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Zarke  

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#60606 - Looks like ambition without direction. Kind've like feeling ho… 03/20/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
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#60196 - All hope's false hope if you don't act on it. 03/18/2013 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#60192 - You act like people in his position have never experienced suc…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/18/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #60193 - Leopard (03/18/2013) [-]
I'm saying there is harm in trying. It's better that he invest his time in more important things.
No point in giving someone false hope.
User avatar #60196 - Zarke (03/18/2013) [-]
All hope's false hope if you don't act on it.
#60189 - You're making assumptions about the original poster here. …  [+] (4 new replies) 03/18/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #60190 - Leopard (03/18/2013) [-]
He hasn't made it to college. So I'm assuming he's not 18. He believes he can patent a board game, which is a very childish thought. I'm gonna go with 14 years old. I can ask him myself and find out.

Lets get this man a camera, so he can build his board game from scratch and take pics of it. To cut down on travel costs, just put the pics on the internet like craigslist or something asking for business men to invest in the idea. No, it'll never work.
User avatar #60192 - Zarke (03/18/2013) [-]
You act like people in his position have never experienced success before. If his idea's good enough, somebody might want to make some money off of it. I say there's no harm in trying, and if he does an hour or two of solid Google research, he'll probably know everything he needs to know.
User avatar #60193 - Leopard (03/18/2013) [-]
I'm saying there is harm in trying. It's better that he invest his time in more important things.
No point in giving someone false hope.
User avatar #60196 - Zarke (03/18/2013) [-]
All hope's false hope if you don't act on it.
#60186 - Don't fret too much. Just piss it out and eat some salty food. 03/18/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#60185 - The point of that 30 seconds is that you don't need a resume. …  [+] (6 new replies) 03/18/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #60188 - Leopard (03/18/2013) [-]
It'll never work unless you look professional, and it's pretty difficult to do that when you're under 18.
User avatar #60189 - Zarke (03/18/2013) [-]
You're making assumptions about the original poster here.

All you need is some nice-ish clothes and a sell-sheet to pitch your idea. Going further than that is where the difficulty sets in, but if you have a realized project, someone may be willing to carry it.
User avatar #60190 - Leopard (03/18/2013) [-]
He hasn't made it to college. So I'm assuming he's not 18. He believes he can patent a board game, which is a very childish thought. I'm gonna go with 14 years old. I can ask him myself and find out.

Lets get this man a camera, so he can build his board game from scratch and take pics of it. To cut down on travel costs, just put the pics on the internet like craigslist or something asking for business men to invest in the idea. No, it'll never work.
User avatar #60192 - Zarke (03/18/2013) [-]
You act like people in his position have never experienced success before. If his idea's good enough, somebody might want to make some money off of it. I say there's no harm in trying, and if he does an hour or two of solid Google research, he'll probably know everything he needs to know.
User avatar #60193 - Leopard (03/18/2013) [-]
I'm saying there is harm in trying. It's better that he invest his time in more important things.
No point in giving someone false hope.
User avatar #60196 - Zarke (03/18/2013) [-]
All hope's false hope if you don't act on it.
#60183 - If the barrier to entry was that high, nobody would make games…  [+] (8 new replies) 03/18/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #60184 - Leopard (03/18/2013) [-]
It isn't that high. All you need to do is go into design school. Anyone who's ever designed a game as graduated from a design or arts school.

That someone will never give the kid 30 seconds without a resume.
User avatar #60185 - Zarke (03/18/2013) [-]
The point of that 30 seconds is that you don't need a resume. It's a casual pitch. You run into someone, pitch the idea, and see if they'll back it. Out of the blue. They don't know you, but you know they're important. It's called an "elevator pitch" for a reason.
User avatar #60188 - Leopard (03/18/2013) [-]
It'll never work unless you look professional, and it's pretty difficult to do that when you're under 18.
User avatar #60189 - Zarke (03/18/2013) [-]
You're making assumptions about the original poster here.

All you need is some nice-ish clothes and a sell-sheet to pitch your idea. Going further than that is where the difficulty sets in, but if you have a realized project, someone may be willing to carry it.
User avatar #60190 - Leopard (03/18/2013) [-]
He hasn't made it to college. So I'm assuming he's not 18. He believes he can patent a board game, which is a very childish thought. I'm gonna go with 14 years old. I can ask him myself and find out.

