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#2 - Well, Batman's only real power IS being rich. I was about to s…  [+] (9 new replies) 04/15/2013 on The Powerpuff Girls on... +52
#93 - anonymous (04/16/2013) [-]
and being incredibly smart and incredibly good at fighting and being incredibly stealthy.. but i guess you forgot those parts
#57 - anonymous (04/16/2013) [-]
lol kid take notes, batman has powers, he can A) breathe in outer space and B) is given a green lantern ring... the only rich boy that buys powers is Iron Man.
#56 - anonymous (04/16/2013) [-]
lol kid take notes, batman technically does have super powers, he can breathe in outer space and is later given a green lantern ring... so... suck on that, the rich boy that has no powers is ironman.
#33 - EdwardNigma (04/16/2013) [-]
Batman doesn't just buy his way to his power. He trains extensively. That guy has mastered more forms of martial arts than should be possible. He has a genius level intellect and thus is the worlds greatest detective, he has the knowledge to defeat any member of the Justice League, meaning while only human, he can defeat near any super human.
User avatar #7 - doopleganger (04/15/2013) [-]
Batman's only power is intelligence and willpower. He didn't buy the ability to master 10 different styles of martial arts, or to have a keen detective instinct. Sure the batmoblie, his bat suit and gadgets costed tons but there just the icing to the cake. Your comment flustered my jimjams
#113 - angelious (04/16/2013) [-]
10?

i think you are missing one 0 from that martial arts list
#31 - anonymous (04/16/2013) [-]
intelligence and willpower aren't powers. Those are just limits to be broken.
#111 - anonymous (04/16/2013) [-]
his power is the fact that his cannot be broken
User avatar #18 - Zarke (04/16/2013) [-]
I was playing off the content. I'm working with limited material here.
#26899 - Well, it would descend into anarcho-capitalism for a while unt… 04/14/2013 on Politics - politics news,... 0
#26893 - Well, there would be if they wanted to ease society into anarc… 04/14/2013 on Politics - politics news,... 0
#26884 - Alright, glad that helps. 04/14/2013 on Politics - politics news,... 0
#26869 - A little late, but it felt weird responding to your initial post. 04/14/2013 on Politics - politics news,... 0
#26868 - The objection isn't against background checks themselves (as t…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/14/2013 on Politics - politics news,... 0
User avatar #26879 - kingnarnode (04/14/2013) [-]
That clears plenty of things up lol
User avatar #26884 - Zarke (04/14/2013) [-]
Alright, glad that helps.
#65826 - Stretch after working out as well. Otherwise, keep at it. The … 04/14/2013 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#201 - I'm pretty sure just lower receivers are registered/serialized…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/14/2013 on Pew... +2
User avatar #202 - LocoJoe (04/14/2013) [-]
Yeah the lower will have to be registered. Just gotta pay that $200 tax stamp and then find a RDIAS or lightning link.
#164 - Isn't the "automatic-ness" determined by the sears/d…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/14/2013 on Pew... +2
User avatar #187 - LocoJoe (04/14/2013) [-]
Yeah but I gotta get the receiver registered. RDIAs will be a bitch and a half to buy or even find. Well luckily I don't have kids or a wife to worry about and can spend all my free cash on myself.
User avatar #201 - Zarke (04/14/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure just lower receivers are registered/serialized. Uppers are free game from what I know.
User avatar #202 - LocoJoe (04/14/2013) [-]
Yeah the lower will have to be registered. Just gotta pay that $200 tax stamp and then find a RDIAS or lightning link.
#109 - The officer would've mentioned one if he had a warrant. …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/13/2013 on Badge -1
#110 - anonymous (04/13/2013) [-]
He didn't warn him. He never finished his sentence. He never once said there's a bull in that field. He just said don't go in it.
#97 - Tracheotomy. So long as you only penetrate the windpipe, you'l… 04/13/2013 on Badge 0
#94 - If he was doing his job properly, he'd know that a civie's not…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/13/2013 on Badge -1
#104 - anonymous (04/13/2013) [-]
It doesn't say whether or not there was a warrant, for all we know there was. But i'm not talking legally, i'm talking morally. The guy in this post is a bigger asshole. The officer was just trying to do his damn job. You're ASSUMING there wasn't, i'm ASSUMING there was. There's no way of knowing so neither of us are right. But forget about legal issues, i'm talking about morality. The guy endangered the officer's life like an asshole.
User avatar #109 - Zarke (04/13/2013) [-]
The officer would've mentioned one if he had a warrant.

