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Date Signed Up:3/16/2010
Last Login:11/25/2014
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Content Ranking:#10429
Comment Ranking:#3323
Highest Content Rank:#2496
Highest Comment Rank:#1648
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Comment Thumbs: 4773 total,  5527 ,  754
Content Level Progress: 40% (4/10)
Level 91 Content: Srs Business → Level 92 Content: Srs Business
Comment Level Progress: 55% (55/100)
Level 241 Comments: Doinitrite → Level 242 Comments: Doinitrite
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Total Comments Made:1363
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#25 - They're learning. 06/07/2014 on door opener 0
#49 - Your username is a better answer than the one you gave. I'll … 06/03/2014 on Time for an Infomercial thread -1
#23 - WHY THE **** CAN'T I CUT THIS BREAD WITH THIS WED…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/03/2014 on Time for an Infomercial thread +6
User avatar #28 - wellimnotsure (06/03/2014) [-]
I think its a doorstop
#49 - Zanchoff (06/03/2014) [-]
Your username is a better answer than the one you gave. I'll believe what I want to believe.
#129 - How blue is my name?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/02/2014 on Oldies 0
User avatar #138 - anthonyd (06/02/2014) [-]
Is it bluer than mine?
#983 - **Zanchoff rolled image ** Good Guy Admin uses this to tea… 06/02/2014 on Admin is going to ban you 0
#49 - That apple has minimal browning, which means that as soon as t… 06/02/2014 on The face of happiness 0
#751 - And so FJ shows it's true colors: Forced Neutrality. 05/31/2014 on Funnyjunk RP Giveaway! 0
#66 - The risk one: Breaking the Fourth Wall of life. 05/31/2014 on clevergirl.jpg +2
#4 - Freshmen... 05/31/2014 on This Probably Didn't Happen +2
#106 - Lead rhymes with read. Lead rhymes with read. Because … 05/30/2014 on are you content? +16
#9 - I mean, the original photo looked like it was lifted off Googl… 05/29/2014 on My wife tried selling her... +1
#51 - >10:30 Facial, manicure, makeup application, shampoo, condi… 05/29/2014 on Growler 0
#3538 - **Zanchoff rolled image ** Umm, okay. Maybe again. 05/29/2014 on Your future wife/hubby 0
#3537 - **Zanchoff rolled image ** Please don't be anime or ponies...  [+] (1 new reply) 05/29/2014 on Your future wife/hubby 0
#3538 - Zanchoff (05/29/2014) [-]
**Zanchoff rolled image** Umm, okay. Maybe again.
#4 - It genuinely scares me that I didn't know this was possible.  [+] (4 new replies) 05/27/2014 on A string held up by... +169
User avatar #34 - cubanwhiteman (05/27/2014) [-]
Im not positive, but I think it's like how hammerify said, where it's like how an archery bow works, and the bent plastic pieces are standing it up, while the string keeps them from bouncing back.
User avatar #16 - hammerify (05/27/2014) [-]
ummm.. any form of archery bow?
#54 - Womens Study Major (05/27/2014) [-]
Except this is equivalent to being able to stand a bow on the tip of one of its limbs, and not fall over.

Sorcery.
User avatar #62 - penileburglar (05/27/2014) [-]
...Do you not see the big piece flat piece at the bottom keeping it upright?

This is the equivalent of attaching a giant base to the tip of one of its limbs and having it stand up.

Definitely not sorcery.
#12 - Still haven't cleaned up that oil spill? THANKS, OBAMA. 05/27/2014 on and a little bit of olive oil +2
#19 - "When I saw him, fireworks went off." "…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/26/2014 on Love At First Sight Danger +55
User avatar #31 - brettyht (05/26/2014) [-]
"he made my bitch squeel"?
"My chihuahua got wrecked"?

I feel like this has some untapped potential
User avatar #23 - konradkurze (05/26/2014) [-]
i dont see a dog
i see a large rat on a leash
#40 - Womens Study Major (05/26/2014) [-]
If it weighs under 30 pounds, its not a dog, its an overgrown rat.
User avatar #22 - CXJokerXD (05/26/2014) [-]
OR "He saved my dog"
#503 - **Zanchoff rolled image ** 05/25/2014 on Funnyjunk, lets play a game... 0
#501 - **Zanchoff rolled image ** God I hope it isn't so...  [+] (1 new reply) 05/25/2014 on Funnyjunk, lets play a game... 0
#503 - Zanchoff (05/25/2014) [-]
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#365 - **Zanchoff rolled image ** Album Art 05/24/2014 on Your band in 3 steps! Game 0
#362 - Waqar William Sadler Franks Kherem, Mazandaran …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2014 on Your band in 3 steps! Game 0
#365 - Zanchoff (05/24/2014) [-]
**Zanchoff rolled image**
Album Art
#28 - To number 10, the deliverance machine was voluntary to patient… 05/22/2014 on Interestingly Interesting +1
#19 - "Hey man you wanna score some co- Oh... Hello officer. … 05/22/2014 on (untitled) 0
#537 - *Gets* a girlfriend... Although people really aren't somethin… 05/22/2014 on FJ will shut down in 1 week 0
#6 - First video I ever viewed on green funnyjunk. Ah, memories. 05/21/2014 on R.I.P Windows XP +20
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#2 to #1 - Zanchoff (06/21/2014) [-]
I admire your dedication, but question your lifestyle.
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