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#123 - I tried to be pretty neutral in my telling of what she's about… 09/12/2014 on CAN'T STOP THE HAPPENING... 0
#119 - Basically, Anita is a prominent "video game commentator&q…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/12/2014 on CAN'T STOP THE HAPPENING... +1
User avatar #122 - gharshi (09/12/2014) [-]
ok thanks brah
User avatar #123 - Zarke (09/12/2014) [-]
I tried to be pretty neutral in my telling of what she's about. I'm sure other people on this site have *far* more interesting things to say, for and against.
#29 - Well, it's thanks to scientists that we can develop these hydr… 09/03/2014 on science bitch +2
#46 - Remember folks, tip your strippers. Tip them well. 09/03/2014 on I think she dislocated... 0
#44 - I get where the comment is coming from, but I think it's somew… 08/20/2014 on It's true yannow 0
#123047 - I want to put a new album into my work playlist this week to f… 07/19/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#123046 - Depending on your settings, the compressor would completely de… 07/19/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#123045 - Needs more Gregory Isaacs. Silky smooth **** right there. 07/19/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#1593 - Sunbather in my ass.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/05/2014 on in my ass +1
User avatar #2253 - girguy (07/21/2014) [-]
#90 - It's a shame that site hasn't been updated in almost 3 years..… 07/02/2014 on the dreaded knifegun 0
#72 - Not today, it isn't.  [+] (4 new replies) 05/24/2014 on Senpai -2
#73 - datmine (05/24/2014) [-]
Yes today.
*enters a random toilet and locks the door*
User avatar #74 - jibbablabba (05/24/2014) [-]
*in place of the toilet* oh herro
User avatar #75 - datmine (05/24/2014) [-]
*shits on you*
*flies away*
User avatar #76 - jibbablabba (05/24/2014) [-]
curses...foiled again
#100 - Obviously you've never made a girl bite her lip before. 05/19/2014 on skrull 0
#36 - Because to them the worst sin is doing it in the butt with a Clinton. 05/10/2014 on What I found out today... +1
#109 - Sorry I'm 69 years too late, but I believe there was a rather … 05/09/2014 on Made me laugh 0
#9 - I think so. 05/07/2014 on Have you ever been so horny? +1
#7 - My thoughts exactly. 05/07/2014 on When you see it +1
#45 - I was mostly judging by the little parrying-hooks above the le… 05/06/2014 on Real swordfighting 0
#39 - Actually, check the quillons on the lower third of the blade. …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/06/2014 on Real swordfighting 0
User avatar #44 - joshthepoet (05/06/2014) [-]
It looks like more of a claymore to me. the Germain Zweihanders (or bidenhänder as they're properly known) didn't normally have a leather wrapping around the blade like that, which is more reminiscent of a claymore. and were also more stylized as for the period of history they're from. The bidenhänder is also about 6 feet, while a Claymore would be 4-5 feet. That does not look big enough to be a bidenhänder.

more than likely it's a prop sword that doesn't have any particular style, but I digress.
User avatar #45 - Zarke (05/06/2014) [-]
I was mostly judging by the little parrying-hooks above the leather wrapping. Also, I'm pretty sure this is the item they're using here:

So not a true version of either one, haha
#160 - Technically only the drafts were written on hemp. Also, hemp h… 05/03/2014 on What would you do? 0
#5 - At first I read "Human Remains Found" wondering why … 05/02/2014 on I've never been more hungry +6
#24 - I win, ****** . 05/01/2014 on I love cheating +1
#208 - Technically that's "No true Scotsman", but I'm glad … 04/30/2014 on yep -1
#206 - I've conceded that this situation may be the exception to my &… 04/30/2014 on yep -1
#204 - I have conceded that it was a sound tactic in this situation, … 04/30/2014 on yep -1
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User avatar #7 - vanoreo (02/12/2013) [-]
Faggot OP blocked me lol, he is butthurt.

You are correct about the Prohibition. I was thinking about the 19th Amendment.

User avatar #8 to #7 - Zarke (02/12/2013) [-]
I'll disagree with that amendment and point that back to the Declaration of Independence:

"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness."

As far as I can see, something denying women a political voice (part of Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness) shouldn't be in there anyways, and I'm glad that society has progressed past that point.
User avatar #9 to #8 - vanoreo (02/12/2013) [-]

But daviddavidson is one butthurt ************ .
User avatar #10 to #9 - Zarke (02/12/2013) [-]
I personally think your statements were idiotic. It seems like you've posed much irritation to him in the past. I only let a mosquito land on me so many times before I figure it needs a swat.
User avatar #11 to #10 - vanoreo (02/12/2013) [-]
Meh, some parts of it were genuinely me trying to piss him off (and it worked) and some were actually my opinion.

>Hunting = Good

>AR's = Bad

Whether or not you're a sane human being, that gun can easily go into the wrong hands
User avatar #12 to #11 - Zarke (02/12/2013) [-]
Any gun can go into the wrong hands. Not just "so-called" ARs (which in reality is a scare-term used to describe semi-automatic rifles with scary-looking furniture). Remember that Virginia Tech massacre? Committed with handguns (using 17 10-round magazines at that). Columbine? Shotguns/handguns.

There are millions of these "assault rifles" in the U.S. The vast, vast, VAST majority of which are not used in crime and likely never will be.
User avatar #13 to #12 - vanoreo (02/12/2013) [-]
I for one think we should just get rid of guns all together sometimes...

But that would be incredibly hard, impractical, and guntoting rednecks would get mad.
User avatar #14 to #13 - Zarke (02/12/2013) [-]
Well, that's pretty well impossible and would likely do no good. You'd have to extract everybody from the country, overturn all the soil, search every nook and cranny, and force everybody to walk back in one at a time through metal detectors.

Secondly, not just rednecks. When there's almost a gun for every person in the U.S., you can't generalize such a large number of people as "gun-toting rednecks". People from all walks of life collect, shoot, protect themselves with, hunt with, and compete with firearms. I mean, what about recreational shooters? We aren't harming anybody, and you're arbitrarily robbing us of our hobby because you don't like guns. That goes right against our rights to Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness.
User avatar #6 - Zarke (06/08/2012) [-]
Wow... People actually go through with this stuff sometimes...
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You're FABULOUS darling!
#4 - seekay (06/08/2012) [-]
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User avatar #3 - quotetype (06/08/2012) [-]
COMMENT VIRGINITY :D. oh and btw your fabulous.
User avatar #2 - walcorn (06/08/2012) [-]
You're fabulous
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