Lets get this man a camera, so he can build his board game from scratch and take pics of it. To cut down on travel costs, just put the pics on the internet like craigslist or something asking for business men to invest in the idea. No, it'll never work.
User avatar #60192 - Zarke (03/18/2013) [-]
You act like people in his position have never experienced success before. If his idea's good enough, somebody might want to make some money off of it. I say there's no harm in trying, and if he does an hour or two of solid Google research, he'll probably know everything he needs to know.
User avatar #60193 - Leopard (03/18/2013) [-]
I'm saying there is harm in trying. It's better that he invest his time in more important things.
No point in giving someone false hope.
User avatar #60196 - Zarke (03/18/2013) [-]
All hope's false hope if you don't act on it.
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In the since of actually taking the steps to get to recording
#3 - Yay. Nobody ever throws parties for me. Mostly becaus…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/18/2013 on Potato 0
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#1 - Go back to Facebook.  [+] (3 new replies) 03/18/2013 on Potato 0
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#60177 - If you're discussing a philosophical viewpoint without conside… 03/18/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#301 - No, it got worn out after the first 200 times. 03/18/2013 on Real? +1
#60174 - You're pairing pairs that aren't mutually exclusive and propos…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/18/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#60175 - N. Korean citizen (03/18/2013) [-]
Well, we were discussing that being yourself was bad advice so I guess it makes sense that I make this kind of comparison.
User avatar #60177 - Zarke (03/18/2013) [-]
If you're discussing a philosophical viewpoint without considering the other (this need not apply with all discussions, but in this one it does), that's not a discussion. It's a circlejerk.
User avatar #60176 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
that was me
#60172 - Enough.  [+] (5 new replies) 03/18/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #60173 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
Right, but if I had to choose for either being a conformist with wealth, a reasonable life and satisfaction or being an outcast who doesn't get anything because he doesn't fit in, then the choice would be easy.
User avatar #60174 - Zarke (03/18/2013) [-]
You're pairing pairs that aren't mutually exclusive and proposing them as if they are. That's a contrived situation at best.
#60175 - N. Korean citizen (03/18/2013) [-]
Well, we were discussing that being yourself was bad advice so I guess it makes sense that I make this kind of comparison.
User avatar #60177 - Zarke (03/18/2013) [-]
If you're discussing a philosophical viewpoint without considering the other (this need not apply with all discussions, but in this one it does), that's not a discussion. It's a circlejerk.
User avatar #60176 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
that was me
#60169 - In my experience... Further demands to conform.  [+] (7 new replies) 03/18/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #60171 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
And how much experience do you have then?
User avatar #60172 - Zarke (03/18/2013) [-]
Enough.
User avatar #60173 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
Right, but if I had to choose for either being a conformist with wealth, a reasonable life and satisfaction or being an outcast who doesn't get anything because he doesn't fit in, then the choice would be easy.
User avatar #60174 - Zarke (03/18/2013) [-]
You're pairing pairs that aren't mutually exclusive and proposing them as if they are. That's a contrived situation at best.
#60175 - N. Korean citizen (03/18/2013) [-]
Well, we were discussing that being yourself was bad advice so I guess it makes sense that I make this kind of comparison.
User avatar #60177 - Zarke (03/18/2013) [-]
If you're discussing a philosophical viewpoint without considering the other (this need not apply with all discussions, but in this one it does), that's not a discussion. It's a circlejerk.
User avatar #60176 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
that was me
#60165 - Hey, nothing wrong with improving yourself, but you yourself h…  [+] (9 new replies) 03/18/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #60166 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
Depends on what you receive in exchange for that conformity.
User avatar #60169 - Zarke (03/18/2013) [-]
In my experience... Further demands to conform.
User avatar #60171 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
And how much experience do you have then?
User avatar #60172 - Zarke (03/18/2013) [-]
Enough.
User avatar #60173 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
Right, but if I had to choose for either being a conformist with wealth, a reasonable life and satisfaction or being an outcast who doesn't get anything because he doesn't fit in, then the choice would be easy.
User avatar #60174 - Zarke (03/18/2013) [-]
You're pairing pairs that aren't mutually exclusive and proposing them as if they are. That's a contrived situation at best.
#60175 - N. Korean citizen (03/18/2013) [-]
Well, we were discussing that being yourself was bad advice so I guess it makes sense that I make this kind of comparison.
User avatar #60177 - Zarke (03/18/2013) [-]
If you're discussing a philosophical viewpoint without considering the other (this need not apply with all discussions, but in this one it does), that's not a discussion. It's a circlejerk.
User avatar #60176 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
that was me
#60159 - Haha, I like to avoid being classified. I merely associate par…  [+] (11 new replies) 03/18/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #60161 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
I'm sorry for the name calling, that was immature of me. I guess that's where you and I differ. I believe something can always be improved about yourself, whether it's minor or major. And if you want you can settle down and be at peace with yourself, but if you want to climb the ladder in life you have to keep improving yourself. And sometimes that means adapting to society.
User avatar #60165 - Zarke (03/18/2013) [-]
Hey, nothing wrong with improving yourself, but you yourself have to "want" to, or else it's not really an improvement, is it? It's just a mask.

