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#26711 - From the looks of things, North Korea is a liability for any a… 04/11/2013 on Politics - politics news,... +2
#26677 - Never underestimate human stupidity. Never provoke human stupi…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/11/2013 on Politics - politics news,... 0
User avatar #26678 - paintbucket (04/11/2013) [-]
ok, you lost me
idk what you're trying to tell me now.
yes, i agree with you, clearly, PETA sucks.
#26675 - If you were funny enough to suggest it, somebody would be stup…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/11/2013 on Politics - politics news,... 0
User avatar #26676 - paintbucket (04/11/2013) [-]
i cited an instance in which it happened.
no one is dumb enough to try shooting a drone with a rifle.
maybe you would have that idea, but anyone who took a hunters safety class knows better.
most hunting is done with shotguns.
User avatar #26677 - Zarke (04/11/2013) [-]
Never underestimate human stupidity. Never provoke human stupidity. Always oppose PETA.
If I can find any excuse, no matter how contrived or improbable it may be, I will use it. Fuck PETA. I support the ethical treatment of animals, but their methods are rather... ineffectual and sometimes counter-productive.
User avatar #26678 - paintbucket (04/11/2013) [-]
ok, you lost me
idk what you're trying to tell me now.
yes, i agree with you, clearly, PETA sucks.
#26673 - Implying all hunting is performed with birdshot?  [+] (5 new replies) 04/11/2013 on Politics - politics news,... 0
User avatar #26674 - paintbucket (04/11/2013) [-]
implying hunters are stupid enough to try shooting a drone with a rifle
User avatar #26675 - Zarke (04/11/2013) [-]
If you were funny enough to suggest it, somebody would be stupid enough to try it.
User avatar #26676 - paintbucket (04/11/2013) [-]
i cited an instance in which it happened.
no one is dumb enough to try shooting a drone with a rifle.
maybe you would have that idea, but anyone who took a hunters safety class knows better.
most hunting is done with shotguns.
User avatar #26677 - Zarke (04/11/2013) [-]
Never underestimate human stupidity. Never provoke human stupidity. Always oppose PETA.
If I can find any excuse, no matter how contrived or improbable it may be, I will use it. Fuck PETA. I support the ethical treatment of animals, but their methods are rather... ineffectual and sometimes counter-productive.
User avatar #26678 - paintbucket (04/11/2013) [-]
ok, you lost me
idk what you're trying to tell me now.
yes, i agree with you, clearly, PETA sucks.
#26652 - I'm usually against shooting in the air. Bullets have to come …  [+] (7 new replies) 04/10/2013 on Politics - politics news,... 0
User avatar #26670 - paintbucket (04/11/2013) [-]
yeah, i've been hit by raining birdshot before.
it's not going to kill you.
User avatar #26673 - Zarke (04/11/2013) [-]
Implying all hunting is performed with birdshot?
User avatar #26674 - paintbucket (04/11/2013) [-]
implying hunters are stupid enough to try shooting a drone with a rifle
User avatar #26675 - Zarke (04/11/2013) [-]
If you were funny enough to suggest it, somebody would be stupid enough to try it.
User avatar #26676 - paintbucket (04/11/2013) [-]
i cited an instance in which it happened.
no one is dumb enough to try shooting a drone with a rifle.
maybe you would have that idea, but anyone who took a hunters safety class knows better.
most hunting is done with shotguns.
User avatar #26677 - Zarke (04/11/2013) [-]
Never underestimate human stupidity. Never provoke human stupidity. Always oppose PETA.
If I can find any excuse, no matter how contrived or improbable it may be, I will use it. Fuck PETA. I support the ethical treatment of animals, but their methods are rather... ineffectual and sometimes counter-productive.
User avatar #26678 - paintbucket (04/11/2013) [-]
ok, you lost me
idk what you're trying to tell me now.
yes, i agree with you, clearly, PETA sucks.
#26604 - Cool. Anarchistic is #2 on the list, so yeah. Power to the peo… 04/10/2013 on Politics - politics news,... +1
#26602 - 39% Cosmopolitan (as opposed to Nationalistic) 70% Secular… 04/10/2013 on Politics - politics news,... 0
#64852 - Depression is like peeling a potato with another potato. You t… 04/09/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#64755 - Start another account from a different IP address. Secure a so… 04/09/2013 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#135 - I liked some aspects of both games. I loved the variety of the…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/08/2013 on Come at me bro +5
User avatar #141 - spaceshark (04/08/2013) [-]
You sir, are the most intuitive person I have seen all day, thumb for you
#132 - In more depth, it's an Action RPG in which you're Undead. You … 04/08/2013 on Come at me bro 0
#26457 - Probably. I'd like living under my rule, so some other people … 04/08/2013 on Politics - politics news,... 0
#26455 - I'm just advertising ;) 04/08/2013 on Politics - politics news,... 0
#26442 - It's sure great to be a straight, white, able-bodied heterosex…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/08/2013 on Politics - politics news,... +1
#26450 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/08/2013) [-]
straight AND heterosexual? damn that's hardcore
User avatar #26455 - Zarke (04/08/2013) [-]
I'm just advertising ;)
#64527 - Well, it's still there. Just now it's RANKED. It's like saying… 04/08/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#9 - They have a better idea than I do. 04/07/2013 on Some people just can't... 0
#4 - I'll be one of the first to admit that Gen 1 designs were a li…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/07/2013 on Some people just can't... 0
User avatar #8 - traelos (04/07/2013) [-]
Let's be honest here.

