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#793 - That's what we the literate call a met-a-phor.  [+] (7 new replies) 06/25/2011 on justice +1
User avatar #795 - quinny (06/25/2011) [-]
thats what I the sarcastic call, a joke
#796 - Zanchoff (06/25/2011) [-]
I don't have time for this. As the French say, ciao.
#829 - anonexplains (07/12/2011) [-]
I think you mean the Italians not the French. Most of the rest of what you have written here is wrong as well.
#830 - Zanchoff (07/14/2011) [-]
I am not wrong, and that was a joke. Good day to you sir.
User avatar #797 - quinny (06/25/2011) [-]
im sorry, i have never heard of that. you might be missing a few accents for the correct soundings, i cant decipher that in french nor english. i suppose i will see you around on this website. and as the english say. later
#812 - anonexplains (06/26/2011) [-]
For a Grammar Gestapo, you clearly fail at it. Lemme fix that for you: I'm sorry, I've never heard of that. You might be missing a few accents for the correct sounds, I can't decipher that in French nor English. I suppose I will see you around on this website, and as the English say: Later.
User avatar #823 - quinny (06/27/2011) [-]
i unfortunately couldn't and still cannot understand it.
#789 - You my friend, are a self-opening piñata of stupidity.  [+] (9 new replies) 06/25/2011 on justice +2
User avatar #791 - quinny (06/25/2011) [-]
no sir, as i am not your friend neither a pinata.
#793 - Zanchoff (06/25/2011) [-]
That's what we the literate call a met-a-phor.
User avatar #795 - quinny (06/25/2011) [-]
thats what I the sarcastic call, a joke
#796 - Zanchoff (06/25/2011) [-]
I don't have time for this. As the French say, ciao.
#829 - anonexplains (07/12/2011) [-]
I think you mean the Italians not the French. Most of the rest of what you have written here is wrong as well.
#830 - Zanchoff (07/14/2011) [-]
I am not wrong, and that was a joke. Good day to you sir.
User avatar #797 - quinny (06/25/2011) [-]
im sorry, i have never heard of that. you might be missing a few accents for the correct soundings, i cant decipher that in french nor english. i suppose i will see you around on this website. and as the english say. later
#812 - anonexplains (06/26/2011) [-]
For a Grammar Gestapo, you clearly fail at it. Lemme fix that for you: I'm sorry, I've never heard of that. You might be missing a few accents for the correct sounds, I can't decipher that in French nor English. I suppose I will see you around on this website, and as the English say: Later.
User avatar #823 - quinny (06/27/2011) [-]
i unfortunately couldn't and still cannot understand it.
#780 - No. It has all the long term effects of smoking, which I thoug…  [+] (17 new replies) 06/25/2011 on justice +2
User avatar #783 - quinny (06/25/2011) [-]
smoking doesnt have long term and harmful effects like smoking pot does. as i said, when people are high, they vandalize, steal, and kill. same as with alcohol, but youre not allowed to drive while intoxicated, or be intoxicated in public, but you are less likely to do these things when youre drunk because, when youre drunk, you arent fully functional, you are mostly lieing around or barely able to walk.
#832 - anonexplains (10/22/2011) [-]
"but you are less likely to do these things when youre drunk because, when youre drunk, you arent fully functional, you are mostly lieing around or barely able to walk."

That is the DUMBEST thing I have ever read. You are a fucking idiot quinny. Try actually smoking pot before you start spewing out these "facts" about it. People kill rob and steal ALL THE FUCKING TIME WHEN THEY ARE DRUNK and I'm sorry but I don't know anyone nor have I ever heard of anyone getting high before they killed someone. Do you just make things up that make your side look good? Have you ever even drank alcohol or smoked pot because you don't know anything about either of those substances.

