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#29 - I love the guy who just responds to every clip with the opposi… 09/02/2014 on CHEESE!!! +2
#107 - Only one doubt: in the last story, Carlos put on wraps. 09/02/2014 on arena's profile 0
#106 - Holy **** . I am impressed. Also assuming i… 09/02/2014 on arena's profile 0
#500 - Yo dawg, I got you.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/01/2014 on Shock Me +2
#502 - lakisakape (09/01/2014) [-]
my first thumb up after being a lurker for a year is a link to porn.. im going places i guess.. thanks !
#493 - My mistake. That's the house your parents live in now. And, … 09/01/2014 on Shock Me 0
#450 - This was your childhood home, Admin. Your father, Dennis, sti…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/01/2014 on Shock Me +2
#493 - Zanchoff (09/01/2014) [-]
My mistake. That's the house your parents live in now. And, according to an unreliable source, so do you. Back when you were in college, I'm going to say this house was the place your parents moved to. I assume that you dormed the first year or so. I do like the more recent photo of it though. Ms. Ball really does have a green thumb. I'd also say that this one was much closer to Uni. Just a half-hour commute at most, right? I hope you're shocked, because I spent a decent amount of time on this.
#47 - Yeah, I only said it for the reference. 09/01/2014 on Watching Ninja Turtles... 0
#13 - It's the phone guy.  [+] (21 new replies) 08/31/2014 on Watching Ninja Turtles... 0
User avatar #22 - KevinPutt (08/31/2014) [-]
you know that got disproven a long time ago right
#47 - Zanchoff (09/01/2014) [-]
Yeah, I only said it for the reference.
User avatar #34 - anotherhaloguy (09/01/2014) [-]
Okaii now I'm curious whats he talking about?
User avatar #36 - KevinPutt (09/01/2014) [-]
in the game five night's at freddy's, animatronics are out to kill you, and on each night you hear a message from the previous guard. on the fourth message you can hear the guy on the phone die. you can also see a second set of teeth inside all of the animatronics. the first animatronic to be seen with the second pair was Chica, the duck/chicken. people said that the second set of teeth belonged to the guy on the phone who left the messages, but it was proven to only be the teeth of the endoskeleton inside the suit.
User avatar #37 - anotherhaloguy (09/01/2014) [-]
Ooooh I didn't know that guy died and why are we whispering?
User avatar #38 - KevinPutt (09/01/2014) [-]
they're listening
User avatar #39 - anotherhaloguy (09/01/2014) [-]
Shit we've been compromised
#40 - KevinPutt (09/01/2014) [-]
shitshitshitSHIT
User avatar #41 - anotherhaloguy (09/01/2014) [-]
We gone, that's it sucka game over
#42 - KevinPutt (09/01/2014) [-]
maybe he just wants a friend?
User avatar #43 - anotherhaloguy (09/01/2014) [-]
So yeah I'm reading up on this shit... and I'm just gonna say that the fucking Golden Freddy is scarier than any of these other bitches
#44 - KevinPutt (09/01/2014) [-]
reading up on this shit is really fun
still i'm too much of a pussy to play the fucking game
User avatar #45 - anotherhaloguy (09/01/2014) [-]
Yeah just, fuck scary games, I'll read them but not play them
User avatar #27 - lucina (09/01/2014) [-]
Wait what
User avatar #28 - KevinPutt (09/01/2014) [-]
the second set of teeth can be found inside all of the animatronics, it's simply the teeth of the endoskeleton inside the suit
User avatar #29 - lucina (09/01/2014) [-]
I GUESS. There's a lot of inconsistencies with that game, sometimes freddy's endoskeleton has jagged pointed teeth, sometimes it looks like normal human teeth. I think the game could have been worked out a lot better
User avatar #30 - KevinPutt (09/01/2014) [-]
on the level select screen of the game you can see a frame of freddy without his mask, and the teeth are straight
where did you see the pointy teeth? is there a way for me to ask for a link without sounding like an asshole?
User avatar #32 - KevinPutt (09/01/2014) [-]
interesting. maybe the pointy teeth are simply a hallucination? because, you must remember, you can also see freddy with bloodshot eyes at one point, although he does not have human eyes at any other point in the game. also take note of the eye color in the picture you posted, normally without a mask the color of his eyes are white, you can see that with bonnie too sometimes back stage.
User avatar #33 - lucina (09/01/2014) [-]
Might be, golden Freddy is apparently completely hallucinated anyway. if I remember correctly.
User avatar #35 - KevinPutt (09/01/2014) [-]
golden freddy is most likely a hallucination, because he doesn't have an animation for when he kills you, there's just an image of a close up of golden freddy. i always thought that meant maybe mike died of a heart attack or some shit.
this game really fucks with your mind
#19 - >be me >get involved in some crime, get caught &… 08/31/2014 on the face of evil +7
#13 - " **** , I'm done for now. Why did I not thin… 08/30/2014 on Fucking Hummingbirds 0
#12 - Midwest America IS the America that everyone makes fun of.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/28/2014 on /int/ reacts to a tragedy -1
User avatar #27 - reginleif (08/28/2014) [-]
Southern* Fix'd.
#6 - Greece and Turkey both went missing the next day. Get i…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/27/2014 on MURICA'!!! +2
#8 - imoriginalposter (08/27/2014) [-]
Made me raff, good job friend, you tried.
#33 - Rather, they're testing to see if it's reliable in practical a…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/27/2014 on good college students guys +3
User avatar #34 - TheHutchie (08/27/2014) [-]
I'm glad someone's working on it. Anything that can help stop this shit is a good thing.

