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Date Signed Up:3/16/2010
Last Login:7/26/2014
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Content Ranking:#9316
Comment Ranking:#2764
Highest Content Rank:#2496
Highest Comment Rank:#1648
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Comment Thumbs: 3959 total,  4654 ,  695
Content Level Progress: 80% (8/10)
Level 90 Content: Srs Business → Level 91 Content: Srs Business
Comment Level Progress: 63% (63/100)
Level 235 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 236 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
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Content Views:53458
Times Content Favorited:121 times
Total Comments Made:1200
FJ Points:4474
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#1863 - Even worse, they take everything bad that happens as God's pun… 06/09/2011 on WBC to Protest Soldier's... +1
#51 - This is what I already do. I FEEL AWESOME 06/08/2011 on Flowchart to attraction 0
#93 - That's just like saying there is no Inuit word for "No.&q… 06/08/2011 on I am Russia 0
#32 - That cat refuses to get dirty! 06/07/2011 on Riding dirty -1
#1592 -   ▲ ▲ ▲ 06/07/2011 on I can haz triforce! 0
#592 - And he was a great public speaker. He was able to rally almos… 06/07/2011 on Remember D Day +1
#108 - FUCKING THIS 06/07/2011 on Facebook troll +2
#314 - Picture 06/05/2011 on NYAN +1
#98 - Unlike everyone else, I realize that the pictures are the funn… 06/02/2011 on Butterfly Children 0
#6 - *slow clap* 05/31/2011 on your move captcha 0
#13 - No, from Up. 05/31/2011 on Respect for Man's Best Friend +3
#10 - What about doug? 05/31/2011 on Respect for Man's Best Friend 0
#103 - THAT KID  [+] (1 new reply) 05/31/2011 on My Old Lady +2
#116 - megawurmple (05/31/2011) [-]
#116 - With all due respect, if you join the forces, you know you're … 05/31/2011 on Truth Behind Post of... +4
#118 - Thank you kind sir! 05/31/2011 on no porn 0
#111 - If only someone could caption it with "THIS IS ME GIVING …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/31/2011 on no porn 0
#116 - anonymous (05/31/2011) [-]
#118 - Zanchoff (05/31/2011) [-]
Thank you kind sir!
#96 - lol So the whole point of ships are to battle in the water wi… 05/31/2011 on What if? +3
#36 - I tried thinking of other ones, but honestly, … 05/30/2011 on Doctor... +1
#57 - There is one digestive track, it can't go down a different one…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/30/2011 on They Lied +6
#59 - itsjustblaze (05/30/2011) [-]
Well here is another solution..
#49 - Then tell me, where does the gum stick? Your stomach acid is …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/30/2011 on They Lied +6
User avatar #56 - itsjustblaze (05/30/2011) [-]
The gum doesnt 'stick' anywhere. It just doesnt digest do to the synthetics that give the gum it rubbery qualities, so it has to follow a different track than most other foods. So it cannot take the same amount of time as regular foods. and p.s. the stomach has to deal with small amounts of iron, its not like you can eat a fuckin train track
#57 - Zanchoff (05/30/2011) [-]
There is one digestive track, it can't go down a different one, besides, there isn't a bunch of empty space, all your food goes the same way at the same speed. Let me give you an example. In your bloodstream, your white blood cells are different densities than your red blood cells, they are also of different sizes, and ipso facto, weights. Does this mean they move at a different speed? No, they all go along with the plasma, in this case the mostly digested food that is already chewed. Listen, I don't want to get into a petty argument. Please, if you don't believe me, just don't reply again, I come to this site to get away from my life.
#59 - itsjustblaze (05/30/2011) [-]
Well here is another solution..
#13 - Picture 05/29/2011 on Choose Your Weapon +1
#7 - Bread goes in, toast comes out YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN THAT! 05/29/2011 on you cant explain dat! +1
#40 - Holy hell it's my idol. 05/29/2011 on Shake your head 0
#22 - That's right bitches. 05/29/2011 on puzzle +2
#20 - **Zanchoff rolls 0** divided by this  [+] (2 new replies) 05/29/2011 on puzzle +9
User avatar #21 - ganz (05/29/2011) [-]
o.0
#22 - Zanchoff (05/29/2011) [-]
That's right bitches.
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User avatar #1 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
fuck you
#2 to #1 - Zanchoff (06/21/2014) [-]
I admire your dedication, but question your lifestyle.
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