Also since you're an individual who doesn't even capitalize the first letter of a sentence STFU about others peoples grammar. The reason criminals distribute pot is BECAUSE it's illegal not the other way around. You realize that if it was legal like alcohol then it would no longer be sold on the streets right? Who do you think sold alcohol during prohibition? (it was the mob, you know criminals) it's astonishing how little you know. I hope someday you learn to think about these things logically.

Oh BTW I'm guessing you don't even know what the prohibition movement was so I'll tell you real quick.

After several years, prohibition became a failure in North America and elsewhere, as bootlegging (rum-running) became widespread and organized crime took control of the distribution of alcohol. Distilleries and breweries in Canada, Mexico, and the Caribbean flourished as their products were either consumed by visiting Americans or illegally imported to the U.S. Chicago became notorious as a haven for prohibition dodgers during the time known as the Roaring Twenties. Prohibition generally came to an end in the late 1920s or early 1930s in most of North America and Europe, although a few locations continued prohibition for many more years.

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#801 - ipwnallnubz (06/25/2011) [-]
I think you accidentally hit your "n" and "t" keys after typing "does". Smoking does have long term and harmful effects. It loads your lungs with carcinogens, which causes this thing called cancer. Maybe you've heard of it. You could also get emphysema or chronic bronchitis. I don't believe the latter of the last two mentioned is lethal, but I'm sure it's still a pain in the ass, or rather, the respiratory system.

Another thing - the high people experience isn't what I would consider a "long term effect", as that means that it lasts a long time.

(Ending rant now) I think this might have been the biggest case of keyboard diarrhea I've had on this site.
User avatar #822 - quinny (06/27/2011) [-]
i may have worded it wrong, this is not my native tongue. what i meant to say is that smoking doesnt have the same negative effects that smoking pot does. if you read my last couple messages, i meant to refer to some of the worse things that pot does, like make you stutter, cause short term memory loss, and decreases your ability to think. that is the point i was trying to make.
#824 - ipwnallnubz (06/27/2011) [-]
I don't do pot, but i think I'd prefer to forget where I put my car keys rather than have lung cancer.
User avatar #827 - quinny (07/05/2011) [-]
you can still get lung cancer from smoking pot
#828 - ipwnallnubz (07/05/2011) [-]
I guess I learn something everyday.
#789 - Zanchoff (06/25/2011) [-]
You my friend, are a self-opening piñata of stupidity.
User avatar #791 - quinny (06/25/2011) [-]
no sir, as i am not your friend neither a pinata.
#793 - Zanchoff (06/25/2011) [-]
That's what we the literate call a met-a-phor.
User avatar #795 - quinny (06/25/2011) [-]
thats what I the sarcastic call, a joke
#796 - Zanchoff (06/25/2011) [-]
I don't have time for this. As the French say, ciao.
#829 - anonexplains (07/12/2011) [-]
I think you mean the Italians not the French. Most of the rest of what you have written here is wrong as well.
#830 - Zanchoff (07/14/2011) [-]
I am not wrong, and that was a joke. Good day to you sir.
User avatar #797 - quinny (06/25/2011) [-]
im sorry, i have never heard of that. you might be missing a few accents for the correct soundings, i cant decipher that in french nor english. i suppose i will see you around on this website. and as the english say. later
#812 - anonexplains (06/26/2011) [-]
For a Grammar Gestapo, you clearly fail at it. Lemme fix that for you: I'm sorry, I've never heard of that. You might be missing a few accents for the correct sounds, I can't decipher that in French nor English. I suppose I will see you around on this website, and as the English say: Later.
User avatar #823 - quinny (06/27/2011) [-]
i unfortunately couldn't and still cannot understand it.
#771 - Look, I don't smoke, but I am all for lifting the ban on marij…  [+] (20 new replies) 06/25/2011 on justice 0
User avatar #773 - quinny (06/25/2011) [-]
marijuana does have long term side effects. it causes stuttering, and it causes short term memory loss, and all together makes you less able to think and come up with solutions to things. which makes you stupider. it ruins your lungs, just as smoking does, and it makes you more likely to get into an accident while driving or operating a vehicle, and you become oblivious and many people attack and kill, rob and steal, and defile other peoples property while they are high, which makes it dangerous to not only them, but also to others. that is why its illegal
#831 - anonexplains (10/22/2011) [-]
To Quinny:

