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#132 - In more depth, it's an Action RPG in which you're Undead. You … 04/08/2013 on Come at me bro 0
#26457 - Probably. I'd like living under my rule, so some other people … 04/08/2013 on Politics - politics news,... 0
#26455 - I'm just advertising ;) 04/08/2013 on Politics - politics news,... 0
#26442 - It's sure great to be a straight, white, able-bodied heterosex…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/08/2013 on Politics - politics news,... +1
#26450 - anonymous (04/08/2013) [-]
straight AND heterosexual? damn that's hardcore
User avatar #26455 - Zarke (04/08/2013) [-]
I'm just advertising ;)
#64527 - Well, it's still there. Just now it's RANKED. It's like saying… 04/08/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#9 - They have a better idea than I do. 04/07/2013 on Some people just can't... 0
#4 - I'll be one of the first to admit that Gen 1 designs were a li…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/07/2013 on Some people just can't... 0
User avatar #8 - traelos (04/07/2013) [-]
Let's be honest here.

The guys making these games have no clue what their doing.
User avatar #9 - Zarke (04/07/2013) [-]
They have a better idea than I do.
#214 - I'm no expert in terms of shoving things up my ass (I swear), … 04/07/2013 on ASIANS +2
#64452 - 39 months. That's a pretty long time. Remind him of this. Make… 04/07/2013 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#64450 - Don't mumble. Speak strong. 04/07/2013 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#26409 - We may disagree with your stance on certain topics, but it's y… 04/07/2013 on Politics - politics news,... 0
#64428 - Those look like magazines for the Ruger 10/22 Those t… 04/07/2013 on Advice - love advice,... +2
#64418 - A robot. 04/07/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#26404 - Or >Legalize weed >All productivity stops b… 04/07/2013 on Politics - politics news,... 0
#26399 - Well, legalizing weed certainly wouldn't do it.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/07/2013 on Politics - politics news,... 0
User avatar #26401 - pebar (04/07/2013) [-]
-legalize weed
-people turn to weed to ease the economic hardship
-people working less because they're high simply makes the economy worse
-as it worsens, a stronger high is needed thus creating demand for hard drugs
-this demand drives up prices and increases business for the Mexican drug cartels
-because mexico is extremely corrupt, the citizens are under the control of criminals
-mexicans are forced to illegal enter the US to survive
-they cannot find jobs due to high minimum wage laws
-with the demand for drugs still being high, crimes and gang activity greatly increase
-illegal immigrants seek these illegal activities in desperation
-the supply of drugs only further reduces the efficiency of the economy
-the government can no longer fund effective law enforcement
-people turn to gangs for protection
-society plunges into anarchy and tears itself apart

ALL BECAUSE you gave a mouse a cookie LEGALIZED WEED
User avatar #26404 - Zarke (04/07/2013) [-]
Or

>Legalize weed
>All productivity stops because everybody's high all the time
>Dealers stop dealing because they're too high; start giving out seeds so people can grow their own while they stay home and get high themselves
>Economy collapses; nobody gives a shit because they're high
>People too baked to descend into anarchy
>Anarchy still technically happens because politicians are too baked to do anything
>Canada tries to invade
>Canadian invasion thwarted by massive haze of THC constantly blanketing the US
>Russia tries to invade Canada; thwarted by growing purple haze.
>Literally too high to fight
>Haze eventually goes global; all nations too baked to do shit
>Global food supplies eventually run dry
>People resort to cannibalism; fucking weed zombies
>Eventually it's down to the last two people
>No global population; this means no warfare, discrimination, or suffering
>By eliminating the human race, you end all unhappiness
#64401 - Having tried to run with drawn arms... Experts. Even holding s… 04/07/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#64396 - Technically DOOM is what you want to see. You ain't hitting …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/07/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #64397 - alexanderburns (04/07/2013) [-]
Now that I think about it, you're right.

