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Zanchoff

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:3/16/2010
Last Login:5/07/2015
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Content Ranking:#5542
Comment Ranking:#8138
Highest Content Rank:#2496
Highest Comment Rank:#1552
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Times Content Favorited:144 times
Total Comments Made:1580
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#54 - Let go of your earthly tether. Enter the void. Empty a… 12/28/2014 on Good ol' GTA +2
#20 - Comment deleted 12/22/2014 on United School of America +1
#15 - I don't know about Australia, but in the US, there are state l… 12/22/2014 on Australias new police cars +1
#8 - DON'T TOUCH ME I'M BIG I'M BIG 12/22/2014 on ))))))))))))) +9
#49 - "Thanks for letting me crash here, man. I love Australia… 12/22/2014 on Welcome to Australia, bitch. +3
#47 - Actually, if there exist only 11 choices, with 2 answers each,… 12/21/2014 on Two kinds of people 0
#16 - >fishing with dad and his old fraternity bro >go fis… 12/21/2014 on Shark Attack +4
#11 - Man, this stuff isn't hitting me, whatever it is. Your dealer… 12/20/2014 on (untitled) +2
#11 - No, son. 12/20/2014 on well do you? 0
#7 - I swear to god, I thought the title said: "A meal... … 12/18/2014 on A medal . . . is deserved +1
#287 - **Zanchoff used "*roll 6, pokemon*"** **Zanchoff rolls Ente… 12/18/2014 on I'll make a 'mon out of you 0
#29 - "Where the hell did you get that?" "A frien… 12/17/2014 on Walk in on ur brother with... +2
#23 - "I mean, I have nothing against muslims, but I don't real…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/15/2014 on GET IN THE CAGE +241
User avatar #60 - rossthomson (12/15/2014) [-]
made me laugh more than the content
#28 - mrspookygunship (12/15/2014) [-]
"Wetback Puerto Rican"

Cabron chistoso.
#1642 - Comment deleted 12/14/2014 on all roll types 0
#1641 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2014 on all roll types 0
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#1637 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 12/14/2014 on all roll types 0
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#46 - >pretty bad crash in the UK >officers are putting up… 12/11/2014 on Facts +14
#16 - From an uninformed standpoint, I feel that once any matter pas…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/10/2014 on Science +26
User avatar #40 - yamiyo (12/10/2014) [-]
Realistically speaking, it would be spghattified. Ripped apart and pulled in.

Or burnt to a crisp instantly if the fire wall exists.
User avatar #17 - AnonsForSure (12/10/2014) [-]
We won't see it past the even horizon, because no light is reflected off it. (that is, assuming we and the pole can survive the massive gravitational force.)
User avatar #58 - heartlessrobot (12/10/2014) [-]
I feel like if the pole is long enough, it would feel like it was instantly welded to an immovable point and is slowly getting pulled in.
User avatar #111 - emiyashirou (12/10/2014) [-]
"slowly" pulled in. More like "Pulled in super bloody fast."
User avatar #112 - heartlessrobot (12/10/2014) [-]
Depends on the pole material. It could be unraveled on the atomic level and pulled in if it's a soft material.
#7 - Breaking Bad Pizzeria  [+] (2 new replies) 12/09/2014 on russian pizza man +61
User avatar #14 - rihardololz (12/09/2014) [-]
#8 - therealgambit (12/09/2014) [-]
the breaking bad pizza
is the pizza
for you and meeeeee
#116 - Hello sweetie. 12/07/2014 on Average human in 2050 +1
#41 - Wait, do people actually hold the door open for strangers ente…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/07/2014 on Oh you canada +3
User avatar #48 - traelos (12/07/2014) [-]
Apartment buildings.

I don't live in Canada but I do this all the time. Well, I'm the one being let in.

My friend lives in an old mill that they converted into apartments so it has thick brick walls and he gets no phone service. So whenever I head over to his place he doesn't know when to head out to open the door for me. But people usually just hold the door for people so all I have to do is wait outside the door for someone who lives there to go in, and then I follow them in. And they almost always hold the door open for me.

So while I'm just there to go chill with my bro, some random ass stranger doesn't know that and basically for all he knows he just let me in to rob the place.
#45 - I don't want to be one of those guys who calls attention to tr… 12/05/2014 on Look what somebody found 0
#1357 - This is totally worth years of being told "BUT JESSE IS A… 12/04/2014 on Meme Game 0
#19 - "It's kind of crazy, though. All this, just to keep the … 12/02/2014 on Happy days 0
#8 - I don't think animals think that way. I feel it's more like: … 12/02/2014 on Inspirational. 0

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User avatar #1 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
**** you
#2 to #1 - Zanchoff ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
I admire your dedication, but question your lifestyle.
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