The officer endangered his own life. The farmer warned him, but Mr. DEA was a cocky little bitch running high on his power trip.
#110 - anonymous (04/13/2013) [-]
He didn't warn him. He never finished his sentence. He never once said there's a bull in that field. He just said don't go in it.
#26767 - Well, if someone's going to try to make gun owners seem crazy …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/12/2013 on Politics - politics news,... +6
#26786 - techketzer (04/13/2013) [-]
I could not agree more. You even worded it much better than I could.
#26759 - "If I gave this to you, would you kill somebody?"  [+] (3 new replies) 04/12/2013 on Politics - politics news,... +8
User avatar #26763 - techketzer (04/12/2013) [-]
Winner.
User avatar #26767 - Zarke (04/12/2013) [-]
Well, if someone's going to try to make gun owners seem crazy for appreciating their firearms, then they should be faced with the uncomfortable thought that they're a murderer deep down inside. You shouldn't demonize somebody without facing your demons yourself. And if you have no demons inside, then why should you assume that somebody else does unless they've proved otherwise?
#26786 - techketzer (04/13/2013) [-]
I could not agree more. You even worded it much better than I could.
#1 - That last guy seemed pretty cool. Real patient, real kind. Goo… 04/11/2013 on Car Crash Compilation in... 0
#26711 - From the looks of things, North Korea is a liability for any a… 04/11/2013 on Politics - politics news,... +2
#26677 - Never underestimate human stupidity. Never provoke human stupi…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/11/2013 on Politics - politics news,... 0
User avatar #26678 - paintbucket (04/11/2013) [-]
ok, you lost me
idk what you're trying to tell me now.
yes, i agree with you, clearly, PETA sucks.
#26675 - If you were funny enough to suggest it, somebody would be stup…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/11/2013 on Politics - politics news,... 0
User avatar #26676 - paintbucket (04/11/2013) [-]
i cited an instance in which it happened.
no one is dumb enough to try shooting a drone with a rifle.
maybe you would have that idea, but anyone who took a hunters safety class knows better.
most hunting is done with shotguns.
User avatar #26677 - Zarke (04/11/2013) [-]
Never underestimate human stupidity. Never provoke human stupidity. Always oppose PETA.
If I can find any excuse, no matter how contrived or improbable it may be, I will use it. Fuck PETA. I support the ethical treatment of animals, but their methods are rather... ineffectual and sometimes counter-productive.
User avatar #26678 - paintbucket (04/11/2013) [-]
ok, you lost me
idk what you're trying to tell me now.
yes, i agree with you, clearly, PETA sucks.
#26673 - Implying all hunting is performed with birdshot?  [+] (5 new replies) 04/11/2013 on Politics - politics news,... 0
User avatar #26674 - paintbucket (04/11/2013) [-]
implying hunters are stupid enough to try shooting a drone with a rifle
User avatar #26675 - Zarke (04/11/2013) [-]
If you were funny enough to suggest it, somebody would be stupid enough to try it.
User avatar #26676 - paintbucket (04/11/2013) [-]
i cited an instance in which it happened.
no one is dumb enough to try shooting a drone with a rifle.
maybe you would have that idea, but anyone who took a hunters safety class knows better.
most hunting is done with shotguns.
User avatar #26677 - Zarke (04/11/2013) [-]
Never underestimate human stupidity. Never provoke human stupidity. Always oppose PETA.
If I can find any excuse, no matter how contrived or improbable it may be, I will use it. Fuck PETA. I support the ethical treatment of animals, but their methods are rather... ineffectual and sometimes counter-productive.
User avatar #26678 - paintbucket (04/11/2013) [-]
ok, you lost me
idk what you're trying to tell me now.
yes, i agree with you, clearly, PETA sucks.
#26652 - I'm usually against shooting in the air. Bullets have to come …  [+] (7 new replies) 04/10/2013 on Politics - politics news,... 0
User avatar #26670 - paintbucket (04/11/2013) [-]
yeah, i've been hit by raining birdshot before.
it's not going to kill you.
User avatar #26673 - Zarke (04/11/2013) [-]
Implying all hunting is performed with birdshot?
User avatar #26674 - paintbucket (04/11/2013) [-]
implying hunters are stupid enough to try shooting a drone with a rifle
User avatar #26675 - Zarke (04/11/2013) [-]
If you were funny enough to suggest it, somebody would be stupid enough to try it.
User avatar #26676 - paintbucket (04/11/2013) [-]
i cited an instance in which it happened.
no one is dumb enough to try shooting a drone with a rifle.
maybe you would have that idea, but anyone who took a hunters safety class knows better.
most hunting is done with shotguns.
User avatar #26677 - Zarke (04/11/2013) [-]
Never underestimate human stupidity. Never provoke human stupidity. Always oppose PETA.
If I can find any excuse, no matter how contrived or improbable it may be, I will use it. Fuck PETA. I support the ethical treatment of animals, but their methods are rather... ineffectual and sometimes counter-productive.
User avatar #26678 - paintbucket (04/11/2013) [-]
ok, you lost me
idk what you're trying to tell me now.
yes, i agree with you, clearly, PETA sucks.
#26604 - Cool. Anarchistic is #2 on the list, so yeah. Power to the peo… 04/10/2013 on Politics - politics news,... +1
#26602 - 39% Cosmopolitan (as opposed to Nationalistic) 70% Secular… 04/10/2013 on Politics - politics news,... 0
#64852 - Depression is like peeling a potato with another potato. You t… 04/09/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#64755 - Start another account from a different IP address. Secure a so… 04/09/2013 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#135 - I liked some aspects of both games. I loved the variety of the…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/08/2013 on Come at me bro +5
User avatar #141 - spaceshark (04/08/2013) [-]
You sir, are the most intuitive person I have seen all day, thumb for you
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User avatar #7 - vanoreo (02/12/2013) [-]
Faggot OP blocked me lol, he is butthurt.