I don't tend to go to clubs where a lot of this happens, but if I ever do, and I see somebody slip something in someone's drink, I will end up in jail and I will make damn sure they go with me. Sick fucks like that don't deserve a life outside of prison.
#59 - yuzabeach (08/27/2014) [-]
I agree with you for the most part. I'm glad that this is being worked on and would also react if I saw someone spiking another person's beverage regardless of gender or whatever. That being said, there needs to be some control over the product to minimize the possibility of false positives. Imagine how bad a false positive on that would be for someone if they passed laws based on this.
User avatar #61 - TheHutchie (08/27/2014) [-]
Oh shit, yeah.

Well the lie detector isn't accepted by courts, so I can't imagine they'd settle with this until some serious testing is done, but generally speaking, it's a good thing.

At the very least, it can prompt the relevant authorities to take the offender's name and address and / or check CCTV footage for evidence. They could also seize and test the drink if they're quick enough, leading to more conclusive evidence.
#64 - yuzabeach (08/27/2014) [-]
It's a good thing as long as it meets certain controls. Such as:

-Product isn't pushed into marketing before complete.
-Product must maintain a false positive rate of <.1% (same acceptable level for STD testing)
-Product must have some sort of tamper control
User avatar #65 - TheHutchie (08/27/2014) [-]
Good thinking. Hopefully somebody on the team is saying the same thing, and it can actually be developed in such a way.
#68 - yuzabeach (08/27/2014) [-]
I agree. Let us all hope.
#32 - It's currently in development. It's theoretically possible, b…  [+] (7 new replies) 08/27/2014 on good college students guys +3
#33 - Zanchoff (08/27/2014) [-]
Rather, they're testing to see if it's reliable in practical applications.
User avatar #34 - TheHutchie (08/27/2014) [-]
I'm glad someone's working on it. Anything that can help stop this shit is a good thing.

I don't tend to go to clubs where a lot of this happens, but if I ever do, and I see somebody slip something in someone's drink, I will end up in jail and I will make damn sure they go with me. Sick fucks like that don't deserve a life outside of prison.
#59 - yuzabeach (08/27/2014) [-]
I agree with you for the most part. I'm glad that this is being worked on and would also react if I saw someone spiking another person's beverage regardless of gender or whatever. That being said, there needs to be some control over the product to minimize the possibility of false positives. Imagine how bad a false positive on that would be for someone if they passed laws based on this.
User avatar #61 - TheHutchie (08/27/2014) [-]
Oh shit, yeah.

Well the lie detector isn't accepted by courts, so I can't imagine they'd settle with this until some serious testing is done, but generally speaking, it's a good thing.

At the very least, it can prompt the relevant authorities to take the offender's name and address and / or check CCTV footage for evidence. They could also seize and test the drink if they're quick enough, leading to more conclusive evidence.
#64 - yuzabeach (08/27/2014) [-]
It's a good thing as long as it meets certain controls. Such as:

-Product isn't pushed into marketing before complete.
-Product must maintain a false positive rate of <.1% (same acceptable level for STD testing)
-Product must have some sort of tamper control
User avatar #65 - TheHutchie (08/27/2014) [-]
Good thinking. Hopefully somebody on the team is saying the same thing, and it can actually be developed in such a way.
#68 - yuzabeach (08/27/2014) [-]
I agree. Let us all hope.
#26 - The Guinness World Record holder for the fattest woman, Paulin… 08/27/2014 on funny facts -1
#76 - tfw no ice bucket challenge 08/27/2014 on Vladmir Putin Speaking English +3
#25 - Holy **** , that's a great advertisement for the movie. 08/27/2014 on (untitled) 0
#36 - Funnier without context, Better with it. Earlier in the…  [+] (14 new replies) 08/27/2014 on Bryon Cranston you cheeky... +18
User avatar #45 - jafkdb (08/27/2014) [-]
what's the context?
User avatar #47 - adzodeux (08/27/2014) [-]
Earlier in the show, the two were presenting an award together. During their banter, Cranston recalls the time he played her love interest on Seinfeld. She "can't seem to recall." They did indeed plan it ahead of time (confirmed by both, as well as Cranston's wife).
User avatar #48 - whycantiusecaps (08/27/2014) [-]
Does anyone have the context?
User avatar #60 - whycanticaps (08/27/2014) [-]
>.>
User avatar #62 - whycantiusecaps (08/27/2014) [-]
woah. sweet name
User avatar #63 - whycanticaps (08/27/2014) [-]
Right? By the way, gorgeous name you've got there
User avatar #64 - TheHutchie (08/27/2014) [-]
Get a room, you two!
User avatar #65 - whycanticaps (08/27/2014) [-]
Maybe we will!
User avatar #66 - TheHutchie (08/27/2014) [-]
Remember to moan quietly; you can't use caps.
#68 - whycanticaps (08/27/2014) [-]
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User avatar #69 - whycantiusecaps (08/27/2014) [-]
seeing each of your posts and thinking i didn't write that
User avatar #72 - whycanticaps (08/27/2014) [-]
hehehe It threw me off when I saw your first post, I didn't recall writing that either
User avatar #56 - TheHutchie (08/27/2014) [-]
Why is nobody telling us!? What is this, some kind of conspiracy!?
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about 4
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#2 to #1 - Zanchoff (06/21/2014) [-]
I admire your dedication, but question your lifestyle.
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