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Zanchoff

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#32 - It's currently in development. It's theoretically possible, b…  [+] (7 new replies) 08/27/2014 on good college students guys +3
#33 - Zanchoff (08/27/2014) [-]
Rather, they're testing to see if it's reliable in practical applications.
User avatar #34 - TheHutchie (08/27/2014) [-]
I'm glad someone's working on it. Anything that can help stop this shit is a good thing.

I don't tend to go to clubs where a lot of this happens, but if I ever do, and I see somebody slip something in someone's drink, I will end up in jail and I will make damn sure they go with me. Sick fucks like that don't deserve a life outside of prison.
#59 - yuzabeach (08/27/2014) [-]
I agree with you for the most part. I'm glad that this is being worked on and would also react if I saw someone spiking another person's beverage regardless of gender or whatever. That being said, there needs to be some control over the product to minimize the possibility of false positives. Imagine how bad a false positive on that would be for someone if they passed laws based on this.
User avatar #61 - TheHutchie (08/27/2014) [-]
Oh shit, yeah.

Well the lie detector isn't accepted by courts, so I can't imagine they'd settle with this until some serious testing is done, but generally speaking, it's a good thing.

At the very least, it can prompt the relevant authorities to take the offender's name and address and / or check CCTV footage for evidence. They could also seize and test the drink if they're quick enough, leading to more conclusive evidence.
#64 - yuzabeach (08/27/2014) [-]
It's a good thing as long as it meets certain controls. Such as:

-Product isn't pushed into marketing before complete.
-Product must maintain a false positive rate of <.1% (same acceptable level for STD testing)
-Product must have some sort of tamper control
User avatar #65 - TheHutchie (08/27/2014) [-]
Good thinking. Hopefully somebody on the team is saying the same thing, and it can actually be developed in such a way.
#68 - yuzabeach (08/27/2014) [-]
I agree. Let us all hope.
#26 - The Guinness World Record holder for the fattest woman, Paulin… 08/27/2014 on funny facts -1
#76 - tfw no ice bucket challenge 08/27/2014 on Vladmir Putin Speaking English +3
#25 - Holy **** , that's a great advertisement for the movie. 08/27/2014 on (untitled) 0
#36 - Funnier without context, Better with it. Earlier in the…  [+] (14 new replies) 08/27/2014 on Bryon Cranston you cheeky... +18
User avatar #45 - jafkdb (08/27/2014) [-]
what's the context?
User avatar #47 - adzodeux (08/27/2014) [-]
Earlier in the show, the two were presenting an award together. During their banter, Cranston recalls the time he played her love interest on Seinfeld. She "can't seem to recall." They did indeed plan it ahead of time (confirmed by both, as well as Cranston's wife).
User avatar #48 - whycantiusecaps (08/27/2014) [-]
Does anyone have the context?
User avatar #60 - whycanticaps (08/27/2014) [-]
>.>
User avatar #62 - whycantiusecaps (08/27/2014) [-]
woah. sweet name
User avatar #63 - whycanticaps (08/27/2014) [-]
Right? By the way, gorgeous name you've got there
User avatar #64 - TheHutchie (08/27/2014) [-]
Get a room, you two!
User avatar #65 - whycanticaps (08/27/2014) [-]
Maybe we will!
User avatar #66 - TheHutchie (08/27/2014) [-]
Remember to moan quietly; you can't use caps.
#68 - whycanticaps (08/27/2014) [-]
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User avatar #69 - whycantiusecaps (08/27/2014) [-]
seeing each of your posts and thinking i didn't write that
User avatar #72 - whycanticaps (08/27/2014) [-]
hehehe It threw me off when I saw your first post, I didn't recall writing that either
User avatar #56 - TheHutchie (08/27/2014) [-]
Why is nobody telling us!? What is this, some kind of conspiracy!?
#61 - anonexplains (08/27/2014) [-]
#17 - Now you're going to need LSD, Shrooms, PCP, and vodka... 08/24/2014 on New Vegas Easter Egg +1
#31 - Say all you want. I think the new TMNT movie looks pretty good. 08/22/2014 on I suck at creating titles +3
#35 - How many drugs?  [+] (2 new replies) 08/22/2014 on Bin Laden is kill? 0
User avatar #43 - advicedude (08/22/2014) [-]
about 4
#53 - SirMartin (08/22/2014) [-]
#19 - Picture 08/20/2014 on Long time... 0
#20 - Pluto had me like 08/20/2014 on The Planets Allign +45
#73 - It's a teaser for Dawn of the Day of the Rise of the Death of … 08/20/2014 on Black on black crime +2
#24 - Oh my god, he's going to be in a wheelchair for the rest of his... oh. 08/18/2014 on terrible foam mat throw 0
#35 - There is a case of Pibb. That'd be the case.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/15/2014 on drinks 0
User avatar #41 - shadowstepone (08/15/2014) [-]
you got that from me last time...
#2970 - OP is buying thumbs. That being said, I'm totally in. 08/15/2014 on Win a $50 visa card 0
#40 - If you're in love with her, why shouldn't you have her? Why s… 08/10/2014 on Bro's advice +2
#10 - OR, OR... You could pack them inside of snowballs. 08/10/2014 on FUCK IT'S SUMMER, I wanted... +1
#19 - SICK, MAN. At least put a warning next time. 08/10/2014 on This is a trigger 0
#68 - Superman's pube, or Aquaman's knife? 08/08/2014 on this made me mad +13
#30 - YEAH FUKKEN PEANUT BUTTER AWESOME STUFF HERE… 08/02/2014 on good doge +16
#14 - Is that Sterling Archer?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/01/2014 on Best way to liberate an... +2
#30 - anonexplains (08/01/2014) [-]
#40 - There were no survivors. 08/01/2014 on Sumo wrestlers on a plane. 0
#12 - Naturally occurring fractals, bitches.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/30/2014 on cabbage +1
#13 - justleavefagmin (07/30/2014) [-]
Technically not a fractal, but it's geometric.
#20 - Last time I remember being fenced off from my own food, I was … 07/30/2014 on Gheto Dolans +14
#11 - Is that actually a thing? Because I've been around for 7 year… 07/28/2014 on Thin Privilege Exists! 0
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#2 to #1 - Zanchoff (06/21/2014) [-]
I admire your dedication, but question your lifestyle.
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