It's fulfillment versus conformity. Which one's more satisfying?
User avatar #60166 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
Depends on what you receive in exchange for that conformity.
User avatar #60169 - Zarke (03/18/2013) [-]
In my experience... Further demands to conform.
User avatar #60171 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
And how much experience do you have then?
User avatar #60172 - Zarke (03/18/2013) [-]
Enough.
User avatar #60173 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
Right, but if I had to choose for either being a conformist with wealth, a reasonable life and satisfaction or being an outcast who doesn't get anything because he doesn't fit in, then the choice would be easy.
User avatar #60174 - Zarke (03/18/2013) [-]
You're pairing pairs that aren't mutually exclusive and proposing them as if they are. That's a contrived situation at best.
#60175 - N. Korean citizen (03/18/2013) [-]
Well, we were discussing that being yourself was bad advice so I guess it makes sense that I make this kind of comparison.
User avatar #60177 - Zarke (03/18/2013) [-]
If you're discussing a philosophical viewpoint without considering the other (this need not apply with all discussions, but in this one it does), that's not a discussion. It's a circlejerk.
User avatar #60176 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
that was me
#60156 - Who's ignorant? The one who's at peace with what he is, or the…  [+] (13 new replies) 03/18/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #60157 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
Hippy detected, I'm talking about the first one.
User avatar #60159 - Zarke (03/18/2013) [-]
Haha, I like to avoid being classified. I merely associate partially with some "Hippy" ideals.

I've been on both sides. I'm happier being at peace with myself.
Just because you're being "yourself" doesn't mean you can't strive to be what you want to be. You wants, goals, and desires shape you just as your current form, beliefs, and actions.
User avatar #60161 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
I'm sorry for the name calling, that was immature of me. I guess that's where you and I differ. I believe something can always be improved about yourself, whether it's minor or major. And if you want you can settle down and be at peace with yourself, but if you want to climb the ladder in life you have to keep improving yourself. And sometimes that means adapting to society.
User avatar #60165 - Zarke (03/18/2013) [-]
Hey, nothing wrong with improving yourself, but you yourself have to "want" to, or else it's not really an improvement, is it? It's just a mask.

It's fulfillment versus conformity. Which one's more satisfying?
User avatar #60166 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
Depends on what you receive in exchange for that conformity.
User avatar #60169 - Zarke (03/18/2013) [-]
In my experience... Further demands to conform.
User avatar #60171 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
And how much experience do you have then?
User avatar #60172 - Zarke (03/18/2013) [-]
Enough.
User avatar #60173 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
Right, but if I had to choose for either being a conformist with wealth, a reasonable life and satisfaction or being an outcast who doesn't get anything because he doesn't fit in, then the choice would be easy.
User avatar #60174 - Zarke (03/18/2013) [-]
You're pairing pairs that aren't mutually exclusive and proposing them as if they are. That's a contrived situation at best.
#60175 - N. Korean citizen (03/18/2013) [-]
Well, we were discussing that being yourself was bad advice so I guess it makes sense that I make this kind of comparison.
User avatar #60177 - Zarke (03/18/2013) [-]
If you're discussing a philosophical viewpoint without considering the other (this need not apply with all discussions, but in this one it does), that's not a discussion. It's a circlejerk.
User avatar #60176 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
that was me
#60154 - Don't discourage him too much. He just has to find the right p…  [+] (10 new replies) 03/18/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #60182 - Leopard (03/18/2013) [-]
You need to already be a professional to do these types of things. You'd have to go into some sort of design/art school before anyone would consider your board game idea.

Also, this guy hasn't been to college yet, nobody's gonna listen to a kid.
User avatar #60183 - Zarke (03/18/2013) [-]
If the barrier to entry was that high, nobody would make games.

It doesn't matter who you are. If you can pitch your idea to someone and get them interested in 30 - 60 seconds, you've got a chance. You just have to find the right someone (conventions are a decent place to look).

I *am* going to school for this shit. All the business stuff I've gone over so far are common sense to say the least. It's the legal shit that you really have to worry about.
User avatar #60184 - Leopard (03/18/2013) [-]
It isn't that high. All you need to do is go into design school. Anyone who's ever designed a game as graduated from a design or arts school.

