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Gender: male
Age: 24
Date Signed Up:2/24/2009
Last Login:11/29/2014
Location:Kenton Ohio
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Content Ranking:#2857
Comment Ranking:#16557
Highest Content Rank:#2030
Highest Comment Rank:#6634
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Comment Thumbs: 400 total,  872 ,  472
Content Level Progress: 40% (40/100)
Level 142 Content: Faptastic → Level 143 Content: Faptastic
Comment Level Progress: 60% (6/10)
Level 133 Comments: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 134 Comments: Respected Member Of Famiry
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Content Views:279471
Times Content Favorited:332 times
Total Comments Made:737
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#43 - Arabic for " **** your **** … 06/24/2014 on Have you ever seen the full... 0
#2977 - **ZLozier rolls 2,898** 06/24/2014 on roll 3333 0
#44 - went better than i had imagined 06/23/2014 on Interesting... -1
#57 - Comment deleted 06/23/2014 on My hero 0
#128 - talking llamas first time i seen it made me laugh so hard my r…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/23/2014 on Skyrim 0
User avatar #130 - codebacon (06/23/2014) [-]
User avatar #179 - jimmytwoshoes (06/23/2014) [-]
Llamas with hats is a good thing
#80 - don't do it speaking from personal experience this ****… 06/22/2014 on Lucid Dreaming 0
#41 - how about this? 06/20/2014 on Your First impression of me 0
#30 - No it wasn't sarcasm i was being sincere thank you prototypedaytona  [+] (1 new reply) 06/19/2014 on Your First impression of me 0
User avatar #31 - prototypedaytona (06/19/2014) [-]
You're welcome, bro. You're doing alright.
#28 - wow are you a motivational speaker or something?  [+] (3 new replies) 06/19/2014 on Your First impression of me 0
#29 - prototypedaytona (06/19/2014) [-]
Not quite, but provided that wasn't sarcasm, I'm glad I could help to pick you up and dust you off, even if only a little.
#30 - ZLozier (06/19/2014) [-]
No it wasn't sarcasm i was being sincere thank you prototypedaytona
User avatar #31 - prototypedaytona (06/19/2014) [-]
You're welcome, bro. You're doing alright.
#26 - medically speaking im considered obese but im working on that.…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/19/2014 on Your First impression of me 0
User avatar #27 - prototypedaytona (06/19/2014) [-]
I don't have the highest opinion of my own looks, so I tell myself that you (generally speaking) can be handsome even if you're "ugly" (like it's entirely dependent on whether or not you can "clean up" well).
#28 - ZLozier (06/19/2014) [-]
wow are you a motivational speaker or something?
#29 - prototypedaytona (06/19/2014) [-]
Not quite, but provided that wasn't sarcasm, I'm glad I could help to pick you up and dust you off, even if only a little.
#30 - ZLozier (06/19/2014) [-]
No it wasn't sarcasm i was being sincere thank you prototypedaytona
User avatar #31 - prototypedaytona (06/19/2014) [-]
You're welcome, bro. You're doing alright.
#24 - could you possibly elaborate this for me because I do not unde…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/19/2014 on Your First impression of me 0
#40 - thedurpypandaman (06/20/2014) [-]
#23 - different hat and thin metal framed glasses  [+] (8 new replies) 06/19/2014 on Your First impression of me +1
User avatar #33 - stevecartel (06/19/2014) [-]
Honestly you look like one of those guys that are really cool to hang out with and really chill
User avatar #25 - prototypedaytona (06/19/2014) [-]
In any case, you don't appear to be unfit.
#26 - ZLozier (06/19/2014) [-]
medically speaking im considered obese but im working on that. I mean I could lose some weight to be considered healthy, but at this point in time only thing i got going for me as far as muscle is my calves i consider those my best physical feature; but I'm bound and determined to lose more weight and become physically proportionate. I'm just tired of being fat and ugly that way if i become physically fit I would only be ugly lol...
User avatar #27 - prototypedaytona (06/19/2014) [-]
I don't have the highest opinion of my own looks, so I tell myself that you (generally speaking) can be handsome even if you're "ugly" (like it's entirely dependent on whether or not you can "clean up" well).
#28 - ZLozier (06/19/2014) [-]
wow are you a motivational speaker or something?
#29 - prototypedaytona (06/19/2014) [-]
Not quite, but provided that wasn't sarcasm, I'm glad I could help to pick you up and dust you off, even if only a little.
#30 - ZLozier (06/19/2014) [-]
No it wasn't sarcasm i was being sincere thank you prototypedaytona
User avatar #31 - prototypedaytona (06/19/2014) [-]
You're welcome, bro. You're doing alright.
