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Date Signed Up:3/16/2010
Last Login:7/31/2014
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Content Ranking:#9276
Comment Ranking:#4836
Highest Content Rank:#2496
Highest Comment Rank:#1648
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Level 235 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 236 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
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#4 - Freshmen... 05/31/2014 on This Probably Didn't Happen +2
#106 - Lead rhymes with read. Lead rhymes with read. Because … 05/30/2014 on are you content? +15
#9 - I mean, the original photo looked like it was lifted off Googl… 05/29/2014 on My wife tried selling her... +1
#51 - >10:30 Facial, manicure, makeup application, shampoo, condi… 05/29/2014 on Growler 0
#3538 - **Zanchoff rolled image ** Umm, okay. Maybe again. 05/29/2014 on Your future wife/hubby 0
#3537 - **Zanchoff rolled image ** Please don't be anime or ponies...  [+] (1 new reply) 05/29/2014 on Your future wife/hubby 0
#3538 - Zanchoff (05/29/2014) [-]
**Zanchoff rolled image** Umm, okay. Maybe again.
#4 - It genuinely scares me that I didn't know this was possible.  [+] (4 new replies) 05/27/2014 on A string held up by... +169
User avatar #34 - cubanwhiteman (05/27/2014) [-]
Im not positive, but I think it's like how hammerify said, where it's like how an archery bow works, and the bent plastic pieces are standing it up, while the string keeps them from bouncing back.
User avatar #16 - hammerify (05/27/2014) [-]
ummm.. any form of archery bow?
#54 - anonymous (05/27/2014) [-]
Except this is equivalent to being able to stand a bow on the tip of one of its limbs, and not fall over.

Sorcery.
User avatar #62 - penileburglar (05/27/2014) [-]
...Do you not see the big piece flat piece at the bottom keeping it upright?

This is the equivalent of attaching a giant base to the tip of one of its limbs and having it stand up.

Definitely not sorcery.
#12 - Still haven't cleaned up that oil spill? THANKS, OBAMA. 05/27/2014 on and a little bit of olive oil +2
#19 - "When I saw him, fireworks went off." "…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/26/2014 on Love At First Sight Danger +55
User avatar #31 - brettyht (05/26/2014) [-]
"he made my bitch squeel"?
"My chihuahua got wrecked"?

I feel like this has some untapped potential
User avatar #23 - konradkurze (05/26/2014) [-]
i dont see a dog
i see a large rat on a leash
#40 - anonymous (05/26/2014) [-]
If it weighs under 30 pounds, its not a dog, its an overgrown rat.
User avatar #22 - CXJokerXD (05/26/2014) [-]
OR "He saved my dog"
#503 - **Zanchoff rolled image ** 05/25/2014 on Funnyjunk, lets play a game... 0
#501 - **Zanchoff rolled image ** God I hope it isn't so...  [+] (1 new reply) 05/25/2014 on Funnyjunk, lets play a game... 0
#503 - Zanchoff (05/25/2014) [-]
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#365 - **Zanchoff rolled image ** Album Art 05/24/2014 on Your band in 3 steps! Game 0
#362 - Waqar William Sadler Franks Kherem, Mazandaran …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2014 on Your band in 3 steps! Game 0
#365 - Zanchoff (05/24/2014) [-]
**Zanchoff rolled image**
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#28 - To number 10, the deliverance machine was voluntary to patient… 05/22/2014 on Interestingly Interesting +1
#19 - "Hey man you wanna score some co- Oh... Hello officer. … 05/22/2014 on (untitled) 0
#537 - *Gets* a girlfriend... Although people really aren't somethin… 05/22/2014 on FJ will shut down in 1 week 0
#6 - First video I ever viewed on green funnyjunk. Ah, memories. 05/21/2014 on R.I.P Windows XP +20
#5 - I have a similar thought every time I hear "If it wasn't … 05/18/2014 on The cat knows 0
#140 - Thumbed it down after reading the first one. Kept reading bec… 05/16/2014 on Facts about things +1
#241 - Storboond Foblo Folloot Now Vogos Sopor Monkoy Bol… 05/15/2014 on Doom 0
#21 - This exactly. 05/12/2014 on William Shakespeare was a... +3
#35 - *War Propaganda Voiceover* You know, Timmy, that kind of o… 05/10/2014 on Yes +15
#11 - Glad to hear your input. 05/09/2014 on sad 0
#7 - Not as easy as you might think. Only the crazy ones make the … 05/08/2014 on What's her problem? +1
#1 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 05/08/2014 on sad 0
#8 - anonymous (05/08/2014) [-]
i haven't seen game of thrones and i have no intention of watching it in the future. just sayin....
#11 - Zanchoff (05/09/2014) [-]
Glad to hear your input.
User avatar #10 - slashandkill (05/08/2014) [-]
You fucking idiot, that's Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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User avatar #1 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
fuck you
#2 to #1 - Zanchoff ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
I admire your dedication, but question your lifestyle.
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