You are correct about the Prohibition. I was thinking about the 19th Amendment.

WHICH DENIED WOMEN'S SUFFRAGE
User avatar #8 to #7 - Zarke (02/12/2013) [-]
I'll disagree with that amendment and point that back to the Declaration of Independence:

"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness."

As far as I can see, something denying women a political voice (part of Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness) shouldn't be in there anyways, and I'm glad that society has progressed past that point.
User avatar #9 to #8 - vanoreo (02/12/2013) [-]
k

But daviddavidson is one butthurt ************ .
User avatar #10 to #9 - Zarke (02/12/2013) [-]
I personally think your statements were idiotic. It seems like you've posed much irritation to him in the past. I only let a mosquito land on me so many times before I figure it needs a swat.
User avatar #11 to #10 - vanoreo (02/12/2013) [-]
Meh, some parts of it were genuinely me trying to piss him off (and it worked) and some were actually my opinion.

>Hunting = Good

>AR's = Bad

Whether or not you're a sane human being, that gun can easily go into the wrong hands
User avatar #12 to #11 - Zarke (02/12/2013) [-]
Any gun can go into the wrong hands. Not just "so-called" ARs (which in reality is a scare-term used to describe semi-automatic rifles with scary-looking furniture). Remember that Virginia Tech massacre? Committed with handguns (using 17 10-round magazines at that). Columbine? Shotguns/handguns.

There are millions of these "assault rifles" in the U.S. The vast, vast, VAST majority of which are not used in crime and likely never will be.
User avatar #13 to #12 - vanoreo (02/12/2013) [-]
I for one think we should just get rid of guns all together sometimes...

But that would be incredibly hard, impractical, and guntoting rednecks would get mad.
User avatar #14 to #13 - Zarke (02/12/2013) [-]
Well, that's pretty well impossible and would likely do no good. You'd have to extract everybody from the country, overturn all the soil, search every nook and cranny, and force everybody to walk back in one at a time through metal detectors.

Secondly, not just rednecks. When there's almost a gun for every person in the U.S., you can't generalize such a large number of people as "gun-toting rednecks". People from all walks of life collect, shoot, protect themselves with, hunt with, and compete with firearms. I mean, what about recreational shooters? We aren't harming anybody, and you're arbitrarily robbing us of our hobby because you don't like guns. That goes right against our rights to Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness.
User avatar #6 - Zarke (06/08/2012) [-]
Wow... People actually go through with this stuff sometimes...
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COMMENT VIRGINITY :D. oh and btw your fabulous.
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