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#31 - The Walking Dad. 02/08/2014 on The Sneezing Dead +1
#20 - DOWN HERE IN THE DEEP BLUE SEAAA! 02/05/2014 on Game of Letters 0
#31 - A little known double meaning of effect is that it also means … 02/02/2014 on Hideo Kojima 0
#18 - Well, I guess they effected an escape, at the very least.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/31/2014 on Hideo Kojima 0
User avatar #19 - EmoHairflip (01/31/2014) [-]
That doesn't make sense.
Effect is a noun.
Affect is a verb.
No exceptions.
#31 - Zanchoff (02/02/2014) [-]
A little known double meaning of effect is that it also means to bring into action or enact. Fucks with grammar nazis.
#3 - "I really want to sun myself on that railing, but it's SO… 01/30/2014 on cat got skillz +4
#13 - HELP US. WE'RE DYING. WAIT, WHY ARE YOU TAKING PICTURES? W… 01/29/2014 on Next trip to Maldives islands +1
#2 - Lead rhymes with read. Lead rhymes with read.  [+] (9 new replies) 01/28/2014 on Wow, Good Point +361
#186 - soopfox (01/29/2014) [-]
For people who don't get it, I'll just copy pasta my old response to this:
"The words "lead" and "read" can be pronounced in two different ways depending on how it was used. Example:

"Lead is a sort of metal".
"I have read this book before".
Here the two words rhyme.

"I will lead you to a conclusion".
"I will read this book anyway".
Here the two words have another meaning and sound, but still rhymes. "

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#45 - weenis (01/28/2014) [-]
That just gave me a headache
#9 - hellfiazz (01/28/2014) [-]
Lead rhymes with read.
Lead doesn't rhyme with read.
#133 - despicablemaz (01/29/2014) [-]
I'm afraid you're terribly mistaken my good sir. It is lead that doesn't rhyme with read and it is lead that does rhyme with read. Just to clear things up.
#27 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/28/2014) [-]
lead pronounced led rhymes with read pronounced as red
lead pronounced as leed rhymes with read pronounced as reed
User avatar #49 - thehardcorechimp (01/28/2014) [-]
thank you anon
User avatar #56 - greenstrongworld (01/29/2014) [-]
I think jokexplain forgot to sign in.
#8 - icameheretotroll has deleted their comment.
User avatar #3 - daftiduck (01/28/2014) [-]
Lead doesn't rhyme with read.
Lead doesn't rhyme with read.
Because fuck people who want to learn English.
#24 - Probably because you don't force women into sex. Is that correct?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/28/2014 on The Neckbeard Chronicles... +1
#35 - ibschmitty (01/28/2014) [-]
well...are you saying i should?
#4739454 - What happened here, exactly? 01/27/2014 on Play items 0
#64 - Helped 6 people out Went back for 2 more So, himself i…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/24/2014 on God dammit Tyler, you had... +6
User avatar #109 - Crusader (01/24/2014) [-]
It's a mobile home, they obviously don't have the money
User avatar #65 - testing (01/24/2014) [-]
User avatar #73 - tuckthisphit (01/24/2014) [-]
who teh fuck are you,you nigger piece of shit ?
User avatar #205 - sanguinesolitude (01/24/2014) [-]
he is testing
#47 - I think it's just a little bit weird that one of the mementos …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/24/2014 on Kindness +1
#52 - JackThePornKing (01/24/2014) [-]
she must have seen this shirt...
#22 - As a performer (prominently in musical theater) I could not a… 01/24/2014 on Tumblr gold +2
#35 - Ha... No. 01/24/2014 on Hat Race 0
#95 - Jesus Christ, that looks a lot like spearmint... 01/24/2014 on Ketchup 0
#16 - And I concur as well. Good work, gentlemen. 01/23/2014 on he is the boss here +1
#220 - I can't think of anything clever, but I wanted to show more ap… 01/23/2014 on The Worst Customer Ever 0
#7 - Pedophilia joke. 01/23/2014 on (untitled) +1
#12 - **** OP. They both look delicious. 01/23/2014 on truth +7
#57 - it took 20 kittens 01/22/2014 on The last one was too fat to... +1
#68 - I had to reread it because I thought it said "carpet lawy… 01/21/2014 on pixel rugs OC +1
#7 - Is this why women go to the bathroom in groups? I mean, it'd … 01/18/2014 on toilet time +1
#56 - Damn! 01/18/2014 on Murca #1 +3
#138 - Brilliant. 10/10 01/18/2014 on WWYD if any crime were legal? +2
#35 - Well, yeah... 01/07/2014 on Mine is twisted +1
#33 - "Anon, how do you justify the merciless bombing of a dayc…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/07/2014 on Mine is twisted +18
User avatar #34 - ireallylikepotatoe (01/07/2014) [-]
'Anon'

doesn't really work if you have a username...
#35 - Zanchoff (01/07/2014) [-]
Well, yeah...
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User avatar #1 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
**** you
#2 to #1 - Zanchoff (06/21/2014) [-]
I admire your dedication, but question your lifestyle.
User avatar #3 to #2 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
Why
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