You know NOTHING about marijuana. Every "fact" about it you just stated is pure hype and lies. Marijuana does not have long term side effects, if a user stops smoking for a couple weeks it will leave their system, and stuttering is not caused by marijuana any more than slurred speech is caused by alcohol. You may experience it while high but you definitely will not when sober. Marijuana smoke is not the same as tobacco smoke. If you actually did some research you would find that the only cases of marijuana users having lung problems is when they also smoke tobacco. Every wonder why people get cancer from all kinds of tobacco (like chew and snuff). It doesn't matter whether or not you smoke tobacco because the main ingredient that causes cancer is not tar it is nicotine. Nicotine also causes heart problems whether or not it is smoked. This is because nicotine thins your blood and elevates your heart rate which means your heart has to work much harder in order to pump blood through your veins and all that extra ware and tear on your heart can cause a wide variety in problems. Also your claim that people commit crimes when they are high is ridiculous. Most people eat a shit load of junk food and fall asleep they don't rob banks and commit murders, you're thinking of PCP. Also do I really have to get the figures on the number of deaths cause by marijuana vs. alcohol every year? Guess what you will find out? There are ZERO deaths directly cause by marijuana every year and alcohol causes around 20,000 deaths per year in just America alone. Also how many husbands get high and then beat their families vs. how many get drunk and beat their families. If you think those numbers even come close to one another I can be sure you have A. Never been high and B. don't bother to learn anything for yourself and believe anything your mommy or the media tells you. Stop being sheep and learn to think for yourself.
#780 - Zanchoff (06/25/2011) [-]
No. It has all the long term effects of smoking, which I thought I mentioned, but other than that, It has the same short term effects as alcohol, which by the way is a class 4 narcotic. So, basically, you shouldn't do anything stoned you wouldn't do if you're drunk. And they tried to make alcohol illegal. Remember the prohibition? It caused more crime if you had alcohol because the people distributing it were also involved with human trafficking, hit men, racketeering, and other crimes.
User avatar #783 - quinny (06/25/2011) [-]
smoking doesnt have long term and harmful effects like smoking pot does. as i said, when people are high, they vandalize, steal, and kill. same as with alcohol, but youre not allowed to drive while intoxicated, or be intoxicated in public, but you are less likely to do these things when youre drunk because, when youre drunk, you arent fully functional, you are mostly lieing around or barely able to walk.
#832 - anonexplains (10/22/2011) [-]
"but you are less likely to do these things when youre drunk because, when youre drunk, you arent fully functional, you are mostly lieing around or barely able to walk."

That is the DUMBEST thing I have ever read. You are a fucking idiot quinny. Try actually smoking pot before you start spewing out these "facts" about it. People kill rob and steal ALL THE FUCKING TIME WHEN THEY ARE DRUNK and I'm sorry but I don't know anyone nor have I ever heard of anyone getting high before they killed someone. Do you just make things up that make your side look good? Have you ever even drank alcohol or smoked pot because you don't know anything about either of those substances.

Also since you're an individual who doesn't even capitalize the first letter of a sentence STFU about others peoples grammar. The reason criminals distribute pot is BECAUSE it's illegal not the other way around. You realize that if it was legal like alcohol then it would no longer be sold on the streets right? Who do you think sold alcohol during prohibition? (it was the mob, you know criminals) it's astonishing how little you know. I hope someday you learn to think about these things logically.

Oh BTW I'm guessing you don't even know what the prohibition movement was so I'll tell you real quick.

