Zanchoff

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Date Signed Up:3/16/2010
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#16 - From an uninformed standpoint, I feel that once any matter pas…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/10/2014 on Science +26
User avatar #40 - yamiyo (12/10/2014) [-]
Realistically speaking, it would be spghattified. Ripped apart and pulled in.

Or burnt to a crisp instantly if the fire wall exists.
User avatar #17 - AnonsForSure (12/10/2014) [-]
We won't see it past the even horizon, because no light is reflected off it. (that is, assuming we and the pole can survive the massive gravitational force.)
User avatar #58 - heartlessrobot (12/10/2014) [-]
I feel like if the pole is long enough, it would feel like it was instantly welded to an immovable point and is slowly getting pulled in.
User avatar #111 - emiyashirou (12/10/2014) [-]
"slowly" pulled in. More like "Pulled in super bloody fast."
User avatar #112 - heartlessrobot (12/10/2014) [-]
Depends on the pole material. It could be unraveled on the atomic level and pulled in if it's a soft material.
#7 - Breaking Bad Pizzeria  [+] (2 new replies) 12/09/2014 on russian pizza man +61
User avatar #14 - rihardololz (12/09/2014) [-]
#8 - therealgambit (12/09/2014) [-]
the breaking bad pizza
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#116 - Hello sweetie. 12/07/2014 on Average human in 2050 +1
#41 - Wait, do people actually hold the door open for strangers ente…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/07/2014 on Oh you canada +3
User avatar #48 - traelos (12/07/2014) [-]
Apartment buildings.

I don't live in Canada but I do this all the time. Well, I'm the one being let in.

My friend lives in an old mill that they converted into apartments so it has thick brick walls and he gets no phone service. So whenever I head over to his place he doesn't know when to head out to open the door for me. But people usually just hold the door for people so all I have to do is wait outside the door for someone who lives there to go in, and then I follow them in. And they almost always hold the door open for me.

So while I'm just there to go chill with my bro, some random ass stranger doesn't know that and basically for all he knows he just let me in to rob the place.
#45 - I don't want to be one of those guys who calls attention to tr… 12/05/2014 on Look what somebody found 0
#1357 - This is totally worth years of being told "BUT JESSE IS A… 12/04/2014 on Meme Game 0
#19 - "It's kind of crazy, though. All this, just to keep the … 12/02/2014 on Happy days 0
#8 - I don't think animals think that way. I feel it's more like: … 12/02/2014 on Inspirational. 0
#24 - OH **** MAN THOSE ARE GRENADES.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/01/2014 on you bring honour to family +6
#25 - kyubii (12/01/2014) [-]
I had the same idea but decided against saying it, good luck hivemind bro.
#168 - Holy ******* **** . 11/30/2014 on Website creates... +2
#248 - This is a fantastic post. But I feel like OP replaced every c… 11/30/2014 on poor student cookbook 0
#171 - When attack of the clones came out, I was too young to pay att… 11/29/2014 on Still Better Than Attack Of... 0
#60 - I once attended a class in an elevator because the teacher for… 11/27/2014 on Press X to doubt 0
#50 - Music Majors rejoice! 11/26/2014 on so how about them heads in... 0
#84 - "Private Puller" 11/22/2014 on 10 facts 0
#35 - "Just, you know, hypothetically... how would you respond … 11/20/2014 on The Swiss dont fuck arround +26
#23 - This... is too appropriate. 11/19/2014 on When you can't find good porn 0
#29 - That... probably would have been easier. 11/18/2014 on Fun +9
#21 - Yep. Set up a keylogger, then installed a lock on my door, an…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/18/2014 on Fun +15
User avatar #72 - thescyle (11/18/2014) [-]
which other things? you can't talk about a female on FJ and not give details!
User avatar #22 - themajesticsnail (11/18/2014) [-]
Justice was served, I can go to sleep.
#19 - Last time I saw this, it gave me an idea. I'd suspected that …  [+] (6 new replies) 11/18/2014 on Fun +4
User avatar #25 - arrowed (11/18/2014) [-]
why dont you just password your login and push windows key + L when you leave it
#29 - Zanchoff (11/18/2014) [-]
That... probably would have been easier.
User avatar #20 - themajesticsnail (11/18/2014) [-]
Well? Was your sister using your computer or not?
#21 - Zanchoff (11/18/2014) [-]
Yep. Set up a keylogger, then installed a lock on my door, and when my sister took issue with the lock, I told my parents why, and showed them my proof (She'd logged in to Facebook, among other things).
User avatar #72 - thescyle (11/18/2014) [-]
which other things? you can't talk about a female on FJ and not give details!
User avatar #22 - themajesticsnail (11/18/2014) [-]
Justice was served, I can go to sleep.
#137 - I would love to receive a compliment from you, glorious leader. 11/14/2014 on comment and i post on your... 0
#1162 - **Zanchoff rolls 340,528,756** And there it goes. 11/14/2014 on $25 Visa Card Give-Away 0
#1155 - **Zanchoff rolls 482,279,382** Here goes nothing!  [+] (1 new reply) 11/14/2014 on $25 Visa Card Give-Away 0
#1162 - Zanchoff (11/14/2014) [-]
**Zanchoff rolls 340,528,756** And there it goes.
#26 - These ******* buttons don't do anything anyways. 11/14/2014 on Reset the world +1
#254 - I'm game. Midwest Korea is best Korea. 11/14/2014 on who wants to live with admin? +3
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#2 to #1 - Zanchoff (06/21/2014) [-]
I admire your dedication, but question your lifestyle.
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