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Date Signed Up:3/16/2010
Last Login:7/11/2014
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Content Ranking:#9434
Comment Ranking:#2616
Highest Content Rank:#2496
Highest Comment Rank:#1648
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Level 235 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 236 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
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Times Content Favorited:121 times
Total Comments Made:1187
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#54 - Guys... I had no idea funnyjunk knew about Dr. Horrible. I lo…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/06/2013 on Twins +2
#57 - chuckbillrow (08/06/2013) [-]
you did not think people who watched the greatest thing Joss Whedon ever made came to FJ?
#58 - Zanchoff (08/06/2013) [-]
Well, I'm a theater kid. And I thought it was a theater kid thing, even if it is by the greatest modern director-writer-producer.
#83 - I don't know how it happened, but I got Moon-Moon... 07/29/2013 on What's Your Hobbit Dirty Name? 0
#14 - I would listen to that song. 07/29/2013 on Mariguana 0
#14 - Everyone picks and chooses. They're mostly just quoting Levit… 07/29/2013 on >muh religion of pis 0
#181 - Ah, but I have no illusions about what I'm doing. 07/26/2013 on Metal Signatures 0
#29 - I love masturbation. It's a great way to meet new people. No… 07/25/2013 on Imagine a world 0
#80 - It's what I do. 07/25/2013 on Metal Signatures 0
#43 - this is so ******* autistic like seriously yo…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/25/2013 on Metal Signatures +67
#142 - anonymous (07/25/2013) [-]
this is so fucking autistic
like seriously you guys are fucking pathetic
you're going to look back on your lives and realize all of it was just some gay ass fad you went through posting replies to someone posting corrosive comments on the internet.
"hey dad what did you do when you left school?"
"oh son, i got angry at people that got angry at people for having fun enjoying what they do because they have no friends"
#181 - Zanchoff (07/26/2013) [-]
Ah, but I have no illusions about what I'm doing.
#114 - anonymous (07/25/2013) [-]
Implying they got kids, let alone a wife/gf.
User avatar #48 - walula (07/25/2013) [-]
You sir... you made my day!
#80 - Zanchoff (07/25/2013) [-]
It's what I do.
#206 - >seduce lady >marry >house is now joint prope… 07/24/2013 on Jealousy in liquid form +5
#341 - The Patriot Act was passed by G. Bush. That said, it would be… 07/24/2013 on Title +2
#34 - So by the same logic, the information that everyone should kno…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2013 on for the children +1
User avatar #35 - tomowrath (07/23/2013) [-]
Yeah, it doesn't make much sense to me either.
#29 - Are you saying that information that's more important to socie…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/23/2013 on for the children -1
User avatar #31 - tomowrath (07/23/2013) [-]
no, hes saying really fucking stupid college educations should be less.
#34 - Zanchoff (07/23/2013) [-]
So by the same logic, the information that everyone should know is of a higher price than that of "useless" information?
User avatar #35 - tomowrath (07/23/2013) [-]
Yeah, it doesn't make much sense to me either.
#9 - God damn, this is visionary. Has anyone told the North Koreans? 07/21/2013 on tuning +6
#57 - What a... croc... 07/18/2013 on Those damn cosplayers 0
#10 - Guys, that was reported by the Russian army. I'm not going to…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/11/2013 on Look to the tags -2
#51 - anonymous (07/11/2013) [-]
That is almost definitely some kind of made up shit that they want to say to make them selves seem like they are bad ass. No one could reach Hitler in time before he killed himself. He was deep under ground is a bunker guarded twenty four seven by thousands of soldiers, as well as tanks and air support..
User avatar #21 - notsolonleyisland (07/11/2013) [-]
No, there are pictures of him and Eva taking cyanide and shooting themselves, and then more of their bodies being burned.
#47 - anonymous (07/11/2013) [-]
Pics or gtfo
#62 - notsolonleyisland (07/11/2013) [-]
#29 - Ah, marriage! I can see you bending over a hot stove! Except… 07/11/2013 on Title 0
#50 - That is what he's saying, but the way he says it shows such co…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/30/2013 on such a good dad -1
User avatar #56 - sinonyx (06/30/2013) [-]
fuck off english teacher
the curtains are blue, because they are fucking blue, that's it
#133 - Fedoras look best on people wearing matching suits or coats. …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/30/2013 on Class and swag 0
#144 - mrsodasexy (06/30/2013) [-]
Or if you're Johnny Depp.
#46 - Maybe I'm getting the wrong message, but I think the picture s…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/30/2013 on such a good dad -1
#82 - anonymous (06/30/2013) [-]
nah your are just a nigger
#48 - kmichel (06/30/2013) [-]
In the caption, he's saying that skateboarding is second nature to him, just like walking is second nature for the rest of us. However, he's so comfortable on the skateboard that he's more stable on that than we our on the ground.
#50 - Zanchoff (06/30/2013) [-]
That is what he's saying, but the way he says it shows such confidence, and especially when he says "while skating with my daughter."
User avatar #56 - sinonyx (06/30/2013) [-]
fuck off english teacher
the curtains are blue, because they are fucking blue, that's it
#44 - Feels...  [+] (5 new replies) 06/30/2013 on such a good dad -5
#46 - Zanchoff (06/30/2013) [-]
Maybe I'm getting the wrong message, but I think the picture shows a devoted father, and the caption underneath tells that he cares so much for his daughter that it's nigh impossible for him to cause her harm.
#82 - anonymous (06/30/2013) [-]
nah your are just a nigger
#48 - kmichel (06/30/2013) [-]
In the caption, he's saying that skateboarding is second nature to him, just like walking is second nature for the rest of us. However, he's so comfortable on the skateboard that he's more stable on that than we our on the ground.
#50 - Zanchoff (06/30/2013) [-]
That is what he's saying, but the way he says it shows such confidence, and especially when he says "while skating with my daughter."
User avatar #56 - sinonyx (06/30/2013) [-]
fuck off english teacher
the curtains are blue, because they are fucking blue, that's it
#11 - Comment deleted 06/29/2013 on Early to bed 0
#26 - Is it really superman's pube, or is it aquaman's knife? 06/25/2013 on Superman's Pube +69
#154 - But... The rings are caused by a ton of rocks in orbit. I'm s… 06/24/2013 on If only... -1
#186 - I did have to work my magic. That is, argue with her until sh… 06/22/2013 on Hero! -1
#98 - When I went to donate blood my first time, I wanted to use the…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/22/2013 on Hero! +1
User avatar #146 - sgc (06/22/2013) [-]
i have tiny veins too!
it's kinda shitty getting blood work, i have to have iv drips in the back of my hand as well because of it
#140 - creepyunclebob (06/22/2013) [-]
That was actually really irresponsible of her...
#186 - Zanchoff (06/22/2013) [-]
I did have to work my magic. That is, argue with her until she caved. I asked to do it again, and then she said "No." And I asked what those extra labels were. And she said they were extra. So I said "Did you need any extra?" And she said no. And I said "Well, what better use than another bag full?" And she thought about that before asking her superior if it was okay. Her superior said that I assumed responsibility for any harm that may come to me as a result of or after the drive, and we did it.
(I just left that part out because it took too long)
User avatar #148 - desdemona (06/22/2013) [-]
or complete bullshit
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User avatar #1 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
**** you
#2 to #1 - Zanchoff (06/21/2014) [-]
I admire your dedication, but question your lifestyle.
User avatar #3 to #2 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
Why
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