The guys making these games have no clue what their doing.
User avatar #9 - Zarke (04/07/2013) [-]
They have a better idea than I do.
#214 - I'm no expert in terms of shoving things up my ass (I swear), … 04/07/2013 on ASIANS +2
#64452 - 39 months. That's a pretty long time. Remind him of this. Make… 04/07/2013 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#64450 - Don't mumble. Speak strong. 04/07/2013 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#26409 - We may disagree with your stance on certain topics, but it's y… 04/07/2013 on Politics - politics news,... 0
#64428 - Those look like magazines for the Ruger 10/22 Those t… 04/07/2013 on Advice - love advice,... +2
#64418 - A robot. 04/07/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#26404 - Or >Legalize weed >All productivity stops b… 04/07/2013 on Politics - politics news,... 0
#26399 - Well, legalizing weed certainly wouldn't do it.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/07/2013 on Politics - politics news,... 0
User avatar #26401 - pebar (04/07/2013) [-]
-legalize weed
-people turn to weed to ease the economic hardship
-people working less because they're high simply makes the economy worse
-as it worsens, a stronger high is needed thus creating demand for hard drugs
-this demand drives up prices and increases business for the Mexican drug cartels
-because mexico is extremely corrupt, the citizens are under the control of criminals
-mexicans are forced to illegal enter the US to survive
-they cannot find jobs due to high minimum wage laws
-with the demand for drugs still being high, crimes and gang activity greatly increase
-illegal immigrants seek these illegal activities in desperation
-the supply of drugs only further reduces the efficiency of the economy
-the government can no longer fund effective law enforcement
-people turn to gangs for protection
-society plunges into anarchy and tears itself apart

ALL BECAUSE you gave a mouse a cookie LEGALIZED WEED
User avatar #26404 - Zarke (04/07/2013) [-]
Or

>Legalize weed
>All productivity stops because everybody's high all the time
>Dealers stop dealing because they're too high; start giving out seeds so people can grow their own while they stay home and get high themselves
>Economy collapses; nobody gives a shit because they're high
>People too baked to descend into anarchy
>Anarchy still technically happens because politicians are too baked to do anything
>Canada tries to invade
>Canadian invasion thwarted by massive haze of THC constantly blanketing the US
>Russia tries to invade Canada; thwarted by growing purple haze.
>Literally too high to fight
>Haze eventually goes global; all nations too baked to do shit
>Global food supplies eventually run dry
>People resort to cannibalism; fucking weed zombies
>Eventually it's down to the last two people
>No global population; this means no warfare, discrimination, or suffering
>By eliminating the human race, you end all unhappiness
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User avatar #7 - vanoreo (02/12/2013) [-]
Faggot OP blocked me lol, he is butthurt.

You are correct about the Prohibition. I was thinking about the 19th Amendment.

WHICH DENIED WOMEN'S SUFFRAGE
User avatar #8 to #7 - Zarke (02/12/2013) [-]
I'll disagree with that amendment and point that back to the Declaration of Independence:

"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness."

As far as I can see, something denying women a political voice (part of Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness) shouldn't be in there anyways, and I'm glad that society has progressed past that point.
User avatar #9 to #8 - vanoreo (02/12/2013) [-]
k

But daviddavidson is one butthurt ************ .
User avatar #10 to #9 - Zarke (02/12/2013) [-]
I personally think your statements were idiotic. It seems like you've posed much irritation to him in the past. I only let a mosquito land on me so many times before I figure it needs a swat.
User avatar #11 to #10 - vanoreo (02/12/2013) [-]
Meh, some parts of it were genuinely me trying to piss him off (and it worked) and some were actually my opinion.

>Hunting = Good

>AR's = Bad

Whether or not you're a sane human being, that gun can easily go into the wrong hands
User avatar #12 to #11 - Zarke (02/12/2013) [-]
Any gun can go into the wrong hands. Not just "so-called" ARs (which in reality is a scare-term used to describe semi-automatic rifles with scary-looking furniture). Remember that Virginia Tech massacre? Committed with handguns (using 17 10-round magazines at that). Columbine? Shotguns/handguns.

There are millions of these "assault rifles" in the U.S. The vast, vast, VAST majority of which are not used in crime and likely never will be.
User avatar #13 to #12 - vanoreo (02/12/2013) [-]
I for one think we should just get rid of guns all together sometimes...

But that would be incredibly hard, impractical, and guntoting rednecks would get mad.
User avatar #14 to #13 - Zarke (02/12/2013) [-]
Well, that's pretty well impossible and would likely do no good. You'd have to extract everybody from the country, overturn all the soil, search every nook and cranny, and force everybody to walk back in one at a time through metal detectors.

Secondly, not just rednecks. When there's almost a gun for every person in the U.S., you can't generalize such a large number of people as "gun-toting rednecks". People from all walks of life collect, shoot, protect themselves with, hunt with, and compete with firearms. I mean, what about recreational shooters? We aren't harming anybody, and you're arbitrarily robbing us of our hobby because you don't like guns. That goes right against our rights to Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness.
User avatar #6 - Zarke (06/08/2012) [-]
Wow... People actually go through with this stuff sometimes...
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You're FABULOUS darling!
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COMMENT VIRGINITY :D. oh and btw your fabulous.
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You're fabulous
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