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#220 - I can't think of anything clever, but I wanted to show more ap… 01/23/2014 on The Worst Customer Ever 0
#7 - Pedophilia joke. 01/23/2014 on (untitled) +1
#12 - **** OP. They both look delicious. 01/23/2014 on truth +7
#57 - it took 20 kittens 01/22/2014 on The last one was too fat to... +1
#68 - I had to reread it because I thought it said "carpet lawy… 01/21/2014 on pixel rugs OC +1
#7 - Is this why women go to the bathroom in groups? I mean, it'd … 01/18/2014 on toilet time +1
#56 - Damn! 01/18/2014 on Murca #1 +3
#138 - Brilliant. 10/10 01/18/2014 on WWYD if any crime were legal? +2
#35 - Well, yeah... 01/07/2014 on Mine is twisted +1
#33 - "Anon, how do you justify the merciless bombing of a dayc…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/07/2014 on Mine is twisted +18
User avatar #34 - ireallylikepotatoe (01/07/2014) [-]

doesn't really work if you have a username...
#35 - Zanchoff (01/07/2014) [-]
Well, yeah...
#22 - Remember kids, the safest thing to do when you suspect there's…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/05/2014 on rock lands safely on... +23
#25 - caninefurryz (01/06/2014) [-]
are you retarded, they moved him off his own legs............
User avatar #39 - vatra (01/06/2014) [-]
No, you are. You move their back as little as possible, you'd move his legs one at a time.
User avatar #32 - rabidgerbil (01/06/2014) [-]
they could have moved his legs individually, instead of picking him up and moving his entire body, which could do even more damage if there is actually a spinal injury
#13 - Protip: When/if the teacher demonstrates what the site should … 01/05/2014 on Write It Down 0
#5 - I love how instead of falling with the chair or trying to rega… 01/04/2014 on when you hardcore you hit... +1
#14 - Hello, crazy but that name tag looks fake, I'm Dad.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/04/2014 on Sgt Awesome being awesome +4
User avatar #20 - RidingMyPimpmobile (01/04/2014) [-]
Dad is dead, This is Moth
#9 - The plot of Damn Yankees, if there are any musical theater buf… 01/02/2014 on Oh Satan 0
#46 - Props to anyone who can distinguish irony from serendipity. 01/02/2014 on Drunk on new years still... 0
#56 - Cockblocked!  [+] (1 new reply) 12/28/2013 on I think this belongs here +7
#58 - shadowbreech (12/28/2013) [-]
This is yours now
#115 - (To be fair, they mostly consist of eagles and freedom) 12/26/2013 on Interesting Facts n Shit 5 +5
#114 - The largest air force in the world is the U.S. Air Force. The…  [+] (13 new replies) 12/26/2013 on Interesting Facts n Shit 5 +11
#141 - comradewinter (12/26/2013) [-]
The US Navy isn't even a Navy. Most Navy's fight at sea, whereas the Americans haven't seen aquatic warfare if that's even a word in like 50 years. It's like all the funding is being shoved onto the Navy because of their contribution against the Japanese.
#143 - anonymous (12/26/2013) [-]
Actually, we cram a lot of money into naval warfare. There isn't a nation on the planet that can compete. Our technology is 50 years ahead of everyone.
#144 - comradewinter (12/26/2013) [-]
Bullshit. Drones are effective only against targets that aren't defended. If the US waged war on a powerful nation like Russia or China they'd see that most of their human life-sparing equipment would be very ineffective.
#168 - anonymous (12/26/2013) [-]
LOL, hows your delusion treating you? China and Russia could combine forces and still never own the air against the US. If you can't own the air, you can't own the sea. If you can't own the sea, you can't own land.

Drones are not the only thing that makes us the most powerful nation in the world. The shit you see during combat operations is the shit that's 40 years old. Here's a protip, we're not spending 700 billion a year maintaining old equipment and people alone. 30 trillion in spending over the course of 50 years makes a lot of cool shit to dick smack any enemy.

You've got to be out of your mind to think even both nations could overpower the US.
User avatar #238 - OsamaBinLadenz (12/27/2013) [-]
Yes, because we should be proud of being seen as warmongering psychopaths to the rest of the world.
#255 - anonymous (12/27/2013) [-]
Rather be seen as a warmongering psychopath than a cowardly pussy who couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag.
User avatar #256 - OsamaBinLadenz (12/27/2013) [-]
We could prevent that by spending a reasonable amount on our military rather than overspending. We don't need that much equipment, unless there's something I don't know about going on/
#155 - imadeyoureadthis (12/26/2013) [-]
Or, maybe, just maybe, we could stop insulting America and various other countries.
Please be gentle with your hate
#164 - comradewinter (12/26/2013) [-]
I'm not insulting America. I'm just criticizing the technology they use. It costs way more than needed. Like how an AK-47 costs like 50$ to produce while an M-16 is closer to 150$. Both are equally effective.
#179 - anonymous (12/26/2013) [-]
Dumb nigger. Bring a gun to an F-22 fight. I bought an Ak from ... another country.... it had "seen combat" but was "never fired" why? Because the towel head holding it died before he could get a shot off.

the Ak-47 is fuckin lovely. Seriously, it's a joy to shoot. But it's not the best rifle by any means. A rifle means nothing if you can't shoot it.
User avatar #167 - imadeyoureadthis (12/26/2013) [-]
Either way, judgment is wrong.
#197 - comradewinter (12/26/2013) [-]
Well, I'm sorry. I thought I was allowed to express my opinion about how the US could spend the money in other ways, that actually have a positive effect on its people.
#115 - Zanchoff (12/26/2013) [-]
(To be fair, they mostly consist of eagles and freedom)
#85 - As an Italian American living in New Jersey, I missed Brian li… 12/13/2013 on How Dare You 0
#97 - I love you so much for this. 12/13/2013 on A neckbeard wear a trilby,... 0
#29 - So much yes. 12/12/2013 on obama and isded 0
#24 - You're a mean one, Mr. Finch...  [+] (1 new reply) 12/11/2013 on Holidays +7
User avatar #67 - itsmewaffle (12/11/2013) [-]
#42 - >In Atlantic City for All-State Chorus event >North …  [+] (8 new replies) 12/10/2013 on Famous +83
#126 - thempc (12/11/2013) [-]
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#81 - slothmaster (12/10/2013) [-]
Swelling with NJ pride.
#78 - tacoarecrazy (12/10/2013) [-]
what if they upload all those pics on the internets
#70 - suckmyfarts (12/10/2013) [-]
and then YFW they want to check the pics in case they want you to take one more
#127 - thempc (12/11/2013) [-]
the best (and only) course of action
User avatar #66 - kommandantvideo (12/10/2013) [-]
This is why we hate New Jersey
User avatar #124 - thempc (12/11/2013) [-]
i come from new jersey and my most accurate description of it would be a hilarious annoyance
#36 - Well, he was the first Admiral in the US Navy to have a black … 12/05/2013 on Norway is oneway 0
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