I guess that's good, then.
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#44 - ronyx (02/09/2015) [-]
Don't talk to me unless they're bulletproof and sound proof
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#22 - thebobinito (02/08/2015) [-]
But I like mine.
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#23 - brokentrucker (02/08/2015) [-]
No you don't.
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#73 - StickyTissueLoLz (02/09/2015) [-]
"How to Sell Windows Over the Internet 101"
#28 - captchakid (02/08/2015) [-]
gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8
#80 - IrishSasquatch (02/10/2015) [-]
Okay...One, I'm not selling anyone shit over the internet. I haven't mentioned what company I work for, or where.

Two, how did this conversation go from door to door shit to Ahri porn? Not that I really mind but....dafuq?

Three, seriously, fuck girl scouts. I was closing the deal on this guy once and they came up and he STOPPED TALKING AND IGNORED ME TO BUY THOSE GODDAMN COOKIES. Apparently they're more important than me eating that week.
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#55 - theghostrider (02/09/2015) [-]
I-I am not sure if I want to know the source...
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#57 - captchakid (02/09/2015) [-]
Twisted Intent 2 - find it in the comics section of lolhentai.net
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#29 - beroty (02/08/2015) [-]
what's even the point of posting this picture?
it's lol hentai twisted intent 2 i think
#30 - captchakid (02/08/2015) [-]
Got a problem with Ahaego?

You're well versed in your hentai
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#45 - brokentrucker (02/09/2015) [-]
That's shite ahegao
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#46 - captchakid (02/09/2015) [-]
Then you dont know where its from, cuz that drool is connected to a cock.
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#47 - brokentrucker (02/09/2015) [-]
Ahe Gao
A term used to describe the facial expressions of hentai anime girls who are being raped, and hence their mental health has hit rock bottom. Ahe Gao is usually a combination of expressions of happiness, sadness, disappointment, and futility.


Looks nothing like that.
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#48 - captchakid (02/09/2015) [-]
You dont know the comic. Go read it. SHe is being raped.
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#49 - brokentrucker (02/09/2015) [-]
Okay, simple terms: AHEGAO describes the FACIAL expressions made when someone is getting FUCKED STUPID. Tongue hanging out, eyes rolled back, stupid grin, etc. JUST because she's getting raped, has nothing to do with it. AHEGAO is the FACIAL. EXPRESSION. Get that weak shit out of my face.
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#50 - captchakid (02/09/2015) [-]
I could care less. If you dont like it, dont look at it.
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#51 - brokentrucker (02/09/2015) [-]
You twiddle-dicking, flat-headed, fuck-stick.
#56 - captchakid (02/09/2015) [-]
I dont know if you're trying to get red thumbs or not, but you wont get either.
#77 - camzore (02/09/2015) [-]
>1080p
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#31 - beroty (02/08/2015) [-]
of course not, i find it arousing but neither the picture nor the comment had something related to the conversation
it's like entering in the middle of something and yelling BACOn out loud
many peoples like bacon but it's not exactly the time to this
#32 - captchakid (02/08/2015) [-]
That was a great anecdote, I'll give you that. I said that because he was trying to be a salesman and sell his windows by saying that yes, we do hate our current windows. I pointed it out.
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#24 - thebobinito (02/08/2015) [-]
But.. I do..
#142634 - I get the idea, I just don't see why more than one guy does it…  [+] (1 reply) 02/08/2015 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
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#142640 - wertgf (02/08/2015) [-]
Someone I know is studying glitch for his phd, I honestly don't know why
#11867 - prefer* 02/07/2015 on /guns/ board 0
#9890 - I like it.  [+] (2 replies) 02/06/2015 on /tabletop/ 0
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#9891 - brujah (02/07/2015) [-]
What do you play? Vampire? Werewolf? Hunter? Something else?
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#9892 - Zarke (02/07/2015) [-]
My group did some Werewolf: The Apocalypse, Dark Ages Vampire, and Demon: The Fallen. We also just bait-and-switched a Changeling game into Scion.
#11866 - I refer an organic construction with a lot of soft, acoustical…  [+] (1 reply) 02/06/2015 on /guns/ board +1
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#11867 - Zarke (02/07/2015) [-]
prefer*