After several years, prohibition became a failure in North America and elsewhere, as bootlegging (rum-running) became widespread and organized crime took control of the distribution of alcohol. Distilleries and breweries in Canada, Mexico, and the Caribbean flourished as their products were either consumed by visiting Americans or illegally imported to the U.S. Chicago became notorious as a haven for prohibition dodgers during the time known as the Roaring Twenties. Prohibition generally came to an end in the late 1920s or early 1930s in most of North America and Europe, although a few locations continued prohibition for many more years.

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#801 - ipwnallnubz (06/25/2011) [-]
I think you accidentally hit your "n" and "t" keys after typing "does". Smoking does have long term and harmful effects. It loads your lungs with carcinogens, which causes this thing called cancer. Maybe you've heard of it. You could also get emphysema or chronic bronchitis. I don't believe the latter of the last two mentioned is lethal, but I'm sure it's still a pain in the ass, or rather, the respiratory system.

Another thing - the high people experience isn't what I would consider a "long term effect", as that means that it lasts a long time.

(Ending rant now) I think this might have been the biggest case of keyboard diarrhea I've had on this site.
User avatar #822 - quinny (06/27/2011) [-]
i may have worded it wrong, this is not my native tongue. what i meant to say is that smoking doesnt have the same negative effects that smoking pot does. if you read my last couple messages, i meant to refer to some of the worse things that pot does, like make you stutter, cause short term memory loss, and decreases your ability to think. that is the point i was trying to make.
#824 - ipwnallnubz (06/27/2011) [-]
I don't do pot, but i think I'd prefer to forget where I put my car keys rather than have lung cancer.
User avatar #827 - quinny (07/05/2011) [-]
you can still get lung cancer from smoking pot
#828 - ipwnallnubz (07/05/2011) [-]
I guess I learn something everyday.
#789 - Zanchoff (06/25/2011) [-]
You my friend, are a self-opening piñata of stupidity.
User avatar #791 - quinny (06/25/2011) [-]
no sir, as i am not your friend neither a pinata.
#793 - Zanchoff (06/25/2011) [-]
That's what we the literate call a met-a-phor.
User avatar #795 - quinny (06/25/2011) [-]
thats what I the sarcastic call, a joke
#796 - Zanchoff (06/25/2011) [-]
I don't have time for this. As the French say, ciao.
#829 - anonexplains (07/12/2011) [-]
I think you mean the Italians not the French. Most of the rest of what you have written here is wrong as well.
#830 - Zanchoff (07/14/2011) [-]
I am not wrong, and that was a joke. Good day to you sir.
User avatar #797 - quinny (06/25/2011) [-]
im sorry, i have never heard of that. you might be missing a few accents for the correct soundings, i cant decipher that in french nor english. i suppose i will see you around on this website. and as the english say. later
#812 - anonexplains (06/26/2011) [-]
For a Grammar Gestapo, you clearly fail at it. Lemme fix that for you: I'm sorry, I've never heard of that. You might be missing a few accents for the correct sounds, I can't decipher that in French nor English. I suppose I will see you around on this website, and as the English say: Later.
User avatar #823 - quinny (06/27/2011) [-]
i unfortunately couldn't and still cannot understand it.
#767 - Good point, but 100 dollars compared to 3 billion dollars? I …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/25/2011 on justice 0
User avatar #769 - xcmxcmx (06/25/2011) [-]
thats true
#754 - One word: lawyers  [+] (3 new replies) 06/25/2011 on justice +1
User avatar #763 - xcmxcmx (06/25/2011) [-]
and the homeless guy pretended to have a gun.. or weapon or whatever
#767 - Zanchoff (06/25/2011) [-]
Good point, but 100 dollars compared to 3 billion dollars? I think that if they had the same lawyer, the time in jail would be more fitting.
User avatar #769 - xcmxcmx (06/25/2011) [-]
thats true
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User avatar #97 - demonicookie (06/23/2011) [-]
I remember that it was on here like a month ago it was on his twitter, he said in vacation in california better drink my own piss
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#2 to #1 - Zanchoff (06/21/2014) [-]
I admire your dedication, but question your lifestyle.
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