But who sprints around like that?
User avatar #64401 - Zarke (04/07/2013) [-]
Having tried to run with drawn arms... Experts. Even holding something with a stock steady while on the move is tough. Definitely a skill one needs to practice a little.
#64395 - Typically you want your arms extended as far as you can get th… 04/07/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#64189 - It becomes a debate between morals and ethics. It's morally wr… 04/06/2013 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#64187 - Yeah, it seems that many are. You see some on both sides of an…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/06/2013 on Advice - love advice,... +1
User avatar #64189 - Zarke (04/06/2013) [-]
It becomes a debate between morals and ethics. It's morally wrong to with-hold this information, but ethically, you'd probably do more harm than good.
#64185 - "Hey, guess who's safe and responsible with firearms?&quo…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/06/2013 on Advice - love advice,... +2
User avatar #64186 - nockae (04/06/2013) [-]
She's... eh... not that type of person.
She's an emotional thinker, not a logical one.
User avatar #64187 - Zarke (04/06/2013) [-]
Yeah, it seems that many are. You see some on both sides of any argument, but when you look at how knee-jerk some of the proposed firearms legislation is, I'll wager you see a little more of that concentrated on that side of the ideology-divide.

It's tough, hiding things from your mother, but sometimes you don't have a choice.
User avatar #64189 - Zarke (04/06/2013) [-]
It becomes a debate between morals and ethics. It's morally wrong to with-hold this information, but ethically, you'd probably do more harm than good.
#26299 - Typically I don't really think it's a sound argument to pull t… 04/05/2013 on Politics - politics news,... 0
#64116 - You'll probably end up torturing yourself over her. I've been … 04/05/2013 on Advice - love advice,... +2
#64076 - You don't need weights to train. Even simple things like pushu… 04/05/2013 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#64009 - If they can do the job, great. However, I'm pretty sure many w… 04/05/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
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User avatar #7 - vanoreo (02/12/2013) [-]
Faggot OP blocked me lol, he is butthurt.

You are correct about the Prohibition. I was thinking about the 19th Amendment.

WHICH DENIED WOMEN'S SUFFRAGE
User avatar #8 to #7 - Zarke (02/12/2013) [-]
I'll disagree with that amendment and point that back to the Declaration of Independence:

"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness."

As far as I can see, something denying women a political voice (part of Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness) shouldn't be in there anyways, and I'm glad that society has progressed past that point.
User avatar #9 to #8 - vanoreo (02/12/2013) [-]
k

But daviddavidson is one butthurt ************ .
User avatar #10 to #9 - Zarke (02/12/2013) [-]
I personally think your statements were idiotic. It seems like you've posed much irritation to him in the past. I only let a mosquito land on me so many times before I figure it needs a swat.
User avatar #11 to #10 - vanoreo (02/12/2013) [-]
Meh, some parts of it were genuinely me trying to piss him off (and it worked) and some were actually my opinion.

>Hunting = Good

>AR's = Bad

Whether or not you're a sane human being, that gun can easily go into the wrong hands
User avatar #12 to #11 - Zarke (02/12/2013) [-]
Any gun can go into the wrong hands. Not just "so-called" ARs (which in reality is a scare-term used to describe semi-automatic rifles with scary-looking furniture). Remember that Virginia Tech massacre? Committed with handguns (using 17 10-round magazines at that). Columbine? Shotguns/handguns.

There are millions of these "assault rifles" in the U.S. The vast, vast, VAST majority of which are not used in crime and likely never will be.
User avatar #13 to #12 - vanoreo (02/12/2013) [-]
I for one think we should just get rid of guns all together sometimes...

But that would be incredibly hard, impractical, and guntoting rednecks would get mad.
User avatar #14 to #13 - Zarke (02/12/2013) [-]
Well, that's pretty well impossible and would likely do no good. You'd have to extract everybody from the country, overturn all the soil, search every nook and cranny, and force everybody to walk back in one at a time through metal detectors.

Secondly, not just rednecks. When there's almost a gun for every person in the U.S., you can't generalize such a large number of people as "gun-toting rednecks". People from all walks of life collect, shoot, protect themselves with, hunt with, and compete with firearms. I mean, what about recreational shooters? We aren't harming anybody, and you're arbitrarily robbing us of our hobby because you don't like guns. That goes right against our rights to Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness.
User avatar #6 - Zarke (06/08/2012) [-]
Wow... People actually go through with this stuff sometimes...
#5 - cowpog (06/08/2012) [-]
You're FABULOUS darling!
#4 - seekay (06/08/2012) [-]
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User avatar #3 - quotetype (06/08/2012) [-]
COMMENT VIRGINITY :D. oh and btw your fabulous.
User avatar #2 - walcorn (06/08/2012) [-]
You're fabulous
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