Zanchoff

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Date Signed Up:3/16/2010
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#96 - lol So the whole point of ships are to battle in the water wi… 05/31/2011 on What if? +3
#36 - I tried thinking of other ones, but honestly, … 05/30/2011 on Doctor... +1
#57 - There is one digestive track, it can't go down a different one…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/30/2011 on They Lied +6
#59 - itsjustblaze (05/30/2011) [-]
Well here is another solution..
#49 - Then tell me, where does the gum stick? Your stomach acid is …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/30/2011 on They Lied +6
User avatar #56 - itsjustblaze (05/30/2011) [-]
The gum doesnt 'stick' anywhere. It just doesnt digest do to the synthetics that give the gum it rubbery qualities, so it has to follow a different track than most other foods. So it cannot take the same amount of time as regular foods. and p.s. the stomach has to deal with small amounts of iron, its not like you can eat a fuckin train track
#57 - Zanchoff (05/30/2011) [-]
There is one digestive track, it can't go down a different one, besides, there isn't a bunch of empty space, all your food goes the same way at the same speed. Let me give you an example. In your bloodstream, your white blood cells are different densities than your red blood cells, they are also of different sizes, and ipso facto, weights. Does this mean they move at a different speed? No, they all go along with the plasma, in this case the mostly digested food that is already chewed. Listen, I don't want to get into a petty argument. Please, if you don't believe me, just don't reply again, I come to this site to get away from my life.
#59 - itsjustblaze (05/30/2011) [-]
Well here is another solution..
#13 - Picture 05/29/2011 on Choose Your Weapon +1
#7 - Bread goes in, toast comes out YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN THAT! 05/29/2011 on you cant explain dat! +1
#40 - Holy hell it's my idol. 05/29/2011 on Shake your head 0
#22 - That's right bitches. 05/29/2011 on puzzle +2
#20 - **Zanchoff rolls 0** divided by this  [+] (2 new replies) 05/29/2011 on puzzle +9
User avatar #21 - ganz (05/29/2011) [-]
o.0
#22 - Zanchoff (05/29/2011) [-]
That's right bitches.
#26 - WIN 05/28/2011 on Mac and PC +2
#25 - Because you are a silent guardian. A watchful protector. You… 05/28/2011 on Mac and PC +3
#38 - I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT RETOAST! 05/28/2011 on torii +1
#37 - I don't know, but I will now use them in minecraft to build a … 05/28/2011 on torii +8
#279 - Everyone who falls for this deserves it.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/28/2011 on Want to speed up your comp? +3
User avatar #637 - Pokekid (05/28/2011) [-]
what is it?
#275 - not stolen from fags . The original was from 4chan. 05/28/2011 on Want to speed up your comp? 0
#264 - lol I want to believe you, but why would you ever want to be … 05/28/2011 on Want to speed up your comp? +1
#128 - HOW IS THAT ANY BETTER?! 05/27/2011 on Fap? -1
#35 - If the Kanto region is superimposed onto a map of Japan, Saffr… 05/25/2011 on Biggest City +4
#12 - Stolen from reddit 05/25/2011 on Reddit Perspective +5
#8 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2011 on Choose Your Weapon 0
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#6 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 05/24/2011 on Choose Your Weapon 0
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#2 - Stealth including boxes? This is my forte. 05/21/2011 on UPS: Masters of Package... +8
#123 - So the True Christians are taken out of their home and comfort…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/21/2011 on END OF ZE WORLD! +2
#160 - LaVidaGaga (05/21/2011) [-]
It's actually that the true Christians are saved and the non-believers suffer the rapture (5 months of floods, fires, earthquakes, locusts, etc until God destroys the earth and they all go to Hell) ... that's the theory anyway, even though most Christians actually do not support it.
#13 - My uncle. I thought it's relevant. 05/21/2011 on You will never be this... +20
#551 - This entire thread is awesome for something so short (Thats wh… 05/20/2011 on Confession +1
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#2 to #1 - Zanchoff (06/21/2014) [-]
I admire your dedication, but question your lifestyle.
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