That someone will never give the kid 30 seconds without a resume.
User avatar #60185 - Zarke (03/18/2013) [-]
The point of that 30 seconds is that you don't need a resume. It's a casual pitch. You run into someone, pitch the idea, and see if they'll back it. Out of the blue. They don't know you, but you know they're important. It's called an "elevator pitch" for a reason.
User avatar #60188 - Leopard (03/18/2013) [-]
It'll never work unless you look professional, and it's pretty difficult to do that when you're under 18.
User avatar #60189 - Zarke (03/18/2013) [-]
You're making assumptions about the original poster here.

All you need is some nice-ish clothes and a sell-sheet to pitch your idea. Going further than that is where the difficulty sets in, but if you have a realized project, someone may be willing to carry it.
User avatar #60190 - Leopard (03/18/2013) [-]
He hasn't made it to college. So I'm assuming he's not 18. He believes he can patent a board game, which is a very childish thought. I'm gonna go with 14 years old. I can ask him myself and find out.

Lets get this man a camera, so he can build his board game from scratch and take pics of it. To cut down on travel costs, just put the pics on the internet like craigslist or something asking for business men to invest in the idea. No, it'll never work.
User avatar #60192 - Zarke (03/18/2013) [-]
You act like people in his position have never experienced success before. If his idea's good enough, somebody might want to make some money off of it. I say there's no harm in trying, and if he does an hour or two of solid Google research, he'll probably know everything he needs to know.
User avatar #60193 - Leopard (03/18/2013) [-]
I'm saying there is harm in trying. It's better that he invest his time in more important things.
No point in giving someone false hope.
User avatar #60196 - Zarke (03/18/2013) [-]
All hope's false hope if you don't act on it.
#60074 - I'm more for philosophy than for actual religious texts. My kn… 03/18/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
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User avatar #7 - vanoreo (02/12/2013) [-]
Faggot OP blocked me lol, he is butthurt.

You are correct about the Prohibition. I was thinking about the 19th Amendment.

WHICH DENIED WOMEN'S SUFFRAGE
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User avatar #8 to #7 - Zarke (02/12/2013) [-]
I'll disagree with that amendment and point that back to the Declaration of Independence:

"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness."

As far as I can see, something denying women a political voice (part of Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness) shouldn't be in there anyways, and I'm glad that society has progressed past that point.
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User avatar #9 to #8 - vanoreo (02/12/2013) [-]
k

But daviddavidson is one butthurt motherfucker.
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User avatar #10 to #9 - Zarke (02/12/2013) [-]
I personally think your statements were idiotic. It seems like you've posed much irritation to him in the past. I only let a mosquito land on me so many times before I figure it needs a swat.
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User avatar #11 to #10 - vanoreo (02/12/2013) [-]
Meh, some parts of it were genuinely me trying to piss him off (and it worked) and some were actually my opinion.

>Hunting = Good

>AR's = Bad

Whether or not you're a sane human being, that gun can easily go into the wrong hands
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User avatar #12 to #11 - Zarke (02/12/2013) [-]
Any gun can go into the wrong hands. Not just "so-called" ARs (which in reality is a scare-term used to describe semi-automatic rifles with scary-looking furniture). Remember that Virginia Tech massacre? Committed with handguns (using 17 10-round magazines at that). Columbine? Shotguns/handguns.

There are millions of these "assault rifles" in the U.S. The vast, vast, VAST majority of which are not used in crime and likely never will be.
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User avatar #13 to #12 - vanoreo (02/12/2013) [-]
I for one think we should just get rid of guns all together sometimes...

But that would be incredibly hard, impractical, and guntoting rednecks would get mad.
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User avatar #14 to #13 - Zarke (02/12/2013) [-]
Well, that's pretty well impossible and would likely do no good. You'd have to extract everybody from the country, overturn all the soil, search every nook and cranny, and force everybody to walk back in one at a time through metal detectors.

Secondly, not just rednecks. When there's almost a gun for every person in the U.S., you can't generalize such a large number of people as "gun-toting rednecks". People from all walks of life collect, shoot, protect themselves with, hunt with, and compete with firearms. I mean, what about recreational shooters? We aren't harming anybody, and you're arbitrarily robbing us of our hobby because you don't like guns. That goes right against our rights to Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness.
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User avatar #6 - Zarke (06/08/2012) [-]
Wow... People actually go through with this stuff sometimes...
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COMMENT VIRGINITY :D. oh and btw your fabulous.
 
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