#22 - 6'1" and 215 or roughly around that area 06/19/2014 on Your First impression of me 0
#19 - well ive rode bicycles since i was young and still do, and my …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/19/2014 on Your First impression of me 0
#21 - viran (06/19/2014) [-]
well, atleast you got something going for you. im 6'4 280, and my legs are like, twice that lol.
#22 - ZLozier (06/19/2014) [-]
6'1" and 215 or roughly around that area
#14 - Actually the facial hair in this is just 5o'clock shadow i sha… 06/19/2014 on Your First impression of me 0
#13 - Actually that thin stash is my 5o'clock shadow  [+] (1 new reply) 06/19/2014 on Your First impression of me 0
User avatar #15 - flemsdfer (06/19/2014) [-]
I have the same thing, I just think on the lip looks terrible, but on the jaw/chin can look okay/good.
#11 - so something like this then right?  [+] (2 new replies) 06/19/2014 on Your First impression of me 0
User avatar #12 - notsofriendly (06/19/2014) [-]
i use glasses as well as you, but honestly, your glasses does not fit your headshape and if youonly have those, i would recommend to get an extra set of glasses for more formal use! then you wont be so bound to your glasses to match up with your clothing style. but yeah, striped shirt without tie 2 buttons up are the best, if you have a plain black,white or gray, use tie ;) and the pornstash you can grow only if you have a hot babe to fool around with ;)
#14 - ZLozier (06/19/2014) [-]
Actually the facial hair in this is just 5o'clock shadow i shaved this morning. Not aloud to have facial hair where i work so yea have to shave it regularly.
#4 - well i live in ohio like north western ohio if that says anything  [+] (6 new replies) 06/19/2014 on Your First impression of me 0
#11 - ZLozier (06/19/2014) [-]
so something like this then right?
User avatar #12 - notsofriendly (06/19/2014) [-]
i use glasses as well as you, but honestly, your glasses does not fit your headshape and if youonly have those, i would recommend to get an extra set of glasses for more formal use! then you wont be so bound to your glasses to match up with your clothing style. but yeah, striped shirt without tie 2 buttons up are the best, if you have a plain black,white or gray, use tie ;) and the pornstash you can grow only if you have a hot babe to fool around with ;)
#14 - ZLozier (06/19/2014) [-]
Actually the facial hair in this is just 5o'clock shadow i shaved this morning. Not aloud to have facial hair where i work so yea have to shave it regularly.
User avatar #8 - flemsdfer (06/19/2014) [-]
I think if you wore a nice shirt, lost the hat, kept the glasses, shave the thin stash (5o'clock shadow could stay maybe), and I don't know how short/long your hair is, but you could look very nice to people.
#13 - ZLozier (06/19/2014) [-]
Actually that thin stash is my 5o'clock shadow
User avatar #15 - flemsdfer (06/19/2014) [-]
I have the same thing, I just think on the lip looks terrible, but on the jaw/chin can look okay/good.
#436 - Picture 06/18/2014 on Post your selfie part 9000 +1
#73 - **ZLozier rolled image ** 06/14/2014 on What your girlfriend cheats... 0
#145 - Picture 06/13/2014 on Who's the best looking guy... 0
#27 - she would be collecting survivors benefits from the government… 06/11/2014 on Sperm 0
#14 - actually if she had multiple children from him she could colle…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/11/2014 on Sperm +1
User avatar #20 - princessren (06/11/2014) [-]
I dont see how that is messed up
if your husband dies and you have children I imagine it would be much harder to support those children and pay the bills
#27 - ZLozier (06/11/2014) [-]
she would be collecting survivors benefits from the government from the children she already has from the deceased man, on average about $710+ for each of his child each month of un-taxable income until they either graduate from high school or drop out of school kinda like child support but from the government.
#23 - faktopus (06/11/2014) [-]
The fucked up part comes when the money goes toward things the mother wants, instead of things the children need. Believe me, I watched my own mom blow shit tons of money on herself from that $600/mo bullshit check. First thing she did when it was deposited each month was go out shopping, then tell my sister and I that we didn't have the money to get new shoes or a jacket for winter.

but we didn't need those things. our old, worn to shit stuff worked just fine.
User avatar #24 - princessren (06/11/2014) [-]
well yes...then that is
#14 - like honestly i was kinda expecting something like that to happen 06/11/2014 on Bang 0
#16 - Picture 06/11/2014 on illusion 0

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User avatar #1 - joshlol (05/09/2014) [-]
ty for the add !
#2 to #1 - ZLozier ONLINE (05/09/2014) [-]
you're welcome
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